#oh and i got none
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Before I'll enter my time machine to go back in time. I must tell you an awkward story that happened to me on Saturday. As usual, I entered the Bursaha food court, and as usual, I was quickly surrounded by poor place security staff who showed me the exit. I decided to try to charge my electronics outside. As I approached the outlet and plugged in my new phone, I got from assurance. New phone but old model: Galaxy A15. Yet I was very satisfied since I knew that part of me got his independence back since the new phone was clean of spies yet to be installed by the "notorious." I can only say that in the few days after receiving the new phone, there were over a dozen attempts by strangers who stopped me in the street and asked me to call a local number. 267...... of course, I refused to let anyone even come close to my phone. So, while my phone was charged, two black dudes approached me, I recognized the dude as a gang member. I I sincerely believe he was one of the highest ranks GANG MEMBER. He started conversations with me. I felt like there was a chance to give him another point of view, not only the point of VU of leggings amateur. that great to informed him about other approaches to this case. Short story, right at the end of our conversation, he suddenly said: You, my phone is dead. Can I place a quick call using your device?
Absolutely no! I quickly replied and immediately left towards 4th & Chestnut St to the lower street members. As I reached 3rd street I turned left towards 7elevn suddenly I felt slammed and came by surprise that through me to the ground. I turned to check and I saw the gang member, the one I had spoken a few minutes ago, I saw him with his friend both holding a gun in their hand. It's the police he shouted, give me your phone. I do not know why I quickly handed him my phone and then he and his partner quickly walked towards Market Street. I quickly chased them and demanded my phone back! It ends with the gun out of his pocket followed by a warning that he will shoot me if I try to chase them again.
#sto-po- lice!?#im already on the ground from your tackle#oh ok#so give me#give me#my money?#no not your money no#my shoes?#ah no not your shoes idiot#ah yeah give me your phone! now!#why?!?#coz i got the gun#oh and i got none#In the land of the free#and i lost my liberty 🗽
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i got to see the beetlejuice tour today so naturally 4 days ago i decided to design an entire set of trading cards with a unique illustration formed from the images on the reverse sides
i got to meet a ton of the cast at the stagedoor, even though it was a matinee and i kinda didnt expect anyone to wanna stop and say hi, and they were all so nice!!! and the whole audience had such a fun vibe, we all understood we had to show up in stripes
#beetlejuice#beetlejuice musical#lydia deetz#miss argentina#barbara maitland#delia deetz#adam maitland#otho beetlejuice#im so sad bc i mostly made and printed these cards with the intent of giving them to other fans#but then i got to give them to the actors and i was like oh i hope i get to collectively give them the whole set#but as far as i know miss argentina's actress didn't come out#like barbara's actress also didn't come out but i gave adam's actor their card#miss argentina is the only one none of the cast recieved#i mean i couldve given her to someone else but thats not as fun as just. Here. Its Your Guy#so sad#also the show was SOOOOO good
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#wyll ravengard#durge#the dark urge#durgewyll#bg3#baldurs gate 3#sallow#durge x wyll#wyll x durge#sketch#.IM 😳😳😳😳😳.#.i know I’m not drawing wylls horns properly but they’re a weird shape I cannae figure them out.#.drawing that other durgewyll picture I was like -oh I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me.#.WELL.#.we can tell how that went.#.I’m on act two so I’m VERY excited for the little dance.#.thats as far as I’ve ever got in wyll’s romance.#.idk how romance works in this game bc I was somehow with all three guys and after dumping laezel and they were all accusing each other-#-and I ended up with NONE OF THEM!! my hoe run almost went really badly.#.anyway I listened to Man Areas by Jonny McGovern 60000 times drawing this whoops.
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every time queer discourse surges on this site everyone is so quick to jump to “it was actually the evil lesbians who divided us” because y’all heard the term “political lesbian” and never bothered to figure out what that meant
#‘political lesbians’ were and are predominantly STRAIGHT WOMEN#and a good chunk are bi#what don’t you understand about these women thinking lesbianism is a CHOICE? that it’s only used by women as a reaction to the patriarchy?#like lesbians can’t possibly like women and not men for any reason that isn’t some deep-seated hatred for men?#they all think lesbianism is dirty and impure and here you people are saying that this is PROGRESSIVE#and that they actually think that lesbianism is some golden standard for its purity???? you guys are so fucking stupid oh my god#you go on and on about learning your queer history until it comes to lesbians and then you’re perfectly happy rewriting our culture#and narrative#wtf is wrong with you people#and y’all braindead mfs use this to act like men are actually oppressed by the meanie dykes#i hate y’all#but none of y’all actually give a shit about lesbians so i guess im yelling into a void#lesbophobia#top posts#neon talks#LOL at the fucking idiot who reblogged this and tagged it ‘misandry’ not sure how you got that from my post but i hope your day sucks <3
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The Hellsing family and its leaders
#hellsing#sir integra#arthur hellsing#abraham van helsing#my art#shitpost#Abraham is also a big fan of human rights violations#yes yes Alucard isn't human i don't care#<<homophobic homosexual#common point is that they all fucked Alucard at some point#none of you people are normal#Abraham's ungodly list of titles and jobs fuck you we get it#Gary stu ass#oh Bram Stoker and your internalized homophobia#i like the scar on Abraham's cheek like Dracula tore it during the battle in an almost-glasgow smile#i hope i got better at drawing old men
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Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.
