#obey me mc x Satan

[enoe-of-noen]

M!Mc: Hey, Satan?

Satan: Yes, Mc?

M!Mc: What do you think of having children? *Fidgets with his collar*

Satan, still: …excuse me?

M!Mc: Yknow, having…mini people. Or demon. Whatever you prefer. *Blushing*

Satan: I, uh, uhm- W-why are you asking?.. *Blushing profusely*

M!Mc: Well, we’ve been dating for a while. And I am planning on proposing soon, so…I wouldn’t mind talking about having a family of our own, you know?

Satan: I’m sorry what-

M!Mc, covering mouth with hands: Shit, that was supposed to be a surprise.

Satan: *Faints from information overload*

M!Mc: S-satan? Love?

Asmodeus: I think you killed him.

M!Mc: Where the fuck did you come from-

Asmodeus: I’m always around. *Smiles*

[mammonieruless]

Second-place medal

Gender neutral mc X Satan

Description: Satan self doubting himself + being a hopeless romantic who fell face first in love w the mc<3 / uhh one sided fake dating?? (Story sets in season1 of the og game and ends when mc first leaves devildom, touches upon Satan’s past. (ANGSTY))

Satan was no fallen angel, yet he faced the same hate as his "brothers.”

He was no less of a demon than everyone surrounding him in this unknown world where he simply came into existence out of another man’s anger, yet he was still put on the same boat as those six fallen angels. He was known among his own kind as a “false” demon. Of course he will be hated; though he was never an angel, he is the shadow of the very fallen angel who led the rebellion.

Born out of the seraphim’s wrath and hatred, that’s all he knew. From the moment he came into existence, all he felt was pain, and all he was filled with was wrath. He watched as the six god-forsaken angels struggled to grasp the world around them. Some were in denial of their halos turning into horns and their pure white wings turning black; others were in denial of losing their sister; and Lucifer, the man he ever so despises, has pushed his own emotions to the side and tried to soothe his brothers’ pain, but Satan was nowhere in the picture. No one soothed his pain and despair. Instead, he was chained up like some dangerous animal. a wrathful monster to be tamed and not comforted when all he needed was solace. And that’s when, for the very first time, he unlocked a new emotion: loneliness. He was born into the world wrathful, and that’s all he knew and understood until he was locked away for the first time. He felt lonely—very lonely. Seeing how, despite all the pain, the six fallen angels who call themselves brothers had each other, they understood each other’s agony while no one understood him. They repeatedly called him brother and part of the family, yet they were terrified of him, yet he was misunderstood, yet he was chained up. With time, he started to find comfort in being locked away. then at least he wouldn’t be anywhere near those six fallen angels. Being in their presence made him furious; they all had the same history, shared memories, and had known each other for aeons, and he just spawned out of one of the fallen angels' pain. To them, he was a stranger, and they were nobodies to him but forced to call each other family.

Years passed, and demons started to accept fallen angels as part of their realm, as government officials, as their friends. Despite the numerous times the six fallen angels and a false demon proved to be worthy of their strength and their placement in the hierarchy, there will always be those who will be intolerant of them. Just like that, centuries passed, and Satan found himself getting closer year by year to those six strangers. With time, he started to view them as his family, as they viewed him as their beloved brother, but he still resented Lucifer.

So much so that when the future king of devildom announced the exchange program and gave Lucifer the honor to choose a human exchange student, Satan’s mind came up with hundreds of plans and ideas on how to make the year beyond miserable for the pride demon.

Came the day the human was summoned into devildom. Other than the future king, Satan was beyond excited, but for all wrong reasons. Everyone found it odd how happy Satan was for the exchange program. Lucifer knew immediately that his precious little brother was up to no good, and he strictly told Mammon to keep an eye on him.

