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i3utterflyeffect · 5 months ago

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What if one day, Alan came home early, insisted that Chosen would stay to dinner, and they have big family dinner together? And everything so surreal for Chosen, so when they come back home, Dark can't stop asking Cho why they look so stunned.

god yeah-- i don't think he'd insist on chosen staying personally but there's no way SC doesn't beg them to stay--

#tommy's foolery #he's just like. 'only if you want to hahh please don't force yourself to be around me'#but meanwhile sc is in the corner. with those Big Ol Eyes #they're too cute how is chosen supposed to refuse their little baby sibling like that!!!!!!!#<- oh man actually imagine if that's where they finally start processing that yeah actually sc is their little sibling huh.#and alan is treating them nice enough that it just causes some cognitive dissonance there........#idk man!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥#tommy's stickmen tag #tommy's aus #tommy's stick!alan #selkie sticks au #i don't think alan would be comfortable with forcing anything on chosen but SC doesn't exactly get the Implications here #they're just a littol baby!!!! they want their friend here for dinner!!!#esp if sc ever hears chosen complain about there not being food back home. bc there's no way that dark and chosen eat on a healthy schedule #chosen tries to refuse but sc genuinely looks like they're about to start Fucking Bawling. they don't have a choice #just. aurrghhhhhhhhhhhh!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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sysig · 6 months ago

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Finally made a Parapluesch OC, introducing Mama Oz ♥ (Patreon)

#Doodles #Parapluesch #Do I need to tag all of them? I don't want to so I won't lol #I can tag my original I guess :P #Mama Oz #She's based on this absolutely ridiculous and darling object I found at the same place I got my new-to-me video games haha #So apparently in the 60s this specific type of - magazine rack? in the shape of a kangaroo?? was made??#Ridiculous. So ostentatious. I fell in love immediately and had to make her into a Parapluesch #Like as soon as I laid eyes on her standing there I was like ''Oh you're from Die Anstalt'' - Instantly started filling in her backstory #Mama Oz's deal is your classic Stages of Grief - in her case from losing a child #Since she's a plush she never had an actual baby but she lost Her Child if you get me - she stopped being played with #And so she projects that grief onto others and adopts them in an attempt to get Her Child back #Except if this new relationship isn't within that framework then she rejects it and goes to the next one #She doesn't really realize that she's inconveniencing them by trying to adopt them and limiting herself from forming lasting connections #Not allowing change or growth - stagnating and trying to reclaim something lost #One of my favourite parts of Die Anstalt is that each of them is shown to have flaws #They still need and are deserving of help! But their uglier symptoms aren't shied away from #Dolly and Lilo use self-harm as a coping mechanism #Sly is shown to seek out the high at times and be short and destructive #Dub takes pride in his overwork #Kroko is surly and prickly #Don't even get me started on Dr. Wood lol #So it's fun to imagine what Mama Oz would be doing to - even by accident! - harm herself or others #The whole point of helping them is for them to become their best most comfortable selves :D #I also think what's especially funny is that I've been Meaning to make a Parapluesch OC for /years/ now #I always planned for it to be a Gender Dysphoria diagnosis since that's in the DSM and I had a design and route planned and everything #No. Kangaroo magazine rack. Okay #Lol

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bluepallilworld · 6 months ago

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Happy birthday @shinechermont !

Here our girls hanging out because I thought it'd be fun uwu

Rose

thanks @ari-cuno for organizing that collab gift thingie!!!

