#i think they’re funny

[siriusfelis]

[starlitvick]

“Hey bbg I know I just invalidated your feelings over your probably dead dad in front of a bunch of people and mocked you but do you wanna eat dinner with us?”

“Excuse me?”

[scrimblyscrorblo]

More Uzugiyuu - I can’t stop, the brainrot, this stupid rarepair ugh TT

[madamridley]

[youngyoo-apologist]

OG ChoiCale shit post

[themostdearofspaghettis]

Legitimately grinning like a fool at Midnight Burger end credits it’s my favorite bit of all time they need more patrons

[devoidtee]

Blackleg “I’m trying to make an innuendo to turn you on” Sanji and Roronoa “I’m trying not to get hard” Zoro

[dont-hug-me-its-yuri]

‘Aight so u mentioned in another headcannons ask that Coffin suffers from PTSD worming their way into her dreams…

..do u think she ever went to Lamp to help deal with that?

Also asking about ur take on Lamp and Coffin’s relationship in general bc some fans have joked they’ve gotten high together at least once and that seems hilarious ngl 😭

I love talking about character dynamics…thank you…

Short answer, no, Coffin doesn’t even really like Lamp in the first place, considering Lamp acts like an old cigar-smoking Disney villain (Like Ratigan or any of the renaissance eras) who also enjoys acting like a prank channel YouTuber.

But I don’t think that would stop Lamp from trying if he wanted too, Lamp has the ability to walk in dreams, similar to Luna from mlp g4, if the person dreaming sees or interacts with him while he’s there, they’ll just remember him as a normal part of the dream when they wake up.

though it’s harder to walk in Nightmares than it is in dreams due to the general intense emotions that fuel them, if Coffin did ever sleep long enough to actually have a nightmare/dream, I think it would to overwhelming for Lamp to even stay in very long?

I think it would be both that and Coffin somewhat sensing that someone’s in her head, Lamp would just be very disturbed by Coffins dreams if he ever got clear views of them anyway.

and yes, they have gotten high together, it’s the only way they can stand each other.

[sappy-detective]

kokichi and shuichis uncle play Go and chess together

[miivrs]

they show up a lot in my sketchbook

[awakentrashpanda]

My favorite John Mulaney quotes

“we spend several minutes of our day telling a robot that we’re not a robot. Think about that for 10 minutes and tell me you don’t want to just walk into the ocean”

“this guy being the president it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital”

“for those of you who don’t know blacking out is when your brain goes to sleep, but your body goes all ‘Eye of the Tiger’ marches onward”

“I could never dress goth and don’t get me wrong, I’m unhappy it’s not that”

“you could’ve stayed a guy if you were gonna be an 🌹sshole about it”

“but I did not airball the second one because once you airball, the goal no longer becomes to make a basket, it’s just to hit some sh🐶t”

“Like, what kind of awful b🦋tch has just stolen a baby, she stole a baby and the first time she’s asked about it she’s like “look I’ll take what I can get. Can I get the legs? I’ll take the legs she can have the top part” she is so f🐢cked up. She calls the head the top part”

“Hey you took that stuff to Goodwill right? I said of course I did, on an unrelated note I’m gonna walk out the front door right now”

[topguncortez]

All the dad remarks make you sound like a child. You are the same age as half us on this app and you sound so stupid.

[scrimblyscrorblo]

Teacher Swap!!

I personally refuse to believe giyuu can do math, I just don’t think that’s his strong suit.

Kanae could teach math well, but she’d go too easy on the pe students

Giyuu can’t do math, nor could he teach a biology class. He’s set the fire alarm off somehow

Sanemi could absolutely teach biology equations but that’s it, and he’s go equally as hard w the pe students

[starburstsobsessions]

[transgnckon]

Same vibe

[tired-all-the-time22]

Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know