#neo x yang

[crazywolf828]

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Fandoms: RWBY

Relationships: Neopolitan/Yang Xiao Long

Characters: Yang Xiao Long, Neopolitan (RWBY)

Additional Tags: Kinktober, Smut, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Yang Xiao Long, Omega Neopolitan, Mating Bites, Knotting, Dirty Pictures, Sexting, Masturbation, Blow Jobs

Summary:

Yang huffs, barely even paying attention as Pyrrha drones on. They don't tend to have actual office meetings, this one is something about workplace safety, and Yang should probably focus, but she's never been one to sit still for very long.

It's what leads to her slouched in her uncomfortable plastic chair, nonchalantly looking at her phone. Really it's like highschool all over again.

Well it would be if her phone didn't quietly vibrate in her hand, a picture message from Neo. She glances around, but no one seems to have noticed the noise. There's a war in her mind, Neo only sends her pictures of two things, herself, and the things she's sewed. A hobby that had shocked Yang when she discovered it, but there's no way Neo would send pictures of herself while she's working... Right?

Wrong. Yang's never been more wrong in her entire life.

[arc-misadventures]

Scroll Case

Jaune: Dammit, I forgot my scroll back in my room. Hey, Yang, can I borrow your scroll?

Yang: Sure. Let me…?!

Jaune: Thanks!

Jaune reached his hand between, Yang’s cleavage, and pulled out her scroll.

Yang: H-How did you know it was there…?

Jaune: You have a scroll, and a big rack, duh.

Yang: Duh?! Dude, just because a girl has big boobs doesn’t mean she has her scroll between them!

Jaune: Do you seriously believe that? Cause you do it.

Yang: Doesn’t mean everyone else does it!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Ladies?

Glynda pulls out her scroll from between her shirts boob window.

Glynda: Does it appear like my outfit has pockets to put this anywhere?

Yang: Well, no…

May undos her binding letting her massive breast spill out before she reaches inside to grab her scroll.

May: It stays safe between my soft breasts.

Yang: Since when were you that big…?

Neo pulls out several scrolls before grabbing hers.

Neo: ‘How many cops do you think will frisk my boobs?’

Yang: Not many…?

Nora pulls out her scroll after undoing her bra revealing she was wearing a binder based upon how big she actually is.

Nora: I can use mine as a charger!

Yang: Seriously?

Willow unbuttons her dress shirt letting her ‘mommy milkers’ out to breathe before pulling out her scroll, and a flask.

Willow: The bigger they are the more pocket space they have~!

Yang: That’s a compelling argument…

Jaune: See, stacked woman everywhere do it. You do it, why don’t you think that anyone else did it too?

Yang: I don’t know, it’s just weird to think about it really.

Jaune: That’s fair.

Yang: But, I gotta ask… how?

Jaune: How, what?

Yang: You did you just reached in, and grabbed it, with absolutely no hesitation at all. You just put your hand in there, between my boobs, and you just pulled it out! How?!

Jaune: Oh, most of my sisters are stacked as hell, they hide their, and my stuff between their cleavage all the time. So, I’m pretty desensitized to reaching to grab something feom between some girls boobs.

Yang: Seriously, you just sister-zoned me, and you can just grab it like that?!

Jaune: No, like I said, I’m desensitized to doing it to woman. See…

Jaune puts his hand in, Glynda’s boob window, and pulls out her scroll.

Glynda: Oh~?!

Jaune: See, I’m totally desensitized to doing it.

Yang: But, haven’t you ever been afraid of accidentally coping a feel?

Jaune: No.

Yang: R-Really?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Did you want me to?

Yang: …

Yang: Kinda…

Jaune: Uhh… what?!

Glynda: It felt nice when you grabbed my scroll.

Jaune: Say what now?

May: I wouldn’t! Well… Maybe… But-But, only if it was you, Jaune!

Jaune: Thank you…?

Neo: ‘Wanna see how many I’m really carrying~?’

Jaune: Kinda…

Nora: You think you’ll get a shock if you try?

Jaune: That’s an odd, but an interesting question.

Willow: I more curious about what you could put in between them~!

