#jaune x ruby x penny

[dragonking10]

Jaune, Ruby, and Penny were walking around Vale hand in hand when they stumbled across a store that was selling a new type of experimental dust

Ruby excited: OOHH WHAT KIND OF DUST IS THAT!?

Jaune: Hm I don't know Ruby.

Jaune turns to Penny: What about you Penny, have you seen this before?

Penny: I don't believe I have. Scanning.

Penny was scanning the dust and finds nothing but question marks

Penny: Hm this dust is unknown.

Ruby: Let's go buy it and see what it does! Coming Penny?

Penny smiles: Sure!

Jaune: Guys I don't think that's a good ide-

Jaune was cut off when his two girlfriends suddenly past him in high speeds causing him to stumble.

Jaune sighs knowing this might be a bad idea

LATER

The three adorkable couple are in the woods with the new experimental dust figuring out what to do with it

Jaune: So what should we do with it?

Penny shrugs

Ruby: Oh I know! Let's throw it and see what it does!

Ruby reaches for it but Jaune snatches it

Jaune: Are you kidding? We don't know what element it is, for all we know it could make a black hole!

Ruby: Cool!

Jaune: No Ruby it's NOT cool!

Jaune and Ruby were playing tug of wars with it Jaune was gaining the upper hand and Ruby has an idea

Ruby turns to their girlfriend: Penny! Help Me!

Penny: I don't know if I sho-

Ruby: Help me or no more 'you know what'!

Jaune: Ruby that ain't fair! You can't use sex as an advan-

Penny: I'M COMBAT READY!

Before Jaune knows it he was suddenly pushed away, but as he was pushed away he and Ruby lost their grip on the dust and it suddenly exploded at Ruby's and Penny's feet.

Jaune sat up and rubbed his head: Ow Penny did you really have to push that har-

He suddenly went silent when he looked up and saw

Jaune: RUBY! PENNY! ARE YOU BOTH OKAY!?!?

Ruby: I'M OKAY! I JUST CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS AND LEGS! I ALSO FEEL VERY LIGHT!

Penny: I'M ALSO FINE BUT MY ARMS AND LEGS APPEARS TO BE NONFUNCTIONAL!

Suddenly winds blew a soft breeze and the two inflated girls started to float away

Ruby/Penny: HELP!!!

Jaune: HANG ON GIRLS!

Jaune looked around and notices 2 long ropes, he quickly grabbed them and made 2 lassos

Jaune threw one lasso and with luck it wrapped around Ruby's leg and he pulled the rope making it tight and secure and done the same with Penny.

He quickly grabbed the two ends of the ropes and tied himself to them making sure they don't go anywhere

Jaune: DON'T WORRY! I'M TAKING YOU BOTH TO DR. POLENDINNA! MAYBE HE CAN FIX THIS SITUATION!

And so off they went to find some help, well more like off Jaune went while carrying his 2 balloon girlfriends.

[iheartmothz]

art that ranges from july to saturday

[superiorsturgeon]

Jamie: (Arkos son) I hate my life.

Jamie: When I was younger I found out that my mom was everybody’s celebrity crush…

Jamie: …and now my classmates keep developing crushes on my dad!

Nala: (Bumbleby daughter) EW!!! That’s so gross! Who could possibly be crushing on a friend’s dad?!?! 😫

Jenny: (Frosensteel daughter) …

Nala: 😧

Jamie: …no…

Jenny: Just a little bit! Mister Nikos-Arc gives such warm hugs! It makes me wonder what it would be like to…I don’t know…be married to someone who’s tall and blonde and-! 😖

Jamie: *runs out of the room* NOOOOOO….!!!!! 😫

Magna: (Renora daughter) *walks into room* What’s his problem? Did he find out that his dad is kinda hot?

Jamie: *in the distance* …noooooo…..!!!!!! 🤮

[brokentrafficknight]

Jaune and Penny spend hours calculating and optimizing tool assisted speedruns, and go absolutely nuts when they discover new techniques and glitches.

[rachetmath]

Mine

Yang and Jaune reading comics.

Blake: FREEZE!!

Yang: Blake, what’s-

Blake: I knew you were cheating on me with Jaune.

Yang: Blake we're just relaxing together.

Jaune: Yeah, Blake, calm down.

