#nobody died

[emacrow]

Raven found a Feral Farshee and saved a town

Teen Titans got an alert for another candidate from titans east only the signal led to a broken titan in the middle of a dark foggy and scary woods in the middle of Illinois that seems to be causing the other to hallucinations and get lost.

Raven seems to be the only one immune to this as the teen titans got picked off one by one, distracted by something only to end by the shadows and a terrifying wail that scared the living souls out of them.

This was worse than movie night when her powers went out of control due to fear, except she beaten her own fears.

She know there was someone or something in this woods causing all of this and whatever it was, it was in pain, a whole lot of pain to steal everyone who seem to wander in the woods without hurting them.

Perhaps to absorb safety to distract itself from its own pain is what raven was thinking until she found the source.

In a barren broken town covered in frozen snow and ice. An old cracked sign covered fully in overgrown frozen vines barely said anything until she used her telekinesis to move them.

Welcome to Amity Park. It's a nice place to live! Home to the most famous sup- phant-! What was the sign said if it weren't for the evacuation and Do Not Cross tape and signs all around it.

There wasn't a place like this on the map, let alone on the Titan tracker that wasn't working anymore.

It was cold, below 20 winter cold as Raven flew in the town.

She could feel the eyes of something staring at her as she anazyling the town.

Something had happened here, something big as she was seeing ice statues of varieties ages people in clothes, shoes around stuck in place as if their were doing normal town things or running from something.

More and more statues in clothes, hats, dress, police uniforms, suits, etc she kept finding as she flew by..

Only to stop at a familiar statue.. it was Robin, except he was frozen completely like a ice statue except his Robin uniform were still on with his titan communiater in his hand still pressing the buttons as if he was shouting about something.

Her heart dropped as most teen titans members were here, along with a Titans east frozen like ice statues.

Before her eyes caught something, bringing another statue. She dipped into the shadows immediately.

"Safe, must keep everyone safe, safe, safe in forever ice, nobody can get hurt now, all safe, they can't leave through the portal, all safe..."

Watching as a very long white-haired boy wearing a frozen crown floating in a black hazmat suit and a mystical cape, carry beast boy frozen in ice statue like state as a frighten falcon with one claw out.

He was much taller than cyborg, but thinner than a scarecrow, four arms, with exposed skin on his long hand paler than sickening white paint with lines of blue.

His eyes were dull blue, wearing a necklace glowing a bright ominous blue, a familiar necklace tied with a simple gold thread she had read about once.

A curse necklace of power, thought to have been lost in a bargaining chip with the infinite realm King due to twisted and corrupt the user's power to gain control over them unless forcefully taken off or cut off, reverting the effects.

It seemed to taken over this person completely.

She thought of a plan easy enough for her to snap it. Manifesting a pair of thin shadow scissors to cut the gold thread through.

Hearing the sharp snip cut through the necklace immediately alerted his attention toward her, only for the snapped necklace to drop on the floor.

Dull blue eyes shrank before a glowing green and sharp pupil revealed themselves in his eyes before rolling upwards, gravity taking effect immediately for him to collapse on the floor immediately.

The guy fell into a deep sleep as she kept him contain in a giant shadow grasp, probably out of exhaustion as the status of her teammates started to thaw out, skin exposed as the ice practically fell off them.

Each teammate suddenly gasped for air. It wasn't just them as the town itself was melting, ice cracking, noise of people were gasping or mid screaming, coming back to life from the frozen prison.

The culprit, who cause all this was still asleep, suddenly had a flash of light surrounding them as long silvery mixed with black hair teen very malnourished thin lay in the shadow grasp.

Before Raven could explain, the town folks were suddenly holding strange guns glowing green.

"Let fenton go, you creeps!"

Part 2 -> here

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Mission going wrong-

William: Time for plan G

Albert: Don't you mean plan B?

William: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties

Bond: What about plan D?

William: Plan D was the desperate disguise attempt an hour ago

Sherlock: What about plan E?

William: I'm hoping we don't have to come to that. You die in plan E

Louis: I like plan E

[thewitchkingiscool-ace]

Y’know, the ending of botfa was such a wonder to behold. BEAR WITH ME HERE OKAY, HEAR MY POINTS.

I’ll start by breaking down some of the scenes. So first, we have the scene were Fili is momentarily captured by Azog at the top of that old abandoned fortress-thing with all of Azog’s army behind him. Then good old Azzerz (thats my name for azog) does his speech about which order he’d kill everyone in his plan that went horribly wrong, f in chat for azog.

And then Fili does that badass backwards spinning-kick and knocks Azog to the floor, then he dodges all of the army like a pro and kills like 75% of them (we all know how it goes so there’s no point going through it. But fili was awesome in that moment so i just want some appreciation for him there)

And THEN we cut to Kili, Bolg and Tauriel. I love the dynamic between Kili and Tauriel in that moment as they work together to take out Bolg, jumping off rocks and attacking him from both sides and being fabulous as always. Especially that bit where Bolg grabs Kili then Tauriel walks up behind him and kicks him in the balls. What an amazing scene. Then they manage to chase him to Legolas and that sketchy bridge that looks like it would collapse at any minute and Legolas starts flexing his skills and spins and slashes and runs up the bridge as it collapses in slow motion and nearly falls then flips himself back up again and does that cool thing where he stabs Bolg in the head and bounces off his shoulders and the whole bridge sinks then collapses and Bolg dies from fall damage then just in case he wasnt dead, the piece of rubble falls on him. Then Tauriel and Kili finally kiss and see Legolas stood far in the distance and wave at him and he finally accepts that Tauriel friendzoned him but he’s totally chill with it and it’s so wholesome.