Jaune: Now, I’m curious too…

Yang: So… Do you… do you wanna touch them…?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Yes.

[rachetmath]

Favorite Jaune Ship

Okay, let me do this. My Jaune ships. Other ships I’ll do later.

Lancaster/SilverKnight (Jaune x Ruby);

This ship still holds a special place in my heart and to me was supposed to be one of the factors of the show. Jaune and Ruby's relationship started at Beacon. Jaune was Ruby’s first friend and was the first thought of being a part of a team besides her sister. Unfortunately, she was stuck with Weiss and Jaune had a crush on her. Ruby has times when she and Jaune talk but were always cut short for reasons. However, after the fall of Beacon, I was happy to see her and Jaune team up. But my hopes were short-lived when Weiss and Oscar came onto the scene. Now, because of them, the one relationship I could support died because the story tries its damndest to push Whiteknight and Rosegarden together. (Like seriously, this is one of the reasons why I hate Oscar to this day. Volume five, to this day, I believe Jaune should have unlocked his semblance for Ruby instead of Weiss.)

DragonKnght/GoldenKnight/DragonSlayer(Jaune x Yang);

Now normally this is a crack ship. This ship is just two people boning for almost no reason, but I can see a story behind this ship with Jaune and Yang being an alternate version of Tai and Raven. Jaune is Raven because both  have supportive semblances, use swords, and have a distaste for Ozpin’s methods. Yang is Tai due to mainly being raised by him alone. Throughout the story, we see how Jaune and Yang interact and how their relationship differs from Tai and Raven’s. How Tai and Raven fell apart and what they should’ve done to maintain it. How Jaune and Yang handle situations differently they’ll always find a way to bounce back by talking it out and giving each other space. Though I believe Bumblebee fans would be offended and probably say, “Blake could add that same effect”, I still stand by this.

SilentKnight(Jaune x Neo)

Cute, deadly, and very sad. I haven't read the book but I have heard about it. Also, I wish they made a movie starring her or gave us an episode but… okay. Back on topic, I find this ship enduring. They have only one thing in common but that's enough to create a dynamic between them. However what makes the ship sad is that Neo will be the only one hurt. Image Neo trying to be Ruby just to be with Jaune only for him not wanting to be with her. Loving and caring for Ruby more than Neo. Neo hates and becomes jealous of Ruby because unlike her Neo has no friends. Roman died. And Cinder betrayed her. Jaune probably being the best thing in her life but she will never have. So sorry folks, Silentknight was a no-go.

Topaz (Jaune x Emerald)

Same as Silent Knight except it's Emerald’s loyalty to Cinder getting in the way of her having any relationship with anyone. Jaune probably would talk to her but trusting her could be too much of a stretch for him. Emerald might as well be one of the few who could talk to Jaune one-on-one and be real with him but still, I don't think neither of them is looking to like each other.

Knightshade (Jaune x Blake)

These two never had a single one-on-one conversation. Like really they barely interact with each other. I would not be surprised if they both got drunk somewhere and were found sleeping in the same bed by accident. But I believe they are good friends.

Knightfall (Jaune x Cinder)

Okay, this can go either way. Jaune is done playing the good guy to a bunch of girls who are favored by everyone and want to destroy the world. Cinder decides to be a good person and wants to redeem herself. I highly doubt this would happen but I love the concept. Imagen Jaune has to tell Cinder to chill out all the time. Then having to be the most patient with her especially when following a plan. Cinder trying to be nice but pushing her feelings down so she doesn't show weakness is funny, sad, and insane.  

Martial Arc and Nora's Arc(Jaune x Ren x Nora)

You two do not deserve him. You had four volumes to talk with this man but you didn't. Ruby knows your leader better. Yang treats your leader better. Shit Weiss treated your leader better. Ya’ll barely maintain a relationship with each other. How will you two be in a relationship with this guy if you can't contribute or commit to it? F*** the both of you.

