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kg-clark-inthedark · 10 months ago

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Ya girl is officially medicated now and hopefully will be pussy fresh moving forward 🫡

#I feel like I’ve just taken a shop vac to the sludge in my brain #don’t worry though I’m still mentally ill enough to write good fanfic #kind of devastated that I’m busy all weekend though #because if I wasn’t #booooy I would write the fuck out of my fic chapter #and my mom is gonna be with me on the long drive on sunday #I usually spend long drives dictating writing ideas with speech to text #but uhhh won’t be doing that in front of my mom #me: ‘hey siri add corvo jerks off while being haunted by the mistakes of his past to my writing ideas note’#my mom: 😐#clark barks

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winwintea · 3 months ago

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i am an expert at fingering

THE PIANO

the piano pls don’t cancel me okay

i don’t mean like yknow. i should shut up

#my friend’s mom asked me to play for them so i had to warm up 😭#i haven’t touched a piano in a full year #i’m so shit lmfao #this is why i should’ve stuck with violin #anyways hand reveal 😤#📢: london yaps #had to take off my press ons though 😐

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idontmindifuforgetme · 18 days ago

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The way my sister and mom are in Belgium rn and I’m over here farming for more clinical hours …….. the pre med grind never ends

#Like it was fully my choice and my mom was fully like #I feel so bad and heartbroken bc I rly wanted to go on this trip w you #Bc they’re also going to Paris this weekend and she knows i romanticize tf out of that place #But it’s fine there are other things in the cards for me (😐)#At least this is how ik I actually am so hungry for this

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mrmeepsmadmind · 1 month ago

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SIDESWIPE 💥💥 DONT U TALK BACK TO UR reluctant MOTHER 😡?!??? EVEN THO HE STARTED IT BY BEING RUDE AS FUCK FOR NO REASON!! YOU HURT HIS HEART!!!

HES SO FUCKING SAD ????

#hot shot: on primus u suck aft LOL do u have something wrong with you? u should rust yourse #sideswipe: shut up >:[ !!#hot shot: :O ??!?!?!?#hot shot : ...🥺#sideswipe: ... im so sorry mom-#hot shot : ........ mean to me.. 😔#mean to his (asshole) mother 💔#in all fairness blurr was a deadbeat dad to sideswipe and hot shot i guess was ovulating that day & couldnt turn off his maternal instincts #so optimus said hey u and blurr gay kiss. that deadbeat dad's baby is now ur new mpreg baby #decepticon wheeljack deadbeat dad blurr and starscream wow hot shot u sure have a weird taste in sires #he likes them fucked up in the head so when he makes them worse he feels more accomplished #love how hot shot tries so hard to be the cool young mom to sideswipe but keeps leaving out the very important variable of his short fuse #hot shot : haha watever lol 😋! im so cool! ull love working with hot shot!#sideswipe : .... who the hell is hot shit #hot shot:#hot shot: GRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGRRRRRRRRGRGGRRGGRRRRRRRR 😡😡😡💥😾😾😾‼️‼️#he went from cool to impudent in like 1 second i love u i love u hot shot my ugly hamster #i need hot shot bumblebee cliff friendship NOW !!!! STOP ‼️‼️ pitting girlbosses against each other #sideswipes celebration is so cute i love his voice. hes kinda like if swindle wasnt a greedy git #sideswipe #hot shot #hotshot #transformers #transformers armada #tf armada #' whos that 😐' '.....iAM- i aM yOu iDiOt 😾😾😾💥💥☹️😣😖😾😾😾‼️‼️‼️'

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dragonslovecoins · 2 months ago

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Wowie, everyone is arguing in my household again! Happy Thanksgiving everyone 😃

#can I have #one day without this bullshit?#like why does ot feel like every major holiday is just arguing #and its either gonna end in awkward silence or my mom screamikg at everyone and being irritable #i didnt even do anything #theyre just snapping at each other 😐😒#how fun

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umemiyan · 2 months ago

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my surgery went really well today but i’ve missed being on tumblr LMFAOO

#rambles.#me and my mom only got 2 hrs of sleep we had to wake up at 6:30 LOL i was the surgeon’s first patient of the day 😭#i miraculously haven’t taken a nap yet tho #also you wouldn’t believe the first thing i thought about immediately when i regained consciousness 😐

