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theatrevampire · 5 months ago

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"He didn't witness the play... he DIRECTED the play."

#interview with the vampire #iwtv spoilers #iwtv s2 #no like tell me why i was so gagged...#armand #daniel molloy #text post #tp

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shannonsketches · 3 months ago

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you know what I take back my vegeta schitts creek headcanon, I think he's david around goku and alexis around everyone else

in my most comedic soul though he is just masc gina linetti

#but the truth is that bulma is the gina linetti to launch's rosa diaz #and vegeta is the rosa diaz to piccolo's captain holt #and piccolo is the captain holt to gohan's amy santiago #and goku is simultaneously peralta boyle and scully #silly hours #dbtag #the gag that EVERYONE in the cast knows Vegeta has a Whole Personality except Goku will never not be funny to me #“Goku he doesn't like you” “aw man :<” just call him an ambulance next time piccolo goddamn asldjalskj #my sibling dynamic hc about them is very 'you're you around your friends but you revert to being Annoyed when your little brother shows up'#but everyone finds your little brother adorable and funny and you're like this is so embarrassing I don't know how he got in here #and he's not all bad he's really not but the problem see is that he's seen you cry so he has to be dead or never speak to anyone you know #they're not Brothers(tm) but that's the dynamic I love between them ksjda That Guy Who Knew Your Season One Self Cannot Be At This Party #That's why he killed Nappa and the rest of Freeza's top brass. No one left to tell embarrassing childhood stories.

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tired-hellowl · 1 year ago

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I think part of the reason why helluva boss makes me personally deeply uncomfortably with blitzø as a main character is in partial with the fact that it willingly always portays his alcoholism in positive conjunctions with his employees around him and is never called into question or blame.... like at what point is stolas going to get over some drunk imp bastard that doesn't even consider to ever care about him, when he shouldn't in the first place when the relationship is built upon a throne of literal lies acting like an imp and a royal being together is absolutely disgraceful and classist in one scene and then the next they're just teehee'ing in the field of flowery hell as if these dark themes aren't brought up so passively and never handled....

As a poor queer person who has actively been in the slums with alcoholics around me and consumed most of my past upbringing at some point I turn to just watch something else given that, Blitzø is a low life scummy stalkers imp that doesn't even bother to ever care about anyone else's reasoning or emotions-besides his own and it is proven over and over and over in every. Fucking. Scene. Because he's the 'main character'

Sober up and get over yourself the show isn't about anything else then Brandon Rogers voicing a dicksucking imp because 'haha laugh at the fairy-gay boy who can't even get his own boyfriend'

#anti vivziepop #fucked up #helluva boss critical #anti helluva boss #helluva critical #and ive never watched a brandon rogers video in my life i dont know who he is but i do not respect him or his work #vivziepop could have went with any other voice actor out there #he seems like a diet shane dawson to me sorta thing yknow???? so why would she choose someone like that to animate?#who purposefully always makes fun of drag queers and queer 'personality types' as a whole comedy skit to point and laugh at #at what point are we going to admit that helluva bosses writing is so flawed not because of bad storytelling but because its just a bad sho #it cant even do basic act of three story telling or visually interesting gags or quirks aside from 'pretty characters on screen go aaaa'#go support murder drones or lackadaisy or bigtop burger or ONE #or literally anything else besises vivies shite #anti brandon rogers

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adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy · 8 months ago

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home from work

#if I speak…#one of the girls walked out yesterday #the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already #they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time #micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts)#and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him #bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can #so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO #anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need #it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning #and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today #we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao #and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before #we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day #we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left #it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo #*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having #to wait a long time for their food #and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO #I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take #stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess #I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every #night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had #nothing to make the wraps with <3 #I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap #and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used #they’re a fucking disaster like 😭#was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess #this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up #womp womp!!!!!!

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wildwolf-fandoms · 2 months ago

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Growling biting hissing screaming Tumblr dot com doesn't have a real fandom for Requiem For A Dream crying screaming throwing up

Tw: caps and drug mentioned

WHENEVER I OPEN THE TAG FOR THIS MOVIE IT'S ALL ABOUT MARIAM AND HARRY'S LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AND GIF/SCREENSHOTS ABOUT THEIR LOVE AND ITS SOOO FRUSTRATING

Like it's nice that people can relate to their love but THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT HOW DRUGS RUINED THEIR LIVES. WHY DO I HAVE TO OPEN YOUTUBE AND GOOGLE TO SEE DISCUSSIONS ABOUT IT???!! WHY CANT WE TALK ABOUT THE WAY SHOTS ARE DONE AND HOW ACTORS KILLED IT AND HOW SAD THEIR LIVES HAVE BECAME AND HOW NEITHER SARAH NOR HARRY KNOWS HOW TERRIBLE EACH OTHER BECAME BECAUSE OF DRUGS???

