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Reblogging yhis because itās only been a day and I want to watch it again. All the ppl making fanart on here and ig are sooooo valid I canāt stop thinking about this movie
Finally watched Inside Out 2 and honestly I get it guys that was pretty good
#Disney hasā¦. a lot. of issues#but I think everybody working on this movie did a great job#my highest praise goes to that anxiety attack scene#and yeah blah blah blah everything has a panic/anxiety attack scene nowadays or whatever ppl might say#but every time I see clips or anything of that scene I start to feel panicky#just because I know that feeling#and I think that shows how much the writers and animators and everyone put into it#I mean I donāt know the whole story or any bts#which I hope to learn about#but from the perspective of someone who enjoyed the first one a lot#you did good š#now make some fucking original stuff Disney or I will attack#likeā¦ā¦ donāt even get me STARTED on the fuckin uh lion king prequel(?) but only for the live action one#anywyas enough talk#The Crab Speaks#<- he sure does man
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So it's time for my "alt-right dudebro gamer" Dragon Age opinions.
(Note: I'm a 45 year old womanesque queer person who mostly plays indie and Japanese games.)
(To further my cred I was super excited to meet and hear Karen and Patrick Weekes talk about this game in development at Havencon a couple years ago...it's a small queer con in Austin.)
Dragon Age is my all-time favorite game series. I adored Inquisition, though DA2 has my favorite characters overall.
My opinions about the gameplay reveal are:
The environments and background graphics and effects look awesome.
The character design still bugs me quite a bit. The faces, ESPECIALLY the female faces look Disney/anime/Overwatchy in structure. The textures looks a lot better in game than in that trailer. I miss my Not Particularly Pretty Female Characters. They have sameface now.
There's something off in the lip syncing. Mouth animations looks weird. I can't define it more than that but I noticed it with multiple characters and it through me out.
Varric's hair annoys me SO MUCH. Someone pointed out he looks like Blackwall and now I CANNOT UNSEE.
The structure of the game/quests/whatever looks fine, this reminds me of all the moments running around Haven at the beginning of Inquisition. Some of my least favorite moments, but yanno.
The combat. I'm very worried about the combat.
I am 45 years old and I have arthritis in my hands from gaming and knitting. I gave up knitting to keep gaming. I cannot play some action games. Like Hades, I tried but simply couldn't continue more than an hour because of the pain. And that's with my hands in good shape these days.
Some action games I can play, but only on easy, and sometimes only if I limit my playtime. This is simply a reality I've had to get used to, but it does kill me sometimes.
Do you know how enjoyable it was to pick up Baldur's Gate 3 and be able to put it on a higher difficulty, to be able to actually struggle through combats and have to use tricks and my brain and try and fail and do it again, all without worrying about my hands? Makes me think I need to replay Origins again.
So I'm concerned. The combat in this game is focused on attack type, dodging, parrying, countering (according to bioware)....all stuff that requires quick and frequent button mashing, which is what I can't do. So I'm looking at a game that I can probably only play on easy and maybe even not then? In my favorite game series.
The question we don't really know is how different it will be from Inquisition, and I find it hard to tell from the footage since we can't see what buttons are being pressed. But I'll say that while I love it, Inquisition was the game that first hurt my hands. It made me aware of the problem and made me have to start limiting my activity.
IDK . I just hate the idea that devs have that turn based games can't do well and are inherently not exciting.
Fucking Solas motherfucking killed Bianca! That was the first time in these reveals I've been 100% reacting as a fan. NOT BIANCA!!!! HE MUST DIE!
Oh I did like the Rook in the gameplay and his face looked good. Again I feel like it's the character design and not the engine that is the problem.
As for the plot, it's interesting that Solas has gone from Main Antagonist to Opening Antagonist and I wonder if he's actually going to transition to an ally later in the game to undo whatever the fuck has gone wrong in this clip.
I do still have some worries about the writing. "She's greatest detective ever and she has a lead on Solas." So do you think that lead is the giant glowing thing in the middle of the city spitting out demons? Did you need a great detective?
And basically nothing I've seen so far has super MOVED me, as someone with serious connections to this world and the characters, other than the fucking Bianca moment. I'm hesitantly curious about some of the new companions. And if the griffon thing had come at a moment other than me going WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS? in the trailer I may have been a lot more excited.
So yeah, call me a hater or whatever. But that trailer reveal CRUSHED me emotionally. I was so depressed the rest of the day Sunday. These are my true reactions to the gameplay footage today. I don't have an agenda, other than I want the game to be good and I want it to do well and my confidence in EA and Bioware is at a very low point.
I've tried to keep a realistic mindset this whole time, but keeping in mind HOW MANY PEOPLE have left Bioware, how few OGs are left, the constant turnover in leads, the game being scrapped and redone like twice from scratch. And the game industry as a whole at this time, I have to be somewhat skeptical in general.
I'm not a skeptic overall, I was both a Cyperpunk 2077 enjoyer (but not apologist) and a Starfield defender and frankly there was a lot less reason to be skeptical of those games before release. So am I going to say "well I've been a Bioware fan since KOTOR 1 released, so I'm gonna hype it up and not point out flaws I see?" No. I'm going to be honest.
I'm not a casual Dragon Age enjoyer. I can't react casually to this stuff.
Will I play the game? Almost definitely, but am I going to wait till the release reviews? Probably.
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honestly i really donāt like those hot takes that hook was the good guy/peter pan was the real villain-
first of all for the original storyt;
here itās true that pan does morally questionable stuff and that heās not a purely good guy in the original, thatās not wrong, but heās also not pure evil. he was literally willing to die for wendy in the original story and he did save the lost boys and the darlings from the pirates towards the end and he did let the lost boys and the darlings all leave neverland even if he wasnāt happy about it (which imo is understandable, because what kid would ever be happy about all their friends choosing to leave them? yk) (alsohe doesnāt kidnap them, the darling siblings literally wanted to go with hims. that argument makes no fucking sense). anyway like heās obviously no angel and these good things donāĆt cancel out his bad deed (like breathing rapidly to kill as many grown ups as possible (that was hilarious tho ngl) or killing pirates for fun or cutting off hookās hand), but to say that heās pure evil is just plain wrong. like i would say heās very much chaotic neutral. and especially with the level of forgetful the original character has, i really donāt think he can be called evil. heās just childish through and through yk? yk, careless, not thinking about consequences, selfishness, but also whimsy. i donāt to forget the line people always point to to claim that he kills the lost boys when they grow up, but i also disagree with that becuase the phrasing āthins them outā is ambiguous at best and doesnāt confirm anything.
and now for hook in the original. heās literally the most one dimensional villain iāve ever seen (which i think is on purpose). iirc, he explicitly kills members of his pirate crew for iirc pretty minor stuff. and heās a childās arch nemesis. that alone is imo enough to disqualify him as the āsecret good guyā some ātheoristsā want to turn him into. he attacks kids guys. in what world would a secretly good guy do that? especially cuz he doesnāt even just attack pan himself, but he also kidnapped the lost boys and wendy and her brothers. people like to claim based on pretty much nothing that he wants to save the other lost boys from pan, but really i donāt think making them walk the plank is really āsavingā lol. like idk about you, but thatās not my definition of saving someone. and then that idea that heās a former/the first lost boy who escaped pan and that his crews are also former lost boys. where did they even get that from?? that has no basis in the original story unless i missed like half the book when reading it lmao. just no. like thatās a fun au, sure- but to act like itās the āhidden true storyā behind the tale is just bullshit at best.
but then sometimes people also specifically point to the (animeted) disney version of the story when discussing theory, and here i have to say that it makes even less sense tbh. like pan is morally better in that movie than the original tbh (he still does questionable stuff obviously, but still) and hook is just as one dimensionally evil as in the original imo.
the only version i know where that theory would actually make any sense is the āonce upon a timeā one, but ouat does not have the best track record of accurate adaptations, so idk how anyone would genuinely think that could be a good argument for that ātheoryā
#moi#fandoms#peter pan#neverland#disney peter pan#jm barrie#j.m. barrie#captain hook#james hook#killian jones#ouat peter pan#meta#kinda#rant rant rant#wendy darling#lost boys#my meta
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Except, this forgets the fact thatā¦
I dont knowā¦
Vivziepop tends to higher multiple celeberties for her work nowadays, specifically mostly comedians, a grade voice actors, and the main character for her INDIE cartoon being voiced by one of the biggest youtube creators? Hell- most of who Vivziepop herself hires nowadays for her actually indie shows are not small actors trying to make it big, she hires CELEBRITIES AND BROADWAY ACTORS to pull herself up and not actually help other creators. Because if she did, she wouldnt have tried to blacklist her workers away from being hired for Far Fetched (Because thatās what saying āPwease dont put them on your project this is swooooo important to meh! I know that they have to pay bills and stufff but this is MY show pwease dont hire them!ā is, blacklisting.), this being confirmed by Erin Frost through their archives of Vivziepopās mistreatment, and though yes, much of the more screwed up stuff was evidence towards other artists so Erin wasnt able to share most of it for privacy reasons, and they may have actually messed up in a few places and need to work on their own behavior- BUT THE MISTREATMENT WAS REAL! Thereās proof of this all over the internet, not just from Erin Frost, but multiple people who worked there, and- theres evidence RIGHT THERE just by how fast Helluva Bossās episodes are releasing!
Also yes, she does mostly hire big name, professional, and broadway actors, as for Helluva Boss alone she managed to get:
Not joking...
Don Darryl Rivera- broadway.
Richard Horvitz- THE VOICE ACTOR OF INVADER ZIM!
Erica Lindbeck- An anime voice actor, who's also a voice actress in The Owl House and MULTIPLE million dollar projects!
Vivian Nixon- Someone who's in GREY'S ANATOMY, one of the most succesful medical dramas of all time, plays Millie!
Barrett Wilbert Weed- Who was one of the actresses in "Heathers"!
Even Erica Lutterel, just plays a background villain that's just meant for comedic releif in this show- and she's an actress that's played in Steven Universe- AND THE ORIGINAL MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!
Norman Reedus- WHO'S NORMAN FUCKING REEDUS THAT GETS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR EACH OF HIS ROLES!
Jonathan Freeman-
JAFAR.
So I think it's really safe to assume- no- to KNOW that Vivziepop outright refuses to hire mostly indie actors, and instead, pulls herself up and other indie creators down by hiring mostly BIG NAME ACTORS WORTH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! -so to say that "she's going to hire broadway or movie actors" isnt even an assumption anymore, we already know that she does this! She could have easily replaced the Hazbin cast with more indie actors- but instead let the fame get to her head and now hires exclusively big name actors for her projects with little to no actors who havent been in at least ONE million dollar project at some point in their life.
Look at this cast-
LOOK AT THIS!
Should we even still call this an "indie" project anymore if it's a mainstream, million dollar show that has a corperate movie level cast in multiple episodes?! This looks like something i'd see on the average Disney movie- not a indie show, this is far from indie at this point. More than eight people, one of which literally is in the cast of a Disney film! So "It's A24 so she's going to hire mostly indie people" MY ASS! She is not going to hire mostly indie, even for her actual indie project she didnt hire mostly "indie" and instead hired million dollar actors who's been in multiple big name movies! Also- of course, I found this from someone who reblogged this from "PetitPrincess1" because as usual, since this person tries to manipulate the public and attack people, on a daily basis. Petit posted this manipulation tactic to get people not to see the fact that Vivziepop has now hired multiple million dollar movie actors! Sick of this manipulative crap-
People, if you see someone reblog random Twitter posts- DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE REBLOGGING! Because before you know it- you end up being manipulated into not seeing something like this!āļøDont fall for it, even if it's a tweet from Vivziepop- dont fall for it and do your research before trusting someone, anyone! That you see online.
#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#helluva critical#helluva boss critical#helluva boss criticism#helluva boss critique#voice actors#disney +#corperations#Helluva Boss basically isnt even indie anymore... wow.#Yet despite not being greenlit and on Youtube... it still has mostly just broadway and movie actors.... goddamn. Impressive. but also sad.#since that means that youre less likely to be hired as a indie voice actor- IN A INDIE PROJECT! What the heck?!
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Welcome to my Tank!
Mike / Swad, He/him + fish neos if you'd like!
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I like getting asks, especially on my sideblogs listed above! I can just be slow and too perfectionist with replying to things. Also im anxious and forget things a lot. Reminders are fine š
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š¦¢ #ki - kid icarus uprising my biggest old hyperfixation ever that gives me a heart attack if I think about it too long
š #guy tag - posts that have mister pyrrhon kid icarus's spirit in their hearts. I hyperfixated on him so hard as a young teen during lockdown that I thought god hated me I am not joking.
š± #creatures - animal guys
š #music tag mix of posts with music and posts about the guys who make it. They might be giaaants boy
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š #d&d - I'm just now getting to play it again after a lot of shitty history with it but I mostly half-enjoy half-complain about the setting and monsters, and also love miniature painting
š¾ #pkmn - my last interest that I can cling onto for more than 3 seconds before being pulled back into sun guy abyss. I love elgyem
Usually original posts about each of these use the full game / show etc names and such
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š® #michael gaming - Posting about my experiences with different games, especially might use if I otherwise wouldn't put it in a main tag
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I can have a hard time talking about some of my interests or even engaging with them without embarassment or anxiety (especially kid icarus) but most discussions I'm up for now. saying things about Pyrrhon is a physical need just i might start growling and walking around to calm down if I see official art or game screenshots of him I'm sure you can understand </3
if you're obsessed with fawning over pairings between kids and adults and call ppl who hate that antis uhm don't come to my house and I won't go to yours. I don't do call outs and anon hate I say "ew gross" to myself and keep walking and go lalala. I usually only block people who are weirdly passionate about this stuff yk
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OKAY GUYS I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE THE OTHER MCS INTO BIRDS š NOW PREPARE FOR A LONG THREAD OF BIRD RAMBLES AND HCS I HAVE FOR EACH OF THEM
MC1 - Chickadeeļæ¼
I have decided to make MC1 a chickadee or more specifically a long tailed tit because it is so small just like MC1. Now you might think that the chickadee is too cute for MC1 but that's where you're WRONG. Fun fact chickadees are known to be a FUCKING MENACES. IF THEY'RE THREATENED, YOU KNOW THEY GON ATTACK.
So with MC1 no matter where the little fella goes whether he's flying or walking, trouble is his #1 fan
In one moment, he'll be boiling water but then a few seconds, the kitchen's on fire. Another moment, he'll be just sitting in a tree then a few seconds later he's pooping on someone like a pigeon. Yeah he is a fucking menace.
Surprisingly he's a pretty cheerful and friendly guy for someone who causes mayhem every 5 secs. He gets along with everyone (sorta) and will get into trouble with you because he likes you :)
He, MC2, and MC5 are a trio of violent and unhinged birdies who would peck anyone's asses
He and my duck mc are definitely evil besties like they're either getting their asses put into trouble or causing mischief and giggling like the little stoopy birds they are
So in conclusion he's a fucking gremlin who can't stop getting into trouble and needs a leash on him
MC 2 - Lovebird
ļæ¼Ah yes the girlboss. So for her I have decided to make her a love bird specifically a black masked love bird. Man I really LOVE how she and the bird look so similar UGH š« IT'S SUCH A PERFECT MATCH FOR MY GIRLIE.
