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Those rolled up sleeves, the jawline

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Are u open to write for chris rn?

Feel free to send something in if you wish, I'm not NOT writing but I have no motivation or time to write currently.

But that could all change next week.

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I think the young age of youtube fans really shows sometimes with things like thinking following your ex is a red flag. Two mature adults can break up and still be amicable, not every relationship ends all scorched earth. Besides I feel like if Chris unfollowed Shannon she would’ve just gotten even more comments from immature little kids sticking their noses in.

I agree following an ex isn't immediately a red flag AND if he did unfollow she would get a ton more shit. People comment stuff on her Insta and TikTok even now and they've been broken up for what? Two years now?

I don't know if it's just young fans sadly.

I honestly think there a lot of people of all ages where social media is gospel and society as a whole is losing it's ability to think for themselves.

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Does anyone else think that Chris following Shannon and other girls who went on a date with him is a red flag

Like we know their relationship ended on good terms, but imagine the guy you are seeing is still following his ex

He also always talks about how he wants to find "the one," but is he even trying? He said that he talks about his ex on his date

Like, imagine it's not Chris and a random guy you go on a date with, you will never go back

Like with most things theres levels. They claim to still be friends and they also share a lot of friends so the following doesnt seem weird to me.

Again talking about depends on how much. There is a stark difference between talking about past relationships on a date "yeah my last relationship lasted 5 years" and bringing up an ex constantly.

I dont know what chris is like on dates, I enjoy his content, he seems a cool person, I hope he is content in life but everything else really doesn't come into my mind.

I write about a fictionalised version of him in my mind I dunno what hes like in real life and honestly dont really think about it that much.

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Thank you to everyone that had sent me requests the last few days.

Im having a huge case of writers block rn and have lost all motivation to write.

I will get round to them I promise but can't promise it'll be soon.

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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Do we know why was Shannon uncomfortable with the idea of him being on strictly? I know there’s the whole strictly curse thing and everything but yeah…

No idea, I'll link the video he talks about it in

Around 1 hour 10

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wait chris was asked for strictly? did george do it because chris turned it down?

No Chris was asked a few years ago the year after Joe Sugg.

He was considering it but said no because Shannon was uncomfortable with the idea.

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Wouldn’t be surprised if George gets a lot of “strictly curse” tabloid bullshit coming his way since he’s a young, attractive man. For those unaware it’s been a running joke for years that Strictly has ruined so many relationships because the celebs will hook up with their dance partner and almost certainly get caught.

Obviously I don’t think George will do that, but our press can be absolutely awful to people so I hope he’s able to deal with that. Then again a huge chunk of his existing fans are a different breed of parasocial/invasive so perhaps he’s built up a tolerance haha.

Yeah he's developed a thick skin, I hope his girl has the same.

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I am the one who suggested Viking Girl ChrisMD, thank you so much! It was great. I am sorry that it did not get that many likes, but as long as you know I enjoyed reading it. ♥

Thank you, as long as you enjoyed it!

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I didn’t know George was big time like that lol. That’s not a slight on him, I’m very out of touch these days, I’ve just only seen him in sidemen videos. That’s so exciting for him!! The UK tabloids get very scummy when reporting on Strictly (the whole “strictly curse” thing) so I hope he’s well equipped to deal with all that new scrutiny. I think the public will quickly go from the usual “uhm who?? These people aren’t even famous!”, which you get at the start every single year, to really liking him.

I think with inside and twitch hes really on the up and up.

Strictly aren't "above" youtubers they've had Joe Sugg and Saffron Barker on before. They actually asked Chris to do it before and he turned it down.

I do hope he has a good support system around him as the UK press aren't known for their niceties.

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harry looking like the cutest lil lost baby (。・ω・。) his hopeful innocent eyes 〒▽〒

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Get that money boy!

This is a huge deal!

