#oh my god it was so funny
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creatchie8 · 5 months ago
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By FAR my favorite line in Salem's Lot 2024 is when Ben is arguing in the church trying to save Susan but Dr. Cody pulls out the stake and Ben goes, "No, are you fucking kidding me?" The way he's just so taken out of it and is truly like, WTF?? This is my second time watching it and both times I CACKLED SO HARD
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ratatatastic · 5 months ago
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the funniest cat tradition is playing we didnt start the fire after a chippy game. so you can guess what theyre doing right now after a (looks at notes) combined 60 pim game against the preds
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just-a-cup-of-anxietea · 6 months ago
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“They’re eating the dogs in Springfield!!”
“There are no credible reports of that”
“I’ve seen people on television saying it”
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xpurplepiex · 23 days ago
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found out about the existence of this pairing like a month ago and im already in love with these two <33
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mushramoo · 1 year ago
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I am losing it
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shrimphearted · 13 days ago
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omega hater compilation
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fake-guns-blazing · 1 month ago
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we don't talk about this one enough
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cozylittleartblog · 2 years ago
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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socvincjpeg · 7 months ago
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The book of bill website is open and typing in breakup/divorce gets you..
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bro...
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umblrspectrum · 2 months ago
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happy solvermas
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yourplaceinaugust · 1 year ago
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i was sitting in the staff room on my break and then my coworker comes in, grabs his bottle of chocolate milk, starts drinking it as fast as he can, and then when he's done he sat there heavily breathing due to the lack of oxygen
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heyitsphoenixx · 9 months ago
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of course brennan’s vip ep was an art house film about the metaphor of the self through the lens of false dream logic and time loops delivered by a wild man from the woods who is also a physicist from Newfoundland who carries around rocks in a briefcase that he has to hatch and doesn’t know the word alligator but does know the words centrifugal force and is afraid of bowls. of course.
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boxofoxberry · 4 months ago
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what does sword taste like pearl
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mimefish · 3 months ago
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ok so did anyone else jump at the lore potential and imagery and symbolism of joel walking down a long narrow corridor to a red door he created to end his series completely of his own volition only for the trap to not work and embarrass him in front of the spectators who were all watching at the time btw. so he just had to go off and kill himself with ender pearl spam. anyone else
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halflifebutawesome · 10 days ago
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rewatching the hl2 documentary
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gongyussy · 11 months ago
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you think YOU had a bad day at work?
bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera
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