Blake: What are you reading?

Yang: A comic book.

Blake: Why are you so close to him?!

Yang: *laying on his chest* He's comfortable!

Blake: Nope.

Blake grabs Yang and bolts.

Jaune: This is why we don't hang out.

Jaune makes Nora pancakes.

Jaune: Here you go Nora.

Nora: Alright!

Ren comes out of nowhere and kicks the pancakes away.

Nora: Ren!!

Ren replaces Jaune's pancakes with his own.

Jaune: Ren what-

Ren: Nora only eats my pancakes. Step back. Bitch.

Jaune: Well damn, chill, okay.

Jaune ask Penny advice on weapon modifications.

Jaune: So maybe here?

Penny: Yes but maybe instead of just your sword we could modify your gauntlets.

Jaune: Oh that could-

Ruby: What are you doing?!?

Jaune: Talking to Penny.

Ruby: No you were saying bye to Penny.

Penny: Ruby, friend Jaune just wants to discuss ways of modifying his gear.

Ruby: He can figure that out by himself. Come on, Penny.

Penny: But- but- Ruby- um-um b-bye Jaune and good luck.

Ruby pulls Penny away, leaving Jaune alone.

Jaune: *sigh*

Pietro: I'm sorry, I heard you and Penny's conversation, so why don't we work on those gauntlets.

Jaune: Thank you Professor.

Jaune talks to Winter.

Jaune: Excuse me, Ms.Schnee?

Winter: Oh, Mr. Arc. What is it?

Jaune: Well- wait a minute. *looks to see no one pops out of nowhere* Okay. Do you know where I could go to test out dust or learn more about it.

Winter: Why yes. We have a library on such a topic. But for testing I do advice you stay in the training room, a testing room but mainly outside the city in the snow. Plenty of room and less cleaning.

Jaune: Thank you.

Winter: Also, I could-

Weiss: *appears* Winter.

Jaune: (Where the hell did she come from? When the hell did she get here? )

Winter: Oh Weiss, I'm sorry, I was about to offer-

Weiss: I want to spend more time with you.

Winter: Weiss I-

Weiss: *puppy dog eyes*

Winter: *sigh* Never mind Mr. Arc.

Jaune: I understand.

Weiss: *smiles and leaves with her sister while giving Jaune the cold eyes*

Sees Oscar training.

Jaune: Hi Oscar.

Oscar: Hi Jaune.

Jaune: Well at least there’s one person I can talk to.

Months later

Emerald: He's mine now. Get away from him.

Jaune: OH COME ON!!

[blake-me-up-inside]

I saw this meme suggested to me from the RWBY Republic Facebook page and now you have to see it too. (Could not find a source though.)

[rocknroll7575]

Beacon's Huntresses Association Finale

Part 1/Part 2/Part 3/Part 4/Part 5

"Currently, most members of the Huntresses Association we back in their clubroom, unfortunately, it seemed like most of them failed..."

Weiss: Ugh... how did we fail this bad!?

Nora: Tell me about it! How come every photo of Headmaster Ozpin came out with his face a different person!?

Pyrrha: Don't even get me started on Ruby and Yang's uncle... *Shivers in disgust*

Penny: I can now never get the photo of Professor Port naked out of my Memory banks- I mean memory!

Blake: *Covered in bandages because she got burned* Last time try to peek on the Chick from Haven...

Ruby: Every Picture of Oobleck is just a blur!

Yang: I couldn't even find Professor Peach! I'm starting to think she doesn't exist...

Weiss: Hey... Where's Ciel?

*As if on cue Ciel walked into the club room looking a little ragged*

Ciel: Have no fear! I have come with my photos!

Weiss: Really!? Who'd you get!?

*Ciel smiles and presents her various photos of Jaune, each girl picking up a different photo*

Yang: Whoa! *Sees Photo of Jaune dressed up as a Atlas Soldier without a helmet* Look at VB! How'd you get him into the uniform!? He looks... HOT!

Blake: *Picks up Photo of Jaune appearing older and wearing Rusted Armor and a pair of antlers* Yeah... I think I'm gonna keep this

Ruby: *Blushing at a Photo of Jaune covered in oil and in a mechanic uniform* I-I-I think these are great b-but can I k-keep this one!

