#no way LMAO

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

"Why you no good, dirty, rotten, swamp faced, lizard eatin’, citrus smellin’, son of a bitch!-" Texas to Florida, June 8th 2022.

[osaemu]

17 for the ask game?

u didnt say for who so im gonna do it for everyone hehe !

17. ideal way to spend time with one another?

dazai — lazy days at home bc we can just . . . do nothing. neither of us ever wanna do somethin if we don't have to , so days where we can don't have people to meet and places to be are perfect ! we just order in food , talk about nothing and nap on the couch together <3

chuuya — after a long day at work , chuuya likes to take me out for a nice evening walk. we talk about our day , and after everything that needs to be said is said , it's just comfortable silence where we just enjoy each other's company. bonus points if we're sharin airpods !

gojo — going to the beach ! we both looove swimmin out into the ocean and relaxing in the waves , and so whenever we can we just spend the day on the sand. he's really fun to go to the beach with bc this guy will literally do anything. wanna build a sand castle? sure! jump over waves? okay! take a nap under the umbrella? he's already gettin a blanket !

geto — okay this is rly random but we just like to go to the mall together. he's actually really fun to go to the mall with bc 1. he actually knows what looks good / doesn't look good and 2. we can both walk around and judge people to our heart's content <3

childe — this is also really random but i think i'd really enjoy going to the zoo with childe. something about him just makes me 100% sure that going to the zoo with him would be super fun ! or an aquarium tbh. whatever it is , it just feels right. i don't have anythin else to say lol it's just my instinct . . .

[eventually--darling]

Did he just kill a mother and child 😭

[commissionsdarian]

Your illiteracy would also explain your weird name, you probably meant durian, but misspelled it as darian.

Better not be Sherlock bloody Holmes. Christ, has it gotten that boring responding to weird asks already? Also still can't read, send another just for a laugh

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[jellyjamheadobb]

[nouverx]

Arcane season 2 ending made me too sad so yk what, everything is fine actually, Viktor is now a teacher at the Academy and he mentors young Zaunite students. That's how I choose to cope.

[nenoname]

hunting down a specific image but finding miscellaneous storyboards/some cut panels from the stan comic story instead

[darknessillumina]

𓃮𓃮𓃮♕♛♚♔👑 Gotta stay goated

[everwalldigan]

(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)

Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.

JL: he killed 80 people in two days.

Dick: …he’s adopted?

Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???

[chickenndogg]

This was Bill’s symbols by the way lol, type in ‘oroborous’

It reads ‘Chonky boi’

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[birdy-babe]

Blitzøs entire life spent being unwanted. So he adapted, and learned how to be something needed, something to be used.

Which is why I think he firmly believes he is being used by Stolas. He simply cannot fathom a different reality, one in which he is wanted for once in his life.

[buzzingroyalty]

On this day

A Savior was Born

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory will have to speak for his FNAF crimes