#mean to his (asshole) mother 💔

[mrmeepsmadmind]

SIDESWIPE 💥💥 DONT U TALK BACK TO UR reluctant MOTHER 😡?!??? EVEN THO HE STARTED IT BY BEING RUDE AS FUCK FOR NO REASON!! YOU HURT HIS HEART!!!

HES SO FUCKING SAD ????

[love-belle]

i loved you so hard for a time !!!

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or

for when your love is just out of this world. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // daniel ricciardo x fem!reader

prequel - used to love you ⋆·˚ ༘ *

warnings - language

author's note - tagging everyone that asked for part ii @lorarri @mirrorball-6 @willowpains @fluffyspaceprincess @twobluejeans @urmooniee @electrobutterfly @dakotali @ushygushybaby @sinofwriting hope you like this!!! thank you so much for reading, i love you <3

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yourusername here's another song lol

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danielricciardo we're just two people.

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username GOODNIGHT.

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landonorris 👍

-> danielricciardo 🙂

-> username LANDO WHAT DO U KNOW

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username from "i think we'll work bc she's just the better half of me like all of my best parts are of her and she just balances me out and we'll make it till forever, i'm sure of it" to "don't think we're above might happen to us"

-> username shaking in my boots rn

username AHSBDBDNHDBEJSJAJSNDKSN

maxverstappen1 right

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username the grid knows something i SWEAR

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username dad please talk to mom she's in her sad songs era again 🙏🙏🙏

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username y/n and daniel are just being silly! don't worry guys 😂😂😂

-> username riiiiiight it's just a big prank 🤣🤣🤣

username no more daniel saying "my girl" 💔💔💔

-> username NO MORE Y/N SAYING "MY BITCH MY LOVE MY BF MY LOVE"

username shut up everybody they're not allowed to break up ahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

username "this award is for daniel, my forever kinda person, sorry i called u a dumb asshole when we first met. i didn't lie but still, just kidding — not really but thank u for being my muse for the past few years, it's been incredible, an amazing journey, full of love and life, loving u, being loved BY u, so thank u. here's to our forever"

-> username "this win is for y/n, the mean girl i pulled by being even meaner to her. nah, not really she's very sweet, she will call u a dumb bitch though. i love her"

username here's me logging off and going to that river in egypt. take care y'all

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paddock.club break-up confirmed for ricciardo and y/l/n? fans believe that daniel and y/n are over for good as the formula one driver was seen leaving the singer's hometown — without her. rumours have been flying ever seen y/n released two songs and fans reckon they're about daniel and their break-up. the couple dated for more than five years and their supporters are devasted by their potential split. numerous sources have also claimed that the couple "decided that it was for the best" and "they were just at different points of their lives". for more details about the pair, head to our bio and click on the link.

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-> username RIGHT????

-> username they would marry eachother every week if it was possible i can just tell

username y/n did not say "he makes my mind go like 'forever would be pretty cool with u' so obviously, im very lucky to have that kinda love in my life" for y'all to write this

username source???? trust me bro

username just wanna know who the sources are

-> username we'll be nice i swear

username i miss my parents 🫤🫤🫤

username so ur telling me that we may never get daniel at one of y/n's concerts ever again or see her smile at him standing in crowd and point to him while singing the songs she wrote for him???????? alr.

username im RUINED bc of this wtf

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danielricciardo she's not my girlfriend anymore

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-> landonorris fuck you

-> danielricciardo had to keep him out of the country

username OH MY GOD

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lewishamilton the happiest for you both 🤍🤍🤍

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username all the y/n critics so quiet rn cuz girl really had us believing they broke up bc she wrote a sad song

-> username no bc she gagged the haters good

username THE CAPTION THE PHOTOS THE EVERYTHING

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username the sigh of relief that just left my soul

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username daniel saw twitter dragging him and decided to break the internet

-> username bro said let me show u something real quick and i respect him sm for that

-> username i know who my 🐐 is

landonorris happiest for you, mate!!! i better be the best man

-> maxverstappen1 what

-> danielricciardo battle it out idk

username THEIR WEDDING IS GONNA SO W I CAN ALREADY TELL

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yourusername this is a terrible way of telling people we're engaged

