#new bodyyyy

[shadow0-1]

[missamyrisa2]

The year-end tease gauntlet ~<3

Based on notes, these are the top 10 posts from my tumblr this year. It's kind of perfect how they dovetail and I dareeee you to read through it allll~<3 Happy new year darlings. You're all sooo soo beautiful and amazing and I can't wait to tease you allll so much more in 2025.

1~ when a tickler gives the yeahhh that's what I thought smirk ~

2~ You're not ticklish

3~ If you blush easily, you are instantly 100% more tickleable. Sorry I don't make the rules ~

4~ makeout sessions in the middle of a tickle session ~

5~ the tickle session mid care of fixing the ticklee’s hair and fixing their clothes and telling them to breathe and tracing their giggly face while murmuring about their cuteness and how fun they are ~ before tickling them to bits all over again~<3 6~ unbound gang tickling so whenever you gather the strength to try and get away one of them can chuckle tauntingly and “oh oh oh oh where ya going? Where do you think you’re going huh?” and throw your wiggly self back into the pile of wiggling fingers and fluffy tools and buzzy wands~ “we’re not done with you yet cutie pie~”

7~ tickling is so built for the praise kink, like there’s no other physical action that makes you squirmy and bashful and self aware like tickling and it’s three forms of praise rolled into a non-verbal action ~ when I tickle you it’s me saying you’re cute and also it’s me saying I love your body and lastly it’s me expressing how much I love the sounds you make and I want more of it all, I want more of youuuu and I’m going to sip it allll from youuuu ~ and on top of it all, I’m going to relentlessly sayyyyyy thingssss about how you’re my adorable cute gorgeous sweetheart with an irresistible aura that draws me in like a magnet and I can’t not tickle your perfectly sensitive bodyyyy with allll those delectable spots and noisemaker buttons foreverrrrr ~<3

8~ face down with a treatment which is equal measures merciless side tickles, gentle back ticklies, and adoring hairplay~ likeeee justt mmhhh ~ brush and braid my hair then tickle my sides until I can’t speak and then trace designs on my back while I squeak out babbling overloaded nonsense~~<3

9~ Wakey wakey~ You find yourself struggling on the curiously shaped padded white exam table which slopes downward from your head ~ the thick straps keep your arms forward your waist is similarly held snug, your legs are gently spread with enough wiggle room to kick nervously ~ particularly as the hum of machinery starts and viewing panels open from all sides high above. Shadowy figures seen glaring down at your plight are joined by the glowering red lights of observation equipment winking to life all around ~ your protests and squeaks echo around the sanitized room, the humming becomes a buzz as you sense the presence of something heavy and imposing approaching your legs~

You can kick all you like, the machinery can’t be deterred as it deploys padded probes to the backs of your legs and begins stimulating with tickly tingly vibrations. Activity rises in the observation deck and the equipment feeds on your reactions, every noise and twitch and struggle is captured and analyzed ~ you can almost see the line of data pulsing through the equipment as every big reaction causes the machine to recalibrate and further massage on your most sensitive spots behind your knees and up the backs of your thighs ~ annnd up to your tush, humming and stimulating your booty to its satisfaction~

Your squeaks turn to giggles and gasps, the relentless machinery cataloging your body and coaxing it of all the sensitive secrets. You feel spent and worked over, probed and defeated ~ and yettt ~ the treatment is only starting. The machinery surges in energy, the probes attach to the backs of your thighs and tush cheeks in strategic locations. With a gentle push they hold you taut, hold your cheeks gently apart ~ as the machine spools up its routine and the sound of spinning orbital buffers fills the room. Their progress is temporarily delayed by a swarm of mechanical hands, clicking as they flex their fingers and work hurriedly to spray your rear quarters with a cleansing solution. Others follow behind with soft wipes, working away the imperfections. This attention, mechanical or not, puts you into a fury of blush and gasps ~ and it does not go unnoticed.

You glance back and see them approach. Your protests and pleads fall on nonexistent sound receptors. The machine cannot be bargained with. The observers above certainly hear your begs as the soft whirling surfaces are approaching your twitchy sensitive spots, and note each one. Soft motorized fluff invades the curves of your back legs, buffing in lines to maximize your stimulation. Two more join them, deployed at the curves under your buttcheeks. From your vantage point they are a blur of green but you absolutely feel every soft fiber as it is whipped over your skin, barely touching yet drawing out so much sensation ~ and giggles.

With a whine, another piece of equipment deploys. You shriek uselessly seeing the wheel approaching with a buzz. Each spoke sprouts a feather of soft stiffness, and the circle begins turning slowly as it is brought closer and closer between your legs. At first it’s the tiniest breeze, teasing at your honey spot and royal area and edges of your tush cheeks. You think you can handle it, maybe even find it a good distraction from the buffers as they polish around your legs and behind your knees now. But then it grows closer. The breeze becomes a slowly growing itch, a little ember of want. Every feather slides down and caresses between your cheeks, over your hole and downward. That slow path quickly becomes worn in with gigglish sensation~

You get the slightest respite between feathers, but their time tickling at your line of ticklishness grows. The wheel is now slowing slightly each time a feather makes contact, then picks up speed after it passes your royal area. The adjustments are slight but they draw out your ticklish agony so much. The activity above rises. Eyes are stuck to glass, notes are taken rapidly. The equipment is burning hotly trying to consume all your data.

And then the wheel reverses~

You scream out in desperate wanting needing laughs. The feathers caress one after another after another, touching your royal area with the slightest slap before passing you to the next. The kiss at your honeyspot becomes an explosion of tickles. The wheel never stops turning. The buffers taunt and work to engage with skipping motions between each feather touch so that you are constantly passed back and forth from sensations. You want it so badly, you want that release. More buffers add to your desperation, their fluff invading under your toes and along your soles. Your muscles ache, your royal areas throb. Your whimpers only seem to encourage the operators, as you can start to recognize the motions above precipitating another surge of machine activity.

When your mewling overtakes your giggles, the wheel pulls back to give the taunting breeze so the buffers can work around your cheeks and small of your back and even sneak at your hips to make you buck and laugh. When your laughs become high pitched and silly, the orbital discs slow and the wheel engages at full contact to make you moan and giggle and yelp for more.

And more you get ~ as with a flurry of motion in the observation deck followed by what appeared to be a minor debate, the room trembles and through a complex set of mechanical squirms and shrieks, you find yourself flipped over, facing skyward under brightening observation lights. Strapped down tightly, legs gently spread, the wheel soon approaches once more surrounded on all sides by snaking orbital buffers ~ and a burst of newcomers, their intense blue-white lights igniting as they buzz furiously like a swarm of bees. Tiny spotlights illuminate under your arms, around your tummy, in your navel, along your neck, over your chest buttons, on your hip dips, and between your toes. The vibrating tools begin their humming inquisition as if questioning your hot spots with their tips right as the buffers make strides across your longer tickle zones - sides, ribs, arms, legs, and thighs. And that wheel, that wicked wicked wheel, extends its feathers once more and begins the endless caress over your royal area.

You want the ticklecum so bad~

and can only hope it’s on the menu today~

10~ the hottest thing you can do is be irrevocably ticklish

oh hey you’re already doing it

well how about that

[feedyoubody]

GUYS I fucking managed to get my dream body without even starving myself!!! Like omg it was so easy I just had to learn new shit about my body and it actually worked sooo fast. And easyyy omgg. So now because I am your pookie I wrote a whole ebook for y’all so we all can achieve our dream bodyyyy.

[ang31ey3s-d3mons3edz]

ELLO EVERY BODYYYY!!!

I am no longer sorry for the -username situation- after what I found out about starry and divine. (There's gonna be a void news article about -that situation-) if anyone wants to know anything I'd be more then happy to tell you :)

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[femmmie]

"I just don't know what to do," Anthony lamented.

