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one of jason’s love interests deciding to make the first move (because we all know jason wouldn’t be the one to do it because he’s a loser): hey handsome, do you come here often?
jason todd (a nerd who’s last somewhat serious romantic relationship happened before his death): get the hell out of my city
#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#red hood and the outlaws#jason todd#jason peter todd#red hood#jason todd headcanon#oblivious jason todd#like father like son#jason is a loser when it comes to romance and it shows#i wonder who he got that from?#tim is filming the entire thing as blackmail#dick hears about it from one of the batkids the next day and he calls up jason immediately#dick: jason have i taught you nothing?#jason is confused because he didn’t realize he was supposed to take it as flirting#jason might be smart but when it comes to people liking him he is so fucking blind#jason is so flabbergasted when he finally realizes when someone likes him romantically#even if jason notices he’s going to be forever in denial#jason was never the angry robin#imo jason todd is a loser (said affectionately) when it comes to romantic relationships
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next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄
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#the batkids collectively: yeah bruce WISHES he were batman lol what a loser#bruce probably isnt on sns often so bro's completely oblivious to his children bullying him online#jason to dick later: ok but bruce had a point. why DIDNT you wanna put pants on the robin uniform#dick: you literally wore that same uniform after me i dont wanna hear it#batfamily#batfam#social media au#batkids#dick grayson#jason todd#cassandra cain#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#texts#tweets#fanatical posting
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headcanon that alfred does not know what to get bruce for his birthday anymore, the man literally basically has everything. So, whenever he finds something that Bruce has lost, he hold onto it, and gifts it back. Everytime, Bruce is like “omg alfred, where did you find this?? Its been missing forever thank you ur the best”
nobody says anything whether they figure it out or not
#batman#dc comics#dc#batfam#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#‘bruce is the worlds greatest detective#doesnt he notice?’#no.#he is absolutely oblivious and just thinks alfred is a wizard who can find things in the nick of time#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#dick grayson#duke thomas#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#kate kane#batfamily
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Jason: Is it just me or is Grayson acting weird?
Tim: He finally realized that him and Wally are dating and have been for a year, and it's only because Wally said happy one year anniversary darling
Jason: Wow, Grayson is an oblivious fuck
Tim: Says the person who still hasn't released he's basically been dating his best friend for 3 years because he spends most nights at his house, watches his kid, has kissed him on the lips and calls him pet names all the time
Jason: Actually I know I'm dating Roy, Roy just don't know we're dating
#dick grayson#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#jason todd#tim drake#arsenal#roy harper#red hood#red robin#dick grayson is an oblivious fuck#so is roy harper
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it would be so funny if dick was the only one in the family who actually has a resting bitch face. Like if you catch him off guard and hes not smiling your in for a treat, and jason would be so jealous bc he wants an rbf
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jason: hey dickface pass the maple syrup
dick who slept fifteen minutes then was called to breakfast: *turns around looking like hes glaring at jason and passes the syrup*
Jason: *in pure non lazarus pit fury* HOW COME HE GETS A RESTING BITCH FACE AND I DONT?!?
Dick now with pure confusion: what do you mean?
#batfamily#batman#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#red hood#nightwing#dick wouldnt know#Because hes so oblivious#Tim would pipe in and say: well this bitch gets no rest#Dick needs to get ahold of himself#And realize this#This developed from his robin days#And never left#batfamily headcanons
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Just thinking about Dick freaking out over losing his title of best uncle to Jason.
Dick showing up to take Lian out and give Roy a break only to hear she's having a fun day with Jason
Dick walking into the room with the toy he knows Lian really wanted, only to find out Jason got it for her first.
Dick showing up to game night at Roy's only to find Jason already there.
Just Dick getting increasingly frustrated and his rival Jason having no clue well the the rest watch on in humor and exasperation. Roy finds the who thing hilarious.
