#no not really

[mxmarsbars]

third time’s a charm!

[voidfanatic]

See no evil (No veas el mal),

Hear no evil (No escuches el mal),

And speak no evil (Y no hables el mal).

Eng: I was thinking, "woah, imagine three drawings of the Grunt kiddos representing the Three Wise Monkeys as a pretty obvious metaphor to their situation in the family", so here it is 🥰

Esp: Estaba pensando, "woah, imagina tres dibujos de los niños Grunt representando a los Tres Monos Sabios como una muy obvia metáfora a su situación en la familia", así que aquí está 🥰

[neil-gaiman]

Hi Neil!

I know the answer to my question. It’s “No, not really. Yes, pretty much. Only if you’re very flexible.” But I want to ask anyway.

My sixth book (!!😱!!) is coming out in March and I’m scared as hell. Do you ever stop being scared as hell when a new book you’ve written is coming out?? Like, is this a forever thing?? Do I just Muppet flail like Kermit for a month every time I publish a new thing??

Thank you for being awesome and doing these asks, by the way. You’re very kind in a world that is often not.

I haven't yet stopped being scared when I send something I'm working on out to a handful of people to be read. Normally by the time the book comes out it's closer to stage fright than real terror though. I've already scared myself sending it to editors and friends. It's a forever thing, yes. And just as you think you're used to it something you've written that's published arrives and you want to show everybody and you realise you aren't used to it at all. And yes: flail away.

[grison-in-space]

no one respects the hypothalamus enough. in this essay I will

[spiritofboredom]

There are two kinds of Herobrine x Reader stories:

1: Where it's like you're inside the world of Minecraft, sorta MC roleplay style

2: Where it's treated like other digital creepypasta x readers and Herobrine can traverse between the game and reality

When I was younger I saw more of the second style but nowadays I think about him in the first style more

[babygirl-diaz]

Eddie can kill someone with just his pinky finger but his boyfriends are still really protective of him

[mwehster]

it's time for Halloween hahaha

[nallhir]

yearning

[cartoondrawer]

ermmmmm..this is satire (no it’s not.)

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

Henry not realising what he and Bill had going on was non-platonic for so long cus he just genuinely didn't think being gay was a thing he could do is great to me. 'What do you mean I've liked guys the whole time, that's an option?' kinda thing. He's not very in touch with his humanity and just kinda squashes down all complex feeling it took him a little to figure it out okay.

[arachnid-teeth]

Sometimes I hope for a DBDA S2 just so ppl would move on from the cat king PLEASE I HATE HIS GUTS WHY IS HE IN SO MUCH FANART

[kryp-does-random-stuff]

All swagged up and heading to the barn to meet The Righteous (Meat)Man...

[emypony]

so is anyone gonna..................

or do i have to do it myself

IM SORRY ITS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND

old man yaoi but make it robots (real)

[ouchlord-vivaldi]

Follow for nameless king / gloam eyed queen slash fiction

[symphonxx]

Remember that one escape room episode? In Saiki K? Where Kaido leads them all to an abandoned warehouse instead? Yea now imagine that they were caught trespassing.

“ Babe? “

“ Kuboyasu? Is something wrong? “

“ No yea, everything is just peachy! Its js.. ya think i can borrow ¥250,000 “

“ WHY WOULD YOU NEED THIS MUCH—?! “

“ We uh, yk, escape room? “

“ ..escape room..? What escape room— oh. Ah. “

“ Yea.. prison..? “

“ I’ll be there in 5. “