Satan smirked when he laid his eyes on the human, imagining all the ways he could fool them into doing whatever he wanted, put them in danger, and do anything and everything to get on Lucifer’s nerves. While the future king and his oldest brother were welcoming the human, he kept daydreaming of how he would put the MC right into the lion’s mouth and get the human to be the sole reason behind Lucifer’s anger and frown. He will make sure the year is beyond burdensome for his older brother. On the ride to the house of lamentation, Satan wasted no time getting to know the human. The more he knows about this weakling, the easier it will be to manipulate them and get them to do whatever he wants. Seeing Mammon’s complete disinterest in babysitting a human, he knew he could easily use his demonic magic to influence the human, as the very brother who was tasked with looking after the human could care less, but he was worried about Lucifer detecting his magic on the human. There was only one way—the old-school way. Spending more time with the human, going on dates, and excessive texting.

Not even giving the human a chance to grasp all that’s around them, Satan demanded their attention and time.

Satan sat on his bed, surrounded by papers upon papers of scribbled-out words and sentences, not knowing how to write a goodbye letter to MC, as tomorrow would be the day of their departure. In pure silence, he slowly came to the realization that that was the biggest mistake he had ever made. And the very paper he was holding that he poured his heart out on, confessing his ever-dying love to the human he fantasized of harming, he tore in half with intense fury—an emotion he has not felt ever since the human stepped into his life.

"Would you like to go for a walk with me? I can show you around the gardens of the house!”

This was the very first time Satan asked the MC to spend time with him. Mc, thinking of Satan as a kind gentleman, of course took to the offer. While Satan was only plotting a malicious plan to make his brother’s life more miserable than imaginable, as if having to take care of six grown demons wasn’t enough for Lucifer.

That day, on the walk, Satan discovered Mc’s favorite flower, then Mc’s favorite color. Satan began to infodump about MC’s favourite flower to impress them. Despite always desperately trying to prove to others that he is his own person and utterly different than Lucifer, he always compared himself to Lucifer and felt severely insecure. As if Lucifer were the better version of him, or better yet, he’s the inferior version of his big brother. One and only thing he prides himself on is his excessive knowledge. Whoever let it be, he always likes to show off his intelligence because he knows it is part of his charm. Some find it annoying while others find it attractive; either way, it is not something Lucifer does so that makes Satan different from his older brother. As Satan spit out excessive details about flowers while on the walk, he glanced back at Mc only to find not a single hint of annoyance or boredom on their faces. He was taken aback by their complete dedication to what he was saying. Normally, with so much unnecessary and excessive information, people would get bored, even annoyed. Yet here they were, with a soft smile on their faces, listening to him rambling on and on about some flowers.

“Would you like to go to the museum with me?”

Another day, another date. Satan bought Mc their favorite flowers and made sure they were in the color that Mc loves. Of course, all that is just to get to know the human more so he can fool the human into trusting him and doing as he says: As he stood there in the hallways of the museum, instead of admiring the painting in front of him, his eyes were fixated on Mc’s face. Studying the way their eyes scan the painting, the way their lips move as they ask endless questions about the paintings, the culture of devildom, the way their eyes light up when they understand the symbolism behind the painting, the frown in their face when a demonic tradition confuses them, or how gently they hold the flowers that he bought for them, how subconsciously they take in the scent of flowers with a gentle smile on their lips. Satan stopped in his tracks in complete shock. What are these thoughts that he is having? Why was his mind racing through hundreds of things at once? Before he could question himself more, he heard Mc voice call out his name.

“Satan, you agree, don’t you? Cmon, you can’t tell me that; that painting over there doesn’t look like Diavolo if he were a drag queen.”

“Don’t let Lucifer hear you say that,” he giggled.

Wait, did he just tell them not to get in trouble? The outcome of this whole stupid idea of wasting his time with them and going on dates just to get them to trust him so that he can get them to do things to put them in trouble and piss off Lucifer would be him having a soft spot for them and wishing no harm upon them. Pffft, as if!

“Would you like to go to an animal cafe with me?”