-> danielricciardo you wanted to wait till we were married and then post a selfie with the caption "we're married bitches"

-> yourusername still think we should take this down and do that

-> danielricciardo y/n no

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username WE SURVIVED THE GREAT WAR

username this is everything to me

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yourusername i swear i couldn't love you more than i do right now and yet i know i will tomorrow. this love is everything to me, you are everything to me and i know i've said it a hundred times before, but thank you. thank you so much for making me feel like daylight and thank you for being my biggest supporter through everything. i cannot wait to slow dance with you in our kitchen at 4am and do the dishes with you while music plays in the background, i cannot wait to introduce you to people as 'my husband' and i cannot wait to come home to you everyday for the rest of my life. and most of all, i cannot wait to begin this life with you, full of love, happiness, old and new memories, songs and blessings. i love you, forever and then a day after that.

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carmenmmundt love you both so much 🤍 wishing you a lifetime of happiness!!!

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username "i cannot wait to introduce you to people as 'my husband' and i cannot wait to come home to you everyday for the rest of my life" NO ONE'S DOING IT LIKE THEM

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username MOTHER AND FATHER

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-> username nah fr i feel like we watched them grow up

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-> yourusername about that...

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-> danielricciardo and right in front of me.....

username "i swear i couldn't love you more than i do right now and yet i know i will tomorrow" can u hear me crying,

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[twistedastrology]

🌊my take on neptune🌊

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LOOK at that gorgeous fucking planet man-

i wanna start this with a little tiny disclaimer that my take on neptune is very different from the usual and kinda flips a lot of shit on its head so my bad if this makes no sense to u but i wouldn't be uranus ruled if i didnt do shit crazy different would i 💔💔

THAT BEING SAID!!!!!! LETS GET INTO IT BABEY!!!!

let's start with what I'm dismantling-

in modern astrology, neptune is often considered the higher octave of venus and is known as the planet of spirituality or higher love. ive seen a lot of ppl say that neptune is associated with hollywood, which makes no fucking sense to me but whatever yknow to each their own-

neptune is also known as the ruler of pisces, and is exalted in cancer, the sign the moon rules.

I am about to flip a Whole fuckton on its head here so strap in and give me ur brain for a second 💔💔

neptune, the god, is the roman counterpart to poseidon, and poseidon rules over the sea, storms and earthquakes- generally very chaotic stuff-

poseidon's egyptian equivalent would be Seth, or Set. Seth was the god of chaos, storms, earthquakes, generally very chaotic stuff again.

Seth was also a trickster and, in egyptian mythology, overall kind of an asshole (since he literally chopped up Osiris into like a billion pieces and then scattered him across the earth so- idk kind of a dick move ngl)

but that's what he did!! that was his thing!!! he was the god of chaos!!!! gods of chaos are gonna be kinda assholes!!!!

But what does this mean for neptune- well this means that Neptune would be Seth (and neptune is known for it's deceptive qualities)

now keep that in ur brain as i go off on another tangent that will eventually circle back around to this one-

another proposal i have that may be shocking is that to me, Neptune is the one that rules Cancer, and the moon is the one that rules Pisces.

stay with me here hold on hear me out 💔

since ive been quite literally twisting the fuck out of astrology in my head and debunking cancer myth after cancer myth, I've come to find that cancers are a much more volatile sign than we give them credit for- or at least Can be-

they're not crybabies by any sense of the imagination, and like i said in my post abt cancers and rage, they feel anger more heavily than anything. they can also be very chaotic because they're cardinal water (think tsunamis).

now they're not all bad, dont think im tryna paint em as villains dawg i am literally a cancer rising/mars- but they have a distinct dark side to them that is Not to be fucked with.

cancers are often considered the "mothers" of the zodiac, but that has been watered down to "they're good with kids and probably want kids"- when cancers were Initially considered the mothers of the zodiac, they were talking abt cancers are the Guardians of the Zodiac.

not the galaxy-

now i will say, if a cancer has children, they will be VERY protective of them, but not in a helicopter-y way. more like in a "if you say something bad about their children or threaten to harm their children in any way, they will most likely punch you in the face and knock you out."