Whiteknight(Jaune x Weiss)

Okay, now this may be my f*** all worst ship. First, I’ll admit Jaune was just a fanboy seeing his female idol for the first time in real life. But as he continues he eventually gets over her a bit. Then in some way, he does try to get with Pyrrha, who was an upgrade. What I don't like about this ship is unlike Lancaster it feels forced. Like in volume five Weiss got stabbed by Cinder for no reason. It should have been Ruby considering Jaune traveled and spent more time with her than Weiss. And Cinder hates Ruby. Then in volume seven she basically used the man to get away from Bumblebee. And the only time she ever acknowledged this man was in volume nine when he turned out to be her favorite character in a story. I may be wrong but no, this is not my favorite.

[lipeg]

A portal opened in the middle of an alley.

Four young girls fell out of the portal and the moment they left the portal closed.

Ruby: We achieved!

Weiss: Wait, no is Vacuo?

Blake: It looks like the city of Vale

Yang: Is this possible, the city of Vale was almost completely destroyed

Weiss: Let's get out of this alley and find out

Everyone agreed with Weiss' idea.

When they came out of the alley, they got a big surprise.

The city of Vale.

Completely rebuilt.

Blake: But how?

Weiss: How is this possible!

Yang: Hey! Remember the city not completely destroyed but still

Ruby: It seems like the city has never suffered an invasion before.

Weiss: There's something wrong, very wrong indeed

Yang: What do we do?

Ruby: Let's walk around town and see if we can find anything

The girls started walking around the city. The city, even though it changed many things, was still identical before the Grimms attack.

Weiss looked at people and everyone was carefree and they were happy, what happened?

Weiss: There is something very wrong

Ruby: Let's go to Parker there was a big screen

Weiss: Do you think that is still there?

Ruby: It costs nothing to try

Blake: Let's go there first, then we'll go to Academy

Weiss: But wasn't Academy destroyed?

Yang shrugged his shoulders.

Yang: Who knows if Academy was rebuilt?

Weiss: I highly doubt it, I believe that the priority was to rebuild the city and Academy must have been left behind

Blake: Staying here arguing won't help anything, we'd better go and see about this soon and then see if Academy is up and running

Once again, the four girls headed towards a public park nearby, but along the way they noticed some different things.

There were men and women wearing blue and white attire, very reminiscent of the uniform of Atlas soldiers, Blake heard with his ear that these same "soldiers" are talking about them.

But they didn't do anything.

Blake “ there is something wrong ”

As soon as they arrived at the park they got a surprise.

A crowd of people gathered in one place and they were all looking in one direction for big screen.

Team RWBY looked at the big screen and them got a surprise.

The screen was showing a gigantic army fully armed and prepared for war.

On both sides of the screen there was a pole with 6 flags.

The flag that was lower was the flag of the White Fang which was more destroyed, torn, burned, holey and dirty.

On top of the White Fang flag there was a flag of Vale which was quite burnt.

On top of the Vale flag was the Mistral flag that had a huge hole on the flag.

And above the Mistral flag there was the Atlas Flag that had several holes and had a big hole in the middle but it still showed the Atlas symbol.

Above the flag of Atlas was the flag of Vacuo which was well burned, but the symbol, even though it was damaged, was still recognizable as the Vacuo symbol.

The last flag, the one that was highest.

An orange and white flag that had a crown and head of a jackalope who had big horns. The crown was between the jackalope's horns but was not on the animal's head.

Ruby “Why are the flags of the kingdoms like that? Where did that flag that's high up come from? ”

Team RWBY's attention changed and now their attention went towards the big screen.

There was a giant army.

An army larger than the Army of Atlas but much larger, proving to be the largest army ever seen.

But there were some familiar faces.

Cardin that bully was totally different, he was much older now he had a beard and slightly longer hair, he was wearing an orange and black uniform. He had his black mace being supported with his two hands.

On his left shoulder there was a kind of cape that only covered his shoulder, that had a half moon upside down with five stars on top.

Next to him was Velvet, that hadn't changed much. She also had the same cape as Cardin which only covered her shoulder and also had the same symbol the only difference was that the outfit and her cape were brown.

Next to her was Nora!

Nora had changed a lot, his hair was big, she was wearing pants too! But she still kept her skirt on, her arms were showing that she had those scars she got in Atlas. His uniform was blue with some pink details.

