#nobody is immune to Hot Adar Who Fucks

[markantonys]

it's so sad that celeborn will never encounter Hot Adar Who Fucks. i would have liked to see adar finagle his way into a throuple with a centuries-married couple purely on the power of his hotness and fuckability. it'd be like

celeborn: you got remarried to an ORC while i was presumed dead?!

galadriel: listen i can explain-

adar: ah, you must be celeborn? i'm afraid our wife is a liar, though unintentionally so, for even her loving descriptions of your beauty pale in comparison to the reality.

celeborn: 😳😳😳😳😳😳