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Jaune and Penny spend hours calculating and optimizing tool assisted speedruns, and go absolutely nuts when they discover new techniques and glitches.
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What Lies Beneath The Casing
Coco: So this is, Penny, your girlfriend?
Penny:
Jaune: Yep, that’s my girlfriend, Penny!
Coco: I don’t know love she seems pretty plain of you ask me.
Jaune: Plain?
Penny: I am not plain! I am ‘combat’ ready?
Coco: What does that mean?
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Penny: Ta-da~!
Coco: Holy fuck! Damn boy are you’re tapping that?!
Jaune: Uhh… Yeah, I’m tapping that.
Coco: Nice~!
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Me: *Sees Steel Jewel* Hmm... Ya know what I could do with this~?
#rwby steel jewel#rwby#rwby meme#jaune arc#penny polendina#emerald sustrai#jaune x emerald#rwby topaz#jaune x penny#rwby roboticknight#rwby circuit breaker#arculus rift#kyber knight#berserk#guts berserk#casca berserk#farnese
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Ruby: Has anyone seen Jaune?
Weiss: I think he was hanging out with Penny.
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*CLANG*
*CLANG*
*CLANG*
*CLANG*
*CRUNCH*
Jaune: YEEEOOOOWWWW!!
#rwby#jaune arc#rwby shitpost#ruby rose#weiss schnee#penny polendina#arculus rift#jaune x penny#penny x jaune
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Jaune walked through the halls of the Vacuo hospital building with flowers in his hand and stopped at a door, the number 115. He knocked on the door and was met by the one person he had hoped not to run into first, Mr.Pelondina.
"What do you want, Jaune?" Pietro asked, gripping the handles of his wheelchair with suppressed anger.
"I wanted to check on Penny, see how she's holding u-" Jaune began to explain before he was cut off.
"Did you think of that before or after you chose to stab her huh?!" Peitro yelled before coughing and looking up at Jaune.
"Mr.Pelondina you have to understand tha-" Jaune tried to speak only to be cut off again.
"No, YOU need to understand that I don't want you around MY DAUGHTER anymore!" Peitro said, pressing the call button as a nurse came over.
"Yes? How can I help?" She asked.
"I want him gone and to not be allowed to see my daughter" Peitro said as the Nurse nodded and turned to Jaune and led him from the room.
"I'm sorry, sir, but her father has expressed not wanting you here. Please leave and have a nice day." The nurse says as Jaune nods and leaves with his head down in defeat.
Back at the camp area, Jaune comes back, setting the flowers down, before sitting in front of the campfire and curling up into a ball and placing his head on his knees and tried to fight the tears that were forming until he felt a hand on his shoulder as he looked up and saw Qrow.
"Hey ki- well I guess kid doesn't want anymore considering what you've been through in the ever after, come on let's talk a walk" Qrow says helping Jaune off his feet as the two walked through Vacuo seeing how everyone was doing.
While they walked, Jaune told Qrow about what happened at the hospital and in the crossroads.
"That's alot to take in, I'm surprised you haven't gone insane." Qrow says before speaking once again. "I know you want to see her but maybe give him and Penny some space. Winter told me that she saw a stab wound that matched your sword and put two and two together but what threw us both off was the fact the wound was healed" Qrow says.
"I figured out that I could use my Semblance on objects and use them as a connection, so when I stabbed Penny I had used my Semblance and had it course through me sword and into the stab wound. I never wanted to kill Penny, I had already lost Pyrrha to Cinder and I wasn't about to lose Penny too Qrow" Jaune says looking at Qrow.
"I understand, come on Willow is helping Klien cook up some shrimp gumbo and it hits the spot. I'm sure you'll feel better after it" Qrow says as Willow runs over and plants a kiss on Qrow's cheek.
"Hello my dark knight, hello Jaune" Willow says with a smile.
"Hello love, I hope you don't kind if I invited Jaune to dinner" Qrow says as Willow shook her head.
"Of course not. He looks like he could use some friendly company," Willow says, leading Qrow and Jaune to the massive cookout where everyone was including Peitro and Penny, who was being wheeled around by Winter.
Winter noices Jaune and walks over while wheeling Penny over with her.
"Greetings Jaune, how have you been" Winter asked.
"I've...I could be better" He says not making eye contact before he felt Penny's hand intertwine with his.
"Salutations boyfriend Jaune" Penny says with a smile and tears in her eyes as she let his hand go and opened her arms for a hug as Jaune teared up and dropped to his knees and hugged Penny not letting her.
