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12th May, 2023
Office work is dumb
Not like on TV at all
My soul is annoyed.
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This scene is always in my mind
They make me sick get them out of my head NOW!
#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#my roman empire#I think about this all the time#i'm gonna be sick#i'm gonna throw up#I want what they have#you're telling me they weren't playing this as a romantic scene? lies. one of the most romantic things I've ever witnessed#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#star trek a taste of armageddon#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#james t kirk#jim kirk#captain kirk#spirk#not art#video#get them out of my mind now this scene has been on replay since 2020#You're telling me this isn't supposed to have romantic undertones. You're telling me this is a normal heterosexual not at all romantic#conversation between a captain and his first officer.#why did he say it so lovingly#one of the most romantic scenes in any media ever#s01ep23#I think
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do yall ever think about bruce/batman!clone danny standing in front of his bathroom mirror after finding out he was a clone and silently tracing his face. The slope of his jaw and point of his chin. The high angle of his cheekbones and the shape of his eyes, the curve of his brow bones and the shape of his nose. The volume of his hair and the way it curls and gets fluffy when it gets too long.
His hair is black the same way a crow's wing is black. His dad's hair is black the same way a black bear's fur is black. His dad's eyes are blue like the ocean is blue. Danny's eyes are blue the same way a glacier is blue.
His dad has a square jaw and straight flat hair, and he tans and gets a face full of freckles when he's out in the sun for too long. Danny burns like a lobster and his face remains untouched. Danny has a sharp jaw and tall cheekbones, and Sam says when he's not smiling there's almost something regal about him. You would never call Jack Fenton "regal" when he's not smiling.
Sam says when he's not smiling he looks scary the same way a stone statue is. Jack Fenton when he's not smiling looks scary the same way that german shepherd staring at you across the street is.
Do you ever think he grew up wondering if he was adopted. Because of course, he has black hair and blue eyes like his dad. But having the same color doesn't make you someone's child.
Or, worse, things he's heard from the other kids and the other parents and even some of his teachers growing up; that he was the product of an affair. And that his dad was just too stupid to notice. And Danny would defend his parents until the day he died, because Jack Fenton wasn't an idiot and Maddie Fenton wasn't a cheater.
But doubt comes in with fickle tongue. his parents swear up and down that he is their child when he asks about either. That Danny just had his grandparents' features, but he was their son and they loved him.
But Danny doesn't look like either of his parents. His mom's eyes are blue like an aquamarine and Jazz's too. And they burn like lobsters in the sun too, but Jazz gets freckles on her face and so does Maddie. And as Danny grows up he doesn't bulk up or get stocky like his dad did, and when he hits puberty he doesn't shoot up like a tree like Jack Fenton did.
He stays small, and they say he's a late bloomer (and he is), or that he just has his mom's height. But he's fast and has good stamina, and some days it feels like he's built entirely different from his family. That the things they went through growing up just didn't apply to him. Jack and Maddie Fenton both had acne and breakouts when they hit puberty, and Jazz inherits it and he's seen the amount of skincare products she keeps on her side of the bathroom.
And then he hits puberty and breaks out maybe once or twice, but his skin stays clear for the most part and the problems and changes his dad went through just don't happen to him.
And the truth is worse than all of the lies.