She is the definition of a girlboss as she is acts however she wants whenever she wants and there is NO exception to that
And because she's a girlboss she is definitely a great leader as she is confident, assertive, reliable, and fights for what she believes while looking so cool doing it
But just because she's a bad bitch doesn't mean she a mean bitch! She just knows how to act for herself. As her friend the little birdie will definitely give you makeovers like in those moments in disney princess movies where the animals help the princess dress up!
She and MC3 are definitely the wlw and mlm solidarity š
She and my duck mc definitely have sleepovers where they do girl sleepover stuff like give each makeovers, gossip, and do rituals lol
In conclusion, she's a cool bitch and I'd prolly say she's similar to Wendy Testaburger from south Park
MC3 - Penguin
Welp I'm turning the himbo into a penguin. I thought of the penguin more specifically the emperor penguin because he's big and so is the penguin.
So amongst all of the mcs this penguino has dated the most people. Like he'll be flirting with every hot guy he sees every 5 secs and you know how THAT goes. Bro's like the horny option in the dialogues.
But the guy has some standards so that's pretty much why you don't see him dating certain guys especially those who see the exile in him
This penguino definitely radiates big brother vibes and he is one. You'll definitely see him acting all brotherly towards younger characters like Agyo and Zhurong and especially towards the mcs
MC4 always has to watch MC3's ass and stop him from flirting to every hot guy he sees. MC4: GO TO HORNY JAIL! *bonk!* MC3: Ow!
MC3 tells his love stories to my duck mc and she is honestly traumatized because of it. MC3: So let me tell you the time I woke up in bed with two guy- DuckMC: I DEMAND THAT YOU SPEAK NO FURTHER
But she admires the penguin and the two have a pretty good sibling relationship :)
So he's a big flirtatious waddling penguin and if you're close to him platonically he's your big bro
MC4 - Falcon
For the skinny man himself I've decided to make him a falcon specifically a prairie falcon. Ngl he was so hard for me to find a perfect bird match because originally I was gonna make a mallard duck but I thought no that ain't right so I chose the falcon.
This Falcon loves to observe everything like you'll see him at 4 am in the morning just watching through the window just everything that surrounds him fascinates him āØ
And out of all the mcs he's the most chillest and doesn't get into trouble as the others do. He's also one of the mature ones, making the sense out of everyone.
He's also a nerd he's like smart and is quite knowledgeable about his interests which is anime and manga so he definitely gets along with the akihabara group and MC5 who's also a fellow nerd
Him and MC5 get along pretty well as MC5 can tolerate him and the two share an interest in anime and manga.
He and my duck mc definitely get along and he would grab her with his talons and give the duckling a little flight.
MC5 - Owl
Last but not least I'm gonna make MC5 an owl more specifically a eurasian eagle-owl. I decided to choose this bird because I thought it looks grumpy like how I thought MC5 looked grumpy so I put the two together.
Our owl buddy here is tired of everything. He's tired of everyone's bs and is always on the verge of going apeshit. Now that doesn't mean he's mean he's just salty towards those who are assholes or just generally annoying.
Now while he is mature but there will be times where he does stupid shit because he's just over it like in rugrats when Stu Pickles is making chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning. MC4: MC5 what are you doing? MC5: Making chocolate pudding. MC4: It's four o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding? MC5: ā¦Because I've lost control of my life.
As owls are depicted as nerds, this one is no exception towards it. You'll definitely see this owl hanging upside down while reading a manga that he just started. And there are moments where he is binge watching all the episodes of his favorite anime in one night.
He and MC1 are the typical siblings as they both hate and annoy each other as well as loving each other in the end. MC1 pulling pranks on him and MC5 getting his vengeance on him. Then the two sleeping together in their bird cage.
My duck mc is one of the few people he likes and can tolerate. He definitely worries a lot for her and gets annoyed when she gets into trouble. The owl always rambles about his interests to her and she always listen cause she's a good duckling :)
So to end it there he's a nerdy tired owl š¦
OKAY THIS TOOK FOREVER TO FINISH WTF š
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i didnt beat anno: mutateonem
mutateneonaematatiaeteontem
right away, this combat kicks ass. i dont know if ive gone into it, but i dont really click with beat em ups. or is this a hack & slash? is there even a difference besides fists or swords? whatever, it usually doesnt work. ive tried a few different ones, like streets of rage and bayonetta, but like... meh. but this is good. i get it now. i love dodging around choreographed attacks to sneak in hits and stagger defending enemies for a kill strike and HELL YEAH theres a parry. i dont care how much of a stereotype this makes me, im an indie game lover and i pog out every time theres a parry mechanic
this games main genre is rpg, so imagine that instead of random turn-based encounters the game suddenly turns 2d and lets you slice things up. this includes a level up mechanic, with two different curencies, one that you get from mooks and one from bosses. you can also buy different weapons, in both shortsword and broadsword variety, both of which you use concurrently in battle. theres also a gun. you can also buy chips to augment you swords, such as by giving them minor stat bonuses or elemental affinities. there is also also a crafting mechanic, obviously, where you can use the loot you find in treasure chests garbage cans to craft healing items and also weapons. theres also also also the ability to fuse weapon augementation chips together in order to make enhanced chips and yeah thats pretty much where i tapped out
i like rpgs. i promise. i just get easily overwhelmed when theres this much shit ive gotta do between dungeons. ive talked before about feeling "get to" vs "have to" in gaming, and i feel like a lot of these fall into "have to". this is a grocery list i have to check off so my character is the strength the game expects me to be, not a playground i get to strategize in.
how about the plot? well, like... so the main character is ann, and you have her navi-like drone helper piloted by ayane. ayane is the classic bubbly genki type, which i think was executed really well (thats hard to do for me, i hated ibuki mioda) and ann is the classic stoic frowning action hero. the thing is, ayane constantly calls ann darling, and ann is... vaguely annoyed. this could mean fucking anything. is ann just tolerating an affectionate eccentricity? are they already married? some infinitesimally nuanced situationship in between? call me spoiled but im kinda sick of plausibly deniable queerness. its like youre trying to have something queer, but in a way that disney can edit out for the russian release. i know this game is chinese, but i dont know enough about how indie games are treated over there to really comment beyond an acknowledgement. all im saying is that it annoys me when i see writers dodge the word lesbian like yanderedev dodges the word teenager
the plot. anns brother gets kidnapped by the scp foundation my original character the circle consortium when he tried to look for a cure for her mysterious illness. i actually think the main story was pretty well done. its easy to make trailing stories feel like youre just chasing ghosts and wasting your time, but i feel like the game is a good length to subvert this while still making the chase feel engagingly difficult. it helps that you have really cool setpieces like the gang ship dungeon and the sewer society. good stuff
and then the game ended yay! the ending was a bit of a downer but if thats what they... oh nevermind. fans decided the ending was bad so they added an extra hour or two to the endgame
remember the problem i had with affogato? where right at the end there was a difficulty spike that got me stuck for days and ruined my enjoyment of the game? yeah. how the fuck do you defend sigurd. its a thing where you have to stop enemies from encroaching onto the centre of the screen, which is mindlessly easy for 15 minutes, until the game decides that youre going to defeat five juggernauts in riot gear and three landmines with legs in either direction and turrets with railguns firing on all of you. oh shit looks like you and/or the thing youre protecting died in the time it took to explain that.
three days.
id be willing to accept that this is an equipment issue. if, yknow, i could do anything to solve that. i am squarely past the point of no return, i am stuck with what i have. and what i have was more than enough to fight every boss (except the hands, fuck that fight) first try with a little corn juice.
fuck it. im calling it a skill issue and moving on. ive got better things to do
if you wanna pick this game up, go ahead, its not a bad time. the animation is fun and well-made if you dont mind dorkly-style puppet sprites, and there are fun sidequest like the when where someone whos a girl online is secretly a gross man. those sounded backhanded but this is a solid rpg, the combat is good enough to ignore the flaws and the presentation is pretty fantastic. just pretend the game ends when the game tells you that theres no going back, the masked woman didnt do anything and the credits roll. advice: unlock the parry asap and dump as many grumbits as you can into it, take a bathroom break before you get on the ship, dont try to do any sidequests on your first visit to a city/district/whatever cuz the game just doesnt let you, and the number of medalion pieces tell you the floor number.
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I love this and I'm about to give you the opposite end of that comment and I am apologizing in advance! I totally appreciate that your original post goes into detail with citing the sources and illustrating different theories 'cause I've referenced it multiple times in my own personal quest for plotting their ages! <3
(Me, ranting to the quiet corner of the internet where crickets chirp and I share my silly little stories and memes:)
I've previously mentioned on my Tumblr how I spent an ungodly amount of time earlier this year trying to map out Satine and Bo-Katan's age, and my conclusion is:
And this is one of my biggest beefs with Mr. All Hat No Cattle, and I'm sure it's a hot take that will get me flamed by some, but:
I really think the dude has no fucking clue what he's doing.
Maybe, back in 2013, they had an idea..? But even then, I side-eye that.
At least where the Kryzes are concerned.
When Disney bought the IP, that's when things started to really get fucked. They didn't want to contend with existing content that they couldn't control (re: couldn't make profit from), so they scrapped probably a metric fuck ton of stuff. So, all of the shit that Cowboy Man might have had in the works has mostly fallen by the wayside because now, none of it really fits into Disney's vision.
Like the Bo-Katan thing.
I will never believe that Old Space Jesus is out here in Tatooine looking like he did at 57, and you've got Bo-Katan out here kicking ass and having a Hot Girl Summer at nearly 70 years old.
Are there ways to explain it away? Totally, and the OP mentions them above and they're feasible.
But I just think the reality is this: It doesn't matter how old we speculate Bo-Katan to be in the eyes of the show runners and the Powers That Be. Because, really, the story doesn't matter to them. I love Bo's character. I love Katee Sackoff. I love Din/Bo. I casually enjoy "The Mandalorian" (Pedro's voice! Ming-Na! ANZELLANS!). But I will forever believe that the only reason we got a live action Bo-Katan was because (1) Katee Sackoff was a willing participant, and (2) Disney said, hey, she's a fan favorite, let's see if we can up our Disney+ subscriptions and sell some merch.
And look, since I'm on a roll today, here's my personal favorite theory: I think Obi-Wan and Satine were born the same year, so they're the same age. Satine is 15 years older than Bo. This age difference makes Bo-Katan around 53 years old in Mandoverse content. That's just my head canon.
You would not believe the hours I've spent arguing my stupidly passionate and nonsensical opinions about Satine and Bo-Katan's ages with my husband, because it's a lot. He is a fan of the carbonite theory, but I'm always like, "Why wouldn't someone have mentioned that? Why wouldn't they allude to it?!"
I'm going out to touch grass, kthxbye.
(Huge apologies and <3 to the OP who didn't ask for this. I just couldn't help myself from rambling today.)
And an addendum 'cause I'm a soft ass pisces and I don't like for people to feel like I'm attacking them or insulting them: There are a lot of good things that Filoni has done. He's not entirely useless! I just have some negative feels and I'm wallowing in them. If you love the dude, by all means, this is your time! Because dude is running the show. And look, joke's on me because I don't care for him but I'm still gonna watch all his content and hold onto hope that someday we'll get more Satine/Bo-Katan content. So, really, I'm just bitching. ;)
Bo-Katan Kryzeās Age
Or rather, itās not polite to talk about a ladyās age, except inĀ this Ladyās case
How old is Lady Bo-Katan Kryze by the time she appears in The Mandalorian?Ā
We donāt have a canon answer, but we can get pretty close. And yeah ā¦ itās a weird answer. But itās not without reasoning.
Though Boās exact age has not been explicitly confirmed, Bo-Katan is in her mid-60s by Mando S2.
How did I get to that conclusion?
1. Dave Filoni has implied that Bo-Katan and Satine are twins, or at least very close in age.
At least twice, Dave, who has said that he has anĀ āextensive genealogy of Clan Kryze,ā has referred to a formative event that happened in the Kryze family when ā[Bo-Katan] and Satine are six.ā
The first is in a YouTube video (source listed in reblog, or search YouTube for the title listed below)
You ask yourself why is [Bo] acting one way & why was [Satine] a pacifist? I have a theoretical backstory that outlines them even at six years oldāthe two of themā& what transpired to make them who they are today.
- Dave Filoni,Ā The Clone Wars Hangout - February 2, 2013, start at 28:15
The second is in an interview with IGN (source listed in reblog)
I have a rather lengthy backstory that even explains how [Bo] became a Death Watch soldier that goes all the way back to the time she and Satine are six. Because to figure out how she got to that point, and yet Satine is a duchessā¦ I have a whole story about who their father was and what their relationships were and everything with Vizsla, going back for a very long time and how that intersects with Obi-Wan Kenobi.Ā
- Dave FIloni, IGN Interview, 2013
Both of these sources come from shortly after The Lawless aired in 2013. Yes, it is possible that Dave has since backtracked on this idea, however, until we know more, thatās unwarranted speculation (however, weāll speculate on whether or not Bo could be younger than her mid-60s by the time of The Mandalorian later).
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2. Bo-Katan (and Satine) are close in age to Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Even establishing that Bo and Satine are probably twins or close in age, we donāt have a canonical age for Satine in order to solidify how old they are. However, we do know that Satine is close in age to Obi-Wan Kenobi. They fell in love together while they were on the run together during the time that he was a padawan.Ā
Because this is all we know, the reasoning behind Boās age has to rely on Obi-Wan birth (57 BBY). Iām willing to allow for a slight difference between Obi-Wan and Satine & Bo, but it canāt be much (especially since we know that Satine begins ruling Mandlore immediately afterwards). Thus, weāll consider the difference basically negligible at this point, and just assume that Obi-Wan, Satine, and Bo were all born in 57 BBY.
That makes them 38 years old at the time of Satineās death in The Clone Wars (19 BBY). Bo and Obi-Wan are about 56 when they appear in Rebels (1 BBY), and Bo is about 67 years old by the time of The Mandalorian Season 2 (~10 BBY).
So yeah. Thatās definitely different from how Bo looks in Mando S2. Katee Sackhoff is 40 years old (about the same age as Bo in The Clone Wars), but they really did not try to age her up at all.
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Could Bo be younger?
So, just for the sake of argument, could I be wrong about all this? Letās say that Dave has backtracked on his original plan to have Bo and Satine be twins. Could Bo be younger? And by how much?
If Dave backtracks on them being twins, heāll probably have to backtrack on the story that he had about something happening to Satine and Bo when they were six that had a formative effect on why Satine became a pacifist and Bo a warrior.Ā
(Though itās only speculation, Iāve always assumed that event was the death of their mother, so in my mind, Bo canāt be more than six years younger than Satine, but I could be totally wrong about that headcanon)
But letās say that just for the sake of argument, Bo is quite a bit younger. Letās say sheās 15 years younger than Satine, and that would make her a little older than 50 in The Mandalorian Season 2 (still over 10 years older than Katee). That means that she would have been about 23 years old at the end of The Clone Wars.Ā
Thereās nothing that concretely denies this, but we do know that Boās nephew, Korkie is about 18 at that same time (heās listed as being in his ālate teensā in Season 5, in the original novelization of The Lawless), and itās just hard for me to believe that Bo is only five years older than him. Sheās clearly much closer to Satineās age.
