#he was ok if we were ok. what was going on in his head. he said some ive just been with my buddies and family and havent been on my phone

[bonbonly]

PLS spare thoughts on college au lando????

bon's thoughts (18+)

ok anon, hear me out: collegeau!lando norris is going to ruin you mentally and financially. you might've been a goody two shoes or had some morals about your education before university. and then you meet him, and it's all down the drain within SECONDS. i mean, every night you're partying with him and getting drunk beyond compare.

and every morning, you wake up with a horrible headache, and him cuddled up next to you. you still don't remember when the clothes came off, nor could you understand why his cum was still gushing from your pussy, but you figured drunk you had some conscious to not do anything stupid.

lando's fast asleep besides you, not a single care in the world. he still vaguely remembered your whines last night.

"lando, lando come on now! we have a test tomorrow! we have to review!" you mewled, absolutely cock drunk as he thrusted into you. he giggled, groping your tits and grabbing the dips in your waist,

"oh come on, we're so young let's have some fun! you'll do good on your test!" he trailed kisses against your jawline, and you spread your legs wider, letting him fuck you raw. usually he'd remember a condom, but tonight he forgot and you didn't bring it up either. besides, you were always careful, just this once wouldn't hurt right?

when he does eventually wake up, you're gone from his bed and that's when he realizes about the test. he's scrambling out of his bed into the shower before getting ready for the day and when he walks over to the classroom building, he sees you outside with crossed arms and a pout on your lips

"what's wrong?" he asks,

"we missed the test dumbass," you snap, and he snorts out loud,

"woah, watch the tone, if i recall, you were the one begging to have my cock snuggled in your tight cunt"

you groan out loud, shaking your head, "what do you wanna do now?"

lando raises an eyebrow with a sly smirk, "wanna grab some drinks and finish what we started last night?"

[thepitlanepress]

CANDY CANE KISSES –

↳ oscar piastri + reader

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⌗ :: a/n: hehehe i was in a christmasy mood + my mother randomly started watching an oscar interview today so here were aree i lowkey hate it but wtv (also i worked out the layout of my fics)

its a well know fact that you love candy canes.

its also know that it breaks your heart that the only acceptable time of year to eat them is christmas - although to be fair, christmas is also your favourite time of year as well.

and your oscar knows better than anyone to not eat the stash of candy canes you keep on the kitchen counter. the last time he tried to eat one he was shunned to the couch for the night... well until you got cold and came out asking him to come back to bed and cuddle with you.

so when oscar comes home from a day out with lando - which by the way, you knew nothing of until this morning, when you had woken up and to fing that he had stolen. your. candy cane. stash. and only left a note in explanation.

which again by they way

"needed these for a surprise lando and i are working on."

is not a sufficient excuse.

you're obviously still pissed at him when he walks through the door smiling like a goofball, thinking he's on top of the world, completely unaware that you're about to jump him with a candy cane you found and sharpened into a shiv.

"hey baby, i'm home what are we- WHAT THE-"

ok was crash tackling him the best option? no... but was it the best one running through your head right now? yes.

"you stole my candy canes!" you glare down at him as you straddle his hips - if this were any other moment the mood would be very different.

"i borrowed them,"

"you stole."

"you never share, how am i supposed to enjoy candy canes if you never let me, you're a really big hogger, you know," he looks at you knowingly.

"i let you have some!" he sends you a look. "...in controlled proportions." you roll off him and help him up still pouting. "what did you need them for anyway?"

"lando's trying to surprise his girlfriend for their anniversary and he knew you had the best candy canes," oscar answers picking himself up off the floor and walking into the kitchen, you follow him, torn between being happy for lando, and still being pissed because those were your candy canes.

"besides, if i hadn't taken them i wouldn't have been able to do this," oscar swings around and brandishes a singular candy cane in his palm. you go to reach for it but he swiftly takes it back. "i want an official pardon for taking your stash this morning, first. and then you can have the rest of them."

you're quiet.

"i want to be certain i'm allowed to sleep in the bed tonight and not sentenced to the couch."

you're still quiet.

oscar scoffs in disbelief as he turns around and starts muttering to himself about how he spent all this extra time finding the special canes just for you. and he's right, he did, you know the only store that sells those specific ones are at least a thirty minute drive away.

it melts your heart knowing he drove an hour to get you these - even though he did steal this morning - so he's most certainly forgiven.

"how about this?" you hum, and pull his hand, tilting your head up and softly pressing your lips to his.

he smiles into the kiss, possibly one of your favourite things ever, and pulls you closer by the waist deepening your sweet little kiss. only after you almost lose you footing leaning into the kiss does he pull back and gently slides the candy cane into you pocket.

"do i get a kiss for every candy cane i give you?"

"mhmm," you hum smiling and pulling him back in discreetly slipping your hand in his hoodie pocket to steal a bunch of them, jumping back and laughing as you run off.

maybe him stealing your stash this morning wasn't the worst thing ever if it meant your night ended like this.

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[lovesturni0l0s]

FLUFFMAS DAY 16: pranking Chris

After losing a bet to Matt you have to prank Chris all day

wc: 1.2k

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a/n: I hope I did ur request justice! Literally was so sad for Chris, this poor baby I just wanna hug him

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“Matt, do I seriously have to do this?” I asked him, “Yup, a bet’s a bet. Plus I think it’ll be funny.” He laughed. “No he’s gonna be crushed and think I don’t love him anymore!” I argued, “We both know he’ll get over in two seconds, he’s whipped.” Matt reassured me.

I had lost a bet to Matt and as punishment I had to mess with Chris all day, ignoring him, wiping off his kisses, trying to sleep, things like that. I knew Matt was right and the second I told him it was a prank he’d be fine, but I felt awful at the thought of him doubting my love.

I had come over early this morning, at Matt’s request, while Chris was still sleeping because Matt knew that normally I would go lay with Chris till he woke up. Matt, Nick, and I sat on the couch watching a show for over an hour while we waited for Chris to finally come upstairs.

“Dude I’m fucking starving” we heard Chris grumble as he made it to the top of the stairs, stopping in surprise when he saw me between Nick and Matt. “The fuck? When did you get here baby?” He asked, confused, “Um a little over an hour ago I think.” I said as I checked my phone.

”Oh, why didn’t you come down to my room?” He asked, “No reason” I brushed it off, not fully paying attention to him. “Oh well good morning gorgeous.” He smiled as he leaned down to kiss me, when he stood up I tried to discreeting wipe my lips and if he noticed he didn’t say anything.

”Well, now that I’m up do you want to go get some food?” He asked as he grabbed his shoes, assuming I would say yes. “Just eat something y’all have here, I’m really into this show” I turned him down, his smile faltering. “Ok no worries” He said as he went to rifle through the pantry.

With Chris’s back turned Matt nudged my side, “How long do you think until he breaks?” He whispered, “Hopefully soon, this sucks” I complained quietly. “It’ll be good for him, maybe he won’t be attached to your hip all the time.” Nick joked. Nick wasn’t wrong, we were very close and Chris was very touchy and lovely, but it was one of my favorite things about him, I never doubted how much he loved me.

We continued to watch the show as Chris made his food, bringing it over to the couch, “move ur ass Matt” He said so he could sit next to me, “No you move, I can’t see the TV” Matt complained, lightly kicking Chris’s shin. “Dickhead, I want to sit next to my girlfriend.” Chris said, getting annoyed.

”Too bad, I was here first and I’m comfy” Matt insisted as Chris huffed and sat on the other end of the couch, looking at me, silently asking me to sit with him but I turned my eyes back to the TV.

After a while the boys had to get ready to stream, “You can chill in my room while we stream if you want, my bed isn’t on camera” He said as he got up to throw his trash away, Matt and Nick already in Matt’s room. “I’m chill out here” I dismissed his idea, “Ok well let me know if you need me.” he smiled, kissing me quickly.

”Once again, I wiped my lips, “What I got something on my lip?” He asked, staring at me in confusion, “Nope” I responded. “Then what you wiping off my kiss for?” He asked, “I was just wiping my lip Chris, no big deal” I insisted. “Ok, well I gotta get in there, love you baby” he said as he headed to Matt’s room, “See you in a bit.”

Matt texted that Chris came in all pouty and clearly in a mood and I knew it was because I didn’t say I love you back. All I knew is that I was counting down the hours till this day was over so I could shower Chris in my love.

I went out and got dinner with a friend while the boys streamed, for nearly five hours, and got home just as they were wrapping up. “Holy fuck that was a long stream” Nick sighed as he flopped onto the couch, “Matt we need to order food now I’m fucking starving” He complained as he turned the show back on as they all settled on the couch.

Chris sat down next to me, throwing his arm over my shoulder but I leaned away and towards Nick to watch as he scrolled through DoorDash to find dinner. Eventually they all settled on what to order and we watched the show as they waited, a clear distance between me and Chris on the couch.

They got their food and we ended up binge watching the show for a few hours, Nick and I occasionally yapping dramatically about a scene. Eventually we all got tired and Nick and Matt decided to head to bed after cleaning up their trash. “Yeah I’m beat too, ready to head to bed baby?” Chris asked hopefully as Nick and Matt left.

“Actually I’m just gonna sleep on the couch tonight” I said as I scrolled on my phone, “What?” He asked, his voice breaking. “Look if I did something so awful that you don’t even want to share a bed with me, I’m sorry, but you take my bed I’ll sleep on the couch.” He offered, holding back tears.

“Oh no Baby, you didn’t do anything, I’m so sorry” I said as I rushed over to him, taking his face in my hands. “Then why have you been ignoring me all day?” He asked, “I’m sorry honey, it was stupid fucking prank Matt came up with because I lost a bet. I love you, I’m sorry baby.” I explained as I wrapped my arms around his neck, pulling him close to me.

“So you’re not mad at me? I didn’t do anything?” He sniffled as he wrapped his arms around my waist, resting his head on my shoulder. “Not a thing baby, I promise” I reassured him as I pressed a kiss to his head. “Oh thank god. But please don’t do that again, today sucked” He breathed out as he pulled away.

“No, never again, it killed me to see you so sad” I reassured him, pressing my lips to his, “Now let’s go to bed and you can get all the cuddles and kisses that you want” I promised. “That sounds perfect Ma” he smiled, “Fuck you Matt!” He called, Matt’s laughter heard from his room.

After the long, draining day, Chris fell asleep with a smile, laying on my chest with my hand running through his hair, and everything was right again

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[ultimate-shipper-trash-blog]

How was I not supposed to love you?

“Are you dating yet?” Robin grabs at his sleeve.

“SHHHH” Steve’s eyes are panicked.

Robin rolls her eyes at him “Whatever it’s fine.”

“It is not fine!! He doesn’t even like me like that.”

“…he was just sitting on your lap.”

“And?”

Eddie peeks his head around the kitchen corner “Are you guys talking about me?”

“No!” Steve panics “Why? What’s up?”

“Are you ready to go?”

Steve exhales, “Sure, let’s go.”

He leads Eddie out reaching his hand behind him. He and Eddie have grown closer over the years since Vecna. They’ve definitely become comfortable touching which is why Steve is surprised when Eddie pulls his hand back.

“I don’t feel like holding hands,” Eddie grumbles.

Oh…

“What were you talking about? In the kitchen?”

“Nothing just work problems”

“Really.” Eddie sneers at him.

“Why would I lie about that?” Steve puts on his best puppy dog eyes hoping the conversation will end.

“Maybe I embarrass you.” He tilts his head to the side staring at the full moon above him.

“What?! They’re obviously ok with you and they know how I feel about you. Do you know how many times people asked me tonight if we were dating?”

Eddie’s eyes grow wide “Why?!”

“Eds you sat on me the entire time.” Steve deadpans.

“Why!? Sitting on laps is not gay.”

“It definitely is.”

“Well it’s not and we wouldn’t be dating anyway.” Eddie huffs and crosses his arms.

“We wouldn’t?” Steve feels his heart shatter.

“Of course not! We’re friends!”

“Why do you say it like that.” Steve says quietly.

“Like what?” Eddie looks at him confused.

“Like I wasn’t supposed to fall in love with you.”

Eddie’s mouth forms a little o before it settles into a deep frown.

“…don’t say that”

“Why not!” Steve argues. “We tell each other we love each other all the time-”

“As friends! Platonically!!!”

“You care about me more than anyone else. I know you think I’m attractive that’s not an issue. I know you’re not straight so why not? You notice when I bite my nails, when I haven’t eaten. You claim you don’t care for me but you’re glued to my side. You grab for me in your sleep. You want me to introduce you to my family. You want to live together because spending the night isn’t enough. You call me just to tell me you miss me. How was I supposed to not fall in love with you.” Steve tries to pull him closer but Eddie pushes away.

“You don’t love me you like the attention.”

“No,” Steve said sternly. Trying to convey every emotion he’s felt for Eddie in that one word. “You’re wrong.”

“But…” Eddie’s big eyes were watery with tears. Confusion apparent in his features, “We’re friends…”

—————-

Hate to say it but…inspired (almost word for word) by a conversation I just had….

Yes I’m the Steve in this situation.

As always I pour all my thoughts and emotions into my writing.

Will be going back to writing my happy steddie fics when I’m over this.

Sorry for the rushed job :P (and the pity party)

[bteezxyewriter12]

Good Time

Pairing- OT7 x Named Reader

Word count- 9.4k

Includes- Orgy, So Much Sex, nipple play, pussy eating, cum eating, blow job, cock riding, sex from behind, double penetration (mouth and pussy), double vaginal penetration, triple penetration (mouth and pussy), missionary, so much cum, rough sex, orgasm denial, multiple orgasms, fluff

Tag List- @mingtina @jaxminnie @yeosayang @delightfulmoonbanana @tannie13 @y00nzin0 @marsstarxhwa

@borntowalkaway @soulseobi05 @kpop-bambi @seokwoosmole @meowmeowminnie @realisticnotes @effielumiere @svnbangtansworld @pinkies-things @insomniacatiny @marvelfamily3000 @amyz78 @blueie-things

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J POV

“Are you being serious?”

“Yeah”, Namjoon says

“All of you are ok with this?”, I ask them

Six other heads nod at me

I turn to Namjoon, “You’re ok with this?”

“Yeah Jo. We talked about it and we’re all good. The only thing left is asking you.”

I stare in shock at my friends

My friends are BTS, the most popular boy group in the world right now

And those friends just asked me to have sex with all of them

At the same time

I’m blown away

They can have any girl or hell, hire any girl to do this

Why me?

Namjoon is my best friend since we were kids, when I moved to Korea

And we occasionally have sex

He’s too busy for a girlfriend and I’m don’t want a boyfriend right now so when were both horny, we just fuck each other

They guys knew this of course

They can hear how Namjoon makes me scream

But now they’re asking for this?

Don’t get me wrong I’m interested but I want to know why me?

What’s the reason and why are they asking me now?

I don’t trust anyone, not fully

Not even friends or family

“Why me?”, I ask

“What?”, Namjoon answers

“Why me? Why not some fan or some girl you can hire? Why are you asking me and why now?”

“Because you’re fucking hot”, Yoongi answers

“Because I want to make you scream like Namjoon does”, Jimin replies

“All of us have fantasized about being with you”, Tae adds

“And it’s you because we trust you”, Hobi says

I just keep staring

They trust me?

Wow

I mean I knew they trusted me but it’s different with this

The guys are seen as pure, innocent boys to their fans

It’s different here in Korea compared to the U.S.

Artist’s fans feel like the idols belong to them

Dating can tank a career in a nanosecond

And having an orgy?

That’s a huge hell no, if that comes out

I guess I could see why they asked me

I would never hurt them, I love them

I wouldn’t blackmail them or anything

But before I agree, I need more details

I’m not about to catch any diseases

I don’t know where they’re dicks have been

“I have a few questions”, I say

“Shoot”, Namjoon answers

“Is this going to be with condoms or without? I have an IUD, so I won’t get pregnant”

“Without”, Jin answers

I’m surprised that Jin said that

Hell I’m surprised that he even agreed to this

“Ok, how do I know you don’t have anything? Any STDs?”

“We each got tested and have the papers with the results. I know you only have sex with me and I know you don’t have anything.”, Namjoon hands me some papers

My mouth drops

Seriously?

“How long have you been planning this?”, I ask as I look at the papers

They’re all clean

Thank god

“Awhile”, Jungkook answers

“Yeah I see that”, I respond, “When did you want to do this?”

“Tonight”

Me head snaps up

“Tonight?”

“Yeah. Is that ok with you?”, Tae asks

I think about it

Sex with all of BTS?

