#sorry but your mildly kinky sex scene cannot compare in sexiness to anything like those scenes | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

andromeda3116 · 2 years ago

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listen. listen.

head like a hole is absolutely sexier than closer. don't get me wrong, trent reznor whisper-singing i wanna fuck you like an animal is hot and it definitely does have a sexy beat until it goes on for a full minute and a half too long but the barely-restrained fury of no you can't take that away from me followed by the passionate scream of i'd rather die than give you control followed by the disdainful power of bow down before the one you serve is just. it's sexier! it's just sexier! it just is!

#nine inch nails #trent reznor #head like a hole just has way more ''you know this dude fucks like a screen door in a hurricane'' energy sorry not sorry #head like a hole has the energy of a morally-ambiguous character losing their shit against the villain(s)#and standing over them covered in blood and injuries that should have dropped them if not for their sheer rage and determination #closer has the energy of that hot but superfluous sex scene that gives you the full frontal and all but doesn't do anything #particularly different than other sex scenes and does nothing to advance the plot or characters #and maybe it's the acespec in the me but no sex scene could ever be hotter than - say - roy mustang going feral against lust #clutching his horribly wounded and hastily-cauterized abdomen with his transmutation circle carved into his hand #or chasing after envy and slinging fire from both hands with a cry of rage #or carmilla killing night creatures in a fancy dress with a wicked sword and red eyes in a sea of blood #heaving breaths of exertion and fury as she slaughters everything who would stand in her way #or kaz brekker (book) taking out a dozen mooks with a cane and improvised weapons before grinning with a mouth filled with blood #sorry but your mildly kinky sex scene cannot compare in sexiness to anything like those scenes

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