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i miss my bf SO bad
#🍯#my shark#was just thinking about when she was here and i was sleepily getting off on her thigh#n then my roommate and her bf got home#and he made sure i kept going. slapped my ass hard enough they probably heard it#n kept muttering about breeding me while i tried to stay quiet#GOD it was so hot. had me nervous but also rlly worked up#fuck i miss them#sex is great but u ever had ur partner hold u with their thigh still pressed against u#telling u how good u were how pretty u were#how u did so perfectly?#yeah#THATS the good shit#the post sex cuddles fucking HIT#esp when shes gently rubbing over where she smacked me and combing her fingers through the hair she was pulling#kissing me softly right after choking me#nothing fucking COMPARES dude#i miss my baby#AND i got 2 for the price of 1. my partner is plural and im dating someone else in their system !!!#2 different styles#my shark? very soft and sweet while getting me off. my kitty? christ above he slaps and chokes and pulls#the praise vs degradation also goes wild#its just so fuckin PERFECT i miss my partners
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i bet the in universe daniel molloy discourse is a thing of beauty
#iwtv#iwtv crack#daniel molloy#i would give anything to be able to experience it#can you imagine the collision of fandom brainrot vs moral purity bs#his silly little non fiction vampire book would create?#there’s nothing that could compare#fandom is crazy#there are absolutely folks who would dig through the historical record and be like ‘hey wait i think this dude is onto something’#and that’s without the future potential of problematic age gap discourse with devil’s minion#like you know people would be upset about that shit#but you know daniel ‘no fucks left to give’ molloy would throw in the wrench of actually armand is centuries older#look me in the eyes and tell me there wouldn’t be freaks who fully believe the vampire thing because of aforementioned snooping#and start up age gap discourse about the ethics of a 500 year old with a 70 year old#i am literally salivating at the unhinged potential of this fictional discourse#your fave is problematic#but it’s when your favorite author kills people for their blood#i think we should call armand a cradle-snatcher more
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why are you starving your farmer's son to death. feed him
#grits teeth. none of you know him like i do#a dude who grew up with food and hard labor is going to be big. come on#im really truly not being specific bc this 'vision' of him just seems to persist endlessly.#its still actually just homophobia and fatphobia imo grow up make him big#he hates clothes and loves sunbathing and food(TREATS!) and does excersize 24/7. did we watch the same show#like that's not. donut. who is that. that's some guy you invited#everyone knows that a group of guys whos story revolves around being 'wrong' and unwanted#would primarily be made of a cishet skinny white male cast#obviously of course#the sunlamp joke made me remember something#i WISH i could go play lamia donut right now i need to do something and instead im throwing up (not related to this)#(but it is very funny to pretend soft uwu gay white blond skinny donut is the source of my woe)#im going to be tormented forever. nobody even cares about my phd#IVE BEEN HERE FOR 8 MISERABLE YEARS!!!!! !#oh god ive actually for real been obsessed with donut for 8 years#listen im talking right now inthe middle of possibley having food poisoned myself but listen listen listen#literally not my first time going on about it#he likes treats. he works out. you cannot deny he is big#i can't control you not putting some melanin on him bc i have nothing for that aside from his tanning#i PERSONALLY do not think he's white on top of that#but he is in no universe skinny#do i think he is as fat as as grif? probably not#he's definitely got enough muscle to carry some crazy shit compared to a city boy though#think actual animals (50lbs+) and bags of concrete (which can be 80+lbs a pop) and all the fucking.#donut cares SO MUCH about doing the things hes told to do. he can get it “Wrong” but how the fuck did he memorize sarge's plans otherwise#small donuts are not donuts those are holes#that is a sex object#kind of literally. lol.#i personally really dont like turning donut into a sex object from the fandom-eye view bc of how hard hes implied to be a SA victim
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Just saw this comment on a story posted a month ago.
*cries in Eddie Munson Solo Series no one wanted to read, interact with or request for*
No shade to the person that commented this on their own fic if you recognize it. It's not their fault. I'm not mad at them. More crying in the tags.