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calkale · 8 days ago

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if something good that lasts more than an hour doesnt happen to me soon im gonna commit an act

#thought one of my favourite comedians was coming to canada finally but its not richmond bc its richmond virginia 😐🔫#like the one thing is im going to a hockey game in march but idk if i can hold on that long #and its with my mom and my sister so i might kill myself anyway

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mr-nauseam · 2 months ago

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Random unpopular opinion but I dont see Lucy Gray as someone wanting children at all

#in my very few evil sn*wbaird ideas #its a big why on their drama actually #but idk she give to me the free child girl #I can see from where katniss want it bc shes always “OKAY HAVE MY OWN FAMILY WOULD SLAY but I cant”#but lucy gray?#to me shes not into the idea #thats again miserable worm going delulu #bc c*riolanus def want children #so he was all “wEEE ARE HAVING KIDS IN THE WOODS”#but he never ask her 😭#also dummie shes younger than you #u will need wait SOME YEARS #😐#its why again I believe c*riolanus mom was ridiculous young #bc he really never stop to think SHES 16 YEARS OLD!!!#hes an idiot #a truly humble moment for my queen lucy gray #tbosas #ballad of toxic yaoi

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pallases · 2 months ago

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IM FREEEEEE

#(FROM PROJECTS)#personal #the engineering chronicles #WILL HOPEFULLY NEVER NEED TO SLEEP THREE NIGHTS ON THE FLOOR OF THE ENGINEERING BUILDING AGAIN!!!#one class the final project was to build a karaoke machine which my partner and i had planned on making look like actual speakers and #microphone but we couldn’t find the stuff in time and her mom made a joke abt singing into hairbrushes and we decided to take that and #run lol we used a pink sparkly makeup box to store our circuit and cut out holes for the speakers and decorated it with makeup and put the #hairbrush mics inside and it was very fun actually and our class voted us as one of the groups to go to project day which was pretty cool!!#project day did get canceled bc of. asnow day which was unfortunate especially considering we stayed up until 4am the night before #preparing our documents for it and trying to perfect the karaoke machine when we could have been putting that time toward project number #2 😐 but whatever we still get our extra credit and i can say i qualified for it so im happy enough #then project 2 was for another class but we’re lab partners in both (+ another guy for this project) and it was digital monster pet so we #made a dragon i was mostly on design so i hand CADed the whole thing which was living hell if i never want to lay eyes on solidworks #again but also he came out very cute after MUCH hasle putting him together with all the wires and components bc our wires from the kit are #so bad they’re constantly getting disconnected from each other which we didn’t know would happen bc the labs we usually do we don’t have to #connect them together like that since you’re not routing them thru bodies etc and they’ve worked great until now but anywya.#i did the lcd faces and the light sensor and a couple other things + a lot of the code was copy and paste from past labs and fitting it to #suit the project but for the most part it was a shit ton of hardware on my end while she and the other guy managed the rest of the code #which i really wish i could have been more involved with but oh well. as it is though he’s my baby i birthed him <3 we’re planning on #meeting up over weekends next semester to change some stuff and add other extra features that we missed we got a decent grade 85% but we #all agreed we don’t want to leave him like this we want to add the extra features we had come up with and also i think we should switch out #our motors for servos bc the motors we were required to use #instead suck they’re not strong at all compared to what a servo can do for you. also we want to make it so you can not only pet him which w #already have with light sensors but also wash him with a Hall effect sensor and magnet so like we’d stick the sensor inside and the magnet #inside a little cad brush or sponge is what im envisioning and i have an expression in mind for what we’d do then. also paint him and #redesign the platform he stands on bc it’s rlly cramped and also make a pcb bc we only have him with the microcontroller and breadboards rn #and i might mess with his face piece a bit too im not sure. oh and speakers!!! those were technically a requirement but we didn’t get them #done on time but i want to make him play music sooooo bad so definitely that. anyway want to be more involved in the software when we do #all this. pretty excited actually :]

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guinevereslancelot · 1 month ago

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starting to kind of date someone right before christmas is so stressful fr. do i get him a gift or what we've been on two dates but i'm seeing him tonight n it's christmas eve.....but what if he didn't get me anything then it will be weird.....