How horrifying.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#danny fenton is a clone#clone danny fenton#clone danny#thinking about the inherent trauma that comes with growing up as a clone and not knowing and questioning everything about yourself#thinking about the amount of effort and lying that Jack and Maddie would've had to to do if they wanted to pass Danny off as their bio son#the MEDICAL RECORDS#danny's medical history is completely different from theirs. any generational health problems the waynes have would/could be passed down to#danny and he's completely oblivious to it up until the reveal. he'd have no idea about any medical risks until they hit him before that.#so many little things and inconsistencies that would just build and build and build until it finally came to a head and the truth came out#forever and ever and ever fascinated by the underlying horror of being a clone. there's a horror in being cloned but there's also a horror#in BEING a clone. like yes he could've always known from the start and that comes with its own set of issues BUT. just. him not knowing#for the longest time. the lies and deceit and betrayal. you know how adopted kids come out and talk about how they didn't know they were#adopted for the longest time and how traumatizing and betrayed they felt when they're finally told 15-20 years down the line? yeah that#i imagine finding out you're a clone is a lot like that.#i read a book in middle school once abt a girl moving to a new town with her family and getting these horrible nightmares and noticing how#everyone was acting strange around her. one of her nightmares was about the 30yo police officer being a shambling corpse talking to her#and at the end of the book she finds out she's actually the clone of a dead older sister and the police officer was her sister's boyfriend.#and she was in gymnastics but quit and her parents were so disappointed bc the og sister was a champion/award winning gymnastics player#and i never did finish the book but god am i reminded of that.#i love reading the dpxdc clone danny posts and they usually have him brush off being a clone which is literally totally fine but duUUDE#just imagine his own horror over it. its SOOO good
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there's just... there is no reason to make yet another cop show in this day and age. copaganda is not only bullshit, it is a failure of imagination.
you want to watch brooding characters with dark pasts investigate crimes in an official capacity? just use private detectives (cops have a miserable solve rate anyway). want eccentric geniuses & their sidekicks solving mysteries? i present you with armchair detectives & neighborhood busybodies. oh, you're craving a workplace comedy-drama starring overworked protagonists doing their heartfelt best to resolve community conflicts? social worker office sitcom! bitch this is ACHIEVABLE
#i lied the one reason to make a cop show is you want a mafia show and the cops are currently by far the most powerful u.s. mafia#BUT! i cannot emphasize enough: the police have none of the aesthetics or personality of the actual mafia so why even bother#The Sopranos but in an office setting with buzzing fluorescent lighting? and half your co-workers are weekend neo-nazis? come on#no. just no#from now on i want all tv cops to be villainous side characters#but BORING villainous side characters#i like villains as much as the next queer audience member but i cannot overstate the importance of portraying cops as not just bastards#but BORING bastards#they are so boring. they are boring and hateful and also neither particularly smart nor interesting#i need to emphasize: there is NOTHING to romanticize there#i am so passionate and supportive of anti-romanticizing cops. ANTI-ROMANTICIZE THE POLICE.#the police are BORING and HATEFUL and CRUEL and BASIC AS HELL#and we should be pointing that out publicly every chance we get#the police are BORING BASIC BITCHES and mocking them publically is a patriotic service
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#When Season 3 Ends With Your Faves Going Cannon
#i'm not gonna tell you i told you so but i told you so#its the sitcom formula it never lies#next season we get the trying to hide that they are dating#i can't freaking wait#SCREAMING!!!#AHHHHHH#superstore#the office#abbott elementary#gregory x janine#jim x pam#jonah x amy#simmosa#teddie#jam#jonah simms#amy sosa#gregory eddie#janine teagues#love#jim halpert#pam beesly#ben feldman#america ferrera#tyler james williams#quinta brunson#john krasinski#jenna fischer#3x25#3x22
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It's here everybody! Dungeons and Daddies the Manga is now possible for you to buy and to hold!
I'll have this store open for a few months to let orders build up before I place my own order to get the books made (I don't want to order 100 books in advance and only get 50 orders, leaving me with a ton of leftovers, y'know?), so be prepared to wait a while before it's actually in your hands.
Dungeons and Daddies the Manga is over 250 pages, and costs $25 CAD (~$18 USD) before shipping, which is about $2 less than the manga I most recently bought!
While you're over there, I also have a leftover sale for the stickers I made for the anniversary some months ago, so if you missed out on those, now is the time to grab them while supplies last! They're $10 CAD a pack (~$7 USD).
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#doodly#noodly#taylor swift dndads#lincoln li wilson#normal oak#scary marlowe#please buy these#y'all said you would#I'll put together a graphic explaining my stretch goals in a bit#for the merch bundle#tbh I'm so scared I undercharged for shipping#I'm gonna get to the post office and each order is gonna turn out to cost $60 just to ship#but if people buy the stickers which cost only a stamp to ship#that can cushion the shipping cost#so please buy those too#boost this please!
