yanderemommabean

[yanderemommabean]

I feel like if Mr Crawling was your BF you'd have to lie to him to get him to go places with you. Or like, make deals like "If you behave I'll kiss you. Not even on the cheek." and he'd just excitedly point to his lips and swear to be on his best behavior so he can kiss you as deep as he wants. Absolute spoiled puppy of a man and I love him.

[yanderemommabean]

Hey momma just did a mock interview for a course I’m on & got 29/36!! I was so nervous, sorry just wanna celebrate

Absolutely celebrate!!!! That’s an amazing score and you did amazing!!!!

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Hello! I tried to access your discord link to inquire about a commission but it just said the discord link is invalid/expired, is the discord still up? If so, Can you provide a new link please?

Oh I don’t remember posting a link? I simply posted my discord name in my Commission post! Anything with a discord link is from years ago!

My Discord Username is Yanderemommabean!

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Yandere who folds you in half while they taste you. Growling, chuffing, grunting and even hissing from how turned on they are. Loving your cute, deep blush from humiliation, slapping your ass when you try to close your legs or hide your face.

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Update- pie was fucking amazing. Tasted like Reese’s Puffs in milk. 1000/10 will make again

-Mommabean

Was the pie good?

My unmedicated ass completely forgot I made a whole ass fucking pie.

I’ll let ya know!

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Was the pie good?

My unmedicated ass completely forgot I made a whole ass fucking pie.

I’ll let ya know!

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Guys I made little chocolates

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Just some general com info for those curious!

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Oof wolfboy choso.... lone wolf and absolutely cold to the world until he meets and abolute bitch of a woman (reader) and he just knows thats his mate and he just needs to tame her. Pathetic weeping virgin cock dripping as he eats her out for hours straight and no worries that hes a quick shot, he can go for rounds and rounds I NEED HIMMMMM

He'd be so aggressive at first, keeping you subdued and snarling like an animal, face covered in your juices as he pants and gasps like he's in pain- but its far from that. He's starved. Absolutely famished. It's like he can't satiate any appetite without you on his tongue. He goes from hungry beast to pitiful puppy within the hour, rutting his cock against the bed as it drips, pleading with you to cum, "just one more? Please? Please I'll be so good, I'll be your good boy just please!"

Humping into you like a true wolf, desperate to cum inside and feel you clench around him. He's embarrassed he came so quickly, (and yes, even came on the bed when you came in his mouth) but he has plenty of stamina! He swears!

He'd beg to cum inside, whimpering and pleading as he overpowers you and bites up and down your neck, your body feeling like lead as you can barely hold yourself up. Which isn't a problem to him, he can hold your hips up for you! Just please? Please let him cum inside? He'll be such a good mate to you1 You just have to see!

Too bad he doesn't really wait for your answer. You give a down right pitiful noise in response and it sends him over, spilling inside and making you clench down even harder, sending him into shocks of overstimulation.

The man is absolutely not letting you leave him after this. You're his, now and forever.

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

that looks delicious (really) but momma bean, you used the words cream pie in your sexy yandere blog and now my horny thoughts activated...

Careful~ You might get your yanderes acting up too. Wouldn't it be a shame if they suddenly couldn't get the image out of their head and just HAD to have you on your hands and knees, leaking and shaking, being told to be a good pet and show them the mess you both made together?

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Made a chocolate banana cream pie and I’m excited to try it later

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

about those asks with the manga butts

"hi timmy! how are you doing to— DAAMMNNMN"

IT FITS THO LMAOOOO I fucking love that audio

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Just-ass so defined you can always bounce a quarter of it?

Dude could be crying at a funeral and that ass would be defined and popping

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

I redrew the art I submitted a few years ago for you :D I hope you like it, ngl I think the original thing I put was cringy af bc I rlly liked rilliane from evillous but lowkey the bee king feels like he wants to be evil but ends up not being evil at all

I always love art beans send!!! SHUSH IT WASNT CRINGE! Not to me at least 😭 I thought it was sweet

This looks so cute!!!! I freaking love it! Ahhh thank you so much!!!!

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Momma this isn’t really a thirsty thought so feel free to ignore if you like but recently I was reading this manga and I realized like,,, the author draws some really defined butts for some reason, and it was just so jarring to me that I felt like I needed to speak about it

Like this manga is pretty horny so I’m not surprised that there were some cheeks shown, but there this one instance that particularly stuck out to me because the guy in it was wearing a robe which covered up the entire bar stool he was sitting down on as well as his entire body, but for some reason we could still see the entire outline of cheeks sticking out of the white expanse of his robes and it was just like💀

It’s still a good manga though and ultimately I don’t really have a problem with it, I just thought that it was funny lol

This has me giggling too. Just picturing every shot having to have the characters have a fantastic ass. Even in mundane scenes with like- a melancholy atmosphere there’s just a dude with great ass

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Wanted to show the food I’ve been cooking lately. I make the meals with the friends I live with now and think I’ve improved!

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Whenever I see “Pixie” in regards to pets I always think of “Pixie & Brutus” 1st

Its such a cute comic series! I loved having them pop up on my feed!

My Pixie is half munchkin, which is why it looks like she's hunching, her front half is shorter than her back half, and she's not at all happy to meet any sort of dog, and tbh I wouldn't either if I was ancient and angry about empty food bowls.

-mommabean