#hello satan

[artbyabyst]

DAY 6 • CONTRACT

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[sweet-cabrona]

~ Me and the devil / Soap & Skin

[blondie-4404]

I swear if I found something like this on AO3 I would be raging so hard then immediately send it to multiple people.... it would work, but at what cost? 

How to get more 👀 on your fic

If you're anything like me, you have over 40 one-chapter WIPs that have been languishing for years without the fire only loyal readers (and their comments) can fuel.

It's a vicious cycle--readers aren't interested in incomplete stories that haven't been updated for years, but I'm not interested in writing more if nobody's reading my work.

Luckily, I've figured out a quick and easy method to get readers for these incomplete fics.

To demonstrate how effective my method can be, let's take a look at Subscribe and Save Me, one of my fics that never got the attention it deserves:

Now, for some reason, this fic hasn't found an audience yet. But we can easily fix that!

Here are some of the secrets that Big Fanfiction sites don't want you to know:

A lot of readers are looking for long and completed fics.

A03, Wattpad, and FFN don't employ people to check that fics marked "complete" are actually complete.

They also don't employ anyone to check that chapters aren't just "Cera loves Ducky" copied and pasted thousands of times.

You can still add more chapters to a "completed" fic after it gets some readers and comments to help wake up your muse.

So, you can see that the best way to get new readers invested in our WIPs is simply adding fake chapters and marking our WIPs complete.

Look how much more enticing Subscribe and Save Me looks with these updates:

Don't be fooled! I didn't actually write 11 new chapters. In fact, most of my chapters just consist of this:

But despite how easy it is, this method has always gotten me hits and comments:

Wow! Two new comments already--and I'll get that comment count up to four when I reply "Nothing," and "Very happy indeed!"

Good luck out there, friends! Hopefully this strategy brings you as much success as it's brought me!

[kindheartedgummybears]

what if u wanted to go to heaven but god saw ur fanfic history?

[nutbreadys]

It felt like I was losing something. A part of my own body.

That “something” must have been Satan.

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b&w ver.!

[mammonswhore]

Brothers & First times!

How the brothers react the first (or firsts) times having sex with MC.

Warnings: sex talk,not outright sex though. Tears, emotional baggage, trauma talk, deep emotional scars.

Respectfully and with a hand in my heart and the other in between my legs:

Lucifer is there, visibly he is enjoying himself and having a good time but in the back of his head he is freaking the fuck out because he feels so good and this is so new to him since he never fucked with anyone he loved, let alone someone he adores this much and who wanted to be with him just as much. Every touch, gasp of moan makes him smile as it brings him back to the moment, not too focused on saving this moment on his mind forever but rightfully leaning into savoring every detail and passing second.

Contrary to popular belief, Mammon is a performer and loves to make an act to enjoy himself and to lure his partner to like him always a little more. He has fun while pouring out his love in every touch, whispering sweet words and expecting the same. But! When he is basking in the afterglow,he gasps and yelps as he sits on the bed. He is freaking out in the best way possible, jumping around and biting his nails as his over excitement makes him whisper 'lord' 'can't believe it happened' 'they came? THEY CAME?!?' And is overall super sweet until MC calms him down. He talks after that,he has to talk after having sex otherwise it doesn't feel as intimate for him.

Leviathan will cry the first five times he has sex with MC, not out of pain but because he can't believe he gets to feel them skin by skin and he loves them so much. His emotions are all over the place along with his hands and mouth, bites, kisses, scratches, everything he has he is willing to give now. He is a little awkward,his legs tangle with MC's and his elbow is pressing on their ribcage making it painful but it's fine! It's slow, unsteady and fun just like him and as long as the both of them are enjoying it and are available for cuddles after,he will always be fine.

Resident cat lover Satan is one who enjoys what he never got to experience before,he loves tenderness and gentle touches, strokes that are measured and well thought as well as sweet words that blur the line between loving and seductive. He is a thoughtful lover, one that enjoys to litter kisses on every spot he can, the type to whimper at the exchanged looks of fondness and pleasure. As gentle as he wants to be, he freaks out so much at the thought of hurting MC that he is painfully slow and steady, always too measured and focused to let himself let loose a bit. Satan loves to seduce but is whiny and timid when he sees MC's bare skin so his most shameful moments will happen on the seclude of each of their rooms.

Asmodeus is very nice and sweet when it's his and MC's first time, he thought of it a long time ago, every detail was taken care of for them to have a pleasant time yet he is so giddy, excited and eager that they spend their foreplay in ligering touches, deep kisses and silly inside jokes that end up marking a before and after in their relationship. He is loving and experienced but doesn't pull out the big movements to enjoy this as simple and romantic as it can be. Much unlike his brothers,he has meditated before to keep his chill and enjoy the moment without freaking out every passing second.

