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THIRTEEN DESERVES A SHOWER CARD TOO!!!

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He asked nicely~

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Obey me! IKEA date headcanons

Summary: you ask Mammon to go on an IKEA date with you

Genre: fluff

Pairing: mammon x gn! reader

Not really interested in buying furniture, but excited to spend time with MC in the human world

Heard that “getting lost in ikea with someone elevates your relationship” from some witches and had to pretend to not be eager with MC asked him to accompany them

Was at a loss for words when he saw how big the warehouse was, he knew people got lost easily but didnt think it was that big

Questioned the quality due to the prices, but then sat on a couch thought it wasn’t too bad

Proceeded to drag MC around the store in circles trying to find the best items

“Humans are fragile after all- ya gotta have the best furniture or else you’ll get bruises all over”

Needless to say, the getting lost thing wasn’t just a rumor, the two of you quickly found yourselves spending several hours looking at bedding 

Was amazed by the fact they had a food court inside of the store

Started off as the one pushing the cart, but eventually switched with MC because he kept getting distracted by things

Was slightly jealous when you picked up one of the giant stuffed animals to hug but he also thought it was cute

Eventually, you guys ended with a full cart—all sponsored by the avatar of greed’s wallet of course

“Ya know, the Great Mammon doesn’t just spend money on just anybody. As your first man, I have to make sure ya stay alive”

Bought his car to the loading zone and insisted he would load all of it himself

He struggled for a bit

You went and bought the two of you ice cream cones and ate them on the car ride home

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he's so freakyy ><)

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A mammon doodle i did a while ago 🥹🥹

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couple more of these in between commissions, slowly chipping away at it all hehe it'll be SO worth it when theyre real

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Anywho wasn't there one of those translated articles where the demon brothers talked about the type of person they're into or did i make that up in my silly little mind? I need it for a fic 👀

If anyone knows what I’m talking about please help a bitch out 🙏

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Gonna be really kind and gentle with myself today after that. I’ve gotta be.

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my ex sent me a meme last night and I got my dumb little feelings up for nothing he said he sent it on accident this morning I’m going to take a long walk off a short pier

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original ^

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do you still read obey me fics recently? i kinda need some suggestions (accounts or fics) here on tumblr 😓😓

This might sound a little weird, but I don't actually read that much Obey Me fanfiction. It's easier for my hyperfixation-addled brain to keep Fandoms I Write For and Fandoms I Like to Read separate. There's not much overlap between the two. I have almost 11k bookmarks on AO3 and only 77 of those are for OM, and most were made before I started writing for the game myself. lol

That being said, I have lots of recs to offer! I've met a lot of talented writers on Tumblr because of the game and I'm happy to give them a boost here. Some of them inspired me to post my own writing so credit where credit's due. If you check them out, be sure to leave nice comments/reblogs for the posts you enjoy. Some of these blogs might be archives now, or the writer might be active in other fandoms rather than OM these days, but acknowledgement for their previous works will probably be appreciated regardless.

@arvandus @onyourowndaisymae @silverrings-n-prettythings @thebellearchives @cosmicstarlatte @featheredcrowbones @misc-obeyme @satanghulu @the-travelling-witch @folkdevilfables @cherry-tarts-and-tea @diodellet @once-in-a-blood-moon @books-and-catears @zephyrchama @lovetei @mammonsrockstargf @hopeluna @lou-struck @attic-club-sandwich @leviathans-watching @devildom-moss @devildomcuties @delphi-dreamin @sassykattery @inhuman-obey-me @obeythebutler @devildomditzy @mcx7demonbros @belphegorey @rae-writes @aspiringtrashpanda @ruewrites @ephie-om @elsecrytt @hoesoflamentation @yandere-daydreams @thedevilspearl

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MC and Mammon's crow spies TRUST.

When MC is in the human world or alone in some dark alley of the Devildom, Mammon sends crow spies after them to ensure they're safe and sometimes they can be a bit annoying..

(The tik tok is not mine, it's from the person who's username is on the video)

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—Mammon.

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Poor Levi

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peace offering

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you: *trying to actually have an adult conversation with me*

me: *imagining mammon and i pranking asmo by breaking into his room and gently placing a sunny side up egg on his face* ha ha, yea :^)