Bingqiu roleswap where disciple Shen Yuan knows he's gay, and figures out that he has a big huge crush on his handsome Shizun, but also concludes nearly at once that he's not going to be drawing Luo Binghe's eye any time soon. Firstly, Luo Binghe is notoriously straight. Secondly, even if he weren't, he wouldn't go for his scrawny untalented nerd of a disciple! Shen Yuan's not bad looking, not before or after transmigrating, but he's neither a beautiful nor a hot manly man, and he assumes if Luo Binghe were into dudes he'd be into the same kinds of twunks that Shen Yuan likes. Guys on his own level, etc etc.
Plus Luo Binghe hated the original disciple Shen, and only started to warm up to the transmigrated version after Shen Yuan got injured in front of him trying to stop the other disciples on the peak from killing a small animal. For some reason, Luo Binghe brought Shen Yuan medicine. He got even nicer after Shen Yuan distracted the skinner demon by trying to convince it to take his skin instead of Luo Binghe's, and then again when Shen Yuan successfully fought off a demon invader -- though initially when Luo Binghe volunteered him for that job, he thought it was an assassination attempt. His heart was in his throat when Luo Binghe nearly took a poisoned blow for him, but luckily he reacted more quickly and got hit by the thorns instead. His heavenly demon blood took care of the poison, and he managed to convince everyone that he narrowly avoided getting cut at all.
Shen Yuan's careful not to read anything into it when Luo Binghe finds out about his, erm, uncomfortable dormitory situation and moves him into the side room, or when he completely messes up trying to make dinner and Luo Binghe takes over cooking and bans him from the kitchen (he swears he's not actually that bad at cooking, he just never had to use a kitchen without a microwave or an electric hot plate before...)
After all, it's not like Luo Binghe is cooking for him, he's just making food he likes and letting Shen Yuan eat it too! Because he's nice! He's way nicer than the book gave him credit for being, see, clearly Shen Yuan was correct in signing up for his defense squad, "top ten worst villains of all time" his ass that poll was nonsense...
Unfortunately, though, the plot's still gotta plot. Shen Yuan is heartbroken when the Immortal Alliance Conference rolls around and his shizun stabs him and throws him down into the Endless Abyss. Heartbroken, but not surprised. After all, it was always going to go this way, wasn't it?
But at least, now that it's done, he has some agency in how he reacts to it. He's changed the story enough that he doesn't need to go get revenge. Maybe Luo Binghe's still the villain of his story, maybe that was inevitable, but some heroes let the villains get away. Don't they? It's all part of that noble, breaking the cycle of abuse type stuff. He can be that kind of hero. He can let it go. As long as he avoids Luo Binghe altogether, it should be fine, right? It's not like he's obligated to turn people into human sticks. He asked the system, he's definitely not!
Technically he's not even required to conquer the demon realms. He just has to get out of the Abyss and the be sufficiently cool and/or tragic. Conquest is just one means of doing that, and not even Shen Yuan's preferred, since he doesn't exactly want to rule over anybody. Going around the demon realms beating up some jackasses and rescuing some damsels in distress and becoming sworn brothers with Shang Qinghua, one of the current demon kings, is suitable. He definitely doesn't want to marry any of the damsels he encounters (thank fuck the system lets him off the hook for that!)
But eventually he has to go back to the human world. Not only is it mandated by the system, but he also misses living there. The demonic realms are in many ways better than expected, plus a lot of the monsters are really cool, but he misses the weather and plants and the people he's more accustomed to being around.
He misses Qing Jing Peak, if he's being honest with himself. Shizun's cooking and the bamboo forest and the crisp mountain breezes, the comforts of home.
Not that he can actually go back there in specific. Of course not. If he did that, Luo Binghe would try to kill him, or else the system would try and make him kill Luo Binghe. Bad ideas all around. No, he can't go back to Qing Jing Peak, but he can go find someplace nicer than the demon realms at least. He just has to keep a low profile, which shouldn't be hard since the original goods did that even while actively scheming to kill his former master!
Except.
