#oc bullshit

[purpletyrant]

Four children born of a death-tainted pariah and the only daughter of a dwindling clan. These siblings have each been warped by the city-state that bore them. While their grandmother hopes that they will raise the Visconti name from certain extinction, their true purpose is much simpler - they are meant to refill the city's depleted supply of necromancers, and nothing more. What they get up to in the meantime - whether blackmail, or subterfuge, or mere perversion - is no one's concern.

[adrunkrat]

[normystical]

idk. was daydreaming to animation meme audios and came up with this concept thingie. poodle girl,, probably gonna scrap this tho lmao. anyway for anyone who cares, it does involve that one badass sexyman oc

also she's not evil or anything just trying to prove his corporation or whatever is bad. bc all the tumblr sexymen are capitalists and idfk what to do with this guy so why not lmao

[yellowcarnationed]

my idiot son's old form

no makeup + wearing shirt backwards

[almaprincess66]

I finally finished this meme!

So how do we like the blonde blue eyed 🏳️‍🌈 group?

( @lil-gae-disaster @marsfingershurt @hamalicious-soup )

This is the meme i'm talking about btw:

[the-yapstarzzz]

You ever feel like you want to read fanfics about your ocs but you dont want to write them? I have, several times, but i can help you out.

My proposition is rather simple, you yap tp me about your ocs, and i will write something silly about them, all for the low, low price of giving me a song that you assosiate with them.

Feel free to dm about it, ill get around to it eventually. Please note they wont be getting 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. Anyways, crikey.

[reesesocrambles]

When whenwehr wnfvdndnsmanfnskaa

when the twins grow up (i say that as if they aren't grown adults. WHEN THEY GETBINTO THEIR LIKE 30's)

Emia is obviously married and has a kid

Emio is kinda forcibly retired from his pirate shit because of an injury

they live in the same kingdom so sometimes they go on little walks together :((((((

in the winter Emia is all bundled up in furs and a muff and her brother is just in a single coat and they just walk around and be siblings. DDDDD: Them being lovely siblings to each other when they're older kills me. THEY ONLY GOT TO BE SIBLINGS FOR A LITTLE. THEN THEY GOT TO BE SIBLINGS AGAIN.

[vermwerm]

i want more computer content on this godforsaken website

[marygodwin-bsd]

writing fanfiction for bungo stray dogs feels so weird because I'm writing about Fyodor Dostoevsky, Nikolai Gogol, and Percy Shelley having a throuple relationship and they died in 1881, 1852, and 1822 respectively, and my roommate has read ALL of them so I can't ask her to beta because how on earth am I going to say "yeah percy shelley is kind of their lapdog in this universe" like what

is this what people who write hamilton fanfiction feel like??

on the flip side designing Percy is so freaking fun i am having a BLAST

[mystery-skulls-ghost]

woe! spider brainrot be upon ye

Yuri Yusico (Spider-Yuu)

Dorm: Ramshackle Universe of Origin: Earth-10212 Year: 1st Birthday: February 15th Pronouns: He/Him Relationship Status: Single Age: 20 Height: 150cm Dominant Hand: Right Likes: Puzzles, the mystery genre, podcasts Dislikes: Big-time criminals, repetition, napping Favorite Food: Chocolate Cake Disliked Food: Calamari Special Skill: Over-analyzing

The odd, not-so-social Ramshackle prefect. Yuri Yusico is the analytical type, hyper-focused on getting home rather than interacting with other people. Fate likes to taunt him. He's built different.

With the mask, however...

Spider-Yuu is charming! Charismatic! Cocky! Flashy! Just imagine there's glitter flying around wherever he goes. He keeps going out of his way to save people from an inky demise. Considering this world, he doesn't even bother trying to hide the fact of his true identity.

Oddly enough, his suit seems to get darker and darker as the months go by... Probably nothing to be concerned about, as long as he doesn't keep being a dick.