Picturing it all coming to a head when Dick is babysitting Lian and she shows him a new photo they put up. Dick all dejectivly being like, "look, it's you and your favorite uncle."
The pure shock and joy he feels when Lian tells him he wrong and her favorite uncle is "you uncle Dickie, duh!"
The door opening and Lian shouting "Papa!" As dick turns to excitedly tell Roy what Lian said only to see it's Jason who's holding Lian.
Dick just bluescreening.
#dc#dick grayson#jason todd#roy harper#lian harper#batman#Roy being daddy and Jason is papa#Dick being oblivious to his baby bros relationship#nobody is gonna let Dick live this down#bright side is Dick still holds favorite Uncle title#Dick: I thought you were just really good friends#Jasons always there because he lives there half the time.#what's the point of having a rich Bruce if you can't abuse his money and tech to “work” in Gotham well still living with his boyfriend.#dick cries when jason asks him to go with him to pick out a ring#dick cries again when Roy does the same#dick: omg im living in a Hallmark movie rn#part two: features the battle for Grayson. aka both want him as their best man.#i wish i could edit tags because my grammar seems to fail me whenever I write in them.#my posts#jason todd x roy harper#royjay#royjoy#idk
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Roy, sighing: This can only end one way.
Jason, nodding: Gay.
Roy: What was that?
Jason: SLAY. Murder. Crime.
Kori: Draw four.
Roy: Okay yeah, I’m with Jason.
Jason: please
#just imagining a pining Jason#a very done Kori#and an oblivious roy who is actually into Jason but doesn’t notice aforementioned pining#jason todd#roy harper#koriand'r#jayroy#or it will be as soon as Kori can get these two#idiots to lovers
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Mocktail
It’s just an act.
The staggering around, the boisterous laughter, the flirtatious comments at passing servers… none of it is real. Bruce is just working the crowd, leaning into that stupid billionaire playboy persona to try and shmooze some information out of one of the other rich bastards here. It’s for a case that he and Robin have been working on—he’d even briefed Jason on the plan prior to their arrival. He’s not actually drunk.
Jason knows that.
Which is why Jason is so pissed at himself that he can’t keep his muscles from tensing up at the familiar boozy scent on his guardian’s breath when he leans in to whisper something in Jason’s ear, can’t stop his hands from instinctively balling into fists at his sides, can’t keep his eyes from darting around, searching desperately for an escape.
Bruce isn’t drunk. Jason knows that.
He knows that.
...So why can’t his body get the goddamn memo?
Bruce must have said something funny because the semicircle of businessmen surrounding him bursts into laughter. One man slaps Bruce jovially on the back, causing Bruce to stumble forwards, sloshing half his drink down the front of his suit and eliciting even more laughter from the group.
It’s the last straw.
Heart hammering, Jason ducks out of the crowd, head down, feet aiming for anywhere that isn’t here. It’s stupid, it’s so fucking stupid because he’s fine, nothing is wrong, Bruce isn’t even drunk. And even if he were, so what? People get drunk all the fucking time and the vast majority of them manage to keep their fists to themselves, their family’s bank accounts from zeroing out, their tongues from cutting lashes into everyone they love.
He ends up sitting at one of the empty tables near the back of the ballroom, stabbing angrily at a piece of raspberry white chocolate cake with his dessert fork, because he’s Robin for god’s sake, he interacts with drunk people practically every night. Why the fuck is he freaking out now?
“So how’s baby’s first gala?”
Jason glances up, then immediately scowls. “What do you want, Dickhead.”
Dick lets out a low whistle. “Damn. That bad, huh?”
Jason gives him a withering look. “Fuck off.”
“Why?” Dick snorts. “So you can mutilate more raspberries?”
“I’ll mutilate your face…” Jason grumbles, raking his fork through the frosting like some kind of crappy zen garden.
Dick’s grin falters. “Jay,” he says seriously. “Are you okay? Did something happen?”