While Penny brushed his blonde hair with her hand and began to softy sing a calming tune to make Jaune calm down.
"I want to see you smile, Jaune, not cry," Penny says as all of his ffiened surround him and join in the hug.
#jaune arc#penny polendina#rwby#jaune x penny#rwby angst#qrow branwen#pietro polendina#Qrow x Willow#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#winter schnee#willow schnee
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Jaune, Ruby, and Penny were walking around Vale hand in hand when they stumbled across a store that was selling a new type of experimental dust
Ruby excited: OOHH WHAT KIND OF DUST IS THAT!?
Jaune: Hm I don't know Ruby.
Jaune turns to Penny: What about you Penny, have you seen this before?
Penny: I don't believe I have. Scanning.
Penny was scanning the dust and finds nothing but question marks
Penny: Hm this dust is unknown.
Ruby: Let's go buy it and see what it does! Coming Penny?
Penny smiles: Sure!
Jaune: Guys I don't think that's a good ide-
Jaune was cut off when his two girlfriends suddenly past him in high speeds causing him to stumble.
Jaune sighs knowing this might be a bad idea
LATER
The three adorkable couple are in the woods with the new experimental dust figuring out what to do with it
Jaune: So what should we do with it?
Penny shrugs
Ruby: Oh I know! Let's throw it and see what it does!
Ruby reaches for it but Jaune snatches it
Jaune: Are you kidding? We don't know what element it is, for all we know it could make a black hole!
Ruby: Cool!
Jaune: No Ruby it's NOT cool!
Jaune and Ruby were playing tug of wars with it Jaune was gaining the upper hand and Ruby has an idea
Ruby turns to their girlfriend: Penny! Help Me!
Penny: I don't know if I sho-
Ruby: Help me or no more 'you know what'!
Jaune: Ruby that ain't fair! You can't use sex as an advan-
Penny: I'M COMBAT READY!
Before Jaune knows it he was suddenly pushed away, but as he was pushed away he and Ruby lost their grip on the dust and it suddenly exploded at Ruby's and Penny's feet.
Jaune sat up and rubbed his head: Ow Penny did you really have to push that har-
He suddenly went silent when he looked up and saw
Jaune: RUBY! PENNY! ARE YOU BOTH OKAY!?!?
Ruby: I'M OKAY! I JUST CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS AND LEGS! I ALSO FEEL VERY LIGHT!
Penny: I'M ALSO FINE BUT MY ARMS AND LEGS APPEARS TO BE NONFUNCTIONAL!
Suddenly winds blew a soft breeze and the two inflated girls started to float away
Ruby/Penny: HELP!!!
Jaune: HANG ON GIRLS!
Jaune looked around and notices 2 long ropes, he quickly grabbed them and made 2 lassos
Jaune threw one lasso and with luck it wrapped around Ruby's leg and he pulled the rope making it tight and secure and done the same with Penny.
He quickly grabbed the two ends of the ropes and tied himself to them making sure they don't go anywhere
Jaune: DON'T WORRY! I'M TAKING YOU BOTH TO DR. POLENDINNA! MAYBE HE CAN FIX THIS SITUATION!
And so off they went to find some help, well more like off Jaune went while carrying his 2 balloon girlfriends.
#rwby lancaster#rwby arculus rift#rwby nuts and dolts#jaune x ruby x penny#jaune x ruby#jaune x penny#ruby x penny
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Jaune: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Penny: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Jaune: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Penny: Is it working?
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Sometimes, I wonder what a Penny&Jaune Vs Cinder fight would have gone in the finale. For example, team rwby have all fallen, and it's just Penny and Jaune holding Cinder off giving the Atlas and Mantle civilians time to get to Vacuo. Of course, they would lose and fall, but we could have gotten RK Jaune AND Penny, and I would have loved to see that
@waltat04 I mean.... hmm... I mean Penny could still die in the Everafter considering the cat. But besides that, I can imagine what could go down.
Penny is human so Jaune has to teach her how to survive. I say it could spark a romantic relationship but there are red flags to this mainly with Penny loving Ruby.
Either Penny or Jaune dies, leaving the other alone causing either of them to have a mental breakdown. That way, even when either of them sees Ruby again, neither would be the same. And to be honest, Ruby still had it coming but a pissed off Penny is worse than Jaune, I can give you that.