[polmitzz]

LOOK.

[purpletyrant]

schlossmoden

(pokes my head in and looks around real furtively) yall read for the schloss hennenberg soft launch?

i was cautious about dipping my toes in this arena because the lafossa cybdee era isnt "done." that is, it has no concrete conclusion. i have ideas, but nothing totally concrete. so as the lafossa story changes, so will the schloss. the long and short of it is that these twos story will NOT end with languishing in a dying city state forever. they will end up up north. and this is what they will look like

the name of the game is this: orchidees outfit is an elevated version of her deerwood garb. seelies outfit is focused more on dignity. they look like more of an actual member of society than they ever have

everything else coming up on the menu is expository stuff. got some more outfit babydolls on the horizon. after that, some lore about wanpyrs and scarification. i think im also going to redesign gwydion

Q: seelies outfit looks hard to wear with their wings. how do they get their clothes on? A: orchidee dresses them

Q: wouldnt they have tried to get back to the deerwood first? A: yes. they did

Q: will you elaborate on that? A: …. :-)

[honeyfractals]

fruit aisle

[normystical]

“Hey. You’ve never seen my real face! Lovely to see you after your little break! Tylenols been saying some things about me, that aren’t real great. So I feel like I should state…”

“The toxic gossip chainnnn! I just was trying to comfort him! The toxic gossip chain, I have to say, it seemed easy to talk to! The toxic gossip chain, should’ve chugged along the tracks you hypocritical ASS! I’m just a demon wo-man, and I shouldnt have to stand, against these rumors, but hey. At least you’re having some fun!”

“So, greetings everyone! I’ve been summoned to talk about some things. Even though katena says I shouldn’t talk about it, she didn’t say I couldn’t, sing, about it! So you better listen”

“Around 12 years ago I made a few deals with Shizukana! But not some predatory deal like you’re trying to suggest! More of some, small kind of deals! I was just trying to help him, with the others! You know how you go to a party and that one friend who tries to include you with the people you hate and you’re like, “NTY!” That wasn’t like me! I helped him! It was helpful!”

“I’ve been in the afterlife for over 20 years! So because of that I’m a pretty powerful demon, but once I met you all, I realized I probably should have taken it slower! There were times talking to him when I would make him mad! Just annoying, nothing weird of me! I’ve owned him for years you see! And I’ve treated him better, and acted responsibly.”

“But you won’t listen to me will you!”

“So let’s see the toxic gossip chain! Always being rude with the, accusations! The toxic gossip chain! Melting me with the, defamation! The toxic gossip chainn! Keep calling me cass you, fucking ass! You lied upon my name just to get more fame. You want me to be defamed, but hey! Keep having your fun!”

“In all seriousness I love this attention! Sure having to make an apology is annoying! But I actually didn’t do it this time! Defamation is annoying when used against you! And I would never do something like grooming to Tylenol! Overall he’d be much more vocal about it wouldn’t he! Oh, you won’t ever believe me! Alright!”

“I thought that you want the truth! But thats a massive goof! Huh! You just want me gone, off this lawn! While you act perfect, like you’ve never done shit wrong!”

“Oh your complaints, “That won’t excuse it!” “We’re friends!” “He hated that!” He sees you all tiny rats!” 

“I’m sorry I didn’t realize you’re all reconnected so please, criticize me! Bring out the pure salt from your lovely friends! And we’ll just conveniently forget how it ends! I’m sure you really hate this, stupid-ass-responcee! I know you wanted me to say I was, completely wrong! Sorry I feel like making you mad, so let’s just ignore these rumors, that, let’s be real, are horrifically bad.” 

“Hey everyone I found out what happened to Ty! He hated us and talked to the wrong guy! But don’t fact check it now, no. You threaten me with salt every time I see! You don’t need any help in your little schemes. So exorcise me flick and damn! There I go…”

“I wanna take another time to talk about Tylenol or Shizukana. Yeah him? He agreed to all of this. I gave him the option, and now he says I didn’t.”

