#jaune x penny

[brokentrafficknight]

Jaune and Penny spend hours calculating and optimizing tool assisted speedruns, and go absolutely nuts when they discover new techniques and glitches.

[arc-misadventures]

What Lies Beneath The Casing

Coco: So this is, Penny, your girlfriend?

Penny:

Jaune: Yep, that’s my girlfriend, Penny!

Coco: I don’t know love she seems pretty plain of you ask me.

Jaune: Plain?

Penny: I am not plain! I am ‘combat’ ready?

Coco: What does that mean?

~~~

Penny: Ta-da~!

Coco: Holy fuck! Damn boy are you’re tapping that?!

Jaune: Uhh… Yeah, I’m tapping that.

Coco: Nice~!

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Ruby: Has anyone seen Jaune?

Weiss: I think he was hanging out with Penny.

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*CLANG*

*CLANG*

*CLANG*

*CLANG*

*CRUNCH*

Jaune: YEEEOOOOWWWW!!

[waltat04-kevinknight]

Jaune walked through the halls of the Vacuo hospital building with flowers in his hand and stopped at a door, the number 115. He knocked on the door and was met by the one person he had hoped not to run into first, Mr.Pelondina.

"What do you want, Jaune?" Pietro asked, gripping the handles of his wheelchair with suppressed anger.

"I wanted to check on Penny, see how she's holding u-" Jaune began to explain before he was cut off.

"Did you think of that before or after you chose to stab her huh?!" Peitro yelled before coughing and looking up at Jaune.

"Mr.Pelondina you have to understand tha-" Jaune tried to speak only to be cut off again.

"No, YOU need to understand that I don't want you around MY DAUGHTER anymore!" Peitro said, pressing the call button as a nurse came over.

"Yes? How can I help?" She asked.

"I want him gone and to not be allowed to see my daughter" Peitro said as the Nurse nodded and turned to Jaune and led him from the room.

"I'm sorry, sir, but her father has expressed not wanting you here. Please leave and have a nice day." The nurse says as Jaune nods and leaves with his head down in defeat.

Back at the camp area, Jaune comes back, setting the flowers down, before sitting in front of the campfire and curling up into a ball and placing his head on his knees and tried to fight the tears that were forming until he felt a hand on his shoulder as he looked up and saw Qrow.

"Hey ki- well I guess kid doesn't want anymore considering what you've been through in the ever after, come on let's talk a walk" Qrow says helping Jaune off his feet as the two walked through Vacuo seeing how everyone was doing.

While they walked, Jaune told Qrow about what happened at the hospital and in the crossroads.

"That's alot to take in, I'm surprised you haven't gone insane." Qrow says before speaking once again. "I know you want to see her but maybe give him and Penny some space. Winter told me that she saw a stab wound that matched your sword and put two and two together but what threw us both off was the fact the wound was healed" Qrow says.

"I figured out that I could use my Semblance on objects and use them as a connection, so when I stabbed Penny I had used my Semblance and had it course through me sword and into the stab wound. I never wanted to kill Penny, I had already lost Pyrrha to Cinder and I wasn't about to lose Penny too Qrow" Jaune says looking at Qrow.

"I understand, come on Willow is helping Klien cook up some shrimp gumbo and it hits the spot. I'm sure you'll feel better after it" Qrow says as Willow runs over and plants a kiss on Qrow's cheek.

"Hello my dark knight, hello Jaune" Willow says with a smile.

"Hello love, I hope you don't kind if I invited Jaune to dinner" Qrow says as Willow shook her head.

"Of course not. He looks like he could use some friendly company," Willow says, leading Qrow and Jaune to the massive cookout where everyone was including Peitro and Penny, who was being wheeled around by Winter.

Winter noices Jaune and walks over while wheeling Penny over with her.

"Greetings Jaune, how have you been" Winter asked.

"I've...I could be better" He says not making eye contact before he felt Penny's hand intertwine with his.

"Salutations boyfriend Jaune" Penny says with a smile and tears in her eyes as she let his hand go and opened her arms for a hug as Jaune teared up and dropped to his knees and hugged Penny not letting her.

While Penny brushed his blonde hair with her hand and began to softy sing a calming tune to make Jaune calm down.

"I want to see you smile, Jaune, not cry," Penny says as all of his ffiened surround him and join in the hug.

[dragonking10]

Jaune, Ruby, and Penny were walking around Vale hand in hand when they stumbled across a store that was selling a new type of experimental dust