And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.
After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.
You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rise of the tmnt#I didn’t even list everything the Hamatos are MENACES#it’s so funny#bonus if none of the Hamatos realize how terrifying their presence in the Hidden City has become#every time Leo goes to bother Hueso the guy just has his head in his hands like Pepino…I JUST got my brother out of crime…and now you???’#Leo’s just like ‘lmao what crime’#meanwhile a trail of destruction follows them wherever they go#just look at the library smh#the small time yokai villains hearing about how scary the fam is and having two different reactions#one being no way are we talking about the same babies tripping over themselves and barely beating anyone#the other is oh god I barely escaped with my LIFE huh#sunita listening to all the worry her parents have about this new ‘Hamato Family’ and laughing inside#she tells April and April keeps it a secret to see how long it takes the others to realize it#when accused of crime Donnie accidentally and largely unprompted starts denying his digital asset thefts and then has to deny he denied it#when he learns of what is thought of them Raph has a crisis the poor boy#Mikey’s happy they’re ‘known for being a family!:)’#he - kinda terrifyingly - kinda likes the thought of that lol#Leo: 🤔 think I could go back to that hair spa then? (no)#in their defense while they are MENACES society is ALSO a menace to THEM
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#i had to do this none of the ones i have seen have been weird enough for me#honestly the first is the best he just fucking MANIFESTED on the back of the seat next to me#and when i turned around to scan the theater behind us i grabbed at the neighboring seat for leverage#and it was his got damned ankle#we made eye contact for two seconds before a giant spotlight shone on us#i would think it was cool now but I was only 10 and wanted to D I E#i swear to god i felt NOTHING when he landed his rigging or whatever must have been AMAZING#most humiliating moment of my life to that point though#you accidentally grab a childhood celebrity crush's ankle during a live performance and he looks into your eyes#then the whole theater is looking at you#oh my god it was horrendous#i hope he remembers it
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I love the girls of Class A. I just don't like how Hori used them in the story. The Todoroki women also suffered badly for being written by an author who has no idea how to write female characters.
#none of them got a satisfactory endgame imo#i should know better than to care about female characters in a shonen manga but oh well#bnha critical#dancing girl's bnha thoughts
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Part 2 to this post of my understanding of one piece characters from OPLA, 70-ish episodes of the anime and cultral osmosis - this time with a slightly better understanding of how to use ms paint
again, please not spoilers im only on episode 96
#i wrote all of this and then watched 20ish more episodes so i know a little bit more than what the notes suggest but i didnt want to edit it#one piece#OP#OPLA#one piece live action#one piece spoilers#dracule mihawk#buggy the clown#red haired shanks#sir crocodile#don flamenco#what a wild way to learn i got his name wrong#oh well#not going to tag the others since i dont really know their full names and im not getting spoiled looking for them again#guys why did none of you tell me how fun ms paint was
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POV you buy the traveling man a drink
#sorry I got tired of looking at this wip I wanted to do more but here it is as is#tbb ghost agents#the bad batch#tbb#tbb wrecker#tbb civvies#civvies wrecker#none of the colors were final but oh well
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obsessed with that first meeting with astarion, especially how he reacts when you tell him what the tadpoles do
that hysterical bray of laughter followed by his face twisting in grief before he can compose it. of course OF COURSE it'll turn him into a monster. this is what he gets for daring to have hope for five whole minutes. typical.
and then the immediate pivot and grasp. what if we can learn to CONTROL THEM. please i just got my life back i can't give it up yet please I'll do anything not to go back there
#in my first playthrough genuinely none of the character performances had stood out to me up until that moment#and i sat up and went oh?#oh hello what's this?#that's an interesting reaction you got there buddy#what's going on in that pointy toothed head?#i immediately needed to know more#bg3#astarion#astarion meta
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updated designs for healer swap 🍃✨
#octopath#octopath traveler 2#8path tag#my art#temenos mistral#crick wellsley#castti florenz#malaya (octopath)#roi mistral#roi (octopath)#ot2 au: healer swap#tem and cas were of course the most like... drastic redesigns? everyone else mostly just got their art updated#cas' is based a LOT off the ot1 beta designs along w/ just like. 19th century nun fits#temenos is using an ulster coat and oxfords so he's just. absurdly stylish for the time i suppose#malaya has no canon surname so i'm giving her one. by contrast temenos has none displayed bc he doesn't remember anything. sad.#oh well there are other apothecaries
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how does antiquing work in Star Trek?