Plus, making her that much younger robs Bo and Satine of a connection that they clearly had at one point. In The Lawless, Satine says that itās been a long time since theyāve seen each other and that there was a time when the two of them werenāt enemies. Again, thereās nothing concrete here, but Iād have a hard time buying an actual enemies-life feud between them when, for example, Satine is 25 and Bo is 10.Ā
Impossible? No. But personally, I just donāt think thatās what Dave is thinking about.
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Was her appearance in Mando S2 intentional, or was Boās age simply forgotten/ignored?
As I mentioned, Katee Sackhoff is 40 years old, but they really did not try to age her up in The Mandalorian, even though Bo likely is in her mid-60s.
While this is strange, I do not believe that this is an oversight. Dave Filoni lovesĀ timelines, and Katee has said that between takes all they would do is sit together and Dave would tell her everything about Boās backstory and work through all the timelines with her.Ā
So what could the explanation be? Well ā¦ it could be an out-of-universe explanation. It could have been decided not to age Katee at all in order to make her as instantly recognizable as possible in live-action for those who already knew her from the animated shows (I struggle with this though, because some streaks of grey in her hair would not make her less recognizable, especially with that iconic armor).
However, there could be an in-universe explanation. Instead of having Katee play someone who looks like sheās in her mid-60s, Dave may have decided to have her play someone who doesnātĀ look like sheās in her mid-60s (but still is).
Some options include: 1. Canonizing the idea that was present in the EU that Star Wars humans simply live longer than regular humans (personally, Iām not a fan of this because weāve never seen characters aging in a way different from Earth humans before, so I think it would set an awkward precedence).
2. Giving Bo herself a reason for why she looks much younger than her age. The one Iām most fond of is the idea that maybe for most of the time between TCW and Rebels, Bo was stuck in carbonite (perhaps by the Empire for some reason). 15 years in carbonite would allow her to be 65 but act as if sheās 50.
3. Hanging a lantern on the whole situation by saying thatĀ āwearing a helmet in the sun really keeps the wrinkles away!ā or something like that. Boās in great shape. Sheās led a healthy (if dangerous) life, but itās not unheard of for people in their mid-60s to be very athletic. However, I do think that if thatās the fact, it still needs to be explicitly referred to.
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Will we learn more in the future?
I sure hope so. Katee has basically confirmed that Boās story will be ongoing and she expects/hopes to be in The Mandalorian Season 3. Itās possible weāll learn more about Boās backstory (including how old she is), and hopefully weāll get an explanation for her appearance.Ā
Katee has said that she desperately wants to know more about the story of Bo and Satine, and how Obi-Wan/Satineās relationship affected Bo as well. Those are all things that Dave has expressed interest in exploring:
Iād give you more detail [about Bo and Satineās backstory] except Iād like to tell that story at some point in some form of Star Wars media in the future. Iāve discussed it with a couple people, and weāve started to architect it into the timeline of Star Wars somewhat, just to see where these things fit.
- Dave FIloni, IGN interview (2013)
So Iām just clinging to the idea that perhaps some day, weāll be getting more answers. Boās appearance in The Mandalorian and bringing her story to a more general Star Wars audience certainly bodes well for more details on the Kryze family story in the future.
#satine and bo-katan age shit#i side eye dave filoni on the regular#mr. all hat no cattle gives me airhead vibes#bless me fandom for i have sinned#it's been 0 days since the last time i cursed filoni#i'm a hater
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Loki ranting
Okay. I had this thought in my head of like just compiling links of all the Loki shit I've posted/reblogged so far so that when I get into a conversation about the show and how it fucking disgusted me, I can just be like "here. here's this masterlist post, go read all this shit. This is my entire argument, and not only mine, but a lot of stuff posted by people far more intelligent and level-headed and eloquent than I am, whom I happen to agree with." Because the alternative is constantly getting fired up all over again, and that is exhausting.
BUT! I'm stupid and don't know how tumblr works. Apparently I can't just be like "give me all the Loki-tagged shit I've got" I can only search all the Loki-tagged shit on all of tumblr. And I'm not scrolling back through all of my posts. I talk too fucking much for that shit š
So, I'll try to remember all of my grievances with how the MCU has treated Loki, and all of the excellent posts made by other, equally upset fans, and put it all together here under this nice, neat little cut for everyone else's sanity and scrolling convenience...
For people who actually read my shit fairly regularly - bless you, you crazy, patient people. I love you! - this is going to be a lot of repetition of shit you've already read. Probably at least twice. I'm passionate and I have a terrible memory lol. Sorry.
Anyway, first, for those who don't know me and haven't been following my explosions of rage for the past couple of months, some quick background: I do not read comic books, so Loki's Marvel comic canon means nothing to me. I know almost nothing about it. The reason I'm so in love with the character in the MCU is because I am an eclectic witch and the deity I've actively loved and worshiped the longest in my life (literally for as long as I can remember) is Loki. So when he was mentioned in The Mask, I squeed. When they named Matt Damon's character after him in Dogma, I cheered.
When Thor came out in 2011, I just about died from happiness. I was hungry for any representation of this underappreciated god, no matter what it was. I didn't even bitch about how underpowered he was, because at least he was there. But I'm getting slightly ahead of myself.
I can hear anyone reading this going "Why Loki? Isn't he, like, evil? Like basically the Norse version of The Devil?" Because I heard all this shit irl all the fucking time. And no. So let me give you a quick rundown of who Loki actually is.
Loki is a Trickster God. He's often referred to as the God of Mischief. He is not and never was evil, simply chaotic and hedonistic. Loki Laufeyjarson was the son of Laufey (that's mama; they changed her to a man for some reason in the movie) and FƔrbauti. Right from the start, from his name, we get a sign of how Loki goes against traditional norms of the time, because in Norse culture, families were patrilineal, and surnames were "son/daughter of father" (which would have made him Loki FƔrbautitason), not the mother. But Loki's surname is matrilineal. Feminist icon woo! lol
Though he's a Jotunn, Loki is counted among the Gods (Aesir) in Norse tradition. Depending on his mood, he is alternately helpful or disruptive to the other Gods. I'm not gonna sit and teach a whole text class on him lol but I'll use my favorite example of Misunderstood Loki - the conception of Sleipnir!
So, get this shit. This is also part of why I DO NOT follow Odin and never fucking will (a very small part, but still part of the reason). So, the other Norse Gods are petty motherfuckers, and they wanted some shit built but didn't want to pay the dude doing the building. So they were like "okay, if you can get it done in X amount of time, we'll pay you, but if you can't manage it NO MATTER WHAT, this whole thing is free." And they made sure he had NO help, nothing but him, his materials, and his Very Good Horsey. And this guy and his horse were fucking BAMFs. So it was looking like he was definitely gonna get it done in time, and Odin was like "nah, fuck that shit. I'm cheap." and so he sent Loki to distract the work horse. Loki transformed into a mare and lured the horse away, got fucked, got pregnant, gave birth to the 8-legged (for some reason) horse Sleipnir. Odin rides Loki's son into battle. Um. Kay.
So Loki helped Odin be a petty mf, and Odin got himself a new pet out of the deal.
Oh, also, because he's smart af and a shapeshifter and a master magician and genderfluid, Loki "fails" to fit the super fucking toxic and narrow Norse/Aesir view of "a real man". He prefers intelligence and manipulation to solve problems rather than violence, he's not afraid to behave like a clown if it gets shit done, and that grosses the Aesir out, so they constantly ridicule him for being "less than a man".
Loki is the God of the outcast and the misunderstood. The marginalized people from all walks of life. He is the God of the LGBT community. In modern terms, he's pansexual, polyamorous (married to Sigyn and they are deeply in love, but boy gets around and I've never seen any indication that Sigyn gives a shit) and genderfluid.
Okay. Focus, Ali. This is part of why I usually post multiple rants instead of one big long one XD The longer I ramble, the more I get sidetracked and forget the original point.
So. Loki's awesome, and being a Trickster, is powerful as all fucking hell. There's not much he can't do.
And now we come to Thor (the movie, not the deity). Loki's there! 24-year-old Ali is spazzing! All is right with the world!
Oh lord, they've actually done him justice?! Amazing! He's complex and nuanced and emotional, just like the real Loki! I loved this movie. Loved. It. The climactic thing with trying to blow up Jotunheim never really made much sense to me until someone made an excellent point the other day about Loki being raised in a racist society that was racist against his own race, he just didn't know it yet, poor child. Baby Thor was never corrected when he pledged to commit mass genocide, so Baby Loki probably absorbed the lesson then that Jotunns=evil and killing them all will win his father's love. Anyway, 2011 Loki was a beautiful, heartbreaking portrayal of the God I've loved all my life and spent 24 years longing to see depicted on the big screen.
Then The Avengers happened. And I saw another Loki very close to Norse mythology - mainly, how he's treated. In the beginning of the movie, he's sick, exhausted, and in pain. He can hardly stand, he stumbles and needs help when he walks. He was very obviously tortured, and the sickly blue light of the scepter's control is in his eyes. That gets less and less pronounced as the movie goes on, showing Loki working his way free of it, but in the beginning, he's a mess. Because he was tortured and used by Thanos. Marvel directly confirmed this, and that he was under the scepter's/Mind Stone's control. Loki's actions are not his own in The Avengers. He's under both threat and Thanos' direct control. The movie actually shows The Other directly threatening him to keep him on task, because this is not Loki's plan. It is not what he wants. He's being used and villainized... Just like in real life. It hurt to see this done to him, but the accuracy was too beautiful to ignore.
Thor: The Dark World comes out. I've heard people complain that this movie is the weak link in the Thor trilogy. I disagree. I think that's Ragnarok, for a bunch of reasons, but we'll get there. (And for the record, I loved Ragnarok, too. It was a funny movie. Infinity War and the Disney+ series are the only portrayals of Loki in the MCU that I truly fucking hated.) Anyway, good, fun movie. Had its faults, as all movies do, but it still followed Loki's real-life arc in a way. How? By having Loki dragged back to Asgard in chains and imprisoned underground. Again, not super happy that this happened to my love, and having to see it on screen was painful, but at least in the MCU he's not chained to a rock with venom dripping on his face for eternity, so there's that. (poor Sigyn. how tired do her arms get, holding up that bowl? best wife ever, amirite?)
In TDW, we're shown Loki's love for Frigga, who favored him and taught him magic as a child. We see his bravado; his attempts to mask his true feelings, especially grief. We see him slowly coming back to himself after the events of The Avengers, and slowly mending his relationship with his brother. He accepts that Odin will likely never love him, but Thor just might, because they were close when they were young. "I didn't do it for him." No, no my sweet, you did it for your brother, and a little out of guilt for what happened to your mother.
At the end, Loki fakes his death and escapes, taking the throne, and I have mixed feelings about this. Not the writer's choices here; I love that completely! A natural progression in Loki's story. But my joy is tainted by how closely they're following the Eddas now. Because Loki's escape from his prison heralds the beginning of Ragnarok. And Loki will die in Ragnarok. I don't want to see that play out in front of my face. I won't be able to handle the grief (spoiler alert! IW broke me. I almost walked out of the theater. Loki's death was legitimately fucking traumatic for me. I don't even care how pathetic that is. That grief was real, it was intense, and I still shake and cry when I think about it.)
Marvel announces that Thor 3 will be called Ragnarok. The internet treats this as a shocking revelation. I roll my eyes and mumble "duh" to myself and move on XD
Then they say Ragnarok will be a buddy comedy. I throw up a little in my mouth and no longer want to live on this planet. If they're going to make something called Ragnarok, could they at least treat it with even a fraction of the respect they've shown these characters thusfar? Jfc. I mean, I'll see it anyway, because I'm a whore for Tom Hiddleston lol. But come on, people!
I hated that they made Hel the long-lost older sister and Fenrir her fucking pet/attack dog. Those are my favorites of Loki's children! Hel is such an incredible badass that the early Christians named their dimension of eternal torture after her! They were terrified of her, to the point of naming the place that terrified them most after her. That's awesome! And Fenrir's just the best. I love wolves. Those two details, and Odin's retcon of "we're not Gods! ...lol, except your sister. she's totally a Goddess. and def gonna kill literally everything, so... good luck! byyyeeeee" pissed me off royally.
The rest was great. I genuinely liked this movie. Still do. And they finally used The Immigrant Song! That was pretty cool. If they'd thrown in Bring the Hammer Down and Thunderstruck, I might've called this movie perfect. XD
I wasn't totally in love with their portrayal of Loki in Ragnarok. Yes, the falling for 30 minutes line was funny, as was "I have to get off this planet" and "YES! That's how it feels!" And "Get Help" was funny as hell. But also, like... There is no way Loki would have been the dumb one in that first encounter with Hela. Also, he can teleport and project copies of himself and shit, so... He would not have been that desperate to go straight back to Asgard and bring her right along with them. Loki's not stupid. But whatever. Movie's gotta movie.
What I did love was seeing the slow mending of his relationship with Thor continuing, and the badass fighting on the bridge. I also loved that, like Real Loki, Movie Loki helped when help was needed, was quick and clever, and while he was carrying out the main plan, he was also planning ahead and grabbing the Tesseract. Yes, that drew Thanos right to them, but that's a whole other thing. Loki never would have left that thing on Asgard to be destroyed or lost.
And now Infinity War. Hooooly fucking shit. You know what? No. I'm not going into this. He was killed, years of character growth were erased forever, my heart fucking shattered. The end.
Endgame. IW hurt me so bad I didn't see Endgame until this year. I actually watched Civil War first (for context: I had actively avoided all Cap movies until this year because I fucking hate Steve Rogers. I find him insufferable. Did not realize what I was denying myself until I watched CW and finally saw the charms of Bucky. When he appeared in IW, I was so lost. XD I was like "...who dis? Murder Jesus?" also I just... didn't care. I was numb by then from crying through most of the movie over Loki)
So, anyway. Endgame. Loki picks up the Tesseract in alternate 2012, escapes, fans go "yay! he didn't actually die!" I go "yes he fucking did. Five years of his life, gone. Five years of growth and change, erased. Loki is dead. This will not be the same."
I was more right than I could have predicted. Now we come to the point of this rant. Sorry it took so long, but you were warned lol.
The Loki series makes me so angry I actually get sick to my stomach. It was fucking TRASH. When I praised Marvel for following Norse mythology so faithfully earlier? Yeah. I DID NOT MEAN TREAT HIM THE WAY THE OTHER GODS DID. I did not mean paint him as a pitiful clown, a joke, a caricature of who he truly was, with his pain and suffering played for LAUGHS.
This is supposed to be 2012 Loki, newly freed from Thanos' control. The Loki we saw in the beginning of TDW - snarky, exhausted, nihilistic. The Loki who rolled his eyes and said "get on with it" expecting to be killed.
The bumbling clown flipping on a dime from posturing to calling himself weak is not 2012 Loki. That is not ANY Loki. That is Tom Hiddleston in a black wig doing what he's told by a shitty writer who had no fucking idea what he was doing and was salty about his (bad) original script (for something totally fucking unrelated) getting killed.
In Episode 1, Loki is mocked, imprisoned, stripped against his will, tormented, belittled, and given a flippant summary of all the trauma Actual MCU Loki suffered that this one skipped out on, with no context, no acknowledgement of the trauma he's already lived quite fucking recently, and with the narrative twisted to not only erase all the abuse he's suffered, but to make it all his fault. And this is supposed to make him want to help these people?
