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Odysseus- kills over a hundred people, beheads someone

Odysseus, not even ten minutes later- “Oh my son look how much you’ve grown 🥰💕💖 Oh my boy sweetest joy I’ve known 🥺✨🌸”

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We don’t bring up the fact that the core 4’s miraculouses are creation + protection and lying + killing

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Every time I start feeling a little guilty for no reason about staying up writing until 3am, or sleeping in past 10, I think about that Hunter S. Thompson daily routine that’s like. 3pm: Wake up. 4pm cocaine. 4:30pm cocaine. 5pm cocaine. 6pm smoke a little weed. 7pm Loiter. 9pm start doing coke seriously 12am midnight: Start writing. Just for a little perspective like, I could be doing worse. I could be doing in fact so much worse.

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“You just wrote your medieval fantasy setting to have medieval gender roles and homophobia and prejudice because you secretly fantasize about being able to be sexist and homophobic in a land with no PoC without any pushback! It’s fantasy, there’s dragons and wizards, it doesn’t have to have prejudice unless you, the writer, want it like that! In *my* D&D setting, there’s no sexism or homophobia, so that gay transgender women of all races can be holy knights fighting to protect the good kingdom from the endless hordes of the evil dark race that has threatened its borders for a thousand years!”

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Hitler doing a Volkswagen car advertisement for the owner and one of his biggest donors in 1938

Trump doing a Tesla sales pitch on the White House Lawn for shadow President Elon Musk and largest donor in 2025

[ID: The first photo is a black and white picture of Adolf Hitler and the owner of VW smiling in a car with many Nazis behind them. The second photo is color picture of Donald Trump and Elon Musk in a red Tesla. Musk is smiling while Trump is looking forward with his mouth open. End ID]

Image ID by @qquesadilla

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If tumblr goes down you can find me at my house

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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

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tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

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I'll be honest, I don't really mind when "byzantine" is used as a pejorative, because at least they're being mentioned

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"You don't want this. It's commercialized feminism; it's unauthentic"

Performative feminism is a most annoying aspect of our times.

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Jane Austen: I am resolved only to act in a way, which in my opinion, will guarantee my own happiness.

"Feminist" Critics: *GASP* Jane Austen's not feminist! All her heroes are rich (they say, ignoring Catherine de Bough) and it ends with the heroine getting married!!!!1!!

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me, struggling to write: hmm, this part is a little difficult. maybe i should check my planning document, which i created as a helpful tool for my writing process!

the planning document:

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Everyone thinks of Austen as victorian and Stalin as russian but they were actually both georgian... one of many shared traits

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Writing historical fiction is always like I think I hauve to read several more 700 page nonfiction books before I can write this paragraph