They do fall in love and have a life but when they return to Remnant, again, they have change. Mainly because they would be a lover or they already have a child. Or to make it dark, they had to give up their lives and erase that child from existence
I mean there are many possibilities.
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New Years Hangover
Jaune is woken up by the first sun of the new years.
Jaune: Uhhh my head what just happened... I felt like I been hit by a truck... Why am I naked?
Ruby: Ahhh Good morning... And happy new years Jaune. ☺
Jaune: R-Ru-Ruby why, why are you in my bed. And where are your clothes. D-did we do it last night?
Ruby: What? N--
Why yes... We did do it last night. Multiple times actually. And we did it all night long and in every position imaginable and unimaginable. You even filled me with so much of your baby batter I can't even close it right. 😏
Jaune: Oh gods I'm a monster... I'm a horrible drunk monster for laying my hands on you.
Ruby: It's true. You actually took my first time. And I didn't have the time to give consent. 🫢
Jaune: What? Say it is not so. Please Ruby tell me I didn't do you know what...
Ruby: I'm afraid so. You forced yourself on me Jaune... Even when I told you many times not to... 😌
Jaune: I, I, I will give myself up to the Vale Police the first thing I do... I'm sorry Ruby, I'm so sorry.
Ruby: 😧!!! Oh no you don't! You can't give yourself up! 😨
Jaune: B-but Ruby I did something horrible to you...
Ruby: Y-you just can't! Okay, because, because I'm pregnant with your baby!!! 😫
Jaune: You what???!!!!
Ruby: Y-yes that's it. Ain't no way I'm gonna let my baby daddy go to prison. You don't want little Jaune junior to grow up without a dad do you? 👶
Jaune: I, I guess not but a baby... I guess I have to take responsibility by marrying you then. I mean you're my best friend. So getting married to you maybe isn't so bad.
Ruby: Yes Jaune you have to take responsibility for putting a bun in my oven. Now you have no choice but to marry me. 😈
While Ruby gaslight Jaune into marrying her something stir under a blanket near the two of them.
Ciel: *Yawn* Good morning everyone... Oh it's this time already.
Jaune: Why are you naked too? Oh gods did I do something to you too?
Ciel: *grabs Jaune arm to snuggle* Can't you tell?
Ruby: What?! No don't trust that hussy! You only did it with me Jaune. 😡
Ciel: Actually you did it with both of us... You made us service you together, then you take your time taking turn with us, forcing us to came and then you finished inside both us... I think I might already be pregnant with your child, daddy.
Jaune: I, I, I....
Ruby: You lying Bitch!!! Stay away from my man! 🤬
Ciel: Hey all is fair in love and war... And besides a Man like Jaune is wasted on you. He is better suited with someone like me.
While the two girls trying to claw each other eyes out. Something starts to stir under the blanket again...
Penny: Salutation! Friend Ruby, Ciel and Jaune.
*glomp at Jaune's chest*
Ruby: Penny? What are you doing here and why are you also naked?
Penny: Greetings friend Ruby, both Ciel and I were invited to celebrate new years festivity. Then friend Jaune accidentally ingest some alcohol....
Jaune: That's it! Please tell me what happened Penny. Did I do something to both Ruby and Ciel while I'm blacked out?
Penny: Ahh.... No you did not do anything to both friend Ruby and Ciel.
Jaune: Oh sweet, mother of. Thank you, oh lord. I'm not a rapi-
Penny: You did it with all three of us.
Jaune: *internally screaming*
Penny: In fact after you done with both of them. You start lusting after me saying. "Ha, ha, now that I had both Rupus, and Cipus now I want the Ropus" Then you starts to ravish me, tore of my dress, then stuck your gigantic cable inside of me, then pour some white liquids inside of me. And now I might have a little mini penny soon.
Jaune: I-I think might need some time to process this...
Ruby: No Jaune she's lying, you only did it with me and Robot can't get pregnant. 🤰
Ciel: Yes you only have to take responsibility for me. Don't worry about these others two. Just dump them somewhere in the alley.
Penny: He, he Friend Ruby and Ciel this game is so fun.
Jaune: Don't treat me like I'm some sort of a game!!!
Meanwhile outside the room peeking inside to watch the scene of carnage.
Yang: LOL this is so much fun. I should give Jaune more alcohol if I get to see more of this.
Weiss: You seriously need to get another hobby.
Blake:
Heh, heh, *slurp* more, more, I need more. More fuel for my novel!
Yang: And I think Blake has lost it...