And worse, IT FUCKING WORKS. WHAT?! I CAN'T- FUCKING WHAT?! Remember when I said LOKI IS NOT FUCKING STUPID?! So why is he STUPID?
Episode 2, he's a child. Mentally, this Loki is a fucking child. Now we've erased all the growth and development of his entire adult life. He's dopey, impatient, impulsive, desperate for a pat on the back and actually shows it. Yes, abused and neglected children crave the positive attention we never received, and we often grow up to be a bit emotionally stunted. But not all of us, and not Loki. Not as we've seen him EVER in the rest of the MCU. Playful and a bit callous at times? Absolutely! But not a big dumb fucking puppy.
Episode 3, a ray of hope, despite Sylvie! (I hate Sylvie) Loki casually admits he's pan/bi; labels never come up, but he admits to being with both men and women! He sings! Not really relevant to whether I approve of his portrayal or not lol but Tom has a beautiful voice, Norwegian ("Asgardian" lol) is a gorgeous, entrancing language, and I could watch that one bit on loop for eternity and never get bored. And then, finally, we see a glimpse - a glimpse - of Loki's power! He stops a falling building and pushes it right back up! Are we finally getting to see what he can really do? Will the next episode bring us Loki in all his glory?
Nope. 4 and 5 we see him mocked and pushed around and utterly irrelevant. Again. We see tiny reflections of what he could maybe theoretically do in other random Loki variants, but the "main" (lawl. main. it was the Sylvie and Mobius show. Loki was never the main anything.) Loki? Nothing. He wears his heart on his sleeve for no reason, bonds with the man who imprisoned, taunted, and gaslit him, is killed, and continues to be a moron and a joke. Always the clown. Always the dumb one. The one with the bad ideas. The inferior Loki.
Don't even get me started on that finale. I can't. This already took so much out of me. Fuck Marvel. Fuck this fucking show. I just... I'm done.
#loki#loki spoilers#loki series#loki negativity#loki hate#thor 2011#the dark world#ragnarok#the avengers#infinity war#endgame#fuck sylvie#fuck marvel#fuck disney#this show sucked#ragepost#rant#long post#ali is angry
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It's Okay Now(Kirishima x gn!Reader)
Disclaimer: all characters rightfully belong to their original creators, only thing that is mine is the plot. Also do not copy my writing. Thank you
Summary: Class 3A's Y/n was having a jolly day hanging out with the BakuSquad, including her amazing bf of over 6 months, Eijirou Kirishima, even with all the stress piling up, like a shaken soda bottle ready to burst, until said explosion finally happened. Triggered by the littlest, probably stupidest event
Warnings: anxiety (?), panic attacks, not eating for days, mentions death, suggestive themes, a bit of swearing
Mentions: mental breakdown, overworking oneself, starvation, hyperventilating, ugly crying, kiri being absolutely biggest sweetheart, daddy!Kiri breifly
A/n: this is my first fic on Tumblr so please be nice, and if you enjoyed it, like and comment
Everything hurt. My head, my eyes, my chest, my mind. I don't even know what happened. One minute I'm perfectly fine, having a good time with my friends, the next I'm in this situation.
Im sitting in the middle of my dorm on the floor, crying and sobbing over the smallest thing. I admit being stressed with everything going on in my life; with upcoming school exams , training every single day to improve my ultimate moves, and the biggest clicher... my dad's passing a couple months prior.
This whole time I've just been bottling it all up, trying my hardest to put up a brave front as to not worry my mom, who already has a lot on her plate, my friends and boyfriend, Kirishima. To be frank, I haven't even told my class or Kiri, keeping a bright smile as to not hint them in on my life crashing down around me. Some days are easy to keep up my smile, to let my mind focus on something else, and then there are harder days when everything reminds me of my dad.
I was real close to him, we did a lot of fun stuff together; going to amusement parks, going out to see movies we both were really excited to watch, going out to eat at our favorite restaurants.
It still doesnt feel real after all this time. It felt just like yesterday he was perfectly fine, we were celebrating my grandma's birthday, and literally the next day, I find him stiff and eerily still in his bed. And then everything crashing down on me as the paramedics regretfully tell me that my dad was no longer of this world, when I sob into the phone to my mom that my dad was gone, when I listened to my grandma's wails as my mom told her of her son's passing.
It all felt so surreal, like if I go over to see my grandma at her house, I'll see my dad sitting there in the living room, greeting me with his smile and warm hugs and kisses.
I sob harder as I remember all the times we watched Disney movies and me crying at some scenes as my dad happily comforts me. Buying me a toy from one of the movies I adored at the time. Him gifting me a puppy when he moved into a new neighborhood and I didnt have anyone to play with.
My head's pounding, a deep pressure in my brain, as I clutch tightly to the same doll he bought me all those years ago. My screams silent as I try to keep my classmates from finding me in such a pathetic state and worrying about me, my brain not processing that everyone was still at school. I fought to take control of my emotions again, wanting to be strong for my mom, grandma, and my friends. Unknowning of the pace of my breathing as I desperately tried to grasp my emotions.
My stress and anxiety climbing higher with each panicked breath. All those late nights I stayed up studying as much as I can for the midterm exams, catching up to me. I even forsaken eating as to study so I can at least get a passing grade. And the times I didnt spend studying was spent training to try and get my mind to focus on anything rather than fully face the reality that I no longer live in a world with my dad in it.
When was the last time I had a fulfilling meal? Three days?? And the time before that?? I dont even remember, the pounding in my head preventing me from thinking too much. All I can think about is what caused this stupid meltdown in the first place, my frustrations climbing higher with my stress and anxiety.
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Today was one of those days where it was hard to keep up my smile for people. In an attempt to cheer myself up, I made myself the same lunch my dad and I used to make together for later, excited to eat as this was my first actual meal in days.
As I stroll down the hallways to meet up with Kiri and the rest of the BakuSquad, someone in a rush, bumps into me full force, causing me to fall and drop my lunch on the floor. I only had a moment to grieve as I see my precious lunch splattered all over the floor before the person that bumped into me uttered a measly, rushed "sorry" before hurrying on their way, stepping my lunch in the process.
I stayed there in my position on the floor, looking at my lunch with grief. I know it was stupid to start crying over something that can be replaced with something else that Lunch Rush made, but there the crocodile tears were. My heart and mind had wanted that lunch.
Without thinking I got up and ran out of school and towards the dormitories, deaf to the calls of my fellow 3A classmates and the incoming call on my phone.
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I was brought back to the present by the sound of pounding coming from my dorm door. I was still fighting for control, not able to send a reply without my sobs mixing in with my voice.
"Y/n? Are you okay?" A familiar voice sounded through the door. Of course it would be Kiri to be checking up on me. "I tried calling you to see where you were, but you didn't answer. Tsuyu told me she saw you running off upset when I went to go looking for you."
For some reason I sobbed harder, barely able to keep quiet.
"Princess/Prince, please tell me what's wrong, I'm getting really worried."
He stayed quiet for a moment, anxiously waiting for my response. And of course my body betrays me when an ugly sob wracks through my very being, unable to quiet it down.
"Princess/Prince, are you crying?!" Kiri's voice carried his panic and worry. "I'm coming in!" He warned before slamming the door open.
I barely raised my head to meet his worried crimson eyes as his giant frame took up most of the doorway, frozen. His expression falls at the sight of the giant crocodile tears running down my face, distress written all over my expression.
Without saying anything, he rushed over to my side, his big, warm hand landing on my back, immediately rubbing gentle circles as to comfort me.
"Baby, what's wrong? Tell me," he asked, voice trying to soothe me. I shook my head, unable to say or utter a word and I dropped my head again, breathing erratic. "You're hyperventilating, baby. You need to try and calm down a bit."
More sobs was the only thing I responded with. Hearing some shuffling, a moment passed before a soft calming melody sounded through the storm in my mind, along with the sound of gentle falling rain. It was the same several hour music track that I would usually listen to when something was bothering me.
I've always loved the sound of falling rain and ocean waves.
Kiri dropped his phone to the floor, letting the music wrap us in its soothing melody. He brought his hand to my cheek to gently bring my face up and face him. His expression sad as he gets a better look at my distraught, of the crocodile tears streaming down my face, of the deep sadness in my eyes.
Letting his other hand to join my face, he gently wiped away my tears as I tried to control my breathing. "Baby, you have to calm down. It's okay now, I'm here," he said in a gentle voice, bringing me up onto his lap, and wrapping his strong arms around me.
I clutch onto his uniform jacket, burying my face into his chest as I sobbed away, ruining his uniform with my tears and snot.
He gently rocked the both of us, bringing one of his hands up to my head as he softly brushed his fingers through my hair. "Shhh, baby. It's okay. It's okay," he whispered in my ear.
I don't know how long we sat there, listening to falling rain, Kiri rocking us, whispering calming words into my ear before my breathing was back to normal and my sobs turning into sniffles. Even long after I've calmed down, Kiri still held onto me tightly, grounding me from the storm whirling in my mind.
Only when I lifted up my head from his chest to look up at him did he give me a soft smile, reaching up to brush away strands of hair from my face and eyes. Then, Kiri reached over to his phone, pausing the music before turning back to me.
"Feeling better?"
I slowly nodded my head, my voice hoarse as I finally managed to give a reply, "Yeah, a little bit."
"What happened back there?" Kiri asked, his brow furrowed in worry.
Tears were already welling up in my (e/c) eyes, my bottom trembling as I fought to hold back the tears. Kiri reached up one hand to hold my chin, his thumb softly brushing my bottom lip.
"Please baby, I hate seeing you so distraught," he told me, eyes full of concern as he continued to stroke my bottom lip, as if trying to coax the words to come out, to explain what was paining me so much so he can fix it.
"I-" I stuttered, sniffling back the tears. "I miss him."
"Miss who, baby?" Kiri asked, confused.
"M-my dad," I said, voice now shaky as the tears started falling again. "I m-miss him so much."
Kiri seemed to come to the conclusion that I might have only been extremely homesick. "Why dont you go visit him today then? It's Friday, so you can just stay with him for the weekend."
I violently shook my head. "I-I can't."
"Why not, baby?" He started stroking my back again to try and comfort me.
"H-he died! Two months ago!" I sobbed, pressing my face to his chest again.
"Oh fuck. Shit, I am soo sorry baby. Why didn't you tell me?" Kiri asked, hugging me tightly to him. "I would've been there for you."
"I-I didn't w-want to w-worry y-you," I cried.
Kirishima started rocking us both again, his grip on me tighter as if trying to hold me together. "Of course I'm going to be worried baby. I have been worried about you. I noticed you've been distancing yourself for a while now, but I didn't want to make you talk when you weren't ready. God, I'm so unmanly, not realizing that you were in so much pain all this time." He placed his hand on top of my head. "I am sooo sorry, baby."
I sniffled, shaking my head. "D-Don't be. I w-was the one who d-decided not to t-tell any of you g-guys. I-it's not your f-fault."
"But why didn't you tell us baby? You know we all would've been here for you."
I shrugged. "I-I just wanted to be s-strong for y-you guys. I d-didn't want to w-worry any of you."
"Oh, babe." He pulled back enough to look at me. "You are strong. But it's okay to lean on us, on mee. Just because you're crying, doesn't make you weak. You're mourning, and its okay to cry when you're mourning. It just shows how close you are with your dad and how much you're missing him."
"But... But it feels like my fault though," I cried.
"What do you mean?" His brows furrowed again in confusion.
"I... I was there that night. The night he passed." I wiped at the tears even though it was fruitless with how the tears continued to fall. "We were all happily celebrating my grandma's birthday. We were all laughing. And I went to sleep a bit late that night. I noticed how his was position in his bed when I got up to use the bathroom, but I didnt think any of it. My dad sits in that position sometimes, and I know that he goes to sleep way later than me. And when I woke up at 11 the next morning because of my grandma calling for me, I got up to see what she needed. You remember, that my grandma cant really move around that well anymore?" I asked him.
Kiri nodded his head, remembering that I helped my grandma when the two of us had dinner with my dad and grandma. "So when I got up and headed towards her room, I saw my dad in the same position. But figured he must've just fallen asleep... Then I went to use the bathroom after helping my grandma, and when I looked closer, I noticed how swollen his feet were. I... I knew my dad was always sick and his legs getting swollen all the time, but... I-I just didnt think I'd find him like that." I cried, covering my mouth as another sob wracked threw me. "Vomit... All over the blankets and his bierd... A blood clot hanging from his nose-"
"Shhh, its okay, baby" Kiri hushed me, rubbing my back, "If it's too much for you, you don't have to explain anymore."
After waiting for my breathing to stabilize again, I continued, "I... I just feel like if I had checked up on him before I went to bed... Maybe... Maybe the paramedics would've been able to save him..."
Kiri grabbed onto my shoulders to pull me away so as to look me dead in the eyes with a stern look. "Y/n, listen to me. It is not your fault," he said firmly. "Okay? It is not your fault. Sometimes these things happen."
"But-" I started, but he cut me off.
"No but's. Okay? I know I havent known him as long as you, but I could tell from the first time I met him that he was soo proud of you. And probably still is." His words made me cry harder, my bottom lip trembling again as I tried to pull myself together in front of this amazing man in front of me. "There's no need to beat yourself up over this," Kiri said, pressing a kiss to my forehead as I started bawling my eyes out again. Kiri started rocking us again, holding me tight as I let out all my sadness and anguish.
"Shhhh... It's okay... Everything's will be okay..." He mumbled in my ear. "Let it all out."
We stayed like that for the next hour as I let out all my suffering, the scent of his cologne, the comforting words, and the sound of the music track all lulling me to sleep, my mind and body too heavy to fight it off.
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I woke up to a dark room, the sun long gone over the horizon. I blearily blinked my eyes open, feeling my tears dried over the skin of my cheeks. All of a sudden, a warm hand slides under my shirt, rubbing a thumb on my stomach. A face was then buried into the back of my neck, a soft pair of lips kissing at the skin.
"Morning beautiful/handsome," came Kiri's sleep filled voice
"Mmnn what time is it?" I mumbled.
Kiri pulled away for a moment, turning to reach behind him for presumably his phone on my nightstand. Squinting at the glare of the phone, Kiri gave me an answer, "7 o'clock at night, so its just about dinner time." Dropping his phone back onto the nightstand, he resumed his position of spooning me, completely dwarfing my body with his giant frame. "You haven't ate lunch right?"
I shook my head. "Or breakfast. Or dinner last night. Or any meals for the past few days."
"What?" Kiri shot up, glaring down at me. "And the time before that?"
I shrugged, my brain too drained to think of a solid answer. "Couple days."
"Y/n!"
"I know, I know. I shouldn't be skipping my meals everyday. I should eat at least once a day."
"Is that why you look thinner? Cause you've been skipping your meals??!"
I shrug at him. "I was busy studying for the midterms. Besides I never went 3 days without eating something."
"That's not the point!" Kiri rubbed his hand down his face before looking at me with worry. "You shouldn't be skipping any meals or overworking yourself like this." He reached over to brush a lock of hair away. "Babe, my heart hurts at the thought of you not taking care of yourself."
I place my hand on top of his, leaning into his touch. "I know... I'm sorry. I didnt mean to worry you like this. I just... couldn't come to terms with reality so I busied myself to make me forget the pain. On the bright side I came up with this new, awesome ultimate move I've been dying to show you," I said with some excitement, trying to cheer him up.