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pygmalion and galatea for aroace people
you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.
#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year#fhsy#riz gukgak#baron from the baronies#fh class quangle#class swap babeyy! bard!riz that's whats goin on!#I really need tags for these now I think lmao#ask to tag#I feel like this should be tagged something. but I dont know what#in my brain after the initial kidnapping class swap baron's thing is every time riz keeps his story abt them up in front of his friends#they get a little bit closer. they send him pictures of where they supposedly are n stuff#theres a scene in my brain only of kristen and riz on top of the van and kristen is like everything kinda sucks rn can u tell me abt baron#cause what you guys have is so nice and beautiful. and riz almost doesn't but he ultimately can't deny kristen a little peace#lmao I feel like dipping into baron stuff with the class swap is like showing my whole ass online again I just. I'm a#horror person before all else... I cant stop myself. canon baron is Great and Cool but that is kind of the thing. for a horror thing theyre#Too Cool. I think cool is kind of the neutralizer of scary. when a monster is a certain amount of cool it overrides the scary#and now u just have a Cool Monster#its so fucked for bard!riz this year bc he doesn't have an office (he's mooching off the school wifi from the AV club room lol)#so there's no buffer between adventure and home life. so baron just shows up in the strongtower apartment lmao#sophomore year bard!riz looks like a slasher protag so I just leaned into it I guess. he gets a mr. x if mr. x is made up by leon kennedy#well. its worse actually. they can show up where he is at any moment theyve proven this. but they dont#they choose to punish him slowly as he lies to his friends instead. baron is mr. x if mr. x is made up by leon and also a bitch#I think its gonna pop up if class swap baron ever speaks in a comic I do but their voice comes from like. inside their hollow face#it sounds like it's a lot deeper in there than that skull should be#tbh what I have rn is kinda like a bag of loose pieces that Can fit together into something great but I dont have the energy to#really sit down with them yet lol. Im doing this inbetween other things#it comes or it doesn't! it's fine. funny how today's bad comic day also. I wont say this is for bad comic day bc all my comics are#flawless and beautiful and perfect and awesome and beautiful and the best#but u should. if u havent drawn a comic today or at all ever u should draw a comic
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"There are certain facets of my personality that I'm not giving away to some character in a movie. They're mine. And they're mine as Jimmy Spader."
"I think things are great when we accept chaos in life. That goes against my being obsessive-compulsive and ritualistic, but I don't mind adversity. The fight is okay with me. My life is wonderful. It's a grand time, you know?"
"I'm not much good at good, clean fun—and I'm not sure what to do with it. It's just a matter of taste. I like it a lot dirtier."
Happy 64th birthday, James Spader (b. February 7, 1960)! ❤️
#love you so so so much jamesy hope you have a great day and a wonderful year <33#thank you for all your work. and this year especially for our raymond ❤️#james spader#crash 1996#pretty in pink#secretary#the office#sex lies and videotape#stargate#boston legal#the blacklist#jack’s back#tuff turf#*#smooching you forever!!!!!
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On command bump...
#royalty is not celebrity#merch your royalty#just call me harry#using your office for personal gain#can't buy credibility#lies and the lying liars who tell them#unsussexful#surrogacy isn't a crime but lying is#irs audit Archewell#grifters gonna grift#moonbump
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All of the times Jim Halpert ignored work to go flirt with the receptionist
The Office (2005 - 2013)
#the office#the office us#jim halpert#pam beesly#pam halpert#jim x pam#jim and pam#jimpam#theofficeedit#sitcom#tvgifs#tvedit#dailytvfilmgifs#cinematv#filmtvdaily#dailytvgifs#i lied#these aren't all the times#there are a few missing but the way they were filmed didn't look right in this gifset lol :(#mine#jenna fischer#john krasinski
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Jamming to a link click playlist and Redrawing link click official art .
It was fun. I like this chaotic messy style of painting a lot. Gotta do it more.