“No,” Jason snaps. “Go away.”
“Because if someone’s being inappropriate—”
“Nothing fucking happened, okay?!”
“Okay, okay!” He holds his hands up placatingly. “Don’t have to bite my head off.”
“I’m fine,” Jason growls, stabbing at the cake again.
“I can see that,” Dick deadpans.
Jason glares back.
Dick lets out a sigh. “Look, you don’t have to talk to me—”
“No shit.”
“—but there’s a 24-hour froyo place two blocks away.”
Jason blinks. “What.”
“Wanna get out of here?”
There’s a beat.
“...Fine," Jason relents. "But you’re buying.”
#annnd here's the last one for now#faster than the batmobile zine#implied/referenced alcoholism/alcohol abuse#wayne gala (dcu)#i am such a sucker for a gala fic#drabble#wordcount: 500#jason todd#dick grayson#brucie wayne being oblivious#batfam fic#batfam
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Jason didn't think he would ever wear a comm again, but here he is, fighting some shitheads while answering a phone call. Jazz calls a lot and most of the time, he needs both his hands when she does, so he took the measures needed and put a fucking comm into his mask.
“When are you back?” Jazz asks, the sound of running water soft in the background.
“Why? Miss me?” he pants, sending a thug to a wall and helping another one onto the floor with a precise kick.
He doesn’t have to see her to know she's rolling her eyes. He dodges a blow. “You said you'd be here by eight and it's already quarter to nine. I made dinner, Red.”
It's not like it's his fault people want to use his drugs for human trafficking. If the deal went the way he intended it to go, then he would have been back already. “I can reheat it,” he snaps, irritated, because there's too many men he wants to kill around him now and Jazz is distracting him enough to have some punches land on his body.
She's not impressed. “There's a new episode of The Circle.”
“Okay?” It's not his fucking problem and she's not his fucking responsibility.
“I want to watch it before work today.”
“Have fun?”
Jazz sighs. “Half of the point is to watch it with you.” She has finally finished with the dishes because the water has stopped. Jason trips and almost falls, but manages to land with grace and mask it as a way to dodge a bullet. Jazz promptly ignores the shoot out. “If you tell me you've been watching without me, you're sleeping on the couch.”
Jason chuckles mid kick, a knife in thug's palm. It's a good one. Jazz can be funny sometimes when she doesn't make him want to kill her or himself. “No, I am not,” he goes, even if he is. It's his turn, so she gets the bedroom.
“Stop picking two fights at the same time.”
“Why? Are you going to punish me or something?”
“Oh my god, I am hanging up. You are the absolute worst.” Jason is straight up laughing now, the bubble of green, sticky anger swallowed in the pleasant sensation. “When are you going to be back?”
“Forty minutes, top.”
“Okay. Have fun, be safe,” she goes before hanging up.
And when she does, Jason finally gets out his guns. It would be so fucking useless to talk through the sounds of the bullets.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#jazz fenton x jason todd#jazz fenton#jason todd#red hood#they were roommates#oh my god they were roommates#like they actually are#she's crashing at his place#he's crushing on her#they are oblivious#moving along ff#jason todd x jazz fenton
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This is a mashup of various tropes. Don’t like don’t read. May include
- deaged danny
- Damian x Dani (serious chaos)
- dead Jazz
- dead Sam
- dead Tucker
- not-shit parent Vlad (kinda)
- the Waynes have a strength kink
So when Danny is 18 and have safely moved out, has financial security and can go no contact with his parents he decides to tell him that he’s Phantom.
It doesn’t go well.
By the time Jazz Sam and Tucker find him he is deaged to around 6. The fentonworks lab explodes.
Dani, who is 16 and was on her way to visit, came just in time to sift through the rubble and find Danny, who has only had enough memory to recognize her as his sister. She also finds three dead bodies. Jack and Maddie survived.