#me doing artz #Vivid #Rose #aftermare shipkid #hey sweetie may your day be great #awesome even #I'm so proud of you #it's an honor to watch you grow #(and you will still grow regardless of what the law says ;3)#love you lots #you have a beautiful soul #can't believe the itty bitty baby I met years ago is leaving the kiddy room #aw my sappy sap isn't enough to my liking #oh I know #I think I said that often enough but never enough #you improved so much art-wise like it's crazy #don't get me wrong I still like your old stuff #but every once in a while I see an art of you on my dash and I take a second to think that wow #crazy it's the same person #I AM PICKING YOU UP AND SPINNING YOU #WE'RE DOING SPINNY #SPIN SPIN #you have no choice on the question #my arms are picking you up and you can't escape #that gif is sooooo rough but I felt I might get a bit shouted at for being unreasonable since I started this wednesday and believe me it wa #so tempting to go full on render and all but honestly I wouldn't have slept for several days and I thought you might hit me or something if #I pulled that again X'Dc #tho it was fun to allow myself to go rough and wing it so enjoy the ugly hug it was made with the heart #gift for AC

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binch-i-might-be · 9 days ago

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I'm still thinking about the straw hat crew being canonically teenagers because acquiring that knowledge fucked me up beyond repair. before Robin and then Franky joined the crew they were literally all like 17 to 19 and that should not be allowed methinks

#luffy being 17 and then 19 after the timeskip just gives me the absolute rest like girl he should be in SCHOOL #don't get me started on their CREW DOCTOR BEING FUCKING 15 YEARS OLD #i kind of slid into the One Piece Cosplay Sketches side of tiktok and i am having a grand old time over there but it keeps making me think #zoro and sanji are supposed to be 19 before the timeskip 😭😭 zoro looks like he served a seven year prison sentence #and sanji looks like he's paying child support to three different women and one guy #what do you MEAN they're 21 in the story currently?????? THAT'S YOUNGER THAN I AM !!#rude. despicable frankly #ok fine my new favourite characters are robin franky and brook because they're REASONABLE AGES (thirties. and also ninety)#oh no this just reminded me that ace died at 19. the mist traumatising event of my preteen-hood.........#they're all BABIES what are they DOING #rayrambles

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alteregomp4 · 4 months ago

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SOME fans of dungeon meshi on TikTok make me feel like they only consumed the show through clips of it appearing on their feed like it's Young Sheldon.

I'm not trying to knock anyone down here if that's how they got into it cause that's how I sure did but when I like something I actively try to consume all that it offers before I start saying stuff in posts I make about it, so it's just disappointing and honestly frustrating seeing that SOME fans of the show don't do the same which just leads to either pointless posts about small issues that have gotten explained multiple times over or just downright villainizing or babying certain characters despite most characters in this series being obvious flawed individuals who have complex feelings throughout.

Once again it's just deeply frustrating and I'm really not trying to single out TikTok here as it's an issue I've noticed not just on there it's just the most loud on that app especially in fandom spaces sadly from my experience.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #alteregomprambles #yes half of this post was inspired by the ongoing toshiro mischaracterization and villainizing cause I really enjoy him #don't even get me started on the babying of autism that is happening in the fandom and having to see that as someone who is autistic #especially with the fact its only the white characters who people think/hc have autism but oh no toshiro or kabru can't have it :/#plus the fanon verisons of the characters make me want to rip out my own hair at points cause it's so far off from how they actually are #if this post gets to the wrong side and people don't know how to have a civil conversation i will be muting stuff for my own peace fyi

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whileyoureinschoolidothisallday · 15 days ago

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in the name of all other black people, especially in light of everything, I hope mike tyson beats the brakes off that bitch

#real life with risa #the culture needs it #I'm begging the universe please don't let it be a paid match #we've earned the catharsis at this point #seeing a punkass white boy youtuber that helped lead us into this mess get his shit rocked would be fix me I think #especially when the little whiny white baby fans start crying about how mike went too far and oh nooo little jake is bweeding he's hurt =(#bonus if they start being gojo racist about it to excuse the loss #MWAH #DELICIOUS #PLEASE GODS LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING #set the tone for the rest of the four years #“punch that bitch”#if I don't see that man on a stretcher

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look-at-the-stars-tonight · 3 months ago

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the amount of effort that goes into figuring out what to cook and eat every day is RIDICULOUS. i used to think people were so weird and boring for eating the same thing every single day but it truly does make life so much easier

