#my mom: 😐
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kg-clark-inthedark · 8 months ago
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Ya girl is officially medicated now and hopefully will be pussy fresh moving forward 🫡
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emkini · 2 years ago
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Tfw you teach your dad your method for keeping injuries on your arms from pulling (sock with the end cut off = instant homemade bandage) and he asks how you came up with the idea 
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winwintea · 29 days ago
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i am an expert at fingering
THE PIANO
the piano pls don’t cancel me okay
i don’t mean like yknow. i should shut up
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smittyscurls · 5 months ago
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Skincare with Smitty 🥰
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umemiyan · 13 days ago
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my surgery went really well today but i’ve missed being on tumblr LMFAOO
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khaleesiofalicante · 2 months ago
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Saturday Shenanigans 🤗
Went to the farmer’s market 🥰
Juice + Hoppers (delicious!!!) 😍
Got myself a cute bracelet 😇
Hospital visit (and a i-told-you-so moment with my mom) 😐
Beach!!!! 🥺
WWCF work 😌
Orange sunsets 🥹
Got drenched in the rain 😔
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rosiebundchen · 4 months ago
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at my lw i was so paranoid all the time cuz everyone wants u to gain weight . . like it’s actual hell i wouldn’t even accept water from ppl cuz i kept feeling like they somehow managed to get calories in it to make me gain weight. u can’t accept food from anyone cuz ppl WILL try and sabotage you - adding way more butter and oil or blending up extra food to mix in w it , all to add calories. like once you get low enough you realize rlly no one’s on ur side
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arcsin27 · 9 months ago
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Hear me out
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buddy daddies au
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electoons · 9 months ago
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giving my ldb a daughter. embarrassing for all involved. mostly me
#her mom is an orc and her dad is a wood elf so she's going to be a very pointy orc. angular#like ok i suppose i leaned a little heavy on the elf features but also shes 12. she'll develop more orcish features. Not My Fault 😐#mimiart#weird little girl who pretends to be a wolf -> actual werewolf pipeline#elder scrolls#skyrim#shes sooo sweet and smiley :) idk where that comes from. not either of her parents. neither a point for nature nor nurture#calling her Khara for now. might change idk#re: my caption its only embarrassing because of who she had the child with. he fucking sucks#but so does she which is why they get along and they make each other worse. but also sometimes better#whatever. they love each other and their weird kids#at first they said “no kids absolutely the fuck not” then they decided to adopt alesan because like. hes already pretty much self sufficien#like he had a job and everything right. this will be a breeze hes already pretty much a fully formed human we can just help him out#by letting him sleep in our house right. and then like not even a full year later uloth gets pregnant oops 😬#does anyone here know how to keep a baby alive. thankfully uloth has amassed basically a small village of followers/friends/housecarls#some more responsible and knowledgeable than others. so dw the kids are okay and not dead#they just keep the necromancy and shady black market trading and unethical experiments OUTSIDE THE HOUSE#tes#ocs#oc#khara has only broken her dads finger once. orc grip you know how it is#oh and his nose too. but he deserved it for stealing hers 😑 like what was she gonna do?? NOT steal his right back?? come on
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florida3exclamationpoints · 3 months ago
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My mom is always like we don't treat you like a middle child do we 🥺 and then treats me like a middle child
#i mean. no I don't have horrible middle child syndrome#but its there 💀#my parents planned this vacation without asking me anything#and also lowkey thought i might not even go ??? bro its the beach........#and then literally last week my mom was like you can see if there's any restaurants you want to go to#but when i was looking i saw that there's an aquarium!!!!!!#idk man. aquariums are my favorite thing ever. you would think my parents might see that when planning this trip#and be like oh hey elisabeth would like that#but they didn't 🫶#the main activities that they planned were. a fort. and a battleship. yayyyy 😐#sorry bestie i dont care about that! but my dad does so cool he should go do that!#but i asked if we could go to the aquarium#and my mom is trying to figure out how to fit it in#and she's like. well we could go to the aquarium instead of spending all of one day at the beach#or. i could go to the aquarium by myself while they walk around the city.#and im like. can some of us go to the aquarium while my dad and granddad go to the fort or battleship#???#and they're like. hmmmm idkkkk..... that doesn't sound right............ we wouldn't want people to miss that......#ok but i can miss the beach or the city. aka the things im actually interested in. ok cool#great. for sure dude#we talked about it for a minute and i said id rather miss the battleship and fort than the beach or city#and my mom was like . ok we'll figure it out. we'll either go tomorrow or Sunday. idk. we'll figure it out later#like this is an impossible equation 💀 ok ig. whatever 😭
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timothylawrence · 2 months ago
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going through the vicious cycle of too anxious to check the news and getting anxious when I don’t check the news
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lucindasthighs · 2 months ago
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Yknow that tua meme where theyre driving past each other in cars
Zane, being "introduced" to the head guard of the village by his new daughter: 🙃
Garroth, being introduced to his lord's kids' babysitter's new 2nd mom who seems eerily familiar: 😶
Leona and Lillith Garnet: 😊😊
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cringelordofchaos · 5 months ago
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South park is crazy dude the kids will undergo the most severe utterly traumatic shit you couldn't even imagine and then it never gets mentioned again afterwards
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pawnguild · 1 month ago
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save me liquid iv save me
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heartual · 3 months ago
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had such a good experience with surgery today i can’t even fully explain
#🍄.txt#i’m so happy that fuck ass doctor referred me to another doctor in the building because he was so nice and attentive#taking the time to explain things to me and make sure i was good#even said oh well if ur really uncomfortable we can always go to the operating room! :)#when the other doctor treated me like a nuisance the whole time and like some dumb child#well if you can’t sit still they’re going to have to put you under elsewhere 🙄#I DIDNT EVEN FUCKING KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT IN THE BUILDING? SHE MADE IT SEEM LIKE I WAS INCONVENIENCING HER THE WHOLE TIME#i was asking a bunch of questions because knowing makes me feel less nervous and he answered everything so clearly even when my mom was#asking questions too#recommending me different medications to keep this from happening again etc etc etc#so fucking bare minimum for a doctor but it was so nice seriously i wish i could thank him again for making it a more#comfortable experience#he put numbing shots on the inside AND outside of my lid just in case we needed to go from the outside this time#and while it hurt obviously it was so much better than the single shot she gave me the first time three weeks ago#she told me this would be a much more extensive surgery and here i am with my eyelid barely swollen 😐#i could barely see with it open three weeks ago immediately after because it hurt too much and was so swollen#what the fuck how do you have such contrasting experiences with two people who literally work together in the same building#anyway bad doctor experiences are always so fucking bad but when you have a really good experience it just feels crazy and insane#like wow thank u for treating me like a person#did i mention i actually left with care instructions this time written out. and the medicine recommendations on a physical piece of paper#i didn’t even get that after surgery with her how is that not below bare minimum#like this actually surprised me. jesus christ
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fullusun · 4 months ago
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EXPLAIDJ YOIRSELF LEE DONGHYCUDK 🙂
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