The need to bed MC is bigger than himself, Beelzebub is tired of pretending to walk around, trying to see if he can get something, pacing around his thoughts and ruffling his own hair when his overthinking is too much to bare so, when the time comes, he is doing everything in his power and knowledge to please his partner. Rough clumsy hands that unbutton jeans quickly are the same that caress their bare skin so tenderly. His utter gentleness contrasts with his looks, with his furrowed brows and twitching lip that wants to nibble and suck every spot he sees. Just on this very moment of intimacy,he is vocal with everything, with how good he feels and how pounding into them is like being sent to heaven again.

Belphegor is sloppy but eager, he is calm about having sex with MC because he knew sometime it will came down to it but as soon as he is touched, as he feels the warmth of their skin on his, he is whining and asking for reassurance. The guilt of having hurt them before still weighs on him and he needs to have a talk prior and afterwards about if there are any boundaries, actions or anything that can or can't be performed. Behind his usually playful and witty self, Belphegor is unsure of his own desires if they ever come to have more weight for him than MC's own desires, never before he has loved like this and he believes that while sex isn't abnormal it shouldn't be taken so lightly. He wants love and to make them feel loved, nothing on his life was ever been this good and he wants to preserve it and seal it for the first time in a very slow and gentle way.

[devildomditzy]

“I can’t believe ya”

“I said I was sorry!”, you plead, running after your boyfriend as he angrily stomps away from you, not even feigning a glimpse at you.

“I don’t wanna hear your excuses!”, Mammon exclaims, hurt written clear across his face. “Outta all people, I trusted ya! And look where that got me!”

“Mammon, please listen!”

“No! How could ya!”

“How could ya spill your drink all over the floor of my Demonio!”

You try just so, so very hard to hide your giggles, but how could you? Out of everything you’ve both been through, this is what he decides to get upset about?

“Mammon, it’s not that bad, really”, you try to reason, but the look on his face is getting severely more annoyed by the second, him recognizing your weak attempts at stifling your laughter.

“Not that bad? Not that bad?! Those are luxury carpets! I paid good money to have those installed!”

“And I paid good money for that milkshake…I’m disappointed I dropped it too…” and…

you can’t help it, you make a small honk, just teenie tiny squeak.

“You’re not sorry at all!”, he throws his hands up above his head. “You think this is funny, huh? Sure, it’s real funny, MC. You destroyed your first man’s pristine ride, hilarious!”

And oh Diavolo, he’s really, actually mad isn’t he?

And oh Diavolo, you can’t stop cackling can you?

“I-it’s just a stain Mammon! I’ll clean it! Gosh, you’re so worked up!”

“Clean it?! Or, you’re gonna do more than clean it! You’re gonna make sure my car is spotless, you little heathen!”

“Hey! No fair, I stained your carpet, not ruined your paint job!”

“And if it wasn’t for your butter fingers, my baby would still look just as good as the day I got her!”, he points his finger at you accusingly, crossing his arms after and huffing.

You both garner weird stares from the other residents of the House of Lamentation as you enter still arguing, with Mammon choosing to park outside the front door instead of his garage/loft hybrid. You pay no mind and continue your bickering as you both begin to walk towards his room.

"Ya gonna pay me back double- no, triple! Triple the cost of the cleanin' fee!"

"What! No way! I can't believe you would even suggest...", your voice fades away from the other's earshots the further into the house you get.

They exchange puzzling glances between themselves.

"What do you think that was about? A lover's quarrel?", Asmo asks, an indescribable sparkle in his eyes.

"Don't know, don't care. But, its best to leave them to it", Satan replies with a small shake of his head and a sigh, mumbling under his breath, "Two halves of a whole idiot."

[sheepthatgobaa]

this will be a card in the next banner. plz trust me im solmare's daughter

[helluva-poison]

People: Why didn’t Stolas just explain what was actually going on?

Me: the courts are rigged

People: what

Me, loading shotgun: the courts are rigged

[nyaskitten]

Just found out a lot of Ninjago voice actors starred in a Bible show, which lasted for like TEN YEARS???

[leripink]

♡ I have to get away from the world of the Internet... the truth is that it doesn't actually give me years to live and this is one of them.

I also made this with my favorite sanrio character

[nrmnas]

need

[bruciemilf]

Bi-Han wifed up the baddest bitch in Outworld (she can't fight her way out of a lunch bag and she's God's favourite idiot)

[satans-knitwear]

unzipping is so much easier omg

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[astracora]

Sylus tender holding. Sylus tender holding.

The arm around your back as he lays you down and kisses you.

The hand around your shoulder to keep you close.

The hand on the waist while you sit on his lap.

HAS TO BE TOUCHING YOU CONSTANTLY. HAS TO BE HOLDING ON.