yanderemommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Hi, momma! (Is it ok to call you that?) Are you accepting recommendations for yandere media? I've just finished a game that's consuming every inch of my brain rn and am in dire need for someone to ramble to about it.

1) it’s absolutely ok to call me that! I say so in my description just in case! ❤️

2) PLEASE TELL ME IM SO EXCITED TO HEAR

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Yandere who loves to leave perverted voice messages, touching themselves while they tell you all about how they want to take you apart and make you squirm. How cute you look when you think you’re alone. How cute you look listening to these messages and being afraid and disgusted.

Tells you that they left you a present and it’s just your underwear covered in their mess, alongside a picture of you asleep and a gloved hand reaching out to almost touch you.

-Mommabean (dumb ramble)

[yanderemommabean]

I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

[yanderemommabean]

hi sorry i sent you an ask a bit ago about if you’d played twisted wonderland and i’ve now seen that you have already answered that question 😭😭 sorry!!

Well like, years ago I answered it lol there’s nothing wrong with asking again! But I’ve wanted to, I just have to get my brain into cooperating and get some stuff off my phone to download it!

I’ve heard neat things about it, it genuinely seems up my ally, my brain just doesn’t like to do anything ever

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Cringe is dead, be free. Have whimsy. Have dumb little fantasies you can’t wait to ramble about. Have absurd ideas and laugh at them, even if you’re the only one. Draw dumb things and feel joy, write odd things and smile. “Cringe” is a stupid way for sad people to try and feel superior because they fear what it’s like to stop fitting into a mold.

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Oh, we're doing yandere fantasies? Mine is roasting marshmallows with my beloved over the burning bodies of my abusers.

Me and you, big fat square marshmallows while my abusers are still alive and squirming and yours are tossed onto the pile, the yanderes smiling widely and asking when they can pour the gasoline and light the match ❤️

[yanderemommabean]

three cheers for you, mommabean! putting the dere back in yandere!

IF YOU ARENT SICKLY OBSESSED YET TRULY DOTING ARE YOU EVEN IN LOVE?

Jk jk but thank you bean ❤️

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Can we take a moment to just.. tell me why she went missing last night and walks up to me after I drop my brother off at school this morning like 'ma'am you need to change the water'.... WHEDE DID YOU GO????

“Hey look at that. I’m back. Anyway we need more water. Also I laid like five eggs on the walk over here if you wanna pick those up for me, Kay thanks “

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

I’m a little bit late for the yandere fantasy thing, but my fantasy is a two-faced yandere. Someone who can act like the perfect partner in front of their darling’s family, but the moment they get home they’re adding something to their darling’s shrine that they swiped from their house.

God yessssss

Such a lovely time out with you and being courteous and kind, and when they drop you off and wave goodbye you feel warm and fuzzy! And have absolutely zero idea of the fact

2 pairs of underwear are missing

4 pictures have been snuck in the last ten minutes alone

6 obsessive glances just on the walk home, eyes scanning your body like a tiger studying it’s prey

8 thoughts of killing the ones who looked at you, breathed near you, or simply bothered them

10 candles are now lit around the newest picture of you they have printed out, all items they’ve collected now surrounding the altar.

It’s a great time all around!

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

pixie's belly almost looks like yinyang (if you squint)

She’s the epitome of balance

Eat when you want, scream when you need, and you shall get pets and attention

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Sorry for being late on the yandere fantasy but. Getting kidnapped and the yandere treats me like a beloved cat. Hand-feeding me food like I'm a feral kitten. Calling me up to lay on their lap.

Sukuna would do this. Ryoumen espeically. I can also see Sebastian from black butler as well, and definitely Bakugou, Dabi, and Shigaraki.

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

For me, my yandere fantasy is being stalked by an ancient Eldritch demon/god that has been searching for me for centuries.

Like a past life of mine was a devoted follower and priestess of the god's cult and this the god chose me to be its bride. However, the cult was discovered by the townsfolk and I and many of the other cultists were hunted and hanged.

Eventually my soul is reincarnated into the present with no memory of my past life.

The god finds me and starts haunting my dreams and the stronger the god gets, the worse the dreams become.

Eventually I'm approached by a handsome man, not knowing it's the Eldritch god in disguise now strong enough to take on a physical form.

I’m so fucking tempted to make the yandere CEO this eldritch god. I mean. He has the powers of one already….

Imagine the god tries desperately to get you to remember. To see them as they were before, and to shock those memories into you. But it appears they’ll need more drastic measures.

And may you have luck on your side if they see you getting romantic with someone else. Exploding bodies isn’t something this beloved God is against if it keeps you “safe and pure.”

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Random question. Do you pay attention to people who follow this blog? Like do you go "oh this blog is following me, cool!" or do you just go "sweet more followers/beans!" ?

As someone with a more sfw main blog I always wonder what NSFW blogs think of me following/liking their content.

I just go “oh sweet more beans!” Because…what’s wrong with having a sfw follower? What’s wrong with having a nsfw follower? At the end of the day we’re all full of blood and a heart that’s going to expire so let’s enjoy each other and our creative endeavors until that ticking in our chest stops.

In all seriousness I just get excited I have more people to share things with and hear their thoughts and so on! Nothing wrong with more people to the bean pile ❤️

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

If you’re still hearing about yan fantasies then I’ll add mine to the mix,

Biggest yan fantasy is making a new friend who seems to know more about me than I’m telling, one day we go to their house or apartment whatev and we and hanging out. I go to put something away and I go in the wrong room…. A room filled with pictures of me when I haven’t been looking or in other compromising positions, before I can turn to leave my “friend” is coming up behind me, all doors and windows were locked as soon as I stepped inside.

Nothing is more satisfying than a yan being manipulative enough to convince you they’re safe then right when you let your guard down it turns out they PLANNED for you to let your guard down and you’re trapped with no way out 😭

To add to this a darker yan fantasy continuing off of this is watching the news of your own missing persons report with your yan.

Just seeing everyone looking for you or presuming you’re dead and the yan all the while smiling and saying with full certainty “they’ll never find you and take you from me”

God I'm such a sucker for this. The meticulous ones who stalk you for YEARS but you're none the wiser, and right when you think you're safe, the other shoe drops. You're face to face with the predator who had you in their clutches this entire time. Bonus points if a bunch of mysterious murders have been happening recently too and you're scared, wanting to b safe, needing comfort, and they happen to always be there right when you need them.

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

I love that we all wanna be confined in basements

The best way to enrich us is to give us a proper enclosure

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

I sent an ask containing a fic I wrote for Jasper did you get it? I hope Tumblr didn't eat it :(

I can check! I’ve been kinda busy with stuffs lately is all, working on making stickers and trying to get my insulin and what not :3 I can’t wait to read!

-Mommabean

[yanderemommabean]

Would you be willing to write for purely non-sexual regression?

Oh definitely! I don’t have issue with that!

-Mommabean