"It will come to you, I'm certain of it."

Jon Cozart was over to shoot a video for Anthony's solo channel. He was one of is only friends in LA.

"Will it?"

"I mean, you're going through the grieving phases! You're crying and half-naked in every video…"

"I am?"

"Yeah, you literally just shot a crying scene."

"Right… Okay, but why do you zone in on me being half-naked?"

"Fuck off! Mister perfect abs," Jon gave Anthony the softest fake-bro bump to the shoulder. It made him laugh.

"Yeah, yeah, you're only my friend so you can take advantage of me in a vulnerable moment."

"Then I'd taken advantage of you as soon as you showed up at my place the other day all teary-eyed," Jon countered.

"Okay, shut up then and play me some music!"

While Jon was strumming his uke, Anthony dramatically collapsed on his couch, spread-eagled. He closed his eyes and sighed.

"Yeees, Anthony has mastered, the Youutube shiiigh hhhhh like noo other youutuberrr"

Jon forced Anthony to smile in his moment of self-pity.

"I just don't think this is going to work. What the hell am I going to do with my channel? It's not going anywhere… I should just sell my body for money…"

"I'd support youuuu"

"Yeah with moneyyy"

"Why would I give youuu moneyyy if youuu show off thaaat bodyyyy for freeee alll the tiiiime?"

Anthony sighed yet again. He reached for his bong.

"No!" Jon stopped strumming. "My vocal chords will not be besmudged with smoke."

Anthony stood up.

"Wanna watch old Smosh videos?"

"For the tenth time, no thank you, Anthony. But really…" Jon put his instrument down and walked up to him. "You shouldn't either. There's no use in wallowing in the past."

Jon left the house.

Anthony thought about what Jon had said. But he just didn't agree. As long as he would know exactly what he'd done wrong, he could still make it right… right?

He knew his new videos were shit and that was because he wasn't putting his heart into it. Because of course, his heart remained with…

He opened YouTube and clicked on Food Battle 2006.

"Fu-hu-hu-uuuck, what haaave I dooone…"

[yuuniee]

How would your MC's React to Millenniums Academy's Mc Sivas

A/N: OHHHHH BOY... 😳 (putting the mcs that has profiles because I didn’t develop the other three enough :(()

ALSO I’M SO SORRY FOR SENDING THE ASK EARLY!! 😭

🕊️ Renée:

She thinks he is quite.. unique. In more ways than one. At first she would be very cautious around him though, because she doesn’t want to get hurt and he may be dangerous. She would keep an eye out for him though! (If she ever sees him that is...)

Out of all his counterparts, she would hate Arise the most though. Mainly because he is an ass and, well, he is evil. But I do see her getting along with Prime or Licht!

*She quietly looks at him as he takes yet another blot crystal.*

‘I hope at least one of us can stay alive with collecting such things...’ She thinks to herself.

👠 Sakae:

OKAY. LISTEN. THE MOMENT SHE SEES HIM SHE IS LIKE ‘Nope, I’m outta here.’ AND WOULDN’T EVEN INTERACT WITH HIM...

SHE WOULD EVEN INSULT INSULT HIM!

..

...Butttttt... She wouldn’t show that she dislikes him on the outside too much. You can see her expression visibly souring though.

Also, if Kalideo were to comment on her body or what he doesn’t like about her, she would immediately counter it with by saying a flaw she sees on him out loud. Like;

“I fucking hate your cooking.”

“Well, that’s too bad. Your elegant ass is free to order takeout if you don’t like it.”

🦊 Yuusuke:

Like Sakae, she would immediately dislike him and wouldn’t interact with him. Unlike her though, he would constantly push him away. He would treat them like ‘Stay five kilometers away from me you bastard.’

He would also hate Arise with burning passion and would constantly counter his attacks if he were to challenge him to a duel.

🦉 Ian:

He would be so, SO clueless about what he sees because (1) NEW FRIENDS IN THE SAME BODYYYY!!! (2) OMG COOL PERSON :000

He would get along with Prime the most, I think... Because TWO BABIES BEING FRIENDSSSS!! 🥺 🥺

🌓 Lilith:

*bombastic side eye*

She would be interested in him and would watch him to keep an eye out on him in case if one of his sides decide to wreck hell. Then she would stop him.

Oh and she would absolutely roast the hell out of Arise, like comparing him to a chihuahua dog or taunting him. That is, if he starts to really get on her nerves. :)

🎀 Dorothea:

...

She wouldn’t even react and would treat him (All of his counterparts btw!) the same.

[ask-dcf]

Been accepted into a new campaign!

FELLY GONNA BE EXPLORING A TITAN DRAGON’S BODYYYY YOOOO QWQ IM GONNA BE IN A NEW CAMPAIGN YEEEY!

This made my day a lot better… *sob* yesss qwq…

Pray for Felly everyone. She gonna be dealing with a lot qwq let’s hope the party helps her.

[eyes-that-decieve]

Firefly staggers back, grinning. It touches its rapidly bruising eye, then huffs.

"Ah, so it can fight back! Well, fun as it would be to bloody you up further, I have places to be¡!Have fun with your new bodyyyy!¡"

It turns on its heel, laughing.

Someone stumbles out of a back alley in the middle of nowhere, covered in thick black dog's fur and her own gore. It cannot see. It can barely think through the cloud of red that obscures its mind.

"What - how - where am I?"

-Black Shuck @residentsofhollowville

Black Shuck is greeted with her grinning face, inches from her own. Her voice awnsers, bright and ringing and horribly off.

"Hello! Where'd you come from?"

[lifeismarvelous]

there’s SO many things I could be doing right now but instead, I’m doing nothing, because of lack of motivation....

[missamyrisa2]

those of you who are 100% leeeee might find that needle moves just everrrr soooo slightly to ler if you've ever felt the magnetic magic of a twitching ticklish sensitive belly under your fingers and heard the little giggles popping up from their lips ~ that addictive magic of making a lovely sensitive bodyyyy tremble and wiggle under your spell ~ once you've touched that irresistible twinge of underarms shaking and thighs quivering, heard their voice squeak and see their face get all cute and messed up and most allll noticed how its your touch, your whim that makes their bodyyy so squirmy and makes their mind and eyes and voice sooo neeedyyy for you ~ Once you've gotten a taste for that feeling, felt the feathers in the air, there's no packing that new wantttttt back into the box, even if it's a tinyyyyy 1% of the time, your tickler door has been opened ~<33

[harlowsbby]

Show It

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jackharlow my music video for luv is dro is out tonight at midnight ft. bryson tiller and static major 😮‍💨

urbanwyatt 👨🏼‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯

druski2funny last time I checked you had a girl man 👀 lil shawty was feeling it a bit too much

lilnasx I know that lil roach did not just kiss you and you let her?? someone hold my purse and @yourinstagramname come get your man

yourinstagramname that ain’t my man no more.

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yourinstagramname imagine cheating on all this.. anyways treat me music video coming out soon.

lilnasx I know that’s right bestie 💅🏽

druski2funny so what I’m hearing is you’re single? lemme slide into the dm’s

lilnasx @druski2funny trust she doesn’t want no sausage roll

latto777 he could never ever ever treat you like you’re average 😮‍💨

ryandestiny you better wake up and put me on a pedestal, my favorite line from the song 😫

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jackharlow there is always two sides of the story but I don’t clear up rumors.. Chicago tonight sold tf out let’s show up and show out 😮‍💨

urbanwyatt chicago I’m in you 👨🏼‍🦯😮‍💨

lilnasx all I’m sayin is maybe you should clear up rumors 🤷🏽

druski2funny my man out here havin a hot boy summer I see 👏🏽👏🏽

theshaderoom what’s the drama and what’s the tea 👀

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theshaderoom looks like @jackharlow might be out here flying out to his new rumored boo meanwhile @yourinstagramname is out here getting ready for a certain somebody. 👀👀

yourinstagramname I’ll never spill my secret 👀

jackharlow man you guys are always in somebody’s business 😂

jackharlowsource she never deserved jack anyway 🤷🏽‍♀️

everythingyourname @jackharlowsource please jack us the one that doesn’t deserve @yourinstagramname

lilnasx @everythingyourname trust jack doesn’t deserve my boo at all!!

