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Ya girl is officially medicated now and hopefully will be pussy fresh moving forward 🫡
#I feel like I’ve just taken a shop vac to the sludge in my brain#don’t worry though I’m still mentally ill enough to write good fanfic#kind of devastated that I’m busy all weekend though#because if I wasn’t#booooy I would write the fuck out of my fic chapter#and my mom is gonna be with me on the long drive on sunday#I usually spend long drives dictating writing ideas with speech to text#but uhhh won’t be doing that in front of my mom#me: ‘hey siri add corvo jerks off while being haunted by the mistakes of his past to my writing ideas note’#my mom: 😐#clark barks
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Tfw you teach your dad your method for keeping injuries on your arms from pulling (sock with the end cut off = instant homemade bandage) and he asks how you came up with the idea
#me: 😐#my mom: 😐#my dad: wh- OH#achievement unlocked: make everyone in the room extremely uncomfortable#nevermind em
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i am an expert at fingering
THE PIANO
the piano pls don’t cancel me okay
i don’t mean like yknow. i should shut up
#my friend’s mom asked me to play for them so i had to warm up 😭#i haven’t touched a piano in a full year#i’m so shit lmfao#this is why i should’ve stuck with violin#anyways hand reveal 😤#📢: london yaps#had to take off my press ons though 😐
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Skincare with Smitty 🥰
#will smith hockey#lmao the ‘water. 😐’#his skin genes are so good#‘some type of thing my mom gets me’#he’s such a mama’s boy it’s adorable
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Saturday Shenanigans 🤗
Went to the farmer’s market 🥰
Juice + Hoppers (delicious!!!) 😍
Got myself a cute bracelet 😇
Hospital visit (and a i-told-you-so moment with my mom) 😐
Beach!!!! 🥺
WWCF work 😌
Orange sunsets 🥹
Got drenched in the rain 😔
#I was literally forced to go out today because my mom was low key concerned of me this week and this woman had a kidney stone lmaooooo#I told her it’s a kidney stone and she didn’t believe me and now I said I told you so and she’s grumbling about why I didn’t become a doctor#😐😐😐#just dani things
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at my lw i was so paranoid all the time cuz everyone wants u to gain weight . . like it’s actual hell i wouldn’t even accept water from ppl cuz i kept feeling like they somehow managed to get calories in it to make me gain weight. u can’t accept food from anyone cuz ppl WILL try and sabotage you - adding way more butter and oil or blending up extra food to mix in w it , all to add calories. like once you get low enough you realize rlly no one’s on ur side
#my mom used to add benecal to smoothies or lower calorie foods so i’d feel okay eating it but then end up gaining 😐#tw ed descussion#@nor3×14#mealsp0#@n@ diary#3dtumblr#ana trigger#4n4blr#4n4rexia#4n4t1ps#4namia#4n0rexic#4narex1a#4nor3xia#4norexla#tw 4n4rexia#an4m1a#an4r3xia#an4rexia#an4buddy#an4mia#4n4memes#4n4m1a#ed bllog#ed disorder#ed but not ed sheeran#tw ed but not sheeran#tw ed sheeran#bonespø#tw ana bløg
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Hear me out
buddy daddies au
#just change the ages a bit and boom#“please provide proof of employment” guys that make money selling shadow treasure: 😐😐#“you guys are gonna play family after you killed his mom??”#only problem is shinjiro acts like rei but is obviously the malewife#well there’s other problems too but I only came up with the idea a couple days ago#cut me some slack#buddy daddies#persona 3#p3#akihiko#shinjiro#ken amada#oh my god rei and shinjiro look identical in those pics#guys who would ogino and reis father be#ikutsuki has to be in there somewhere probably as reis father#wait then would ogino be takaya omfg
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giving my ldb a daughter. embarrassing for all involved. mostly me
#her mom is an orc and her dad is a wood elf so she's going to be a very pointy orc. angular#like ok i suppose i leaned a little heavy on the elf features but also shes 12. she'll develop more orcish features. Not My Fault 😐#mimiart#weird little girl who pretends to be a wolf -> actual werewolf pipeline#elder scrolls#skyrim#shes sooo sweet and smiley :) idk where that comes from. not either of her parents. neither a point for nature nor nurture#calling her Khara for now. might change idk#re: my caption its only embarrassing because of who she had the child with. he fucking sucks#but so does she which is why they get along and they make each other worse. but also sometimes better#whatever. they love each other and their weird kids#at first they said “no kids absolutely the fuck not” then they decided to adopt alesan because like. hes already pretty much self sufficien#like he had a job and everything right. this will be a breeze hes already pretty much a fully formed human we can just help him out#by letting him sleep in our house right. and then like not even a full year later uloth gets pregnant oops 😬#does anyone here know how to keep a baby alive. thankfully uloth has amassed basically a small village of followers/friends/housecarls#some more responsible and knowledgeable than others. so dw the kids are okay and not dead#they just keep the necromancy and shady black market trading and unethical experiments OUTSIDE THE HOUSE#tes#ocs#oc#khara has only broken her dads finger once. orc grip you know how it is#oh and his nose too. but he deserved it for stealing hers 😑 like what was she gonna do?? NOT steal his right back?? come on
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going through the vicious cycle of too anxious to check the news and getting anxious when I don’t check the news
#ewbie.txt#moms ptsd is rlly bad rn too so that’s not helping the environment in this home 😐🙏 and I can’t even blame her#this is rlly personal so probably gonna delete but I’m gonna maybe fuck off ti my personal blog for a bit 😀😀#and take a break from this one 🫠#and I have the privilege to just not look sometimes#how is anyone functioning genuinely
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Yknow that tua meme where theyre driving past each other in cars
Zane, being "introduced" to the head guard of the village by his new daughter: 🙃
Garroth, being introduced to his lord's kids' babysitter's new 2nd mom who seems eerily familiar: 😶
