#my money?

[olokosomolo]

Before I'll enter my time machine to go back in time. I must tell you an awkward story that happened to me on Saturday. As usual, I entered the Bursaha food court, and as usual, I was quickly surrounded by poor place security staff who showed me the exit. I decided to try to charge my electronics outside. As I approached the outlet and plugged in my new phone, I got from assurance. New phone but old model: Galaxy A15. Yet I was very satisfied since I knew that part of me got his independence back since the new phone was clean of spies yet to be installed by the "notorious." I can only say that in the few days after receiving the new phone, there were over a dozen attempts by strangers who stopped me in the street and asked me to call a local number. 267...... of course, I refused to let anyone even come close to my phone. So, while my phone was charged, two black dudes approached me, I recognized the dude as a gang member. I I sincerely believe he was one of the highest ranks GANG MEMBER. He started conversations with me. I felt like there was a chance to give him another point of view, not only the point of VU of leggings amateur. that great to informed him about other approaches to this case. Short story, right at the end of our conversation, he suddenly said: You, my phone is dead. Can I place a quick call using your device?

Absolutely no! I quickly replied and immediately left towards 4th & Chestnut St to the lower street members. As I reached 3rd street I turned left towards 7elevn suddenly I felt slammed and came by surprise that through me to the ground. I turned to check and I saw the gang member, the one I had spoken a few minutes ago, I saw him with his friend both holding a gun in their hand. It's the police he shouted, give me your phone. I do not know why I quickly handed him my phone and then he and his partner quickly walked towards Market Street. I quickly chased them and demanded my phone back! It ends with the gun out of his pocket followed by a warning that he will shoot me if I try to chase them again.

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[wheatormeat]

I made a little zine!

You can download and print it yourself for free here

[adhdisgay]

Friendly reminder to listen VERY VERY CRITICALLY if someone tries to convince you not to register for federal disaster assistance following a declared disaster. Helene is still moving north and I see the usual rants picking up steam already.

That person trying to win social commentary points online is not your friend. That person can’t give you funds for house repair or to restock on food and meds. And if they say they can - that is a scammer and not someone you can trust.

Scammers and developers trying to take advantage after a disaster intentionally spread rumors/misinformation to convince survivors not to apply for federal disaster assistance. Many well meaning people pick this misinformation up and spread it further without understanding how the assistance process works. It’s happened more and more over the years and it will happen with Helene.

If you do not apply for assistance, you lose the chance to receive federal funds. APPLY APPLY APPLY. This doesn’t guarantee you will meet eligibility requirements, but you definitely can’t meet them if you don’t apply. The application process isn’t perfect but it continues to be updated - and was updated in 2024!! - to try and make it easier for survivors. If you have damages or lost power for an extended time, APPLY.

You can check on FEMA.gov or with local news to see when disaster recovery centers will open, how long the application period will last, and what information you’ll need when applying.

[spitblaze]

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

[beaft]

i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao

[frenchublog]

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[badasserywomen]

Ambessa vs Vi

I would have loved to have seen them go at it with caitlyn then mel coming in to finish it off. I thought ambessa would be after vi's ass after act 2

[billcipherbong]

it's literally the best gift he's ever got in his life

[haberdashing]

specific parameters:

when exactly your teenage self gets this information is up to you, so long as they're your teenage self at the time.

your teenage self will learn the message and that it comes from you, their future self.

if it's something objectively true/false, they'll know it's true; if it's more subjective, they'll know you believe it's true based on your knowledge of the future; if it's advice, they'll know it's given in good faith based on your future life.

you need to decide NOW. no looking things up beforehand. (no sharing the winning lottery numbers unless you happen to have some memorized!)

you can combine things if they're really just parts of one big statement. so "You're genderfluid and your name is Adrian" is fine, but "move to California and invest in Facebook" isn't.

if your statement fits multiple categories, pick the one you think is the best overall fit.

[teaboot]

The idea that bodymod of all kinds from piercings and tattoos to gender-affirming care and amputations "goes against God's design" is such a fragile fucking take imo.

Like. Fuck, Brendine, you don't cut the moldy bit off a block of cheese? You don't spit out the bones when you eat fish? Do you never bake bread or cook food or chop off your hair? You just crawl around in a fig leaf bikini eating pine cones off the ground and shit in a hole?

Eve ate the apple already hon we ain't gonna undo that shit dressing like we're Children of the Corn

[timeflow-sex]

reblog to squeeze prev's ass

[westanovencleaner]

"i'm gonna go find him"

he's so ready to beat the child support out of his dad

[quibbs]

whatever this is girls keep doing it

[neuro-psyche]

I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.