Sarah, if she even has consciousness at this point, is probably thinking at least her dear, handsome son is studying at a great university and doing better than her; while Harry could only wish that his dear mother is doing much better than how him and his friends are doing.

AND WHAT ABOUT SARAH'S NEIGHBOURS?? THEY SUGGESTED THE FAKE/BAD DOCTOR TO HER, SO SHE CAN LOOSE WEIGHT FASTER! THEY WERE CLEARLY HORRIFIED TO SEE HER GET OUT OF HER HOUSE TOWARDS THE END OF THE MOVIE BECAUSE SARAH WAS HORRIBLE?? WHAT ABOUT THE GUILT OF KILLING YOUR CLOSE FRİEND UNINTENTIONALLY??

AND MARIAM LITERALLY GAVE HER BODY TO PAY THE BILLS AND TYSON GOT LOCKED UP IN PRISON FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE AND HARRY LOST HIS ARM AND SARAH FUCKING DIED (?) AND AAAA

Why the fans (?) here are not talking about the characters and events of this movie instead of posting the same sex/love scene between Marian and Harry 74747th time???? Their love is just the part of this movie, but it's not what it is about!!!

#badger posts shit #requiem for a dream #2000s movies #btw i'm sure if i'm remembering Sarah's friends seeing her scene towards the end or making it up #the one before she went on the bus/metro to join to show #ALSO DONT EVEN TELL ME THAT THIS MOVIE IS OLD THEREFORE IT'S NOT REALLY CARED FOR #M A A A AAANY CLASSIC HORROR MOVIES THAT ARE FAMOUS STILL TO THIS DAY ARE FROM THE SAME AREA AS REQUIEM FOR A DREAM!!!!#IF YOU CAN LOVE SAW AND FINAL DESTINATION AND FRIDAY THE 13TH AND SCREAM AND HALLOWEEN; THAN YOU CAN LOVE RFAD TOO #IT DESERVES TO BE FAMOUS AND GET DISCUSSES ABOUT TOO FFS!! NOT TO BE TURNED INTO ANOTHER ONE OF TUMBLR'S LOVE STORY POSTS #THIS MOVIE IS NOT ANOUT MARIAM AND HARRY'S LOVE ITS ABOUT ADDICTION AND DRŰGS AND HOW IT RUINS LIVES #btw its fine if Mariam and Harry's love gives you comfort idc.#but its so fucking frustrating for me to open the tags for this movie only to see Mariam and Harry kissing and fűcking each other 558th time #instead of reading discussions about the movie #i was watching the movie with my mom and her friend and THAT ARM scene made us all gag because it was just so gross but in a good way #because you as an audience can see how fucked up his arm was - even Tyson could see it and reacted to it -#but Harry decided to Do It anyways! and it ended up turning into a Bad Thing for him (trying to be as vauge as possible lol)#WHY WE HAGE NO DISCUSSION ABOUT THE INFECTED (?) ARM SCENE??!! AND SARAH'S HALLUCINATIONS?#AND REST OF THE MOVIE AND ACTORS LIKE A FANDOM INSTEAD OF POSTING THE THING OVER AND OVER???

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oblisker · 2 years ago

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honestly the biggest things i appreciate about sdmi are autistic fred and lesbian velma—not because either of them are written well in that aspect but because the addition to their characters has open a gateway for really charming characterizations in future adaptations which i appreciate very much. idk what i’d do without the autistic fred and lesbian velma that we have today. everything else (except hot dog water) is pretty much mid though

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scootersscooter · 3 months ago

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Methotrexate tablets my detested </3

#I'M GOING TO EXPLODE #I WANT OFF OF THIS STUPID MEDICATION #UUGHGHHHH #tell me why i almost threw up at least 3 times while trying to take the tablets and then another time after i took them #i already know I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow because of it too #the tablets being so tiny set my gag reflex off so horrendously oh my gosh #i hate it here #actually disabled #arthritis #methotrexate

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justaboymadeofhoneyandglass · 4 months ago

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me going down the the secret history rabbit hole again: ...

me from when I finished the book the first time: girl wdym you're fine with the incest?! girl come back here

me: *scurries away*

#So sorry for making you guys see this order of words on this lovely Saturday evening #but i had to say this #cus past me would be gagged #for like a second. and then they'd be all oh rlly why is that tell me everything #the secret history

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kamwashere · 5 months ago

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okay so. so. so okay. just finished season 5 finale (still reeling, mind you) and went headfirst to watching fight the future and uh why did no one tell me.