Penny: *Dressed up as a sexy scientist* Oh my, my core is turning really fast!

Pyrrha: *looking at a Photo of Jaune blushing as he wears a playboy bunny outfit* I don't think h-he would want this getting out! I'd better just hang on to this one!

Nora: *looking at a Photo of Jaune and Ren being way to close while shirtless and covered in sweat* OHOHOHOHOH! Mama likes~!

Weiss: *blushing up a storm as she holds multiple photos of Jaune in DILF form* H-How did you do all this!?

Ciel: *Smiles with Pride* I quickly asked Jaune if he would model for me and rented out a studio for our shoot! He was hesitant and confused as to why I picked him but he came around and as to how I made him look older I enlisted the help of a few makeup artists to age him up!

Yang: Hey, What are those photos in your pocket?

Ciel: Oh, these? These are my... special set~!

[arc-misadventures]

My apologies for adding on to the MFK but there's one I have not seen and I'm curious about your take on:

Penny MFK: Robot, Cyborg and Android

Penny: MFK II

Penny: I am confused, Friend Nora. You wish for me to play this game, MFK, with an robot, cyborg, or an android?

Nora: Yeah!

Penny: But, I do not know any robots with similar intelligent levels as humanoids. I know many individuals that can be classified as, Cyborgs. But, I am the only android in existence. Should I count myself in the as the android?

Nora: Nonono! You can just pick someone to be one of those characters.

Penny: I can choose someone to be anyone? Even you, Friend Nora?

Nora: Yes. But, no.

Penny: Okay! In that case I will kill the robot!

Nora: You're just killing a robot, and not a robot of... someone you know?

Penny: No.

Nora: Fair enough. Who's next?

Penny: I shall fuck Cyborg Friend Ceil!

Ciel: PFFFT?! W-W-What?!

Penny: Hello, Friend Ciel!

Ciel: P-Penny? D-Did you just say you'd fuck me!

Penny: Yes!

Ciel: O-Oh...?! T-T-That's nice of you to say, Penny. But, I'm sorry, but you're not my type.

Penny: I am not your type, Friend Ciel?

Ciel: Not at all, Penny, sorry.

Penny: Then what is your type, Friend Ciel?

Ciel: My type is...

Penny: ...

Ciel: My type is...?

Penny: ...?

Ciel: Is...?

Penny: Is what?

Ciel: Is... Is...?!

Jaune: Hi guys, what's up?

Ciel: Jaune is my type!

Penny: Friend Jaune is your type?

Jaune: I'm your type... What?

Ciel: Y-Yeah! Jaune is totally my time! He's tall... has blond hair... a pretty face... and has..? Well defined abbs... such nicely defined abs...

Penny: Does that mean you will fuck, Friend Jaune?

Jaune: WHAT?!

Ciel: YES!

Jaune: Say what?!

Ciel: I'll total fuck, Jaune! In fact, lets do that right now!

Jaune: Do what right now?!

Ciel: Just go! Gogogogogo! Just go, and I'll let you stick in my ass!

Jaune: Stick it in your what?!

Ciel: Bye, Penny! We'll talk later!

Penny: Bye! Have fun fucking, Friend Jaune!

Jaune: What the hell is going on?!!

Penny: ...

Nora: ...

Nora: I don't think she knew we were play mfk...

Nora: So who are you going to marry?

Penny: I will marry Android Friend Ruby!

Ruby: Hey guys? Do you know why, Ciel was dragging, Jaune away? He look scared...

Penny: I do not know why, Wife Ruby.

Ruby: I hope he'll be okay. Anyway, General Ironwood is looking for you, Penny.

Penny: Understood. I will leave at once!

(Kiss~!)

Penny: I will see you later, Wife Ruby!

Ruby: Bye, Penny~!

Nora: ...?

Nora: Since when were the two of you married?

Ruby: ...

Ruby: Wait...? Were married?!

Nora: ...

Nora: Yes?

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Ruby: Good morning Penny!

Yang: 'Morning Pen.

Penny: *Rubbing her jaw* Good Morning Rub.

Ruby: What happened? You alright?

Penny: Yes I am, I simply engaged in an ... Impromptu Mandibular Exercise last night.

Yang: *Sniff* Hew! You're breath stinks Penny.