Everywhere he goes, suddenly Luo Binghe is also there?!
Good thing Shen Yuan thought to take a page out of the book of Luo Binghe's actual love interest, Liu Mingyan, and start wearing a veil. He just didn't want any randos who might have seen him at the Immortal Alliance Conference or on any of the other missions his shizun sent him on to recognize him. But one minute he's investigating a strange case in Jinlan City, and the next the streets are full of Huan Hua cultivators (Shen Yuan has no intention of joining them, that's the path the original took to getting revenge! He doesn't want revenge!), and then Luo Binghe and Sect Leader MBJ and Peak Lord SHL show up, and SY is ducking down alleys and hiding behind columns, just trying to stay out of the way until the lockdown on Jinlan lifts and he can leave.
Except...
Luo Binghe really isn't acting like himself?
He looks like he hasn't been eating or sleeping well. There are dark circles around his eyes, and something almost melancholy in his countenance. And he's dressed entirely in white, none of the usual Qing Jing greens and blues anywhere to be seen. Of even greater concern, he's being reckless. Shen Yuan can't stop himself from rushing out when he sees his former shizun get infected by a sower demon.
Luckily, it's been some years since the last time they saw one another. Shen Yuan's gained a few inches in height, so he's almost at eye-level with his old master now, and though he's still more slender than bulky he's picked up some totally new styles from training the demon realms. He doesn't move the same way he used to. With that, plus the veil, it's enough for him to quickly swallow back his words as he grabs Luo Binghe and quickly administers a cure for the sower infection.
Well, he has one of course. He wouldn't need it himself, heavenly demon blood and all, but his time running around playing hero in the demon realms meant he rescued a lot of humans from such fates. Which is hard to do if you don't have a cure to their afflictions, but between him and Shang Qinghua, sourcing such things was almost easy.
Luo Binghe looks at him like he's just seen a ghost. The other Cang Qiong sect members are alarmed by SY suddenly accosting one of their own and of course find him suspicious, so he runs away right after, and then he has to lose Sha Hualing's pursuit in the city.
But what else could he do? He manages to evade the system's attempts to railroad him into meeting Gongyi Xiao, avoids the rest of the Cang Qiong crowd, and drops some of the cure through the current Qian Cao peak lord's window to get the incident sorted out. Then he flees and puts a good amount of distance between himself, Jinlan City, and every righteous sect he can think of.
The only problem is that after this point, Luo Binghe is everywhere.
Any time Shen Yuan stays in one place for longer than a few days, Qing Jing disciples start turning up. Any time he takes a job hunting some cool-sounding monster or pursuing some interesting tome of knowledge, the better to satisfy the system, it seems like Luo Binghe has selected and gone after the exact same target! Which is especially annoying because back when SY was a disciple, Luo Binghe was always assigning him to do this stuff. Since when does his chronic homebody master have an interesting in six-tailed scorpion lemurs or ancient spiritual kilns?
What's weirder, though, are the rumors.
It seems like any time SY stops at some well-populated place and asks for the latest gossip, he has to hear about how the Qing Jing peak lord lost his beloved disciple during the Immortal Alliance Conference, and mourned like a widow, and now wanders the earth in search of solace for his grief. Seeking something, possibly even the ghost of his dear disciple.
What nonsense! Luo Binghe threw SY into the Abyss himself. He had to do it, it was the plot! And also his obligation as a righteous cultivator, confronted with a "dangerous" half-demon. Does it sting? Yes it stings! That's why SY wouldn't just forget it! Despite logically knowing it's pointless, is there some part of him that wishes his master would have chosen differently? That thinks he should have known that no matter what kind of power Shen Yuan had, he would never use it to hurt people recklessly, or harm innocents, or especially not harm... well. It's pointless, his blood condemned him, and if there is some part of Luo Binghe which regrets what happened, it's doubtless just that he unwittingly harbored a monster for so long.
Which is fine and Shen Yuan would leave it at that, if the guy would just let him!