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jackharlow smilin hard in the first picture once I seen my girl @yourinstagramname in the crowd.

yourinstagramname so proud of you baby 🥺

lilnasx @yourinstagramname wait how many chapters did I miss? You guys got back together

druski2funny damn I guess there goes my chances 😫

lilnasx @druski2funny you really make this so easy.. you thought your porky the pig self had a chance 😬

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yourinstagramname reserved for what’s mine 😌

jackharlow I do not fuck with that stiff shit.. my baby got that ass that’ll bounce when I’m hittin in it.. y’all like the lil remix?

druski2funny I’m looking respectfully 👨🏾‍🦯😌

lilnasx @druski2funny I was gonna drag you but I’m looking too just not respectfully… I think I’m straight off this 🙇🏽‍♂️

sza come through with the bodyyyy 😫😫😫

normani you’re literally everything I’m melting at how fine you are 🫠

( I know it’s kinda late to post but just a little something fun to do and post )

[isimpoveryou]

Miles Teller x Reader

Fc: Monet McMichael

{𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓}

(also no kaleigh hate here, its only for the fict)

yourinstagram ✔︎

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yourinstagram hanging with my best girl ❤😤 also my new weekly vlog is up. ya'll better check that out since we're going to give ya'll some girl talk 💞🥂

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y/nfan02 when y/n and y/f/n gives an advice always makes feel like i have the coolest big sisters ever

yourinstagram we are your sisters babyyy

yourfriendinstagram just from different mothers

y/nfan04 are not gonna talk abt it...

y/nfan06 is it the guy that called for her in the hotel room?

y/nfan04 yuhhh, kinda sounds like miles teller lol

enews ✔︎

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enews New hot couple 🎺🎺 Miles Teller who we all thirst for on his role in Top Gun Maverick already has a girlfriend. Who might be his new girlfriend is?? well her name is Y/n L/n and she is actually a quite well known in her tiktok account. Want to learn more about Miles Teller new beau well go check out on our bio.

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y/nfan01 whoever said that abt y/n. FUCK YOU

y/nfan02 PROTECTIVE SHIELD ACTIVATED

y/nfan03 whoever said this "A close friend of miles teller ex gives out their opinion with miles teller new partner "In my opinion he really downgraded, like why is he with her? keleigh is literally better, prettier, and skinnier. cant believe he's with her now" i will come for you

yourinstagram honeyy plss have they even look my goddess ass face and bodyyyy 😫

milesfan04 lol keleigh and her friends should leave y/n alone

milesfan05 It's a really fucking sad day for us

yourfriendinstagram whoever said that about my best friend i will fucking beat you up till you cant even utter a single word bitch

yourinstagram ✔︎

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yourinstagram well he's with me now boo

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milesfan01 WE LOVEE BEING PETTY

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y/nfan03 miles you lucky ass son of bitch

glennpowell Can't believe she did that. I mean LOOK at YOU

yourinstagram ugh! ikr it's getting on nerves

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My beautiful girl

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[problematicpervertpod]

recs on recs on recs

Yaoi/Manga I’m reading/have read. Please support the artists on official websites. If you have recs or want to chat about any of these get in my messages right the fuck now my dudes. Also spoilers, also this probably doesn’t make sense to anyone but me, also I think I’m funny sorry in advance.

Dangerous Convenience Store

Tags: Ongoing, self aware lead for the most part, gangs, smut, love triangle, possessive, not rapey, seme is like the fucking hulk compared to uke, college, age gap, good art, muscular bodies, seme is adorable/romantic in sp chapters, sexual awakening, meeting the gang (in two ways!), FAINTS OF CUTENESS/HOTNESS, the memes after every chapter got me gagged, HAHE hahahahahahahahahaha, OMG DO I GET SOME CNC?! (update: short lived), we stan a vocal man (Ahjussi), thigh fucking, my mans be like my thighs hurt fuck my ass instead DECEASED, ass smacking, these memes are so good god damnit, rimming

8/10, I live for Ahjussi (Am I spelling this wrong..)

The New Employee 

-love love love

Tags: ongoing, we stan supportive boyfriends, healthy relationship, boss/employee, smut, office setting, good art, 10/10 will re-read, muscular bodies

Love Shuttle

Tags: completed, ABO, enemies to lovers, possessive, coworkers, fake relationship, strong omega, the art sucks but I like the story, art gets better after the 1st season, alphas eyes change colors when happy/anxious, muscular bodies, 7/10, update 10/10 art is meh but fml this storyline is basic af in the best way and it’s the fluff/smut I need, when you’re caught by the folks *cringe*

Hold Me Tight

Tags: ongoing, boss/employee, bodyguard, gio can’t feel heat until felix comes along, uke is strong af, horny bastards, smut, possessive, tragic childhood, moving in together right away, rich seme, felix in a bunny costume though *heart eyes*, dialogue is great, rape in a technical sense but the vibe is written like both characters are all good after? Ex. hospital scene…dub con, ART IS GREAT, hand holding during sex, 10/10 will re-read, muscular bodies

Yours to Claim 

Tags: ongoing, love triangle, Dom/sub dynamics, smut, main is big switch energy, reincarnation, jealousy, manipulative, possessive, self aware lead for the most part, toxic af, GREAT ART, college, rich semes, 10/10 will re-read and not even finished, SONOFABITCH that cliff hanger!! Season 3 come thruuuu (I have to wait until November? *cries* BUT MAH LOVE TRIANGLE!!, I want a THROUPLE GOD DAMN IT

The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

Tags: obsessed with this story, will the incense burner scenes make it?? No tags because I'll never forget this one haha wangxian 5ever, send me all fanfics/fan art you have about this story, love Dark Wangji, Jadecest, ABO/omegaverse, Bottom Wangji/Top Wei Ying, and honestly anything regarding this fandom

Bj Alex

Tags: completed, great art, 11/10 will re-read, cam boy, fanboy, seme is an asshole, uke is so sexy, jealously, rich seme, enemies to lovers kind of?, CHANWOO IS MY BOY FOR LIFE, Chanwoo MD supremacy, BDSM (like really really), fuck I love Chanwoo, college students, rich seme, emotional rollercoaster, uke soft body, mean seme, college life, that one nosy bitch ass guy trying to expose my boys needs to fuck right off, seme split/fake personality, dub con 

Anti PT

Tags: ongoing, 11/10 re-readable, porn with feelings, love triangle, jealousy, attempted non-con, personal training wink wink, main love interest is actually the best, second male lead is a god damn creep, first time, smut, great art, sex addict/constantly horny uke, I WANT A HWI, 

Related: https://www.anime-planet.com/manga/anti-pt/recommendations 

Payback

Tags: ongoing, both are psychopaths tbh, revenge, gangs, uke sells himself to seme, violent seme, entertainment industry, brunette supremacy, what this motherfucker gonna do? hehe , great art, muscular bodies, dead dove do not eat, my mans must be GOOD looking/animal magnetism cause everyone losing their fucking minds, okay this is a comedy I’m dying, he tried to scare him with wanting to be a top but my psycho said REVERSEUNO BITCH I’M A VERSE (wait jk apparently *sigh*), anonymous masked sex (sad n’ kinky)