AND THEN WE HAVE THORIN VS AZOG!! AND THORIN COMPLETELY WRECKS HIM! So they fight on the ice and Thorin uses Azog’s weight against him. We all know how he picks up Azzer’s big old wrecking ball thing and throws it at him and Azog goes under the ice. Then Thorin starts following him which tbh could have been quite a risky move and could’ve got him killed, but he sees Azog’s eyes open and does a BACKFLIP to avoid Azzer’s sword and does a majestic hair-flip, then yells a dwarvish war-cry and starts attacking him. Then it goes a bit downhill as we all know and how as Thorin’s pinned against the floor, Bilbo comes running at Azog and knocks him off and Thorin’s like “omagawsh ma husband here to save me <33” then Azog is on the floor cus bilbo wrecked him, and Thorin does that thing where he waltzes up to him holding bilbo’s hand and stabs Azog in the back and its so cool tho

and then Thorin proposes to bilbo, they reunite with Fili & Kili and they all hug and they’re tearful and Dwalin shows up and gives them a big old bear hug and its the sweetest. And then the eagles show up and take them all away from the oncoming army.

then when bilbo’s going home, thorin basically does the same as sam and bilbo’s like “i’m going home alone.” Then thorin says “of course you are. And I’m coming with you!!” It’s such a nice nod to lotr and i cried my eyes out there. Then they kiss again and all the dwarves cheer and Kili’s there holding tauriel’s hand then BARD AND THRANDUIL SHOW UP and make up with thorin and the company then Bard and Thrandy kiss too and Thranduil proposes to Bard then Kili proposes to tauriel and thennnnn (sorry for the long post) they all have a joint wedding at the shire and all the hobbits are like 0.0 “wat” at the sight of all these dwarves and elves and men but they embrace it all confused like “those are gonna be some interesting kids lmao!!”

then you see thorin moving in with bilbo after giving the crown to Fili and i cried again when they adopted frodo and you see Fili as King under the Mountain with lots of children and you can see how he looks slightly older and Peter Jackson and the makeup crew did such a good job portraying all the horrors they SURVIVED and LIVED to tell the tale of. And then it cuts to Gandalf showing up like 50 years later and you can see thorin sat in the back in an armchair reading a book and i cried again. overall such a wholesome movie and my favourite out of all three. Love that movie to DEATH haha, death’s a funny thing to mention considering how little of it there was 😅

sorry again for the long post but i had to rant about that movie!

[saradrak-blog]

About the fanfic, I was originally gonna have Sakumo die like in the canon, but then... what if? It's Everybody Lives AU overall right? What do we think? We want him to live? 😆

[claires-mess-of-life]

I drove on a big road with other cars and lots of turns and didn't kill anyone!!!!

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Tales From Dispatch, Pt. 46

One of my units keyed up and just said, "Dispatch, he's leaving, not complying with the stop." Straight started a car chase (dangerous) and didn't tell me where he was, who he was, or what he was doing (extremely dangerous). It was several seconds in before I got where he was so backup could head to him. (Terrifying!)

So anyway, one of my Dispatch Nightmare Scenarios actually happened today and I Did Not Like It.

[pafsplayground]

So!

Watching and Dreaming, huh?

What an episode!

[resetmypatientviolence]

To my surprise, I still went to the gym with no AC, didn’t die, and PR’d some squat cleans and clean & jerks.

Can’t wait till Minnesota has these days every summer in 30 years.

[crazydaymycrazyway]

John: This is a mistake

Sherlock: A mistake we're gonna laugh about one day

John: But not today

Sherlock: Oh no, today's gonna be a mess

[littledrummerangie]

I'm going through all stages of grief

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Tales From Dispatch, Pt. 6 - Independence Day Edition

(from emails) TO: DispCent FROM: DispAdmin DATE: 07/04/2023 afternoon SUBJECT: Advisory Notify on-duty SGT regarding any calls coming from the 5000 blk of McFamous ST. In the past, people in this neighborhood have called in fireworks complaints to bait responders into the area to ambush them.

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(later that night, a call comes in) ME: Dispatch, this is Fran. CALLER: Yeah, I'm at the corner of Anyroad DR and McFamous ST. There's a gang fight! Send all the laws! ME: How many people do you see? CALLER: I don't have time for all that. Just get people out here! *disconnect*

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(later, over the radio) ME: Ambulance A, you're responding to the 5000 blk of McFamous ST. Be advised, PD SGT has instructed you to stage at the station nearby. For your safety, do not proceed directly to the location.