But no. Instead he has to deal with Luo Binghe turning up and asking him questions, trying to get him to talk (SY has no hope of disguising his voice, if he says anything he's not even sure it won't crack as he comes perilously close to tears instead, so he just stays silent), and then asking for his name, asking if he's mute, asking about his background, his sect, his kin. Is his a righteous cultivator? Where did he get that sword? (NOT Xin Mo, thanks, he used that thing once and then tossed it back into the Abyss before the portal finished closing behind him -- he knows a poisoned chalice when he sees one, although knowing the plot twist about that sword from the novel sure helped.) Where did he learn those forms? Is he... does he have a safe place to go home to? Someone to tend his injuries? Make sure he eats his meals?
SY, of course, stays silent. But it's difficult. Not only because Luo Binghe asks, but because he still looks... bad. Sunken, sorrowful, desperate almost. Shen Yuan can't figure out if he knows or not. Maybe he's unsure, maybe he's looking for SY to give him a sign, so that he can figure him out and then flip a switch and try to finish the job he started.
That can't happen. If they fight, SY will win, and he doesn't want to hurt Luo Binghe.
But even if Luo Binghe's not a heavenly demon, he is a highly accomplished cultivator, and it seems he's got his own breaking points to reach. Eventually he corners SY and gets a hand on his veil, and for a moment SY is sure he's going to rip it off, see his face, and confront him all "I knew it was you, you twisted evil demon, you won't escape justice a second time" and he feels a deep, icy terror close around his lungs--
Luo Binghe lets go of the veil before he can lift it.
But then something even worse happens. Because Shen Yuan's handsome, peerless, noble master breaks down. He falls to his knees, begging forgiveness, sobbing, clutching at his head like he's being driven to madness.
It all spills out of him, then. How he pushed his own dearest disciple into the Abyss, which obviously SY already knew, but also how he was apparently qi-deviating the whole time, and his senses could not differentiate between one kind of demonic "threat" and another. How he realized what he'd done only after he regained his senses hours later, and rushed back to the place where the tear to the Abyss had opened, but could not find a way in after the one he lost. How he had betrayed and thrown away the only person who cared about him, and couldn't even explain that he hadn't intended to. How he would accept anything, any punishment, hatred, penance, or revenge, if only he could see his disciple's face once more.
SY is stunned.
Apparently, Luo Binghe hadn't rejected him for his demon blood?
Not only that, but beforehand, he seemed to have valued Shen Yuan a lot more than Shen Yuan would have credited.
Is it a trick? Is he lying? SY would have guessed so, would have assumed that Luo Binghe's plan was to lull him into complacency only to turn on him once he finally had confirmation. But somehow, he just... doesn't think this is an insincere display. His old master is too cool for this stuff! He has too much dignity to just throw it away on a scheme! There are other ways to get what he wants.
Even if it is a lie, Shen Yuan is tired of running. He's the hero. He won't actually lose, and if it comes to it, it's still in his hands to decide if he wants to spare Luo Binghe or not (he does, of course he does, even if this whole spiel is an act). Plus he's got a backup plant body in one of Shang Qinghua's greenhouses if all goes to shit.
He takes the veil off himself.
Luo Binghe, teary-eyed, stares at him as if his face is the most beautiful he's ever seen.
Shen Yuan nearly puts the veil back on. His cheeks heat up. Dear Shizun, aren't you an immortal master? A noble peak lord? Isn't it your calling to vanquish demons? Get up off the dirty ground right this minute! Where did your dignity go? Shen Yuan did not spend all those nights doing the laundry to watch his teacher dirty his knees for no good reason!
There's a quaver in Luo Binghe's voice as he points out that Shen Yuan was terrible at doing laundry. Luo Binghe had to redo it the day after, all the time.
Shen Yuan chides at him that he should have made one of the other disciples do it then.
Luo Binghe just laughs, and stays on the ground, until finally Shen Yuan has to physically pull him up. Muttering about how he's being ridiculous, what's he crying for, why's he been moping so much, doesn't he know that handsome face should never look so bereft? Then he realizes what he's saying and shuts his mouth, but Luo Binghe just looks happy for the first time in years. Since the Abyss. How is it possible that SY, who actually had to slog through that awful place, can still smile more than Luo Binghe, who didn't?