#and no I didn't tag the solo series like I normally would because it's not about THAT. It's not about trying to get people to read it#It was just really ouchie to see the same concept I wrote 2 years ago get triple the notes in ONE MONTH.#and double the notes of my solo series masterlist in general in one month vs 2 years of my stories sitting there rotting#Then I see people saying they need more solo Eddie and I'm just here like my dudes I begged for requests. BEGGED. But bc I wasn't#/have never been a popular writer people don't want it from ME. It's like omg we want THIS but not like that. Not from you.#Can't help but let it get you down when nothing has changed in 2 years. It's not like I worked my way up and have the interaction now#that every other blog I used to commiserate with back in the day is getting currently. Fandom isn't a competition but it's not fair either#and I really struggle with that a lot of the time#Also yes I will concede I should be happy with the notes on the solo series because they are the highest of all the work on my page but#they're still nothing compared to what some people have just hours after posting a new story.#I saw someone complaining the other day that there are less new stories in the fandom than ever 1. That's simply not true. 2. Even if it wa#can you blame writers for giving up when readers are checking the same popular blogs over again or reading the same 5 tropes the same#2 pairings over and over. The same series? Over and over. Ignoring everything else and then complaining that their faves don't post enough?#That the popular writer with the incredible series (that rightfully deserves interaction) hasn't posted a new dad!eddie or rockstar!eddie#drabble in ages meanwhile there are writes out there pouring their souls into dad!eddie and no one reads it. There is so much rockstar Eddi#smut out there that it could sustain a brand new reader for an entire year before they needed a new fic#Idk man. I'm just feeling so defeated. I write for fun now. But there was a point in time where I desperately tried to build a platform by#offering requests and writing a lot of things I would not otherwise write to try and gain traction on my page and every time I see another#food fucking fic get hundreds of notes I get so sad that I wrote that stupid Melon fic because I had people in my life that told me#they would be excited to read it and for what? One of them still talks to me. The others moved on so fast. Most didn't even reblog it.#Some of them have since written their own food fucking fics that got triple the notes of my OG. Again. No shade to them. I don't own the#concept. It's just disheartening and fucking sad above all else. How hard I tried to get people to LIKE me and my stories. 😂#Just sad hours in general tonight my guys. Going to go and pour the bad feelings into Aftermath and then maybe make a bad life choice and#pour all my savings into an ipad#YES I KNOW first world problems. I know. That's why I try not to talk about it bc it seems so petty considering the state of the world#But you can't help what gets you down#EMMs Journal#EMM's Journal
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Should I unblock that loser I saw earlier to see how better I am at hating Curly then them? Kind of tempted ngl
#imagine saying Curly is just as bad as Jimmy#god forbid we have proper Curly slander without comparing him to an actual rapist#as if the literal act of rape and doing nothing over a case of sa is the same shit?#like man y'all suck at this so bad I feel the need to show you the exemple here 🙄💀#not to mention saying him getting burnt is karma#the dude is such a fucking hypocrite too 😭😭😭
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i am so tired of being honked at by fucking undergrads who think i should be able to make my turn when i literally cannot. girl if i go right now i will block a lane of traffic Shut The Fuck Up
#i know you’re mad you have to wait a minute at this turn but it’s rush hour and there’s nothing i can do.#learn some fucking patience or get off the road.#or dudes in their giant fuckoff trucks who get mad because i *cant see over the trucks in front of me to turn* because my car sits low!!#i thought Ohio drivers were bad but nothing compares to undergrads in louisiana#you know how many times some fuckin kid has almost pulled out into me since I moved here??#i don’t know if ive ever used my horn before moving here#jesus christ#here’s my petition to raise the driving age to 21.#this has been. a vent post#sef speaks
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subsystems be funny as hell sometimes because im just hanging here eating my ice cream and there's 12 guys next door who are just Really fucking pissed off about one specific thing
#shoutout to the graveyard subsystem#what the fuck is going on over there#i think apollo posted something like this already but#i cannot express enough the stark difference between the graveyard and the rest of the system#the enclosure is kind of similar but nothing compares to the graveyard u have never seen one group of guys so hyperfocused on being pissed#about one thing in your life dude#actually did#sysblr#sysposting#syspunk#endos dni#system punk#disco [ he / she ]