Ruby excited: OOHH WHAT KIND OF DUST IS THAT!?

Jaune: Hm I don't know Ruby.

Jaune turns to Penny: What about you Penny, have you seen this before?

Penny: I don't believe I have. Scanning.

Penny was scanning the dust and finds nothing but question marks

Penny: Hm this dust is unknown.

Ruby: Let's go buy it and see what it does! Coming Penny?

Penny smiles: Sure!

Jaune: Guys I don't think that's a good ide-

Jaune was cut off when his two girlfriends suddenly past him in high speeds causing him to stumble.

Jaune sighs knowing this might be a bad idea

LATER

The three adorkable couple are in the woods with the new experimental dust figuring out what to do with it

Jaune: So what should we do with it?

Penny shrugs

Ruby: Oh I know! Let's throw it and see what it does!

Ruby reaches for it but Jaune snatches it

Jaune: Are you kidding? We don't know what element it is, for all we know it could make a black hole!

Ruby: Cool!

Jaune: No Ruby it's NOT cool!

Jaune and Ruby were playing tug of wars with it Jaune was gaining the upper hand and Ruby has an idea

Ruby turns to their girlfriend: Penny! Help Me!

Penny: I don't know if I sho-

Ruby: Help me or no more 'you know what'!

Jaune: Ruby that ain't fair! You can't use sex as an advan-

Penny: I'M COMBAT READY!

Before Jaune knows it he was suddenly pushed away, but as he was pushed away he and Ruby lost their grip on the dust and it suddenly exploded at Ruby's and Penny's feet.

Jaune sat up and rubbed his head: Ow Penny did you really have to push that har-

He suddenly went silent when he looked up and saw

Jaune: RUBY! PENNY! ARE YOU BOTH OKAY!?!?

Ruby: I'M OKAY! I JUST CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS AND LEGS! I ALSO FEEL VERY LIGHT!

Penny: I'M ALSO FINE BUT MY ARMS AND LEGS APPEARS TO BE NONFUNCTIONAL!

Suddenly winds blew a soft breeze and the two inflated girls started to float away

Ruby/Penny: HELP!!!

Jaune: HANG ON GIRLS!

Jaune looked around and notices 2 long ropes, he quickly grabbed them and made 2 lassos

Jaune threw one lasso and with luck it wrapped around Ruby's leg and he pulled the rope making it tight and secure and done the same with Penny.

He quickly grabbed the two ends of the ropes and tied himself to them making sure they don't go anywhere

Jaune: DON'T WORRY! I'M TAKING YOU BOTH TO DR. POLENDINNA! MAYBE HE CAN FIX THIS SITUATION!

And so off they went to find some help, well more like off Jaune went while carrying his 2 balloon girlfriends.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Penny: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Jaune: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Penny: Is it working?

[rachetmath]

Sometimes, I wonder what a Penny&Jaune Vs Cinder fight would have gone in the finale. For example, team rwby have all fallen, and it's just Penny and Jaune holding Cinder off giving the Atlas and Mantle civilians time to get to Vacuo. Of course, they would lose and fall, but we could have gotten RK Jaune AND Penny, and I would have loved to see that

@waltat04 I mean.... hmm... I mean Penny could still die in the Everafter considering the cat. But besides that, I can imagine what could go down.

Penny is human so Jaune has to teach her how to survive. I say it could spark a romantic relationship but there are red flags to this mainly with Penny loving Ruby.

Either Penny or Jaune dies, leaving the other alone causing either of them to have a mental breakdown. That way, even when either of them sees Ruby again, neither would be the same. And to be honest, Ruby still had it coming but a pissed off Penny is worse than Jaune, I can give you that.

They do fall in love and have a life but when they return to Remnant, again, they have change. Mainly because they would be a lover or they already have a child. Or to make it dark, they had to give up their lives and erase that child from existence

I mean there are many possibilities.

[reashot]

New Years Hangover

Jaune is woken up by the first sun of the new years.

Jaune: Uhhh my head what just happened... I felt like I been hit by a truck... Why am I naked?

Ruby: Ahhh Good morning... And happy new years Jaune. ☺

Jaune: R-Ru-Ruby why, why are you in my bed. And where are your clothes. D-did we do it last night?

Ruby: What? N--

Why yes... We did do it last night. Multiple times actually. And we did it all night long and in every position imaginable and unimaginable. You even filled me with so much of your baby batter I can't even close it right. 😏

Jaune: Oh gods I'm a monster... I'm a horrible drunk monster for laying my hands on you.

Ruby: It's true. You actually took my first time. And I didn't have the time to give consent. 🫢