Penny: Apologies! I haven't brushed my teeth yet!

Weiss: *Stumbling in, half naked, not noticing the sisters* Good morning Honey~ *Kiss, followed by giggles* Hm~ I can still Taste Jaune and I on your lips~

Weiss: *Walking into the kitchen* I'm just getting the two of us some water, but we'd love if you came back to bed after your breakfast~ PLease don't leave us waiting for too long~

R+Y:

Penny: *Blushing* ... I have not lied in any of my previous statements.

Penny: *Throat Clear* Now if you'll pardon me, I have someone- Something I need to do! *She begins shoveling food into her mouth*

[weisscoldglare]

Some more thief stuff

[juanarc-thethird]

What is Penny thinking about?

Penny: *Just standing there, looking out the window smiling*

Yang: Hey, sis, have you ever wondered what Penny's thinking about?

Ruby: No, but I would say something related to exploring or adventures. She is very curious.

Yang: Yeah, maybe...

Penny: *4k images of Jaune's abs filling her mind* (Abs… delicious abs… I want to taste those abs… put some melted cheese on them and lick them…)

[waltat04-kevinknight]

Jaune walked through the halls of the Vacuo hospital building with flowers in his hand and stopped at a door, the number 115. He knocked on the door and was met by the one person he had hoped not to run into first, Mr.Pelondina.

"What do you want, Jaune?" Pietro asked, gripping the handles of his wheelchair with suppressed anger.

"I wanted to check on Penny, see how she's holding u-" Jaune began to explain before he was cut off.

"Did you think of that before or after you chose to stab her huh?!" Peitro yelled before coughing and looking up at Jaune.

"Mr.Pelondina you have to understand tha-" Jaune tried to speak only to be cut off again.

"No, YOU need to understand that I don't want you around MY DAUGHTER anymore!" Peitro said, pressing the call button as a nurse came over.

"Yes? How can I help?" She asked.

"I want him gone and to not be allowed to see my daughter" Peitro said as the Nurse nodded and turned to Jaune and led him from the room.

"I'm sorry, sir, but her father has expressed not wanting you here. Please leave and have a nice day." The nurse says as Jaune nods and leaves with his head down in defeat.

Back at the camp area, Jaune comes back, setting the flowers down, before sitting in front of the campfire and curling up into a ball and placing his head on his knees and tried to fight the tears that were forming until he felt a hand on his shoulder as he looked up and saw Qrow.

"Hey ki- well I guess kid doesn't want anymore considering what you've been through in the ever after, come on let's talk a walk" Qrow says helping Jaune off his feet as the two walked through Vacuo seeing how everyone was doing.

While they walked, Jaune told Qrow about what happened at the hospital and in the crossroads.

"That's alot to take in, I'm surprised you haven't gone insane." Qrow says before speaking once again. "I know you want to see her but maybe give him and Penny some space. Winter told me that she saw a stab wound that matched your sword and put two and two together but what threw us both off was the fact the wound was healed" Qrow says.

"I figured out that I could use my Semblance on objects and use them as a connection, so when I stabbed Penny I had used my Semblance and had it course through me sword and into the stab wound. I never wanted to kill Penny, I had already lost Pyrrha to Cinder and I wasn't about to lose Penny too Qrow" Jaune says looking at Qrow.

"I understand, come on Willow is helping Klien cook up some shrimp gumbo and it hits the spot. I'm sure you'll feel better after it" Qrow says as Willow runs over and plants a kiss on Qrow's cheek.

"Hello my dark knight, hello Jaune" Willow says with a smile.

"Hello love, I hope you don't kind if I invited Jaune to dinner" Qrow says as Willow shook her head.

"Of course not. He looks like he could use some friendly company," Willow says, leading Qrow and Jaune to the massive cookout where everyone was including Peitro and Penny, who was being wheeled around by Winter.

Winter noices Jaune and walks over while wheeling Penny over with her.

"Greetings Jaune, how have you been" Winter asked.

"I've...I could be better" He says not making eye contact before he felt Penny's hand intertwine with his.

"Salutations boyfriend Jaune" Penny says with a smile and tears in her eyes as she let his hand go and opened her arms for a hug as Jaune teared up and dropped to his knees and hugged Penny not letting her.