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#me? about to use tumblr as a diary again? in 2024? unfortunately:/#but here have a waterfall i saw on a hike last week as payment#i am sO tired and exhausted emotionally after dating#there's this guy that i fr thought was going to last and be around for a long time. we spent like every moment together that we could for 2#months straight and if we werent physicaly together we were texting or calling or on ft . just every part of our day had the other in it#not once did i ever feel unwanted undesired or uncared for. not once did i feel that i wasnt sure of his intentions. i felt safer with him#in those 2 months than i ever did with any one else i could think to compare to.#until one day he just didnt think it important to communicate any more. after 3 days of nearly nothing .. hardly any talking . i asked if#he was ok if we were ok. what was going on in his head. he said some ive just been with my buddies and family and havent been on my phone#and just. immediately thats heartbreak yanno. thats :// thats what they say when theres a new girl. but there'd never been a reason to think#there was another girl so i was like ok we're gonna trust bc this dude has been So good in every way. so i said imy but i understand. enjoy#your time with your buddies and with your fam -- i cant wait to hear about it (and hold you)#and i havent heard from him in the 3 weeks since. just randomly#so last night#i send the dreaded 'i miss you' text.#i dont expect to hear back and i accept the hurt that will come with that and the confusion that i've felt settles deeper into my heart#until this afternoon i hop on ig and see a hard launch that was posted an hour after my text was sent#that shit kinda hurt different. but also sent me into a bit of a delirious state where all i could do is laugh bc are you for fucking real#did she see my message? i know it. bc i know him and i know that he wouldnt hide anything from the person he's giving his heart#and his softness to. i can almost imagine how he showed her and promised her theres nothing to worry about#and there really isnt anything to worry about because he genuinely is the type to give his all to the relationship he's in#which feels silly to say after what happened w us. like no there wasnt a title ever#it sucks to call it a situationship because a month ago we were laughing in bed together about how we could never bc we were all in.#just the timing of the hard launch makes me giggle. did my text push them to have a conversation about what they are. was she really the#reason that he went away on me.#im trying not to blame myself . trying not to think about the phone calls i didnt answer. about what i could have done differently. trying#not to think about where we would be if i didnt let my anxieties hold me back. if i wasnt scared about what he'd think of the parts of me#that i keep hidden just a little bit longer than the rest.#and at the same time im trying not to put him on a pedestal. but that pedestal is just where i wholeheartedly believe he belongs#he set the bar for me. he set the standard. i was never too much. i was never too little. he made me feel perfect just as i am
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Look I don't know what the fuck antarctica is.
It's like stuff your ass ain't surviving past though
#I could see myself as a dragon the sixe of creation watching you breathe fire for me though#the little dragon female is like whaever you want master *poof* *puff* *snap dragon*#and the master dragon breathes into creation once again#look honey I had to grow it process it and sometimes ship it over the Christopher Columbus route#it's the most crazy part of it all and I already know it's true because I was there and I am going to be there#it was a simple time#car ride and some food#the old man that I like is there and things go well usually#I kinda remember me thinking about myself man what is this guy's deal#like after seeing myself selling nothing can ever compare#me: dude I would NEVER work at a restaurant that is for chicks#and yet there I am pretending I suppose#like how about I retire and go manage a restaurant like no mother fucker that's not what he does....he does those two#waitresses#uh well if anything gets a bell 133 I can claim it solo or in pair#I want to take extra sugar with you and one hand on each hood just gently letting you both feel my spark#connecting one hand with two hands#it's like water if you stare at each hydrogen right you gave two hos#but yanno let's get naked and get high and have fun and if you want to call it magic then that's what it is#she says wait til you taste that meat#shot out to your pics with your eyes red as fuck though.... that's hot#one thing you don't want to do is bring a dreamcast into my domain and not expect me to unlock the company logo to fight you#like logos ethos pathos.....like more than they claim but they don't know shit#like yeah.....I wanna slowly feel my bulge as you both demonstrate and begin the way of the hiot#yeah you've been doing it for years let's see it first#first time for me anyway#which makes it your most important teaching hoot#drugs teacher student relationship#sex: owner slave (s' down the line) relationship#I never wanted to be a phlebotomist but for you I will learn
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listen. listen.
head like a hole is absolutely sexier than closer. don't get me wrong, trent reznor whisper-singing i wanna fuck you like an animal is hot and it definitely does have a sexy beat until it goes on for a full minute and a half too long but the barely-restrained fury of no you can't take that away from me followed by the passionate scream of i'd rather die than give you control followed by the disdainful power of bow down before the one you serve is just. it's sexier! it's just sexier! it just is!