like, okay, there's no scarcity Because Replicators. great! except you can't replicate an antique, not the real thing. probably some AMAZING reproductions- 24th-century historical costumers must be having the time of their lives, because as great as modern synthetic baleen is, imagine what you could do with a machine that literally replicates the exact molecular structure of the same! or that extinct flax that made medieval linen so great! -but I know antique collectors. there's nothing like the feeling of something you know so many other people have loved for centuries
is it like a barter system? do you go to the antique "shop" with things passed down in your family or found in the equivalent of a Facebook buy-nothing group, and trade what you have for what the history nerd running the place has based on your respective interests?
is Brimfield like a giant swap meet? could I go with, say...a big bag full of my grandmother's chunky 1950s costume jewelry and trade it for 1880s blouse waists because the stall owner wants the former and I want the latter? equivalent value wouldn't matter- what's value, beyond how much you treasure something? nobody's got rent to make or bills to pay, after all
do people become antiques "dealers" just for the thrill of the hunt and the pleasure of matching an object to someone who will love it? you don't have to work, after all; you can spend your whole life searching the world for rare treasures if that brings you joy
this is a nice thought
#star trek#worldbuilding#oh my god think of the wonderful materials you could have at your disposal to make clothes out of though#with replicators#as much merino and silk-velvet and cashmere as you wanted. aforementioned Good Linen. the lightest#sheerest voile imaginable#forget pajama jumpsuits; their world could gain back some of the sensory textile richness ours has lost#furs- anything you wanted! from any animal! because it's not FROM the animal but it's exactly the same!#it's not 'faux fur' made of plastic- it IS the real thing#hi my name is Marzi and I grew up on TNG but internalized NONE of the aesthetic and got bored in the battle scenes
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obsessed obsessed obsessed obsessed obsessed obsessed obsessed obsessed obsessed obsessed obsessed obsessed
#WHAT DO YOU MEEEEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN#TINY FUCKING BABY THANG WHAT THE FUCKKKKK#WHAT DO YOU MEAN MARIA KNEW IT!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN MARIA KNEW IT //WHEN IT WAS SMALL//#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BIOLIZARD WAS EVER SMALL!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!#i had always assumed the biolizard was like... before maria's time. before she got up there yknow#its fucking me up that she knows about it at all let alone knew it before it became ''''''the biolizard''''''#like..............#the new gerald journals show he was none too fond of the biolizard#like in the ''ohhhhh my god we fucked up''/haunting him of his own mistakes and misdeeds sense#but like maria knowing it before all that.... did she also see it getting all fucked up and going wrong#did she know. did she understand it was all for her. surely she must have....#you know i never cared about maria as a Character before all this. she was neat just as Concept/event in the series yknow#but everything ive seen for shadow gens the past few days/weeks [wrt dark beginnings] has been like man.Man. i get it now. im understanding#sonicposting
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Thinking back to this conversation with Vicky that Juno had back in Midnight Fox (1.12), can't help but think that maybe Juno remembered this. That maybe it stuck with him and he knew that no matter how many mistakes or faults or sacrifices that are self-proclaimed to be for the greater good, however many times Nureyev runs away... Juno knows that no matter what, he'll never find someone who loves him like that, and he believes truly that Nureyev knows that too.
Because no matter how many lies or broken promises, they still spent all this time knowing each other. He knows that Peter loves Slip. He's seen how Peter loves Slip. It takes a lot to love someone, but to truly know someone? That's entirely different. And they both know that. Truly.
#oh fuck it's a tangent now god dammit it happened again#anyways sorry for not posting on this blog since the Middle Ages I got busy on my secret evil malevolent blog that none of you know about#juno steel#the penumbra podcast#tpp#junoverse#the penumbra#the penumbra fandom#tpp juno#peter nureyev#tpp peter
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At the end of s1 Jayce gave his chair to Viktor to sit in, which caused him to be slightly further away from Mel, ergo the protective dome couldn't have reached him. This is the protected area:
And this is where I assumed everyone would have been at the time of explosion:
And then I wanted to find out how close exactly Viktor was to the dome (comparing to s1 finale) and, uh
Apparently Viktor would have been entirely covered by the dome? And out of the three of them Jayce would have been the one closest to its center.
From here I see two routes:
Mel moved towards Jayce before the worst hit (they did wake up lying close together)
Mel wasn't the source of the dome (Jayce was??)
In both cases there's the question of Viktor moving out of the safe zone, which I'm betting on it being caused by the knockback of the explosion (in scenario 1. Mel could also be pushed to the side by this same force. maybe?)
Anywho, unexpected find so I wanted to share :*)
#the enforcer caitvi color analysis post is still cooking but This baby got me so wide-eyed i had to spit it out instantly#look at me using capital letters and apostrophes and nice formatting?? who is she (it fully is sm easier on the eyes to read. oh the misery#ANW someone out there with more wrinkles on their brain please interact please pop out of nowhere with a bomb ass theory 🙏🙏#none of the ones i wrote down particularly strike me as. inventive ? or fun or idk they dont tickle my pickle#happy me picking every faucet of arcane apart until i lose it week!! 😋#arcane s2#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane s2 spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane spoilers#viktor arcane#arcane viktor#jayce talis#mel medarda#stray watches arcane s2
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