#The Crab Speaks
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GOD I love starkid so much they saw that idea of ‘hey musicals are kind of a strange scenario if you think about it. If people just broke out in song I’d be pretty weirder out’ and they fucking ran with that and now it’s evolved into an entire universe where the whole point is that the characters are fucked up and their world is fucked up and they all need to be traumatized in a different way every time we see them. and that’s exactly why I love starkid and their hatchetfield stories
#sorry guys I just watched working boys#loved it. want more of it#fr if that’s their experimental tv show style for hatchetfield I think it did great and love it#but yeah#starkid: this is mr Normal Guy he’s a normal guy (except for that one time) and the Entities are doing everything#in their power to keep this guy bitchless and traumatized#and also he definitely dies in like most alternate universes#the only alternative universe that couldn’t happen in hatchetfield is one where they go to work and then go home#and nothing interesting happens#this is why I love these guys#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#The Crab Speaks
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fun fact! i made this blog while i was in lecture. my friend sitting next to me just saw me suddenly start looking up images of crabs
People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured
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what do you think about this guy. my hermit with a winter hat i gotta know
they deserve the whole world and i love them forever. im going to crochet them a hat. i have to learn how to crochet a hat now goodbye
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I didn’t go in to the newest Tommyinnit video expecting to be sobbing by the end of it, but the world is full of surprises
#honestly it was seeing the dsmp world again that got me#like. holy shit#remember all that shit isn’t just about the videos and streams#but god. it makes me remember the fucking world at that point#and most importantly who I was at that point#it’s too late to be crying over a Minecraft smp from 4 years ago#thank you dsmp and its creators. god I hope I never get into something like that again just bc I think it would kill be#but seriously might be the most influential piece of media I have ever encountered so far in my life#tommyinnit#dream smp#dsmp#The Crab Speaks
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I remember discussing Tintin casting choices with a friend from Germany and remarked how it was odd he often has an English accent in adaptations rather than a Belgian one, and my friend just replied "that's because Tintin gives incredibly strong English boy energy (derogatory)"
Here in the UK there's a lot of weird classism tied into accents. Today accent diversity and representation in broadcasting is actively pursued but in Tintin's time there certainly was a preferred accent to have.
imagine this exchange happens between pages 28-29 in The Crab with the Golden Claws
#tintin#adventures of tintin#comic#captain haddock#archibald haddock#snowy#milou#fanart#the crab with the golden claws#i remember tintin crafting a trumpet to communicate with an elephant#and he remarks he must get the accent correct#very odd scenario but it shows he would be a stickler for that sort of thing#i also have to say accents do not indicate how smart someone is#a lot of pundits use an english accent to sound more credible#but i have to say there are a lot of fucking idiots here#me included#thank you 2011 film for validating my scottish haddock headcanon#any french speakers who have read to this point i wonder what your hcs are for his french speaking accent
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happy valentine's day! followers, you're CRAB-tivating and CHELA cool.
for all of your needs tomorrow :) yes i did these instead of my homework whoops
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went to the aquarium yesterday and saw some absolutely wonderful crabs. remind me to show you all the crab pictures later because now i must go to sleep. also not a crab but i saw a real live lumpfish!!!! very beautiful. very powerful.
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Ohhhh my god this man is insufferable how does he not get it TubboLive I need to to kill this man
#I might be a bit late#but in watching tubbos stream of talking w dream#I gave this man like sooo much leeway and slight understanding#like maybe this thing he said was an outlier#like I don’t like him. but go into this situation unbiased yknow#but oh my god this guy just can’t get it#I’ve never heard someone be more dodgey than when he was avoiding giving evidence for the merch stuff#what do you meaaaaaaannnnnnnn you don’t feel the need bc tubbo is confirming it#that’s so not related to the point at all#be SO for real#The Crab Speaks#discourse
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We all know Julia goes hard on the Drawtectives assets esp the backgrounds but can we all just take a moment to appreciate this little sad crab clown lad?