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Would you please write a fic based on Arthur H.'s TikTok of Chris wearing a wig? He looked so cute in it. Maybe he puts it on for reader as a joke and she becomes all hot and bothered, which brings out Chris' submissive side or something else with the wig. 🙂

Viking Girl ChrisMD

Smut MDNI

You simply nodded when Chris told you he was helping Arthur film  TikTok so would be over your flat a little later that day. You didn’t think too much of it, you spent the time tidying your flat, making sure changed the sheets from last time.

When you sat down you checked your phone, it was just a force of habit you knew you used it way too much but that was a topic for another day. You opened Tik Tok and there on your for you page was your boyfriend of five months standing next to Arthur wearing a long blonde wig, the TikTok had the caption Chris is meant to be a woman not a Viking. You watched with fascination, completely overlooking the fact Arthur was teasing new music and instead watching Chris closely; how he posed with the wig, acting coy and shy and demure. You had to admit there were something about it that was oddly… attractive in a way? You watched it again, the way he touched his wig, bit his finger, stared at his shoes, looked at Arthur as he jokingly placed a hand near Chris’s neck. Man Chris could play the passive role well.

It was roughly an hour later you heard the small rat a tat at your door, unmistakable Chris’s knock. You  opened the door and smiled at him as he walked in, wearing the same clothes as was in the Tiktok and backpack on his back which always signalled to you he was going to stay over.

“Good day?” You asked him with a smirk watching him walking into your living toom. You closed the front door before going to join him on the sofa where he was spreading out.

“Nothing out of the ordinary. Filmed a voice over then had to help Arthur with something…” Chris tailed off a little, he was dying to know if you had seen it or not. Yes he felt a little silly but that was his job really.

“Oh I know,” you teased and placed a very lightly kiss on his cheek, his green eyes lit up and you looked at him, almost smirking.

“Tell me how that came about,” you asked shuffling on the sofa to face him more.

“You know Arthur,” he started, you didn’t, you had only met him and George three times before but you simply nodded and let him talk, he loved talking about things and you knew better than to interrupt him.

He continued “He just wanted to represent the lyrics a bit, he’s really proud of the song so wanted to highlight it.”

“And the wig?” You probed, the corners of your mouth forming a smile.

“I had a beer,” Chris shrugged causing you to laugh.

“Want another?” You asked getting up and going to the fridge, fancying a drink yourself.

You had some drinks and made some pasta, Chris was still on his health kick well he was always a healthy guy but every now and again he would really be on it and deny himself any treats. You made a roasted vegetable sauce the last time he came over and kept some in the freezer, you cooked that with some fresh pasta and tucked in.

Chris washed up, he always did when you cooked. You watched him and smiled at the little domesticated man, the thoughts flooding back of Chris wearing that hair flipping it round, finger by his mouth.

“Like what you see?” Chris said having caught you staring, he stood with his hands on his hips almost in a female type stance, it was one you did all the time at work and Chris was working it.

“Just admiring the view,” you noted and Chris’s face light up, his smirked and finished his task.

“Domesticated man doing it for you?” He joked as he put away the cheese grater.

“All you need a little frilly apron,” you joked imagining it in your head.

“Bet you had no idea I was such a house husband,”

“House husband? That’s the bare minimum babe,” you teased.

“Bare minimum?” he laughs, leaning in slightly, voice dropping just enough to make your pulse jump. “I just did your least favourite chore… and I made it look good.”

The ridiculous thing is, he’s right. Something about the easy way he moves, the faint soap smell clinging to his skin, the fact that he didn’t even have to be asked it’s working on you more than you’d care to admit.

You try for nonchalance, but your smile gives you away. “Dangerous territory, Christopher. Keep that up and I might have to…” You trail off, letting him fill in the blank.

His grin sharpens. “Might have to what?”

You take the tea towel from him, brushing your fingers over his as you do, and toss it onto the counter. “Guess you’ll just have to find out.”

His eyes drop to your mouth, then back up again, full of that boyish challenge. “Reckon I could be persuaded to do another round of dishes, then.”

