#studio575

[haiki4you]

12th May, 2023

Office work is dumb

Not like on TV at all

My soul is annoyed.

[haiki4you]

2nd January, 2023

Mom with the gaslight

And dad with the denial

Xmas time is here!

I know- Xmas is over, but damn I was busy.  Xmas went as well as could be expected, and I’m glad it’s over for another year.  I have one more day off before I’m back to work.  Now that we are in 2023, I want to thank everyone who followed me in 2022, and all my other followers who’ve been here for a while now.  I love that you dig my shitty haiku- this dumb bastardization of a beautiful form of art.  Y’all are great- happy 2023 you fabulous motherfuckers!

[haiki4you]

7th July, 2023

Don’t like drinking like

I used to.  Am I grown up

Or has liver died?

Btw...this is my 600th motherfuckin’ post!  Thanks to all of you who follow me and like my dumb, terrible, shitty haiku.  I hope it brings you joy, you find it relatable, or brings a ray of sarcastic ire into your life.  <3  

[haiki4you]

20th June, 2023

All girls like other

Girls a bit, right?  ...Right?  No?  Oh.

Guess I’m kind of gay!

Above is the haiku version of my realizing in only the last few weeks that I’m bisexual.  So many things that I thought were just standard “girl things” are in fact standard bisexual things.  Who knew?  Certainly not me until a conversation with a friend brought it all together.  I am a slow burn.  Anyhoo, better late than never.  Happy Pride y’all!

[haiki4you]

5th May, 2023

Art school grad, studied

Great works, honed creative skills

Work in an office.

[haiki4you]

22nd September, 2021

Living through COVID

Is shit.  No one asked for this 

Free history class.

[haiki4you]

7th October, 2020

Online school during 

Quarantine means I drink wine

In my underwear.

[haiki4you]

13th February, 2020

Have a test today

Am also hungry.  Many

Reasons why I cry.

[haiki4you]

10th October, 2019

Art history class;

You laugh like a frat boy when

The prof mentions drugs.

[haiki4you]

19th January, 2020

You can get away 

With murder ‘cause the cops cleared

You with truth serum.

I live in a Canadian city that was once known as the serial killer capital of the world.  We still have a lot of murders that are unsolved- particularly ones that took place around 50 years ago, and one of the suspects of those murders is still walking around.  W5 did a segment about these murders last night and went to talk this old fucker.  If you don’t want to watch the whole thing, skip ahead to 20:22 and listen to him mumble and bullshit his way through the confrontation.  If he wasn’t suspected of murdering people, it would be fucking hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdjDn9j_06w

[haiki4you]

11th March, 2019

Language number two

Is hard.  Seems you’re still on the

Basics of the first.

[haiki4you]

1st October, 2022

Took a dose of the

Most potent mushies to date

Bad taste, worth the state.

[haiki4you]

6th December, 2018

I said, “No.”  He said, 

“But I think it’s good for you.”

Fuck your mansplaining.

[haiki4you]

30th January, 2022

Check on your grandmas

They might be hoarding garbage

In sewing baskets.

[haiki4you]

13th May, 2018

Fear of birds is strange

To me. It’s a big ball of

Feathers, not a bomb.

[haiki4you]

14th April, 2021

Achievement unlocked

Fucked up dying my own hair

During quarantine.