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[stillmalenchylo]

03.12.2025

[luanna801]

Oh so when Nie Huaisang tricks a guy into stabbing his best friend to death it's ""justified revenge"" and ""very girlboss of him"" but when I, Xue Yang--

[thatswhatsushesaid]

time for another meng yao moment i observed while rewatching cql episode 4 for the purposes of snagging some screenshots: it looks like meng yao is giving wei wuxian the stink-eye because he's worried he's going to rat out nie huaisang for bringing his little canary friend into the lecture hall.

so here's the moment when the bird starts chirping (also i find the caption here exquisitely painful for other reasons, but i'll save that for another post)

poor, poor huaisang. buddy u did not think this through. this is the stuff uhoh.jpeg web comics are made of honestly

then right afterwards we have this exquisite shot of so many of the story's key players all together in one moment as teenagers: there's jiang yanli trying her damnedest to pretend none of this is happening (side note: does her actor also have a background in dance? her ballet-style first position here is really good); jiang cheng looking like he's ready to pitch a shit fit; nie huaisang is EXCEPTIONALLY BAD at hiding how guilty he is; wei wuxian is just the 👀 emoji if someone granted it human form; and then there's meng yao, who is just--

"wei-gongzi you hear nothing. wei-gongzi don't u fuckin say a fuckin word. snitches get stitches wei-gongzi."

[bishy437]

nhs: sorry for being a customer jc: some crimes can never be forgiven that being said yes i will go home w/ u

[benevolenterrancy]

Swords pining for each other's cultivator is my new favorite type of pining. Love your NieYao content! <3

I don't suppose we could get Baxia or Hensheng throwing a tantrum while Jin Guangyao / Nie Mingjue are away, leaving their owners to deal with the embarrassing aftermath?

Also, do you have any recs you'd recommend with these two?

this is the exact moment Nie Huaisang realised he was going to have to start meddling in his big brother's love life (con't: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Hensheng, on the other hand, doesn't throw tantrums but WILL sulk...

[kyuhudraws]

it's been 1000 years,,, I still love him,, he's such a mess

[mapacart]

Tender 💚

[barawrah]

nie siblings doodle

[lazycranberrydoodles]

its prosecutor jiang wanyin!!!! oh fuck!!! / gifs + au rambling below the cut / follow for more mdzs x aa crossover stuff :3

all the gifs i made (poses traced off franziska):

hes so similar to franziska when you think about it. theyre both deeply insecure tsundere adoptive younger sibling of successful main characters. who carry whips. something something edgeworth choosing death and wwx actually dying also

his share code is HWFEFF if you wanna use him in a trial! you can't share backgrounds but heres the scenery from the donghua i used.

the easiest way to put custom stuff into objection.lol is to send it in discord and then use the link from opening it in your browser :)

a whole lot of AU stuff

the art im making is for if mdzs was an ace attorney game, playing from WWX's POV to solve various mysteries/cases over the course of the plot. so this scene would be from turnabout goddess, which would loosely cover the dafan mountain mystery.

cases include:

Turnabout Revenge (Mo Manor, quick introductory first case)

Turnabout Goddess (Dafan mountain, the good times flashback)

Turnabout Saber (the man-eating castle (omg hiii nhs))

The Blind Turnabout (Yi City arc)

Turnabout Deviation (the Koi Tower conference, Empathy on NMJ ala turnabout memories or beginnings. opening cutscene is his qi deviation)

The Blood-Soaked Turnabout (second Burial Mounds siege, flashbacks: Xuanwu, Sunshot, YLLZ, Nightless City massacre)

Turnabout Lotus Seeds (testimony about JGY, tree scene, golden core reveal, bathtub scene. opening cutscene could be JGS' death but that would make it canon rather than ambiguous)

Turnabout Confession (Guanyin temple)

the problem with splitting novel!mdzs into turnabouts is that flashbacks are a huge chunk of the book but they don't have mysteries/ cases to solve so they've gotta be lumped together with present day stuff. imo? many of the flashbacks would likely have to be abridged so they could be retold ala DL-6, SL-9, or the fourth grade incident, where characters talk about it over some pieces of art. this is really difficult when theres a metric ton of unspoken, complex, and signifcant history between every character lmao

there's not as much of a problem with the cql timeline but i have not finished it. so.