He scowled sternly at me for a moment before sighing, shaking his head, any trace of worry and frustration gone from his face as a small smile took over his lips. "Alright fine." But then the stern look came back as he firmly told me, "But I'm not letting you skip any meals anymore, even if I have to force you to eat. And you're not doing no studying or training this weekend."
"Wait, but-" I tried to counter, stopped when the stern look in his eyes intensified.
"No if's, and's or but's. Unless its yours up in the air as I fuck you so hard you wont be able to do anything this weekend but relax."
I blushed and swallowed loudly. "Good, now wait here while I go get you a plate. Bakugou's supposed to be cooking tonight." He leaned down to plant a kiss on my lips. Then another. Then another and another before pulling away only slightly to look into my eyes with that familiar dark look in his eyes, a smirk forming on his handsome face. "Maybe I should grab you two plates. You're going to need it for fuel for tonight."
My faced burned as I realized what he meant. He chuckled darkly before standing up and walking towards the door. "I'll be back in a few. And you better be stripped down to nothing by the time I get back." Turning back towards me with a seductive look. "Don't you worry about a thing, baby girl/boy. Daddy's going to take real good care of you this weekend." Then he opened the door and stepped out, closing the door behind him.
I gulped loudly, already feeling that familiar heat down below.
It was going to a long weekend.
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šThread Wishlist! šĀ
Felix
1. He needs to practice his spellcasting powers, tbh. Basically, heās going to learn how to do it, though the teacher may vary. Also, he could learn othersā moves, which could be interesting. 2. His new super strength manifesting sounds funny as fuck. Boy can break rocks, tear down cliffs, and move trees all on accident if he eats well- jdfkdslfj. canāt believe with this and the first plot combined Villager is basically a pokemon now. 3. At some point this boy is gonna flirt blatantly again, itās been a while- itās all been super subtle. But, him using the disney princess charm would be funny even platonically. He just owns those femme vibes when heās in the mood. 4. as a muse, he also needs to catch up in confidence, typically. itās wibbly wobbly, but heās even shyer than I am and holds back a shit ton.Ā also, thereās always stuff heās not telling people, monologue wise. Mayhaps somebody will confront him sometime. 5. Always trans/LGBT+ stuff. confiding in each other for sure. maybe someday heāll be Out, weāll just have to see, but heād have to be semi-stealth to match IRL. 6. Being chronically ill, he could always use a little care. any kind of help is good help for him, even if heās not the type to ask. 7. him nerding out. video games come to mind, but heāll infodump about food, biology, other stuff. 8. seems like the older he gets, the more he has a propensity to love gossip, lmao. This hasnāt happened since he was 9, but of course heās much........Much more sophisticated now than back then. 9. When it comes down to it though, his true self has a hero complex- so him helping others would be very casually common, just havenāt come up with much lately. 10. Threads with the younger verse always sound fun as hell; whether itās in the Actual Past, like pre-established, or his younger self running around among his present version due to the power of smash. While thereās some similarities, heās like an entirely different little person... 11. 1000 self indulgent points go to putting him in a Hot Spring, anytime. thatās probably one of his happiest moments.
Pit
1. My museās wings are actually in recovery; so writing him flying someday would be a treat.Ā 2. similar story for his ability to read- he originally curses his lacking of it as a death regret, so he did resolve to learn post game. Of course, heās never going to stop making the joke though, especially since he has ADHD and tends to skim through and make mistakes. 3. This iteration is Actual Cupid baked in so.....could do stuff with that. Sounds like yet another funny meta thing if it has to do with shipping. Otherwise....that greek god vibe. 4. His close friendship with Felix, Samus, and Shulk is defo worth exploring.Ā 5. I would definitely not mind, in some way, giving him hisĀ āmachine gun robot girlfriendā, because that line is funny as fuck and i will applaud the good taste there. 6. I write his goofy side so often, but he is actually pretty serious in game. A capable captain indeed...
Robin (male)
1. totally cannot wait to make Chrobin canon on the blog, once we get the voice lines and we know how they work canonically. We only have a single special attack line to go off of, and those are usually the cheesy lines anyways, unlike tap and confession lines. So, definitely up for that shit and adjacent threads starting next week. 2. He needs more friends, lol. Poor dude self isolates/self ostracizes himself-- 3. I also havenāt gotten much into the bookworm aspect. 4. Robin would well adjust to modern commodities and concepts- but the reaction would still be funny. I just love Robinās reactions in general, my muse is just so easily surprised- 5. it seems that Robin is taking a real interest in cooking lately; itās an immensely helpful life skill, and especially post-war he has the time and energy to actually practice it immaculately. Whether for friends, or because of his crush on Felix, who has a special interest in food.
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So I watched Chaos Walking(2021)
Yeah, lucky for me, my local theater was open and showing(side note,Ā I love my local theater so much. Like, not to brag but seven dollars for a movie and a snack is so great)
Anyhow, I watched Chaos walking. This is sort of my review.Ā
First off, I read The Knife of Never Letting Go and one third of The Ask and Answer, almost two years ago. When they finally dropped the release date and the trailer, i made the choice not to go reread the first book because i wanted to give the movie a chance and make an exercise of managing my expectations(in preparation for Disneyās Percy Jackson adaptation). Which means not only do I not have a complete understanding of the source material, but I also have a shit memory, so I donāt have a great shot at analyzing this films in adaptation terms, but iām gonna try anyhow.
So first off, The Noise.
I found it a bit sketchy that they decided to make the make Noise have visual elements alongside audio but IĀ decided it was fine, since it be pretty hard to bring this to life with only just audio and not make general audiences confused.
But they did try and do a solid job. Minus not letting us hear the Noise of animals, which sucks. we do see the Noise of a Spackle, but briefly.
The part that really pisses me off is the final confrontation, when the Noise is treated like a Super Power. we see this when Todd scares Davyās horse by conjuring up an image of big snake, when Mayor Prentiss tricks Viola into a false trap, whenĀ Ben tricks everyone by pretending to give Viola up when in fact heās buying Todd and the real Viola time to get away, and in the final, Todd distracts Prentiss by conjuring up the image of his mother(complete with bloody wounds) and the various women that died when he was a baby, which caused Prentiss to fall to his death.
I donāt know how the Noise is depicted in the later books, if it was anywhere remotely like this, but i know for sure it doesnāt happen in the first book, which the film is based on.
(Also, how the fuck does Todd know what his mum looks like, or any of the other women and how is he able to bring up their images so perfectly how is ANYONE ABLE REMEMBER SOMEONE WITH THAT MUCH DETAIL That goes beyond photographic memory)
Second bit, the Spackle.
Ā The design is boring. Its clearly an alien, buts its dark grey, tall, holds its own when Todd attacks it in the film, has zero impact on the film as a whole and pretty boring. I do recall reading the book and imagining them to have faces similar to real world lemurs or Sloths, with big expressive eyes and such, but the CGI monster doesnāt emote for shit in this film. Todd comes at with a knife with every intention of killing it and it shrugs him off and walks away like it wasnāt fucking attacked my gods.
But in short, they only brought up the Spackle because theyāre a thing in the world and it teased the bigger concepts of the next books with like, one measly exchange between Todd and Viola. (it went something like this)
Viola:Weāre the aliens, though. Theyāre the natives.
Todd: huh.
Third bit, New World itself. Not a big deal, It looked like how i originally imagined it, no mention of swamp apples, though we see Todd Hewitt use a knife to stab a big ass bug thing for food. i hear some critics consider it lame that the planet isnāt actually alien but eh, whatever, Didnāt really feel an alien vibe reading the book so it doesnāt matter.Ā
Now thereās one bit i have to acknowledge in passing. At one point Todd decides to go get lunch by going into the water with his knife and wrestles with some big ass thing with tentacles. Which is fine, just have a couple of questions.
A: is this in reference to the books? Where there big ass tentacleĀ creatures in the novel that are hunted for lunch?
B:if not, was this the film makers deciding to remind the viewers that yes, they are not on planet earth and to make Todd look cooler and justify why heās useful for the quest and show how much Viola doesnāt know?
I kinda have to acknowledge the thing.Ā Ā In that scene, Todd and Viola take a break, and Todd removes his clothes (all of them) and decides to go hunting in the water naked as the day he was born. You may have noticed that the Tom Holland stans are all over this scene because One) the camera focuses on Tom Hollands muscles when he takes his top off and Two) one can see his bare ass in the distance.Ā
Not a big fan off this, just find it interesting because its the most recent example of a Male being objectified by the camera when this never happens once to any of the female characters in the film, including Viola. Also, a touch of weird character detailing because haha, get it? Boyās never seen a girl before in his life and doesnāt know what modesty means.
Also, very weird because Todd Hewitt in the book was so fucking self conscious that he would never have done that.Ā
NowĀ I gotta talk about the characters.
( i understand why they aged them up, i truly do, better to get established actors instead of child actors that could more easily break to movie than sell it. its easier to make movies with legal adults instead of working with child labor laws. but damn it you lose so much of the fucking nuance of the novel when you age them up. Thereās so much shit that makes an impact because of how young they are. Around the ages of eleven and twelve is when ones understanding of good and evil has its foundation, to me it was like the story was grappling with Todd Hewittās very soul and you lose so much of that when you change it to them being older because instead of being just kids in fucked up situations its younger adults in messed up situations. Like ugh. and aging them up leads to even more problems but weāll fucking get to that)
Tom Hollandās Todd Hewitt is not the Todd Hewitt of the novel. He just aināt. There is nothing there that reminds of the boy. The acting is solid, donāt get me wrong, but it just aināt the Todd Hewitt i remember. Neither is Daisy Ridleyās Viola Eade.
(excuse me while i get Percy Jackson flashbacks)
Now, I have to acknowledge the fact that neither actor(actually none of the actors in this film) slouch on the job. They bring solid and at times very good acting.(If Tom Holland is in the film, its not going to be complete waste of time. He brings quality.)
Honestly, respect to Mr Holland because he was basically the main character, not only acting but also doing voiceĀ and various stunts(also huge credit to the stunt coordinators and stuntmen) and I heard that filming wasnāt that great and bloody broke his nose how many times like damn boy, hats off to you.
But hereās the thing. I donāt want to say that Holland was playing himself or just a version of peter Parker, because i really donāt think he wasnāt but it just. Didnāt feel like a legit character? Especially when compared to the novel. Like Todd Hewitt in the novel is such a raw force of emotion and such a smartass and i was so looking forward for Holland to own this role but in the movie he just? Awkward dude going through some stuff?
but yeah, Holland works his ass off and there are some scenes and moments in the movie that work just because this fellow is just that charming, so (shrug emoji) like i said, He doesnāt waste your time at least.
Ridley....sigh. i know this woman can act. But next to the character whoās thoughts are heard constantly sheās very boring. And it hurts so much because Viola has an actual personality in the novel like; Iām ninety percent sure that Viola hits Todd with a big stick and I do remember that there were multiple moments where she lets Todd know when heās being a dumbass.(seriously, i may have a shit memory of the book, but i do remember that they play off each other well and hugely entertaining seeing two twelve-year-olds handle the shit getting thrown at them)
Like, Viola in the film doesnāt really have much going on. We see the crash, we hear about the graves she dug herself, we see her be sad, we see her look at Todd like weirdo, we see her look horrified or shocked. (its so sad that I only remember the facial expressions more clearly than the actual dialogue) We really have no idea what the hell is going on with Viola Eade. I donāt think we can blame Ridley, only the film makers, because how can you see Viola Eade in the novel and then turn her into that????
i do have to talk about the relationship between Tom Hollandās Todd Hewitt and Daisy Ridleyās Viola Eade, even though its painful. In the novel, them is just two kids on a really tough adventure.Ā Because they aged them up, its not two kids old enough to run for the playground when recess starts. Its Teenagers.Ā
First question, HOW OLD ARE THEY??? Is Todd sixteen? Eighteen? Seventeen? He sure as hell aināt Thirteen in this. What about Viola? I mean, big shout out to the hair and makeup team for making 28-year-old Daisy Ridley look so much younger but how. OLD. IS.SHE? Nineteen? Twenty? Twenty-one? Pretty sure sheās older than him in this? I ask because it MATTERS.
The way they play off each other has a vastly differentĀ energy to the novel because they are aged up. Its pretty obvious pretty fast that Toddās feelings are basically a big crush, though not all of it is superficial as the film progresses. And Viola is clearly not receptive to that in the film. (honestly i cringed so hard at theĀ ādaydream kissā and whatever the hell thatĀ was in the Farbranch mayorās house)
The relationship in the film just doesnāt have the nuance or the energy that the novel had in depicting their relationship which is depressing for all the Todd x Viola fans iām sure. Thereās some adorable bits though, like Viola seeing Toddās dream of her playing with Manchee, and not so adorable canon bits like when Viola read the diary to Todd.
Iām just grateful that the film at least ended with them being friends instead of trying to force the romantic relationship. That right there is why I like the movie. Itās a crush, its used for a couple laughs, theyāre friends, its fine. Even if you didnāt read the novel thatās really great for a movie in this day and age to not end with forcing two opposite sex characters into a relationship. To be honest, I like the idea that the film leaves us thinking that yeah, maybe these two could be real friends one day.
I just want to touch on Manchee real quick.
Mancheeās Noise is not seen or heard in the film. It is briefly acknowledged by Todd ins their first scene but other than that? Nada. Which is a low blow in comparison to the novel because Manchee was a character in his own right, which is why the death hit so hard.Ā
Todd?ā he barks, confused and scared and watching me leave him behind. āTodd?ā āManchee!ā I scream. Aaron brings his free hand towards my dog. āMANCHEE!ā āTodd?ā And Aaron wrenches his arms and thereās a CRACK and a scream and a cut-off yelp that tears my heart in two forever and forever. And the pain is too much itās too much itās too much and my hands are on my head and Iām rearing back and my mouth is open in a never-ending wordless wail of all the blackness thatās inside of me.ā
in the film, it takes place in white rapids, So its chaotic, its awful, the veiwerās all stressed out because Viola canāt swim, everyone's getting separated and Aaronās there and he is seen drowning Manchee.Ā
Dude, its brief, but not pretty. Because you can see Mancheeās legs trashing above the water, struggling to get free. Aaron is drowning a dog, letting its lungs fill with water. For the folks that donāt like watching dogs die in graphic detail on screen, this isnāt great.Ā
Personally, I love this scene in the novel. Its the first time i had to put the book down and take a moment. It hit really close to home for me, because i watched my own dog die in real life. It was emotional and horrifying and had such a fucking impact because we could hear his thoughts. Todd had to make the choice to leave him behind to keep Viola safe. To be honest, i think the death is better in the novel, since Manchee basically dies instantly instead of drowning, which takes time(Iāve always assumed that his neck was snapped but Iāve heard others say it was the psine but whatever) it would have been easy and necessary for them to not show that on screen. I personally just think that in terms of depicting a violent death, the novel did a lot better.
Anyway, on to the other characters
(I had to choose the one with the big orange fluffy coat, and i couldnāt find a good pic og Ben and Cillian on google images.)