Scared and mourning, she takes Danny and runs to Vlad, who realizes how terrible and obsessed Jack and Maddie were and gives Dani lots of money to hide somewhere where the Jack and Maddie wouldn’t dare to look- at least not for a little while.
Gotham.
So she takes Danny and changes their names.
Elliot ‘Elle’ Jasmine Nightingale and Daniel James Nightingale, brothers and sister duo.
Dani- now Elle- still holds a grudge on Vlad, coupled with the Fenton stubbornness, she insists that she can pay rent/bills/groceries/etc. she gets an apartment in crime alley.
Because Elle doesn’t want to leave a paper trail, she does a less-than-legal job.
She joins a fight rink under the name of Phantasm.
And she’s great at it.
Shes spend the money on education for Danny, ignoring her education for the moment until Danny is old enough to join school.
Damian and Bruce were having major arguments, mostly about his violence and Damian quits being Robin and becomes Nocturne. (Bc I love that name)
He undercover a fight rink and thinks if he busts the rink Bruce will trust him enough.
He does recon and quickly realizes that one of the fighters was incredible, winning fight after fight without causing major injures to her opponents. Her name was Phantasm.
He decides that in order to find out more about her, he has to join undercover. It was only to take down the fight rink and learn more about the beautiful fighter that could bend him in half and nothing more.
Damian joins under the name of Ghoul and swipes some DNA from Elle, learns her (fake) name her (fake) backstory (family died in an heated lab explosion) but doesn’t understand why a chunk of her DNA was unreadable (ghost part of her DNA)
After a bit of digging, realized she didn’t attend school and the next morning Elle waked up to a letter starting that her full-ride scholarship to Gotham Academy has be approved (GA offers a afterschool care for students with younger siblings)
Elle never applied and is confused but accepts after Vlad, Ember, and Kitty convinced her.
She coincidentally is put in the most of the same classes as Damian, who she eventually crushes on befriends because he’s hot she’s suspicious of his faint and funky ecto signature.
So shenanigans include (not in this order and are optional)
- GALA where Vald announces her as Vlad Co heiress and the are invited to the gala and get a bit sus of Elle bc Vlad is sus
- JASON AS ELLE’S NEIGHBOR is actively trying to set up/prevent Damian and Elle getting together (either one works, as long as the plans fail comically)
- PRINCESS ELLE OF YHE INFINITE RELAMS + SUMMONING
- TALIA ATTEMPTING TO KIDNAP DANNY because he looked like Bruce/she wants another son and Elle absolutely beating her 7 different ways to Sunday and Talia telling Damian that she approves of her
- ELLE DESTABILIZING/GETTING REALLY SICK and Danny calls Damian in a panic because he knows Elle trusts him even if she won’t admit it
- ELLE GETS SAVED BY NOCTURNE and Elle instantly clocks him as Damian bc of his ecto signature and rips him a new one because look how vigilantism turned out for Danny
- THE BATFAM THINKING DANNY IS THE CLONE OF ELLE and investigating Cadmus, who could have ties to the GIW somehow
- ELLE BECOMING A SORT OF SERIAL KILLER to protect Danny (check the comments @emerald-fox-93 linked it :)))
- DASH BECOMING A GCPD COP AND HAVING TO ARREST ELLE because she killed someone who tried to kidnap Danny. Damian picks her up from the station after she calls him.
- PAULINA BECAME A LAYWER FOR WE bc I saw a post like that and it was fire. She eventually fights for the removal of the AEA (anti ecto acts)
- THE OTHER BATS GENUINELY BECOMING CONCERNED and began to think that Elle is mind-controlling Damian because he keeps brushing them off to hang out with her
- DAN JOINING THE JLA and calling up Elle when he needs her help and Damian being there and being like ‘wtf??’
Jack and Maddie eventually find Danny and Elle and Elle vanishes. Danny- who Elle hid when the Fentons stormed the apartment- calls Damian sobbing and pleading for him to find Elle because the bad people are going to hurt her.