They're standing so close. Holding on to one another. Almost as if... as if the scene's tone is... well...
Oh what the hell!
Shen Yuan closes the last little bit of distance between them, and kisses Luo Binghe.
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Today's dialogue file exploration! Summon lines for all of your allies in the final battle!
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Summoning: Balm of the Moonmaiden (Isobel)
ASTARION: Isobel! A little healing magic, if you please.
LAE'ZEL: Isobel, we're in need of your talents.
GALE: Isobel - some healing, if you please.
SHADOWHEART: Isobel - now's your chance!
WYLL: Some healing, if you please.
KARLACH: Hey, Isobel! Can the Moonmaiden perk us up?
JAHEIRA: Time to save our skin again, Isobel!
HALSIN: Isobel - lend us your healing touch!
TAV/DURGE: Isobel! We need healing!
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Summoning: Battle-Ready Owlbear
ASTARION: Get out here, cub! It's time to finally earn your keep.
LAE'ZEL: Bare your claws, cub!
GALE: My owlbear friend. Time for some of your fabled ferocity.
SHADOWHEART: Owlbear, show them your claws!
SHADOWHEART (MIND FLAYER): Owlbear cub, let's test that armour of yours!
WYLL: Let's see what the cub can do!
KARLACH: Here, owly cubby cubby.
KARLACH (MIND FLAYER): Bare your beak, owlbear!
JAHEIRA: Come, cub - show them how you've grown!
HALSIN: Young owlbear, show us your fury!
TAV/DURGE: Time to bite, my owlbear friend!
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Summoning: Black Fist Enforcers (Zhentarim/Roah Moonglow)
ASTARION: Zhentarim! It's time to step out of the shadows.
LAE'ZEL: Zhentarim, show yourselves.
GALE: It's time the Zhentarim earned their keep. Join me, Roah!
SHADOWHEART: Zhentarim! To arms!
WYLL: Come on, Zhentarim. Make yourselves useful.
KARLACH: Zhentarim! Make yourselves useful!
JAHEIRA: Come then, Zhent - earn your pay!
HALSIN: Zhentarim! To battle!
TAV/DURGE: Zhentarim! To arms!
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Summoning: Florrick's Cohort
ASTARION: Florrick! Get out here, Counsellor!
LAE'ZEL: Florrick - it's now or never!
GALE: Counsellor Florrick - Baldur's Gate requires your protection once more.
SHADOWHEART: Florrick, help us!
WYLL: Now's the time, Counsellor Florrick!
KARLACH: Florrick! Bring the Flaming Fist to my aid!
JAHEIRA: If you would be so kind, Counsellor!
HALSIN: Florrick - I need your aid!
TAV/DURGE: Florrick, where in the hells are you?
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Summoning: Guildmaster Keene's Fixers
ASTARION: We need you, Lady Keene! Time to honour your debt.
LAE'ZEL: Lady Keene - your fighters! NOW.
GALE: A favour given is a favour owed. Lady Keene - time to repay your debt.
SHADOWHEART: Don't stand on ceremony, Lady Keene. We need you!
WYLL: All right, Lady Keene. Send them in!
KARLACH: Lady Keene - get in here!
JAHEIRA: Oh Astele? Send in your ladies, would you?
HALSIN: Lady Keene, we need you in this fight.
TAV/DURGE: Lady Keene - we need your people. NOW.
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Summoning: Gur Huntwardens
ASTARION: All right, let's see how the Gur fare against this.
LAE'ZEL: Ulma, call in your hunters!
GALE: Ulma - I need the Gur's strength. Join me!
GALE (MIND FLAYER): Ulma. Your Gur hunters will turn this tide.
SHADOWHEART: Gur hunters, aid us!
SHADOWHEART (MIND FLAYER): Gur hunters, attack!
WYLL: Ulma? Call in your hunters - we've found their prey.
KARLACH: Get in here, Ulma! We need your Gur hunters!
KARLACH (MIND FLAYER): Ulma - we require your hunters!
