#my short king

[anxiousandpessimistic]

Telemachus: Dad, I'm Bi Odysseus: Odysseus: Hi Bi, I'm Dad! Telemachus,realizing that he has 20 years worth of dad jokes to make up for: Oh No

[maxz-b]

I don't think carlos sainz zones out no thoughts head empty. I think he zones out and thinks unspeakable things that could have driven a greek philosopher to madness. this is part 17/???

[kidhellion]

that one interaction at the dog park but make it a buffy quote

[insomniac4000]

Also always here for George's jokes about smol Chris

[genkii05]

THE ULTIMATE WEAPON‼️

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[resonanteye]

got wrapped up in something and lost track of an entire month sorry

[enbynuest]

Do yall think he look Bonita with the flower suspenders

[gavily]

gavi is so small 😭

[sanjisblackasswife]

luffy is literally the perfect example of hot and cute and idk what to do w myself

[teawan]

can we as a society start talking about the fact that hercule poirot was canonically a short king

[daydreamjay]

Ok fine, Davy (derogatory) 🫵

This a competition and you will not win! Davy Jones (affectionate)!

[anxiousandpessimistic]

Penelope, seeing Odysseus after 20 years: You look like death Odysseus: Thanks Penelope: Did you get shorter ?

[m00neroni]

the giggle that leaves my body every time remus is shorter than sirius in a fic (as God intended)

[levitonin]

me:

"stop calling him short "

Also me when someone asks me which one is Levi :

"oh the short one "

[puckrabbi1]

I love neck guards so so much

[genkii05]

LEGENDS BLURRED AND TORN 🔥