#nine inch nails#trent reznor#head like a hole just has way more ''you know this dude fucks like a screen door in a hurricane'' energy sorry not sorry#head like a hole has the energy of a morally-ambiguous character losing their shit against the villain(s)#and standing over them covered in blood and injuries that should have dropped them if not for their sheer rage and determination#closer has the energy of that hot but superfluous sex scene that gives you the full frontal and all but doesn't do anything#particularly different than other sex scenes and does nothing to advance the plot or characters#and maybe it's the acespec in the me but no sex scene could ever be hotter than - say - roy mustang going feral against lust#clutching his horribly wounded and hastily-cauterized abdomen with his transmutation circle carved into his hand#or chasing after envy and slinging fire from both hands with a cry of rage#or carmilla killing night creatures in a fancy dress with a wicked sword and red eyes in a sea of blood#heaving breaths of exertion and fury as she slaughters everything who would stand in her way#or kaz brekker (book) taking out a dozen mooks with a cane and improvised weapons before grinning with a mouth filled with blood#sorry but your mildly kinky sex scene cannot compare in sexiness to anything like those scenes
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this "silencing spell" was a way for the Lan sect to discipline students. wwx himself has been on the receiving end of this shrewd little thing quite often. it wasn't particularly complicated, but only the Lan clan members knew how to undo it; if one tried to separate their lips by force, they'd either end up bleeding or with a couple days worth of a sore throat. waiting patiently until it wore off and self-reflecting in the process was the only solution.
"sect leader jiang, please calm down", lsz said. "if he doesn't try to forcibly break the spell, it will wear off on its own after half an hour."
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#it makes me laugh whenever people suggest the future mme lan could have killed the lan elder because she was evil or for some unimportant#reason. even this 'haha funny' spell of shut the fuck up is a gross invasion on someone's physical autonomy#its already cruel when used on your own CHILD but a fucking stranger?! let alone a child of a stranger?!#not to make a huge thing out of 'nothing' but you know that it could easily be used to kill someone right#people are all Oh Gasp about the whipping/caning but it is Nothing compared to the 'small' cruelty of fusing someone's lips shut#the original text says 'students who made a mistake' or 'committed wrongs' but i didnt include it because i felt it was rather obvious that#you dont 'discipline' without a 'reason' but like. what would this reason even be? this spell has only one effect#it silences. now i have this little headcanon based on absolutely nothing but my own bitter ass that the future mme lan killed a dude#precisely because of this wee little thing. join me in pondering whether she's experienced it during her imprisonment#liveshrimping
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ok now why the fuck are people tagging my out of character ask answer as goodtimeswithscar from hermitcraft
#THAT’S MY ASKBLOG ?!?!?!?!? look i love hermitcraft. i fucking love scar. But he is notttt ‘pretty and a bitch and what else would you ask#for? for him to be medicated’ scar is not a bitch. leave him alone. he is nothing like NS or wayback for that matter#if you’re gonna tag my oc posts as some gay ass minecrafter at least do it accurately#at least tag it with like. i dont fucking know. i dont know dude grian??? ren????#there are not enough bitches on hermitcraft#i just woke up leave me alone. i woke up to TWO instances of people comparing my ocs to minecrafters somehow#except the first one was about dsmp which fucking killed me. what do you mean. What do you mean ? why would you ever say this#just why would you ever say this. i would rather you compare my ocs to goodtimeswithscar every damn time rather than that#….i need breakfast#crammerposting
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Fixed my af profile back to non-traitor format
#shut up alli#looks better this way#but goddamn it being a traitor this year was so stupid like.#only did one stupid traitor attack like dude. ugh#i had grand plans for it but burnt out at the end bc i got like nothing#this year just sucks genuinely. in every aspect#and dont even blab to me about being ungrateful bc of course I adore the art I did get#but it’s incredibly demoralizing to see people get like 40 fucking attacks compared to my 9#4 of which are from my friend so without it 4#and YES i appreciate it obviously! but it feels pitiful sometimes#i worked to attack people first and everything like duuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeee#whatever. whatever#adam says he wants to try joining next year so maybe I’ll just attack his ass all month lmao#i draw exclusively our ocs most of the time anyway#i see people complain about those who only draw for their friends but personally I GET it lol#at least you know they’ll be grateful