You kissed him softly at first but he grabbed your waist and pulled you to him. You weren’t having that, today you were going to be in control. You pushed him back against the kitchen cupboard behind him causing him to moan slightly and you smiled into the kiss. He was the one to break the kiss first and he grabbed his bag and ran into the bedroom, giving out a small giggle as he did.

If that wasn’t enough in his haste something fell out of his rucksack. The wig. You smiled and picked it up following him to the bedroom.

“I didn’t realise you had something specific in mind,” you teased holding up the blonde hair as you walked into the room. Chris was already on the bed, shorts and socks discarded. He saw what was in his hands and he rolled his eyes.

“For fucks sake where did you find that?” He whined.

“It fell out of your bag!”

“George joked I had forgotten it but I didn’t think he would put it on my bag I’m sorry.”

“Put it on.” You demanded and thrust the hair into Chris’s face. He looked a little taken aback but did was he was told.

“Good girl,” you smirked, Chris’s eyes flashed with tons of different emotions but you could tell he was a little bit excited by it. You climbed onto the bed and pushed him down climbing on top of him kissing him a little.

“Do as I say,” you whispered, Chris just nodded and you could feel him getting harder by the second against your leg, exciting you too.

The pair of you kissed for a while, tongues dancing and fighting for dominance, you never let him win. When Chris moved his hands to pull your trousers down you tapped his fingers lightly.

“Naughty. You wait your turn,” You told him before kissing the sweet spot on his neck, he groaned and pushed his hips up into you letting you feel how desperate he was for you.

“Aww little Chris isn’t so little anymore,” you teased.

“Please,” he whined, he looked so cute with his big eyes green looking up and you and biting his bottom lip.

“All in good time sweetheart. Just be patient, be good and you’ll get your reward.

“I’ll behave I promise.”

You teased him relentlessly brushing his thigh, gently grazing over his cock, pushing your hips into his. Each time you did he would whimper and ask for more and each time you told him “All in good time.” Eventually you undressed slowly in front of him as he laid there and watched every single inch of you. You eventually pulled his boxers down smiling with glee at just how hard and thick you had made him.

“Well, well, well, what do we here,” You smiled and kissed it gently at first, listening with delight as he moaned a little and moved his hips again.

“Now, now, for that you need to be punished.” You managed to roll him over by his hips a little and smacked his arse. He gasped and looked at you with fascination as you told him off again.

“Now are you going to be a good boy?” He nodded feebly.

“Good.” Eventually you started to ride him, he threw his head back in pleasure. When you found your rhythm you grabbed his wrists and put his hands up by his head keeping them there holding his down. Chris played his part well, he did what he was told and didn’t try to push against your arms. He was getting close and you could tell because his grunts turned into squeaks, something he always did. You didn’t want that though, you pulled yourself off him, he didn’t say anything but you could tell by his face he wasn’t happy.

“Soon my love, but for now, you’re going to eat this.” Before he had a chance to even process what you had said you sat on his face. It took him a second but soon enough Chris’s tongue started to work it’s magic. Chris was good at this, you already knew but the pleasure was unmatched. He ate up every single inch, crease, crevice and fold. You directed him fiercely and he just as you asked, going between your clit and inside as you called it out. When you were close you sat back onto his cock, it was even more rigid then before and you didn’t realise that was even possible.

You rode him vigorously, before long you both came within seconds, you collapsing onto him bodies both exhausted, sweaty and knowing you both might be slightly achy in the morning.

“Good girl,” you whispered eventually rolling off him as Chris was still trying to get his breath back.

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Would you continue to write for Chris if he gets a girlfriend?

I try not to write for people in relationship so I'll have to stop.

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AB just reposted something on tiktok about meeting a gf parents and he’s been hinting for a while of talking to an Australian girl, I feel like we might get another gf reveal/announcement soon 🤭🤭

Maybe, maybe not I try not to speculate too much.

Again if he is I wish them well!

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yeah :/ like I saw shit about wishing them cancer ?? Like tf

That's absolutely rotten

You dont even "joke" about that