Hell yeah

I’ve never done this either but I trust them, especially after everything they just said

And I get to be with the one that I love

Who I’m never telling I have feelings for

He wouldn’t want me anyway but he definitely won’t want me after this

But at least I get to be with him once

That makes having sex with the other guys worth it

He’s never want me on his own

So I’ll just have fun with the guys and get to be with him too

I nod, “Yeah. But one thing is no anal. I haven’t done that ever and I don’t want to”

“Ok. No problem”, Yoongi answers

“Uh are you guys gonna…touch or do anything to each other?”

“No!”

“Hell no!”

“Never”

I laughed

“No Jo. We’re only going to touch you, fuck you, share you”, Namjoon answer

“Ok”, I agree

“Ok? That’s it?”, Jimin asks

I shrug, “Yeah. Unless you want it in writing?”

“No, that’s good”, Namjoon says

We sit in silence for a minute

“Now what?”, I ask

“Take your clothes off”, Jin blurts

I raise my eyebrow

Damn Jin must be horny as fuck right now

I stand up and pull my shirt over my head

“Mother of god!”, one of them shouts

I scan their faces and they’re staring intently at me

Namjoon, however, just smirks

He’s seen everything already and he’s having a good time seeing them get turned on

I unbutton my jeans and pull them down, stepping out of them and kicking them to the side

I’m now just standing in a skimpy red lacy bra and panties set

I wore them for Namjoon but I guess it works for now too

“Come here”, Jimin calls

I walk over to him and he touches my body

His hands run over my stomach, sides and the hip piercings I have

“Are these..piercings?”, he asks, looking up at me

I nod

“Your tattoos are so hot”, he says and he starts kissing my stomach

His lips are so soft and feel nice on my skin

I have tattoos on my body

I kept them off my arms so I can get a job but I have a lot everywhere else, so they’re easily hidden

Jimin suddenly stops and pulls my bra, snapping the clasp and taking it off

“Jesus, they’re so big”, Jungkook whispers

“Joanne, come here”, Yoongi calls me

“See you later Jimin”, I smirk and walk to Yoongi

As soon as I get to him, Yoongi immediately touches my tits

He pulls me closer and puts his mouth on my nipple, sucking on it

Fuck. It feels so good. I get so wet just from him doing this

I can’t help it, I moan

“That’s fucking hot!”, Hobi says

Yoongi’s hands are cold as he touches me but I don’t care

I’m feeling hot anyway

Yoongi moves his hands lower and grabs at my panties

He pulls, the strings ripping and tears them off my body

He touches me and moans on my nipple

My hands go in his hair and pull softly

“She’s so fucking wet already”, he says

“You had enough Yoongi. I want her”, I hear a voice say

Yoongi reluctantly let’s go of me

I turn to the direction of the voice

“Who said they wanted me?”, I ask

“Me”

Jin

I never thought of Jin this way but with the way he’s been acting tonight, I want him

He starts touching me as soon as I get close

He pulls me on his lap and actually kisses me

He’s a good kisser

He kisses me for a few minutes, touching me lightly

“Stand up”, he says

When I stand, he stands up with me, then moves me and pushes me on the recliner he was sitting on

He kneels in front of me

What is he doing?

He opens my legs and pulls me to him, his tongue on my pussy in an instant

“Fuck!”, I yell from the pleasure Jin is giving me

“Oh my god”, one of the guys says

I hear zippers being undone, pants dropping but I’m too lost in what Jin is doing

Who knew that Kim, Seokjin is amazing at eating pussy?

When his tongue lick my clit, I jump and moan loudly

“There Jo? You like it there?”, he smirks

“Yes Jin. Fuck, don’t stop”

I hear some of the guys moaning

When I look at them, they’re all in various stages of undress, hands on their cocks, eyes glued to me and Jin

Just seeing them, gets me more wet

When Jin sucks on my clit, I lose it, pleasure exploding around my body

“Fuck Jin. Yes, yes!” I scream, my hands going in his hair and pulling

He moans in my pussy and the vibration goes through my whole body

I feel him licking my clit in one spot over and over and it pushes me over the edge

“Jin! Oh god Jin"!, I scream as my orgasm hits me and my body shakes

"Oh my god that’s so hot!”

“Look at her shake”

“She’s fucking beautiful when she cums”

Jin slides his tongue inside, licking everywhere and causing me to cum again, my pussy squeezing his tongue

“He made her cum again”

“Fuck, fuck”

“How does she tastes?”

Jin pulls away, staring at me, “Fucking incredible”

His eyes are filled with lust and I get so excited

“My turn”, Tae yells as he comes over

Jin moves and Tae’s tongue is immediately on me

“God!”, I yell

Tae moves his tongue so fast and pleasure shoots up my spine

“Hey”, I hear Tae yell

I look down and see Jimin push Tae out of the way, his tongue now fucking me

“Move”, Tae yells and pushes Jimin and putting his tongue back

“No you move”, Jimin pushing Tae again and I feel his tongue back on me

This is so fucking hot, I never thought I’d have two guys, let alone two BTS members fighting over who can lick my pussy

“Hey!”, Namjoon says loudly

They both stop and look at him

“Share or you don’t get anything. Right Jo?” Namjoon says

“Yea”, I agree softly

“Fine”, Tae answers

“Fine”, Jimin adds

Suddenly I feel two tongues licking my pussy

What?

I look down and almost cum from what I’m seeing

Jimin and Tae are both eating me out, Tae licking my clit while Jimin licks around my entrance

And it feels mind blowing

“Oh my god, ahhhhh, uhhhh, fuck”, I cry

I’ve never had two tongues on me at the same time

Just the feel of two different speeds, two different sensations in different spots, makes the pleasure overwhelming

I put one hand in each of their hair and pull

I love pulling hair while being eaten out

“Put your tongue in her when she cums and you can taste all of her”, Jin tells them

Tae clamps his mouth on my clit and sucks while Jimin slides his tongue inside and licks

My body trembles as the pressure inside bursts and I cum, screaming both their names

“Taehyung, oh god, Jimin, Jimin! Taehyung!”

Jimin makes moaning sounds as Tae pulls away

“Switch Jimin! I want some too!”, Tae whines

Jimin pulls his tongue out and snaps his lips on my clit

Tae starts licking again, both of them pushing me to orgasm again

“C'mon baby”, Jimin coaxes, “Let Tae have some of you too. He wants it.”

“Oooo….ok”, I moan

Jimin sucks on my clit and Tae’s tongue goes in my pussy

I’m really sensitive from coming three times already, but it still doesn’t take long for me to orgasm again

Namjoon fucks me so good and for so long, giving me orgasm after orgasm that overstimulation isn’t an issue anymore

It’s like he trained my pussy to take a lot

And I’m happy about it

When I’ve calmed down, Tae takes his tongue out and tells me, “You’re my new favorite flavor.”

I shiver from his words

Namjoon comes over and picks me up, placing me on the couch

He sits next to me and starts sucking on my nipple

“Fuck Joonie”

“I know what you like baby”, he smiles

“I know”

He leans up and kisses me before going back to sucking on my nipple

Jungkook comes next to me on the other side and takes my other nipple in his mouth

“Kookie”, I moan

My eyes are closed and I feel my legs open and a wet tongue on my pussy again

I open my eyes and I watch Hobi go at it, eating me out

“Fuck Hobi, you’re good at this”, I whimper

“Better than me?”, Namjoon asks, jealousy in his voice

“Joonie, I don’t know if anyone can fuck me or eat me out as good as you.”

He smiles

“That’s not fair. He’s been able to fuck you so many times, you can’t compare it”, Jimin whines

“Then you just have to fuck me as good as he does.”, I tease

Jimin stares, “I will, don’t worry about that”

“Good…fuck Hoseok….luck”, I smirk at Jimin, just managing to get my words out

God, everything is feeling so good, Hobi is amazing

And I want to tell him

“Hobi, you’re tongue feels so fucking good”

I see him smirk against me

He then flicks my clit with the tip of his tongue and I shout, my hips snapping up in his face

“Fuck Joanne, I like that. Don’t stop”, Hobi cries

So I don’t, thrusting my hips up over and over, just feeling

“She’s fucking his face, why does he get that?”, Tae whines

“Are you jealous?”, Jimin teases

“Yes!”

One more lick from Hobi has me screaming

He slides his tongue in and I explode all over it

“Hoseok! Hoseok!”, I scream, pleasure hitting me everywhere

Hobi is pulled away by Yoongi who slips his tongue inside and licks a few times

Then he moves away

“You’re right, she tastes fucking amazing”, he smirks at me

I just stare at him with my mouth open

He’s fully naked and he’s so beautiful and hot and sexy and everything at the same time

My eyes go to his cock and fuck, it’s big.. Like huge

And thick

He sees where I’m looking and smirks again

“You want it?”, he asks

I nod

“I don’t know if you can handle me”, he says cockily

I snort, “Yeah ok”

“Yeah? Then come and get it”

I shoot up immediately and push him onto one of the recliners in the room

I climb on top of him and slide down his cock slowly, my turn to tease him

“Fuck, Joanne, fuck, fuck”, he shouts his eyes closed

I stop half way and he opens his eyes

I kiss his lips softly, then tease him more, “You want it Yoongi?”

Now he nods rapidly

“Then take what you want”, I whisper in his ear

He stares at me, then growls, his hands grabbing my hips and slamming me down the rest of his huge cock

“Fuck!”, I scream as he shouts, “Shit”

I push him back into the chair

“I’m gonna fuck you so good Yoongi, you’ll be thinking about it for months”, I whisper

His mouth drops open and I take that opportunity to lift up and slam down on him

“God!”, he yells

I start moving rapidly on him, rotating my hips as I move, tightening my pussy, making it so tight for him to push through and making it all the more pleasurable

For both of us

“God, Joanne, you’re so fucking tight. The way you’re moving…it's driving me insane”, he groans

“I told you I’m good at sex”, I whisper, his cock making me wetter and wetter with each bounce

“You are, fuck, yes, you are”, he shouts

“Am I gonna make you cum baby?”, I tease

“Yes, yes”, he cries

He feels so good and I can cum on his hard cock right now

But he was being cocky before and he can’t get what he wants right away

I wanna have some fun with him

He thinks he’s so big and bad

Ha

I know he’s about to cum by how hard he’s squeezing my hips

At that moment, I climb off him

“What the fuck?”, he yells shocked

I smirk, “You think you’re the only one who can be cocky? The only one to tease?”

He splutters but doesn’t get any words out

I lean over him, “You have to wait now, Yoongi. Watch all your friends fuck me. And you better not jerk off or you get nothing. You better be good and maybe I’ll fuck you again and let you cum.”

I see him battling between rage and pure lust

Well let him decide what he wants

He can have me or not

It’s all up to him

I feel arms around me and I lean back to see Jimin holding me to him

Jimin kisses me, one hand squeezing my breast, his other sliding down my body to my pussy

He starts rubbing my clit, making me wet

He kisses my neck, while I lean against him, moaning

“Come on Joanne. Let me fuck you”, he says

“Ok Jimin.”

When I look at Yoongi, who we’re standing in front of, I see jealously on his face

Aww, he’s jealous because he has to wait

Oh well

Shouldn’t have been an ass

Jimin picks me up and I giggle as he brings me to the couch where Jungkook is sitting

He moves to get up but I have an idea

“Stay Kookie”, I say

I get on my hands and knees bending over

Jimin gets behind me and slams himself inside and oh god he feels good

“Damn Joanne, you feel so good. So wet.”, he whimpers

“Hard Jimin. Fuck me hard”

“Whatever you want Jo”, he answers as he pounds mercilessly into me

And I fucking love it

I motion for Jungkook to lay in front of me

He’s beautiful too and his fucking abs are such a turn on

“Jesus, Jungkook. I don’t know what you’re doing to her but she just got so fucking wet, it’s falling down her thighs”, Jimin groans

“I’m….I’m..not doing anything. She’s just looking at me”, Jungkook stutters

I lean over him and lick his abs

“Fuck”, he moans

I kiss his stomach and touch him

“The famous Jungkook abs”, I tease

I move my hand down and grab his erection, moving it up and down

“And the famous Jungkook cock, that drives ARMYS crazy when you thrust it to ‘Baepsae’ and so many girls want to fuck.”

He moans again

“I get to touch it. I get to fuck it, I get to lick and suck it”

I swear he’s getting harder and harder in my hand as I keep talking

“Yeah, Joanne, yeah, only you can touch it”, he whines

I think I teased him enough

So I wrap my mouth around his large hard as rock cock and suck

“Fuck me, oh my god”, he yells

“If you’re a good boy, I’ll fuck you too”

He nods, “I’ll be good, I’ll be good”

I take all of him in my mouth, his cock hitting the back of my throat and going a little further in

Thank god I don’t have a gag reflex

I move my head up and down, licking his cock with my tongue and sucking it

I didn’t forget about Jimin, who's fucking me hard like I asked

Who's making me feel so good

Like with Yoongi, I tighten my pussy on his cock while he moves

“Oh my god Joanne. Oh my god. Don’t let go”, Jimin shouts

I let go of Jungkook and look behind my shoulder

“As long as you keep going hard, I won’t let you go”

He nods

His grip tightens on my hips and he starts pulling me back on his cock, while he thrusts in

“Uhhhh, yes Jimin, baby you’re cock feels so fucking good”, I praise him

“Me? Baby you’re fucking pussy is heaven”, he cries, "So fucking creamy. Pretty mess on my dick"

Jungkook puts his hand in my hair and pulls me back to his cock

“Please”, he pants hard

Poor baby wants it so much

So I give it to him

With Jimin behind me and Jungkook in my mouth, I feel myself getting ready to cum

Jimin slams a few more times and I let go of Jungkook to scream Jimin’s name, coming all over his cock

“Jimin! Fuck me, Jimin!”

He keeps thrusting and then he yells, “Oh god Jo, oh man”, as he orgasms

He pulls out and I get up, his cum running down my legs

“Come here”, Jungkook yells

“But…Jimin just came..”

“I don’t care. Fuck me now!”

Shit

I like this side of Jungkook

“Joanne! Get on my cock right now and ride me until we both cum! Now!”

That’s fucking sexy as hell

I move quickly and slide on his cock in an instant

God, he’s so hard and thick I don’t even have to squeeze him to make myself tight

His cock already fills me up perfectly

I bouncing on him, up and down, moving on him the same way I moved on Yoongi

I glance over my shoulder at Yoongi. He's watching with pure jealousy and struggling not to touch his cock

I smirk at him and he frowns more

I decide to tease him more

“How’s my Yoongi? Horny?”

He gives one nod but doesn’t answer

“Don’t be mad baby. You’re being good so far so maybe you can have me again”

He clenches his jaw but doesn’t say anything

I turn back to Jungkook when he grabs my hips and starts slamming me on him

“Pay attention to me baby. My cock is fucking you now and making you feel good. Look at me”

“Hmmm, maybe if you go harder, it’ll feel better”

His eyes narrow and he starts moving harder

“Yeah Kookie. Good boy”, I cry as pleasure washes over me

He slams up again and I cum instantly from that thrust

“Kookie! Jungkook!”

He thrusts a few times then holds me down on him as he orgasms

“Joanne, you’re so good, oh god!”

He collapses against the couch and I climb off, more cum dripping out of me

'I need to wipe this off’, I think.

Until I’m pulled to the floor by some of the guys on my hands and knees

I feel a cock slide in me and my pussy instantly clamps on it by itself

“Jesus, she wants more. She grabbed my cock so fast”, Tae moans

“Jo, let go a little”, Namjoon says

“Wha? Why?”

“Just do it”

I force my muscles to loosen around Tae

My leg is lifted and I actually feel another cock slide in with Tae’s

What the fuck?

How is this possible? And so much for them not touching each other

“Who?”, I start

“Jin and Tae”, Hobi answers

Both guys start moving and the pleasure I feel is so intense

"Oh my fucking god. Oh fuck, fuck”, I scream

“Fuck Tae, she loves both of us in her”, Jin moans

“Yeah”, Tae groans, “You like two cocks in you baby girl?”

“Yes fuck yes”, I yell

I didn’t know I could feel like this, that it could feel so good

I see Hobi sitting on the couch in front of me watching me get fucked by two if his friends

His hand is on his cock and I want it in my mouth so much

“Hobi”, I call

“Yeah?”

I glance up at him, “I want your cock in my mouth”

He whimpers, “O…ok”

He kneels in front of me and I put his cock right in my mouth, down my throat and start sucking

“Joanne, fuck. Your mouth, your tongue, fuck!”, Hobi shouts

He tastes good and I love feeling him going in and out of my throat

I feel a hand on my clit and turn my head slightly

Namjoon is next to me jerking off and rubbing my clit while Jin and Tae fuck me

“It’s ok baby. I fuck you all the time. Let the guys have fun”, Namjoon groans

I nod, still fucking Hobi with my mouth

“I’ll fuck you later ok?”