Damian, knowing little to nothing about her situation, basically goes ballistic trying to find her. The family, titans, and the League gets involved because one 15 year old doesn’t realize he has a massive crush on his classmate. He calls up that every favors he is owed (and some that is not) so now basically almost the entire LOA is after a 15 year old girl who was kidnapped by the two mad scientists who are committing around 16 wars crimes.
They find her after the ghosts she’s Still in contact with realize she hasn’t texted in a while and they’ll help Damian on his manhunt
And because Elle is the high princess, the entire ghost zone is ready to help Damian get their princess/queen/regent back
Jack and Maddie never stood a chance.
Any more ideas?? Please tag me and comment 🙏 :))
Edit: I’m updating the post as I think of new ideas, so it’s changing pretty often, you’re not crazy, I just have no writing ability and too many ideas 🤪
#serious chaos#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dani fenton#danielle phantom#danny phantom#damian x dani#damian wayne#dc x dp prompt#de aged danny#talia al ghul#jason todd#bruce wayne#jazz fenton#sam manson#tucker foley#jack fenton#maddie fenton#vlad plasmius#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#batman#gotham#danny fenton#fight rink#Damian is a simp#the Wayne family strength kink#Damian and Dani are oblivious#Dani is called Elle#CVW Fic Summaries
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Inherited Driving
A/N: Credits also to @escelia 💖 Thanks for helping flash out this idea even more!!
Bruce Wayne was going crazy about Gotham's newest rogue. He stared at the open case file, the reports were laid out all over the table. On the Batcomputer various images were displayed. Images from bent light posts, street sights that were found three blocks from their original position, buildings that were missing chunks of their walls, and even buildings that had distinct car-shaped holes.
Next to that various reports were open about hit-and-run cases. None appeared to be connected. All the victims appeared to be chosen at random, good or bad didn't matter. No connections. Mugger, Politicians, other rogues, or even his children when on patrol. And then there were also reports of apparently people going insane claiming they had seen a silver car come right at them but never hit them.
He looked at the reports of his children.
Jason complains about a drug deal busted by a car bursting in and nearly ruined it for him by knocking out the main targets before crashing through the opposite wall.
Tim claimed that the corrupted CEO he had been investigating both as Red Robin as well as Tim Drake-Wayne got run over on the open streets and was now hospitalized.
But the most absurd reports came from Dick and Duke.
Dick one night reported that a silver car barely missed him while out on patrol. Nothing strange so far. If his son hadn't reported that he was jumping over roofs when it happened.
And Duke? He just reported that he felt like he had a near-death experience and saw his life flashing before his eyes. The cause? A glowing car came straight at him.
Bruce gripped his hair in frustration. This new rogue didn't make sense. They went for bad guys but also good guys? What was their pattern? The connection? Their goal? Was he lucky that none of his other children had so far encountered them on patrol?
They appeared at night as well as during the day.
Who was going to be the next target? Would it be one of his kids or possibly another corrupted politician or maybe even a mugger again next?
Tim had specifically created software to keep track of this rogue in the news or any online posts. Barbara was not able to get any video feeds or photos of this rogue for some reason. All images or videos found for the areas of his appearance were either entirely static or corrupted to the point of unrecognizability. He didn't even have the damned silver car's license plate!
Then there was the car driver's description from witnesses, which also varied from person to person. One stated him to be black-haired and blue-eyed looking like a tired College Student, another stated the man had white hair and green glowing eyes and lastly a more crazy person stated it was like an Eldritch being possessing the car.
The software peeped and Bruce turned to click on it, a news article appeared and the man groaned at what he read.
Breaking news: Scarecrow in custody after getting hit by car through Starbucks!
Witnesses say that during what was shaping up to be a fear gas attack, the driver hit the man before swerving through the front window of a Starbucks.After confirming everyone was okay, the baristas on shift gave the driver an iced coffee and a croissant while waiting for the police to arrive on scene. One employee even insisted this reckless driver saved their lives. [...]