My Suha

Tags: ongoing, wow this gets dark, possessive af like holy shit, terrible people all around uke, rape, boss/employee, office politics/family politics, smut, characters that are punchable, dead dove do not eat, *velociraptor noises*, avoided this for a while but I’m back because nothing can be more emotionally devastating than Banana Fish, TIE HIM UP, FUCK HIS FACE ALKSJD:ASKD, FUCK SUHA UR SO HOT that dirty talk though YAS, glad I picked this back up lmao, GOD DAMN IT just when the package arrived then this red head fucker *screams*

Shame Application aka Dirty Vibration

Tags: completed, friends to lovers, model seme, cute af uke, love triangle, entertainment industry, smut, kink, all kinds of sex everywhere, realized feelings, mutual pining, jealousy, rich seme, blonde seme, big brother 1984 always watching, 10/10 would re-read, porn with plot, they were roommates!, ~straight~ seme, first times, great art, remembering some cringe but considering the story it’s par for the course

Will You Subscribe

Tags: ongoing, season 1 completed, enemies to lovers, cam boy, office politics, boss/employee, hiding a secret, public sex, stalkers/creepy men, emotionally stunted characters, mutual pining, idiots in lust, lingerie company, slut shaming, jealousy/possessiveness, season 2 bebeh, HOLDING HANDS *velociraptor noises*, LMAO okay my mans is not THAT old how tf does he not know netflix and chill, BUNNY COSTUME (quickly becoming my new fav trope in manga, A+ gang), oh we stan a good boy, wtf is wrong with wanting to do cam work, ‘I wish my marks could become permanent’ *omegaverse wink*, *works for lingerie company* *doesn’t understand where bf gets sexy costumes* like wut kind of fuckery…, cross dressing ftw, roleplay, classic BL miscommunication trope

Hyperventilation

Tags: completed, high school crush, unrequited love, mutual pining, smut, quickie (short story), class reunion, apparently furry with the extra chapter turning my man into a bunny but c'est la vie! https://myreadingmanga.info/korean-bl-animation-hyperventilation-engsub/ this is the animation of the same story, different endings but same in tone (this site is spammy AF but the English subs are so hard to find for this) 8/10 

Unmei no tsugai ga omae da nante

Tags: only one bed, ABO, office setting. Coworkers, enemies to lovers, competitive, equality in the omegaverse, dubcon, real dicks and not lightsabers, fated pair, art is cute af 8/10

K’s Secret

Tags: buckle up buttercup, dead dove do not eat, angst, pining, somnophilia, dub con, non con, boss/employee, manipulative, stalking, forced relationship, tragic childhood background, weird art but gets better,  uke: don’t threaten me with a good time but seriously stop threatening me, possessive & obsessive, seme is like the fucking hulk compared to uke, wow were going full psycho stalker hm?, dating a narcissist is all fun and (mind)games, con non con… ? honestly who tf knows, domestic!, OW MY HEART, the t/n WAP note sent me, ch 51 translated by gen z, do special ep= furry? Wait there’s a maid costume, bunny costume, directors friends keeping it real, rough translations 8/10

Enthusiasm

Tags: ongoing, dead dove do not eat, uke buys seme, masc boys, muscular bodies, fight club, master/slave, rich uke, revenge, real dicks not lightsabers, rough sex, cuckholding, daddy issues, suicide, wow the end of ch 5 punched a hole in my heart, penile implant life,  rough translations makes the storyline wonky, nvm back to lightsabers *star wars noises*, HAD ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY I CAN NOT, shibari, possessive, wait this is cute *velociraptor noises*, angst, no kithes for you “bestie”, OBSESSED, honestly choke him pupper, STAY THE NIGHT ALKSDJA:SLDKJAS:LKDJA:SLDKj, problematic but I’m riding for these two, 

Ichimai Goshi Fetish

Tags: completed, short, fetishes DO start in childhood don’t they *ruminates*, author: describes ML as a beautiful 2D character meanwhile: ML IS 2D character, fellas is it gay to kiss the homies?, “real dudes don’t interest me” is a MOOD, comedy, jealousy, college setting, dialogue is A+, not lightsabers but not dicks either, first time, when you’re fucked so good you think you’ve died, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4uEq5Nx6ko, hero/villain roleplay. Fluff n smut 10/10

My Purrfect Boss

Tags: completed, tooth rotting fluff because blondie is so FUCKING cute little sensitive soul, golden retriever boyfriend, pure comedy, DECEASED, MY MAN JUST DID THE SLOW BLINK, office setting, boss/employee, ~wasted~ (red dead redemption meme),  FFS SO CUTE, he put a ring on it right away beyonce would be proud af, he protecc he attack but most importantly he hit it from the back, jealousy, honeymoon phase of dating, the ex is a snake (update: oh wow literally), I’m picking up abuse/PTSD vibes based on how Kang reacts to his ex :(, classic BL miscommunication plot, immediately no meme audio (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6XWSGfYnps) ,  I WILL STRAIGHT UP MURDER CHA WTF!!!!!!, gang rape, spiked with drugs that force heat, me rn:*screaming/rage*, psychotic ex/abuser, HE PROTECCC, actual relief after that scene jesus fuck, okay YES kings I see you, okay this is giving me cuteness aggression, hi yes I’d like to adopt a cat and a dog please 9/10

Following Namsoo to the Bathhouse

Tags: completed, same author as, “My Purrfect Boss”, A+ comedy once again, JUNIOR, gay awakening, “fap myself to death” DEAD, facial expressions are ridic, my minds telling me no but my body, my bodyyyy’s telling me yaaaaa, ya boy is literally losing his mind over this, actual lightsabers lmao, FLUFF, permasmile, 6969, THINKS THEY’RE GOING TO EAT RAMEN, dense gay, own your skin wtf okay hannibal calm down, everyone is officially cray,  ah I also am barfy when drunk, denial really is something hm, classic BL miscommunication plot, when people pleasing too far, happy ending 🥺🥰, side story: our crazy gets his very own crazy (ashton Kutcher from spread vibes), public sex, sex sparkle 9/10

Alien in my Closet

Tags: ongoing (maybe completed but def ongoing on the site I use), not rapey at all?? You’d think it’s impossible in this medium ffs, anti pt vibes, cute art, fluff ‘n smut, red head!!, they were roomates!, sex toys, bsdm, D/s (brat)dynamic or maybe owner/pet, bondage, *tiffany hadish voice* this is noiceeee, con humiliation/degradtion, SANTA CLAUS, edging, marking, one lotus please (he’s clearly read the 4 agreements and karma sutra), con non con, exhibitionism, the wrist thing stays on people, Katoptronophilia,  roleplay, is it stalking when you bring your friends?, lotus: welcome home cheater, the chin on the head thing gives me cuteness aggression, the twins are my favs, when ur crush vanilla af 😭, haesung: experiment on me daddy, no dick until halfway through/fingering supremacy, bedroom sessions has me gagged, voyeurism, wait they haven’t kissed this whole time I forgot (audio: https://www.tiktok.com/@ryley/video/6976701880277748997?lang=en), sunbae is sus, YES FINALLY A FUCKING SWITCH COUPLE AKJSDHALKSJDHASKLJDHALS KJDALKSJD (update: sort of), there’s a missed opportunity for an anal probe joke, damn it okay maybe sunbae is chill, 3 musketeers, my heart*implodes*, *velociraptor noises*, 12/10 would re-read such fluff my heart 

On Doorstep

Tags: completed, age gap, reese has ptsd, jimmy going from 0 to 100, jimmy really got down on his knees at work, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) deepest part you say, real dicks, ride him like a rodeo, quickie/short story, porn with plot

Gorani Jeon

Tags: ongoing, omegaverse, no alpha though, animal hybrid, art is beautiful like it's drawn on paper not a screen, 40 inch weave yours came in a pack, historical (non-modern), lord send me a sexy man pls, the memes after each chapter are golden, taking the phrase licking wounds literally, is that an eggplant or are you just happy to see me hehe, ahhh so inhibitors do exist here, vertical 69, here lays Bau fucked to death by Ran, WHY HE TOUCHING MY MAN, these chickens are dope, stomp on his dick, that’s what I call a happy meal, fucked right out the front door I’M DEAD, mpreg, i need a tiger+mountain god spin off (whoops dad/son my bad), slice of life, cute fluff 8/10