“Mmmmm”

While I’m loving this, Namjoon fucks me the best because he knows my body

And I know his

I can get him to cum in under a minute

He can do the same to me

I feel pressure building up and I don’t know who, but one of them slams me and with Namjoon still playing with my clit, I cum on both of them, letting go of Hobi, screaming, “Jin! Jin!, Taehyung, yes Taehyung!”

“God Joanne, you feel so good when you cum”, Tae groans

“Yeah, so fucking tight”, Jin whines

They keep thrusting and I start sucking Hobi again, with him watching me

“Fuck Joanne!”, Tae yells as he explodes, then pulls out after he finishes

I feel Jin shift and his hands grab my hips, thrusting fast and deep

I feel another orgasm and I cry around Hobi’s cock as the pleasure washes over me

“Yes, yes, yes, fuck, Jo, yes”, Jin shouts

He pounds in one more time and then holds me against him while he orgasms

When he pulls out Hobi starts yelling, “Fuck I’m gonna cum, move her, I want in”

Tae, Jin and Namjoon flip me on my back, Tae and Namjoon each holding one leg open for Hobi

Hobi doesn’t waste anytime driving his cock in me and slamming relentlessly

“So tight. So good”, he says not forming sentences

I close my eyes, feeling the sensation of Hobi’s firm cock in me

I just came twice and I feel another coming

“Don’t stop Hobi”, I beg

“I won’t baby. Not until you cum first”, he promises as he pulls and holds me up with an arm around my back

The angle makes him hit deeper inside and I yell

It feels so fucking amazing

Hobi is good at sex too

“Hobi, Hobi, Hobi”, I call over and over

“Yeah baby, say my fucking name. Tell me I make you feel better than anyone else.”

“Hey”, Namjoon yells

“Yes Hobi, fuck, you fuck me better than anyone so far”, I repeat

“Joanne!”, Namjoon yells again, surprised and upset

I honestly don’t even know what I’m saying

I’ve been fucked so much and orgasmed so much I can’t think

And the next one comes now

“Hoseok, Hoseok!”, I cry, my body shaking uncontrollably

“Yeah baby, fuck yeah”, he murmurs, still ramming me until he shouts and cums too

Hobi gently lays me back down before pulling out and collapsing next to me

I lay there for a few minutes, just breathing and relaxing

Until Namjoon comes

He thrust inside hard and pounds away

“I fuck you better than anyone Joanne. I was going to fuck you later but now I have to remind you who gives it to you good”, he yells

“Yes Namjoon”, I pant, “More”

Fuck he really does fuck me the best

The pleasure is running through my body and feels so so good

He drives his cock in harder and faster, knowing exactly what to do to me

“Your body listens to me”, he growls,

“Cum now”

He thrusts again and I cum just like he wants

“Good girl”, Namjoon moans, “Again, now!”

And I explode on him again

He pounds a few times then holds me to him as he cums, yelling

After he lays down next to me, breathing hard

I get up, wobbling on my legs

Cum still slides down my legs when I stand but this time I don’t know who's it is, since four of them came in me one after the other

Just thinking about that makes me feel like a slut

I shrug to myself, I probably am but God did I love this

“I’ll be right back”, I say and walk to the bathroom

My legs feel like jelly as I walk

I get to the bathroom, then clean myself up with soap and water

I walk back to the living room

All the guys are laying around, eyes closed or watching me

All but Yoongi

Who's sitting, still stiff and watching me

I saunter over to him

“You’re turn”, I whisper to him

How I have the energy to still go I’ll never know

But I don’t want to be unfair to him

Everyone else got off, he should too

Yoongi glares at me but instead of being scared, it turns me on

He’s so fucking sexy and he doesn’t know it

And it gets me wet

“I’m not scared of you Yoongi. Never was, never will be”

It’s true

He can look and even be mean but I’m not scared of him

I just give him his shit right back to him

“So you can glare at me all you want”

I grab his hand and put it on my pussy so he can feel how soaked I am

“It doesn’t do anything but turn me on”

He moans and bites his lip as he slides his fingers around and inside

“So if you wanna give me an attitude, you know you’ll get one back. And if you wanna act like an ass, I’ll walk away, let someone else fuck me and you can jerk off.”, I threaten

“No. No. I’ll be good. I promise”, he says quickly

“Good fucking boy”

He nods his head quickly, “Yes, I’m your good boy"

I cock my head, “cute”

I pull his hand away and he whimpers

Big bad Yoongi, whimpering for sex

I love it

I climb on top of him, hovering right over his hard leaking erection

“Take it Yoongi”, I whisper

He doesn’t need to be told twice

He grabs my hips and slams me down on him

“Fuck!”, we both scream

“Move Jo. Please Fuck me. I waited like you asked. Fuck me”, he begs

“Anything you want Yoongi”

I slam up and down on him, hard and fast, moving on him like I did before, making sure his cock hits my spot, pleasure roaring in my body

His eyes are squeezed closed and his grip on my hips are turning his knuckles white, him panting rapidly. But the pain feels so good

“Yoongi, baby, you’re cock feels so good”, I praise

It’s true

Yoongi’s cock is the biggest and thickest out of all of them

Bigger than Jungkook and like Jungkook, I don’t have to squeeze him for it to be tight

But I do it anyway to make it tighter for him

“You’re so tight Jo, you fuck me so well”, he moans, my pussy making a squelching sound every time I take him in

I kiss him, putting my arms around his neck, my hands sliding in the back of his hair

I'm slamming harder and harder, clenching him tighter, while he moans under me.

Grabbing a fistful of hair, I pull his head back against the chair cushion and plant kisses all over his neck

He moans loudly when I kiss one spot and I smirk against his skin

I concentrate on kissing and licking right in that spot he likes

“Fuck. I don’t want to leave your pussy. Please Jo, don’t make me leave”, he begs

“Shhh, Yoongi, you don’t have to baby. You can stay”, I murmur, riding him as hard and fast as I can, my pussy leaking and clenching hard around him

“God Jo, you’re so good. I’ve never been fucked this good before”, he whimpers

I smile, happy about that

I lean down and whisper in his ear, “Cum Yoongi. I want it so much”

He’s breathing so hard but he manages to get out, “Yyyy….you first. I…fuck….I want to feel you cum on me”

Fuck, his words turn me on so much and I feel the familiar pressure of an orgasm coming

I slide up and down his shaft a few more times before I explode as an orgasm tears through my body

“Yoongi, fuck!”

As I clamp down on his cock, he grips me tighter and puts his head against my chest, yelling while he cums

“Joanne baby, shit”

He leans back when he’s finished, still in me and he’s still hard as a rock

“Yoongi, you’re still hard”

“Huh?”, he asks, his head lifting up

I get off him and he looks down

Our cum is mixed on his cock but it’s still fully erect

I’ve never seen this before

Namjoon has been extremely horny before but it takes him at least ten minutes before he gets hard again Yoongi just came and nothing changed

He’s still hard

Wow

“Huh”, he says as he looks at himself then he looks back at me

“Get on”, he demands

"What?”

“Get on. You kept your promise to fuck me good and you're right, I’m going to be thinking about that for a long time. But now I’m gonna fuck your brains out and you won’t want anyone but me to fuck you anymore.”

I smirk, “You can try”

“Then get on my cock and let me wreck you”

I get so wet and excited, I immediately slide on his cock

“Fuck, Yoongi, you fit so good in me”, I whisper

“I know baby. I don’t want to be anywhere else”, he replies, quietly

Then he says, “We got an audience”

I turn and see the guys watching us, hands on their erect cocks

“They’re gonna jerk off to us”, I giggle

He shrugs, “I don’t care about them. I want you right now”

“Then fuck me hard Yoongi”

He smirks and thrusts up hard causing me to scream

He holds my hips again and lifts me up, then slams me down as he thrusts up

The pleasure is so fucking intense

More intense that when Tae and Jin were in me

He keeps going so hard and fast

I fucking love it

He’s hitting all the right places and pretty soon he has me coming again

“Yoongi, ahhh”, I scream

He doesn’t stop, he gets up and carries me to the couch

“Get off”, Yoongi yells at Jimin and Jungkook

They scramble off and he lays me on the couch on my back

He rips open my legs and thrusts inside, immediately pounding ruthlessly into me

It feels amazing

He leans over and kisses me, his tongue sliding in my mouth and I love the way it feels

He kisses my neck and down to my breast

He sucks on one of my nipples while he squeezes the other with his fingers

I gasp as the pleasure and all too soon I’m ready to cum

But just as I’m going to, he pulls out

“Fuck”, I yell

He smirks at me, “Don’t like it huh?”

“No!”, I snap

“Now you know how it feels”

Yeah, not fucking fun to be pulled out of pleasure like that

But I’m still not sorry I did it to him

I roll my eyes while he kisses my body, licking and sucking on my skin

He sucks on a nipple again and I’m even more drenched

“Damn Jo, you want me that much? You just fucking soaked the cushion”

I glare at him, “Then shut up and fuck me”

“Ok”, he shrugs and pleasure returns to my body as he pushes in

He puts my legs on his shoulders and slams in deeper than any of the guys went

This position makes my orgasm come much faster

Then the pleasure leaves my body as he pulls out again

“YOONGI!”, I scream, frustrated

He laughs

He fucking laughs

That’s it

“Hobi come fuck me now”, I yell

“No he can’t.”, Yoongi answers

“Yes he can. He fucked me the best tonight and he can do it again.”

Yoongi’s eyes flash and he growls, “No he’s not going to. I’m going to fuck you. I’m going to make you scream louder than Namjoon does. I’m going to be the one who fucks you the best out of any guy you ever fucked or will fuck. You’ll never forget about me, the same way I’ll never forget about you!”

I stare at him in shock

He’ll never forget me?

He actually said that?

I can’t think of anything to say

But then I don’t have to because as soon as he’s done speaking, he goes back in harder and faster than before

Again once I get close, he pulls out

I get so fucking pissed but I don’t say anything this time

He teases me two more times and I just get more frustrated

He smirks at me and kisses me

I’d turn my head but I like his kisses

He goes back in, legs still on his shoulders

It feels fantastic

I’m scared to give in to the strong pleasure because he’s gonna pull out again and everything is going to stop

So I just breathe heavily, not screaming because what’s the point if it’s just gonna stop?

“What’s the matter baby?”, he asks

“Nothing”, I answer

“You don’t like it?”

I shake my head, “I do. I love it but you’re just gonna stop again and I’m waiting for that.”

“Not this time baby, I’m gonna let you cum.”

“I promise Jo.”

I nod and just give in to the feelings

“Scream for me”, he asks

He slams in and I can’t help it, I scream

No words, just noise

I can’t think to form words

“Yeah my baby girl, scream again”

I just can’t handle it

I’m hot, I’m sweaty, and I just want to cum

I let out a long scream from his fucking amazing cock hitting the right places

“Cum, baby girl. I know you want to”

It’s like my body is his because as soon as he tells me to, I cum so fucking hard

My body shakes so much I can’t stop it, my mind turns off and stars burst in my vision as I just scream from the fucking intensity

My back arches off the couch and I have to close my eyes because I can’t keep them open

And at the same time, Yoongi is urging me on

“Yeah baby, I love you fucking shaking. You’re screams are music to my ears.”

It’s the best fucking orgasm I ever had

Fucking incredible

After it passes my body comes back down to the couch and I relax a little

“Oh no, Joanne, I’m not done with you yet”, Yoongi informs me

What?

I can’t

That last one took too much out of me

“Yoongi, I can’t…”

“Yeah you can. I know you can”

“Yoongi..”

“Shhh baby girl. Just feel and enjoy everything ok?”

I nod

I can’t argue with him

I don’t want to

He spreads my legs wider, holding them open wide

He just slams over and over, the pleasure building again

Then he hits so deep and hits my spot that has me screaming

“There it is. I was looking for that”, he smirks, “Are you ready to cum over and over again Jo? Cuz I’m gonna make you”

I nod

I’m not ready but I want it

He slams the spot over and over, waves of ecstasy crashing over me again and again

“Come on baby, cum for me”

He hits me again in my spot and I lose control of my body and cum all over him again

“Good girl. Again”, he shouts

He hits the spot

Another orgasm

“Who fucks you the best?”, he demands

“You Yoongi”, I cry as another orgasm over takes me

“Who makes you cum over and over?”

“You!”, I shout and I cum again

I can’t control myself

He’s controlling my body

Every time he slams the spot I orgasm automatically

I never felt this much ecstasy in my life

Even though I’m coming within seconds, it feels so so incredible

And I want more

I don’t want him to stop

“Who gave you the best orgasm of your life?”, he yells

“You did Yoongi, fuck, you did!”, I scream, coming again

“Fucking right. Who do you belong to? Your body, your pussy, you? Who?”, he demands

“You Yoongi, You!”, I cry as another orgasm takes my body

Fuck yes

I’ll be his

Yoongi puts my legs around him and he leans over, picking me up and holding me up like Hobi did

Except Yoongi holds me closer to him

“Who does your body listen to baby?”

“You Yoongi!”, I shout

“Good girl. Now cum on me again”, he orders and again my body obeys him

“Yoongi!”, I scream, shaking and holding his arms so tightly while I cum

“Good baby girl. You're such a good girl for me.”, he moans

“Yoongi!”, I whimper

“What baby?”

“Don’t stop, don’t fucking stop, please”

“You want more?”

I nod I lost count of how many times I came just with Yoongi

But I want more

“I’ll give you anything you want, anytime”, he says, giving me another orgasm

“This is fucking insane”, one of the guys says

“How is she coming so much?”

“How has he not cum yet?”

“Fuck, just watch her begging him for more is hot”

“I think you’ve been replaced Namjoon.”

“Shut up”

Yoongi kisses me as orgasm after orgasm roll over me

“You’re fucking kisses are amazing Joanne. I never want to kiss anyone else.”

God what he’s saying is making me feel so good

“My good girl”, he murmurs, holding me close while still moving

After I cum again, he says, “Jo, can I cum now? I can’t take it. The way you feel, the way you pull on me, I can’t last anymore baby girl.”

“Yes Yoongi, cum baby”

He nods, the rams in my spot once more causing one last orgasm before he screams and cums hard

He puts his face in my neck, screaming and crying out loud, while he cums, his orgasm lasting a lot longer than it normally should

He pulls out when he’s done, lays me back down then just lays on top of me, out of breath, his heart racing

“You’re heart’s beating so fast”, he breathes

“Yours too”, I reply

I’m fucking exhausted

I lay back and close my eyes

“Jo…cccc…can I stay here until I can breathe normally again?”

“Yeah Yoongi, it’s ok”

“Thanks”

I hear the guys moving around and talking but I’m so tired

I don’t even realize when I fall asleep

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My phone buzzes and I pick it up

It’s a text

From Yoongi

“Hey Jo. Can you come to the dorm today to hang?”

“Yeah sure. What time?”

“Uh I’ll text you. We’re at practice now”

“Sure, lemme know”

He sends a thumbs up emoji

It’s been a month since the BTS orgy I participated in

It was really fun

I ended up falling asleep on the couch Yoongi did too, on top of me

None of the guys moved us, they just went back to their rooms

I woke up to Yoongi’s hair in my face

He jumped a mile when I poked him and I laughed

I told him I needed to go home and asked if he could please get up

He blushed and moved off so I could get up

We both got dressed and he let me out

Ever since then everything has been normal between all of us

We all still hang out together

We just don’t have sex and we don’t talk about it

It doesn’t bother me as long as I have them as my friends

Nothing ever happened between me and the member I’m in love with

We just had sex and that was it

He never said anything to me, just continued as we were

I’m disappointed but I can’t make him love me

And I can’t wait around for him

I have to get over it

That’s why I agreed to go on a date with another idol

Namjoon’s friend Jackson from Got 7, asked if I’d possibly agree to go on a date with his group member, Jin- Young

I said yes and the next thing I know, Jin-Young calls me, asking me out

So I agree and we’re going out on Friday

He’s cute but I don’t know him

I have to give him a chance though

I don’t want to be alone all my life pining over someone who’ll never love me

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“Hi Jo”, Jungkook says as he opens the door to the dorm

“What up Kookie?”

He laughs, “You’re so weird”

“Ha! Look who's talking. So what’s up?”

“Uh nothing”

“Yoongi here? He asked me to come over”, I ask

“Yeah he’s in his room.”

“Rude. I texted him that I’m here. You think he’d come and open the damn door.”

“Are you surprised?”, Jungkook asks with an “are-you-kidding-me” look.

“Not at all”, I smile, “I’ll see you later”

“See ya”

I walk to Yoongi’s room

His door is open and he’s at his desk writing something, his back to me

I see his phone is on his bed

I roll my eyes

He probably didn’t even read the text I sneak up on him and he doesn’t even hear me

I glance over his shoulder real quick to see what he’s writing

Looks like lyrics

About a girl

'Her eyes are beautiful dark pools I love to get lost in'

Damn

He has it bad

Anyway, I decide to scare him

“What are you writing?”, I whisper in his ear

He jumps and shouts, turning around, snapping his notebook closed

I’m laughing so hard, I can’t breathe

He’s glaring at me, breathing heavily

“That’s not fucking funny Joanne.”

