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it's so sad that celeborn will never encounter Hot Adar Who Fucks. i would have liked to see adar finagle his way into a throuple with a centuries-married couple purely on the power of his hotness and fuckability. it'd be like
celeborn: you got remarried to an ORC while i was presumed dead?!
galadriel: listen i can explain-
adar: ah, you must be celeborn? i'm afraid our wife is a liar, though unintentionally so, for even her loving descriptions of your beauty pale in comparison to the reality.
celeborn: 😳😳😳😳😳😳
#nobody is immune to Hot Adar Who Fucks#nobody!#rop#rop spoilers#adar#galadriel#celeborn#i AM very intrigued to see what celeborn will be like! s3 feels like it would be a good time for him to arrive..............
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Eren’s canon look as an adult in s4
#nobody does it better than the original#NOBODY!#Isayama slayed a bit too hard with him#no I can’t move on#eren jaeger#attack on titan#eren#shingeki no kyojin#aot#eren yeager#anime#manga
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my pinterest board watching me save pins to the same three boards (joe, jack, and outer banks):
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just saw someone say harry was ‘unoriginal’ ???
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#Poll!#Kissing!#Women!#Woman!#Enbies!#Enby!#Men!#Man!#Everyone!#Someone!#Nobody!#Yourself!#You agree!#You!#Agree!
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Never and i mean. NEVER let the Freud hate die out <3333333
posts for people who hate freud
#i swear#everyone hates freud#like…#who actually likes the guy?#nobody!#surely nodbody#this is the one thing all humans agree on
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this year while we all celebrate pride month and celebrate ourselves as well as those who came before us and paved the way for us to do so, we must also think of those in gaza, queer or not, who live every day under a brutal occupation and don’t have that same privilege. happy pride, and may we see a free palestine in this lifetime.
#free palestine#palestine#pride month#pride#gaza#lgbt#lgbtqia#zionists get the FUCK off this post. nobody fucking wants you here.
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral
#someone brought it flowers today...........#this half dead little tree that nobody thought would survive this long means everything to me
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this is insane
#txt#please check the notes for a palestinian family's gofundme#Guys. Them calling the trunk space in the front of the car the ‘frunk’ is NOT the issue here#Addressing some other comments: NOBODY IS KIDNAPPING SOMEONE IN A FUCKING CYBERTRUCK#THE ONLY VEHICLE MORE CONSPICUOUS IS THE FUCKING OSCAR MAYER WEINERMOBILE#PLEASE THINK FOR TWO SECONDS
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Sometimes dunmeshi fanart looks like this
#dungeon meshi#kabru#pls continue to include him he deserves it and it makes him happy#nobody tells him to leave bc they know it's bad omen
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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.
#🐉#this is abt terror amc fitzy btw. nobody wants to fuck you you are annooooooying!#like i simply would not hit that you could NOT persuade me to endure it
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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