Jaune: What? Say it is not so. Please Ruby tell me I didn't do you know what...

Ruby: I'm afraid so. You forced yourself on me Jaune... Even when I told you many times not to... 😌

Jaune: I, I, I will give myself up to the Vale Police the first thing I do... I'm sorry Ruby, I'm so sorry.

Ruby: 😧!!! Oh no you don't! You can't give yourself up! 😨

Jaune: B-but Ruby I did something horrible to you...

Ruby: Y-you just can't! Okay, because, because I'm pregnant with your baby!!! 😫

Jaune: You what???!!!!

Ruby: Y-yes that's it. Ain't no way I'm gonna let my baby daddy go to prison. You don't want little Jaune junior to grow up without a dad do you? 👶

Jaune: I, I guess not but a baby... I guess I have to take responsibility by marrying you then. I mean you're my best friend. So getting married to you maybe isn't so bad.

Ruby: Yes Jaune you have to take responsibility for putting a bun in my oven. Now you have no choice but to marry me. 😈

While Ruby gaslight Jaune into marrying her something stir under a blanket near the two of them.

Ciel: *Yawn* Good morning everyone... Oh it's this time already.

Jaune: Why are you naked too? Oh gods did I do something to you too?

Ciel: *grabs Jaune arm to snuggle* Can't you tell?

Ruby: What?! No don't trust that hussy! You only did it with me Jaune. 😡

Ciel: Actually you did it with both of us... You made us service you together, then you take your time taking turn with us, forcing us to came and then you finished inside both us... I think I might already be pregnant with your child, daddy.

Jaune: I, I, I....

Ruby: You lying Bitch!!! Stay away from my man! 🤬

Ciel: Hey all is fair in love and war... And besides a Man like Jaune is wasted on you. He is better suited with someone like me.

While the two girls trying to claw each other eyes out. Something starts to stir under the blanket again...

Penny: Salutation! Friend Ruby, Ciel and Jaune.

*glomp at Jaune's chest*

Ruby: Penny? What are you doing here and why are you also naked?

Penny: Greetings friend Ruby, both Ciel and I were invited to celebrate new years festivity. Then friend Jaune accidentally ingest some alcohol....

Jaune: That's it! Please tell me what happened Penny. Did I do something to both Ruby and Ciel while I'm blacked out?

Penny: Ahh.... No you did not do anything to both friend Ruby and Ciel.

Jaune: Oh sweet, mother of. Thank you, oh lord. I'm not a rapi-

Penny: You did it with all three of us.

Jaune: *internally screaming*

Penny: In fact after you done with both of them. You start lusting after me saying. "Ha, ha, now that I had both Rupus, and Cipus now I want the Ropus" Then you starts to ravish me, tore of my dress, then stuck your gigantic cable inside of me, then pour some white liquids inside of me. And now I might have a little mini penny soon.

Jaune: I-I think might need some time to process this...

Ruby: No Jaune she's lying, you only did it with me and Robot can't get pregnant. 🤰

Ciel: Yes you only have to take responsibility for me. Don't worry about these others two. Just dump them somewhere in the alley.

Penny: He, he Friend Ruby and Ciel this game is so fun.

Jaune: Don't treat me like I'm some sort of a game!!!

Meanwhile outside the room peeking inside to watch the scene of carnage.

Yang: LOL this is so much fun. I should give Jaune more alcohol if I get to see more of this.

Weiss: You seriously need to get another hobby.

Blake:

Heh, heh, *slurp* more, more, I need more. More fuel for my novel!

Yang: And I think Blake has lost it...

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[superiorsturgeon]

Arculus Rift: Cute Talk

Jaune: You’re cute! 🥰

Penny: No, YOU’RE cute! 🥰

Jaune: No, YOU’RE cute! 🥰

Penny: No, YOU’RE cute! 🥰

Jaune: No, YOU’RE cute! 🥰

Penny: No, YOU’RE cute! 🥰

Weiss: Oh, no! She’s stuck in a loop and he’s an idiot!

[misterlazer]

Filter Not Installed

Penny: Salutations! You must be Jaune Arc *Offers hand*

Jaune: Yeah, that's me. And you must be Penny *shakes her hand*

Penny: Oh my! You have soft hands for a Huntsman.

Jaune: Uhh, thanks?

Penny: Do you masturbate quite often?

[brokentrafficknight]

Penny: *Shows Jaune all 50 of her tomagachis*

Jaune:(Internally) She's The One.

[arc-misadventures]

My GF’s Meme

Jaune: Yang, as the resident punster I need your opinion on a meme my girlfriend made.

Yang: Penny made a meme? Oh this I gotta see!

Jaune: Thanks! So, here it is.

Yang: ...

Jaune: So... do you like it?

Yang: Damn that's funny.

Jaune: Oh thank gods... I thought so too, but I needed a third opinion, otherwise I'd just be the agreeing boyfriend. You know?