While Penny brushed his blonde hair with her hand and began to softy sing a calming tune to make Jaune calm down.

"I want to see you smile, Jaune, not cry," Penny says as all of his ffiened surround him and join in the hug.

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Happy single Awareness day

Maybe a double date with Ruby and Penny plus Jaune and Pyrrha with Blake and Hera spying?

Happy (very late) single awareness day!

Inside a rather nice restaurant up in Atlas, four people just sat down at a table together. The group consisted of three redheads and one blonde, and after they got their drink orders in, they all started conversing amongst themselves.

"Thanks for inviting us out to dinner you guys!"

"Indeed! This is going to be very excellent!"

"No problem. It's our pleasure, Crater Face." Jaune had to dodge a roll being thrown at him after using his nickname for Ruby, and he did! Just not the second one that bounced off his forehead back into the basket on the table.

"Indeed~! We were trying to find somewhere that we could bring Hera as well, but not many places are open to pets here. We honestly could only find reservations for this place anyways, and only if we had a certain number of people.”

"Wait, is that why you asked us to tag along?"

"Well kinda, but it isn't the only reason!”

"We did think to ask you for that reason at first, but then we also thought that it would be much more fun to spend time with friends rather than just be alone all night again. Besides, we haven't really had a chance to see each other for almost three weeks. Catching up with you will be much more enjoyable than just us being by ourselves at such a fancy place."

"Yeah Pyrrha's right, this isn't exactly our usual outing location. I don't normally like to put on a suit."

"No, but I still think you clean up very well, Jaune."

Jaune's cheeks turned the slightest bit pink with her saying that. "Thanks Pyr. You look great in your dress too! S-so Penny! How is Team Ruby's training going up at the Academy?"

Ruby slapped her hands down on the table, but not rattling anything on it. "Hey! Why are you asking her and not me?"

"Because you would try to sugarcoat it."

Ruby sat back and crossed her arms in defiance. "No I wouldn't."

"You did it when you told Yang about our journey to Mistral."

"So you're telling me you wanted me to tell my short temper, over protective big sister Yang about all the things we ran into? All the Grimm, the Nuckelavee, that psycho scorpion guy, uncle Qrow being hurt most of the trip. You think I should have told her about all of that after seeing her for the first time in almost a year?"

...

"She does have a point, Jaune."

"Yeah, I guess she does."

Penny didn't seem to get what they were referring to, but wasn't bothered by it. "Well I think that team RWBY is doing wonderfully in their training! It has been so exciting to see them all fight again after so long!"

"See! That's what I would have said!"

"And Ruby has gotten much better with evolving her semblance! She is no longer accidentally running into walls or dropping people when she tries to carry them with her!"

"Peeenny, you didn't need to tell them that!"

"But they asked."

... ... ...

Blake, the ninja cat faunus that she was, was perfectly hidden in a bush outside the restaurant's window and peering inside, going completely unnoticed. "You know, this is honestly a lot more wholesome than I was expecting."

Hera, who was trying her best to copy her auntie Blake, was also peering into the window to get a look at her mama and papa. However, she unfortunately had her floofy butt sticking out of the back of the bush they were hiding in. Somehow, it didn't give them away. Hera let out a super sneaky growl to agree with her Auntie. "Rrrrrrr."

"Yeah. As long as they're having fun, I suppose that's all that matters. They all deserve to unwind for a bit."

"Rrrorf."

[superiorsturgeon]

Techpriest!Ruby: Jaune, how could you make Pyrrha into a new primarch? You know that it’s heresy to tamper with Big E’s genetic work!

Primarch!Jaune: If you tell anyone, I’ll tell the Mechanicus about the time I walked in on you having sex with that Man of Iron “P3N-ny” and screaming “Da red onez go fasta!” when you climaxed!

Techpriest!Ruby: …

Primarch!Jaune: …

Techpriest!Ruby: …so does Pyrrha have her own bunch of space marines now, or…?

Primarch!Jaune: They’re called the “Bitch Stabbers” and they’re very polite! 😁

[brokentrafficknight]

Ren sees it at Jaune is surrounded by different women and is happy that he doesn't have to deal with the same problem. Little does he know that Yang and Nora are standing right behind him, ready to claim him.