“I never took advantage of emotional distress! Sure I existed when his life was a mess. I always rely in the dealees, to decide if they wanna work with me.”

“Did I groom Retez? Yes!”

“Did I manipulate Shizukana? Yes!”

“Have I married someone, to make you all feel eugh? Yes!”

“Did I groom anyone else at all? NO!”

“But does it really matter what I say? No. Since everyone has decided that I will always lie about my actions! So. It’s not fun to have everyone think you’re the worst demon in the bunch… even though there are tons worse! So I just wanna say that. The only thing I’ve ever groomed are my 2 persian cats! I’m not a groomer! Just a loser… who didn’t understand I couldn’t talk with Shizu and I’m not taking advantage of him even though everyone thinks so! Because 12 years ago I walked him to school! So! Even though this song SHOULDNT change anyones mind about me… I still thought I should—‘take accountability’! And for my wife, who halfway supports me: thanks! And for everything, my intentions were always pretty shitty! So I feel pretty grrrreat!.”

“The toxic gossip chain. You’re, definitely missing something. The toxic gossip chain… trying to chain me to my past. The toxic gossip chain. While you listen to this track somethings happening in the back. These aren’t rumors, they’re facts. I highly doubt theres many gaps, I survived every crash and hey! Keep having your fun!”

“You know, just so everything is crystal clear, even if you understand! You’re definitely not confused!”

“I get that I’m a terrible person! But please, don’t cancel me oh-noooo! Sometimes I can be awful, and not have an online presence! Crazy! Ik! Sometimes I can make a conscious decision and you don’t have to take it, and break it! And excorsize it, and make my demise out of it and— oh noooo!”

“Sometimes I’m an awful person just because, I wanted to! And that isn’t anything different, thats just— me!”

“But what do WE know?”

“Fuck you all right?”

MSNSH BRO I DIDNT EVEN LISTEN TO THIS SONG YET, I HAD TO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE JUST FOR THIS 😭

rip(?) my habit of reading "not a groomer, just a loser" to the tune of frustration tears lmfao

not a groomer~ just a loser~ do u want 2 inspect my eeeye...

not mad or upset or anything just letting you know </3

[almaprincess66]

Thank you for @lil-gae-disaster and @hamalicious-soup for allowing me to feature their OCs in this comic. I hope I did them justice.

(Their OCs have their own tumblr blog at @the-real-joseph-hayes and @thatoneschot respectivly)

My singular russian lesson that I took 4 years ago did not give me enough knowledge, so I took the liberty to use Google Translate.

(It is suppose to say "thanks bitch")

I will not complain about the 3 and half hours I spent making this. I completely forgot how long it took to make comics.

[avelourcynic]

What are all your blorbo’s opinion on anime?

Alas, my main cohort of blorb-ocs live in long ago in a galaxy far far away where television has not been invented yet! That being said, if they were in a setting with anime....

Malk: absolutely loves gundam anime and spends a lot of money on kits from the shows he likes that he will never, ever, have the attention span to sit and paint.

Beck: watched all of Sailor Moon (with subs). She only drops this fact like, five years after everyone has met and long after it's been established that other people watch anime. Chaos ensues.

Oskar: still does not truly understand why there is a specific distinction for Japanese cartoons. He has it explained to him and then proceeds to watch all of Naruto and Boruto.

Sana: does not watch anime and lies about it. She reads synopses of JJK, Jojo's, Demon Hunter, and BNHA and pretends she's watched them; then starts discourse.

Weary: started watching anime when she was younger. She likes a little bit of everything, but especially loves the fantasy genre and has a soft spot for isekais when they get big.

Zai: was not allowed to watch anime growing up. They loudly proclaim they hate anime.... but will sit on the couch and passively watch whatever anime anyone else is watching.