Her beloved Magnhild was upside down and her hands were resting on the end of the handle.

Next to her was her beloved Ren... Who looked like a real assassin.

If didn't his pink headband wouldn't be able to recognize he, his face was covered by a mask, his uniform was very reminiscent of his old outfit he wore in Beacon. He had it behind his waist.

Just like Cardin and Velvet, Ren and Nora had those capes on their shoulders with their respective colors.

Yang: Ren... Nora?

Weiss: What the hell is Cardin doing there?

Weiss had to control herself not to scream.

Ruby: Where did this army come from?

Between Velvet and Nora there was a door that opened.

Ruby's eyes widened.

Three figures came out of that door.

Jackalope, a creature with the body of a horse, the head of a rabbit and the antlers of a deer.

The second figure was Jaune.

But that wasn't the same Jaune that Ruby once knew.

He was totally different from before, he had a beard, your hair is long again, he was wearing more elegant clothes looking like a King.

On his left side was Neo.

Neo lost his long three-color head now his hair was short, she was wearing a dress and looked like a real lady she still had her umbrella.

Ruby: Jaune—

Soldiers: LONG LIVE YOUR MAJESTY!

Soldiers: LONG LIVE THE KING OF REMNANT!

Soldiers: LONG LIVE KING JAUNE!

The soldiers and public saluted the king.

Yang: Jaune?

Blake: A king

Weiss “ The disgrace aged like wine! ”

Ruby: Jaune... What did you do

[rocknroll7575]

Week 1 - End the suffering (Arkos) - 4/29/24 (thats right I'm torturing you guys first)

Week 2 - A single shot (Lancaster) - 5/6/24

Week 3 - Killing Curiosity (SilentKnight) - 5/13/24

Week 4 - Witness Him (Circuit Breaker) 5/20/24

Week 5 - Out with a B(Y)ang (Dragonslayer) 5/27/24

[brokentrafficknight]

Nothing more romantic than getting your ass kicked by someone half your size.

[the-ultimate-puppeteer]

Hi, can I please get some headcanons for Yang, Willow and Neo discovering that their s/o is a virgin?

Yang, Willow and Neo discovering that their s/o is a virgin

Willow Schnee

•Safe to say she found you being a virgin unexpected

•Sure you were younger than her by a number of years

•But you were a very charming person as well as being extremely attractive in her opinion

•So to find out that you of all people were a virgin and were saving it for the right person

•Well she certainly had no problem with that, especially since you thought of her as the person you wanted give it too

•She already has experience given she's had three children

•so she's going to do her best to make sure that your first is a wonderful memory for you

Neopolitan aka Trivia Vanille

•So you were actually pretty nervous to tell your girlfriend your were a virgin in this one

•Though you had nothing to worry about with Neo

•She's never seen the point in in caring about someone else being a virgin or not

•And she sees even less of a point in making fun of someone for it

•She is however happy that she gets to be your first and if she has her way she's going to be your only

Yang Xiao long

•Yang is actually another that shocked that your a virgin

•Sure your a bit introverted but your absolutely gorgeous

•Whether your a male or female the words fits you perfectly

•sure you were shy but a lot of people at the academy had a crush on you

•Well she's definitely not gonna let anyone have you

•Your her adorable s/o and she going to make sure that when your ready to lose your virginity that it'll be a wonderful experience

•And If anyone tries to give you shit for being a virgin

•Well there gonna be going a black eye and losing some teeth

[idontknowwhattocallthisanymore]

a just-for-fun rwby rarepair tournament poll featuring only my favourite ships. who knows maybe ill do something for the winner. adorable art by @rubyneo

i dont know if you'll want it, but if you do @rwbyrarepairs

[zmeiso]

Yang Yang ☆

Sylvanian families x NCT

[en0w]

I just want to add :

B : Yeah ! 'Cause she smells good, she shines all the time while you stink of corpse, and I know her favorite shampoo so don't play with me. I know her musical tastes, what time she goes to bed, the shoelaces she does first, her heart rate-

N : It's getting really weird...

