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bobbie-robron · 1 year ago
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Because as far as I’m concerned… Lachlan is suspect number one.
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03-Sep-2018
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junadeo · 1 year ago
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guys i dont think sex is real. unfornunately :(
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doloneia · 4 months ago
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we need to abolish the idea that ancient greek myths and legend have a coherent timeline. they do not. for any given myth there are like 10 heroes mentioned that feasibly could not have been adults or even alive. herakles keeps showing up in places where he should probably be dead. anyone could be a suitor of helen. even herakles. even theseus if you count that kidnapping stint he did. nestor is alive for 10 billion years. time is fake and anything beyond vague generational outlines is conjecture
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tpwrtrmnky · 6 months ago
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torment juice
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[ID: Three-panel pills that make you green comic.
Panel 1: A red stick figure with a wide torso is holding a bottle while a green stick figure watches.
Red: "Oh yeah, time to have a horrible sip of Torment Juice."
Green: "Why?"
Red: "To feel excruciating torment, obviously?"
Panel 2: Closeup on the bottle in the red stick figure's hand, which says "Torment" in an all-caps, italic font. Next to it is text that says:
Torment Juice
Fresh from your local torment crucible!
Causes excruciating torment!
Health benefits: None! It makes your health worse!
Now guaranteed to not come with an adrenaline high!
An entirely miserable experience with no redeeming qualities!
Is not addictive, will not relieve addiction!
Not useful for coping with anything!
Panel 3: Zoom in on green's face
Green: "I think this is a bad habit you should quit."
Red: "No but you see I'm already tormented by demons when I don't drink it, this just gives me extra torment."
Green: That's... not a good reason to drink torment juice."
End ID.]
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mocking-the-bird · 5 months ago
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If Tim and Steph decide that 7am is time for sibling bonding activities, it'll be so, even if the sibling they're bonding with is trying to get some goddamn sleep
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emerynn-art · 3 months ago
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was feeling kinda down this morning so i drew max six times and that seemed to do the trick
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andromedasea · 2 years ago
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happy pride to people with ‘contradicting’ identities i love you and you’re doing it right
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sandflakedraws · 1 month ago
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the perils of reaching out early on
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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago
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crusty evolution redraw. in theory.
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egophiliac · 1 year ago
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IT'S BUNNY TIME EVERYBODY
(feat. Dilla)
(bugle accompaniment by Yuu)
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starcurtain · 10 months ago
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I think the Ratiorine fandom really moved on too fast from the fact that Hoyo chose "charming audacity" and "dear gambler" as the first words players would hear from Ratio to Aventurine. Not the second scene. Not the third. The very first sentence players ever hear between those two.
And you know what, we also moved on much too quickly from the next scene too. Ratio was the one to start the whole "Aventurine is a peacock" thing. Why are you sitting around thinking about what alien animals your coworker reminds you of, Veritas? The joke is supposed to be that peacocks are noisy, but then they just drop that like a hot rock so the camera can do a slow pan on Aventurine's chest and Ratio can comment on Aventurine's clothing choices. Since when does Dr. Ratio care what people wear? Why were you looking?! Fellas, is it gay to compare your partner in crime to the symbol of male beauty???
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antiyourwokehomophobia2 · 5 months ago
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I ain't gonna lie, I do noooot think radblr is gonna come out of this Imane Khelif thing unscathed. Like, y'all, I'm sorry, but there is not enough evidence for some of y'all to confidently call this person male and say some of the stuff you've been saying. At the very least you have to acknowledge that Khelif did not compete against women with malicious intent.
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lacquerheadd · 6 months ago
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Try not to smile so wide, baby. You might break your mouth.
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goodoldfashionedengineer · 7 months ago
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Teacher: Sorry for being late, in exchange, we'll end the lesson earlier
Jason Todd, aka 'Robin': (⁠●_⁠●⁠)
(internally: *appalled* how can the lesson be shortened when we already began later, the math doesn't add up)
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Jason Todd, aka 'Red Hood', being particularly mad at the Batfam over something: Sorry for being late for the mission. In exchange, I'll end my part of it earlier
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astral-aromance · 2 months ago
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Something that's funny to me is how the fandom has decided that Ñolofinwë is physically stronger than Fëanor based soley on the fact that he fought Morgoth and wounded him, while ignoring that the only reason Fëanor didn't fight Morgoth 1v1 is because Morgoth was litterally shaking and crying while hiding in his evil castle at the sheer thought of Fëanor reaching him, so he sent like 10 Balrogs to deal with him instead.
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fairylando · 27 days ago
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somebody on twt pointed out that looking back this was crazy to do on international tv... what i realized by myself is that somebody started growing out the mullet after this...
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