#and also it's nice to know exactly what your food is going to taste like before you eat it #like when i get unfamiliar takeout. half the time i'm like. oh.#i'm going to have to eat all of this. or be judged.#so i just do my best to suppress my gag reflex and Get Through It and then it makes me sick so what was even the point #i think my parents spoiled me. and the most annoying thing is they're significantly better at cooking now than when i was a child #so when i go over i eat three delicious home cooked meals + snacks and they're all different and amazingggg #and then i come back to texas and i am like. googling 'how to feed myself healthy vegetarian'#because I do NOT have the time or money or energy to cook three beautiful delicious meals Just For Me #i think this would be easier with a partner #this whole week i bought a fuckton of mediterranean groceries and i have been making and eating food!!#mediterranean is close enough to indian that i like it well enough #unfortunately for me. i am def going to have to learn how to cook indian food to get through life. because i cannot fucking eat american #i don't know HOW you guys do it i'm so spoiled #i'm assuming meat is this really amazing wonderful thing that just adds flavor to everything #(it is physically repulsive to me and the couple times ive accidentally tasted it it's bleh so i refuse to partake)#i think it's an acquired taste but it magically makes ur food better. that is my understanding of how meat works #cause american vegetarian food is the saddest fucking thing i've ever tasted #i still think about my coworker i was talking to about my food issues and he was like. 'do u understand that you have been given a gift #by having constant access to tasty food your entire life. i ate unseasoned green beans every day of my childhood. learn how to fucking cook #indian food already.' truly a horrific thing to hear. but i'm calling my parents more and going HOW TO COOK VEGETABLE? BEAN? PLEASE HELP??#and by god i am not going to turn into my coworker.#anyways we start with baby steps. lentils and rice it is next week .-. going to the indian store to buy pickles to make it more tolerable #and i have my cabinet full of spices already at least #i wish i was less pickyyy #sometimes lalita cooks indian food for me and i'm like wow. i love and appreciate u for feeding me. but this sure is south indian food #i don't understand How they use spices. it feels like they toss as much of as many bottles as they can into every dish #and it's. the taste is just OW OW OW and nothing else. where's the nuance. the flavor.#and i like it when things are spicy!! i can even eat things where the flavor is just Hot. but not when she cooks it.#she will like watch my face when i take a bite and then go 'if you don't like it i'm throwing away all my pots and running away'#which. honestly a fair reaction. the problem is that i am incapable of lying

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ivoryratdoggerythethird · 4 months ago

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"princess...my valiant daughter..." SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM NOT WELL.

#bram wins worst father of the year for breaking aya and my fucking heart every two chapters #HE COULD BE THE BEST DAD IF ASAGIRI JUST GAVE HIM A GODDAMN CHANCE #PLEASE #MERCY #bram do NOT just leave your baby to an undead emo homosexual lung diseased criminal big brother we already have gin and a backup kyouka #well actually considering the absolutely horrifying flashback to his daughter's head and how he killed aku.....oh my god they ARE siblings #at least she still has mamakida- *gets shot by asagiri*#don't even get me STARTED on “fantastic move.” i am FERAL #GOD the panel of aya crossing her arms and turning away childishly but her face is completely blurred #and then the CRYING #KILLING me. asagiri you are killing me.#bsd 117 #bungou stray dogs #the sigma show #aya koda #bram stoker #akutagawa ryuunosuke #bsd manga #my post

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britneyshakespeare · 7 months ago

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I have to be so honest and vulnerable with you for a second. I keep thinking of getting another complete works of Shakespeare