B : Oh… sorry…

[arc-misadventures]

NNN: N2

Jaune: Neo's trying to make me fail, NNN with her Halloween costume.

Blake. How is she going to do that?

Jaune: Because we will be going at it all night long, and probably won't stop till tomorrow.. around noon... maybe.

Blake: You seriously don't go at it that long do you?

Jaune: Remember when the pair of us disappeared for a while after coming back from the, Ever After?

Blake: Yeah, you were gone for like two days... NO?! You didn't?!

Jaune: We took breaks, but, yeah we did.

Blake: You're not seriously going to do that again are you.

Jaune: Can you blame me? I mean look at her 'costume.'

Blake: ...

Blake: Fuck... That's hot~! Where did she get that?

Jaune I think it's her semblance.

Blake: Her semblance? Wait, does that means she's...?

Jaune: Most likely.

Blake: Oh...

Blake: How are you two not doing it already?

Jaune: Because she wanted me to invite you, and Yang before we did it first.

Blake: REALLY?!

Jaune: Good question.

(Shatter)

Blake: Eh? Wait what? J-Jaune? W-Where did you… Jaune?! Neo?! Anyone…?

Blake: ...

Blake: So this is what being blue balled feels like...

Blake: ...

Blake: YANG! I need to have sex right now!

Yang: WHAT?!

[gigawatt-conduit]

More actor!AU headcanons for RWBY, continuing off from part 1

• much of Ruby's blowup took shape the day of shooting. Jaune wrote the episode with some of her edits and she was hitting it, but something felt off to both of them+the director. she eventually was like, "hey, this feels like a speech, right?" and it clicked for all 3 of them. It couldn’t be a speech, it had to be rambling, like she was angry and finally let it out. With that in mind, she nailed it in two takes

• to go along with that: J+R's argument was improv'd. Jaune generally wrote "they have a fight," and they kicked ideas back and forth over text. There's a version shot where she hits him at the end, but they pulled back cuz it didn't feel like Ruby

• training for the RWBY/AO fight of V7 was done in the same room as ORNJ v Neo, and sometimes Nora would heckle them (or Ruby/Harriet doing the heckling). One time Nora and Jaune did fighting game commentary and made Weiss burst out laughing as she hit Marrow w her play sword

• from V2-onwards there's at least one point in the season, usually towards the very end, where Blake just takes her ears home with her and doesn't even realize it until she's halfway back to her place.

(B: not every sea--

W: every. Season. Sometimes it happens twice!)

• Ren had to braid his hair in V7+8 because it kept blowing in his face during 5+6, and he also lost a bet with Yang

• as each season is airing, the gang texts Weiss video compilations they find online of her eating shit, and she saves them on a playlist for when she's feeling sad

• Neo+Ruby took acting classes together and were actually good friends. Ahead of V9's back half, Neo texted Ruby saying "I'm gonna fuck you up" and Ruby said, "yaaaaaaaay :D"

• Pyrrha shot her V9 scenes+her RWBY/JL cameo in the same day, and was utterly geeked to find out she got to emotionally devastate her good friend and her boyfriend hours apart from each other

(J: the morning before shooting, she texted me, “I’ll ruin your day later babe! Kbyeeeeeee”

P: *nods while smiling*)

• Jaune tried to do his best to grow out his hair and beard for Old Man Jaune to make it easier on the makeup dept. they eventually had to get a beard because his wasn't properly "old" in time for shooting

• reading her segments of V9's back half made Ruby cry. She showed up to Summer's scenes and cried harder, and they got a picture together. Yang also got one w summer+raven individually, then all of them+Tai

• RWBY's mirror convos were shot as such: first, they'd do the scene in their current outfits, then again in their old ones. One of the other girls would stand in as the other version

• Nora turned out to be pregnant towards the end of V8's shooting, which kinda prompted her being on Vacuo side of things/her+Ren not being in 9 p much at all

• the scene where the Paper Pleasers "die" and Jaune goes "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" had to be reshot like 3 times because Yang broke and cackled at his anguish over paper people

[lipeg]

Theodore: She can't stay in this academy

Jaune: Who?