the opening cutscenes in ace attorney always show the murder and/or the murderer plotting. the first cutscene of the game would be MXY summoning WWX, muttering about getting revenge on his family (it would also be good for him to mention the yllz being dead because that's how the novel starts.) cut to WWX's POV as he wakes up covered in blood and the investigation segment begins.

for investigations of monsters (goddess, saber, etc) the cutscene would be a scene of some poor throwaway cultivator getting their shit wrecked.

it would be cool to make a breakdown for JGY but again I need to review that scene cause I don't know who I'd base him on. maybe Vasquez or Dahlia.

tell me your thoughts!! i'm working off of a mdzs summary/ skimming the novel because i don't remember it too well so if i get anything wrong please yell at me

Jin Ling's sprites & Nie Huaisang's sprites / masterpost

[sasukedivorce]

i understand why most sns shippers want to ignore sasusaku and naruhina and thats completely valid but i kinda love thinking of sns in that context. like. what if you have been in love with your best friend forever and your soul is intertwined with his but for various reasons (which could be its own essay) you could never be together so you have to marry a woman who you aren’t remotely in love with so you have to yearn for eachother from a distance or have an illicit affair knowing you will never get what you want. thats some fascinating stuff. prestige tv/critically acclaimed gay indie movie/award winning novel type shit. from a shitty shounen sequel series btw. i’m incredibly normal before you ask.

[stillmalenchylo]

09/15/2024, Minneapolis

Royel Otis @ First Avenue

[neighboringheart]

on my Earthspark MegaBee/MegOpBee bullshit AGAIN hehe >:]

thinking about Megatron fucking Bee in secret because Bumblebee didn't want Optimus to know how horny he was for his conjunx and Megatron rolling with it because between Optimus and Elita he never gets to top which is fine but he has missed getting to sink his spike into a smaller partner like Bee

and Bee is so reponsive too always arching into him so wonderfully fluttering his little wings and leaning into his touch when he plays with those cute sensory horns mewling so wonderfully

it comes as a surprise when during one of their rendezvous right when Megatron has Bumblebee bent over braced against the wall playing with his dripping quivering cunt Bee lets out a little "wait" and snaps his port open

Bee had never asked Megatron to play with his port before and it looked so cute the biolights pulsing and the rim already glistening with lubricant and he wastes no time preparing those tight walls for the girth of his ribbed spike

just when he'd bottomed out and started to get a rhythm with Bee nearly limp from pleasure and his optics flickering (he's really into portplay) that's when Optimus enters the scene (why did he go there? who cares! porn logic!) and for a second Bee is shocked out of his blissful haze to try and wiggle off of Megatron's spike

Megatron is much stronger than him however and just keeps grinding into that sopping wet heat groaning at the way he tightens

he turns to Optimus to tell him he's got a mighty fine scout and that he's surprised that he's never given him a good test drive which leaves Optimus spluttering and claiming that he'd never want to take advantage of anyone under his command

Megatron ends up lifting Bee by the thighs and showing off his valve and his throbbing spike and whispering to Bumblebee to tell Optimus how much he wants his spike

Bumblebee would be silent at first still in shock at the turn of events but the grind of Megatron deeper into him gives him the courage to moan out Optimus' name and spread his valve lips to give him an even better view of just how much lubricant he was dripping

and poor Optimus oh he just can't resist a treat that looks as good as Bee does begging to be stuffed with two fat spikes

the only thing prettier was the way Bumblebee looked as he pressed in his optics dimming and drool leaking down his chin as he clung to him and whimpered the tremble of his frame as it adjusted to being so full was something he'd be pulling up in his memory files for months to come he was sure

[thatswhatsushesaid]

psst if u think this meme is only about one of these guys, u are wrong

[hollcwboy]

assigning psychiatric medication to lockwood & cast

lockwood: lithium ✨ baby needs a mood stabilizer and zoloft for depression

lucy: wellbutrin warrior for anxiety/depression & seroquel 🥊

george: vyvanse and lexapro for anxiety

kipps: xanax. xanax xanax xanax

barnes: prozac 😋

holly: effexor

kat: nicotine (bobby: that’s not medication, kat)

bobby: ativan & chocolate milk

ned: unmedicated but spends all his paychecks on pokemon cards

flo: self medicated but a lady never tells

[bishy437]

jwy: go anywhere near that dog and i’ll break both your legs

nhs: goodness, we’ve only just woken up and already you’re threatening me!

(no huaisangs or dogs were harmed!!)

[lemxonsol]

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