[rachetmath]

Retracing Steps

Nora: Jaune?

Jaune: *researching*

Nora: Jaune?! Jaune?!!

Jaune: What?

Nora: Jaune I get you and Lewis were friends but he’s gone.

Jaune: I know.

Ren: So what are we looking for? His grave?

Jaune: No. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Emerald: Then what is it?

Jaune: His first draft.

Nora: You mean his book?

Jaune: Yeah. Lewis censored a lot of information. More importantly, his story was based on his diary. I don’t know what happened to him but he still lived in Vacuo or moved. He had to have taken it with him.

Nora: But what’s so important is that you need his book.

Jaune: *silent*

Nora: No. Jaune you’re not thinking– Are you-

Jaune: Slow down. Yes, I’m looking for a way to return to the Ever After. But not for me. For Salem.

Ren: What?

Jaune: When I was in the Ever After, I thought Ascension just meant death. Which it is. However, it’s also about rebirth. Making changes in one’s self. 

Emerald: And? What does this have to do with Salem? 

Jaune: Think about what Ruby told us. Salem failed to learn the value of life and death. In The Ever After you still die but-

Emerald: Salem’s immortal Jaune.

Jaune: Listen. After you die or are taken by the tree as Ruby described, you are sent to the forger. The forger has the power to create, reforge, and repair you.

Nora: Jaune we fail to see your point.

???: I get it.

Ren: Ruby? When did you and your team-

Ruby: Sorry. I was looking for Jaune a while ago. They were just helping me look. I wanted to talk but that can wait. Jaune, if what I’m guessing is correct then if you find this portal back to The Ever After, you can send Salem there.

Jaune: Yes. However once I find it and see if it works, I need Raven there before sending Salem. 

Yang: Why my mom?

Jaune: Her semblance allows her to travel anywhere as long as she has been there before. 

Ruby: And unlike the staff, it ignores time and space. That means Raven can easily leave the Ever After without having to go through the door again.

Emerald: Okay. Stop! You keep talking about the Ever After but what about Salem?! What does any of this have to do with beating Salem?!

Ruby: *smile* It’s possible but only a theory. If we send Salem to the Ever After, allowing the tree to take her-

Weiss: Then she ascends. 

Blake: Allowing the forger to reset her.

Yang: Leaving her-

Jaune: That’s right.  She can be imprisoned or she can return but maybe as… a mortal.

NER: !!!!

Nora: Meaning…

Ren: She can finally be killed.

Ruby: Exactly. 

Nora: Yes! Fearless Leader strikes again. *hugs Jaune*

Jaune: Nora, calm down. Besides like Ruby said it’s theoretical. And even so, she could come back maybe stronger than before.

Weiss: Maybe. But still-

Yang: It’s better than nothing.

Jaune: *continues his research*

Ruby: Hey, can you all leave for a minute? I want to talk to Jaune alone. 

NER and WBY: *leave*

Jaune: *sigh*

Ruby: I’m… I’m… I’m sorry.

Jaune: For what?

Ruby: For what happened on the bridge? 

Jaune: *stops what he’s doing for a second*

Ruby: I… I figured out what happened. Put two and two together. And… I’m sorry.

Jaune: *continues working* Just promise this. Don’t be like them.

Ruby: Like who?

Jaune: Pyrrha. Penny. And Alyx.

Ruby: I don't -

Jaune: Pyrrha thought she could do it. Though it was slim she still went in with no way out. She could have lived to fight by our side if she hadn't been egotistic. Penny could have lived if she had been a little more selfish. Willingly to put her life first before others. What made her death even sadder was… she died a puppet on the strings. Alyx died because of ignorance. She thought irrationally. Jump to conclusions. Not taking the time to think things through. All those things probably are what ultimately led her to her death. She was truly a naive girl.

Ruby: *silent*

Jaune: Look Ruby, your silver eyes are not the only things that make you special. And just because you get praise for it doesn't mean you should let them define you. You are not alone. So please, count on me to help. Or at least your team. Don't die over pride. 

Ruby: *hugs Jaune*

Jaune: Hm. Hey, what's- …oh.

Ruby: *in tears* 

Jaune: *sighs and smiles* Alright, I’ll take a break, for you at least.

Ruby: Thank you.