Theodore: She

Theodore pointed to Neo

Jaune: Ask you

Everything in the room fell silent. Yang was the only one who started laughing.

Theodore: I must remind you that you are talking to the Headmaster of this academy

Jaune: So what do you have to say about her, dear Headmaster?

Jaune pointed to Raven.

( The epilogue of v9 was "released" but the episode wasn't even finished, it was still in the storyboarding process, I don't consider it an epilogue, it's just something to draw attention to itself )

Jaune: And her

Jaune pointed to Esmeralda.

Jaune: Let's not forget them

Jaune pointed out to the RWBY team that, in the eyes of the people of Atlas, they were responsible for the destruction of the kingdom.

Jaune: You know, you're a bit of a hypocrite, 7 criminals in your school and you still complain about my wife. And who came up with the idea of calling her

Jaune pointed at Raven without looking directly at her.

Oscar/Ozpin: I

Jaune: Why am I not surprised, your incompetence has no Ozma

Weiss: Jaune!

Jaune: Me lying? His incompetence knows no bounds, he was in charge of Beacon and Beacon fell, he had important information when we were in Atlas but he didn't open his damn mouth!

Jaune: We've lost the relic of creation, the relic of knowledge is useless, Vacuo has become the favorite destination for Grimms and we have 1 maiden who wants to kill us and 2 missing maidens

Jaune: So I ask if anyone, ANYONE! had a plan, so said

Jaune looked at everyone, he looked at team RWBY, Qrow, Winter, Marrow Amin leader of Ace Operatives, Coco leader of CFYV and other leaders of elite hunting teams.

Vanitas Lunarblue.

Vanitas: So, boy, what are your plans?

Jaune: Wow, let's use the relic of destruction

This surprised everyone, and those who had just learned about the relics were shocked.

Vanitas: Let's see who will use the sword that can destroy the world

Jaune: Ren

Ren himself was shocked.

Ren: Why me

Jaune: You told me yourself that you've improved your Semblance, you told me yourself that you can suppress your emotions for hours now

Jaune: If you don't depend on your emotions then only reason will remain, and besides, I trust you. I know you well enough to know that you wouldn't let innocent people suffer

Ren was happy with his former leader's words.

Neo with his Semblance made a pile of papers appear on the table.

Jaune: I had some extra time and did a little study and now the Army of Atlas will serve as a line of defense and transport, they will enter combat unless it is strangely necessary, the focus will now be on protecting and better Vacuo

Jaune: About Nightmares Grimms. With only the VATC (Vatican) team, they are the only ones who can face these monsters and leaving only one is too risky, the CYFV team will help them in the battles

Jaune: Other teams like SSSN and others, I first need to know which areas they are good at.

Jaune turned his gaze to the RWBY team.

Jaune: Ruby, you'll be away from the battlefields and will work in weapons maintenance, your weapons creation and repair will be put to good use. Yang and Weiss both go to work as aides to the Atlas military. Blake, you and your Faunus features are going as vigilantes.

Blake: This is racism

Jaune: Blame God for creating the black night sky. Salem is going after the relics. We need to get in touch with Headmistress Glynda as soon as possible

[pervy-king-taijitu]

Yang’s Nondescript Holiday wish

[rocknroll7575]

RWBYRonpa: Beacon's Killing Game!!!

Ruby Rose - The Ultimate Hope

Weiss Schnee - The Ultimate Prodigy

Blake Belladonna - The Ultimate Novelist

Yang Xiao-Long - The Ultimate Boxer

Jaune Arc - The Ultimate Support

Nora Valkyrie - The Ultimate Electrician

Pyrrha Nikos - The Ultimate Champion

Lie Ren - The Ultimate Sage

Sun Wukong - The Ultimate Jokester

Neptune Vasilias - The Ultimate Womanizer

Penny Polendina - The Ultimate AI

Mercury Black - The Ultimate Breakdancer

Emerald Sustrai - The Ultimate Illusionist

Roman Torchwick - The Ultimate Schemer

Neo Polatain - The Ultimate ice cream maker

??? - The Mastermind