they wont bitch at you or be polite about it, they will probably break your face- BREAK YOUR FUCKIN FACE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!

now, where do cancers get that rage from? who around here borders on being or Is a god of chaos in the zodiac................. seth.

neptune is a much darker, more volatile planet than we give it credit for, just like cancers can be the same- But at the same time, they can both be very pleasant entities-

cancers can easily be some of the nicest people you've ever met, they're incredibly loyal and would probably go to war for you if you meant a lot to them, and they can be VERY and often times Are creative and artistic in some way.

neptune can be a very rewarding planet to work with, it can be incredibly creative because of the depth it represents, and it can put you and guide you on your path to and through spirituality.

neptune ruling cardinal water makes much more sense in this light than it ruling mutable water in my opinion. a planet as potentially volatile as neptune would NOT be mutable.

all of this also comes partially from my slightly different idea of what higher octaves really are- ive seen people say they're the "large scale influence" planets, but i think they're quite literally just the more powerful versions of the planets they're the higher octaves of (so they can and do affect the large scale, but that's not ALL they are).

so the moon in this case would deal with our conscious emotions, our humanity, that level of stuff- which makes more sense for pisces in my opinion- the moon would be more along the lines of the emotions we Think we should feel (mutable) and therefore do- the moon is how we may have Learned to feel, among many other things.

whereas neptune is our deep, inner self. our subconscious emotions, the feelings that penetrate our very soul. neptune is our shadow self, but it's also our higher self. just as the moon has a dark side, neptune has one too, but neptune's dark side is infinitely more painful.

this role switch also makes much more sense at least in my chart, because when looking at the moon as being my chart ruler, my co-ascendant would be pisces, which never made any sense to me- so i chalked it up to "oh well my moon is 1° pisces so it's basically aquarius i guess" which DID make sense

but my moon is still in pisces. My neptune, however, is firmly in aquarius, which explains perfectly why i feel so much more aquarius coded than anything else.

im also like 99% outer planet ruled, mercury being the only inner planet that dominates my chart- my most active planets are mercury, saturn, uranus, neptune and pluto 😮‍💨

HOWVEVEVR!!!!!!

i wanna say that whenever i switch everything up like this, i still find value in normal astrology and often combine it with my twisted version to get the most accuracy possible- so while my neptune and uranus are in mutual reception (aquarius/pisces) but i believe that neptune rules cancer, i still feel that mutual reception but i also still feel the neptune/cancer influence, especially since my ascendant literally starts in the neptune decan of cancer.

and this makes my chart make a lot more sense in terms of neptune too-

if this makes absolutely no fucking sense at all to you then that's fine!!! this is just my personal view on neptune and i honestly still associate a lot of My View of neptune's traits with the moon, which is why i incorporate a multitude of different perspectives into how i interpret everything and it gives me accurate meanings so i see no problem with it-

once it stops being accurate, then there's a problem, but we're not there yet so it's ok 🙏🙏

ultimately u can kinda just take this as food for thought if nothing else!! and if u read this far into my yapping session, god bless fr 😮‍💨 (i am not religious. HAHAHHAA)

[kijosakka]

TD Alenoah AU, where Noah came from a messed up family like Alejandro did... When Noah was a kid, Noah's parents became divorced and Noah's mother took the sisters, while leaving Noah with his ambitious father (because the mother grew to resent anything male)... Noah's father wanted to take advantage of the fact that Noah was a genius to make Noah a scientist or something and get rich off of him... Noah's father pressured Noah to study hard all the time, to go to a great college and earn the love of his father... The father would sometimes even make Noah stay up late at night studying until Noah knows everything perfectly (which is why present teen Noah gets tired so easily)...

When Noah was finished with elementary school, his Aunt (from his mother's side) and Uncle came to visit Noah and they were horrified at how his father was treating him... Noah's father got thrown in jail and Noah's mother refuses to take care of him, so Noah was taken in by his aunt and uncle; they became Noah's true family... The aunt and uncle were very loving and kind and patient with Noah, which Noah is very grateful for... Noah's little cousins look up to Noah and idolize him, while in return Noah cares about them deeply... His cousins are currently 10 and 12 years old girls; they're chaotic, love sports and love having adventures in nature; Izzy and Eva remind Noah of his dear cousins...