Leona and Lillith Garnet: 😊😊
#i just know the side eyes would insane#omg WAIT imagine if laurance wasnt in the nether doing stuff#him wondering why leona's mom is a shadow knight: 😐#i love my version of s3 zane. shes just so silly billy xP#aphmau#aphblr#minecraft diaries#aphverse#aphmau mcd#garroth ro'meave#zane ro'meave#mcd zane#mcd garroth#mcd leona#aphmau leona#mcd aphmau#mcd lillith garnet#mcd lilith garnet#lillith garnet
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South park is crazy dude the kids will undergo the most severe utterly traumatic shit you couldn't even imagine and then it never gets mentioned again afterwards
#oh what? Stan's grandpa asked him jf he could help him kill himself? its all fine n dandy#kenny dies? oh my god! they killed kenny! .... who wants to check out my halloween costume ive got#butters mom tried to kill him after finding out her husbands been cheating on her? everyday shit#Tolkien got fucking shot by the police? .. its fineeeee hell manage ....#Clydes mom died in front of him and it's his fault? nah he ok.#new kid had to kill one of their parents? theyre just 😐😐😐#and more#sp#south park
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save me liquid iv save me
#god. so glad we bought a mega pack of these on a whim#local guy gets sick by sitting at their desk#my mom was right. the computer viruses got me 😔#anyways reading day someone tell me why the library has book 1 and 3 of the southern reach series but NOT 2 😐#mars.txt#edit: jk i found book 2 on libby hehehehe#want those gorgeous anniversary editions but... not yet. gotta finish the first 3
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My mom is always like we don't treat you like a middle child do we 🥺 and then treats me like a middle child
#i mean. no I don't have horrible middle child syndrome#but its there 💀#my parents planned this vacation without asking me anything#and also lowkey thought i might not even go ??? bro its the beach........#and then literally last week my mom was like you can see if there's any restaurants you want to go to#but when i was looking i saw that there's an aquarium!!!!!!#idk man. aquariums are my favorite thing ever. you would think my parents might see that when planning this trip#and be like oh hey elisabeth would like that#but they didn't 🫶#the main activities that they planned were. a fort. and a battleship. yayyyy 😐#sorry bestie i dont care about that! but my dad does so cool he should go do that!#but i asked if we could go to the aquarium#and my mom is trying to figure out how to fit it in#and she's like. well we could go to the aquarium instead of spending all of one day at the beach#or. i could go to the aquarium by myself while they walk around the city.#and im like. can some of us go to the aquarium while my dad and granddad go to the fort or battleship#???#and they're like. hmmmm idkkkk..... that doesn't sound right............ we wouldn't want people to miss that......#ok but i can miss the beach or the city. aka the things im actually interested in. ok cool#great. for sure dude#we talked about it for a minute and i said id rather miss the battleship and fort than the beach or city#and my mom was like . ok we'll figure it out. we'll either go tomorrow or Sunday. idk. we'll figure it out later#like this is an impossible equation 💀 ok ig. whatever 😭
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had such a good experience with surgery today i can’t even fully explain
#🍄.txt#i’m so happy that fuck ass doctor referred me to another doctor in the building because he was so nice and attentive#taking the time to explain things to me and make sure i was good#even said oh well if ur really uncomfortable we can always go to the operating room! :)#when the other doctor treated me like a nuisance the whole time and like some dumb child#well if you can’t sit still they’re going to have to put you under elsewhere 🙄#I DIDNT EVEN FUCKING KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT IN THE BUILDING? SHE MADE IT SEEM LIKE I WAS INCONVENIENCING HER THE WHOLE TIME#i was asking a bunch of questions because knowing makes me feel less nervous and he answered everything so clearly even when my mom was#asking questions too#recommending me different medications to keep this from happening again etc etc etc#so fucking bare minimum for a doctor but it was so nice seriously i wish i could thank him again for making it a more#comfortable experience#he put numbing shots on the inside AND outside of my lid just in case we needed to go from the outside this time#and while it hurt obviously it was so much better than the single shot she gave me the first time three weeks ago#she told me this would be a much more extensive surgery and here i am with my eyelid barely swollen 😐#i could barely see with it open three weeks ago immediately after because it hurt too much and was so swollen#what the fuck how do you have such contrasting experiences with two people who literally work together in the same building#anyway bad doctor experiences are always so fucking bad but when you have a really good experience it just feels crazy and insane#like wow thank u for treating me like a person#did i mention i actually left with care instructions this time written out. and the medicine recommendations on a physical piece of paper#i didn’t even get that after surgery with her how is that not below bare minimum#like this actually surprised me. jesus christ
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EXPLAIDJ YOIRSELF LEE DONGHYCUDK 🙂
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#IT WAS A DARE OKAYDUDBDBS 😭😭😭 I DIDNT WANNA DO IT#marks a victim like i am too. ok.#also did i look good while doing it#ALSO.#………….#I DDINT HAVE A CHOICE OKAY#AND#YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW WILD THE GC WENT…. THEURWONT LEVAE ME ALONE.#my mom even texted me 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
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love when i'm hanging out with my coworkers at lunch and they both say something casually homophobic and i'm like. you guys know i'm right here right
#my pregnant friend was talking about how her mom got a book for my friend's husband for father's day#called something like 'why a son needs a dad' and my 60-year-old coworker was like 'well yes kids are supposed to have moms and dads'#guys. 😐
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