#LIKE??????????????????? HELLoOO???#like. the msr banter right off the bat #flirting while theres a bomb threat was CRAZY #the breakup... yeowch #the mutual pining...#mulder getting drunk................. like that tells you everything you need to know #ALSO MULDER CURSING???? LIKE WE PG-13 AND SHIT!!!#the syndicate talking about the thing that mulder holds valuable. the only thing he cant live without. and the camera panning to scully #insane. INSANITY.#i was also wondering why they were so starey throughout the film but the... yeah.#also where was diana is she alive #mulder: i need you on this scully scully: you dont need me mulder you never have THE CATRADORAISM I WAS GAGGED #ME THINKING WE WON BY GETTING A FOREHEAD KISS AND A FOREHEAD #BUT THEN. BUT FUCKING THEN!!!!!!!THE ALMOST KISS IM STILL REELING #THAT FUCKING BEE STING OH MYGOD #NAWINDANG AKO #“you saved me” “youve kept me honest” “youve made me a whole person" WHAT IF I JUST KILLED MYSELF #ANYWAYS i know this is thee alien show but GODDAMN THERE ARE ALIENS???#AND THE UFO OH MY GOD I WANT TO BELIEEEEVEEE #them not acknowledging the fact that they almost (definitely) kissed.... it unfortunately tracks #is this film even canon because i caught a glimpse on s6e1 and there was no mention???#anyways. what a film #fox mulder #dana scully #msr #the x files: fight the future #txf: ftf #the x files #txf #kamwashere

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shannonsketches · 6 months ago

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like why did they change where Vegeta was when Cell announced the cell games in the anime

why did they make this vegeta starting shit with yamcha instead of chillin in the lab with his family? why did they take Bulma out of the lab? Why'd they say she was Out while Dr Brief was repairing 16? Why did they change Bulma working on advanced robotics to running in late with her baby?

it's the same scene except: - Bulma's actively at work being a scientist - Vegeta's not being rude to her (or anyone else!) - Vegeta waits for Trunks instead of leaving the room - Cell interrupted the airwaves, which means Trunks and Vegeta were just hanging out with Bulma and Dr B while they were working

Those are all Great Character Details!! That the anime rails against!!

#these cowards afraid of showing Vegeta actively choosing to be around his wife and child even when he's Bad #Because Goku who is Good never ever even once makes that choice onscreen outside of filler #and then they justify that choice by making Chi-Chi seem horrid and unreasonable for (checks notes) Not Wanting Her Child to Die #anyway I am once again being bitter about anime vs manga klasjdklasd #I can't believe I let the anime convince me I hated Goku man Goku's SUCH a good and ridiculous character in the manga #the anime just SUCKS at letting him be who he's always been #and has to reframe and recontextualize and reword everything he does so that it seems like he's Actually Quite Mature and Thoughtful nO #THAT's VEGETA YOU COWARDS #also the fact that bulma said she wouldn't live with him at the beginning of this arc to him casually hanging out with her and trunks #after cell beat his ass and humbled him is REALLY GOOD SUBTEXT for their shared relationship having improved without showing it #it's great subtext for all three of them and toei just went 'nah' and decided to make it a whole group shot so ...? Master Roshi could sit #and explain how ??? Tournaments Work??? Just so Cell could log on and also explain how tournaments work?? God it's been so long #since I've watched the anime and now when I do it just makes me mad aklsdjskja the manga is SOOOOO much better #there are some spots where the pacing is more ideal in the anime like goku turning ssj for the first time but like man. everything else is.#like why are you making Goku snarky with Vegeta dude his clapbacks are SO much funnier when they're just Tactless Honesty #like Vegeta's not insulted by Snark bitch he grew up in the Freeza force that man was raised by THE bitchiest drag queens #Vegeta's insulted by someone saying something deeply and insultingly True to his face as if it's the fucking weather #Goku in the anime is like 'a battle of wits hoho' but Goku's purity is part of the joke he's not snippy he's just got no social etiquette #He's just honest! He's not trying to be insulting. That's what MAKES it insulting! That's the WHOLE GAG of why Vegeta can't stand him #Goku is always just telling the truth and it's always the rudest shit Vegeta's ever heard in his life #'it's a sunny day! i'm way stronger than you! see you out there bud!' 10000% Genuinely Friendly. Golden Retriever-Ass Pure.#Infuriating. Hilarious.#anyway I looked at anime clips to make sure I remembered things right and that was a mistake #as someone who has a soft spot for it and grew up on it -- compared to the manga it's bad and it's always been bad #and toriyama was right to be disinterested in watching it jesus christ they BUTCHERED his work #anyway this has been another shot of haterade with sketches thank you for scrolling my rambletags askljdask #dbtag #i just truly can't get over how they make Vegeta call her 'woman' in the anime and he literally only ever calls her Bulma in the manga #except for on namek when he refers to her as 'the/that woman' because she is a complete stranger #why is he calling her woman like he's a 1940s american husband and not an extraterrestrial from a deeply advanced society toei