JAHEIRA: Ulma - we need your hunters!
HALSIN: Gur hunters, come to our aid!
MINTHARA: At our command, Gur.
MINSC: Noble Gur, heed my hamster's call!
TAV/DURGE: Ulma, gather your hunters! It's time to slay some monsters.
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Summoning: Hellrider Platoon (Zevlor)
ASTARION: Zevlor! Tieflings! Now's your time.
ASTARION (MIND FLAYER): Zevlor, dear, this is your cue!
LAE'ZEL: Tiefling warriors, show your might.
GALE: Zevlor! War summons you once again. Show me how you answer.
SHADOWHEART: Tiefling veterans - put your skills to use!
SHADOWHEART (MIND FLAYER): Tiefling veterans - put your experience to work!
WYLL: Tieflings, to arms!
KARLACH: May this be your last battle, my friends!
KARLACH (MIND FLAYER): Fight your last battle, friends!
JAHEIRA: Zevlor - you are needed!
HALSIN: Veterans - join the fray!
TAV/DURGE: Veterans of the Hells - to arms!
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Summoning: Hellstalker Yurgir
ASTARION: Yurgir, be a darling and lend a hand!
LAE'ZEL: Yurgir - to battle!
GALE: Yurgir! I need an orthon's might in this battle.
SHADOWHEART: Come, Yurgir. The hunt awaits.
SHADOWHEART (MIND FLAYER): Yurgir, time to hunt!
WYLL: Yurgir, unleash the Hells' fires!
KARLACH: Get in here, you big devil you!
KARLACH (MIND FLAYER): Yurgir - make use of yourself!
JAHEIRA: Heel, hellhound!
HALSIN: Yurgir, to the hunt!
MINTHARA: Yurgir! Today, we hunt a Netherbrain. Join us!
MINSC: Hound of hell! Boo calls, so come and serve a true hunter!
TAV/DURGE: Yurgir - lend your strength!
TAV/DURGE (MIND FLAYER): Orthon - with me!
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Summoning: Ironhand Grenadiers
ASTARION: Ironhands! Let's see if gnomes are actually good for something.
LAE'ZEL: Ironhands - alight!
GALE: A blast of Ironhand ingenuity will turn this tide. To me!
SHADOWHEART: Blast away, Ironhands!
WYLL: Blast away, Ironhands!
KARLACH: Ironhand Gnomes, time to make it rain fire!
JAHEIRA: Show the Absolute some Ironhand engineering!
HALSIN: Grenadiers - unleash your bombardment!
TAV/DURGE: Bombs away!
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Summoning: Mizora, Agent of Avernus
ASTARION: Mizora! Bring down hellsfire!
LAE'ZEL: It's your move, Mizora!
GALE: Mizora. It's time these creatures paid a devil their dues.
SHADOWHEART: Mizora, we need you!
WYLL: Time to make good, Mizora!
KARLACH: Mizora, show your ugly face!
JAHEIRA: Come and break a nail, Mizora!
HALSIN: Mizora, aid us!
TAV/DURGE: Time to do your part, Mizora!
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Summoning: Retinue of the Vampire Lord (Ascended Astarion)
ASTARION: Come, my unholy minions - fight for your master!
LAE'ZEL: Awaken your undead servants, Astarion!
GALE: Lord Astarion, the armies of the undying must join this fight.
SHADOWHEART: Astarion, call forth your army of the dead!
SHADOWHEART (MIND FLAYER): Astarion - send forth your army of the dead!
WYLL: Astarion, bring in your undead!
KARLACH: All right, fangs - it's all you!
KARLACH (MIND FLAYER): Astarion, unleash the dead!
JAHEIRA: Come then, Astarion - introduce us to your new friends!
HALSIN: Astarion, bring forth your undead warriors!
MINTHARA: Lord Astarion, unleash your nocturnal servants!
MINSC: Astarion! Summon your pale and scrawny fellows!
TAV/DURGE: It's time, Astarion - we need the dead on our side!
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Summoning: Rolan's Firestorm
ASTARION: All right, Rolan. Let's see if your powers match your ego.