Room to room

Tags: completed, college setting, A+ dialogue, absurd size difference, unrequited love,  sexsomina, dubcon, angst, death by a thousand cuts emotionally, insecurity, body envy, pining, friends to lovers, they were roommates!, homophobia, sexual assault, PTSD, gays in denial, the tattoo 🥺 ow my heart, truly this is 90% smut, “going from unrequited love to fwbs is shittier than I expected”, dowan *bad blood by t swift* when he sees garam, ch 22garam reminds me of my ex and that’s not a compliment, I’m not gay but my boyfriend is vibes, triflers need not apply, spanking, 😭😭😭😭😭 my heart hurts, is anyone getting a bit of a puppy play vibe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vni9ZWmDXis, handcuffs, lots of head we stan, dowan’s gotta a touch of a foot thing or maybe body worship thing, asdlfgkjs ;dlkfgjsd;flkgj;sdflkgj;sdlfgjs;d/gkdf SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE, roleplay. They broke the bed no use of crying over spilled milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), side stories delivering man in uniform and sex toys AND puppy, asdlkjaslfkasdjfl;askdfjasdf the shirt thing is so hot, watersports, I take it back this is 98% smut 9/10

Mistake Lover

Tags: completed, when ur bff is back on their BS, love triangle, coworkers, i swear all these ukes look the same to me at this point (which is very cute), GE!!!! (wangxian flashbacks), wait no smut?.... Paused

Yagi to ookami no hatsujou jijou

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, literally on my reading list because a comment said “nice cock 10/10”hahahaha, animal hybrids, scifi/aliens, me during chapter one: am I a furry? No. Am I? Relevant audio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noJNIqvDfoo, hotties when human GOD DAMN, bi king, okay I stan this girl changing gears take your opportunities honey!, does blondie have a tinder or how is this happening? (update: called it), feminization, dubcon/noncon, marking, heats, idk about 10/10 cock but not lightsabers, translation is ruff (get it?), a yankee hahaha, literal wound licking, googles chimera, *claps* yes king selfish call his ass out, tail holding caaaayoooot, not that isn’t usually copious amounts of cum but really this is a lot 8/10

Make Me Bark

Tags: completed, $250 a month rent?? *cries in Californian*, god damn it these grey haired 2D men are really hot fml, “next months rent is a looming concern but I hope it’ll get better” followed by apartment on fire is how I feel about reality, rare characters that smile way more than they frown, sex toys, kink, puppy play, owner/pet dynamic, sugar daddy/baby, college setting, harness, muzzle, leash, tail plug, shirt thing!!, soaked briefs, playing barbie IRL, omg meet cute at the adult store, intercrural sex, possessive/jealousy, ah fuck yes I saw this panel on IG but it didn’t have the source but now hehe, whipping, choking, spanking, *bookmarks*, simp city, childhood friends, side couple cute af, yeonsoo: sorry I’m an anti romantic, size queen, mens lingerie, domestic, mutual pining,  these bestie pairings are *chefs kiss*, skinny but muscular bodies/no ridiculous size differences, “does he have a big dick?” “probably” “well tell him to come” GAGGED AJKSDHALSKDJHA this dialogue pure comedy, exhibitionism, human auction, maid costume, men in heels, topping in a dress, girl at the bus stop HAHAHA, ffs this is so cute, side stories: it’s a small world afterall, dynamic role reversal, pink haired boy is guru, SCREAMING AKDJA:SLDKJA:LKDJA:LSDKJLAKDJA:LDJAL:SKDJASLKDJA:SLKDJLAKSDJLASDJ:LASJD:ALSKDJASL:DJ:ASLJDPUTARINGONIT!!!! 11/10 

Gurume no fukurami

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, food fetish, feeding fetish, age gap, throuple-eqsue? There’s 3 people involved, paused ch 1 pg 30

Under the Green Light

Tags: ongoing, thank you IG for rec’ing this, brunette supremacy, neurodivergent?, lmao @hag, this statue is everything I wonder if it’s based on a real piece?, we went from talking art to being pinned to the ground REAL quick, translations rough but not as rough as my mans here, draw me like one of your french girls vibe, sass master, these dicks are ridiculously huge which is saying something for this genre, i love a verse/switch, “first time he’s asked someone to stop so his self-esteem is hurt” HAHAHAHA, stealing bae’s shirt, facials galore, car sex/public sex, jin not into praise kink clearly, sort of slut shaming jealousy, marking

Walk on Water

Tags: completed, for being about porn it’s not that smutty (i take it back), “don’t even think about running away” got me like https://giphy.com/gifs/VABbCpX94WCfS, actual dicks (lightsabers later must be the cleaners not the OG), muscular bodies, blonde seme, brunette uke, k mcqueen is everything, honestly haven’t loved a couple this much since chanwoo x MD and I LOVE THEM, jealousy, orgasm denial, the angles/frames of the art in this are insane (11/10), emotional intimacy CUTENESS HASIHDLASKDHJLAKSJDH, i wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes, dirty talk A+, bestie you turned out to be Judas you judgy fuck how dare you touch my man, Ryan is 50 shades of fucked up bb needs therapy, Chang and yeowoons sexual tension is *chefs kiss*, I ship it/all my ships sailing, woof non con but expected tbh, YEAH BABY YEAH *Austin powers voice*, fml I don’t want this story to end, meeting the Hets ™ would make me nervous too, spiderman kith, mirror sex sjkadfhasldjkfh, 34+35, JOI but with a partner? Not D/s, promises are made to broken hehe, that feeling when you understand the title, omg the fan art is so cool!! 15/10 would re-read seriously I can’t explain how well the artist used angles/how she portrayed the scenes was fucking MASTERFUL

Woof Wolf

Tags: that's my best friend (saweetie), red heads, werewolf au, college setting, students, shoot a shot in your mouth while I'm riding, facials, marking

Sexual Awakening of an Ex Delinquent 

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, sexual coercion/non con/dub con, tiddies, bondage, nipple play, edging/orgasm denial, candy in ass wow, food kink, kink in general, rich seme working class uke, lightsabers,  big dick Jesus fuck, exhibitionism, public sex, men's lingerie, Blondie is a sweet baby angel, self hatred/homophobia, sexual narrating that has me like oof 😣 that's not how this works but okay, the sweet spots thing is a great line, man is a slave to the sweets, lmao at the meme at the end of ch 9 fucking facts, kidnapping plot, rapey guys all around this story, tattoo/back story reveal has me like *nods head yes*, my throats broken has me gagged, crazy amount of sfx noises that distract from the art (I really appreciate cleaners I realize), first times, rushed ending feels,  would rate 6/10 not terrible but probably won't read again.  