Noah had NEVER told anyone this before, not even Owen, because Noah is ashamed of his past... But Noah eventually decides to tell Alejandro (who he was friends with for a super long time at that point), when Alejandro first told Noah about how horrible his family was... When Alejandro heard what Noah went though, he gave Noah a hug! 💔❤️💖

i do think exploring how noah would not only interact with alejandro in this scenario but how it shapes him outside of his canon characterization could be really interesting here.

because, and please take this with a grain of salt i’ve been patiently waiting to take my ap psych class for months and still haven’t been able to, in-universe at least, noahs general Behaviors are kinda just. there?

granted this is narratively because he’s a comic relief character but my point here is that he’s just kinda an asshole. that’s just how he Is. but here it would make more sense for that to be more of a defense mechanism than a facet of personality — leading into how this hypothetical noah would socialize.

^ sticking in a parallel here to alejandro’s family dynamic (the made-up one. in my head.), there might be a general. lack. of it.

i can imagine what with such a heavy push to focus only on academics, noah ended up missing out on having friends and further than that, potentially believing it as normal for a good while; and while he’d come to learn (pre-td) that wasn’t the case, i’d imagine TD would be the first time that notion is ever confronted head-on.

head-on beyond family, of course, imagining that when everything is said and done and he’s under custody of other family he’s rightfully touchy about the subject and prefers to not confront the issue at all — and of course the potential here for noah to lean hard into academics as a kind of escapism since he really didn’t grow up with much else.

not to say he doesn’t have any growth at all, because i can definitely see burnout hitting noah like a semi around his highschool years (not to mention chronic sleep deprivation and years of ignoring bodily cues).

so say his grades slip, and despite being in a better environment he is still terrified of punishment; he’s, for lack of a better term, really fucking stressed out. and through that, some well meaning family member brings up the idea of total drama (seeing as in-universe it’s implied it was more in-line with a talent show and all the contestants believed it would take place on a 5-star resort), and,, to be honest i can see it as possible that noah would read into it as 'we don't want you here' and accept out of reprimand.

circling back around -- total drama is the first proper thing to confront his lack of socialization; while i am a tragic fan of the 'noah got himself eliminated on purpose' theory, i do think it would make more sense here for him to have genuinely not known. Zero Social Skills.

(^ and is furthermore an example of how his childhood shaped him -- he doesn't think he needs to be good at socializing because he's academically smart and that should be enough. that's always been what he's pushed towards, and the standards are logically lower here -- he'd been taught that's all that mattered and while he's learned since then that is objectively false, this is the first time he's being forced to face it.)

anyway i'd imagine he finds eva, izzy, and owen all easiest to socialize himself with because of all their specific personality traits and how there really are no faux pas he's in fear of making (and ofc the parallels he sees with certain cousins and his friends).

post-tdi but especially post-action i think would be when noah also moves on to confronting those issues with his family specifically (bringing up things like his major stresses with academics), leading to him being pulled out of school entirely and doing self-paced online coursework,,, and of course now giving him time to Get A Job.

world tour,, ngl going full au here i do think it would work better if alejandro and noah left off WT as genuinely just friends -- what with the familial traumas and potentially rather heavy themes, i think it'd work better overall for their dynamic to literally just be friends for a while and have it develop into something more later.

also just as a concept i think it would be funny for alejandro and noah, once learning about each others terrible families and being deeper into the healing process themselves to just make the worst fucking jokes ever. most inopportune. izzy laughs along while eva and owen are quite concerned (sticking alejandro into team escope + owen here btw. put that Guy in That Group)

[maukiki1]

So, for MFB dub or sub? Which do you watch? Just a bit curious.