“You’re right”, I gasp, “It’s fucking hilarious”

He just keeps glaring and scowling at me until I’ve calmed down

I wipe my eyes carefully, trying not to fuck up my makeup anymore than I already did when tears came out

“Are you done?”

I crack up again

“Joanne! Seriously?”

“Ok, ok, I’m done”, I say holding back a smile

He huffs

“I’m good. I promise”, I say, calmed for now

I flop on his bed and toss him his phone

“I texted you when I was outside you ass. I had to keep ringing the bell until Jungkook opened it”

“Oh sorry. I was busy, I lost track of time”

“Uh-huh, writing love song lyrics?”

“You looked?”, he scowls again

“Relax, I only saw one line about the girls eyes and getting lost or something like that.”

“Don’t read my lyrics.”

“Fucking relax. I didn’t mean to”, I snap

“You know I hate when people read my shit before I finish it.”

“Oh my god, I’m sorry ok? I won’t read any of your shit ever again.”

“You shouldn’t have done it now!”, he exclaims

Fuck this

I didn’t come here to be yelled at

I get up, “Fuck off Yoongi. I’m leaving”

I walk past him and out into the hall

“No, Joanne wait! Don’t go”, he says following me

He grabs my arm, stopping me

I turn back to him, giving him a death stare

“I’m sorry ok? I just got embarrassed that you read it ok? I don’t write love songs, I usually leave that to Namjoon. I’m sorry. Don’t leave.”

I hesitate but he’s apologizing

“Ok fine”, I give in

Relief blooms in his face

“Uh can you come back to my room?”

“Yeah ok”, I say and follow him

Once inside he closes the door

He goes and sits in the computer chair by the desk I go to sit in his bed facing him

“So what do you wanna do?”, I ask

“Uh I wanted to ask you something”

“You dragged me all the way here to ask me something?”

“You live ten minutes away!”

“Still”, I say, “You could of just texted me.”

He rolls his eyes

“I asked you to come hang out but I wanna ask you something first.”, he clarifies

“Oh, ok”

I sit and wait

He looks down at the ground

“Yoongi? Hello?”, I call, “What do you want to ask me?”

“Uh, yeah..”, he trails off

I give him a ‘well?’ look

“Do you..uh….will you…”

“What? Just ask Yoongi, you can ask me anything”

We had crazy sex and he’s been everywhere on my body

He can’t ask a fucking question?

“Will you be my girlfriend?”

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Yoongi POV

She blinks, then asks, “Are you…are you serious?”

I know it’s coming out of nowhere and this isn’t like me at all

And I’m not usually this shy around her

But the truth is I love her

I fell in love with her a long time ago

But I’m not good at this stuff and she makes me nervous

“Yeah I’m serious.”

“Where is this coming from? I didn’t even think you liked me like that”, she asks

‘Because I hid it and I’m scared you don’t want me’, I want to say but don’t

I know she’s confused

I never gave any indication that I like her like that

Even after we woke up naked together, I acted completely normal even though I was incredibly happy

Waking up to her arms around me, holding me was the best thing in the world

And the sex she gave me the night before?

The best sex I ever had in my entire existence

I haven’t said anything this last month because I was getting the courage to tell her

But I had to speed things up or I’d lose her

But I shrug, “I don’t know. I just like you”

I am not telling her I love her

Not yet

“You just like me?”, she repeats, “You don’t even sound sure”

“I am”

She furrows her eyebrows, so confused

“Look if you don’t want to just say it”, I answer

This isn’t going well

She’s not answering me and I’m freaking out

“Hey don’t give me a fucking attitude. You can’t just drop this on me after never saying a fucking thing or even indicating that you felt this way. Especially since you’re shrugging your fucking shoulders and not even sounding like you do really like me”, she snaps

My eyes widen and I look down

She’s right

I need to relax and show her that I want her

“I’m sorry Jo. I’m not good at this stuff. The truth is…”

“What?”

Shit

Why did I say that?

“Yoongi?”, she prompts

Should I tell her?

I just said I wouldn’t but maybe I should just tell her.

Get everything out of the way

She’s not going to let it go anyway until I answer her

I take a breath, “The truth is I love you.”

“You..love..”, she stutters

I nod looking up at her, “Yeah, I love you. I have for a while. I don’t know when it happened or even how. I just started noticing that I’d get jealous when you’d go to Namjoon’s room all the time. I just wanted to be around you, hold your hand, kiss you. I don’t like being touched or do that kind of stuff but I want to with you. I didn’t know what was wrong with me until I figured out I fell in love with you.”

She looks totally caught off guard which is to be expected

“But how can you want me after what I did with you and the guys? I fucked all of your friends! If I’d known you felt like this I wouldn’t have done it!”

“You wouldn’t?”, I ask, looking intently at her

Is she just saying that or does she mean it?

“No!”, she cries

I…I don’t know what to say

Why wouldn’t she?

She’s single, she can do whatever she wants

“But why not?”, I ask

“Because I love you, you fucking idiot! God you’re so stupid and fucking blind.”

Now it’s my turn to look dumbfounded

She loves me?

Is she joking?

“I’m in love with your dumb ass and I wouldn’t have fucked all the guys if I’d known how you felt. I only did it because I got to be with you if I did. I never thought you’d ever look twice my way, with all female idols and female staff members you’re around all the time!”, she yells

Is she insane?

I don’t give a rats ass about idols and female staff members

I’ve seen them and they do nothing for me

She is who I want

“Why would you think that? You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen! I can’t look at other girls anymore because they can never compare to you. All I do is compare. I just stopped looking because they’re not you”, I tell her

“Www…what?”, her mouth drops open, “You’re not serious?”

My god, she really doesn’t think I’d want her or look at her at all

She’s gorgeous, she’s all I could ever want and more and she has no clue

“You are the most beautiful girl in the world to me”, I repeat

She has to believe that I think that

I won’t let her think otherwise

“I love everything about you. How small you are, how fucking incredibly sexy your body is, you hair, your soft skin, you’re gorgeous smile. And your eyes. Your fucking eyes.”, I confess

Her eyes are fucking beautiful and I could stare into them all day

They’re such a pretty dark brown that shine all the time

I could drown in them every day

But I don’t want to think it’s all about her looks because it’s so not

“And don’t get me started on your personality. Because that could take hours for me to describe.”

It really could

She’s my perfect match

“The song…the thing I read…”, she start

“Is about you”, I admit, “That’s why I freaked out when you read it.”

“What you wrote about my eyes”, she trails off…

I blush hard

I don’t write love songs but once I sat down, all this came out

A whole verse just about her incredible eyes

“It’s true. Your eyes are my favorite thing about you, physically anyway. They’re just fucking gorgeous. They’re big and I love their dark brown color and how they’re always shining. I fucking drown in them everytime you look at me. I can’t hear anything anyone says or think about anything except looking in them. I honestly think I could get lost for hours in them.”, I answer, blushing more

She looks adorable with her mouth hanging open

I might as well keep going

She loves me and I want her to know how much I love her

Maybe we can finally be together

“You’re all I think about, all the time. It’s driving me crazy. I just want you around me all the time. I don’t care about what happened with the guys. It was before us, it doesn’t matter. What matters starts now, with you and me together. To be honest I only did it to be with you too. That was the best night of my life, being with you, making you feel that amazing. It was the best sex of my life because it was with you.”

I really don’t care about it

It happened and nothing can change that

I’m not mad, we weren’t together then

I was glad to be with her

“It’s the same for me Yoongi. It was the best because I was with you. You could of just kissed me the whole night and it would of been the best of my life.”, she admits

“I’m sorry Joanne. I’m sorry I didn’t say anything before and I didn’t realize you felt the same.”

“It’s ok Yoongi. But why now? Why didn’t you say anything after we had sex?”

I sigh, “I was trying to work up the balls to tell you. But I was scared. Terrified actually. I still am. But then Namjoon told me that you agreed to go on a date with Jin-Young. I couldn’t lose you to someone else without at least telling you how I feel. That’s why I’m telling you now”

When I found out that she agreed to go on a date with this guy I flipped my shit

There is no way I would lose her without trying

No way

It’s silent for a minute

“Yes”, she says

I look at her confused, “Yes, what?”

“Yes, I’ll be your girlfriend”, she answers

“You will?”, I ask, hoping she’s not kidding

She nods, “I love you Yoongi”

My face bursts into a smile

She sucks in her breath, whispering,

“Your smile is so beautiful Yoongi. I absolutely love it”

I can’t help but smile more, “I love you Joanne”

She gets off the bed and comes to me, kissing me

I kiss her back, pulling her on my lap

She pulls away and touches my face gently, staring into my eyes

“I love your eyes too Yoongi. They’re so beautiful”

Fuck, I can’t believe she’s saying this to me

That she thinks this about me

I run my fingers through her hair and look at her with love

“You’re mine”, I whisper

She nods, “And you're mine”

“Always”, I answer

I lean in and meet her half way, in a fiery kiss

[cyberhughes]

— 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ jack hughes

chapter 2: fein

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𝓐𝓾𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓼 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓮: a bit of written dialogue so yall can see the character dynamics😝am i writing this while i should be studying for finals?? yeah but fuck it we ball!!! this is like semi proofread also😭

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naomihill ANOTHER SHOT!!!!

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↳ quinnhughes: okay so this actually what we like to call alcoholism!

↳ naomihill: like what are you even talking about i barely had anything to drink

↳ trevorzegras: miss girl you were on the floor throwing a tantrum and jack had to carry you out…

↳ naomihill: what if i just wanted to feel his muscles???

↳ jackhughes: wait what

↳ yasminramirez: body sooo tea (hungover beyone belief rn)

↳ lhughes_06: i’m making hangover soup come over

↳ colecaufield: omg so nice of you i’m On my way!

↳ lhughes_06: i invited yasmin not u😒

↳ colecaufield: oh ok i see how it is

↳ trevorzegras: DONT DO MY BOY LIKE THAT LUKE

↳ quinnhughes: okay no more drinking for you you’re actually cut off for a bit

↳ naomihill: NO YOU CANT DO THIS I LITERALLY ONLY HAD LIKE ONE SHOT

↳ lhughes_06: more like one shot + another 36

↳ yasminramirez: this bitch bruh💀💀

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last night’s events…

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“you wouldn’t.” trevor had a devilish grin on his face as he egged on naomi. “oh but i would!” she stomped off to the bar to get yet another shot of tequila. she and trevor had a bet going to see who could drink the most while appearing the most sober. “hon, do you really need another?” the bartender smiled softly, expression slightly laced with concern. “how much?” naomi asked, dodging the question. the bartender handed her the machine as naomi dug through her purse looking for her card. just as she was about to pay, a hand reached over tapping the machine. she looked up confused but blushed slightly when she saw a man who had a faint resemblance of drew starkey. “oh, why did you do that?” he smiled at her question, shrugging. “pretty girl like you shouldn’t have to pay.”

“oh hell no.” jack eyed the situation at the bar as he stood with quinn and luke, their other friends scattered elsewhere. the two brothers followed his gaze to the bar, before eyeing eachother and bursting into laughter. “he’s stealing your girl.” quinn nudged. jack scoffed at this, “he couldn’t if he tried.” luke raised an eyebrow at his brothers comment, “did you just admit she’s your girl?” jacks face went red. “i- no- he just looks like a fuck boy.” he responded, fixing the cap on his head as quinn rolled his eyes. there was no way jack was calling him a fuck boy whilst wearing a backwards cap and a graphic tee. naomi and the drew starkey look alike had continued conversing, while jack had noticed the guy inching closer towards her. feeling annoyed, he shoved his drink into quinn’s hands, he powered off to the bar. “not his girl my ass.” luke chuckled.

“so are you from here?” the guy sipped his drink, shamelessly eyeing her from head to toe. “i live here now but i’m actually from-“ before she could finished a hand wrapped around her. “hey baby. who’s this?” she rolled her eyes, turning her head towards jack. “oh shit- is this your girl? thats my mad bro.” he raised his hands in the air. “you’re good.” jack replied sternly. getting the message, the guy walked away and naomi groaned. “jackkk!” she whined and he just grinned at her. “what? can’t have anyone taking you away from me.” he shrugged. “awww you’re jealous.” she wiggled her finger in his face. “that’s so cute!” she laughed and he just admired her. he really couldn’t have anyone take her away.

it was 1:30 am, quinn had suggested they go home since he had been getting tired and not drunk enough to get over it since he was DD. to this, trevor had called him a grandpa and naomi pleaded to stay longer. sighing, he had agreed to another half hour. naomi and yasmin had stumbled their way to the women’s washroom for a quick refresh. “so…” yasmin leaned against the wall as she watched naomi reapply her lip combo. “you talk all the time about needing to pull, yet you haven’t approached anyone after jack slid in when that guy bought you a drink.” she commented, sounding more like a question than a statement. “is it cause you actually just want jack?” she teased and naomi blushed. “oh my god stop it.” naomi grabbed her arm, dragging her out of the washroom and back to their group of friends. yasmin smiled to herself, knowing what she had said was completely true, and everyone around them also knew it.

“dance with me.” naomi stumbled towards jack placing her hands on his shoulders. “we’re going home now.” he, placed his hands on top of hers, subconsciously rubbing his thumbs on the back of her hand soothingly. she pouted at his response. “quinn’s already pulling up the car.” he said stepping backwards to lead her towards the exit as their friends also headed over. “we’ll dance next time okay?” and he was 100% sure that the next time they had went out he would dance with her for however long she wanted, even if killed his feet. without warning, naomi slumped down the the floor in protest. his eyes widened, trying to catch her on the way down but failing to do so. everyone else had already made their way to the exit but stopped when they noticed they were missing two of the group. yasmin looked around and when her eyes fell to naomi pouting on the floor and jack pleading for her to stand up, she let out the loudest cackle. “holy shit look.” everyone turned their attention the the scene. “yeah i think naomi had one too many shots tonight.” cole laughed. “I WIN!” trevor exclaimed, giving everyone a high five. feeling somewhat embarrassed by the looks they were getting, jack pulled her hands up so she’d stand before picking her up bridal style and walking to their friends. “hey- what- put me down!” she exclaimed, yet she still wrapped her arms around his neck for support, she never wanted him to let go.

HOT MESS EXPRESS🔥🤠

[kooktrash]

Please fill us in on this delusionship cause I'm so invested now. What in the world is going on with you and this guy? This is so interesting and Very fic worthy tbh

Ok ok im just gonna respond to this with the lore

and disclaimer: it is a long, meaningless, delusional story that has been going on for about a year. ask @joonberriess she gets weekly updates and yall are gonna get it all in one go 😭 A LOT OF SPELLING ERRORS

[key: the story is about 🩷, but there was a previous person 💙, and places are 🐸🦎🛑💨]

for background info: I work full time at a retail store in a shopping mall and lowkey good bucks 😗but anyway, I’ve been here since 2021 so you basically notice when stores hire new employees or people quit or new places open. you begin to know everyone working at your neighboring stores etc

Tbh it’s kinda like high school where you get bored and need someone hot to look at across the hall me and my coworker thought the guys at the shoe store were hot and they would flaunt their stuff if you know what I mean. And there was one man who stood out let’s call him 💙and we were on the same wavelength he knew we were just “window shopping”👀 but when he started dating a girl at the store directly across from mine I had to be a girls girl and find a new target

Around this time a barber shop was being built around the corner. Still a bit of a walk but on my side of the mall. It was out of the way so we didn’t really care bc it wasn’t directly in front of us. And the lore is about 🩷 who works at the barber shop. And when we first saw him I knew he was barber but I didn’t really care bc we couldn’t directly see them like how I could with 💙. I notice’s 🩷 was hot but not like “we work at the same place hot” more of “just a hot customer” type bc he went into my store with another barber and lowkey he didn’t look interested so I just didn’t care to talk to him

a little later we found out 💙 was a bum ass bitch,couch hopper and cheated on the girl with one of his new coworkers ( downgrade might I add. ) He was still on my radar but not really cause now he’s just a man.But the girl moves away and I have her on snap AND GET THIS when she was posting her good bye pics she posted picture of her at the club and 🩷 was in the background. But at the time I wasn’t delusional YETTT I just knew he was hot. and he wasn’t like PURPOSELY in the pic I think he just happened to be at the same bar as her.