With Your Tail Yes

Tags: ongoing, IG rec, quickie/short story, on man brunette looks EXACTLY like a different character by another artist like for real duplicate, home boy pulled Elle Wood’s Bend n Snap and we are HERE FOR IT, lingerie/cross dressing, okay compilation of short stories, great artwork but wtf these are far too short (maybe uploaded wrong..?), *immediately makes deal with the devil because yum*, ah okay previews THEN stories, human animal hybrid situation, lightsabers, fucking imagine your crush delivery the sex toy you ordered online HAHA *dies*, buys toys because men ain’t shit is a VIBE, you know he’s always wearing matching sets because he’s 100% that bitch, dub con/non con, knotting (unexpected), exhibitionism, public sex, good ol’ fashion blackmail to get your lover to stay with you trope, sexual assault/attempted rape, victim blaming, shibari, leashes, D/brat dynamic sort of, copious amounts of cum, lube? What lube?, marathon sex, first time, 75 hours?? Immediately no meme, 7/10 mostly for art/concepts but not execution

Heat and Run

Tags: ongoing, IG rec, omegaverse, friends to enemies to lovers, multiple couples as main to sides then sides to mains, my heart dropped because I thought the first sex scene was incest but then realized I’m mixing up all the characters derp, dense gays, this is america (the shooting comment WOOF reality feels bad man), blondes have more fun, real dicks, dubcon/CNC dealers choice, mutual pining, idiots in love, big alpha energy BDE, there are moments I feel Hayoung on a spiritual level and not sure that’s a compliment hahaha, orgasm denial/edging, istg if he bonded without Hayoung permission *jenna marbles BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU BETTAH NOT*, also I was hoping the idol was him but realizing it’s probs his sis, *deep sigh*, BDIRL, wow racism, oh no oh no no no no no meme audio, listen everyone needs to get into therapy to break that generational trauma is all I’m saying (not excusing abuse at all, trauma isn’t a free pass), NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY A GAME WITHOUT KNOWING THE RULES :ALKSDHJALKSDJA:SLKDJTRUE, matthew singing bo burnham: I’m problematic *background singers ‘he’s a problem!’*, i ship it yolo, JAEHO STAN (no means no!), mpreg, god damn it I am so worried about him getting roofie and the party scene hasn’t even started ABO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TOO ME, OH THANK JAEHO, dayummmm that clapback was real fuck him UP, me clapping: MARK HIM MARK HIM, GOD DAMN IT WITH THESE ONGOING FUCKING CLIFF HANGERS FML, marked via knotting? Okay that’s new, but also like normal marking I think, fucking til bottom pees trope

Heaven Officials Blessing

Animated series season 1 complete. Live action currently filming (same director as Untamed too UGH SO HAPPY)

Tags: ongoing, same author as my fav ever MDZS, just finished season 1 animated on netflix and can no longer avoid this because I LOVE THEM, all the memes on IG make sense now, Prince voice: Dearly Beloved (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXJhDltzYVQ) we are gathered here today to dive deeper into a fandom I will never escape, ART IS AMAZING (https://tenor.com/view/incredible-talented-lady-brilliant-gaga-gif-14857187), group chats are always chaotic tbh, wait a minute meme audio: bride = bottom? How tf did I not get that the first time round *sigh* always hoping for a verse couple, the asst. Boys I ship hard, the sass, fuck this is going to just be pure angst isn’t it *straps in, has fluffy manga queued*, even if no smut 11/10 gege porn, not subtle, god FUCK this ART IS SO FUCKING GOOD THE TALENT skjas;ldkfja;, 🥺, traumatic cliff moment *mdzs flashbacks*, HC smirk is my new favorite thing, no fucking but lots of touching, size difference, horror, gore, wuxia, great side characters, my ear feels tingly too lmao, SOMEONE BETTER GET THESE MF SNAKES ON THIS MF PLANE (cliff), umbrella moments got me uwu, gimme at least didi pleaseandthankyou, FUCK I LOVE THIS ARTIST she keeping us WELL fed with these extras DAYUM, wind/earth master ship please sail, CALL ME DADDY IM DEAD, HC has LWJ energy like you are not qualified to talk to me LOL, WAIT this totally counts as there was only one bed trope, also I’m already excited about omegaverse ff (send me recs please please please)

4 week lovers

Tags: ongoing because apparently I want to torture myself, mutual pining/”unrequited love”, college life, friends to lovers, blackmail ur crush into sex trope, public sex, I was going to tag possessive body language but possessive in a general sense apparently (starting strong yessss), sure jan @unrequited love dialogue, THEY WERE ROOMMATES *cackles*, sus haha, rough translation, pure comedy, shirt thing!, casual abuse :( (back story, traumatic childhood), I’m getting TharnType vibes (but not quite…), that note is precious, cry during/after sex, great angles, dialogue A+ 

Burlesque Night

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, stripper/body guard, coworkers, lust at first sight, magic mike vibes, fridays = getting fucked on stage O-O, well that was traumatizing af, took a bullet, real dicks, LDR, CUTE, I’m not in love with you… sure jan, OH WOW MASTER dlksaj;alsdkja;lsdkja;sld, gay awakening/first time, the art detail is *chefs kiss*, disappointed but not surprised :( :( :(, we stan a yes and lover, shirt thing, still not sure wtf the vertical anus thing is but full circle moment haha, you know what fuck it I’d re-read this 9/10

My one and only cat

Tags: ongoing, cat hybrids, god damn it I’m totally in furrydom ffs, ah well here we go, idol hot = loneliness wahhh /s, so hot he literally transforms other beings, omg a cat cafe CUTE, fuck that cat is cute *so fluffy*, stalker status, comedy, real dicks, I think the uncle would be supportive/jealous even I hope they talk about it I’m dying to know his thoughts, big tiddies, if this ain’t the cutest shit FLUFF/SMUT, copious amounts of cum, ate it with the panties on, CAKE, xmas, his milkshakes bring all the boy(cats) to the yard, trifling bitch

Imitation Mate

Tags: completed, omegaverse, alpha x alpha. Class rivals YAS, childhood frans, enemies to lovers omg this is all the shit I want, manipulation 1000 but yolo I ship it

Mr. 100% Perfect

Tags: ongoing, so relatable, OCD?, hoarder, when I read the title I thought mental illness and I was right, masks ugh RELATABLE, getting back together w ex, woof sibling drama/manipulation, suicide attempt, omg their communication regarding the psycho is REFRESHING, OMG JEJU ISLAND I see it in every fucking kdrama ever but this is the first time I’ve seen it mentioned in a manga *hm* interesting, furry furry everywhere, eye contact, finished reading season 1 pause for an omergaverse cause, okay I’m back and season 2 starting STRONG #1 men are gross #2 mans just went right to a blowie while mf was trying to pee lmao i can NOT the germs barf, fuckboi extraordinaire stressing over a textback is *great*, that istg face is perfect, HYUNGGGG, hand on his heart OW MY HEART, vibe check LOL, here for this plot dev, END OF SEASON2 NOOOOOOOimnotready. Head bonks CUTE

The origin of species

Tags: ongoing, omegaverse, sex tape, blackmail, i already don’t like this teacher, size difference, ‘JUST DIE’ hahahahahaha, I’m in love with noona, wait Ahjussi means uncle/mister? Dangerous convenience store has a new meaning to me now, DECEASED @they won’t, copious amounts of cum, alcohol to have intimacy *sighs in early 20s*, also WTF THEY ARE FUCKING AND THERE’S NO PHERMONE STUFF! What’s the point of being ABO without smell *swaggy p meme???*, wait okay ch 11 it begins, stockholm syndrome but since childhood I’m fairly certain *looking at you teacher I don’t trust these mfs*, dubcon obviously, also the can’t be knotted thing has me *cardi b meme that’s weird that’s sus* obvs poor bb about to get preg af, five word horror story: I won’t hurt you again *why tf you lyinggggg why u always lyinggg meme*, white collar crime, what’s the point of a contract when there’s no actual choice