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#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#jaune x ciel#ciel x jaune#jaune x penny#penny x jaune#ciel soleil#penny polendina#suggestive#i can't believe this is not smut#RBG+Y#yang xiao long#blake writes fanfics#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#poor Jaune#not really#the hangover
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Arculus Rift: Cute Talk
Jaune: You’re cute! 🥰
Penny: No, YOU’RE cute! 🥰
Jaune: No, YOU’RE cute! 🥰
Penny: No, YOU’RE cute! 🥰
Jaune: No, YOU’RE cute! 🥰
Penny: No, YOU’RE cute! 🥰
Weiss: Oh, no! She’s stuck in a loop and he’s an idiot!
#rwby#jaune arc#penny polendina#weiss schnee#jaune X Penny#jaune arc X Penny polendina#source: futurama
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Penny: *Shows Jaune all 50 of her tomagachis*
Jaune:(Internally) She's The One.
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My GF’s Meme
Jaune: Yang, as the resident punster I need your opinion on a meme my girlfriend made.
Yang: Penny made a meme? Oh this I gotta see!
Jaune: Thanks! So, here it is.
Yang: ...
Jaune: So... do you like it?
Yang: Damn that's funny.
Jaune: Oh thank gods... I thought so too, but I needed a third opinion, otherwise I'd just be the agreeing boyfriend. You know?
Yang: I understand. I found this hilarious. I'd totally bang, Penny for making this joke.
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Touch my robot waifu, and I'll shank you.
Yang: ...
Yang: W-What?
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Technology is scary.
Penny: *Holding a tablet* Jaune, could you put your thumb on this screen? I want to see if it works well.
Jaune: Yeah sure.
Jaune puts his thumb on the screen and begins to collect all his information.
Jaune: Oooh that's cool.
Suddenly the background changes to an image of a document stating that Penny and him are married.
Jaune: Wait what?
Then the screen changes once again saying, "Congratulations! You may now kiss the bride."
Jaune: Wait What?!
Penny: Come here, my dear husband~
She takes Jaune's face with both hands and slowly brings his lips together with hers. Jaune on the other side tries to escape from her strong grip.
Jaune: Penny, wait! I'm not ready for commitment yet! Please! AAAAAHH!!! *He screams like a girl Man*
#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune#rwby jaune arc#penny#rwby penny#rwby penny polendina#penny polendina#rwby#rwby shitpost#rwby circuit breaker#circuit breaker#jaune x penny#rwby jaune x penny
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Knight of Olympus
*Jaune and Penny sleeping*
Child: Mom, Dad wake up you prom to take a walk through the forest today
Jaune: Your sons awake
Penny: He's all your before sunrise
Jaune: *Gets out of bed still tired* Alright kiddo, lets go for that walk... you didn't wake your sisters did you?
Chip: *Shakes head* Nope! I remember what happened when I tried to wake up Furiosa
Jaune: *Chuckles and ruffles his orange hair* Good lad, come on now, let's go make breakfast
Chip: Can we make blue pancakes!?
Jaune: I'm gonna have a talk with your uncle Percy about your obsession with blue... but sure, we can
Chip: YAY! *Runs toward the kitchen*
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Jaune's possible Children for the AU:
Furiosa Arc: The Oldest sister - Goddess of Fury
Ruby Arc: The Middle child - Keeper of Forbidden Knowledge
Chip Polendina: The younger brother - Champion of Perseus Jackson
#rwby#rwby meme#jaune arc#penny polendina#rwby asks#rwby au#rwby knight of olympus#jaune x penny#rwby circuit breaker#jaune arc x penny poldendina
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Ruby: You seem disappointed.
Penny: I have discovered a downside to my organic body.
Ruby: And what's that?
Penny: I can no longer adjust my breast size as I see fit.
Ruby: ... What?
Penny: In order to more properly maneuvre in tight environments, I was able to deflate my chest, with a side-effect of being able to inflate them several several cup sizes as well.
Ruby: Why are you disappointed?
Penny: I can no longer properly Please Jaune with my breasts.
Ruby: ... Of course that's the reason.
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Penny: Salutations! You must be Jaune Arc *Offers hand*
Jaune: Yeah, that's me. And you must be Penny *shakes her hand*
Penny: Oh my! You have soft hands for a Huntsman.
Jaune: Uhh, thanks?
Penny: Do you masturbate quite often?
#rwby#robotic knight#arculus rift#penny polendina#jaune arc#Jaune x penny#she's asks the honest questions
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