As for Mayor Prentiss, heās played by Mads Mikkelsen, and he delivers. But for the most part, we donāt really know why heās the bad guy, he just wants to get Viola becauseĀ āsheās the keyā which isnāt really explained, and at the end he tries his hardest to kill Todd.Ā
Because i only read the first book, I donāt know what exactly his character arc is. And since its been a really long while, I donāt remember what heās like in the novel regardless, other than the cliffhanger ending.
I did take a quick crashcourseĀ through the wiki and it turns out that Todd and Prentiss have a relationship in the later books, which the film sort of touches on, because Todd looks up to Prentiss in the film from the get go.Ā
To be honest, I knew that the trilogy was a lot more complex, and even though I didnāt read the whole thing I knew it would be really disappointing for the fans to see the mayor be hollowed out to almost unrecognizable and not getting to see the whole picture on screen.
As for Davy Prentiss Jr., he was an asshole and stayed an asshole. I know he improves and gets killed off in the novels, so yeah, exhibit B of character foundations not being laid down because there isnāt gonna be a movie after this. Also, why is he played by Nick Jonas? Did they actually have more in mind for him when they decided to go with a Jonas brother or was it just star power?Ā
As for Aaron...donāt have much to say about him, other than just being pretty weird fit to the film. I think heās after Viola because heās just that full of delusions but other than that, his character is just flat and useless. (I wish to the gods that writers would actually think instead of going withĀ āreligious delusionā to explain insanity) He only brought tension in a few scenes for the most part. Iām pretty sure that in the novel Todd and Aaron have a confrontation, like the final fight of the novel, and Iām 90% sure that its where the Novel gets the Knife of never Letting Go as its title, because the knife is big deal at that point. But I guess they wanted Viola to have a quick boss battle for the ending and set him on fire.Ā
Ben and Cillian were fine. They did a good job, the actors were pretty great, I liked Cillian, and i like how they acknowledged that these dudes were family(i know that theyāre gay and a couple but the film doesnāt say it outloud beyond letting them sleep in the same bed, be Toddās parents, and having Ben hold Cillian in his arms) I get a kick out of the fact that the official reviews by Movie Critics are openly curious about why the film doesnāt make it more obvious that theyāre gay, but whatever.
As for the overall plot, this is a fine example of mashing three books into one film and not having good results. Instead of going to Haven, the movie decided to shortcut the ending and go to the original ship that somehow has working tech but whatever, Viola needs to communicate to her ship. So not only do we not get the great relationship between Todd and Viola, not only do we not get the Spackle, Not only do we not get to see the noise of Manchee, not only do we have poor character adaptation, we also donāt get to have a plot that matches THE ONE BOOK THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO ADAPT. THEY HAD ONE FUCKING JOB AND THEY COULDN'T ADAPT THE ONE BOOK-
Its only so sad that they decided that this was going to be a one-shot deal because they didnāt have faith in the film and chose to have all the threads tied up. I mean, its so sad for the fans because the movie makes it very clear that we are not going to have anymore movies. sigh.Ā
slight respect towards the film makers for tying up all the story threads instead of leaving them hanging. they did a neat job, even if it wasnāt a great one.
Anyway, maybe later on when google images has more than the promotional material Iāll do a review of only the good stuff this movie did, even if its a sad pathetic failure of an adaptation. Anyway this review is a bit of a mess and already so long so iāll stop now.Ā
May the gods give us strength against all the Tom Holland stans that will inevitably clog up the Chaos Walking tag with their Todd Hewitt x reader fanfics.
#Threeeyes speaks for once#messy film review#took forever to do this#i truly do feel for the Chaos walking fandom#As a Percy Jackson fan#I can only say#First Time?#Chaos Walking#Knife of Never Letting Go#Tom Holland 2021#Daisy Ridley 2021#Viola Eade#Todd Hewitt#Chaos Walking 2021
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Of Moons, Millionares and Mothers Part 2: The Ballad of Duke Balloney orĀ āIām Flintheart Glomgold and I Always Will Be!ā (CommissionĀ for WeirdKev27)
Hello all you happy people. Iām Jake, I review stuff and today continues my look at Ducktales season 2 story arcs, of Moons, Millionares and Mothers. And while this arc as a whole is paid for by WeirdKev27, due to the Arcās length, 17 parts including 15 episodes and 6 comics (2 of which will be in the same review), this oneās special as heās using his patreon review every month to do so. If you too want me to review something of your choice simply hit up my ask box or join my patreon at patreon.com/popculture buffet. You get access to my discord, to pick a short when I do a group of them for characters birthdays, help me hit neat stretch goals like my next which is reviewing a darkwing duck episode a month, and best of all EXCLUSIVE REVIEWS. And I just added one this saturday of a carl barks story centerting around wigs, legal battles and attempted murder, both by our villian.. and by our heroes...
I will never get tired of that panel nor the boys inexplicably finding a blowgun. Point is itās there if you want it at THIS LINK, but enough plugging so I can help pay the streaming bills and keep doing this... letās get to the meat of things shall we?
This episode begins the second arc of this retrospective, The Glomgold Arc. And this arc was inevitibly going to come to this blog for two reasons. The first is that I have made no secret, in fact iāve shouted it as loud as I can the neighbors are concerned, that I fucking love the 2017 Version of Flintheart Glomgold.Ā
Glomgold is Keith Fergusonās best role, tied with Lord Hater obviously, but it is indeed a tie. No one but Keith couldāve pulled off glomgoldās combination of ego, ham, and batshit insanity. He just makes the utterly stupid and wonderfully ludicrious things that come out of the mans mouth sound so damn natural with such an unearned confidence. Itās very clear that Frank had Keith in mind when putting this version of everyoneās faviorite South African Billionare pretending to be a Scottish Billionare and wisely built the characcter around him and his immense talent. I was not familiar with Keith at all, wasnāt even aware he voiced hater before this show but damn if that hasnāt fully changed.Ā
Glomgold was also just in general a brilliant update of the character: While I know a lot of duck fans werenāt happy with this version at least at first. As the action figure sitting on my shelf that once road in a car with my david hasslehoff baywatch funko pop I have entirley due to my love of baywatching,Ā this insane music video hoff did in the early 2000ā²s, and just in general how gloriously rediculous the manās life is when you stop and think about it for a second from a pay per-view concert that ended up falling on the same night as The OJ Chase,Ā to his kung fury cameo , to his weird insetence they never had sex on baywatch desspite mounds of video evdience and the fact the show was buit around the bulk of itās castās sex appeal, to the fact the model of his pecs used for the spongebob movie was sold in an auction and on and on... I was going somewhere with this...
Oh right as the action figure, and previous praise, shows I am not one of these fans: The original isnāt bad, in fact one of my faviorite life and times chapters that iāll be covering this week and talking about later in the review has him as the main antagonist and a pitvitol figure in Scroogeās life in the worst way possible. Rosa GETS whatās needed for Flinty to feel specail: to have him be an evil mirror to scrooge, what he couldāve been had he kept down the path he started down in Africa. A ruthless, amoral asshole who will do ANYTHING to get rich.Ā
Itās just often that isnāt emphasised enough and heās instead just another one of the millions of generic assholes trying to get scrooges money sometimes with hired goons...
Not only that but Frank really COULDNāT have him at full effectivness. See an arch enemy in the Silver Age, which STARTED the same year Glomgold Debuted no less, wasnāt a big deal. They were still considered your deadliest foe but theyād often, much like Flinty be shuffled into the rogues gallery, show up for an issue to meance the hero, then either escape, get thrown in jail only to escape from that easily later, or be presumed dead. The last one I bring up because it happened to Magneto a LOTTTT pre-claremont. For Fuckās Sake Charles have those teenagers train to look for a body once in a while!
Original Flinty was built for that, and brilliantly so as Barks had a talent for it , as seen by the fact The Beagle BOys, Flintheart and Magica have stuck around ever since and even in comics overseas where Flintehart is replaced.. itās by Rockerduck who Barks ALSO created. The 87 Show followed the same formula, which was just as standard for 80ā²s cartoons. Itās why Megatron took until his toy was canceled the movie to shoot starscream in the face.Ā
The problem is villians evolved and the expecation became more that a true arch enemy had to be a true threat. While Frank and Matt COULDāVE made Flintheart a real and honest threat, he also wouldāve had to make him a Big Bad. The probelm was those seats were clearly taken: while iām pretty sure some ideas came as they went, the main story beats were clearly planned out well in advance: Webby being a clone was always the plan, as was FOWL, Darkwing being a fan of a fictional Darkwing who became the real thing, and Della being on the moon. So he presumibly carefully choose each seasonās big bad... and thus Seasonās 1-3 would be full up wise. Season 1 had Magica, who he made into a TRUE threat, yet left the door open for her to return as she did, Season 2 had Lunaris who even if they hadnāt fully thought him up, they probably had thought up the moonvasion, and Season 3 was what theyād built the series towards with FOWL.Ā
Details probably changed, itās very clear to me they were likely going to have all three buzzards be important and ended up deicding to pivot to it just being Bradford over time. But given how well they though tout the general framework, I highly doubt Flinty was ever considered as a seirous big bad.. and I know iām saying this in an arc that tried to set him up as one, but iām getting there simmer.Ā
So they could wait for a season 4 that might not happen.. or make him a recurring villian. So Frank and Matt decided to do that and leaned into comedy. Centering him around keith who Frank worked with previously on Wonder and thus knew he could play a hammy manchild like no one else, they simply leaned into the goofier aspects of his personality. His being similar to scrooge became him being an intentional and blatant knockoff. As Scrooge himself perfectly summed up in episode 1 āThe poor manās version of me.. which to be fair still makes him insanely richā.Ā
Itās another reason to really love this version as while yes, they did make him a bafoon.. heās a wonderfully, redicuously layered bafoon: He still contrasts scrooge perfectly, manically hammy to Scrooge being calm, especially around flinty, blantatly crooked to Scroogeās died in wool honesty, and wasting money on revenge instead of spending it on his actual company. Thereās more obviously but some iām saving for the review.Ā
Not only that but his insane schemery has a rhyme and reason to it: He attacks Scrooge every week like the saturday morning cartoon villian he is, but his schemes are always unwieldly and massively stupid, and he always goes with the first draft. Itās something the team enforced: the first version is what they role with because thatās how his sad brain works. He also is obssed with sharks and explosives, the former being given a suprisingly heartfelt and unsuprisingly insanne origin story towards the series end, and works them into every plot no matter how much itm akes no sense. Heās pure ego, pure stupid and pure fun.Ā
So yeah circling back to him being the big bad, I felt he was made one for this season for two reasons: the first is while a lot of fans (raises hand) enjoyed this version, some didnāt like how inept he was, so this would give them a breif bit of Flintheart being a genuine threat again. The other was frankly... they didnāt want to play their hand. Lunaris WAS the big bad... but fans would get supscious if there was seemingly no true threat on the horizon. Magica popped up in episode 4. We didnāt know her full plan yet true, but all we needed was lena SAYING HER NAME and fans of any other version of teh Disney Ducks would instantly goĀ āOh shit there she isā. So fans would now have the expectation of a main antagonist.. but would be instantly supscious of Lunaris and Penumbra if there wasnāt one for the first third of a season it took to them, and itād leave a gap in the story to not have someone driving the plot on earth.Ā
So Flinty got an upgrade.. a slight one and weāll talk about the eb and flow. And thus he got a proper origin. Now granted they couldāve planned this too, but this oneās harder to tell as the curse you me gag couldāve been a clever setup or couldāve just been a one off gag they somehow turned into an entire episode. So Flinty got an arc.. and a comedic foil, the other reason this was inevieble, and Kevās faviorite character, Zan Owlson. So how did it work out for them? Well weāll begin that journey under the cut.Ā
We begin our story a few months ago.... on every level really: the months ago shadow war aired when this episode originally good, the months ago I reviwed Shadow War (which via counting I found out was my 200th episode not counting Patreon. Nice), and most importantly for this story, the four months ago before the present day of Season 2.Ā
Glomgold saying curse you me as he fell into the bay during the Shadow War.... only for once in his life he dosenāt somehow get out of it unscathed and instead passes out, almost drowning. Heās found by Fisher and Mann, two fisherpersons... Mann is specific about that due to being a woman despite the obvious irony. Itās a good gag. Flinty acts like he normally would.. hostile, demanding that they know who he is.. and while they donāt.. neither does he.Ā
Cue credits and cue present day. Via a newscast with Roxanne we learn what I mentioned earlier: Itās been four month and Glomgoldās been missing. The general mood.. has been about what youād expect.Ā
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Yeah Roxanne turned on him real fast. I genuinely wouldnāt be surprised if it was because he later openly bragged about stealing scroogeās money during the shark thing on live tv at some point, making Roxanne look terrible for enabling him and for blatantly supporting him earlier. I mean.. how else do you get a corrupt journalist to do anything decent.Ā
But with Glomgold gone SOMEONEāS gotta replace him.. and that someone is Zan Motherfucking Owlson. Top of her class at Mouseton Univesity, Owlson is the show once again updating things: previously they added Mark Beaks to the Rogueās Gallery as he contrasts the 50ā²s (scrooge ) and 80ā²s (glomgold) idea of billionares from previous versions of the property being a modern tech weasel. Though instead of just one thing Owlson represents a few: The most obvious is sheās a woman of color: Having a black woman in such a high position of power is something disney wouldāve outright vetoed in the 50ā²s and 80ā²s. Here itās well accepted as it always should have been. It also feels like a delebrate move on Frankās part: There weren'tā any major african or african american coded characters in season 1, despite the show being very open and accepting, so that needed to change. The other is frankly outside of Brigtaa MacBridge, whose also weirdly absent from this series for some reason and has taken Fethry and Rockerduckās place as the most major overseas duck character to never get adapted, there are hardly ever any females on Scrooge and his richer foes level. Heās had the occasional female rival or suitor, but only Brigittta had staying power and while I love the idea of her, another person as rich as scrooge whose willing to spend more and has a crush on him, she badly needed an update as sheās essentially Adventure Era Amy Rose in a grown ass womanās body.Ā
Owlson also provides a diffrent dynamic in that she portrays the ideal of what weād want from a ceo: Sheās honest, works hard, earned her way as square as scrooge did, gladly donates to charity and is extremely charismatic and intelligent. Granted most CEOās are nothing like this but still, sheās what we WANT them to be. Using the money not for themselves or taking big paychecks but to help people. She also provides something Glomgold needed: a straight man. While he has one in Scrooge at times, Owlson unlike both of them is a fully functional resonable human being. Scrooge, while a good person deep down, can be reckless, impulsive and greedy, and Glomgold had a tarzan like experince with sharks, goes on to name his dummy son sharkbomb, and tried to murder Scrooge on live television twice that we know of. Sheās the calm, snarky, put upon sane person trying to reign in the crazy shark explosion man.Ā
Owlson dosenāt get a ton to do here, but that will change and she does get a decent amout in the final scene. But what she does here establishes who she is and how shāes FIXED Glomgold industries; Sheās shut down the vast number of money sinking scheme related departments, set ups everal charities, and is even setting up a new one with Scrooge, Dimes for Ducklings. In short she knew exactly what was needed to fix the company and itās image and did so in FOUR MONTHS. Probably even less given they had to be sure Glomgold wasnāt coming back right away. I guarantee heās faked his death like 10 times just to try and kill scrooge. They have to make sure itās real first.Ā As one last note before we move on, Owlson is played by Natasha Rothwell, a producer and writer who iāve only seen outside of this in Love, Simon and Sonic the Hedgehog.. that is a weird combo of things that mean a LOT to me I havenāt been able to bring up here again.Ā
