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People always try to polyamory their way out of nrt relationship drama and I'm sorry but none of them are built for that. "naruhina and sasusaku should live in a big house and raise their children together :)" alright let's watch sasuke and hinata try to share naruto and see what happens actually I'll tell you what will happen within a week they'll make neji's beatdown from the chunin exams look sweet. Sakura may be a fujoshi but she likes that shit when it's fictional she will beat the brakes off naruto if he's getting a smidge more attention. himawari and sarada and that ugly blond kid scarred for life now. The most ethical option is to let sasuke and naruto continue to cheat on their wives with each other because otherwise naruto will reach hitherto unheard of levels of Libra Man and no one wants that.

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shikamaru when temari killed someone for him

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true false

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everyone shut the fuck up. it’s narutos birthday

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these after 698 too dkjekwkwk

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tsunade and shizune after koryusai's fuzoku kenjin ryaku: rihaku

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predicting the movie

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naruto 25th promotional video just dropped and it dedicates a significant amount of time to the valley of the end fights…i’m getting emotional about it

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oh hey i guess walpurgisnacht rising is still happening

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おわかりいただけただろうか…

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so i think that

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this is so iconic

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School of SasuNaru (1509–1511)

Quotes from the philosophers on this 2007 deviantart masterpiece.

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https://www.tumblr.com/sasukedivorce/759621899104960512/i-understand-why-most-sns-shippers-want-to-ignore?source=share

basically wtvr kishimoto did w boruto

yes exactly. boruto is a show about cheating and failmarriages. to me.

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i understand why most sns shippers want to ignore sasusaku and naruhina and thats completely valid but i kinda love thinking of sns in that context. like. what if you have been in love with your best friend forever and your soul is intertwined with his but for various reasons (which could be its own essay) you could never be together so you have to marry a woman who you aren’t remotely in love with so you have to yearn for eachother from a distance or have an illicit affair knowing you will never get what you want. thats some fascinating stuff. prestige tv/critically acclaimed gay indie movie/award winning novel type shit. from a shitty shounen sequel series btw. i’m incredibly normal before you ask.

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Naruto and Sasuke in Live Spectacle Naruto (2015-2022)

Uzumaki Naruto played by Matsuoka Koudai (2015, 2016, 2017, 2019) and Nakao Masaki (2021, 2022)

Uchiha Sasuke played by Sato Ryuji (2015-2022)

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You could go anywhere in the world, but you'll never find someone who loves you as much as i do

Or alternatively when the doomed toxic yuri got timeloop in it