#never a moment of quiet

[wild-west-wind]

Would a single dull moment be so much to ask for?

[matchstique]

Tmnt Trick or treat exchange for @phin-dicated !

Hosted by @rottmnt-secret-gifting

Something featuring the disaster twins! This was tons of fun to do, I hope ya like it!

[mobius-m-mobius]

Hey, Loki’s back. Well, I guess you two are ready to go.

[hesztia16]

~ after the Sun went down, but not that late ~

*every radio/tv/anything Barbara can hack into to send a live message suddenly stops whatever they were playing, on every monitor a green, feminine looking face appears*

Oracle: Good evening Gotham, I have interrupted the usual programs to pass on an important message from Batman.

Due to an unfortunate magical incident most of his children have been turned into their most unhinged selves and they are currently running loose in Gotham.

Red Hood is under the influence of a mind altering magic, that makes him unstable and aggressive. Remember the duffle bag incident? Worse than that. Do not, under any circumstances, approach him. If you see him, run!

Robin is a little bit younger than he’s supposed to be, he looks very cute, but he will slay you with a katana, if he feels it is warranted. He feels it is warranted a lot of time. Can be deterred by animals. Especially, if the animal in question is in danger. Do not endanger animals, if you want to live.

Spoiler has a point to prove and is not afraid to use glitter, cooking utensils or any random object she finds as a weapon. Let her be, if you’re not one of the worst kind of criminals, you’re relatively safe, property damage will be covered by the Bat Insurance.

Cardinal {A/N: Red Robin is a stupid name, this is a hill I’ll die on} is at the beginning of his Robin run, I hope we all remember what that means. Let’s pray we don’t have any tanks lying around Gotham this time. Or any weapons of mass destruction. Ask him very specific questions and let him rant for as long as he’s able.

Black Bat is yet to be located, she could be anywhere. And I mean anywhere.

And yes, Nightwing is in fact nine years old. You might be able to bribe him with cookies into a less feral state, but then there’s a possibility that you’ll have to deal with a sugar high Baby Robin.

Batman himself isn’t available at the moment and won’t be for about two more hours. Criminals are free to stay home or return to Arkham Asylum slash Black Gate.

Stay sane.

Oracle out.

[dreamyintersexouppy]

all the tme intersex people i used to know suddenly jumping on the newest transmisogynistic bandwagon and immediately spewing all the same “ur just overreacting, you call everything transmisogyny, stop being hysterical!!!” bullshit really puts into perspective how the intersex community on here gained any traction to begin with, y’all are not immune to pulling the same bullshit perisex people do and you’re calling the intersex transfems arguing against you perisex??? just to let afabs pretend to be us so you have that idealized quiet trans woman again, like i’m sorry but this is a strawman on par with “white trans woman” nothing has changed and at some point you need to realize that your conception of what these terms mean just doesn’t reflect their actual rhetorical use in real conversations about queerness

[arom-antix]

I bring to thee some quick late night Viktuuri sketches because I think we could all use some fluff

[spirk-trek]

okay but why are jim and spock on the verge of divorce at the start of of spectre of the gun?????

jim whipping his head around when spock says 'fascinating' because he doesn't even LOOK AT HIM

jim addressing spock as 'science officer' ???

spock standing on the wrong side of his chair ????

spock: "unLIKE mr. scott's transporter, this device is nOT functioning. OBVIOUSLY, captain, none of our devices will work"

+ "the violence of YOUR heritage will be the manner of our execution"

literally bickering over who knows more about earth's wild west???

whatever it is melts away the second scotty and bones start tearing into spock and jim stops them but like… please kiss and make up faster next time or i'll cry, thanks

[aquanutart]

they are living happily in meteor falls

[sneverussape]

it’s spring again.

i close my eyes

and think of you. 🌼

[phoenixcatch7]

Loz fandom stop being angsty and give the daydreaming kids on big fun adventures with a cool glowing sword some actual whimsy and joy challenge

[forbeswho]

Merlin didn't save Arthur from his destiny, but also didn't save himself from his own. He was destined to always be there for Arthur, even if it meant waiting for him to come back.

[arsenicflame]

Bootblacking is my favourite kink to give Izzy, because of course this guy would get his rocks off doing precise, repetitive, manual labour. OF COURSE he gets off on what is essentially just another chore on his list.

[kromato]

[britcision]

Ironically my actual favourite thing about Shuro Dungeon Meshi is that he is never going to have a single moment of happiness in this series again

And his suffering is so incredibly fucking funny he is going to hate every single second of his life from here on out in the funniest way possible

Embrace the Chilchuck in your heart, be a little hater and revel in his fucking suffering with me, all you have to do is not be fucking racist about it

I could be having so much goddamn fun hating on Shuro and revelling in his socially awkward ass being constantly put into Worse and Worse Situations but y’all motherFUCKERS out here making me defend him 😤

[sunonwaxyleaves]

Remus seeing Sirius on his motorcycle for the first time, hair flowing freely well loved leather jacket pretty thighs straddling it as he sits down, Remus is so mesmerized he doesn’t realize he’s begun walking towards his lover and he also doesn’t realize there’s a curb and proceeds to land on his face to the point he breaks his nose and Sirius has to call 911 because it’s not like he can take Remus to the hospital on his bike and when they’re at the hospital and Remus is drugged up he bursts into tears and Sirius is like !!!!! Moony you’re okay now you’re okay!!! And Remus just sniffles and pouts because this is all Sirius’ fault and he didn’t even get to ride behind his hot boyfriend on his sexy bike so Sirius of course promises they can go on the bike as soon as he’s healed and then two weeks later when Remus is in the clear he FINALLY gets to ride the bike but it makes him so nauseous that Sirius has to pull over on the side of the road almost immediately so Remus can squat with his head between his legs for a solid 10 minutes

[syn4k]

i need to start telling people that i love them more i think. i love you i love you i love you. make it drop from our lips as easy and naturally as breathing. make it a simple fact something profound something true. i love you. i think it all the time but i never have the strength to say it out loud. imagine that, forcing yourself to love silently out of fear left over from a shadow of a thing that left long ago. i dont think i want to live like that anymore. i think i will try to love loudly more often. i think i love you