#i planned to try to find something small enough that i could easily carry around concealed then take it out if he got something for me #but the thing i got ened up being a bit too big for that lol #im gonna bring a big bag of gifts for all my friends maybe and then it won't be weird idk #by some miracle my mom showed me a bag of emergency gifts for the girlies and i was like cool im taking all of them tonight 😂#which was not what she intended lol #but im gonna do it #if i had time i would have gotten him something different but its good enough #he mentioned a book he hadn't read last night so would have been cool the got him that but its too late its a music hat now #if he even got me anything idk #but he specifically told me he was last minute christmas shopping so idk #i am over analyzing this for sure tho #anyway most unrealistic part of christmas romance movies is they're not anxious wondering whether to gift or not to gift #also im lowkey scared abt new years 😳#not that i wouldn't like to kiss him probably but i already have a hard time looking at him without blushing 😂#so that would make it 10000x worse lmao #also idk if i want to kiss him JUST bc its new years instead of waiting for the right moment to just happen? idk i dont wanna rush things #its not for sure we'll be together at midnight on new years idk what his plans are #but we'll see #anyway things are going well but moving faster than expected 😅#also not 100% sure i'm seeing him tonight and def not tomorrow so that might take the gift pressure off but idk #waiting to hear back abt tonight #😐😐😐#also idk why we waited until we were both on break from work to do stuff bc honestly every time we've met it's been after work hours anyway #however it allows us to stay up later than on work nights which is nice #he didn't leave my house until after 11 last night lol #anyway trying hard not to get swept up in all this while its new but fr im like oh this is what it's supposed to feel like 🥺#never been in love before every relationship i've had was awk and forced was starting to think maybe im just not capable of love #but literally cuddling on the couch watching it's a wonderful life last night i was like hm i'm definitely capable of love actually #not saying im actually there yet but it would be soooo easy to fall for this guy which is p scary actually #esp bc im not sure it would work for other reasons

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naomiknight-17 · 1 month ago

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Just had to pull Tiny Tim away from a Christmas tree I'm working on because he was trying to eat the garland, and he bit the fuck out of my arm

Then I went to move Jill, who had also been after the tree, and I guess she was upset after Tim was screaming and biting me, and when I picked her up, she bit the fuck out of my hand!!!

There's one pretty bad puncture wound from Tim and I washed it as thoroughly as I could and I'm hoping it doesn't swell up or show other signs of infection because I really don't have time to hit a walk-in clinic right now

#to be clear i was NOT handling them roughly #but when Tim does not want to be lifted he REALLY doesn't want to be lifted #i may have been a little rougher trying to pry him off my arm as he continued to bite me tho 😐#he really clings on and bites multiple times and like. why. i had already let go of him and he kept biting #and i had to really peel him off me #jill was much easier to deal with she was just fired up because of tim. the bites from her are just scratches really #they're all gonna sting like a bitch tho T__T #mod post #cats #injury #the cats are all in the hallway until they think about what they did and apologize #... or until i'm done decorating this tree and can put it out of their reach #it's the one for mom's office so they won't have access to it once it's done #it's nature themed and has a feathery garland that tim apparently finds Irresistible

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leolaroot · 2 months ago

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my parents cant make dinner reliably bc my mom broke her rib and my dad never learned the homemaking skills required to feed 3 people every day so they want me to help make food every night but i dont even want to eat with them ESPECIALLY not after cooking. so im just as likely to prepare them supper then walk home and have sleep for dinner bc im exhausted and not in the mood to stick around and eat with them.

#today my mom spent ages making fun of how dirty she thinks my house probably is (shes never been in my house bc i dont allow her in)#and then she fell asleep for the night at three pm after having just read books today.#like. okay yes youre in pain. but do you realize that im trying to keep your household running.#and then you mock me because of your assumption that im not maintaining my own home. man i cook and clean for YOU. consider why i might not #have time for my fucking house at the end of the day.#and like. yup youre right i cant keep my house clean. 😐 i cant keep up. what are you going to do about.it.#not offer any help thats for sure lol

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rosiebundchen · 6 months ago

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at my lw i was so paranoid all the time cuz everyone wants u to gain weight . . like it’s actual hell i wouldn’t even accept water from ppl cuz i kept feeling like they somehow managed to get calories in it to make me gain weight. u can’t accept food from anyone cuz ppl WILL try and sabotage you - adding way more butter and oil or blending up extra food to mix in w it , all to add calories. like once you get low enough you realize rlly no one’s on ur side