#tales from diana #my riverside 1973 is still my beloved baby but she's really worse for the wear these days #i didn't start thinking about it till i got one for my friend like 6 months ago for his bday #and i kept looking at it and being like oh wow. his doesn't have all the scratches and rips mine does #mine is still BETTER obviously bc it's MINE. it's in worse condition objectively but it's MINE #making it the best copy in existence. to me #and it was my aunt's textbook at boston college. my grandmother let me have it. i think of it as a family heirloom #and the coating on the front cover side of the spine has been slowly tearing off :(#like there's one long vulnerable rip almost all the way down. idk how to prevent it from breaking further #other than just by not using it. and idk how to fix it wo making it potentially worse #i didn't know how to take care of old gigantic books when i got it at 19. i never considered it #i hadn't had one before. but now im more experienced #and im also just curious about what's inside other editions. especially newer ones #i only have 6 plays and at least 3 of them i plan to read in a copy other than the riverside #like my 23 plays and sonnets (1953) edited by t. m. parrot has 2 and another play im gonna borrow from library lending #and id definitely wanna get rid of a lottttt of books i have right now before getting a new one #im already planning on which books to donate when i declutter #and i need to declutter my books DESPERATELY. so so desperately #it'd just be nice to have another complete works in my collection. for a number of reasons.#that way i also suppose ill have two big books of shakespeare for auntie diana to pass down someday #i don't plan on getting one soon im just in the contemplative phase. but boy am i tempted

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angorwhosebabyisthis · 5 months ago

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i found this lore entry recently and have not stopped thinking about it since. it is HYSTERICALLY funny to me that fandaniel's villain origin story was just being a fuckin boomer

One of few great minds in a land that had seen the slow, yet steady numbing of its people's intelligence, Amon long lamented the sorry state of Allag , concentrating his early scientific efforts on developing medicines to increase mental capacity . He soon realized that it was not knowledge that the Allagans lacked. If anything, they had too much. What his people lacked was a leader. With a renewed sense of focus, Amon shifted his studies to the field of vivimancy, and soon was conducting experiments on his own flesh in order to attain his final goal - the resurrection of Xande the First.

— Encylopaedia Eorzea Volume I, p. 25

#final fantasy xiv #ffxiv #ffxiv amon #ffxiv fandaniel #i just. i Just.#the fact that he tried to fix it by doing research to literally just give people extra brain cells #before deciding the problem was ipad babies is KILLING me #i don't know why it's so hilarious but oh my fucking god #like obviously his real problem with it was a) that whole post about how there's Fun and there's Satisfaction from Achievement #which you need a balance of; because if you don't get enough fun you get stressed #but if you don't get the feel-good chemicals that come from working at and accomplishing things #it will fuck you up Badly; and make you horribly depressed; and you will probably try and substitute more and more Fun in a vicious cycle #b) not only did he live in the depressing nightmare sinkhole of resulting society-wide mental illness #but his attempts to preserve his sanity with meaningful work kept being appropriated into Fun by other people instead #and c) his exposure to the endpoint of 'utopia'; where everyone is happy and all their needs are (supposedly) met #was watching people get Bored and proceed to entertain themselves with horrific sadism and cruelty #he doesn't come right out and explicitly make that connection out loud; but going by his speech in the aitiascope it's pretty obvious #there's a Lot going on there; especially once you start getting into how he leans *into* the cruelty he hated so much #i could go on and probably i'll write up posts about it. it's fucked up and tragic and on a serious narrative level it tracks #but it's also SO SO FUNNY #ffxivtag #FF tag #shitposting #ableism cw #endwalker spoilers

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theintelligentfool · 16 days ago

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i enjoyed high school! i had a lot of friends! some of them were even close! but holy SHIT . i can say, with full confidence now. HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS SHIT and im GLAD I DON'T GO THERE!!!