Yang: I understand. I found this hilarious. I'd totally bang, Penny for making this joke.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Touch my robot waifu, and I'll shank you.

Yang: ...

Yang: W-What?

[juanarc-thethird]

Technology is scary.

Penny: *Holding a tablet* Jaune, could you put your thumb on this screen? I want to see if it works well.

Jaune: Yeah sure.

Jaune puts his thumb on the screen and begins to collect all his information.

Jaune: Oooh that's cool.

Suddenly the background changes to an image of a document stating that Penny and him are married.

Jaune: Wait what?

Then the screen changes once again saying, "Congratulations! You may now kiss the bride."

Jaune: Wait What?!

Penny: Come here, my dear husband~

She takes Jaune's face with both hands and slowly brings his lips together with hers. Jaune on the other side tries to escape from her strong grip.

Jaune: Penny, wait! I'm not ready for commitment yet! Please! AAAAAHH!!! *He screams like a girl Man*

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Ruby: You seem disappointed.

Penny: I have discovered a downside to my organic body.

Ruby: And what's that?

Penny: I can no longer adjust my breast size as I see fit.

Ruby: ... What?

Penny: In order to more properly maneuvre in tight environments, I was able to deflate my chest, with a side-effect of being able to inflate them several several cup sizes as well.

Ruby: Why are you disappointed?

Penny: I can no longer properly Please Jaune with my breasts.

Ruby: ... Of course that's the reason.

[epic-arc]

Arculus Rift Short 1: I will always be with you anytime.

Team rwby+J were running against neo in what looked like a white void with a stone road being their ground until team rwby manages to get close to the portal to return remmant and neo who was close was going to try to attack one of them but jaune appeared hitting him neo throwing her on the ground almost going to the edge and she gets up looking at the same with hate.

Jaune: I'll hold her!

Ruby: Wait jaune but what if you can't come with us and if the portal closes while you're here?!

Jaune: I'll find a way now enter this portal now!

Neo would get up with her anger she would use her semblance to transform into the jabberwalker and she would go at her using her tail and bottles to attack him but jaune defended with her shield and dodge carefully not to fall off the platform and would give some cuts in the creature.

Jaune: I can't protect pyrrha or penny but it's not because of you that I won't be able to protect them!

Jaune goes towards neo to deliver blows and managed to cut his tail and for a moment he looks towards the portal and saw that she had already entered until when he turns his focus to neo he would take a scratch from her claw or throwing it on the ground breaking his aura and throwing his sword and shield on the ground and he would get up with difficulty but he would be with a confident smile.

Jaune: Looks like I managed to slow you down a lot hehe…

Neo would let out a scream of hate and go towards jaune but until she felt her body being paralyzed and in her body there would be a green aura and she would be lifted and thrown into the void and seeing jaune would be confused until he saw her armor and sword and shield being redone and returning to a cleaner and more updated state and I would look at the figure that would be penny and he had tears on his face and his mouth was open.

Jaune: P-penny ?!

Penny: salutations!

Jaune: Penny because you helped me I ended your life there's no point in you helping me…

Penny would just come and hug Jaune, shutting him up and then letting go of the hug and wiping the tears that came out of her face until she takes his hand and leads to the portal.

Penny: I know jaune but remember I asked you to do that and I forgave you but now you have to go everyone is waiting for you and tell Ruby I said hi to my best friend and that I will always be by your side!

Penny would say that and her body would disappear like a green energy and jaune seeing that would be happy and calmer and would put on his new helmet with his new weapons and enter the portal to help his friends against salem.

(Request made by: @ftkicker98)

[itsupermanti]

Penny doesn’t want to lose her husband to a woman who thinks his beard makes him look “mature”.

Genuis Au: Does Penny like Jaune's growing beard. If she does how much on a scale of good looking to Weiss "Mature"?

Penny: You should take better care of yourself Jaune. Your beard is becoming a bit too long.

Jaune: You think so? I felt it gave me a distinguished look.

Penny: You look 10 years older with it Jaune. Just cut it off.

Jaune: Fine... Wait, do we even have a razor?

Penny: Jaune, stop finding excuses and go ask the relic for one.