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flor4de4amor · 6 months ago

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so chat i found out my hallway crush is a junior AND is like apparently tóxica

#lina speaks ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆#my friend was telling me this morning n i was so gagged #like why are we keying cars? putting sugar in the tank? using text now at our big age…#to be fair idk her name n im not out at school so its not even like i have a chance but STILL

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hauntingblue · 8 months ago

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Kaido lore?!

#THE GIRL SANJI HIT HAS A RAT???#if sanji kills the rat he is not going back... this poor woman tho....#sanji didn't really get to dight his siblings so now he is kinda doing it lmao #sanji didn't hit her?? queen did??? omg. sanji don't lose hope.... but i want you to kinda do and succumb to the germa ajskdha #nvm he figured things out.... got the rat and everything... sanji talking to himself with the cage on... yeah..... omg zeff and luffy <3 #omg queen got yeeted.... the rat.....#talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1061 #king asking zoro if he is trying to be a king implies now that as sanji beat queen he is one. now when zoro beats king???. exactly.#omg... zoro dont kill king he is too pretty to die.... zoro.... i was wondering where all the nephilim fanart came from akdjsk #this is so slay... zoro with the king of hell enma fighting an angel.....#kaido with shackles in punk hazard???? is it bc he is an 'ogre'????#wtf.... zoro is seeing a biblically accurate angel akdjsns WAIT. did king say he isnt biologically capable of besting him.#and zoro said he doesnt like those types of excuses. because he is equaling that to what kuina said about being a woman.#please someone tell me this isnt the resolution to that. please. that is so stupid.#also wtf is zoro gonna do against that. thank god he learnt how to cut fire damn. thanks kinemon. hope izo and usopp find you soon #the music. the visuals. slay. oh :( goodbye my angel..... him thinking kaido is joyboy??? you've got it very twisted. it's kinda tragic #how his faith is misplaced and ends up defending evil and dying for it..... :(#the z on the end screen akdhaka.... now o want kaido lore. why was he im punk hazard. i mean ti be experimented on but there's gotta be more #you know whats funny. robin becoming a devil for luffy. zoro becomong king of hell for luffy. sanji just doesn't turn evil :) AHDHAJAJ #which actually could be the most dangerous maybe bc goodbye emotions xd even if the king of hell and a demon could end him #inch resting. i want more about lunarians?? and kaido now. also MORE about zoro and kuina... please that can't be it....#did i explain here how at least in the op spanish speaking fandom there is a gag that zoro is racist?? it started with that woman from bw #he just now killed a survivor of a nearly extinct (or extinct) race xd. you can appreciate why the gag exists #episode 1063 #usopp looking for kinemon and the scene hes gonna walk into.... izo please get here soon....#usopp calling them suicidal samurais ajdhak he will cling to life sobbing and full of snot!!! EXACTLY!!! this is actually so helpful.....#like they really are suicidal samurais... committing seppuku for anything.... izo thank god. he's gonna get the kun treatment from now on #episode 1062

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caffeinatedopossum · 2 years ago

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People be like "you don't look autistic"

Bestie I may be wearing metaphorical shoes but I promise you underneath this, all I feel is wet socks. All the way down. My deepest emotion. Wet sock.

#other autistics please tell me you know what im talking about #my deepest emotion really is wet sock and im convinced this is why i have depression #hrrg its like whole body gag. like the feeling of a limb falling asleep but on all of my skin #its like being able to hear rats in your walls all the time. the sensory. why the world so sensory all the time ;-;#anyway im a bit unhinged because ive been very sick and very overstimulated for days #and i swear to go i cant do anything without wanting to bite myself in frustration #literally if i want to take a drink? oopsie i spilled it and now im wet AND sticky. two of the textures ever #PLUS my wrist hurts now because i lifted something and im still thirsty because i cant move or think when all i feel is wet and sticky #hnng wet socks. wet socks ;-;#and i cant really stim to help because im way too tired for that #plus my main stim is just. pacing. and my balance is shit right now which means i will walk into walls so many timez #and yes it hurts a lot when i walk into walls #i got the No Proprioception update for Autism apparently -_- im so tired of being inhumanly clumsy #send backup im so sleepy