#my school was actually pretty nice for a high school #my teachers were cool #im actual friends w one of em #but like. Omfg #if you as a high school student have ever felt annoyed about being treated like a baby or feel like you're just getting pushed around #like you're not treated as a real person. even by the staff who are nice. like all the clique stuff is stupid bullshit and you just want to #be an adult already #don't listen to anyone who tells you to treasure your high school years they can be fun but BEING AN ADULT IS SO MUCH BETTER #i got excited to VACUUM the other day!!! because my space in the dorms is MINE #and oh my god i love my parents and my family and their house is nice. BUT WOW LIVING IN A DORM RULES #not just bc its a nice dorm (That helps) but bc . like . so much is up to ME and im part of every decision #by default #and i get to Decide everything #a good part of this is just starting w a blank slate yk. i dont have to clean anything up and get rid of old stuff and rearrange #to decorate the new room in a way i want (in a way thats designed for me to keep it clean‚ rather than just the way that Happened)#and its like. i can really take pride in my space yk?#like i share it w 3 roommates but my part is Mine #and its not just where i sleep its like... i decorate it i clean it i like it i hang out in it #augh. college good.#if you're in high school no matter how much you like life rn: IT GETS BETTER

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orchidsangel · 11 months ago

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pregnancy trope is AWFUL like let me speak my truth. like jtv and the originals is different because the entire plot is centered around it but if i'm watching a show or reading a book and it supposedly comes out of nowhere (i've never not successfully predicted it) then it's over. i'm done. i'm out. LIKE DON'T PISS ME AWF !!!!! just sick and awful !!! especially when they're surprised like they weren't literally raw doggin every day, no birth control...you just made me angry. "i don't understand how this could happen ???" i'm literally under your bed rn.

#i've hated pregnancy tropes since i was in middle school #genuinely infuriating #like oh my god can everyone please be normal #when i was reading fucking p doug books #and every time jump had a baby like the mc's werent #early 20's and in the least #sustainable relationships ever #just makes me so angry #like they wouldn't survive a month dating #OR IN CHARMED ????#when piper (?) had a baby and it became the whole #fucking plot ???#MIND YOU THE BABY DADDYS DEAD #AND I DONT MEAN HE DIED AFTER ?????????#HE WAS DEAD WHILE THEY WAS FUCKIN #and don't get me started on black cake...#saw that shit coming from a mile away #BOTH times #anyway #ro number 1 pregnancy trope anti #penelope douglas' breeding kink needs to get her put on a watchlist #bc credence ??????#was 400+ pages of “hinting” that those men wanted to knock her up #and one of them did !!!#in the epilogue #but still !!!#SHE WAS 21 #SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN IN THE CLUB #✧ orchids in bloom ✧

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miniagula · 2 months ago

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WE GOT BREEDER BACKSTORY LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#jungle juice #s22e55 #the second i saw baby breeder i started (internally) hooting #so many things i loved and so many things that make me go ARRRGHH #the panels? the megalomania? the halo always behind his head? the horns after he killed yuseong? SO GOOD #and i LOVE #THAT PANEL #OF THE PREDATORS #w their varying reactions of terror‚ dread‚ and resentment #these people‚ who are under his command‚ who fear him in equal measure #AND???#“Daddy made you a meal. Eat your food.” FUOWAHNFJIWNFIWJWFNJRF?!!?!?!?#hell YEAH he's a FREAK oh thank god #still got mixed feelings for him don't get me wrong #his backstory's nice but it feels like something's missing #and yuseong's death absoLUTELY did not hit. i wanna say bro got stars and striped but even then she put up more of a fight #idk maybe i've just been spoiled by the MVA arc #it's the only time i've ever FELT breeder be an actual threat

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binch-i-might-be · 14 days ago

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I gotta get a new pair of rats soon so the babies won't be alone for too long. new lads.... new era

#then the babies won't be the babies anymore because the new babies will be the babies.......#i don't know feels weird #i'm not replacing fred and joe but my setup is for four rats and the babies are used to having someone else around #it's better to have more than two rats because they are social little creachers #and i'll have to quarantine the new guys for two weeks and then start introductions which will take another two hopefully #that's a long time in rat years #so i should get babies as soon as possible but also I have to arrange for my little baby boy to be cremated :((#this is fucked. evil evil evil #maybe new babies would cheer me up. bring me some joy in these dark times of losing my heart rat #oh also it's my best friend's birthday today lol 👍 i love it here #rayrambles

