#note that this is sarcasm

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[philosophybits]

Sarcasm [is] usually the last resort of people who are timid and chaste of heart, whose souls have been coarsely and impudently invaded; and who, until the last moment, refuse to yield out of pride and are afraid to express their own feelings to you.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Notes from Underground

[madame-helen]

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

[passionateseadruid]

if my “father” ever touched me like this I’d call the police

[aroaceleovaldez]

he

he said

he said Clovis

from the

the Morpheus cabin

Clovis from the Morpheus cabin

he

why

TA server joked too loudly about how Morpheus was snubbed of a cabin with Rick confusing him with Hypnos until TSATS one too many times and the ReadRiordan listening device tapping the server went

and retconned it cause retconning is Rick's favorite pasttime these days, alongside writing stuff about piss

[rumpled]

Our Flag Means Death ↳ 2.03 The Inkeeper

[aceattorneyrambles]

One of my favorite character moments (and the thing that immediately made me love him) for Apollo that I think is so intensely important to understanding him goes way back to Case 2 of Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice.

In that case, Trucy stages a “kidnapping” by using Mr. Hat to distract the court, and when Apollo rushes out into the lobby and sees her safe and sound…

He cries.

He’s so overcome with worry and relief that he cries for a girl he barely knows. A girl who, for all intents and purposes, almost cost him the badge he worked so hard to gain. A girl who focused most of the time they did know each other teasing him and not taking him seriously.

And yet, he cries for her anyway. He sobs, even.

It’s a throwaway moment, likely done for comedic effect, but it really hit me, and Trucy’s immediate earnest response telling Apollo not to cry and then him doubling down with protective rage on her behalf hit it home harder, y’know?

Apollo Justice, at his core, cares. Despite his surly attitude a lot of the time, this is nonetheless a defining trait of his. He cares, so much, and so easily, and we see it firsthand right there as he cries for a near stranger.

(And I also think it’s worth noting that the first time we really, truly see Trucy lower her performance mask and cry herself…it’s to Apollo.)

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

personally i think at this point it would be so, so, soooo funny if the paradox prism was like “yeah when we split we each made a world for one of the five bitches in our shot range in which they could become the worst versions of themselves. you know, eggman and tails in new yoke, knuckles in no place, amy in boscage. except um. well. you see. yeah we were going to make a world for rouge but it turns out she was already the worst version of herself there was nothing we could do there” and rouge is just like “oh fuck YEAH”

[sr-stories]

I love how Greylock made a random appearance in 'Day of the Sorcerers' only for him to never be seen or heard from again.

[god-i-hope-so]

I'm rewatching some scenes to take some notes and the whole friendly bickering between Chim and Hen in the chopper? Tommy must be like that's it, that's my family, it's always been them. Shame we're all gonna die.

[yanderemommabean]

I'm sorry but could you be low on salt? And this might just be me projecting but why does this sound a lot like P. O. T. S.?

No need to be sorry! I've been diagnosed with Tachycardia, but my heart doctor has never fully said P.O.T.S., so I'm also leaning towards that being the case. Because it's never been this bad before. I'm eating, I'm taking vitamins, I'm drinking water, taking my meds, and so on and even when I had this a few years ago it never took the breath out of me this badly.

It's so intense that when I try to get out of bed just to get something to drink I'm hunching over the counter and clutching my chest. I'm lost on what to do when that happens other than sit down and try to catch my breath you know? I got ahold of a doctor today and they're gonna see me tomorrow, but the only things I can really think of are 1) I need new meds, 2) I'm somehow low on iron, 3) it's getting worse or there's some underlying issue I'm not aware of or 4) even with precautions, this heat is taking a toll. (And, ya know, 5 being P.O.T.S. like ya said :3 )

We're gonna figure it out <3 I've been in the ICU so many times over other things over the years, this is just something to nip in the bud before it happens again.

-Mommabean (And if I die you guys get ONE phone call to the after life. Make it count)

[marybeatriceofmodena]

Where are my Elisabeth das Musical stans at :((((((((((

[deathgasmic]

tickets to the met gala this year were $75,000 for ONE night while many working people do not make that in a YEAR + more innocent people are dying every day in palestine + there is a very alive and well slave trade in the congo but yes everything is completely fine and well in the world

[cecoeur]

Visacashapprb: Anyone fancy a game ? 🏓

[aingeal98]

HAN SOOYOUNG

HAN SOOYOOOUNG

pov you're in the middle of the apocalypse and this is your strongest ally wyd. If you said fall in love with her then Dokja and I will both say you're correct. So what if she's highly unstable and lacks memories and a coherent sense of self? So do we, we just don't get the cool avatar powers as a metaphor.