It has been barely a week, and there is no hint of fear in the human’s eyes when dealing with Satan. As if he is not the avatar of wrath himself. How naive and innocent Satan thought to himself. When he came into existence, six fallen angels, who were once among the strongest angels of heaven and who fought god, thus becoming the strongest demons in devildom, feared him; they were frightened to death by his presence alone. The very people he called brothers today were once strangers who are still, to this day, terrified of his wrath. Yet this human is sitting right in front of him, fearless. In fact, they look like they enjoy his company and his talks. He stared in awe as the human loosened up in his company, the way their gentle hands petted the cats, as their angelic-sounding giggle echoed in his head, as he started to feel warm and fuzzy instead, as his heartbeat sped up as he scanned the human’s face, desperately searching for fear, annoyance, and boredom in their expression, but instead he was bewitched by their beauty. Satan’s cheeks turned red as he tried to comprehend everything that was going on in his head while his heart was skipping one beat after another.

Recalling all his memories of Mc’s arrival and their interactions from the very first day, Satan has come to the conclusion that it was all a big mistake. He was plotting to get the humans to trust him so that he could use them to cause chaos around the year. Instead of using magic to get them to do whatever they wanted, he went on dates with them. Satan still sat on his bed with the torn paper in his hand, repeatedly telling himself how much of a big mistake all that was because now he had fallen hopelessly in love with a mortal being. Who was a nobody at the beginning of the exchange program but now has seven demons head over heels for them. Satan knows he is an intelligent man, with a charming personality and good looks to top it off. He is not hesitant to compete with his brother over MC. Well, he’s not hesitant to compete with only five of his brothers over MC. When it comes to Lucifer, he feels….threatened. Lucifer Morningstar was once and still is everybody’s favorite, and even to this day, angels admire him as if he isn’t even a demon. Lucifer Morningstar, who to this day is crowned to be the strongest, Lucifer Morningstar is the man who is the sole reason behind Satan's existence. When compared to him, Satan is a walking second-place medal; he is in Lucifer’s shadows, and he should act like it. Satan tried to push away his insecurities, but they were getting the best of him. Ever since MC swept him off his feet, he has been on cloud nine. The avatar of wrath was not living up to his purpose; the very wrath, rage, and fury that he was so blinded by his whole entire life vanished in that human’s presence. For once, he felt the inner peace that he was so longing for. He loosened up in their presence, felt joy, and understood what love meant. Unknown emotions flooded his heart one after another, and all he could hear in his head were the echos of MC’s name. In the past, he was in denial. He believed it was the thrill of pushing Lucifer buttons, perhaps even lust. Demons are known to be tempters, and the attraction he was feeling towards MC must’ve just been lust, but no. It was love in the purest form. Despite coming up with numerous excuses in the beginning, Satan knew deep down that he, in fact, was doomed. When he finally accepted his true feelings, Satan discovered that it might’ve been too late. Though he was the first to fall for the MC, and he sure fell very hard for them, face first, but now Mammon, Asmo, Beel, and Levi all fell for their charm as well. Satan took it as a challenge to win MC over and decided to take things slow, thinking there’s a very beautiful and unique feeling to pinning for someone you love ever so effortlessly, but now he sat on his bed regretting that foolish decision and wishes he confessed to MC his feelings the very moment his heart skipped a beat because now he has to compete against the only demon that makes him doubt himself. He is nothing but the shell of a man who was once the Morningstar of Heaven, God’s favorite, Lucifer Morningstar.

[insomniachox]

𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧: *turns on lamp for reading* 𝐦𝐜: you might as well call me that lamp. 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧: why..? 𝐦𝐜, 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐩: because you turn me on. 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧: *slams book shut*

━━━━━

              ╭                                              ╮

                        𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐄! 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬              

              ╰                                              ╯

[bevy-obeyme]

‘’I want to hold you, ____.’’