Bruce closed the news, not reading any further and ready to slam his head onto the table. Who was this rogue?
Danny blinked at the newspaper in his hand, sipping his coffee and wondering who that driver was. He would have to be more careful now on the streets with a driver like that, that's fine. Jazz wouldn't probably call him soon again to nag about these crazy drivers Gotham appeared to have. She had been naggingly worried ever since he started going to college here. He just had to assure her that he would be even more careful to not get involved. Though his parents had already reinforced his car as a stay-safe-son measure. So he would just have to get in the car, drive from point A to point B and not hit anyone or anything like his parents.
He glanced at his kitchen clock and spat out his morning coffee.
"Shit! I am going to be late for my classes!"
In a rush he grabed his keys and ran to his car. He needed to hurry if he wanted to be there in time without upsetting his professor. Good that he learned about some pretty neat short cuts from his classmates.
#danny fenton#bruce wayne#dp x dc#fic prompt#prompt idea#Jazz wasn't the only one to inherit something from their parents#Danny is oblivious to it#Probably desensitised because of his parents#Bruce is pulling out his hair#The new rogue does not make any sense#Where is the connection between the targets#Danny just wants to get from A to B#dpxdc#crossover#How did Danny get his driving license in the first place?!#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#duke thomas
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i’ll fight anyone who disagrees with me on this, but jason todd is the perfect example of the ‘didn’t know that they were dating’ trope.
#batman#jason todd#jason peter todd#red hood#oblivious jason todd#imo jason todd is a loser (said affectionately) when it comes to romantic relationships#everyone knows that jason is dating someone except for jason himself#jason was never the angry robin#jason thinks he’s having unrequited feelings for his friend that he needs to quickly get over before he loses his friend forever#but he doesn’t realize that he’s already dating his friend and that they’ve been dating for a while
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this is such a funny panel because it doesn't even look like jason was thinking any inappropriate thoughts. the kid was genuinely confused on how she wasn't also freezing
#evidence 7183924 of jason not showing any attraction to anyone#peak comedy is bruce thinking he knows what jason is thinking but jason really just being an oblivious kid#jason todd#red hood#batman#dc#robin jason todd#bruce wayne#wonder woman
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Danny, on the run from the GIW decides to take shelter in Gotham because if the GIW have any sense they'd never set foot in there.
Even if Batman and the JL agree with thier opinion on ecto entities (as evidenced by their lack of speaking out against the anti-ecto acts) Batman was notoriously territorial and would have issue with a wildly incompetent government organization throwing missiles around his city all willy-nilly.
With that being said it was probably best for Danny to wear a disguise. Sure, they didn't know Fenton and Phantom were the same person yet but Danny Fenton suddenly turning up in Gotham after going missing in Amity is certainly going to raise some eyebrows regardless of the necklace he had that jammed his ecto-signature and made him untrackable.
Danny started off by going blond. Its something he's always wanted to do and now with ghostly shape-shifting powers he doesn't even have to worry about frying his hair or dying his eyebrows to match. After that all he needed to do was part his hair down the middle, add a lip ring or two and maybe a bit of make up.
Danny stared at himself in the mirror. He looked like a completely different person.
A completely different and very attractive person. He looked good. The newly blond man threw on a green jacket and went out to explore the town. He did not expect to literally bump into the Tim Drake. The Wayne adoptee just stood there mouth opening and closing comically. Did he offend him? Crap. He had promised Jazz he would stay off of the radar of the Waynes and the bats specifically and here he was angering one of them.
Danny decided to book it before it became a scene, ignoring the lovestruck Tim's crys for him to wait.
Back at his apartment Danny quickly changed his look to red hair tied back into a two inch low ponytail, green eyes and freckles that unbeknownst to anyone else was made up from the lesser known constellations.