[rival-ado]

could have been worse

[psychologeek]

Well.

I just realised I never explained it.

Well then.

(tw: mention of cancer. Bruce has Google-like medical knowledge. Lmk if need to add)

~

The Fears of a Father

Batman isn't worried.

Never.

He is the dark knight of Gotham.

He is The Night.

He is Vengeance.

Batman is superior to mortal concepts of fear, or worrying, or anything but the cold dedication of his mission. Not even pain could stop him.

But Bruce is human.

Bruce is human, even if he questioned it multiple times. Even as he uses the ways he is different, the ways he's always been different, to make people think he isn't human.

(Just like he used to think, before he found The Planet and the bunch of weirdos and a name, for once, and not feeling so alone so wrong anymore.)

Bruce is human, even if he struggles with the way others seems to think. Just because he can't name it, doesn't mean he is never consumed by the overwhelming FEELINGS, like a caged wolf. Just because his brain doesn't process pain properly, doesn't mean he isn't hurt.

And when he gets the phone call from his son kid, his little boy, it feels like he never left the abyss.

"B," the child on the phone panic. "B, am I going to die?"

No, screams the eight years old inside. No, not again.

And he's holding three pearls in his palm and he's covered in a heavy blanket cape and he keep his voice calm as he asks the dear child to describe everything that happend before he looked down and saw blood in the toilet.

"It's going to be okay, chum," he says calmly. "I promise."

(He never said this to the people he saved. He never make promises he can't fulfil himself. But this is a promise he'll keep. Come hell or high water, he'll make Constantine take him fight heaven and hell if that what it would take.)

"Did you get hurt today? Maybe something hit your kidney?" He questions the kid. "I won't be mad if you got into a fight, chum. But I need to know if we should call Leslie or an ambulance."

"Ambulance? I don't want ambulance!" The kid is now crying. "I thought it's just something that happens when you grow. What is it?"

"The medical term is Hematuria," Bruce fills him up as he think out loud. "Possible reasons are problem in your kidneys or other parts of the urinary tract, like injuries, infection, blood clot, glomerulonephritis, cancer—"

"NO! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE CANCER," Dickie cries on the phone. "I can't kill Tony Zucco if I have cancer."

"You can't keep kill Zucco," Bruce tries.

"Nuh-uh!" Sick stops crying. "I have cancer! You need to be nice to me because I'm going to die. And I get a wish because I have cancer. So I want to be Robin and kill Zucco and you can't tell me no!"

Bruce is pretty sure this isn't how it works.

But Dick stopped crying. So he let it be.

"I'm going to draw my costume so when you come back we can make it," the kid says and hang up on him.

But he has a kid to save.

How do one even starts looking for it?

If only there was a reliable person he can ask about raising a child. And maybe get some advices about how to prevent him from being a teen vigilante...

Someone with experience of raising a kid with unique talent, that can get out of the house no matter what...

Oh

Right.

And so the dark knight disappeared into the shadows, tracking down Superman in order to get any information contact ot the only person that could help him now:

Ma Kent.

~

In which we have autistic Battinson (but that's cannon), Dick is a drama queen, Alfred is not here TM

and asking Bruce about medical information is like asking Google (don't do that).

~

I don't know if you have/know toddlers, but where I grew up every year some parents got freaked out at their baby's first week in daycare, when they changed the diaper and saw blood in it.

Spoiler: bitterroot can make urine red/purple. (And so do some other things.)

Beware!

As a new parent, I decided B has to go through this jump scare.

Just as a treat 😄

I see many people spreading the "Battinson is our little meow meow we must protect" all over the Tumblr. But they focus on Bruce.

Because when it comes to Battinson's Batman- this man made goons sleep with lights on. He yoinked so many bones he could make two skeletons and put them in Gotham Academy for biology lessons.

He doesn't spread fear. He is fear.

Justice League would look upon him and be like "I'm so glad this man is on our side". Pure respect for his persona. Even slight fear. Until...

Batman: It took me half a night but I solved this case.

Justice League *in awe*: Right.

Batman: I have analysed the threat, discovered their real identities and estimated where they will next strike.

Justice League: Nice.

Emergency phone: *ringing*

Batman: Excuse me.

Batman: What's wrong, chum?

Batman: what do you mean batcave is on fire

Batman: but i left u food

Batman: you ate a full bowl of blueberries??

Batman: wdym Alf isn't home. where would he go?

Batman: Alfred will kill me :(

Batman: ... how 'bout Mr. Freeze gun. you can use it, right?

Batman: ... Alright, chum. Text me if it worked. I gotta go.

Batman *back to his Batman voice*: So. As I was saying. Their next target will be-

Justice League: ...????

[bbybearcubbs]

Wanting to stay in bed all morning but having a dream where you are on the run with your gf and your squad & manage to get away from the government, assassins after both of you & a flood + caving land so you go "Fuck it. We ball" as you literally jump out of bed because if dream you could do all that while protecting everyone & still tricking government officials, you could get up, have breakfast & do some laundry

[eliounora]

quickly drawn king arthur and his royal sorcerer for those who may need it

[anpanman95]

living here and here only