deathgasmic
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24 - bi - she/they - south african ☉ virgo - ☽ aries - ☿ libra 18+tw for hard kinks sometimes
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they hate me for my frequent engagement with tomfoolery
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love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.
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microwaves you for 30 seconds stirs you and microwaves you for another 30 seconds
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sorry i can't i have to push the fur out of my plushies eyes so they can see
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i love how in those competitive shows when people get eliminated they go "i wouldn't have done anything differently" really? not even the thing that got you eliminated??
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cute soft feminine things to say to men:
instead of saying "hey, i really think you should educate yourself more on this subject" say "shut the fuck up"
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rouge & mint ;)
telling your baby i'm their aunt btw <333
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i'm standing up and applauding as she fucking should
sweet at heart but i will beat you with a cast iron skillet if you play with me
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