How to Chase an Alpha

Tags: ongoing, lowkey been avoiding this one not because I think it’ll be bad I just..idk the brain is a weird thing, page 2 and I love mains attitude fucking gagged sass me bb, starting with rough translation but it be that way sometimes, GROUNDS HIMSELF BY TOUCHING HIS BLACK CARD I CANTTT, pheromone city fuck it UP, MC is a MOOD, mutual pining, when u and bae both hire PI’s to get info on each other, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, shirt thing, fucking chuffed about the rival fucking bring it, funny art, cheated on ugh mah heart I saw it coming and it still hurt, pure comedy this airport scene is so funny to me wtf, LDR, good ol murica fuckboi, LOVE HIM RIDE FOR UR MAN/MORALS, liams a little rapey rapist hm? No one’s ever said no… well being flooded with pheromones isn’t consent my dude, istg liam = I love it when they struggle, obvs jealousy/possessive tag but such is ABO, cat suit, BUNNY suit, sexy costumes, god damn it I love them that proposal/mpreg so cute, imprinting AW, ugh baes fam is so cute I needed that bc I wanna strangle wooyoungs dad, THE SECETARY is my fucking fav never stops being A+, SEC+LIAM?? Here for it *i ship it*, FUCK SO CUTE 12/10 re-read, fluff n smut, excited for how to chase an omegaside story hyung needs love!, JINI is mood, sales king I’m dying, that collar is ~hot~ btw

Egoism

Tags: completed (because jesus I can’t with ongoing, theheartbreakTM), UPDATE FML THE HEART BREAK IS REAL also no smut, omegaverse, hey stepbro, starts with rape, possessive/jealousy (isn’t all ABO?), age difference (6years, alpha is younger *can I get hyung plz lord*), HYUNG, woof this dad SUCKS, child abuse, rape culture *sigh*, I wanna get jacked like rick and summer and beat tf out of the dad, me n my cat, TELL EM HONEY I love this MC, traitor indeed, beta x omega btw, fated pair, coercive sex, didi going to be his own demise, BREAKUP/TIME SKIP NO this is BL hell, the rona is mentioned in this, ALL I WANT IS TO HEAR YOUR STORY WAHHHHHHHHHH also YES MY SHIP IS GOING TO SAIL I CAN FEEL IT, okay honestly frustrating a bit but also liked it yah 7-8/10, won’t re-read unless I’m looking for hurt though cause the comfort is BRIEF

Yarichin bitch bu

Tags: ongoing, reading because I watched this anime after seeing it mentioned in the comment section of -im-being-harassed-by-the-sexiest-man-of-the-year, anime was 2 eps a fucking wild the way this is uploaded SUCKS, no reality porn what plot rape-y ridiculous and now I need to read the source apparently haha, I need to know much more about yuri and blue hair guy ASAP (they have the spin off*adds to list*), high school setting, smut, studentsxstudents/teachers, photography club my ass, sex toys, kinky, crossdressing, gay awakening, unrequited love, jealousy, fake relationship, two faced people, OCD, COMEDY, rich people problems, hoarder, inferiority complex, one bed, toono is a dumbass in this love triangle or denial might be a better word, they are cousins my dude stop shipping it (I say to both toono and myself LOL), I wanna see Yuri’s face laksdjf;aldskf, vibrator #18 line is fucking iconic, yaguchi is about to get real interesting (BPD?), lies/manipulation, oh toono you sweet summer child, YURI i can’t wit chu, wait did he just punch the student because he won’t kiss him or???, dubcon/noncon obvs, finally my verse couple but they’re not a couple (yuri/tamu), they all care about each other is a weird way awwww, love confessions to pet vibrator scene are ICONIC MY DUDES I CAN NOTTT, lowkey living for Yuri’s drooling at this point, Jimi gives me such bad second hand embarrassment, Yuri the switch verse bb I’ve been looking for need more!, internalized homophobia, blackmail, MIDDLE FINGER IN THE AIR YAS KING, the heartbreak of ongoing/hasn’t been updated in years

Yarichin bitch bu dj wa

Tags: not completed I think, years old though, see above you know what it is, so cute omg, FIRST KISS AW, degradation kink?, MY VERSE COUPLE I’ve finally found you, biting, choking, rough sex, sex toys, they had fun together for another two hours DECEASED

Fucked by my Best Friend

Tags: ongoing, friends to lovers, body swap, Porn what plot, cannon threesomes in past maybe??(MFF for sure but MMF??), beach life, revenge, he became a HOT woman so honestly get over it, sloppy seconds, first off you’re both sluts second lmao this is going to be wild hm?, fellas is it gay if you kiss the homies, classic did you cum guy jfc, that’s how you get preg dumbass, ah the joys of being a woman /s assault in der clrub, *DEEP SIGH* @ you almost being raped turns me on, YES TURNING BACK DYING, gender has nothing to do with this LOL but true. Also yes cannon threesomes/orgies, googles frotting, mans like narrating playtime, intecurial sex public sex, lingerie, this is the closest thing to straight manga I’ve read hahaha, THE SCIENCE OMG FUCKING RIDIC :you need a mass amount of semen within you SURE JAN, possessive. Objectification, she trying to fuck without Shion LMAO, 34+35, do you think he’s on r/nofap, dry orgasm honestly impressed with mans rn ngl, spit as lube, anal fingering, just helping the homies find their prostate, bottom shaming (disappointed but not surprised), bis/gays in denial smh, question if he has a wet dream will he turn into a woman?, shirt thing, lol at female orgasm =anal in switcharoos mind, paging doc perv, shion is enjoying dressing up hm? Same dude, biggest reality gap is believing shion got admitted to a college HAHA, bad anatomy all over the place dude, rui is a dedicated exhibitionist, HE SO TIGHT BECAUSE THERES NO LUBE team no lube over here apparently not even a courtesy spit, yandere territory sort of?, Mayu with the dick wet comment is *chefs kiss*, THE HEARTBREAK OF ONGOING WAHHH I can’t believe I read all this but I can? 8/10 problematic possessive porn

[noonchaifromkashmir]

I may look normal but deep down

- i don’t wanna study

- i want to be successful

- i don’t wanna work

- i want to help everyone i can with my work

- i wanna stay in my bed forever

- i don’t want to waste my days in bed but go around and see the wonders of nature

- i don’t wanna be a burden on someone else either

- i don’t know how to do half of the stuff needed to survive on my own

-i don’t wanna leave home ever

- i don’t wanna live at home ever

- i wanna have sexy bodyyyy

- i don’t wanna stop eating healthy and exercise

- i want to own 10 cats

- i want to travel the world

- but again I don’t wanna work for it

- i don’t wanna get married

- i wanna get married

- i don’t believe in soulmates

- i want my soulmate to exist

- i don’t want kids

- i want 4 kids (2 girls & 2 boys)

- i wanna live closer to my friends

- i don’t want to me make new friends

- i wanna meet many many interesting people and form deep bonds with them

- i don’t ever wanna fall in love again

- i want to fall in love all over again and make that person the centre of my universe

- i don’t want anyone to touch me

- i crave hugs and physical intimacy

- i don’t know how to cook

- i never wanna learn how to cook

- i love to eat

- i wanna die

- i wanna live a long and happy life and see my grandkids tooo and be a cool grandma

[incorrect-lestrange-bros]

Rabastan and Rodolphus Headcannons

I’ve had these written down for a while so I figured I should share

Rabastan 

- middle name is Alexander

- thinks he’s a badass, but really it’s just Rodolphus scaring everyone away

- SARCASTIC AF

- likes to brag about his blood status but never really had any prejudice until he became a death eater

- honestly radiates hufflepuff energy 

- BACKSEAT DRIVER

- LIKE NOBODY INVITES HIM ON ROAD TRIPS ANYMORE

- plays the piano like an ANGEL

- looks like he could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll

- thinks that family is everything 

- bisexual, but stuck in the closet. Like he has a crush on someone but could never say it because that’s just not how things were in the 60s.  

- 100% a momma’s boy 

- played chaser on the team for all six years and was the star of the team. 

- he’s that one kid that never pays attention but always gets perfect on tests

- patronus is a snake, just beause. tried to become an animagus once but didn’t make it three days 

- really wants to travel the world. definitely wanted to live in rome at some point but y’know, life. 

