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HE HAS GUN!!!!

Noooo, not the highlights😭😭😭

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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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The Facebook algorithm has started recommending me a page called "Death Stairs and I

yeah they sure are

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Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

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tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

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they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

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getting a note on a super old post

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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

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perfect new meme template just dropped

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anyway

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Looking to get into philosophy does anyone have any thoughts for beginners?

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