Okay now during the summer I was in the streets 💅🏽and I kept running into him at the club and in my head I was like damn I see this mfer everywhere. The second time I really noticed him I was with my friends and my brother for context my stepbrother is gay but people mistake us for a couple bc we’re only a year apart and really close friends. I saw 🩷 at 4 different clubs 🦎🛑🐸💨. The first club we went to was 🛑 he wasn’t there at first but when he was there he was sitting a few tables away with a girl but you could tell he recognized me bc we work at the same place. Even though he was with a girl he was still kinda looking over at me to the point where my brother noticed. I had to explain a little bit of the lore. After awhile we didn’t see him anymore and we got bored of that bar and went to another — we like to bar hop. Anyways we ended up going to 🐸. And at 🐸 guess who we end up seeing !!! 🩷 with his girl and at that point I was like this a weird ass coincidence and you can tell the girl was beginning to notice too bc she kept glaring. he was still paying attention to the girl he was with obv but I could catch him looking over and it was getting annoying. (WAIT WAIT I FOR GOT TO TELL YALL MY BOTHER-IN-LAW USED TO GET HIS HAIR CUT BY HIM BUT I DIDNT KNOW) at some point I think he left 🐸 and little later we decided to leave.

BUT WAIT I didnt know he was standing out side getting ready to go back to 🛑. Keep in mind 🐸 and 🛑 are down the street from each other and 🦎is across the street from both, but 💨 is blocks away. As we’re walking back to 🛑 we see him near 🛑 and 🩷 stops to talk to someone he knew or whatever. We end up passing him and go to 🛑 and later he also goes back to 🛑 still with the girl. at this point I think he thought it was

Getting a little weird and left 🛑 immediately and idk where he want nor did I pay attention. But when we got bored of 🛑 again we decided to go to 🦎 and you wouldn’t believe who we saw again —🩷!!!. But as we got to 🦎 he was leaving but a few moments later he shows back up to 🦎— after seeing us go in. And my friends were confused bc every bar we’ve been to we’ve seen him. I’m trying not to be delulu but it was still weird.

anyways the night ended with a bunch of weird encounters that I’m telling myself were just coincidences BUTTT like I said we work at the same shopping mall so I was still bound to run into him at work yknow? one particular time he had to pass my store to go to the food court for lunch I’m assuming and I walked to the escalator trash can to throw a drink away right as he was walking walking back (but I fr didn’t notice it was him and I doubt he did either) TELL ME WHY I’m over here trying to be mysterious and not look at him like I know him and this mf FULLY whipped his head the other way to not look at me. At that point I was offended bc one) it’s not my fault we keep running into each other and two) I’m just as confused as him lmao 😭

after that I was basically like ew fuck that weirdo bc like I said I’m not intentionally trying to run into 🩷 especially not if I think he’s got a girl

anyways so weeks go by with little encounters like this at the mall and let me keep it a buck, 🩷 would see me with different guy friends all the time so as far as he knew I was taken too yknow?

yall remember 💙? Well he started looking GOOD again and like yeah he was a bum but he understood the assignment <3 he knew it was just flirting staring and nothing more. 🩷 was just tooo… approachable? I like my men like 💙 where I don’t have to expect anything out of it I can just stare and that’s it. so I had told my coworkers idc about the barber aka 🩷 and I was back to being delulu for 💙 and KEEP IN MIND THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN nothing serious, but at this time since 🩷 would purposely try and avoid I didn’t care about him enough to be bothered

but I think the universe got something against me bc anytime I would go a long time without talking about 🩷 or seeing him, he’d just magically appear again like the universe was trying to force him back (delulu i know)

so for instance, the next time I saw him he wasn’t with the girl from last time. he was with some guy friends and I was with a full different set of friends than the ones I usually go out with. when I went out with this group

I invited one of my guy friends over and I remember we were walking past 🦎 bar and I didn’t realize 🩷 and his friends were just hanging out around there and I drunkenly made my guy friend tie my shoe. So 🩷 is watching my guy friend get on his knees outside and put my leg on his lap and tie my shoe 😂I’m telling you such Y/n moments

but isn’t it weird how after I was like fuck this man don’t care he just kept showing up? and any time I was out after that he didn’t have a girl with him anymore and he would pay extra close attention to whatever guy I was with

I was out of town for work for a whole week and the one night I came back to go out with my friends I just happened to run into him over and over and over again AND now at the mall he’s not even bothering to avoid me

like I remember once I was standing at the entrance with another coworker and he just stared me down like 😳 and even she was like “WHYD HE LOOK AT YOU LIKE THAT” And I’m like girl idk I thought he was in his avoiding me era

but from then on he would dead stare me but me being mysterious 🎀I would ignore him bc like I said idk if he had a gf or not anymore and also tf I look like approaching him first. even when I’d walk past his barber shop I could see him staring at me

at the club he was getting bolder, staring me down, staring at anybody I talked to etc etc

I remember on Halloween I was dressed as the white rabbit and we do a candy crawl at the mall for kiddos so I had been dressed up all day, I’m walking to the front of my store and I can see into the store across from mine. I remember they have a mirror right at the entrance and 🩷 was definitely trying to look at himself through the mirror when I saw him (bc I could see myself through the mirror too) and I swear the second he saw me he whipped back around to make sure

I would see him talking to other girls every now and then but I feel like it was always if we went a couple weeks without running into each other and like I said I’d talk to diff guys at the club so I couldn’t say anything I’m just delulu

I’m trying to speed this up but once I went out with the group of friends I don’t usually run into and we were at 🐸 which is a two story club. we were at the bottom and my friends and I were about to leave. it was around Halloween time still so we were dressed in costumes and I was wearing this big ass white cowboy hat. there’s no way he didn’t know it was me when I was right by the door, he recognizes my face, and I’m in a big fucking hat BUT GUESS WHET THIS MF DID. There was all this walking room between me and the wall and he deadass pressed up against my back just to pass me by slow and I even turned confused as hell like me being delulu but this man will do anything to be noticed instead of talk to me.

another time at the mall I passed by the barber shop to go to the makeup store and listen y’all I’m crazy so I’m aware the barber shop has mirrors all over so I could see if he’s at his station through the mirrors and HE WASNT. So I walked past, went to the makeup store and ignored the stares from the other barbers. tell me why as im leaving the makeup store 🩷 is standing right outside of it “on his phone” but right as im going to pass him this man does a full 180 degree angle to look at me !!$ 😭 im crazy I kno but if this ain’t giving wattpad idk what is

Basically, we kind of did this back-and-forth all summer all fall too . We would see each other at the club? multiple different clubs and we kind of keep an eye on each other. If he was with a girl, I would notice that he was with the girl if I was with a guy, he would notice that I’m with the guy and we kind of just kept each other in check the whole time but never actually talked which is where I’m saying I feel delusional. Like one time at the mall, I was walking to the food court, and I saw another barber from the shop and he looked at me and then he turned away. Then he looked at me again then he got his phone and started typing. Then he looked at me again, typed again, then put his phone away and turned his back to me and IDK y’all this is where I’m saying am I crazy because I swear it felt like he was texting about me And considering the way all the barbers look at me anytime I walk past I’m fully convinced 🩷’s talked aboutme before to them l not necessarily like that he likes me or anything like that. Maybe he just talk about me in a sense that we run into each other constantly and he thinks it’s weird. Also, I’m feeling lazy so I’m sorry to just use voice to text.’

The last time I fully ran into him was when he like rubbed up against my back that one time I was wearing a cowboy hat and I remember telling one of the girls I was hanging out with about it and to be fair she was drunk so I don’t think she was fully listening, but we were walking outside and I remember her like pulling on him and saying That she knew him and to be honest, he looked more shocked at the fact that I was standing there then he did when she called him out because he didn’t even really react when she called him out, but that was the last time I fully saw him like that

So recently, I haven’t really been running into him that much and honestly, I’m not that mad about it just because at this point it’s been like an all year thing. It’s getting annoying. I can’t tell if I’m being delusional. I I feel like I’m delulu for a reason And it’s it’s like I’m not even gonna lie to you. I Hang out with other guys. It’s just I’ve wasted too much energy thinking about this one 🩷 guy when he’s never gonna even talk to me, but it just feels like the universe really want us to be in the same area it’s pissing me off LMAO.

and this previous weekend I finally asked my friend who said she knew him how she knew him and she basically told me that they were talking for a minute, but they never dated or anything like that. They just went to the club one time together and some other girl approached him and was like yelling at him, and my friend was trying to mind her business, but then I guess the girl talk to my friend and yelled at her telling her that she don’t know why she’s messing with him if he has a girl, I don’t know how long ago this was I was kind of drunk. I don’t remember asking it wasn’t that serious so I just moved on , but I don’t know he’s just too weird and low-key I’m weird. I move weird and so I like a man that moves weird because then I don’t feel guilty about moving weird with them, but he moves too weird I might just ditch 🩷 for 💙

Except today, I literally said I don’t care about 🩷 because of what my friend told me, but then I end up running into him at my at work again and I’m like Bruh I swear to God the universe plays this weird manifestation game where they want us to run into each other for no reason because we don’t even end up talking

And to end this essay, I want to say it’s so stupid and like I said, it literally sounds like a fanfiction just because no nothing of it makes sense and I’m definitely being delusional, but I feel like I’m delusional for a reason because he has done a lot of things that I might’ve forgotten to even add in that have just made me so confused but I try not to read into it because sometimes im the problem 💀 idek delulu but self aware and for a reason

what do yall think

OH AND ONE TIME I HAD A MF DREAM ABOUT 🩷 and tell me why in my dream he said “I’ve been wanting to talk to you but you’re always with other people” and idk weird 😭😭😭 this is definitely a hard read bc of all the errors but sorry yall my head hurts

ask me questions if you got any and tell me what you think 💀like I sound crazy I know

and what I think is funny is I’ll have a full roster of men who I’ll go out with yet I’m more tripped over a man I don’t even talk to lmao

[evervigilantnightshade]

The Line - Part 11

Reader and John have always straddled the line between playful flirting and taking things further. However when they are forced into a safe house and a secret comes out will they be able to save what they were heading for or is all lost.

Reader x John Price, Ghost, Soap, Gaz, Laswell, Original characters.

MDNI

Warnings: Angst, violence towards reader, reader attacked by men, a pup gets hurt (but don't worry he's ok) Blood, fluff, flirting, Death and killing on missions, Father of reader's death mentioned. Eventual smut.

MASTERLIST

The dinner was lively, everyone laughing, and telling stories. John was sitting next to Y/N and he kept looking over at her, watching as she interacted with her family. She was gorgeous and despite her tears only moments ago she had a smile on her face as they all told stories. 

John wasn’t paying attention to anything other than Y/N until he saw her face turn red and she  groaned from embarrassment. He turned his attention to the table and Charlie started telling them about Skijoring. 

“What the hell is Skijoring?” Kyle asked 

Down the table Freya squealed. “Swear jar!” 

Simon laughed and raised his eyebrows towards Kyle as if saying I told you so. He then tossed Kyle a loonie and Kyle handed it directly to Freya which caused her and Edie to argue over who should get the dollar. 

“Skijoring is where you have one person riding a horse towing another person behind them on either skis or a snowboard.” Charlie explained. “What can I say, small town folks gotta find a way to pass the time. We had told Simon about it and he was determined to try it.” 

“Wait did ya?” Johnny asked, looking over at Simon.

“We did.” Simon said hesitantly. 

“And?” 

“It was great, a lot of fun and hilarious. We even set up little jumps. Everything was great. Until…:” 

Simon refused to say what happened so Charlie jumped in. 

“Until Brooke went a little too fast while towing Y/N on her snowboard and she launched her hard off a jump.Y/N came down on her arm the wrong way and broke it.” 

“Mom was pissed.” Emma laughed 

“Swear jar!” 

Another loonie was passed to the twins

“Yeah well you were grown. I shouldn't have to watch over you twenty four hours a day to make sure you don’t do dumb shit.” Momma Lynn said while simultaneously handing Edie a loonie.  

“Wait, how old were you?” Kyle asked. 

“About, what?” Y/N looked over at Simon. “Twenty nine?” 

“Yeah about that.” 

“Old enough to know better.” Momma Lynn said with a frown, but couldn’t help it and started laughing. “They tried to pretend like she just fell off a horse while they were riding. Acting like we couldn’t see them in the field from the window. It was such a terrible excuse. Y/N wouldn’t get on a horse to save her life.”

“You don’t like riding horses?” John looked at her amused. 

”Don’t like horses in general. I get it, they’re majestic, gorgeous creatures. But I had a childhood experience that made me scared of them for life.” 

“You’re so dramatic.” Momma Lynn laughed. 

“That horse nearly broke my back trying to go under a low hanging branch. Then it took off running full speed home with me on its back.” 

“I told you to pull on the reins, it’s not my fault you didn’t listen.” Momma Lynn shrugged

“I was eight! That’s three years older than the twins are now!” 

Brooke rolled her eyes. “They’ve been riding for a year.” 

Y/N looked shocked. 

“Really?” 

“Yeah nana takes us for horsey rides all the time.” 

She really had missed a lot. 

“Well, it doesn't change my opinion, horses are scary.” 

Johnny laughed. “Can’t believe you are scared of anything, let alone a horse.” 

“Well we’ll put you on one tomorrow and we’ll see how you do. How about that?” 

“Can we do Skijoring?” Ky asked excitedly. 

“NO!” 

“Absolutely.” 

Charlie and Y/N said at the same time. Charlie shot her a warning glare. 

“Come on mom, you gotta do it? Why can’t we?” Ky asked 

“Yeah mommy, can we please do it?” Johnny said in a low voice. 

Charlie’s cheeks blushed and she smirked at him. All of a sudden a dinner roll hit Johnny in the face and he looked up to see Simon glaring at him. 

“That's your second warning. You won’t get a third.” 

John chuckled and then felt something press against his leg. He looked down to see Chewy standing on his hind legs, his front legs against John’s legs, looking up at him with the saddest eyes he’s ever seen. John looked at his plate for something to sneak him under the table but Y/N put her hand on his. 

“That’s how he gets you. He makes you think he’s starving and so sad. But he’s really not. That's why he’s so chunky.” She laughed and moved Chewy off John’s leg. 

Chewy huffed and moved on to his next victim. 

“Alright kids, dinners over go up to your rooms and play, the adults have to talk.” Simon said and there was a chorus of protests. 

“That’s enough of that.” Momma Lynn said firmly and the twins and Meadow got up from their seats and made their way out of the room. 

Charlie looked at Ky and motioned for him to leave too. 

“Mom, I'm eighteen now, I should be able to stay.” 

She looked over at Y/N who shrugged “Technically he’s an adult now.” 

“Fine but you listen to the rules, and you keep your mouth shut.” 

Ky nodded excitedly. 

Momma Lynn put a basket in the middle of the table. Simon and the girls all tossed their phones and any other electronics into it. The team caught on and did the same. Charlie looked at Ky and he reluctantly put his phone in. 

“The watch too.” She instructed. 

Once he put it in Charlie took the basket into the other room and came back empty handed. 

“Alright, what’s going on? Why’d we have to drop everything and come out here for an unknown amount of time? And why can’t I speak to my husband about it?” Brooke crossed her arms over her chest. 

“I saw Adam, told him what I’m telling you now so don’t worry.” Y/N explained and Brooke looked shocked. 

“When?” 

“We were in Sweden right before coming here. I made a stop to see him. He wasn’t thrilled but preferred the idea of the three of you being here rather than being at home. We have protection watching over him.” 

“I didn’t know you went to see Adam.” Simon said annoyance in his voice. 

“With Keegan when I went to run errands.” She then turned to Brooke “He couldn’t tell you he saw me because of the no discussing over the phone rule.” 

“So what’s the reason?” Emma asked, looking concerned. 

“We’ve been after a top level target for quite a long time now. We finally tracked him down and thought we got him but it was a trap. He’s identified us and said he has all our information. We don’t know where he is and because he’s so dangerous we’ve had to be cautious and hide out for a bit while Overwatch tracks him down. We worried because if he knew us he would somehow be able to track down our families. So we figured this was the best place for everyone.” 

“What are the chances of this guy finding us?” Charlie asked, glancing over at Ky, regretting letting him stay for this based on the look he had on his face. 

“Enough we made the call to be here, but not enough to stay in lock down.” Simon referred to the house security system. 

“What about the kids?” Ava asked and Simon wrapped his arm around her protectively. 

“I would never let anything happen to them.” He assured her. 

“If anything were to happen we would all protect you.” John added 

Y/N instantly put her hand on his thigh and squeezed as a sign of thank you. 

“We’ll make sure everyone remembers the drills your dad used to put us through and stock the safe room. We’ve prepared for this, it was just a different situation than we thought it would be.” Momma Lynn said, her face serious. “You girls know enough to protect yourself and you spent your whole lives training for situations like this.” 

“I know it’s just a little different when it’s actually happening.” Emma said and Kyle looked over at her. 