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kyouka-supremacy · 2 years ago

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Uhm

#I'm feeling like trash physically I really don't know what to do???#I have been struggling so much with eating recently but I thought it was normal because of the upcoming exam y'know?#Well yesterday I took the exam and yet the problem??? Didn't magically disappear like I thought??? And now I feel so betrayed??????#Yesterday I got takeaway at my favorite Chinese restaurant and that's a cup of noodles and eight dumplings #that's my usual order I always take‚ normally that's one meal #This time it took me?? Three meals to finish it??? Because after a while I just feel too nauseous to keep eating????????#So like. something is wrong™ but I really have no clue what it is or how to fix it...#Plus the entire day I've felt like crying for. no reason lmao. I'm literally crying right now and I have no idea why is that #I can't reason anything that is making me upset currently? So I'm there mentally looking at myself like *awkward monkey meme*#And my head hurts. Like something is wrong but I really can't tell what it is nnnggghhhh this is. not optimal #The worst part is that I feel so nauseous I can't imagine bringing myself to cook because cooking is already a tool alone #and now I'm also supposed to cook when I don't want to eat???? Like how can I convince myself to do that #But obviously I can't stop eating. Alas I STRUGGLE. The food in the fridge is going bad 😭😭😭#I made sure to change air in my room and I took a shower today so. I don't know what could be causing it really #Anyways if anyone can advice on eating when the thought of eating alone makes you feel nauseous I'll gratefully take it 😭😭#Not even snacks work btw I was eating nutella and pandoro and who wouldn't love nutella and pandoro #and yet I felt like gagging the whole time... Ugh #The actual worst part is that like this I don't have the strength to study but I really need to study for this huge exam the 14th #random rambles #eating disoder trigger warning #Why is that the recommend tag?? It's missing an r bestie????#eating disorder trigger warning #eating disorder tw #←← That makes it sound bigger than what it is please don't worry about me it's just a temporary issue!!#Using the tags just in case for blacklisting purposes

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hellfireeddiemunson · 1 year ago

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yknow i really like my electric tooth brush and it really does make my mouth feel more clean than a normal toothbrush but as someone who can’t keep their toothbrush in the bathroom to be plugged in it sure is annoying to remember to plug it in in my room

#like it’s so hard to remember to charge it and charging takes. forever so if i forget its like. over for me basically #i keep my tooth brush in my room bc my mom is weird and has used my tongue scraper before so i don’t trust any of my shit in there bc fuckin #E W BITCH THATS SO FUCKING GROSS I will literally never recover that made me gag so hard when i found out #and also i keep it in my room bc there’s so much nasty shit and piss particles in the air from humans AND cats……no thanks that’s grossssssss #and don’t tell me put a toothbrush cap on the toothbrush bc those are full of nasty bacteria after a couple uses too so no thank you!!!!!#i will only use them when traveling bc i’d rather have a lil bacteria on it than get like tiny dirt or something in the tooth brush #anyways brushing my teeth has been a struggle always and having to make sure it’s Charged is not helping that struggle factor tbh #i get why dentists like you to use these bitches they’re AWESOME my mouth always feels so clean but godddddddddd why do i have to charge itt #anywyas it was DEAD so i am charging it while i go back to sleep for like an hour or two see ya

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sapsolais · 1 year ago

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#had a semi entertaining but mostly uncomfortable encounter with my mom but i kind of find it hilarious #she was like hey u changed the name on ur email (proceeds 2 butcher the pronunciation and then mock it)#which y'know. sucks bc that's something extremely personal 2 me shdjfhg but it didn't hurt much bc i'm used to it #anyway i was like “everyone except u guys and the people at work call me that”#“do u want to be called that?”#“it's easier for y'all 2 just call me ness”#“why are u so secretive about it?”#“last time i told u i wanted 2 change my name you got upset”#“(gagged)” HDJFHDJDHFJ #“do you want us to call u that?”#“you guys kind of really suck at that anyways”#“(gagged x2)”#SHDJFHJGHG #so extremely extremely lucky 2 not be kicked out or anything but #it's a specific experience being in that Inbetween #where everyone around you knows. you tell them. but they choose to ignore you or brush under the rug anyways #and they sorta just put up w it bc “yaay ally moment!!”#yuck. idk i'm so so tired man #going 2 stop here before i go on a tangent abt that shit bc it's so fucking isolating and i do not trust my brain past 9 pm #sap says #sigh

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