- dislikes the human race IMMENSELY

- he’s Voldemort’s torture expert. like Bellatrix does the torturing, but Rabastan goes out and actively tries to find new torture methods. All the death eaters (save for Bellatrix and Rodolphus) are at least a little bit scared of him. 

- always wanted a younger sibling

- less evil than Rodolphus but more sadistic if that makes sense???

- DRAMATIC

- he’s that one quidditch player that gets poked and is like ‘oH nOO hE BrOKE mY BoDYYYY!! pROfESSoR!!’

- would literally allow himself to be stabbed just to play a prank on Rodolphus. 

- idk why people are saying he has a crush on Andy, like no they are the BEST of friends. Like they team up to sabatoge Bellatrix and Rodolphus’ wedding and they have the best time 

- has a diary but will go to his GRAVE with that secret

Rodolphus

- would throw himself in front of a car for Rabastan but WILL NOT do the dishes. 

- “RABASTAN THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!”

- wanted children so badly, like he literally would have been the BEST DAD 

- when he gets angry, he looks like one of those kids cartoons where the face gets all red and steam comes out of his ears

- ALSO DRAMATIC

- both the Lestrange boys are dramatic and you can FIGHT ME on that 

- writes his own spells

- He isn’t in love with Bellatrix but they’re best friends,  like everyone thought they were dating but in reality they just go around torturing mudbloods and stealing stuff together 

- looks like he could kill you, could actually kill you

- isn’t really close to Rabastan until his sixth year. He’s four years older, so he spent a lot of Rabastan’s childhood at Hogwarts. But then after a while decides that his brother is a complete softie and must be protected

- literally handles ALL of voldemort’s connections. Like almost everyone voldy is getting funding from internationally came from him

- had blond hair when he was born 

- patronus is a wolf, because he’s protective and works well alone and in groups. he could also cast it easily as a kid but it got harder when he got older. 

- really adventerous, which is weird for a slytherin

- The Lestranges own a penthouse in london, but also have a beach house somewhere and a big, dark estate like the malfoys

- after their parents die, Rodolphus gets the estate and moves there. 

- some of his best memories are wandering around muggle london with his mom and his brother but would never admit it. 

- he’s a really strong wizard, and also really smart, and probably would have been minister for magic one day if his parents didn’t die and Bellatrix’s family wasn’t forcing them to get married. 

Family headcannons

- so basically, I feel like they grew up in a pretty happy home, but their Dad wasn’t around a lot, and their mom is kind of depressed, because she was super strong and smart and a great witch but ended up just being a housewife. Also, I feel like both Rabastan and Rodolphus didn’t like their Dad and loved their mom. Like, their Dad was good and loved them a lot but they barely ever saw him. 

- also, the main reason they hate muggles is because their parents died when Rabastan was in sixth year, in a car crash. Also, their mom grew up in france and went to beauxbatons, and her family was practically french royalty. 

- their mom is like 16 years younger than their dad because he had an arranged marriage to her sister, who died, so they had to arrange the marriage with their younger daughter. that’s another reason she’s depressed, because she couldn’t marry the guy she wanted to. 

- also, she is the best mom. would come into the school and YELL at dumbledore if he so much as THOUGHT about accusing her children of doing anything wrong because they just couldn’t.

- ultimately, they’re good people, but they both lost their parents and their friends and people that they loved, and it kind of broke them. 

Feel free to add on :)

[painandpleasure86]

Give me your body (and your heart)

Well, I finally wrote some deacury again! I hope you like it. Now we will have some 80s queen :D

Filling the prompts "Confessions" and "First Kiss" from @50yearsofqueen 's event <3 Be aware of my grammar errors, ups.

Available in AO3 here.

Summary: thanks to "body language", Freddie could confess something... and John too.

Word count: 809

Warning: some language, boys kissing. Nothing too sexual, it's soft.

Taglist: @warriorteam1924 @toomuchlove-willkillyou @deakysgurl @lefanhere

1981, the recording of Hot Space were taking place at Musicland Studios. An album where they decided to experiment with more danceable songs, after the success of Another One Bites The Dust.

In that day, they decided to show to John the final result, to give a kind of blessing to the new song, called Body Language.

-Man, we recorded this without you...

-You know that I don't mind being replaced with a bass synth.

-I know, but I think that you need to listen to it, just in case….

-Okie.

John sat in the chair next to Mack and he put the headphones.

The song starts. He was listening.

-Oh Nice replacement, I like this bass -John said.

“Give me… body…"

John closed his eyes for a moment and sighed. He scratched his forehead and arched his eyebrows.

"Body language..."

“Okie…”

"Gimme your body, just gimme your body…"

"Gosh, will say this the whole song?" John thought, trying to not show his annoyance to his bandmates.

"You have a red lips, snakes in your eyes,long legs, great thighs…You have the cutest ass I've ever seen…"

"Quite specific… Who is the person? I should ask to Freddie who’s, I’m curious"

"Look at me, I got a case of body language”

-Nice thing with the finger snapping- he said.

"Sexy body… aaaaaaaah want your bodyyyy!"

“Gosh, pretty intense with wanting a body” -John thought.

And finally came the moans of the final part… John couldn’t hide his discomfort and embarrassment.

The song ended. John quitted the headphones and left them on the control panel.

-What do you think? -Mack asked.

John thought his words a bit.

-It really fits with the album vibe. I really liked the bass, like I told before... -the bassist said, watching to Mack’s face- Who played to it? -John asked, now watching to his bandmates.

-Me -Freddie said, raising his right hand.

-Nice work indeed.

Freddie thanked the compliment just nodding and smiling.

Oh, who was the muse? -John asked, curious.

-Eh?

-I mean… you described a person, who’s?

-No one John. -the singer replied, smoking his cigarette.

John just saw him with an incredulous face.

-Mmmmm… I don’t know. But well… John sighed.

-Well, John gave his blessing, we can continue with another one -Mack said to the group.

-I have another song -Brian said, with a sheet of paper in his right hand.

-Let's do this -Freddie said, going to the recording area. The rest of the group accompany him. John stood up and followed to the group. A long hard day it's in front of them.

The night came. They were in the lake house, having some chill time after a long day working. In the middle of a conversation between the four, Freddie felt the need to tell the truth to John.

-John, I need to tell you something… Come with me.

John opened his gray eyes widely, surprised. He finished his beer bottle and left it on the table, standing up of the couch.

Freddie watched to Roger and Brian’s eyes.

-Excuse us, please.

-No problem man -Roger replied- We will wait for you to start the following beer round.

They were outside the house, specifically in the porch.

-Well Fred, tell me -John said, watching to his friend’s eyes.

The singer came closer to the right ear of his bandmate.

-It was about you.

John opened his eyes widely, trying to process that kind of confession.

-M… me? -John asked, in a low voice.

-Yeah -he continued whispering.

-I…

-Sorry, I know you prefer women… you’re straight, sorry.

-Nothing to sorry… -the bassist replied, watching to his friend eyes and placing his right hand on Freddie's left shoulder.

Despite the low light, Freddie could see John’s face, smiling kindly, and that touched his heart.

-You son of a bitch, are bi? -the singer asked, in a low voice.

John remained silent, watching to those brown eyes.

-Your silence it’s telling me everything…

John decided to hug to his friend. Freddie hugged him too.

After some seconds, he decided to confess his secret.

-I am -he whispered in his friend’s ear.

John left the embrace and he gave a kiss on Freddie's right cheek.

They were watching to their eyes. There’s so much left unspoken…

-Well -he sighed deeply- we should go with Roger and Bri before they start to suspect anything -John said quickly, walking to the door.

-No -the singer said, grabbing John's left hand and pulling to his friend to him. Without any doubt, he left a soft and quick kiss on his lips.

John was blushing.

-Now we can go inside the house -he said, slapping his friend’s ass.

John took some deep breaths and opened the door.

Both felt not only lighter for the confessions, but also happy because their feelings were mutual.

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