“I wouldn’t want to come face to face with all you girls. You’re badasses.” 

His words made Emma smile, a blush creeping up her cheeks. 

“Keep an eye out. If you see something out of the ordinary, tell us. Someone should always be with the kids. Don’t leave the farm by yourself.” Simon listed out the rules. “We’ll be ok as long as we stay vigilant.” 

Everyone sat there looking concerned but nodded in agreement. 

“I know this is frightening, and we thought this would be the best place to be. But if it would make you feel better we can relocate.” Y/N didn’t want them to be scared because they were there.

“Not a chance in hell” Momma Lynn said angrily. “The best place for you to be is here, and we’re safer having you all here as well. There’s no way you’re leaving.” 

The sisters all spoke up with agreement but Brooke stood up suddenly and Y/N looked over at her. 

“I’m going to check on the girls. Don’t be ridiculous about leaving. Obviously having you all here is the best solution.” 

With that she left the room and Y/N looked over at Charlie who just shrugged and smiled. 

“Best you’re gonna get.” 

“True.” 

“Is she the oldest?” Kyle asked suddenly and Y/N chuckled. 

“Do you think she is?” 

Kyle nodded his head and then she looked at Johnny. “What about you?” 

“Definitely, she has tha’ older sis sassiness to her.”

Y/N then looked at John tilted her head. He could see a slight smirk on her lips and he had a feeling they were wrong. He looked around the table and thought about the girls and then thought about Y/N’s age. He came up with an answer that he figured was safe.

“Has to be Charlie.” 

“Well you’re all wrong.” Charlie said standing up and grabbing some plates from the table. 

“Who is then?” Kyle asked. 

Charlie motioned her head towards Y/N and Kyle laughed 

“No way!” 

“By like 3 minutes.” 

“Still older.” Charlie smirked. 

Y/N shrugged and then looked over at Ky who still looked a little shell shocked. 

“Got any questions bud?” 

“Are you sure we’re safe?” He looked at her and her heart melted 

“I’m sure, bud. I won’t let anything happen to you, I promise.” 

She got up and went over to him and gave him a big hug from behind. He squeezed her forearm and then straightened up as if trying to prove he could handle this. 

“Ok. I’m not scared or anything, just wanted to make sure.” He said and Y/N swore his voice was an octave lower causing her to smile. 

“Of course.” 

They all then proceeded to clear the table as Momma Lynn made coffee. They spent the next few hours talking and laughing, the stress of their situation from earlier fading. Eventually everyone started yawning and they collectively agreed to head to bed. It had been a long day for everyone. 

John and Y/N made their way to her bedroom, Chewy and Odin following directly behind them. When they closed the door, leaving them alone again Y/N felt nervous. Chewy went to sit on his bed in the corner of the room but Odin pawed at her leg to pick him up. She sat down on the bed with her legs crossed placing Odin on the bed and he instantly went and curled up by her pillow. John sat on the bed next to her. 

“Are you still planning on sleeping on the couch? Or have you changed your mind?” 

“I still think it’s best if I sleep on the couch.” 

He looked deflated but nodded his head in understanding. 

“I thought a lot about what you said earlier.” He leaned over to make sure she was making eye contact with him. 

Y/N took a deep breath, preparing for the worst and then met his eyes. 

“This is salvageable, this is worth fighting for. I know you. Yes I didn’t know about your family but I know so much about you. I know you like horror movies but they scare you so badly you have to sleep with a lamp on. I know you love music and your choice reflects your current mood. I know you read the classics but you also love Harry Potter and those weird ‘spicy’ books Johnny teases you about. I also know that when you’re reading those spicy books you twirl your hair and have a constant smirk on your face that has made me have to leave the room more than once to hide my excitement knowing that you’re definitely enjoying what you’re reading. I know you like to get up early and take a moment to drink your coffee by yourself in the mornings. I know that you need to decompress after a mission but won’t walk away if someone wants to chat. I know you’re constantly trying to better yourself and will push yourself to the limit to prove to yourself you can do anything you want to do. I know you have a massive heart that can’t stand to see anyone in pain, including animals. Especially animals. I know you take a man out from eighty yards and be fine but if you see a commercial with an old couple in love you cry. I know you love fiercely. And I know this,” John pulled her hand over and put it on his chest “isn’t lying when it tells me I love you and I will fight for this. Please fight with me.” 

Once again Y/N was left in tears. 

“It’ll be hard. We’ll have to take a step back. Rebuild what we once had. Are you willing to do that?” 

“I’ll do anything. If you need to start over I’ll do that. I will never hurt you again. I promise. Please Y/N, you’re all I want. 

She knew what to say, she knew it the moment her heart broke thinking John was done with this. Now hearing him say all this to her she knew she wanted to fight too.

“You’re all I want too.”  

John pulled her into his arms and held her so tightly she almost couldn’t breathe. She didn’t care though, she squeezed him just as tightly. He pulled her into his lap and held her, his hand rubbing up and down her back. They stayed like that for quite a while until she pulled away and stood up. 

“I still think it’s best if I sleep on the couch. I’m still not ready to share a bed with you.” 

“I understand. Although I wish it was me sleeping on the couch, I understand your reasoning.” 

Y/N nodded and went and got ready for bed, washing her face and brushing her teeth. She had thrown on a pair of loose sweatpants and a hoodie and then walked over to the closet to grab a blanket and an extra pillow. 

She stood by the door and John was still sitting on the edge of the bed. 

“Alright, goodnight.” 

“Goodnight, beautiful.” 

She felt her stomach flutter and she smiled.

“Chewy, Odin, let's go.” 

Chewy instantly got up and walked over to her and huffed, annoyed his sleep was being disrupted. Odin however lifted his head, looked at her and then put his head back down on the bed. 

“I think he wants to stay with you.” 

“Well of course he does, we’re buddies.” John laid back up the bed on his side and propped himself up on his forearm as he gave him a small pat on his head causing Y/N to chuckle. 

For some reason she was finding it difficult to leave the room. Seeing John laying on her bed stirred something in her but she was trying to force it back down. She wanted the space, needed it; but for some reason her body was having a hard time accepting that. She could see his tanned skin where his shirt had lifted up slightly and the top of his boxer briefs peeking out from his pants. Yeah her body was definitely not communicating with her mind. She shifted her body trying to discreetly ease her core. She had to get out of here before she gave in. 

“Alright well if you need anything, you know where I’ll be.” 

He nodded and she quickly turned around and left the room, shutting the door behind her. She shook her head and then looked down at herself. 

“Really need you to get on board with the rest of us here.” She mumbled to her burning core.  

[witchygagirlwrites]

Just Protective

Jay Halstead x Reader

When the intelligence unit has to work a case with major crimes where your ex fiance just so happens to run the unit tasked to the case Jay begins to overthink every interaction between you and your ex. He's never been a jealous man but he knows for certain your ex is always just too damn close to you.

You woke up and felt an arm around your waist holding you back against a broad chest and smiled sleepily. Trying to get up before Jay was impossible, the man slept too light and when he did sleep he held onto you like he was afraid if he didn't you would float off.

"Jay?" You called lightly, turning your head to look over your shoulder at him. His eyes were still closed, long lashes kissing the freckles that were splashed across his cheeks. He was always fucking gorgeous but like this? Actually relaxed and peaceful? You'd never seen a better sight.

After a moment a smile slowly slipped onto his face "Baby, you do know staring is a little creepy" you faked hurt, pretending to try to squirm away from him "If I'm creepy then let me go" he pulled you back closer, shifting the two of you so that you were now on your back and he was holding himself up over you with one hand while the other grabbed your chin to force your eyes up to his "Never" he swore before his lips brushed gently against yours.

A light moan escaped your lips when his tongue slipped past them and he groaned against your mouth. Your hands moved up his chest then over his shoulders to trace the muscles in his upper back, nails biting in just enough to make him roll his hips down against yours. He broke away from your lips and looked down at you with a smirk "Now baby, we've talked about this. If you want something just use your words princess"

God you would've killed anyone else for calling you princess but when Jay did it made you fucking throb. You cut your eyes towards the clock and saw there was still nearly two hours before you had to be into work. You looked back up at him and felt your heart flip from having the full attention of those blue eyes on you "I want you" you whispered and his smirk only got deeper. He leaned down to let his lips trail across your neck, clearly enjoying the little shiver it made your body give "You've got me so you're gonna have to do better than that"

He bit down on the top of your right breast, just hard enough you moaned and arched your back off the bed. "What do you need sweetheart? Just tell me and it's yours" he spoke with his mouth against your flesh, teasing every inch he could gain access to. "I want you to fuck me, I need you to fuck me. Please" when you added the please he closed his eyes and groaned lightly "Fuck baby you know how to get me"

You followed Jay into the precinct, smiling at Trudy when she only told you good morning and Jay cleared his throat "I'm right here Sarge!"

You laughed and patted his shoulder "It's ok honey. We see you. I'm just her favorite" you winked at Trudy then headed for the stairs leading up to intelligence.

Jay grumbled behind you "You're everyone's favorite" you looked over your shoulder at him when you got to the palm scanner and grinned "But just remember you're my favorite" he stepped up to open the gate when it popped and whispered in your ear "Especially when I do that thing you were begging for?"

You felt your body react even before he left a kiss just below your ear and gently tapped your lower back "C'mon Detective. We gotta get to work" "You're horrible you know that?" You laughed and he shrugged "You must like it"

Around ten a call came in to summon the unit to the north side. A small grade explosive had gone off in a shopping complex leaving four dead, twelve injured and numerous businesses completely gone.

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You walked through the debris with Hailey as Matt marked out the numerous spots shrapnel had hit from the makeshift IED. Whoever it was had used a pressure cooker hooked up to a cell phone. They'd packed the pressure cooker with nails, metal and anything else they could find with some C4.

"This is just chaos" you muttered, and she nodded "We have no idea where to start" right as she spoke you saw Hank answer his phone and knew from the set of his shoulders it wasn't news he liked.

Kevin and Jay were taking witness statements while Adam and Kim had gone to the hospital, so you nudged Hailey and nodded towards Hank "What's that about?" she followed your line of sight and shook her head "I don't know but I don't like it because it doesn't look like good news"

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Hank kept the news tight to his chest until the unit made it back to the precinct. You and Hailey were pouring over surveillance footage while Kevin and Jay compared notes with Adam and Kim. Hank walked out of his office and to the board at the front of the room “I got a call from the ivory tower, this is gonna be a joint task force”

“Who are we getting stuck with boss?” Adam asked. “Major crimes” Hank replied and you had to stop yourself from spinning around in your seat to face him. No, there were multiple units in major crimes. What were the chances? “Well when are the blowhard dickheads gonna get here?” you asked, looking over your shoulder at Hank before you heard the gate at the bottom of the stairs pop and an all too familiar voice say “Well hello to you too Y/N”

You turned around completely to see Trudy was leading the unit from Major crimes up and dead center of them was Javier Deacon. Your ex fiance. You clocked Adam and Kevin sharing a look before Kim cut her eyes at Hailey and mouthed something. “This is gonna be fun” you heard Jay mutter and looked over at him to see he was standing next to Kevin’s desk with his arms crossed, staring Javier down. Yeah you’d rather chase the bomber down solo then be stuck between those two.

Hank cleared his throat “Welcome to intelligence. Don’t get in our way and we’ll play nice” then cut his eyes at Jay “Well most of us will play nice” Trudy nodded “Have fun kids” then headed back downstairs. Javier waved a hand towards the board “Well Voight, catch us up and let's get to it”

“If he puts his hand on her fucking chair one more time..” Jay hadn’t meant for it to slip out but Kevin cutting his eyes at him told him it had. “You good man?” he asked and Jay nodded “Yeah” 

You and Hailey had clocked a partial on a car that was at the scene the correct amount of time before the bomb went off so now trying to run down the full tag number and owner was the current task. You were focused on your screen but Javier was standing over you with a hand on the back of your chair and would lean across to point at something on your screen every now and then. Every single time he had to fight the urge to break his hand.

He didn’t know where this was coming from. You’d broken things off with Javier, saying that your careers were going in different ways. Translation? Your career had started going better than his and he’d had a man fit like a little bitch. 

Maybe that was why he wanted to punch him every time he looked at you like you were still his. Did he not realize you were taken? You and Jay didn’t exactly take PDA to the extreme at work but your phone wallpaper was a photo of the two of you and if he was observant enough to be a detective he’d see how your eyes kept flicking up to Jay’s every now and then with a small smile.

“Got ya” you muttered and pointed to Hailey’s screen with a smile. “Voight!” Javier called out and you cut your eyes up at him and said something too low for Jay to make out but when the other man laughed he nearly broke the damn pen he’d been holding. 

Voight walked over to your desk “What ya got?” you pointed to your screen “Lyle Peterson. He was the main investor in one of the bigger businesses that was a full loss. I dug a little deeper and as it turns out he was golfing buddies, Mark Owens who was a co-owner of another business, and his kid went to school with the other business owner Robert Sanchez’ kid” Hank shrugged “What’s that got to do with anything?” Hailey motioned to her screen “If they made it to the end of this quarter all three businesses would’ve went bankrupt but if something happened that was covered by their insurances there would be a full payout”

“Ok, pick all three up and lets see who will roll on who first”

You walked back into intelligence pushing Mark Owens in front of you. Javier had gone with you and Hailey to pick him up. One of his crew had gone with Kevin and Jay to pick up Peterson, one had gone with Kim and Adam for Sanchez while the other had stayed back with Hank.

The plan was to purposely let them see the others were there before beginning interrogations. You walked him past where Kevin was cuffing Peterson to a table in interrogation one “Shit sweetheart he wasn’t supposed to see him” Javier told you and considering you were working you decided to let the sweetheart comment go. You shrugged “Let him know if he doesn’t tell us his side his buddies damn sure will tell us theirs”

Jay heard Javier call you sweetheart and it took everything to remember he was on the job. Why hadn’t you corrected him? You would later, wouldn’t you? He shook his head to get his mind on the task at hand. He could deal with Javier later. He trusted you. 

After a full confession of how they’d botched the timer and never meant for anyone to get hurt Adam, Kevin and one of Javier’s men walked the three down to booking while everyone else finished up the paperwork and Hank made phone calls.

You signed off your report and walked to the breakroom to refill your coffee. Jay had been sitting at his desk silently watching you but when you walked towards the breakroom and Javier followed he was on his feet and moving without thinking. A part of him wanted to storm inside but that small part kept him just outside, listening if he was needed but wanting to know exactly where he stood in your heart.

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You had just put your hand on the coffee pot when you heard Javier’s footsteps enter the room behind you. “What do you want Javi?” you asked without turning around. “You look good” he said so you nodded, making your coffee to your taste before turning around to face him “I know. Doesn’t answer my question”

He ran a hand across the back of his neck which you knew was a nervous habit and still knowing that pissed you off. “I miss you” “Good for you” you bit back. You told Hank you’d behave for the case but the case was officially over. He took a step towards you and you raised an eyebrow “If you like all your bodyparts where they currently are, I’d stay right there”

He had the nerve to let a smirk slip onto his face “You loved me at one time” you nodded “Loved. Past tense” he rolled his eyes “I see no ring on your finger. No photo of a man on your desk” you couldn’t help but bark out a laugh “Oh my god you are a fucking idiot!”

A look of confusion crossed his face “What do you mean?” you waved a hand around “I don’t need a photo of the man because his desk is across from mine! I’m with Jay!” “Halstead?” he asked, curling his lip in disgust and you felt your anger fire to life “I fuckin dare you to say one bad word about that man in my presence”

“You love Halstead?” he asked and you smiled “More than I ever thought of loving you” he huffed “He can have you. You’re too career hungry anyways”

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Jay leaned against the wall and gave Javier an amused grin when he stormed out of the break room. When you walked out of the room next he grabbed your arm “C’mere” he pulled you behind him towards the back hallway until you were out of sight of everyone else. The moment he was sure no one else could see he gently pushed your back against a wall, gripping your hip with one hand and tilting your chin up with the other “You love me huh?”

You nodded, eyes wide “Of course I love you Jay. I just hadn’t said yet but that asshole pissed me off” he grinned “I love you too baby” he leaned closer to barely brush his lips against yours. “Oh c’mon Halstead. I know you can do better!” you teased and a gasp left you when his hands went to your thighs gripping them tightly before picking you up where you had no choice but to wrap your legs around his waist.

When he kissed you again it was tongue and teeth and had you whimpering into his mouth within moments. He pulled away and smiled when you chased his mouth “Better?” you nodded “Much” he laughed lightly “Good because as soon as we get home I’m spending the rest of the night showing you just how much I love you” you groaned lightly “Fuck Voight and his paperwork. It can wait, let’s sneak out the back” he shook his head “You’re so bad” you pulled him back for another kiss before saying “And yet you love me”

[dsireland86]

Since Christmas is coming up i was thinking to request a Poly Bad Omens x fem reader maybe decorating holiday cookies with them and it of course being a mess but then on Christmas they decide to get matching Tattoo's and she surprises them with a very sweet meaningful gift of some sort

Christmas baking is one of my favorite things about Christmas! I couldn't imagine doing it the five. I'd never get any baking done.