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asinglesock · 3 months ago

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send help. it's supposed to be 91 degrees tomorrow. on my day off :(

#a sock speaks #work tag #food tag #it was high 80s today but I didn't even notice bc the air conditioner at restaurant job is punishingly high powered #I was wearing my long sleeved undershirt and leggings without any discomfort #but I have to run errands tomorrow and my car has no AC. the house also has no AC but is okayish at staying cool.#I wanted to make pizza today but didn't have time. might be too hot for pizza tomorrow :( but my ingredients are aging in the fridge #I finally got a paycheck but it's for the 2nd period I worked. I'm missing the first one and need to talk with the regional manager #and he's only in on Thursdays #also gotta request a day off to go to Portland with my cousin in 2 weeks #also gotta request off for orchestra which also starts in 2 weeks #also my aunt is trying to recruit me for a caregiving job and I'd have to take 3 weeks off to get trained #it'd be super easy to schedule both jobs once I'm trained but the training is a big time commitment #also restaurant job scheduled me for all graveyard shifts this week. if I can't adjust my sleep schedule I'll have to give a firm no on it #also gotta go to the bank to deposit my check and. uh. all of August's tips (terrifying)#also gotta call a vital records office in Maine about my mom's birth certificate bc we're trying to take her to Canada for her birthday #I don't think we have enough time but my sister wants to do it #also I want to finish knitting this sock that I started in June. I just have the toe left #also I finally confirmed the color and pattern for a baby blanket I'm preparing as a gift so I gotta get yarn #also I need to buy blackout curtains to fit my windows so I can sleep in the day if I work nights #also sometime this week my sister is cleaning the church. I want to go with her so I have an excuse to get ice cream from a shop nearby #also I need to clean my room and I should hang up the art prints & postcards I've been collecting for months #most of them are green to match my decor but some are just characters or scenes I like #oh! I also owe a postcard to a school friend #I had caffeine for the first time in several days and my brain is buzzing. there's so much I want to do and I have time to do it #and I'm excited about it!

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zilabee · 2 years ago

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Ringo: I mean all the things you read in the press, like Paul suing us, and us fighting went on, but it never stopped the love between us all. And the music was always more important - ah - than anything else. To me personally. You'll have to ask the other two...

Barbara Walters: For people-

Ringo: Isn't it funny when you say that now? You know, it's so new to me that uh, I always sort of... it clogs you up a bit when you say, cos you know, you're so glib saying 'oh well ask the other three'... now we can only ask two, which is a drag [in its way?], but I'm sure he's okay.

I am really sad. I still miss John a great deal. I'll always miss him, you know, but it's still brand new.

Barbara Walters: When you heard abou- how did you hear about it?

RIngo: Uh, Barbara's daughter called us up saying John's been shot. And so that drove me crazy, but you think, uh, he's been shot, shot in the arm, shot in the leg. And then they came back and they said he's uh, he's dead. [looks at the camera] Do you want to stop that now? Cos it's - it doesn't help you know, but it always gets me upset.

#oh god ringo #I love the way he says #everything he says in this #it's from March 1981 #he looks like a baby when he starts to talk about John #and that pain that's still three feet deep around him #it always gets me that it shows up on camera #it's so nice to see him with his glasses off though #is that weird to say #I don't know #he's much more himself #I cut this off a bit abruptly #but she is very nice to him around it #and helps him start talking about happier memories #there's a different kind of heartbreaking bit earlier on in this #where he claims he's not drinking very much #and my heart lskfdjowies #I avoid this video for the most part #but it was misquoted in the biography #and i wanted to check the wording #and now I'm lskjfoiwejfsd #the beatles #ringo starr #barbara walters #ringo #john lennon #jr #(soon I will stop posting really sad ringo posts)#(I know it's not festive)

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