#HES SO BEAUTIFUL#I LOVE HIMMMMM#he didnt even get a mention in the ep! a travesty#it speaks to me. as a marylander who is also a sad crab clown fjdbsnsndkfkdk#drawtectives#julia lepetit#julia drawfee#drawfee#not hockey
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again, nothing to do with crabs but i really like starkid and this animation is so so so good you guys please watch it its worth it even if you haven't seen the show
IT"S FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!!!! Check out my animation of the title song from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, a horror musical from @teamstarkid You can watch the FULL stage show on their youtube channel!
https://youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?si=Rhxg6asT0MMoTTXd This clip features Jon Matteson as Richie, Will Branner as Max! The story and script is by Nick and Matt Lang, with music and lyrics by Jeff Blim!
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i'd love to celebrate my birthday with y'all! no pressure to say or do anything, just wanted to share and "invite" you all 🥰
#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf dca#fnaf eclipse#dca fandom#crab art#digital art#bright colours#animated gif#im shy and i don't want to come off as presumptuous or pushy#but i'm also learning to be honest with what i want and speaking up about it#and i want to celebrate my birthday month with the fandom that's been such a blessing to me#i'm so used to celebrating my birthday without friends because i never bring it up because i don't want to be a bother#it's also summer break so people are often on vacation or busy with work#but like#i cannot emphasize more what a blessing the dca fandom has been to my life the past couple of months#it was a welcome break from my studies and during my career change#and it refueled my creativity as an artist and a writer#and it's just so so nice to have friends that i could be honest and weird and silly with#that's why i want to share my day with you all
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come get your very own crab drawing!
hi everyone! if you follow me i'm sure you have seen me reblog lots of posts about what's happening in palestine. i personally don't have a lot of money to donate, so this is what i've decided to do:
if you send me proof that you have donated to any of the organizations listed below the cut, i will draw a silly little crab for you!
here are some examples and how much to donate for each kind of crab.
for only $1 USD a friend like this could be yours!
for $3 USD:
for $5 USD you can have something a little fancier:
if you donate more than $5, you can choose between multiple crabs or one even nicer crab! this can be sorted out on a case-by-case basis.
for donations over $30 USD, i will paint a watercolor crab for you!
some organizations to donate to and further details about getting your very own shitty crab drawing are below the cut! free palestine!
here is a list of organizations and groups you can donate to:
palestine children's relief fund
medical aid for palestinians
palestine red crescent society
mutual aid diabetes- help diabetics in gaza (any of the gofundmes listed on their page)
esims for gaza (this post has some helpful info about donating an esim!)
feminine hygiene kits for gaza
and here are a few more basic details:
the crabs can have no color, or the color can be your choice between pen and colored pencil. you can pick any color, i just used red and blue for these ones because that's what i felt like doing.
please give me at least a day to get you your crab drawing! i am in school and pretty busy, so there might be things that get in the way, but i will get them done as fast as i can :]
i did not post an example of a painting i have done because the ones i have are also on my main account and i'd like to try to keep them separate, but if you want an example just message me and i can show you! and if you do figure out who i am just don't go shouting it from the rooftops, okay?
if you prefer i don't post your crab and/or tag you, just let me know and i won't :]
i've never sold any kind of art before so please be patient, i'm sure there will be some things i have to sort out.
i will update this post if/as necessary :]
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My suitemates are having a party which means I got to walk in on someone twerking in front of my bathroom door. Of course, I responded to this by taping the nice cock shadow meme to the wall in front of the toilet
#I’m scared to go in there again#in case my son is gone#but yeah#don’t like my suitemates very much#not at all#this is the first time they’ve actually tried to clean the bathroom or take out trash and it’s bc they have ppl over#at least I have a good roommate. it could be worse#The Crab Speaks
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How dare you...!? My physical form has no resemb-

Hey, no, don't look at that-!




Unhand me, wench
#big crab#the dreamer speaks#critical role#cr shitpost#cr memes#c3e119#cr spoilers#critical role memes#predathos#cr3e119
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selective mutism has to be up there with the worst named disorders ever. like man i didn't know i selected this. how do i unselect it? where in my settings menu is that?
#selective mutism#literally i would like to Speak and then no#luckily the crab app helps (my tts app) but still
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