We find the tv this was all playing on on the docks with a non-anthro segull pecking it while a bunch of fisherpersons go about their day. We also get this guy.Ā
Add him to the list of spinoffs I want THE LIST OF SPINOFFS JAKE WANTS: 1. Darkwing Duck 2. Donald, Daisy and the Kids 3. The Sabrewings 4. Tailspin Reboot 5. The Flintheart Glomgold Show 6. A Sequel Movie 7. This Guy Punching A Fucking FishĀ
So you might be wondering when any of our main cast are going to show up.. and why the fish puncher isnāt in said main cast. Well thatās about now as Webby and Louie are fishing. Well okay more acuratley webby is fishing because she genuinely enjoys it and Louie is tagging along so he can nap on a boat while Webby paddles him around. That plan is threatnned by her spear fishing and he suggests using rods instead, but they need bait for that.Ā
Naturally, given we need to get this plot going our heroes run into Duke Baloney, aka an amnesiac Glomgold. Understandably, both of htem think this is some sort of scheme at first because waiting for someone related to Scrooge to stroll by his fish stand for some sort of shark themed trap, especially since heās right near the water so he dosenāt have to worry about keeping them hydrated like that time he dropped one from a plane onto scroogeās board meeting with two chainsaws strapped to it. But .. itās not. While we the audience saw him amnesiac, and at first I thought that spoiled the episode... it really dosenāt. He still ACTS like himself on instinct, so your not sure if he faked it as part of some elaborate scheme or is really gone till this scene shows that, no he really isnāt there. And the how is simply in knowing the guy: Glomgold is not good at subtley. He has disguises and such, but their never remotely convincing. He could NEVER pull offĀ actually being a humble fish monger nor have gone four fucking months without yelling at scrooge or remotely contacting him. Thereās also the fact Fisher and Mann 100% belivie in duke and back up his very real story of being dredged out of the bay. Thereās also his south african accent, which actors including David Tennant himself have admitted is one of the hardest to pull off but Keith does swimingly, which is a hint.. but only on rewatch or for those who know his comics origins.Ā
Louie isnāt convinced which is fair: even if Glomgold isnāt good at this sort of thing, heās still tried it a lot. Webby however correctly figures he has amensia. So the two simply try talking to him. Fisher and Mann do get a bit dickish laughing off the idea heās possibly Glomgold.. despite the fact you know you dredged him out of the fucking water 4 months ago.. and if you actually looked at the news, would see Glomgold disappeared around the exact same time you found Duke. It just annoys me because otherwise these two are great characters: Friendly loveable fisherpersons who love their job, have no comeptiviness and genuinely want to help their friend duke. The encounter does have them seeing a fancy money clip Duke has but with no other options they leave for now.Ā
But while Duke has forgotten who he was... bits of glomgold still stir within him. And that starts when Duke spots the McDuck Industries fishing boat, the best fishing boat on the sea, something his friends are okay with.. but Duke naturally isnāt. So while Duke was a calm sane fisherman before the true glomgold in him is on full display as he comes up with insane schemes involving fish and explosives, before presenting a rather insane scheme to his friends involving getting engineering degrees and other stuff.. itās as poorly drawn and wonderful as you expect from him. But whatās telling is that he reigns it in when his friends show obvious concern with his actions... something Glomgold would NEVER do. For one he dosenāt have friends. For another, he doesnāt care about anyone elseās feelings or thoughts.Ā
By now Webby is also championing that Duke is a diffrente person.. which is true. Duke is Glomgold stripped of his hate and resitment towards scrooge. Heās who the man COULDāVE been had he not sworn eternal vengeance on Scrooge. Louie is doubtful that heās amnesiac still.. but neither can quite figure out the full story so itās time for research.. and for Webby to accidentally knock Louie into some lobster traps.. which given heās spent the entire episode assuming an amnesiac man isnāt that despite all the evidence to the contrary, he earned that. That said these two were the perfect choice for it: All of the boys have a bit of skeptic in them, and we already had a plot with Huey being skeptical.. and even he wouldāve given up by now as would dewey since he only has a pinch at best. Webby.. has none. She can question motives and stuff sure, but at her heart sheās a kind forgiving soul who belives the best in everyone. And.. itsāĀ paid off fo rher. Look at the whole Lena situation, she believed in her, even while Lena was actively manipulating her,.. and it truly changed her, convinced Lena to do the right thing despite the cost, to choose love over the abusive monster who made her. Itās the only missed opportunity in the episode for me. Character wise it has exactly the 8 it needs to tell the story and focuses heavly on the five it truly is about. But not having Webby bring up Lena when we donāt hear her mentoined AT ALL during her absence (though to the shows credit they did a good job showing Webby still had never remotely given up), and it made the wait more agonizing and wouldāve made her motivations hit even harder: that she belives in duke because she believed in lena and it was real. And while this thank christ isnāt remotely romantic, the point does stand: She wants to see the best.Ā
Louie is a conman by nature so he only sees the worst, the weakest in people, the things he can use to take htem down or take hteir money. He canāt fathom someone doing good because he canāt fathom HIMSELF being good. And that.. says a lot.. but heās accepted himself as a shady conperson who cares only for himself.. even if thatās not the truth. His inclusion here enhances his own arc much like Hueyās role in quack pack enhanced his. It shows that deep down Louie dosenāt think much of anyone.. and probably not himself. That he has to be shady and greedy to survive when thatās not tru. Sharper than the sharpies yes but also square.
One last bit before we moved onĀ I just found out though: The Crew originally had this as a straight up origin story: no kids, none of the rest of the duck family, except presumably Scroogeās parts here, just Glomgoldās struggle with amensia and his past leading to who hei s now. Honestly I think that version couldāve worked, but likely given disney seems TERRIFIED of making a show starring an adult without a chlid and had to be talked into the child light Golden Lagoon, that was a non starter but I think it still works fine. I also foudn this out via a twitter thread of Frankās rewriting history that goes in deep on teh production of each episode. Had I known this existed before writing this one, I wouldāve used it for the other two arcs and most dangerous game night, but I intend to read through it so I have everything on the table from here on out.Ā
For only the second time in her long career of researching stuff though, Webby has hit a dead end. Mostly because she couldnāt find anything on Duke.. and NOTHING on Glomgoldās past pre-Duckburg. The most she has is his visa...
I want to frame this on my wall.. and someone is actually seling id cards out there, so I want this one at some point. Itās not Disney because they donāt care about fan merch like this, but then that just means they donāt get the money because they didnāt think of it or put the work in then huh.Ā
But yeah with nothing else our heroes go to the only person they know who knows him well...Ā Scrooge.Ā
Meanwhile Duke has .. this... I just.....I canāt put words to this truly bizzare surreal dream sequence.. it involves Glomgold going insane, the kids dancing on a bagpipe, and owlson is there.. despite the fact that Glomgold should have zero idea whot hat is. I think the kids mentioned here but even then, he somehow knows exactly what she looks like.
Otherwise good stuff and itās raining hard as Duke goes in. Fisher and Mann have formally added him to their sign, and warmly welcomed him in and Duke saysĀ āthis is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me I thinkā which is probably true. and makes whatās coming all the more heartbreaking.Ā
But before whatās coming Duke has another thing coming.. Scrooge who the kids brought to talk to him. The two talk casually, the kids watch not knowing.. and then Scrooge comes back to them. Turns out Webby was, unsurprisingly right on the money, Flinty does have amnesia, and unlike what Louie thought.. he isnāt inherently evil. Duke is just duke.. and Scrooge has no intention of fixing the amnesia. And while that SOUNDS bad.. his intentions are noble: Glomgold.. was a throughly miserable person. He was never happy and never would be till Scrooge was dead by his hand and that was never going to happen.Ā It isnāt even taking an enemy off the board: Flinty is only a threat on occasion. Scrooge clearly ENJOYS their conflict: it may annoy him from time to time, but he clearly enjoys upstaging the guy. And as he points out, itās not a brain injury or anything: Glomgold is practically immortal as Louie put earlier, and Scrooge outright mentions Glomgoldās taken a LOT of explosions to the face. So heās in no real danger physically or emotionally.. heās happy. He has friends, a calling he truly enjoys. Thereās another reason too but weāll see that in the final scene.Ā
So Duke is finally happy... but it doesnāt last... the kids go out but a storms a coming, and Duke selfleslly heads out to save them.. only to get hit on the head and fall in the ocean again.Ā
Itās here we get the 2017 version of Glomgoldās origin story. We did kinda get one with life and times, as we saw his first meeting with scrooge and why he hated him, long story short with the long story coming later this week Glomgold left Scrooge for dead and Scroogeās response was to come back, kick the fuckers ass, tar and feather him and utterly humilaite him, leading to Flinty swearing vengance.Ā
But while I love that version..t his one is just as awesome if not better. And itās without having Scrooge ride a lion. Here we instead meet Flinty as a child Scroogeās age... and as a shoeshine boy. Yup just like Scrooge Duke, Glomgoldās birth name, was an industrious young boy with big dreams. He also had unwieldy schemes from minute one, but Scrooge saw in this lad the same fire he had and tried replicating his own origin.Ā
The problem was... the different context ruined it. Scrooge was paid by an equally poor ditchdigger the us equilvent of his pay: still useless in scotland, but a good lesson in hard work and not being swindled. Scrooge tried that... as the richest duck in the world and without giving flinty the same amount of money.Ā
So Duke/Flinty took umbrage at this yelled at scrooge.. and pick pocketed his money clip. In the only bit taken from the rosa version of their first meeting, Scrooge never realized heād met flinty already. There and then duke came up with his first true, and first insane scheme: Save the money and use it to mold himself into a richer, more scottish version of scrooge dedicating his life to one upping him and killing him. AĀ āsingle white femaleā type thing as Frank put it.Ā
Itās.. utterly brilliant... taking Glomgold being a knockoff as mention and just running with that... making Glomgold a LITERAL knockoff. This was indeed the plan all along: A way to have him be both south african and scottish and it was brilliant. It also gives him more depth and more tragedy: He COULDāVE been the next scrooge.. but instead of being his own man or learning any of the hard lessons scrooge did he doubled down on never learning anything and getting vengeance on an old manās well meant but accidently classist gesture.Ā
So Glomgold reawakens and while it first looks like heās going to save the kids... he instead throws Webby into the raging sea, and steals their fish. Webby is heartbroken and Louie asks himĀ āwhat about duke.ā His response is heartbreaking as it is character defnting
āIām Flintheart Glomgold and I always will be!ā the lightning shot, the cackle..i tās just such a damn good moment that underscores the tragedy of the episode as Glomgoldās new friends are horrified by what he is now and what he was always meant to be and Glomgold leaves to go stalk scrooge once again. He indeed is Flintheart Glomgold and always will be.. because he threw the decent person he couldāve been away. Heās miserable.. because he canāt let go of his rage or ego and just move on from something that happened to him when he was ten! He has to be in his 60ā²s now! Glomgold may think Scrooge is his worst enemy.. but itās really Flintheart Glomgold.... and it always will be.Ā
So naturally his first actoin is to storm into his company and scream at scrooge. How he found him there... honestly not a huge suprise itās his company and he likely knows how to find scrooge anywhere because heās a creep like that. Scrooge and Owlsonās reactions are both worth a look at:
Given Glomgold bursts into an already annoying meeting of Scrooge trying to get the dimes part knocked down to nickles (and likely lower before that given he mentioned Pennies earlier), to accuse Scrooge of trying to trick him by appearing as a boat in his dreams her bafflement is both understandable and hilarious. Like she probably HEARD what Glomgold was like but gennuinely didnāt belivie it and her face is just now frozen in a look ofĀ āoh my god they were not exagearating what fresh hell is thisā.Ā
She tries to be professional and introduce herself but he just brushes her off and yells at Scrooge blaming him for being forgotten (āYou literally forgot yourself), with Owlson also considering calling security. She only dosenāt because Scrooge points out heāll tire himself out eventually and as usual for their jousts, is not remotely threatened or worried. Heās just..sad. And getting back to his reaction.. thatās whatās telling about his plan. He probably KNEW this would happen. He in his heart knew Duke Balloney would be gone soon, and heād have to deal with Glomgold again. It helps soften the implicatoins: it wouldnāt last and fraknly if it did Scrooge would probably have people check on him regualry to make sure he was okay. Heās not a monster.. he just wanted Flinty to be happy for five minutes and to not ruin that out of some misplaced sense of right and wrong.. when the right thing was to simply let the man be happy till it inevitably blew up.Ā
Glomgold however, furious at being forgotten and cast aside has decided to take a huge poorly thought through gamble and challenges scrooge to a classic Scrooge comics trope between the two, but with higher stakes: A contest to see who will be the richest duck in the world by the end of the year.. and given Christmas happens right after this iām just assuming he means a year from now. Winner gets both companies and fortunes. Scrooge scoffs at this.. till Flinty pulls out the clip, taunting him with how he did it andĀ āIf I can beat you once scrooge iāll beat you againā. And this, Flinty revealing he stole from him and he NEVER KNEW it or realize it, enrages scrooge enough to agree and to take him seriously... meanwhile Owlson.. just tries to get actual work shit done and just forges their signatures. Look she is a woman of color in the business world with genuinely good motives... sheās probably used to using white nonsense to get things past two idiots having a peeing race.Ā
Final Thoughts:
This episode is truly excellent and like Most Dangerous Game Night! iād forgottne just HOW good it was. The pacing, the comedy, and the character work is all on full blast and iāve gushed plenty enough about how great an origin story is. itās a character piece that explains why this doofus is the way he is and that is what holds him back.Ā
Next time on MMM: Louieās back as he pulls a ghostbusters to make quick money and Storkules starts rooming with Donald with predictable results.Ā
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Untamed Fic Rec List
Look, most of these are reasonably popular fics already, so if youāve been in this fandom for a couple months youāve likely read them. Which is not how I normally do rec lists, but Iām new enough to Untamed that Iām still reading through all the fics by authors I know from other fandoms plus ones that have been personally recced to me, so I havenāt made it into the deep dive of underappreciated fics that I normally like to rec.
It doesnāt help that one of these recs is 445K, so for like two weeks straight it was basically all I was reading.
BUT if, like me, you are rather new to this fandom and its fics, here are some good ones:
The Same Moon Shines Series by sami
This is the 445K behemoth, made up of 23 works, and is technically made up of three interrelated series. The first fic, which establishes the whole universe/multiverse, is 139K on its own. Basically, decades into the canon future, WWX invents time travel.
He goes back to being born, but is reborn with all his memories intact. And he fixes, like, fucking everything and itās so, so fucking satisfying. Everythingās not perfect though - for example, he like lowkey (highkey?) traumatizes LXC by showing him his previous life via empathy and that has some consequences eventually. Featuring ace poly JC/LXC/WQ triad.
Then in a cracky subseries, appropriately called āridiculous future bullshitā, we assume that the main six from this universe (WWX, LWJ, JC, WQ, LXC, JYL, & Lan Sizhui) all achieve immortality and find out what theyāre up to in the modern day, where theyāre revered in the Five Nations (this does a great job of staying in the canon world instead of ours) but of course white Western assholes do things like try and make a disney movie called Hanguang-Jun and the Yiling Patriarch where they marry LWJ off to a girl.
