#not jayroy

[nerdytextileartist]

Breakfast Time with the Harpers aka a scene of an AU where Jason Todd was taken in by the Titans after his resurrection

In the kitchen of Titans Tower, Roy Harper (25) is serving Lian (3) breakfast, pancakes that have been cut up. Jason Todd (17) enters the kitchen.

Lian: Mornin', Short Pants.

Jason: Lian, my name is not Short Pants. It's Jason. Call me Jason.

Lian: Nope. You're Short Pants.

Jason: Okay, then I'll start calling you "Stinky".

Lian giggles.

Roy: "Reverse Uno" doesn't work on her. Coffee's ready when you are.

Jason, walking over and pouring himself a cup of coffee: So, Dick left you behind again.

Roy: Actually, I asked for the day off so we could go to the library and go hang out with the Reading Fur Buddies.

Lian, excited: There's this big fluffy white dog, Lily. She has one long ear and one really short ear. I like her.

Jason, pouring milk into his coffee: Sounds fun. I'll be on the couch, LexFlix and chilling.

Roy: Yeah, when I said "we", that included you. Your therapist mentioned that you need to exercise your coping skills and the library is probably the least stressful place to exercise those skills. Plus as thrilling a page turner "There is a Monster at the End of This Book" is, I can imagine both you and Lian could use new material. So-

Roy looks and he sees only Lian in the kitchen.

Lian: He left.

Roy, muttering: Nobody ever leaves during any one of Dick's speeches.

Roy and Lian are standing in front of the door to Jason's bedroom.

Roy, knocking: Jason, supervillains don't go to the public library. I've been there hundreds of times and all I have ever seen were retirees, kids and their moms, and people playing DnD.

Jason, muffled through the door: I'm fine! I just don't wanna go!

Roy, sighs: I see that there's nothing I can say to change your mind.

Jason: Exactly.

Lian, speaking up: Short Pants, I think you would like Lily too. Her mommy says that she used to go walking with Lily in the city where they used to live. A man tried to hurt Lily's mommy and Lily jumped on him and bit him. He had a gun and he shot Lily's ear off and kicked and punched her, but she wouldn't get off him because she wanted to keep her mommy safe. The police got the man and they got Lily to the vet and they fixed her up 'cept for her ear. She's super nice. She lets me stick my face in her fur and she puts her head on Daddy's shoulder and falls asleep and she drools. A lot.

Jason opens the door and squats down to face Lian.

Jason: You really want me to meet Lily, don't you?

Lian: Yep.

Jason: Okay. I'll go with you guys.

Lian runs off, excited. Jason stands up and glares at Roy.

Jason: Using a cute little girl against me, are you sure it's just her mom who's the supervillain?

Roy: If you do get uncomfortable while we're there, just use the signals you've learned. We'll go straight home.

Jason: Okay. If you take any pics-

Roy: Don't show them to Dick? Wa-What's wrong with showing Dick pictures of his favorite niece and brother bonding over books and puppies?

Jason: When did you turn into such a dork?

Roy: I've always been a dork. I've just been good at hiding it.

[uglynavel]

I wanna know where people have lately gotten the audacity to leave comments on fanfics talking about how much the fanfic sucked and negatively critiquing an author's fic like it's a published book review.

It pisses me off cause I've seen authors abandoned or delete their fics because of this.

You're getting fanfics for FREE! No one asked for your opinion.

I hope y'all know as authors we get email notifications when you comment so we see EVERY comment that's been left.

We also can see the negative reviews you leave when you bookmark our fics

[anyknotrants]

Tim: hey Dick, which do you thing Kon would like more?

Tim: *holds up 2 pairs of earrings, one sapphire, on diamond*

Dick: I don't know probaby, the sapphire

Tim: *nods and puts the diamond away*

Dick: what's the special occasion, anyway?

Tim: hm?

Dick: why are you buying Kon the earrings, is it your anniversary or something?

Tim: oh no, I just like buying stuff for him

Dick: *starts laughing*

Tim: what?

Dick: oh god, you're his sugar daddy!

Tim, blushing: I'm not- you buy expensive shit for Wally all the time! You're his sugar daddy!

Dick: I prefer the term; 'rich boyfriend',

Tim: ...

Tim and Dick: *turns to look at Jason*

Jason, checking out arrow-shaped ruby necklace: *looks up*

Jason: ... I plead the fifth

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Tim: Oh shit, he texted you ‘hi.’ punctuation only means one thing.

Tim: He's mad at you.

Dick: No, it's Jason. He's just being grammatically correct!

meanwhile

Jason: And then I used a period so he'd know that I'm mad at him.

Roy: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Jason: I stand by my choice.

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

I love the idea that Dick and Roy were together at one point, with Jason and Roy now being together, simply for Tim's reaction.

The first words out of his mouth just being "what, you fucking down the family line or something?" Followed by a suspicious squint and asking "do I need to be worried if you guys break up?"

[varpusvaras]

I think that instead of being super apprehensive about Jason and him dating Roy, Oliver should take one look at him and then one look at Bruce and go oh, I'm about to be so annoying.

Oliver starts being so nice to Jason. So nice. Inviting him to family dinners. Giving him both his hero communications and personal phone number and telling him to call whenever he needs something. He gives him new tech and keeps updating his weapons and armor. He helps with missions and clean up and says nothing if Jason is a little rough, apart from patting him on the back and saying good job. He starts keeping his picture inside his wallet and has other pictures of Jason, Roy and Lian framed in the house and tells everyone about him. He starts calling him son-in-law first and then just son and then calls him a Harper and eventually a Queen.