The coffee at this Cafe smelled amazing! Too bad Danny wouldn't get to try it because the next this he knew freaking Red Hood was behind him asking to talk. Our favorite ghost boy wouldn't be embarrassed to admit he let out a small squeek before bolting out the door yelling, "I'm not even a criminal!"
It took Jason a few seconds to process that the guy he had tried to flirt with ran away in terror. Crap.
Day three and four were blissfully Wayne and bat free, though he did find out that Tim Drake and Red Hood were looking for his two false identities. Joy.
Day five he met the stabby Robin who very valiantly beat up two people who had been following him. Danny didn't even notice he was being followed and thanked the bird for saving him. Danny, who was shape-shifted into a very pretty girl at the moment, offered to buy him something to eat as a thank you. "Danielle" insisted and Robin allowed it. Danielle never noticed the slight pink on Damians cheeks as they went over to one of Damians favorite restaurants.
Day seven he had went out as blondie and got confronted by some girl named Barbara. She was nice and managed to convince him to come to a Cafe with her. He told her his name was David and he ran away from his parents with the help of one of his friends family members and that he was Jewish, which was true...except for the David part. He learned that if you wanna keep your story straight keeping to almost truths was your best bet. She in turn told him about Tim and how he's a friend of hers-uh oh- and that he's been looking all over for him.
Danny-David- tells her he's sorry but he didn't mean to offend Tim and doesn't want any trouble before laying down enough money to cover his half of the bill and the tip and booking it out of there
This repeats with most of the family trying to flirt with him or adopt him into the family when he's out as Danny.
Bruce Wayne approached Danny when he was waiting to board an elevator, "Hel-" was all the billionaire could get out before Danny cut him off "Hell no." And then he just got in the elevator and pressed the close doors button and was gone again.
#dp x dc#fanfiction prompts#prompts#danny fenton#danny phantom#batman#tim drake#red robin#yum#jason todd#red hood#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#everyone is either crushing on or trying to adopt danny#danny is oblivious and very stressed#wait till they find out its all the same guy#the chaos#this is gonna be part of someones villain origin story i just know it#danny eventually getting cornered when all the identities consostantly dissappear in the same three block radius aka his apartment#i didnt inted this to be a ship fic#but it can be if so desired
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this is what i mean when i say oblivious jayroy btw
#as in. jason who's constantly like 'yeah. that's my BEST FRIEND. he just so happens to actively be the reason i choose to be alive everyday-#-he's kind of a dick though. i hate that guy'#and roy harper who is just. constantly flirting for the silly hahas. but also not (but he doesn't understand that yet)#so when he's upset that jason didn't reciprocate. it's Solely because he wasn't committing to the bit (lie.)#oblivious in the way they'd both put each other in the 'fuck' category in a game of 'fuck marry kill' no questions asked#and if roy doesn't want to go on a mission with jason. jason says and believes he doesn't care. but then goes and blows up a building#'for no reason'#and if vice versa. roy starts contemplating death instantly and questions why he's still in the business at all (he's a drama queen)#they're just bros though#rhato#red hood and the outlaws#jason todd#jayroy#red hood#dc comics#dcu#dc#gothihop speaks
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So anyway, thinkin about writing a oneshot or something...
#batman au#my art#jason todd#batman#let jason & damian be brothers#So imagine something similar to “He's Alive (I Didn't Know He'd Died)” by Civilized_Muppets on AO3#Damian is oblivious to the fact that Jason died but does know he's currently in college#Misunderstandings keep happening after the batfam learn that Damian has another brothe- & Bruce apparently has another son#Yes Jason still knows how to use things like Allblades#And yes Dick might've encountered the red-hooded ninja before with a child & is suddenly coming into realizations#this ends with him pointing at Damian with a shout of “IT WAS YOU” while the others don't have context#Damian: ????????#This would include morally complex Ras & Talia probably#i have no clue if i am explaining well lol
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