And then in a third subseries, which so far has only one WIP fic, we go back to the canon universe, find out that JC and LWJ were stuck there watching WWX disappear in his time machine array (so WWX actually split off into another universe, he didnāt rewind his own), and so they get into the array having no idea what it will do but wanting to chase down the asshole they love. And so a third universe is born, where they are both born with their memories but WWX is not. I absolutely love seeing how different their priorities are from WWXās in terms of what they want to change in their new life.
(Also: This is technically a MDZS fic that usually goes with novel canon over show canon if thereās a discrepancy, so if like me you havenāt read the whole novel you might need to look up some plot points now and then.)
The Vermillion Ribbon by @unforth
AU where Wei WuXian was taken in by Wen Qing and Wen Ningās parents instead of the Jiangs. LWJ (who is the POV character) is a super DUPER dick to him at first, like even moreso than in canon, but the speed with which he regrets his choices is breathtaking and extremely satisfying.
LWJ is a VERY unreliable narrator. He has absolutely no idea what is going on with himself or anyone else at any point in time. Eventually he at least becomes self-aware of this fact, and can at least go wait am I missing something? I think Iām missing several somethings but fuck if I know what. Wei WuXian not understanding this about him leads to some miscommunication, because WWX doesnāt get that LWJ needs absolutely everything spelled out to him in single-syllable words with crayon drawings and yāknow, WWX isnāt going to be straightforward anytime he can pretend heās TOTALLY FINE :D :D :D instead.
LWJās friendship with NHS is magical, and NHS in general gets 810% more opportunity to scheme and plot pre-time-of-NMJās-canonical-death than in canon and is honestly living his best life. Itās also valuable for LWJ to have a scheming friend because, aside from realizing he misjudged WWX, this is how he starts to figure out that heās a dumbass who has no idea what is going on ever. But he can count on NHS to always be ten steps ahead, so itās okay.
(ETA: Iām sorry, I made unforth feel like maybe LWJ was too dense, and no, heās very much not stupid in general. Like, honestly the fact that he becomes so self-aware of the things heās bad at, and does things like trust NHS to always understand the stuff heās missing, makes him come off as very intelligent. Itās just in the specific realm of understanding anything that people say or do that isnāt 100% honest and straightforward that he is just entirely hopeless in a rather relatable way, and like I said, WWXās go-to is hiding any and all pain so that is a bad combo.)
The Fire Lapping Up the Creek by notevenyou
This diverges from canon when WWX is on his way to Jin Lingās one month celebration, but doesnāt bring Wen Ning along. So when Jin Zixun attacks it goes very poorly for him, poorly enough that Jin Zixuan thinks heās dead and itās reported back at Carp Tower as such. Sending LWJ into a dissociative state. He manages to break through to reality just long enough to find out that Jin Zixuan took WWXās body back to the burial mounds and left it with Wen Qing, and to get on his sword and go directly there. Thankfully, it turns out that WWX is not dead, but only just barely so.
So LWJ stays there, because now that he spent some amount of time (he isnāt really sure if it was like five minutes or two hours, because dissociation) thinking WWX was dead he now knows that he should never, ever be anywhere but with WWX.
Honestly, it almost feels like a spoiler to say WWX doesnāt die, but thereās no major character death warning while there IS one for graphic violence so itās not a chose not to warn either, so thatās technically not a spoiler. But things are touch-and-go for him for a very, very long time. And the romance is a slow burn with pining galore. And you get to see LWJ teaching A-Yuan to play the guqin, so like imagine being WWX and you wake up from almost dying to see that going on in your cave.
Velle: to will, to wish by @aerlalaith
This one is actually canon-compliant, and as itās both quite a bit shorter and more straightforward, plot-wise, than the others, my writeup will be short but that doesnāt mean I loved it any less. Basically, itās the process of LWJ deciding to adopt A-Yuan in the aftermath of WWXās death. It starts just after heās been beaten for turning against the other cultivators, and at first itās mostly his grief and both physical and emotional pain. A-Yuan starts slipping in to visit him. and LWJ isnāt sure if heās really okay with that at first.
Of course he becomes very okay with it, but the Lan elders and Lan Qiren and all arenāt just going to be like āok sure you can barely walk you should def adopt a four-year-old of unclear origins who may or may not have something to do with your demonic dead boyfriend and the evil people he helped, thatās cool,ā so itās not that simple.
Thereās a followup fic where, years later, LWJ chooses the courtesy name Sizhui and Xichen gives him shit for it.
save a sword, ride a socialist by sysrae / @fozmeadows
Continuing on my grand tour of Untamed fics by my fave writers from other fandoms, I get to enjoy having overlapped with foz on a third straight fandom which is just fabulous. I totally thought I wasnāt gonna read AUs and then this asshole comes along and writes AUs, which is not playing fair.
I especially love this because itās modern day but much like ridiculous future bullshit itās modern day in (more or less) a canonish world, not our world. So like, they fly on swords, but not long distances because itās easier to take a train or drive rather than use up all that spiritual energy.
Lan Qiren and Jin Guangshan miss the old ways, though, and they think the best ancient tradition to bring back is arranged marriage! Because that will go over well with todayās youth. They try to make LWJ marry Mianmian but heās like āum Iām gayā and LQ throws a hissy fit about that so Jin Zixuan (who is LWJās bestie and is fucking hilarious) hatches a plot for LWJ to cause LQ to stroke out by bringing WWX to Lan Xichenās birthday party as his fake date.
But when LWJ and WWX meet up to talk this over, LWJ is instantly fucked because WWX has a small child with him and it turns out that this small child is the orphan he adopted. He doesnāt notice heās fucked until a few days later, though, when WWX comes over for ākissing practiceā and they fuck and he calls Jin Zixuan all āI think I caught a feel, what do?ā and JZX is like idk, youāre a moron, donāt ask me to clean up your moron messes. And the next day LWJ buys a car seat.
Lan Wangji heard about Jack 110% Zimmermann and said āchallenge accepted,ā is what Iām saying here. And now Iāve written as much about this 33k fic as I did about the 445k, so Iāll shut up before I just recount the entire plot.
#the untamed#fic recs#wangxian#if I haven't recced your fic I probably haven't read it yet#literally this is most of the fics I've managed to read so far#when I say the same moon shines took up all of my reading time for 2-3 weeks I am being entirely serious#and then vermillion ribbon is 220+k so it took a week or two too#so like i've got ao3 emails waiting in my inbox for fics by tippy and moosefeels and through_shadows_falling and a few others#I promise I will get to them!
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Survey #455
ābut you didnāt have to cut me offĀ /Ā make it like it never happened and that we were nothingā
Are you and the last person you kissed in a relationship or just friends? We're besties! :') Has anyone ever pointed out that your laugh was unusual? No. Would you get a lip piercing? I already have a vertical labret. I've considered getting spiked snakebites (they might be called devil bites?) too, though. With a vertical labret, it looks sick as FUCK. It might be a bit much too close together for me, though, idk. Nose piercing? I want my right nostril re-pierced. What are you currently waiting for? Girt to message me back. I've decided what I want out of our relationship and just want to see him. Do you have feelings for anyone? Hit me pretty hard through a lot of examination of my feelings that yeah, I do. Have you ever run over an animal? Oh my god no, I would be DESTROYED. Have you chewed gum after someone else already has? bro what the fuck When people sneeze do you say ābless youā? I do only out of expectation. I don't want someone to think I'm an ass or something for not saying it. When was the last time you were on a bouncy castle? A few years ago for my niece's birthday. She was scared of how loud it was and was very reluctant to get near it, so my fat ass got in there with everyone else to show her it was fine lol. I can't remember if she eventually got in. She loves them now, though. :') Have you ever went on a bouncy castle whilst drunk? No, but thanks for the idea, ha ha. Have you ever entered an art competition? Yes. What is one thing you will never do? Try hardcore drugs. What is one food that you detest? Asparagus. Did you have a rebellious phase growing up? Not really. What religion were you brought up with? Roman Catholic. Are you still that religion? GOD NO. Do you often find yourself questioning your future? That's my full-time job. How many friends do you have on Facebook? 124. What sort of music did you listen to when you were in high school? The same I listen to now. 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This may sound very ungrateful, but I have heard A LOT of celebrities say it: it would get old, being stopped constantly in public for signatures, pictures, etc. Like yes, I still WOULD be grateful, but I'd miss just being off the radar and able to go outside carrying out chores and stuff like a normal person. Have you ever met your favourite band/singer? No. :( Are you embarrassed by any of the songs/singers/bands you like? Nah, not nowadays. Have you ever written a story? Yes, a kinda short one when I was little. Think of the last poem you wrote: What inspired you to write it? The breakup with Jason and the fact we're just strangers again. It was really short, but I like it a lot, honestly. Do you have a chance with the person you like right now? I think so. Whatās the weirdest thing you were scared of as a child? A skeleton in my closet, lol. Literally. Are there any embarrassing stories your family tells about you? alkdsjflakjwle yes In your opinion, what is the funniest TV show? That '70s Show. 3rd Rock From the Sun is high up there, too. What is the maximum number of children youād ever have? HYPOTHETICALLY, two, but I'm pretty damn serious about having none. I just always feel kinda bad for children without a sibling, but three would make me pull my hair out. Have you ever been concerned you had a serious illness? Yes. I overreact to even minor symptoms to ANYTHING. Are you comfortable with who you are? No. Pretty much everything about myself embarrasses me, even if it shouldn't. Would you date someone even if you knew youād get made fun of for it? Yes? Others' opinions don't affect how I feel about someone. Does popularity matter to you at all? No, outside of trying to be a successful photographer. Would you ever consider homeschooling your children? If they really wanted that and it would benefit them, yes. Who told you about the band/singer you are currently listening to? I discovered them myself. Do you ever read fanfiction? Nah. 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I just want to be in a long-term, serious, healthy relationship to reach that point and be as safe as possible about it. Are you more liberal or conservative? Liberal, but I do have some conservative beliefs, too. Who is your favorite Harry Potter character? I don't have one, given I never got into that franchise. Whatās the worst that could come out of letting gays marry? Not a goddamn thing. Whatās the most sexual thing youāve done? Done "the thing." Name something that you are against. I'll go with an unconventional one that's a problem as of the late: making owning reptiles illegal. Why are you against it? Because reptiles are perfectly capable of being brilliant pets and, most importantly, can tame people's fears of them. I think that it's very important to see the worth and beauty in all animals, and reptiles are one of the most unappreciated families out there. :/ Have you ever played the Tomb Raider games? I played some of either the first or second one. I could never beat it. 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Am I the only one who's pissed off at the constant "those BringElsaHome people" think this, say that, etc? I appreciate the mentions but most of the times they spread lies about what we believe or do. Why can't they can't leave us alone as we do with them?
Because fandom police canāt really do that? Lol Just kidding, I wonder the same thing.
Jokes aside, I didnāt see the posts but Iāve been told we get weekly special mentions. It would be ok if the posts werenāt used as not-so-veiled attacks to spread disinformation about what we think or do, for the only purpose to put the one who made the post up on a pedestal to talk down to everyone.
One interesting think came out of it tho.
They said that thinking Elsa is classy itās extremely superficial.
Mmm.
Too bad itās what Frozen shows, one girl is older, classy, sexy. So much that the younger one, a cinnamon roll with too much energy is in awe when she sees her for the first time.
Itās not derogatory towards the one whoās not classy, sexy, to say another is. Itās simply how they were created.
āBut they grow upā, one could say.
Sure, but how? Elsa was created as a villain, so she was always sexier than Disney probably intended, she is older and spent her life in a room, studying. Loved to be indoor, loves her job.
In every book youāll read she is REGAL, ELEGANT, MATURE, GRACEFUL, etc....(posting a random description but I have many)
The other one couldnāt wait for the doors to open to run outside and meet people, she never studied to be queen, she was bored to death by homework.
Itās not derogatory to describe these characters as they were presented to us in books and movies over the years!
Anna grow up, sure...into a 40yr old woman. And this happens because of 2 reasons:
1) she has a boyfriend, she canāt be sexy. lol This is how Disney works! Theyāll never show KA in bed, Anna canāt be too sexy. 2) Itās who she is. She is a cinnamon roll with a huge heart. The natural evolution would never be.....Frozen 1 Elsa! This is why she totally skipped her 20 something age and went from young woman to a matron.
So....saying one is CLASSY and mature, sexy, etc...itās not derogatory towards the one who is not.
And this is another thing I donāt understand of those people. We are mostly Anna fans, they think KA is cute, and yet....they want Anna to be the new Elsa.
Why Anna canāt be herself??? Why she has to āstealā everything Elsa had and was?
Why arenāt they fans of Elsa then? LOL
Why were they attracted towards Anna in Frozen 1, if now they want her to be like Elsa?? It doesnāt make any sense to me.
Anna surely can be classy too, when she does her queenly stuff, etc....and.....KIDS WILL BE BORED TO DEATH.
Cause itās not who the original character was, itās not what keeps them entertained.
Sure, she grow up into a mature woman now, and I donāt understand how Anna fans arenāt pissed off. They claim to appreciate the evolution, but then they want her to be like Elsa, more classy, more sexy, more elegant and more regal!
And they get offended if we say thatās more Elsa...not Anna. They call us āsuperficialā....
Surely, Anna can be all those things too...but itās not how she was created, and I donāt think she will ever grow up into that. Because kids loved her for other reasons, and they have to show those reasons. So sheāll always be a bit messy, sheāll always decide without thinking, even when sheās dressed for the part.
And Elsa will always be the one more classy (even after she became Jesus Christ, she still is...just look at the end of the movie!) Their headcanons of Elsa fishing with the mouth donāt count! lol Ew.
Iāll ignore the usual racism accusation because Iām tired to say the same things over and over. When one accuses you, and you explains once, twice, what you meant and why theyāre wrong, and they still ignore it..............fuck it, stay ignorant!
But the new accusation of being rude to characters, filmmakers and cast?
Oh let me talk about it.
CHARACTERS: this is what really bothers them deep inside, that we donāt bow to the glory of the worthless dick. (And we call him that ;) ) So Iāll keep doing it cause they are CARTOONS, DRAWINGS, And Iām allowed to use those drawings to clean my catā litter box if I want to! Iām sure Kristoff will not be offended cause omg, heās not real! The ones who like him? Just block me. This is how it works, donāt try to silence me, but block me.
FILMMAKERS: letās not LIE, ok? Weāve ALWAYS been respectful in our critics and I even (just recently!) told people to be more appreciative in our tweets. Because itās the right thing to do. No one here is so stupid to insult them and then ask them something. lol So itās a blatant lie.
CAST: same thing. No one here has even been rude to the cast. We always BEG them to send Elsa home, we always start our tweets with an appreciation.
But if they talk about our PRIVATE comments, untagged, and in our blogs about some actressā parenting skills, etc....
Theyāre untagged chatter among friends. If they think we should stop...well I want them to stop pretending to be the fandom police cause no one here gives a flying fuck. Theyāre untagged, theyāre harmless. The actress will never read them, and her fans should block us if they donāt want to read us.
This is how internet works: donāt like what someone says, donāt try to police them and just block them. Otherwise your posts have the only intention to celebrate yourself from your high horse and talk down to everyone else.
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