At first it was just to annoy Bruce, but after the first time he tells Jason that he did a good job and Jason starts to tear up a little, Oliver goes oh no, oh I'm actually doing this now. This my boy now. I don't care if he and Roy break up or something, this is my boy now.

Bruce still thinks he's just doing it for the sole purpose of pissing him off, though, and he is so fucking mad. The Justice League meetings have turned into a Cold War zone.

Bruce starts to being so nice to Jason as well, forcing himself to ignore some of the more outrageous things Jason does, and Jason is so, so fucking confused.

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Jason: I’m dating Roy

Bruce: Hmm (derogatory)

Jason: He has a daughter which makes you a grandad

Bruce: Hmm (delighted)

[maromarlade]

Dick: *aggressively staring at Roy*

Duke: what's happening..?

Tim: just wait

Dick: *starts glaring at Jason, who is sat next to Roy*

Dick: *gaze flickering between Jason and Roy*

Duke: wait for how long..?

Dick, pointing at Roy: you disgust me!

Dick, points towards Jason: That's a child! You hear me!? A child!

Jason: Dick, I'm 25

Dick, hands on his hips: a child I say

[mysticalarmand]

Duke: Why is Dick sitting in between Jason and Roy?

Steph: Because he doesn't wanna see them cuddling.

Tim: Or kissing.

Duke: But they're a couple.

Tim: To Dick, Jason's still a baby.

Duke, holds up Damian: This is a baby, that's a grown ass adult.

[londrya]

*The kitchen in Wayne Manor*

Clark, drinking a coffee: And then I was like, i don't need....

Jon walking in, not fully awake yet: Morning...

Clark: Morning? What are you doing here? You where supposed to be at kon's?

Kon walking in with Tim in tow: Well technically he is with me.

Wally sapping in to get something from the fridge: Wow, in what kind of family reunion did I stumble into here?

Roy, also there to get something to eat: I dunno man.

Bruce, appearing out of nowhere: The real question here is, why tf you all are at my house.

Alfred: It seems like the boys had a sleepover. Just like old times.

Roy: Hah, tell that to the hickeys on Jason's neck

[personfrommars10dccontent]

Roy: Dick, I have something to tell you

Dick: yeah? What is it man, you can tell me anything

Roy: I'm in love with your brother

Dick: which one??!???!??

Roy: which one do you think

Dick: no, nope, you're not allowed to date my little wing, keep your filthy little slut hands off Jaylad

Jason: *popping up out of nowhere* too late Dick, we've been dating for months

Dick: FUCK

[lunewolf13]

Tim and Jason were munching on Batburgers mid-patrol. Entirely out of the blue Tim says: By the way, I'm bi.

Jason pauses, then swallows his burger: Uh, okay?

Tim: I just wanted to tell you. In case, you know, you think no one would accept you.

Jason: ...Huh??

Tim: Yeah, there's a reason why I brought this up. What I'm trying to tell you is that B told me to tell you that you can bring your boyfriend over for dinner whenever you want.

Jason just stares at Tim, wondering if he's experiencing a fever dream because what??

Jason: What boyfriend??

As far as he knows, there is no boyfriend. Why does Bruce think there is a boyfriend??

Tim being understanding but for a completely different context: It's okay, Hood. I'll tell him you said no. No need to deny it.

Jason continues to be baffled: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.

Tim does not believe him: Sure, sure. So, when's the next time Arsenal plans to visit Gotham?

Jason goes back to eating his burger and pretending he's not totally confused by the change in topic: Uh, this Thursday. I'm gonna help him with Lian's birthday cake, and brainstorm gift ideas.

Tim: Uh-huh. Hope you have guys have fun :)

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 45! Merry (belated) Christmas y'all! (And happy holidays to everyone who doesn't celebrate!) I've been sitting on this reveal for months at this point, enjoy!

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[anyknotrants]

Dick: wait- does this mean that the og JL is just one big family at this point?

Bruce: ... what?

Dick: I mean- I married Wally, who's now leaglly Barry's and Hal's, which makes them your in-law. Jason married Roy, which makes Oliver your in-law, and the rest of you are dating a Super, I feel like that does make the JL a family business

Bruce: ...

Bruce: nO-

[neptunezo]

The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)

bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.

Roy: That’s my sweater?

Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…

Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes

Kon: how do you know?

Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???

Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Before they got together :

Roy loved to joke around by acting like Jason needed protecting despite him being a fully grown, tough-as-nails adult. He’d throw out lines like, “Hey, baby boy, want me to handle this one ?” or “Careful, Jay, don’t want you getting hurt.” Whenever Dick teased Jason, Roy would step in, saying, “Hey, back off. My guy’s had a rough day,” just to mess with them both.

But one day, after giving Bruce a “cut him some slack” look during a conversation, Roy noticed something. Jason’s usual eye-roll was missing, replaced with a hint of a blush and a barely-there smile. Turns out, he didn’t just tolerate it; Jason secretly liked feeling protected. And now that Roy knew ? He leaned into it even more, happy to be the one Jason let his guard down with.

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[edit] here's my fic inspired by this post :

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61539643/chapters/157325386