#no way LMAO

[jager-bruder]

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

"Why you no good, dirty, rotten, swamp faced, lizard eatin’, citrus smellin’, son of a bitch!-" Texas to Florida, June 8th 2022.

[osaemu]

17 for the ask game?

u didnt say for who so im gonna do it for everyone hehe !

17. ideal way to spend time with one another?

dazai — lazy days at home bc we can just . . . do nothing. neither of us ever wanna do somethin if we don't have to , so days where we can don't have people to meet and places to be are perfect ! we just order in food , talk about nothing and nap on the couch together <3

chuuya — after a long day at work , chuuya likes to take me out for a nice evening walk. we talk about our day , and after everything that needs to be said is said , it's just comfortable silence where we just enjoy each other's company. bonus points if we're sharin airpods !

gojo — going to the beach ! we both looove swimmin out into the ocean and relaxing in the waves , and so whenever we can we just spend the day on the sand. he's really fun to go to the beach with bc this guy will literally do anything. wanna build a sand castle? sure! jump over waves? okay! take a nap under the umbrella? he's already gettin a blanket !

geto — okay this is rly random but we just like to go to the mall together. he's actually really fun to go to the mall with bc 1. he actually knows what looks good / doesn't look good and 2. we can both walk around and judge people to our heart's content <3

childe — this is also really random but i think i'd really enjoy going to the zoo with childe. something about him just makes me 100% sure that going to the zoo with him would be super fun ! or an aquarium tbh. whatever it is , it just feels right. i don't have anythin else to say lol it's just my instinct . . .

[screechthemighty]

Someone in my comments: I reread this in honor of RE: Village's third birthday

Me: Village is HOW OLD

[eventually--darling]

Did he just kill a mother and child 😭

[commissionsdarian]

Your illiteracy would also explain your weird name, you probably meant durian, but misspelled it as darian.

Better not be Sherlock bloody Holmes. Christ, has it gotten that boring responding to weird asks already? Also still can't read, send another just for a laugh

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[jellyjamheadobb]

[the-halfling-prince]

You can keep a hundred boys in jars or whatever it is that Chappell Roan said

[darknessillumina]

𓃮𓃮𓃮♕♛♚♔👑 Gotta stay goated

[everwalldigan]

(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)

Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.

JL: he killed 80 people in two days.

Dick: …he’s adopted?

Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???

[chickenndogg]

This was Bill’s symbols by the way lol, type in ‘oroborous’

It reads ‘Chonky boi’

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[overlymetaromantic]

Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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