‘’Is it okay if I kiss you now?’’

~~~ Satan to MC ~~~

(Satan’s Proposal - Birthday Devilgram in original OB!)

[ur-dad-satan]

CAN YOU DO SATAN WITH 12 PLEASE

The waterpark with Satan 💚

*.*.*.*.*.

Seeing as it was always so dark in the devildom, MC started to miss the bright, warm sun shining down on their skin. The human decided they would try to go to their favorite water park from their childhood and wanted to take one of the brothers with them. They hadn't hung out one-on-one with Satan in a while so they asked him to which he almost immediately agreed. His only conditions were that he could brag about it being a date to Lucifer, and they could stop by a human world bookstore. Obviously MC had no qualms and the two went, hand-in-hand to ask Lucifer and Diavolo for permission to go to the human world that weekend. Upon receiving the go ahead, they bought their admission passes and made sure they had everything they would need including sunscreen.

The morning of their trip, they got up early to be transported to the human world by Barbatos. Once there, MC sighed in relief as they drank in the warm golden rays of the sun. Satan didn't mind it; the view nor the sun. By late morning, MC and Satan were lounging a couple of chairs by the lazy river sipping cold drinks that may or may not have had just a little bit of alcohol and demonus respectively. The two spent the entire afternoon in the pools, going down the water slides, eating overpriced foods, and floating peacefully down the lazy river. Satan kept sneaking glances at MC because he really liked their swimsuit, and MC did the same. It wasn't everyday that the avatar of wrath was so carefree, shirtless, and covered in water, so they were definitely snapping lost of pictures to remember the day.

As the early evening rolled around, the attractions began to close, and the two began to grow tired. They ate some greasy fast food that MC loved, the went to the nearest bookstore as promised. The air conditioner was a welcome intrusion to their warm bodies, and the smell of books was a welcome intrusion to their senses. The two walked around the bookstore not really looking for anything in particular before deciding they were ready to go home. As the sun set, a golden glow illuminated the street, prompting MC to take several more pictures of themself and Satan. As they snapped one last picture, Satan mischievously kissed their cheek at the last moment, capturing their wide eyed-yet fond expression and his lips on the human's cheek. They were teleported back to the Devildom, and after showering and washing their hair, they passed out in MC's room watching a movie.

[highwaytcheaven]

MC: When there's an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.

Satan: Thanks for that terrifying visual.

[ethereal-writes]

This blog was previously @etherealbelphie, I changed it because I felt like it was time for a change in theme. You might see it change from time to time, but my handle won't be changing anymore.

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[mageofseven]

Repressed Love: A DiaLuci Love Story

Chapter 38

Tag list: @astroseuss @zarakem @brielle043 @missloserqueen

Also! I wanna say that yes, my poll for this series still technically going, but I have seriously been inspired by @phixmanic so now I just have to add MC into the mix in this series!

The general outline for how MC and Satan's subplot go was created by them, though I will be making minor tweaks here and there to make it fit better into my writing.

So yeah, thank you so much for your help and talk over this with me, Phix!

•▪︎▪︎◇°●♡●°◇▪︎▪︎•

The doctor came by to check over Diavolo. The man's face was pretty composed and his voice was controled.

However, his eyes revealed his worry.

Whether Diavolo saw it or not, it was unknown, but her two favorite men saw it instantly.

Still, both the doctor and patient stayed calm as he examined the spread of the Rot. It covered both of the pregnant woman's arms, chest, and shoulders.

In the end, the doctor wrote her a prescription for a stronger salve and a potion to boost her immune system and told the men to give them to her for next couple days and if it's still spreading then to call him ASAP.

Lucifer could sense that the doctor was censoring his words carefully, prompting the pride demon to offer to walk the doctor out in Barb's stead to ask him questions away from his fiancée's ears.

As he expected, the doctor had nothing pleasant to say during their stroll to the door.

Usually, the basic salve would enough to cure even a minor demon of this infliction and should be more than enough for a strong demon of Diavolo's heritage.

However, it's her pregnancy that's getting in the way of her recovery. Pregnancy in the Royal Family can be very demanding on a person's body, another reason why it was good that Dia was carrying the child; her body was built for it a lot better than Luce's would be.