LAE'ZEL: Where is that wizard? Rolan, to the fray!
GALE: Rolan! Unleash fire from the heavens.
SHADOWHEART: Rolan - bring down fire from above!
SHADOWHEART (MIND FLAYER): Rolan - unleash fire from above.
WYLL: Come on, Rolan. Show off that magic of yours!
KARLACH: Bombs away, Rolan!
KARLACH (MIND FLAYER): Rolan - fire up that artillery!
JAHEIRA: Time to make yourself useful, little wizard!
HALSIN: Rolan, let loose your barrage. Rain down fire!
TAV/DURGE: Rolan - bring the fire. NOW!
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Summoning: Silver Harp Squadron (Harpers)
ASTARION: To me, Harpers! For Baldur's Gate!
LAE'ZEL: Harpers - weapons ready!
GALE: Harpers, stand with me. We defeat this evil together.
SHADOWHEART: Harpers - attack!
WYLL: Harpers? Out of the shadows.
KARLACH: Those Who Harp, let's kick evil's arse!
JAHEIRA: Harpers! For the fallen!
HALSIN: Harpers - to me!
TAV/DURGE: Harpers - now is the time!
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Summoning: Sword of the Silverlight (Dame Aylin)
ASTARION: Dame Aylin? It's your time to shine!
LAE'ZEL: Come, Dame Aylin. It's your time!
GALE: Dame Aylin. Your light must shatter this darkness.
SHADOWHEART: Now's your chance, Dame Aylin.
WYLL: Daughter of Selûne, show me what you can do!
KARLACH: All right, Dame Aylin! Time to tear these rats a new one.
JAHEIRA: Dame Aylin - there are some here who don't yet fear your name!
HALSIN: Dame Aylin will surely aid us. The Moonmaiden's very own daughter knows our cause is just.
MINTHARA: Aylin! Bring your righteous fury to bear.
MINSC: DAME AYLIN! WE HAVE NEED OF HEAVEN'S BOOT!
TAV/DURGE: Dame Aylin! Lend me your sword!
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Summoning: Veil of the Weird (Auntie Ethel)
ASTARION: Auntie Ethel? Be a dear and help, won't you?
LAE'ZEL: Auntie Ethel, it's time you got up to your old tricks.
GALE: Ethel - to me. It's time you made good on our arrangement.
SHADOWHEART: Ethel, show them what you're made of!
WYLL: Time you made good on your bargain, hag.
KARLACH: All right, Ethel, show us what a hag can really do!
JAHEIRA: Be a dear and come when you are called, Auntie.
HALSIN: Time to put your trickery to good use, hag.
TAV/DURGE: Auntie Ethel - it's time to hold up your end of our bargain!
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Summoning: The Watch (Valeria)
ASTARION: Guards, come quick! Gods, that felt wrong.
LAE'ZEL: I call for the City Watch!
GALE: Baldur's Gate trembles. City Watch, come to her aid.
SHADOWHEART: City Watch - reclaim your home!
SHADOWHEART (MIND FLAYER): City Watch - fight for your homes!
WYLL: City Watch, shake the ground!
KARLACH: City Watch! Show us what Baldur's Gate is made of.
KARLACH (MIND FLAYER): City Watch! Make Baldur's Gate proud.
JAHEIRA: Where ever are the City Watch when you need them?
HALSIN: City Watch! Defend your home!
TAV/DURGE: City Watch - into position!
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BONUS: Summoning Steel Watcher (available in the dialogue files but not in game)
ASTARION: Steel Watcher - fall in! Time to join the fight.
LAE'ZEL: Steel Watcher - stand with me!
GALE: Steel Watch! Subdue these creatures. I command it.
SHADOWHEART: Steel Watcher - forward!
WYLL: Steel Watcher, into service!
KARLACH: Steel Watch - cousins! Time to shine!
JAHEIRA: Watcher! You were made to save the city, were you not?
HALSIN: Steel Watcher - those foes are for you!
TAV/DURGE: Steel Watcher - on guard!
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