#odyssey parts
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shebeafancyflapjack · 14 days ago
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Calypso: For once I wish you would lie and say-
Odysseus: I love you.
Calypso: You do?
Odysseus: But not in the way that you want me to.
Calypso: So....like a friend?
Odysseus: No, like Stockholm Syndrome.
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fruitsbasketcase · 5 months ago
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Odysseus in the Troy Saga: I would trade the world to see my son and wife!
Odysseus in the Thunder Saga: *trades his crews lives to see his son and wife*
Me somehow blindsided by these turn of events:
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thelesbianthespianposts · 4 months ago
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Pre-Iliad Dashboard simulator
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⬜️ iphy-the-princess-deactivated12990415
Eeeee!!! Guess who’s getting married to swift-footed Achilles??!!!
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💪 bestofgreeks
hurts being the only competent Greek warrior but someone’s gotta do it
#aristos achaeon #suck it agamemnon #im so hot #trojan war
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🪢 ilovemywife
I’m so strong for putting up with the other kings of Greece. #Except my bestie o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes the only real one #if I have to hear agamemnon refuse to acknowledge the gods’ help one more time #he has so much hubris #could never be me
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🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes
why do people find Odysseus charming? He’s literally just lying about everything??
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I get it
#i would legit die for him #hes the best of all of us ok?? 245 notes
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👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear
PLEASE SOMEONE LISTEN TO ME
🗡️ agamemnon
yes?
👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear
SOMEBODY ELSE
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👑 prettiest-girl-ever-derogatory
Day 57 in Troy: living my best life, my new “husband” was away today thank the Gods. I heard there’s going to be a war over me. Love the sentiment but it’s a little much y’know?
#my husband is so nice but he’s so dramatic #hes pooled together all the armies in Greece to come together #no hector hate in the reblogs ok? #hes actually pretty ok #we make fun of paris together
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🏹 paris-not-the-city
Ok poll to prove I’m not crazy
No nuance option bc I wasn’t given one
#not my fault #its clearly aphrodite #olympian gods #i didn’t know kidnapping the queen of sparta would have consequences
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✨ queen-clytemnestra
im going to kill my husband. with an axe
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massiveladycat · 3 months ago
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if you didnt get a coin in your mouth when you died in ancient greece, you weren't able to go to the underworld, and no men at sea got a burial (elpenor was actually very VERY lucky) so technically polites and all the others are just wandering alone and afraid and confused in their death places. polites sits in the cyclops cave, eurylochus and 580?? men are forever at the bottom of the sea, and 6 are still near scylla
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0spookymoth0 · 2 months ago
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If I see one more person say Odysseus cheated on Penelope I'm gonna rip out your ligaments like Typhon did to Zeus that one time
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sunshines-child · 9 months ago
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Circe, Witch of Aiaia
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I have drawn Circe so many times and i've finally settle on a design that is largely different but I like a lot
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katerinaaqu · 14 days ago
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People who criticize others for disliking the changes of Greek mythology when gods are twisted to look like some sort or final villain boss fight video game I honestly wanna see how the reactions would be if someone created a biblical musical where the Pharaoh of Egypt takes revenge against God of Israelites for killing the first born of Egypt by smiting him with his own sword or justice and claim he does it for his people while God begs for mercy.
Food for thought
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starlitvick · 28 days ago
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“Hey bbg I know I just invalidated your feelings over your probably dead dad in front of a bunch of people and mocked you but do you wanna eat dinner with us?”
“Excuse me?”
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thestarsloth · 5 months ago
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Cool stuff to learn when you are bored that is actually really interesting and might come in handy:
how to recognise the stars and constellations and the myths behind them (if you go stargazing)
the victorian language of flowers (to send secret messages to your friends)
morse code (same as above, plus it could save your life)
how to survive in the wild (speaks for itself)
biology/animal/human anatomy (its just. so interesting)
differerent types of seashells (again really interesting)
poisonous plants and their uses (DO NOT POISON ANYONE THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAN. but you can recognise if one plant is poisonous and. you know. save smb)
learn about other cultures (food, clothes, myths etc. always be respectful tho <3)
read philosophy
read the illiad or the odyssey (the real ones. its so interesting)
honestly anything you are interested in is so cool learning about!
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several-breathing-eyes · 2 months ago
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Percy Jackson Calypso: A teenage girl who was stuck (mentally and physically) as a teenage girl for thousands of years. Due to being literally prevented from maturing and having love be used as a punishment for her, love, relationships, and maturity are things she now struggles with.
Odyssey Calypso: ...
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sourscratched · 11 months ago
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another beautiful day at the d20 dog park
based off of this post
extras:
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lyculuscaelus · 2 months ago
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Ten Steps to Become Odysseus
Be smart
Love your wife
Build your bedroom around an olive tree
You have both hands and the other of them is for that Argive king
Get a scar while hunting a boar
Get Athena as your patron
Get horses while your partner does murder
Get a statue with your partner and give him a lil surprise
Come up with a plan to win the war
Get lost (ok but you did not ask for this)
Fixated on going home
Get traumatized by things you come across
Get your friends lost (hey technically that’s their fault)
Get home and be a Cretan
Murder
Family reunion :D
Get an oar and find a place where you can’t get any salty food
Live with your family happily ever after and we say so
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deadbaguette · 3 months ago
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Hot girl summer!☀️
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wolfythewitch · 2 years ago
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behold. the mildly incomprehensive hair timeline
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dootznbootz · 4 months ago
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When your beloved and hot af wife is crying but you must keep your eyes as hard as horn because your patron goddess told you to:
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charcubed · 5 days ago
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niche post I’m making mostly for me but I need everyone to look at something that I’m very serious about
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they ran
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so they could fly
(gif sources: leverage / doctor odyssey)
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