However, that didn't mean her body wasn't going through a lot right now. Her body essentially put more focus into protecting and growing the baby than it did to heal her.

This is why the Rot is spreading instead of retreating; her immune system isn't at its strongest because the baby is taking most of her body's resources.

This is precisely why the older man prescribed the potion for her immune system, in hope that just a little boost would be enough for her body.

If not...well, further treatment would be a bit risky. If what the doctor prescribed does not work effectively, he'll have to prescribe her a potion that will draw support away from her baby and to her own body.

In that case, it wouldn't take long for the Rot to dissipate and the mother could go back to developing her child, but the child would be at risk to be born with some sort of defect.

Lucifer...he did not handle this well, but kept composed as he thanked the doctor and watched him leave out the front door.

Once the man was out the door, Lucifer pressed his back to the wall and covered his face with a hand.

It was always something. No one in his family seemed have enough luck to receive a period of peace.

What was he supposed to? If the Rot continues to spread, it could kill both her and the baby. If this prescription doesn't work though, he wasn't sure how he'd convince Diavolo take the riskier medicine.

"Stressful day?"

The man lowered his hand, seeing the one person he hasn't seen in months.

MC was standing before him, giving the poor man an encouraging smile as he raised his eyebrows.

"I wasn't aware you were returning today."

"I texted Satan about it a couple days ago, but her never messaged back." The woman's smile fell. "Is he alright? The other brothers told me you two were living with Diavolo now and a lot of things have happened since I went home, but they told me it's better to just go and see for myself."

A few months ago, MC's grandmother suddenly died and so she had to rush home for the funeral and to support her family.

This wasn't supposed to be a long visit, but things just snowballed from there.

Her grandmother didn't have a will so legally nothing the older woman owned--from the house to the camper, right down to her grandmother's pets-- were stuck in this legal debacle that her family was stuck in.

It was such a big mess so the woman stayed back to offer support to her mother as much as possibly.

After some complications, things were finally settled.

However, the woman was ignorant to just how drastically things have changed in under the year she has been gone

And honestly, Lucifer didn't know where to start at first...but settled on when he first moved in with Diavolo.

He explained his own surprised pregnancy to moving in with Dia and raising their daughter together and the former prince actually being a princess and her form change and current condition (pregnant plus...well, he left it at 'sick', not wanting to discuss the Rot right now).

When he explained Satan's previous condition and his new angelic nature, the human's concern became very apparent.

"Where is he??"

Lucifer wrapped an arm around the woman in comfort before leading her towards the hallway

And was blocked by Audriana.

"Daddy--" The little girl stopped running to him when she saw MC, but the action was a bit clumsy so she fell on her butt and cried.

Lucifer rushed over and helped her to her feet before comforting the sniffling child who hid herself from the human.

MC gawked at the child; with how much the girl looked like Diavolo, it was obvious that this was the daughter the pride demon was talking about but...it was so bizarre.

Yes, she knew this girl was born the same way Satan was and yes, she knew these children grew fast, but it was a whole other thing to see it with her own eyes, see this 10 year old girl stand before her despite actually only being a few months old.

Lucifer stroked his daughter's hair, knowing the girl was panicking because of MC, because this new person was in her home and invading her safe space.

The woman composed herself before leaning down to meet the child at eye level while also keeping some space between her and the scared girl.

MC wasn't an expert on kids by any means, but she did have some kids in her family that she got along with well so she at least had some minor skills at her disposal.

"I'm sorry; I didn't mean to scare you." She smiled at the girl. "I'm a friend of your daddy and Satan's; I'm MC, what's your name?"

The redhead continued to grip her daddy's clothes, but leaned out from behind the man to glance at the new woman.

"...Audriana." The girl mumbled.

"That's so pretty! Oh you look just like your mama!"

MC felt somewhat awkward saying that considering it seemed like a very stereotypical thing for parent's friend to say to their child, but it was too true; this girl looked more like small clone of Diavolo than a daughter.

