deathgasmic
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24 - bi - she/they - south african ☉ virgo - ☽ aries - ☿ libra 18+tw for hard kinks sometimes
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deathgasmic · 8 minutes ago
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if i were the virgin mary i'd be pisseddddd. imagine not even getting the fun part of getting pregnant and then "oh yeah, you're giving birth to god's baby, surprise!"
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deathgasmic · 19 hours ago
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i smoke a lot of weed and have a lot of trauma don’t expect me to remember anything ever
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deathgasmic · 20 hours ago
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i volunteered at a light show tonight and the space they had me working in had a tree in the way so all i could see from the "happy holidays" sign was "happy ho"
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deathgasmic · 1 day ago
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i love how in zombie movies they'll be like years and years into the apocalypse and still having kids. personally, if i were living in the apocalypse and i found out i was pregnant that would be the thing to put me on the show snapped
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deathgasmic · 2 days ago
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deathgasmic · 2 days ago
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pet play but it's you putting me down
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deathgasmic · 3 days ago
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deathgasmic · 3 days ago
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remember to live laugh limp bizkit today
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deathgasmic · 4 days ago
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absolutely not
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deathgasmic · 4 days ago
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almost got hit like three times just in a 20 minute drive home pls you all know we get snowstorms every winter
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deathgasmic · 4 days ago
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i have no reason to act like mikey milkovich, i just do
i'm like a deadbeat dad if he was a woman in his 20's
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deathgasmic · 4 days ago
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i'm like a deadbeat dad if he was a woman in his 20's
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deathgasmic · 4 days ago
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Happy 52nd birthday that year 🥳🥳🥳🥳
omg thank you you're the first to say it 🙏🏻
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deathgasmic · 4 days ago
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What's happening in 2052?
lmaooo i'm talking about the movie but that's the year i'll turn 52 so that's something i guess
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deathgasmic · 4 days ago
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Where do I want you to cum? To your senses motherfucker
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deathgasmic · 4 days ago
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i'm so fucking excited for 28 years later
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deathgasmic · 5 days ago
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