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(For whenever he notices, there's a small box wrapped in red and blue. If opened, lying inside was a familiar tie pin. The very same one he once gave a certain...obsessive business acquaintance. There's a note.) "It's only fair. - Jen Alice"

(Huh. He didn't think he'd get this one back. Honestly, he forgot it existed. Still, better to have literal ties back to reality on hand than leave them in, for a lack of better description, emotional garbage pile no.2. And who better to send it back than verbal harassment victim no.156! A bit suspicious. But fair? Maybe. Probably not. It's put back in a pocket. Kept for himself this time)

(Red and blue)

(Mortales artifices numquam diuturna.)

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Happy holidays or happy Wednesday, whichever's more thrilling, personally it's Wednesdays. Quick question, how many bots following constitutes as concerning?

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Sorry I've been gone for ages, I was thinking about color theory

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A bee movie musical exists.

Hold the fucking phone

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The asmr side of the internet is very funny because I and many others can guarantee first hand that Matt ASMR Specialist's Tudor doctor asmr doesn't have nearly enough amputation, but I doubt Mattheus is taking tips on realism

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WAIT IM ABOUT TO BE 27 WHAT

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Look I forgor. Maybe he shouldn’t be so busy

@thehumancaptchatest Can you come help with paperwork real quick? If I have to write off another of this guy’s NDAs, I’m going to consider actually going into his temple of doom office

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@thehumancaptchatest Can you come help with paperwork real quick? If I have to write off another of this guy’s NDAs, I’m going to consider actually going into his temple of doom office

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They have Tumblr in afterlife?

We’ve seen people and things from everywhere on here, honestly it’s expected

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I’ll take that as a yes

Office party but specifically in your office- thoughts and opinions?

What happens in that office no longer concerns me. I never expected gentlemen like yourself to show respect for the deceased's belongings. That being said, you'll find my former office equipped with some... intriguing sensors and machinery. They might make witnessing this absurd display a bit more *fun* for me - No, Abigail, no significant harm will be caused. Them losing a hand or two is hardly that big of an issue, it's not like they were doing anything useful with those hands. What can I do about it now? Warning? Well, they have been warned just fine. Forget these fools and let's continue with our journey. Here, take my hand.

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What happened?

Very, very good question

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Not on the lord’s day, cmon

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...Wanna go get something to eat later? Doesn't have to be tonight if you're too busy, just feel like getting out of the house for a bit.

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you ever see a parrot with a grenade?

Not a parrot. I’ve seen a messenger pigeon with a pipebomb, though. Which obviously had to be corrected, because how is that even possible for the 1900s

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This could’ve been a very rough tumblr opening, don’t scare me like that again

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Hypothetically, just if I consider it, if I got an arcade cabinet for my house, what game would you suggest? 👀

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Now. Have you ever heard of this little game called Polybius?

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what the fuck did I just get in my inbox