Audri raised her head a bit and gave a small smile.

"I know, right? Me and Mama are super pretty~"

The child wasn't fully comfortable with the new person, but MC did well with breaking the ice like this.

Now that the girl was sufficiently soothed with the human's help, the father spoke to his daughter.

"Sweetheart, why aren't you in the classroom?"

"Barbie never showed." She said simply, eyes staring up at her dad innocently.

Lucifer sighed.

"He'll be by shortly." He promised before grabbing her hand. "Come. Let's get you back to the classroom so MC and I can handle something."

And with that, he dropped Audriana back in the classroom and told the Little Ds inside to keep a better eye on her before leading the woman to Satan's room.

If she was honest...MC was both nervous and impatient to see her boyfriend. It has been so long and she missed him dearly, but also...he has been struggling with some major things this entire time and he never said a word to her.

This man changed his race after all of this. That was more naturally for him than to talk about his issues with his girlfriend? Or even about his past illness?

Satan could have died; he almost died without saying a word to her and MC was hurt by this. At any point, he could have called her, texted even, about any of this. He had months to do it...

This was really causing some issues within the woman's heart, causing pain from the mix of not being there when he needed her and him not letting her be.

After all of this time, after becoming the angel he now is...would Satan still love her? Or has too much happened these past months?

She was scared to find out.

[zephyrchama]

Can't stop thinking about the brothers calling MC "master" since that new teaser trailer came out. The game is called "One Master to Rule Them All." It's always been called that. This massive potential has been right in front of our eyes the whole time.

Lucifer, who only uses it in private when he's feeling particularly devilish. He wraps his arms around you, looks you right in the eye, and asks, "how does my master feel today, hmm?"

Mammon, who has an empty wallet and the urge to gamble: "Maaaster! Can I borrow some cash? I can, right? I'm your first, after all. I'll just take it from your wallet."

Leviathan, who wants to go to an anime collab cafe but is too anxious to go alone, so he begs you: "Please! Master! It's only open this week and I just have to collect all 24 limited edition cafe coasters! It'll be easier if we go together!"

Satan, who catches you when you stumble and jokingly asks, "are you okay, master?" He likes seeing the little sparks of wrath in your eyes that mirror his own.

Asmodeus, who thinks the word is hot and enjoys your reaction when he comes to steal you away from other people by saying "hey! I need to speak with my master. I'll be borrowing them for a while. I'm sure you don't mind."

Beelzebub, who hungrily stares at the food in the fridge with your name on it. He knows he needs to butter you up to have any chance of success: "Hey master, are you gonna eat that?"

Belphegor, who uses it at the most unexpected times. He texts the group chat, "does anyone know where our master is? I can't find them." It sets off a long chain of messages. "Master's not in their bedroom?" "Master? Haven't seen 'em." "Did you try yelling 'master!' and seeing if they respond?" "I saw master getting something to drink about an hour ago." "Master, are you reading our messages? I know you are." "I can't believe master is ignoring us." Several crying emoji are sent in quick succession.

Solomon and Barbatos, who witness the brothers doing this on occasion. Solomon turns to the latter and says, "You never call me your master. Want to give it a try?"

Barbatos looks at him with barely repressed revulsion. "I only have one master, and that is the Young Master. If you ever make such a joke again I will have you tried in court for lese-majeste."

[squeakyducky]

If MC wants someone to do a favour for them, all they have to do is go hug the character's arm, catch them off guard. Muster up the sweetest expression they can make and bat their pretty eyelashes at his questioning gaze and whisper out their wishes to him. And they're putty in your arms despite how smug they look. It works against even the difficult ones like Barbatos, Lucifer or Belphie. They WILL give into it. I guarantee it 100%. The easiest ones are, you guessed it Mammon, Levi and Beelzebub.

[yaldabitchass]

I recently posted chapter 11 of this story after 2 years of not updating. I'm really proud of myself for actually getting back to it :)

Without saying too much, at this point in the story you're already in the thick of a relationship with the brothers now and there are some secrets being revealed, with more to come!

So long as I stay in good health, I should actually be able to update more frequently, but we'll see. 🙏 If you find my fic from this post, see you on AO3! 💕