Holiday Cookies

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"Here's the cookie list, and here's the ingredient list."

Nicholas handed Y/N the two pieces of paper, but they were quickly snatched up by Jolly.

"Hey!" "Oatmeal raisin? No bake? Okay, whose choices are these?" "Give me that, and quit," Y/N scolded the tall Swede.

He scowled at her, looking as if she'd offended him somehow.

"Do not look at me like that, Joakim. I'll," "You'll what, Sötnos?"

Jolly straightened up as he moved in close to Y/N, towering over her.

"Because if you're going to say you're going to smack me, I was about to say let's take it to the bedroom."

He grabbed her waist and pulled her in close, snatching her lips in a heated kiss.

"Fuck, will you two get a room," Matt groaned, walking around the two of them. "I'm trying to, but Y/N's refusing," Jolly teased.

Y/N gave him a dirty look and pushed him away, making him chuckle as he stepped back.

"I was going to take you with me, but never mind. I'm taking Noah instead." "You're taking Noah where?"

Noah entered the kitchen, in a black merch hoodie and a pair of sweats, with his beanie on, making Y/N snicker.

"Are you cold?" "Yeah, a little," he confessed, shoving his hands into his hoodie pockets. “Where are we going?” "We need stuff to make cookies. Come with me to the store, please?" she asked, pleading with her deep hazel eyes that Noah could never resist. "Mmm, god I'm a sucker for the way you look at me like that," Noah groaned, leaning over and kissing her forehead. "Fine. lets go," he sighed. "That's not fair," Jolly pouted as they walked by him. "Well, next time be nicer to me."

Y/N winked at Jolly, taking his hand briefly as she followed Noah out of the kitchen.

"I picked sugar, Jolly picked gingerbread, and Folio picked Chocolate Chip, but who in the hell picked No Bake and Oatmeal Raisin?" "What is it with people having an issue with oatmeal raisin and no-bake cookies! Good grief!” “Who else is talking shit about them?” “Jolly.”

Noah snickered. “He has no room to talk, Mr. “Gingerbread man”. Those things are gross.”

Y/N turned around and glared at him, making Noah realize he’d crossed the line. 

“Ok, I’m sorry, Princess,” he smirked, attempting to kiss her, but she just turned her head, making Noah growl in frustration. “By the way, Nick chose oatmeal and Matt chose No-Bake," she told him, referring to his previous question. . "Of course they did," Noah rolled his eyes. "Matt would pick the laziest cookie there is to make." "Hey, at least he picked one," she stated, grabbing four blocks of butter. "Last year, he was such a Scrooge."

Noah laughed.

"I don't really care what we make. As long as we're all doing it together. That’s what matters to me."

Noah reached over and grabbed her arm, stopping her from moving. 

"Sometimes, you're just really adorably cute, you know that," Noah informed, leaning over her. "If you say so." "Oh I say so, among other things."

Turning her to face him, Noah caught Y/N up in a kiss, managing to slip his tongue in. She melted into him, briefly no longer caring about cookies, and snatched the sides of his hoodie.

"Someone is needy," he observed, smiling against her lips. "I've been needing you since the moment I woke up this morning," she confessed. "Why didn't you tell me?" "There wasn't enough time." "Princess, there's always time. We just have to make it.” “Tonight?” “Whatever you want, I’m there.” “Tonight, then.” “Tonight,” Noah replied against her lips. 

Y/N let her head fall into his chest feeling grateful for the warmth and protection she felt beneath his arms.

"Do we need anything else?"

Y/N looked at the list. "Oats. Lots of Oats." "Of course we do," Noah groaned, leading the cart and Y/N in the right direction.

"Whose idea was it to make five different types of cookies at one time! This is crazy," Matt criticized with a partial laugh.

There was crap everywhere in his kitchen; flour especially.

"Folio, do you even know what you're doing?" Matt stared at the drummer questioningly. "Sure I do. Y/N taught me," he beamed with pride.

Matt shook his head, groaning as he covered his eyes with his hand.

"Matt, you are the epitome of holiday stress. Relax, babe," Y/N soothed, laying her hands gently on the man's shoulders.

Matt sighed in relief as she rubbed the muscles in his shoulder blades.

"I need you to keep doing that for the rest of the day, please!" he begged, reaching for her behind him. "I wish I could, but I have other things to do." "Yeah, like me," Nicholas yelled across the counter.

Y/N quickly glanced over at Noah, catching the smile on his face. She knew the reason for that smile, and it excited her.

The other guys laughed at Nick’s comment, but Matt rolled his eyes.

"He was kidding," Y/N reminded him. "No, I wasn't!" 'Nicholas!"

She turned and glared at him.

"What?" Nick shrugged, causing Y/N to laugh at his cuteness. "You're impossible," shaking her head.

Nick threw her a wink and went back to mixing his dough.

"Whose idea was it to make five different types of cookies at one time! This is crazy," Matt criticized with a partial laugh.

There was crap everywhere in his kitchen; flour especially.

"Folio, do you even know what you're doing?" Matt stared at the drummer questioningly. "Sure I do. Y/N taught me," he beamed with pride.

Matt shook his head, groaning as he covered his eyes with his hand.

"Matt, you are the epitome of holiday stress. Relax, babe," Y/N soothed, laying her hands gently on the man's shoulders.

Matt sighed in relief as she rubbed the muscles in his shoulder blades.

"I’m going to need you to keep doing that for the rest of the day, please!" he begged, reaching for her behind him. "I wish I could, but I have other things to do." "Yeah, like me," Nicholas yelled across the counter.

Y/N quickly glanced over at Noah, catching the smile on his face. She knew the reason for that smile, and it excited her. The other guys laughed at Nick’s comment, but Matt rolled his eyes.

"He was kidding," Y/N reminded him. "No, I wasn't!" 'Nicholas!"

She turned and glared at him.

"What?" Nick shrugged, causing Y/N to laugh at his cuteness. "You're impossible," shaking her head.

Nick threw her a wink and went back to mixing his dough.

For the next few hours, Matt's kitchen was turned into Santa's very own bakery. Flour covered the floor and the countertops, not to mention Y/N and Noah. Once again, she had to show Folio how to scoop the cookie dough out the proper way and place it on the cookie sheet.

"But I want a giant cookie," he told her, just as he was about to lick the spoon. "No! What is wrong with you," Y/N chuckled, yanking the spoon out of his hand. Folio grabbed her wrist just in time, pulling her into a much needed kiss. "I need more of that and this," smacking her on the butt. Folio loved the reaction he got out of her every time and did that. "I hate you," she mumbled against his lips before taking his bottom one between her teeth. Folio hissed, diving back into the kiss with her, loving the way she was making him feel. "Oh, you do, huh? If I recall, last night you were saying something completely different, especially after I made you cum.”

"Oh my... Nick!" Y/N cried, shoving him in the shoulder. "Now I really hate you!"

Folio’s laughter made her insides flutter. He was the everyday joy and happiness she needed in her life and without him, Y/N knew her world would be a much darker place.

Later, she and Jolly took a few quiet moments together to decorate the cooled gingerbread boys and girls, talking about what their plans were after the holidays.

"I don't have any. I don't want the holidays to end because that means we have to go back to real life and work." "Well, at least we get to that together." "I know," Y/N admitted quietly. "But being on the road and in the studio means we have to be more careful, and sometimes I forget about it. I'm just scared I'm going to make life harder for the five of you."

Jolly sat his tube of icing down, pulling Y/N in between his legs. He kissed the end of her nose, dragging a finger down her cheek, then over her lips.

"You let us worry about that, Sötnos. You just continue being your adorable self and taking care of all of us the way you do, alright?"

Jolly looked up at her, her beautiful eyes gliding over him. She leaned in and kissed him, locking his handsome face between her hands. Y/N deepened the kiss as the taste of Jolly drove her to the brink of insanity. His tongue parted her lips and slipped inside her mouth, rolling over hers and filling her mouth with him.

"I need you," he growled with a feral intensity.

"I know," she whispered, kissing his forehead and caressing his hair.

"You should sit," Y/N suggested, laying her hand gently on Noah's back. "You're going to kill your back hunched over like that. "I will when I'm done," he smiled without looking at her.

Noah was intently dragging the red icing over the cut out shape of a stocking that was now a perfectly baked sugar cookie.

"There. Done."

He straightened, giving Y/N a face that said she was right.

"Don't you even say it," Noah warned. He knew he was about to get a mouth full from her, judging by the look on her face.

"I wasn't going to say a word," she admitted, trying to hide her smile. "Yeah, right."

Noah leaned down and kissed her, slipping his icing covered hands around her face, causing her to shriek.

"Noah, your hands are covered in icing!"

She pushed away from him, trying to wipe the sugary substance off her skin the best that she could.

"Oops. But look what I made for you!"

He tried to divert her attention to his cookie creation laying on the counter. It was a green icened stocking with a red outline, with his and hers initials in white icing in the middle. Y/N smiled, quickly forgetting about the icing on her neck.

Noah noticed it and instead of wiping it away, he bent down and licked it off her, subtly sucking her skin. Y/N quietly moaned, latching her hands quickly to his forearms.

"Okay, that was so fucking hot," she breathed once Noah let her go. "Oh, yeah. You liked that?" Y/N giggled. "Mmm, maybe. A little, yeah."

She could feel Noah's slight erection against her back twitch and it made the tingles creep quickly to her center, making her muscles tighten.

"I'll keep that in mind for tonight, then," Noah whispered in her ear.

Nicholas and Matt were the last to finish their cookies. The others had cleaned up and moved into the living room, while the three of them sat in the kitchen helping Nick. Matt went to the fridge and pulled out his try of No Bakes, sitting it directly on the counter.

"There, my first, and only, contribution to Christmas cookie making." "Matt, why do you hate Christmas," Nicholas asked, sliding his tray of oatmeal raisin cookies in the oven. "Hey, I don't hate Christmas, okay. I just hate most of the people and how stupid they get. I don't have the patience for all their dumb bullshit, that's all." "Okay, that's very fair," Y/N agreed, looking up from her phone.

Matt sat back down next to her.

"Glad we finally agree on something," he said, sarcastically. "Um, excuse me, we agree on plenty, thank you very much. How else is this band still functioning?"

Matt smiled, his face lighting up as he laughed.

"You should do that more often. I love seeing you smile."

Matt could only stare at Y/N. wondering how in the hell it was possible for her to have enough room in her heart to love each one of them the way she did. How she was able to commit most of her time and life to them and the band without losing her mind.

"You're the only reason I have to smile and when you're not around or with me, I don't really see the point."

He took her hand and started drawing imaginary shapes over the top.

"So, you're saying I'm the only reason for you to smile?" "That's exactly what I'm saying," Matt replied quickly and honestly.

Y/N rolled her eyes, grinning.

"You're hopeless, Matt Dierkes." "No I'm not, not as long as I have you by my side."

She grabbed him by the shirt and kissed him sweetly, melting into the way his tongue rolled over hers.

"Oh man, I forgot to set the timer!"

Y/N ran over to the oven, yanking the door open as Nicholas pulled the cookie sheet out, setting it down on the counter.

"They're okay, don't worry," she reassured him.

Nick huffed a light laugh, relaxing.

"Whatcha doing over there?" Y/N nodded towards Nick's drawing space. "Davis and I are working on some new flash sheets together, so I'm just throwing some ideas out." "Can I see?"

Nicholas smiled and took her hand, leading her over to the table that was littered with crumpled up pieces of paper and a few scattered with some beautiful drawings of flowers and dragons. Y/N picked up a few, studying them.

"Nick, these are freakin' beautiful!" "Thank you," he replied, hugging her to his side.

Y/N was always so supportive of his work outside of the band it meant everything to him.

"Oh, that reminds me, you guys asked me what I wanted for Christmas, well, I want the six of us to get matching tattoos." "I love that idea. Do you have something specific in mind?"

Y/N pulled out her phone, and after a moment of searching, found what she was looking for. She told Nick what it meant and why she wanted it, tearing up as she did so. Nicholas slipped his arms around her and scooped her up into his embrace, so gentle and warm.

"I love it, Y/N. I think it's the most perfect thing to sum up what the six of us are."

Lifting her face, she looked at Nicholas, eyes wide with relief.

"Really? You don't think it's dumb or too mushy?"

Nick shook his head quickly.

"Not at all, and I know the others won't either. We love you, Y/N; each of us, in our own different ways, we are completely committed to you and what we have with you. You mean everything to all of us."

Y/N fell back into Nicholas's embrace, holding onto him tightly.

Christmas morning, Nicholas sat in a corner of the living room, setting up his equipment. Gifts had been exchanged, and now it was time to get their matching tattoos.

When Y/N presented the idea of the tattoos to the guys, all of them instantly agreed especially because of the meaning behind it. One by one Nick engraved the eternal infinity knot onto each of their hands and fingers, signifying their love and relationship with Y/N. When it came time for his turn, Davis took over engraving the symbol into the skin of his finger, while Y/N watched from over his shoulder. It was a beautiful symbol. Elegant, simple, yet so meaningful and powerful.

"Wait! Before we go eat, I have something for the five of you," Y/N called out. The five guys turned around, giving her their attention. "Something else? Baby, you're given us enough," Matt chuckled. "I know, but this one means the most to me."

The guys gathered around Y/N as she handed each of them a small, blue velvet bag.

"This isn't an engagement ring is it, Y/N? You're not proposing to the five of us are you?" Folio joked. Y/N laughed, shaking her head. "No, it's not. But, it is something you can carry with you."

She looked into the sweet, anticipated faces of the five guys around her, smiling at each one of them.

"Go ahead, open them!"

Noah was the first, followed by Jolly, then Matt, Nicholas, and finally Folio. They room was quiet as each guy held their gift in the palm of their hand. It was an engraved coin. The front had their name and Y/N's with the infinity symbol. On the back was the date they made their relationship official.

"Y/N, this is really beautiful," Matt said, slowly looking up at her, smiling. "This is the sweetest gift I've ever gotten," Nichols told her, giving her a hug.

Jolly said nothing, only gathered her face between his hands and kissed her intensely. Folio and Noah stood next to one another quietly, as if both of them were unable to process what they were holding.

"Are you two alright?"

Folio was the first to speak.

"Yeah. It's just that, you're the first girl to ever feel about me the way you do. I've never had this," he said, holding out his hand with the new tattoo, "or this," pointing to the coin, "before. I never thought something like this could happen to me." "Me either," Y/N said with a smile. "That's why I wanted these and gave you all those. I need you to know how much I really love you."

Looking over at Noah, who went to her and pulled her in close to his chest, Y/N cried tears of happiness. She took Folio's hand in hers, lacing her fingers through his and squeezed it tightly." Merry Christmas, Y/N," Noah said quietly, kissing the top of her head. "Merry Christmas, Noah."

[waittheydontloveyou]

I’m exhausted yall. So I went out on Saturday. I drank a little more than usual. Stayed til after close to make sure I was ok to drive. While headed home I helped the man from that explosive wreck. I sent the video to papi. He never responded. I’ll post text thread. But basically he’s pissed I drank “too much”. Never mentioned the video where I was basically a mother fucking super hero getting the man out of the way of his exploding fucking car. It could’ve been in a god damn movie and yet. Nothing. No “good job” no “wow”. He’s just angry at me. And I’m hurt that he can’t ever be proud of me. Nothing I do is ever good enough. He WANTED me to go out that night and knows I stay up all night for sleep and work the next day. He didn’t want to come to my house and that’s why he was ok with me going out. I was safe. I was sober enough to drive and save a fucking life. When he’s mad at me he won’t say “I love you”. And I told him I’m done. I’m done dealing with a man who withdrawals affection at the slightest perceived “sin”. I’m always the one saying “I’m proud of you” “good job” you’re beautiful” but he never says any of these things bc a to me. Never compliments me anymore. Nothing. Anyways I’m hurt and sad and know he’s never gonna accept me being done but I think I am. I don’t fucking want to be. I fucking love him. But also I want him to treat me right. But I don’t think he’s capable. He said 2 more years until we can maybe marry/live together. That’s IF he’s not lying again. That’s 7 fucking years in waiting. Living alone when I shouldn’t have to be alone after this fucking long if I don’t want to. Angry he bought an unnecessary new car last year instead of putting a down payment on a house. Same price yall. Same fucking price. Which shows where his priorities lie. I feel pathetic and ashamed about all of it. Bc maybe if I were better he’d treat me better. I don’t know. He really doesn’t give a fuck about me and it fucking hurts. He’s just like my egg donor. Conditional love…which since I’m not ever a complete asshole…doesn’t feel like love at all. Only when I’m perfect and sit at home and do nothing but wait for my once a week visit from him. Never bring up issues. That’s the only way he treats me semi ok. Maybe I’m a narcissist For wanting praise for my good deed. At least acknowledgement ya know? I say I’m proud of him all the fucking time. Whatever. It’s good he treated me like shit I guess bc maybe I can be done. But it hurts and I know he’s gonna just keep pretending everything is fine in a day or two and I hope I’m strong enough to stay done/broke up w him. Anyways welcome to my broken heart, impressed if you made it through this novel 😢😭

ps: He just called. And I actually broke up with him. He kept laughing and trying to joke. Which I usually cave. What an asshole. I’m crying my eyes out and have to go into work. Fucking he’ll

[emmawithtwoms]

Cold

@wolfstarmicrofic December 16th -775 words

Remus was slowly waking up. The familiar ache in his joints was duller today, but still present. The moon hadn’t been bad at all, he didn’t feel excruciating pain anywhere in his body, he felt like none of his bones broke and didn’t register any open wounds. Overall, a nice moon. 