#link click#lu guang#digital sketch#sgdlr fanart#sgdlr#shiguang fanart#shiguang daili ren#link click fanart#link clink#shi guang dai li ren#cheng xiao#cheng xiaoshi#offical art#shen qiao#link click musical#donghua#digital fanart#digital painting#gouche
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Some legends with great quotes
Instagram | Twitter
#logh#legend of the galactic heroes#gineiden#reinhard von lohengramm#yang wen li#artists on tumblr#merch design#my art#planning on making these designs mugs!#I don’t want to use the company-branded mugs in the office anymore 🤣
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realized a drawing i'm doing rn is almost identically posed to one i did 8.5 years ago of a different oc, except the old drawing was instantly tainted by one of the players featured messaging me asking if i could take it down because their abusive, possessive rp partner saw it and got jealous of them "roleplaying behind their back" and i said "nah" and it became a whole Thing that i should have walked away from at that exact moment but didn't and the 6 months that followed contained some of the most truly condensed batshit i have ever witnessed in an rp community already well-known for its batshittery.
... anyway i love my friends. so happy to accidentally redeem the pose.
#idk if ill ever open up completely about that shitshow but#i think 8 years is past the statute of limitations to vaguepost about it#late tag addition but man now i'm thinking about it all at 4am#how did in the good goddamn did i witness that and still not only let them make me an officer#but also let them put me functionally in charge of their guild IC#while those two fucked off and erped in instanced zones or played overwatch#and i and my then-rp-partner took the heat for the meandering plotline#until my partner vented to the wrong person about the abuse#and it got back to them#and we got to experience the surreality of an honest to god guild coup#all to salvage the image of some egomaniac abuser#certified fucking wra moment#its been 8 years and thinking about how i was treated in the end makes me feel sick lol#they made a new guild discord and invited everyone but us#and when i noticed the channel had gone quiet i asked what was up#and was met with gaslighting about how i'm 'thinking too much' about the channel being a 'little slow'#and it took pushing to get an early admission of what was about to happen#so we logged on and quit ourselves#which fucked up the narrative they had constructed#and they lied in the new channel that WE were the ones doing a 'coup' and that we stole the members who left with us#i guess i am opening up after all#i had to play the fucking villain of that scenario for the past 8 years#all to protect the mental health of people who hurt me#why#if you were there and know what i'm referencing with all of this... there's the fucking story#the person in question is a massively popular artist#i just dont have it in me to fight that fight
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RIP Mike Nesmith. He would’ve loved Donald Trump found guilty of 34 felony charges
I hope there’s an afterlife so Mike Nesmith can finally experience joy 🙏
#before anyone says ”oh but Ed he was a republican” ”Mike was from Texas he would’ve voted for Trump:(” he didn’t#real life Mike Nesmith hated Donald Trump so much he didn’t even want to say ”fake news” wen talking about how he and Micky lied to the news#as Mike Nesmith said on November 7th 2020 (when Trump was voted out of office)#Whew!!!#the monkees#mike nesmith#felon Donald J Trump#american politics
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Hehehe this was a great way to draw some characters I don’t draw as often! <3
#dndads#dungeons and daddies season 2#dndads s2#dungeons and daddies#cal draws#normal oak#hero oak#lincoln li wilson#stud stampler#terry jr stampler#DOES HE HAVE AN OFFICAL LAST NAME?#nicky freeman#nicholas foster#SPECIFCIALLY i was asked for Narcolas lmao#BTW I WROTE UP ALL MY FUCKIN TAGS AND THEN THEY ALL GOT DELETED FSHGJKLHDILBD#so here i am rewriting them to best my memory </3#sorry to the person who asked for poison ivy#i couldn’t tell if u were asking for poison ivy Hermie or just the character#OTHERWISE i just took the first 6 requests genuinely! :D#this includes asks as well as the comments left of the post#Hero being from an anon ask that told me to draw one of my favorite characters#BTW. WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THAT !!!! I KNOW IT WAS A MUTUAL PRE DATING MY DNDADS ERA#I LOVE YOU BTW MWAH HOPE UR DOING WELL WHICH EVER ONE OF YOU THAT WAS#this is me getting back into drawing digitally in my free time <3 hehehe
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