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i am still hoping for that 1/3 scale vinyl girl imomodoll's sculptor was teasing like a year ago................... imagine the objecthead dolls you could make with that thang
#you could put anything on her neck. go into the thrift store and find nicknacks in the perfect size...#although they have a more pressing matter to attend to. the 68cm boy body#if u dont know they released the 68cm boy heads. and then. the body's 3d files got corrupted 😔#so they then released the 75cm body instead since they needed to remake the 68cm body from scratch#but a lot of people got confused because the 68cm heads were released with no body and the 75cm bodies had no heads#and lemme tell u. they were not. compatible LOL you wouldnt think 7 cm would make that much of a difference if ur not familiar with dolls#but it does. dear LORD it does. the 75cm body's neck is like something absurd like a 15cm circumference#compared to the like. 10cm neck holes of the 68cm heads LOL#tiny head...tiny tiny head.......#i do hope they come out with that 68cm boy. and honestly i would ADORE a shorter 1/3 scale boy too#people arent making 60cm boys anymore 😔😔😔😔😔 actually the 60cm size with dolls rn#regardless of gender has been a bit unpopular for sculptors#theres plenty of older models from older companies but ive noticed most new smaller sculptors#prefer 1/4 which i get. its smaller but still a decent size for both cutesy baby shaped dolls and more mature figured dolls#not too expensive but still a good size to work in#but ive also noticed smaller artists really love their uncle sized dolls. huge ass dudes. 70-80cm guys#just GIANT fucking dudes#so most new sculpts i see come out from artists i follow are either like a cute small 1/4 scale or some giant three foot tall muscle man#nothing in between hgkfsdhjdshjfjdskfd. its not bad or anything but it is funny to see the trends LOL#and i would like to see more 1/3 scales...i think its a nice size! big and a little unruly to handle BUT fantastic for sewing clothes for
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Nothing to make you realize how WEIRD the Deadpool and Wolverine movie is like writing things from the Worst Wolverine’s perspective.
Dude does NOTTT KNOW WADE’S NAME!!! UNTILL THEY LAND ON THE CAR BACK AT WADES UNIVERSE AT THE END!!! HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE WAS DEADPOOL UNTIL CASSANDRA SAID SHIT ABOUT IT!!!
He literally was just sitting in a bar, then this guy comes who wants him for what Logan probably assumes is sex or murder. And Logan is so fucking starved and desperate for attention of any sort that he just lets Deadpool kidnapp him???
Then bro PRETENDS TO BE ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR OF AN OFFICE?? Like he’s probably thinking “I expected a bedroom, a basement, or a prison… huh” AND THEN HE IS OVERHEARING SHIT ABOUT SOME MF TIME LINE GOING TO SHIT AND HOW HE IS THE WORST VERSION OF HIMSELF????
Then his alarm bells start to go off and he just fights everything that’s close to him for a bit out of fear and confusion. But then later FOR SOME REASON DECIDES TO WORK WITH THE PERSON WHO KIDNAPPED HIM (granted he did promise him he could fix his timeline but still)??
He decided to work with him after Deadpool’s dick was HARD against him in that mad max-y vehicle. Well technically he also decided to tolerate him saying “I alone control her” but still. Bro went from desperate to live through this weird shit to living with his kidnapper…
No wonder they compared them to beauty and the beast at Disney World.
This is literally… dude, this Logan is so fucking desperate oh my gosh, it’s almost comical.
EDIT: Apparently Johnny says “that’s right Wade!” At the end credits scene meaning that Logan knew since the first car ride. Day only slightly ruined because that still is fucking insane of Logan to do.
#he probably assumed it was the same Wade he knew after they met nicepool#but I doubt that kicked in right away#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#poolverine#deadpool
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i can never stop talking abt dream simply because the shit this grown ass man does for attention is way too funny to not observe. like dude what
#Im baffled????#WHAT DOES THTA MWAN#WHY IS HE FRAMING THIS LIKE SOME SORT OF SELF SACRIFICE#dude you arent a martyr#calm the fuck down you play hit videogame minecraft for a living callm the fuck down????#screaming#WHAT DOES WORK ON MY FACE MEAJ??#i dont like the guy but he wasnt even ugly?????????#im so#what#is he gonna make a 'you guys inspired me to show my face again owo“ video later#discourse#dream#also nothing wrong with wanting attention but oh my god. this guy just wants views and money. like how do people eat this up#ALSO WHY DID HE COMPARE HIMSELF TO A SUPERHERO. SIR YOU PLAY BLOCK GAME. CALM DOWN#crashing into walls
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