The strange thing about that morning was the warm, plushy and furry cushion his head was on. It was so comfortable, Remus didn’t open his eyes, he just snaked his hand through all that good smelling fur, snuggling his face in it as well. 

Around him he could hear some muffled giggles, and he furrowed his brows, but still didn’t feel like opening his eyes: he was too comfortable. 

Then, something wet was lapping at his face, and he opened his eyes just to stare into Padfoot’s big black snout.

“Ew, Padfoot, why would you do that? That’s disgusting!”

Finally he registered where he was: the Shrieking Shack was enlightened by the first sunrays, and he was snuggled up on Padfoot’s gigantic form, using him as a pillow on the floor. His body was covered by a heavy blanket, and Prongs and Wormtail were looking at him from the bed. 

“Good morning sleeping beauty! How are you feeling?” 

James was energetic as always, but Remus noticed that he stifled his enthusiasm for his sake, he mentally thanked him. “I’m fine, nothing broken and no open wounds, so…” 

He was still petting Padfoot, who hadn’t transformed back, choosing to accept the cuddles given by his boyfriend. 

“Sorry you had to sleep on the floor, mate. We tried to get you on the bed, but… hum…” 

Wormtail was trailing off, and decidedly not looking at him in the eyes. 

“What? What did I do? Did I hurt any of you?” 

Remus was starting to get paranoid, but James calmed him.

“None of that, Moony, calm down. You just didn’t want to leave Padfoot’s side, that’s all. When you transformed back, we put a blanket on you and let you sleep for a bit.” Prongs’ grin never left his face, and Remus felt like there was something they were not telling him.

He looked at his boyfriend, who responded with a friendly bark and a lick on the tip of Remus’ nose, before turning back into Sirius and enveloping him in a hug.

“Good morning, darling. Merlin, it’s bloody cold in here! How did you make it all these past winters without us to keep you warm?” 

Remus just shrugged, ignoring the snicker coming from the bed behind him. What the hell were they not telling him?

“I managed.”

 “Well, lads, me and Wormy are off. We’ll leave you two lovebirds alone, so that Remus can have some privacy. Speaking of: you might wanna pick that blanket up, mate.” 

Remus scrambled to pick his blanket up and cover himself better, he hadn’t noticed it slipping off that much, while James and Peter fled from the shack, still bloody laughing. 

“Ok. What happened? Why are they laughing like maniacs?” 

Moony asked his boyfriend, who was passing him his clean clothes that he placed in a drawer the night prior. 

“Ah, that. It’s nothing, don’t worry. Moony was just a bit… affectionate, last night.”

Remus picked up what Sirius was implying, and felt the urge to bury himself. Instead, he just buried his face in his hands, hiding his embarrassment.

“Oh Merlin, please tell me I didn’t.” 

Sirius laughed at his boyfriend, and just hugged him, forgetting the clothes for a moment. 

“It’s nothing, Moony. I found ìt quite flattering, actually. Even in wolf shape, you still can’t resist my charm. It’s admirable, truly.” 

“Fuck off.” 

Sirius barked a laugh and just started leaving kisses all over Remus’ face, trying to cheer him up. 

“Oh, come on. Don’t kill yourself over it. Dress up instead, you’re gonna get frostbites in this bloody cold.” 

Remus shoved him away, still too embarrassed, and started dressing up (he was actually very cold). Once he was done, he laid down on the bed, and Sirius joined him. Remus would have had to wait for Madame Pomfrey to come fetch him. 

“Sirius, you should go, Madame Pomfrey will be here any minute now.” 

“I’ll just turn into Padfoot, she’ll figure a big black dog broke inside this morning, don’t worry about it.” 

“Mh, if you say so…” 

But Remus couldn’t really put two coherent thoughts together: he was already drifting back off to sleep. Sirius looked lovingly at him, kissed him on the tip of his nose, and turned back into a dog, curling up beside him, offering a soft pillow to rest on. 

[ckret2]

I had just finished the first chapter of the Axolotl arc in WAIGLZ and reading the second.

Is he technically being a ghost ever going to come up past this arc to the other chapters in WAIGLZ later on?

Like,

"It was not like y o u were the one who viciously murdered me! I am mean technically your gruncles did not even kill a "living" being in the first place, according to s o m e people,

Bill shook his head, fanning away trillion year old resentment

-"you really think it was my first roadio? P l e a s e . So, try not beat yourself up about it kid, ok?"

Mabel looked up and stared at Bill.

"Wha- Huh??" Mabel said dumbfounded.

It would be crazy coolio to see it mentioned in the main fic.

Until I read your fic I never even thought about Bill being a spirit once, and now I feel rather silly wondering how he lived so long outside of his dimension :,)

Please have a truly wonderful day + happy holidays! ^ ^

Toodaloo!

I'm sure eventually it'll be mentioned again (I mean, for one thing, eventually we're gonna see the massacre) but probably not like that.

Like, Bill technically-being-a-ghost isn't some big secret or a major plot twist, and it doesn't fundamentally rewrite the rules around him and what he does. It's just what we see him do throughout canon.

He's a non-physical entity ("a being of pure energy!") that's apparently self-sustaining without needing sleep or food and impervious to injury and illness ("with no weakness!")

He's usually invisible to normal (living) people. He can possess people. He can move inanimate objects even though he can't physically interact with them. He can haunt dreams.

When he has the opportunity to make himself a body, he doesn't turn into something physical; his physical form is separate from him, and he can freely separate from it any time he wants.

This is mind-body dualism. Generally, mind-body dualism is a framework people use to express the idea that the spirit/soul is a separate entity from the body. The thing that's killed in Stan's mind is the spirit; the statue left behind is the body.

Meaning, before he had that body, he was spirit.

When he separates Dipper's spirit from his body in the exact same way Bill separates from his own body, he says, "Without a vessel to possess, you're basically a ghost!"

Bill usually doesn't have a vessel to possess.

Ergo: Bill's basically a ghost and he said so himself.

I haven't listed anything we didn't learn from Sock Opera and Weirdmageddon.

The ONLY question is "well BEFORE he was an energy being, did he have a physical body?" Whether he was born an energy being or became one later is in the realm of headcanon; and I suppose it's a matter of opinion if an energy being counts as a ghost if it's 100% identical to ghosts in every way except that it didn't previously have a physical body. You could argue that his eagerness to get a physical body the second he could implies he used to have one or was meant to have one, but that's speculation.

In every other way, he meets the criteria for a ghost the same way that tomatoes meet the criteria for berries. But when someone tells you "tomatoes are berries," it doesn't teach you anything new about tomatoes. You already knew tomatoes have berry-like traits, you just assumed they were disqualified because they're too big or too unsweet or too vegetably, and now you know they aren't disqualified.

So like—putting that word on him doesn't change anything about Bill. You've learned nothing new. The characters around him would learn nothing new. It's not a plot twist or massive character revelation; it's just a background fact that gets mentioned when it's relevant.

[centuryberry]

I will sell you my soul and give you the last remaining 3 cents to my name if you expand on the waifu pillow au, I beg of you

Please tell me he shows up to the birthday banquet with his waifu bride, I *need* to know the reactions to that lmao

(Snatches the soul plus 3 cents) Ok, deal. I'll expand on this crack au. Lemme tell you that this AU is going to be so unserious.

Also, the pillow has she/her pronouns now.

Waifu Pillow is regarded with confusion at first. Maybe with some indignation at the obvious insult. No one knows what to do with "her" so they kind of shove her into a closet and forget about her

Macaque returns and is filled in on the hilarious turn of events and he joins in on the laughing and ribbing. He never lets his king live it down. The Waifu Pillow remains in the closet

RinRin, Shanzha, and Yue reach FFM at some point. Iceflower are married and Yue is significantly less stressed. Skipping over the meeting/reunion and the trio settling into FFM life, Yue explores and comes upon the Waifu Pillow

Yue recognizes the Waifu Pillow. RinRin and Shanzha recognize the Waifu Pillow too and they put the pieces together about who Shanzha's mystery ex-husband-to-be is and laugh about it to Wukong later

RinRin, cackling: You kept the pillow! Wukong: Not on purpose! I thought we threw it away! RinRin: I can't believe you kept the pillow!

Since the pillows were technically Yue's, she takes the Waifu Pillow with her into Wukong's nest when she sleeps with her parental quartet. It's a little awkward for Wukong and Macaque. Meanwhile, Shanzha and RinRin are rolling with laughter

After a few nights with the Waifu Pillow, Wukong curiously gives it a squeeze to see if it's actually as comfy as Yue is making it seem

Oh my god, it was actually super comfy

At some point, Shadowpeach happens and...Wukong takes the pillow with him

Macaque: ...Really? Wukong: (clutching the Waifu Pillow tightly) We're a package deal

Macaque is fondly exasperated and accepts the Waifu Pillow into their bed. He even steals her from Wukong from time to time since she really is super comfy

The Waifu Pillow unironically becomes the Queen. Wukong leans into the bit by bringing her everywhere and putting pretty dresses on her. The Waifu Pillow becomes something like Little Sebastian or Mayor Max II of FFM. The monkeys love her

FFM: the most unserious kingdom ever

The Brotherhood are stupified at the Waifu Pillow's existence. It kind of derails the whole love potion/poisoning incident because everyone is too shocked to do anything

Princess Iron Fan thinks the Waifu Pillow thing is super immature but when she sees how the Brotherhood are reacting to this, she quickly changes to the Waifu Pillow camp

PIF (to the Waifu Pillow): You and Mihou have unfortunate tastes in men. Good luck being married to the oaf DBK, joining his wife without missing a beat: Welcome to the family, Sister Brotherhood: (confused noises)

When the banquet invitation rolls around, Wukong brings the Waifu Pillow with the biggest shit-eating grin. When the celestials realize what happened, they're all practically begging Wukong to not consider the marriage seriously. They get it. They messed up. Please stop.

Jade Emperor: Wukong. Wukong please stop calling the pillow your wife. I'll literally give you all my worldly possessions if you stop calling it your wife. Please. Wukong (clutching onto the Waifu Pillow): You're just jealous that you'll never have what we have.

Wukong finagles a couple of immortal peaches and bottles of immortal wines before he accepts the annulment. He flies away into the sunset with the ExWaifu Pillow and his bartered goods while the entire Celestial Court has their head in their hands

Wukong becomes the first ever person to be legally married to a body pillow. I mean, he gets the annulment, but he was still married to a body pillow

[nervocat]

hello! for the event, vampire teen!reader with blade?

“A Castle for You and Me” (no cws - wc: 408, fluff/platonic, vampire!gn!reader, set in like the 1400s idk)

You were a young vampire — old in human years, but only a teenager in vampire years, and you already had ownership of your parents’ Castle.

And for some reason, a group of humans keep coming to visit. Specifically a man named Blade. He was odd — it almost seemed as if he was older than you, which should (theoretically) be impossible, right?

“I’m immortal, unfortunately,” oh. That makes sense..

“Oh, that's.. not what I expected.. are your friends immortal too?” You inquire, looking up to him, round eyes staring into his sharp, red ones.

Blade shook his head. “No, they aren't. I envy them at times,” he answered, crossing his arms and looking away.

The man was the only one who came to your castle today, the usual, and you were sitting on the one of the many couches in the castle, also as usual. Though.. Blade seemed like he wanted to say something, which wasn't as usual.

“Are you ok, mr? You seem more tense than usual..”

“I do?” Was all he said in reply, only glancing at you, to which you nod at.

“Mhm, do you wanna talk about it?” Blade shrugged. You slump over, looking at the ground, when you feel a hand on your shoulder, making you look up again, blinking up at Blade.

“Me and the others were just talking about how.. since you're just a teen, we could.. live in your castle with you? Assist in your needs?” He tries, not knowing what exactly to say. Your eyes brighten at that though, it seems.

“Of course you can! It always gets so boring without mother and father here anymore..” your eyes go somber for a moment before you shake your head and start to excitedly ramble about all the things you, Blade and the others could do.

Blade just watched on with his usual stoic face, arms crossed, but a small smile tugged at his lips as he moved his hand to ruffle your hair, making you pause your rambling and look up directly at him.

“I'll be sure to tell the others, though I'll have to bid farewell for now,” You smile up at Blade and hug his torso, catching him a bit off guard.

“Then I'll bid you farewell then for now, mr! Be back soon, ok?” Blade sighed, not wrapping his arms around you and just instead opting to pat your head.

“Yes, I will return soon with the others, promise.”

[ ★ notes: no I don't think this is great but IT'S FINALLY DONE AFTER WAY TOO LONG I'M SORRY I hope you like this anon sob it didn't live up to what I wanted it to be 😿😿 I think I'm losing on how to write Blade ngl.. this SUCKS ]

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[paucubarsisimp]

cold winter days

pedri x reader

in which you take pedri back to your home country and you find his flushed cheeks adorable.

pedri was thrilled to go to the netherlands with you. he had heard stories from you and your family about your childhood home. your parents along with your younger brother had moved to the UK, but they didn’t want to sell the home they had so many memories in so they made it a vacation home. you wanted to take pedri to show him everything you grew up with; from the stroopwafels to the famous windmills.

what pedri didn’t realise was that it was going to be freezing cold. not as cold as other places but colder than barcelona. it had snowed the day before you and pedri arrived so the ground was all white.

you sat on your bed while as you watched pedri put on his next layer. stifling a laugh, you walked up to him and said,

“amor, por favor you don’t need two hoodies AND a jacket.”

“yes i do! it’s freezing princesa.” he insisted as he pulled out his beanie and gloves.

“where is your protection?!” he gasped as he began searching for something for you to wear.

“no! bebe i’m fine! i’m used to this, i lived here my whole life before moving to barcelona!” you protested but your boyfriend ignored you. he continued to search before finding a beanie and putting it on your head. you sighed before leading him out the door before he could put anymore clothes on.

“ok, so if we walk a bit more, we’ll see a cafe with the best stroopwafels and hot cocoa.” you told pedri and giggled when his eyes lit up when you said ‘hot cocoa’.

you walked together, trying not to slip on the ice that glazed the sidewalks.

“dios! the canals froze over! that hasn’t happened in a while.” you said in awe.

“see! i told you! it’s freezing, i think we should go back— actually we should get the hot cocoa and then go back so i can cuddle you.” pedri gasped.

“fine.” you rolled your eyes playfully, knowing that pedri was going to complain about the cold the entire time anyway.

once the two of you got your hot chocolates, you started walking back.

“mm this is amazing amor!” pedri moaned as he sipped the hot drink. you giggled before gently nudging the boy.

you intertwined your gloved hand with his as the two of you continued to sip while walking back to your house.

“amor! wait, i want to build a snowman on the porch.” you told your boyfriend who was about to open the door.

“i’ve never built one before.” he said nervously.

“WHAT!?” you shrieked, “you’ve never built a snowman before?!”

he shook his head and you gasped dramatically before dragging him towards the empty part of your front porch.

“okay, so first we need to grab some snow and turn it into a snowball.” you said as you did just that.

pedri giggled as he saw how serious you were. you looked up to see that his pink cheeks were pinker than ever before, his hair lightly stuck to his forehead and his chocolate eyes glimmered as he looked at you.

he pulled you up and rested his hands on your hips. pulling you closer, he slowly brought his pink, chapped lips to yours. you wrapped your arms around his neck to bring yourself closer, but his big puffy jacket prevented you from doing that. y

you giggled as the two of you slowly pulled apart and gently patted his chest.

“movie?” he asked softly as he rubbed his warm, gloved hand on your cheek.

“yeah.” you replied as the two of you entered the house, leaving your half-finished snowman.