OKAY SO I HAVEN'T JOINED OBEY ME TUMBLR AND (while that's a crime) I'M GONNA DROP A LINK TO MY FIC ANYWAY

It's a poly fic staring MC and the seven brothers (maybe more in the future) but instead of the kind of secretive affection giving the game has you do, I wanted to see what would happen if MC was straight up about their feelings for *all* of them, since when I started writing it I remember not seeing a lot of fics showing the actual growing pains involved with a relationship that interesting and intense :o

This is my first OM fic, and I've been writing it long enough to see the changes between earlier chapters and the most recent one I published not too long ago.

Oh!! Last note, I like to do art for the series, whenever a character takes a picture I'll draw it and include it in the story :D I may post art on THIS blog. Commissions are open, and I've gotten a lot better! If you read the fic from this post, say hi!! I'd love to hear people's thoughts <3

[enoe-of-noen]

Was thinking about my M!Mc x Satan au and…

(Don’t mind the doodles at the top left-)

[slutifer]

Lucifer: mc, you can’t just say “spit in my mouth” when one of us does something you deem attractive

mc: but why not??

Mammon: yeah it’s just saliva, what’s the problem??

Satan: did you know that saliva is almost entirely water? only 0.5 percent of it is anything else, but that tiny portion is full of useful enzymes-proteins that speed up chemical reactions-

Lucifer: stop-

Satan: among these are amylase and ptyalin, which begin to break down sugars in carbohydrates while they are still in our mouths. if we chew a starchy food like bread or potato for a bit longer than normal, we will soon notice a sweetness. unfortunately, bacteria in our mouths like that sweetness, too-

Lucifer: STOP-

Satan: they devour the liberated sugars and excrete acids, which drill through human teeth and give them cavities. other enzymes, notably lysozyme-which was discovered by human scientist alexander fleming before he stumbled onto penicillin-attack many invading pathogens, but not the ones that cause tooth decay, alas.

Satan: …

Lucifer: …

mc: …

mc: spit in my mouth

Lucifer: MC

[temis-de-leon]

Who's their emergency contact

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Lucifer: Mammon, his favourite brother and the one he turns to when things get serious. For the sake of his peace and sanity, there are things he'd rather keep secret from Diavolo and just for this reason he can't trust Barbatos either; telling something to the butler would only result in the prince knowing.

Mammon: you, whether you like it or not. Depending on the situation, Lucifer may leave him longer than necessary in the hospital (or wherever he's retained) and his younger brothers tend to make fun of him most of the time. If he has to face someone's wrath, please let it be yours.

Levi: Lucifer, the default option. As much as he loves and trusts you, he needs to be realistic: there are some things you cannot handle. Besides that, of course, his eldest brother is responsible when making decisions, especially if his family is involved.

Satan: Lucifer and he hates it. It used to be Asmo until he had an accident with a spell and ended up in serious trouble. When Asmo arrived he cried so hard out of worry that they had to call Lucifer, so he reluctantly changed it to save some time in the future.

Asmo: you. If something happens to him, the first person he wants to see when he wakes up is you and, if it were really serious anyway, you wouldn't go alone to get him. Plus, he'd also die of happiness under your care since he'd be receiving all your attention!

Beel: Lucifer, who he trusts the most in stressful situations. He loves Belphie with all his heart, yes, but he can't trust his twin to be awake at random times; emergencies can happen at any hour, after all.

Belphie: Beel. Does he have to explain? Besides you, there's no one in the family he trusts more than him, so it just makes sense.

You: Lucifer. Mammon tried to negotiate. He tried.

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Main Masterlist

This is so damn stupid. I promise I'm writing my normal posts, but I was watching Grey's Anatomy and it just happened. If it looks wonky, it's because I'm sleepy

Taglist: @ilovecandys2010  @ollieoven @kingofspadesdelusion

[catmadeofsalad]

Asmodeus: *playing with MC'S hair*

Beelzebub: *holding MC*

Belphie: *sleeping on top of MC's legs*

Mammon: *buying MC more blankets for their pile*

Leviathan: *putting in a funny movie for MC*

Lucifer: Why are you crowding MC so much?

Asmodeus: Their toxic ex tried to manipulate them into getting back together, and our dear human started to panic so we deemed this a necessary solution.

Lucifer: Then where is Satan?

Mammon: *grins* Hunting

[meowsgirldrawing]

Many Kisses~ (PolyAU! Obey me!)

Note: I got no excuse for the last one, the demons just love their human too much <3 (And MC is just loving life)