(Ik this is my art blog but fuck it, block of text jumpscare)

Well with mfb you dont really have a choice unless if you know japanese well enough do you? The sub doesn’t exist besides the first 30 episodes… yet😭 what i guess youre reffering to is the regular ass japanese version😭 i mean if there WAS a sub id naturally watch that of course because im all for sub i dont like dubs but like when you dont have a choice… its the dub😭 i of course watch the japanese version (without sub cauze it doesnt exist) sometimes on certain episodes where im like “i GOTTA see how this was in the original) . also the dub isnt bad by any means LMFAO people shit on it but like? Im sorry the joke delivery is a thousand times funnier LMFAO theres just so much like random ass funny shit they say that you know wasnt there in the original version?? Like i just know😭😭i dont know japanese well enough to understand it fully but like theres certain jokes in there that were just added with the dub and you know it.

Fusion ryūga is funny as FUCK. Like one of the major reasons why i dont hate his ass is because Hes literally so fucking funny wdym your father couldnt cut it. I feel like the va started taking him more seriously towards masters LMFAO and from what ive heard from japenese ryūga he has the same seriousness throughout. Tetsuya is also funny in both in both versions…jumbo crab…….crabba whaaaat⁉️⁉️ plus coach steel plus masamunee😭😭😭 Daxiang’s voice difference is also so funny theres something so funny abt his. English dub like. He sounds like hes trying too hard like 99% of the time but hes also silly. He sounds like an angry mother grounding his son when talking to Chao xin in that one episode😭😭 If that makes sense idk i fucking love daxiang… i compared the a scene once where hes like kinda shouting? Screaming? While fighting Julian and Japense va sounds so serious while the eng. the😭the english version😭😭hoAAAAAAAAA😭😭😭HE SOUNDS SO FUNNY HES SO STUPID💔💔💔

one voice i dont like from the japenese version is🤔julian…. Idk what it is but…i dont like it😭😔 a one i dont like from the ENGLISH dub is uh😭im sorry guys but king’s english voice irritates me I KNOW GINGA IS RIGHT THERE BUT THERES SOMETHING ABOUT IT….it just… idk its just irritating 😭😭😭Kyouya is also funny as SHIT in English fuckin. Alpha male wolf no one understands me i feel it deep within its just beneath the skin i must confess that i feel like a monster ass……but his japenese voice??? He sounds like a grown ass man….???? I know teenagers can sound like a grown ass man n have deep voices n shii but like that shit caught be off guard when i first heard it……… damians voice is sooooooo cute in the japenese version it makes me sadd😢 also aint his japanese va romi park🤔that woman who has voiced like every anime character ever LOL including lui from beyblade burst….his cute voice though like😭hes like supposed to be this fuckin. Evil Antagonist n shit and how am i supposed to be intimidated or take him seriously to any level when he sounds like… just a little guy….

I also prefer ziggurat’s english voice over the japenese tbh idk he sounds more evil i think it fits him more😔i dont hate ginga’s english voice (even though my friends say its so irritating they cant bear to listen to it for more than a second lmfao) i prefer the japense version over it yeah…..daidouji is also funny as shitballs omg..he needa stfu but also dont because youre ridiculous yknow. ?

(Talking abt damian again) I mean he is a little guy but his english va sounded so much more like the fucking asshole he was LMFAO…. Also ig his english voice would make more sense hes american idk🤔i dont hate his japanese voice by any means its so cute i love it sm but i just cant take it srsly😭😭😭ive heard fury in japanese the least but one time i specifically watched an episode where almost everyone was there so that i could see how their voices sounded like in the original and?? None of them stood out to me idk😭(well thats fury characters for ya LMFAOO)like they weren’t memorable to me im not saying theyre bad💥💥💥💥english though😭

Theres a way that. Dynamis sounds in the english version thats like. He. Sounds like kinda like a robot like a guy with no inside voice its kinda funny. The robot thing might be bcs hes constantly spewing out exposition and being a plot device but still its like the way he tones his voice sounds like its his first time talking ever ITS NOT BAD ITS FUNNY😭😭maybe it makes sense cauze that mofo lives in that isolated temple or whateva. Also credit to the english ver. Of the scene where Aguma and Kyouya were battling and the argument was literally fucking “youre not a lion youre a house cat in the backyard” (great thing to say when youre on johnnes’s side aguma😬) “GRR what did you just call me” THIS IS A MIDDLE ARGUMENT. THEYRE TALKING LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS ROLEPLAYING IN THE SCHOOLS GARDEN. WHAT IS THIS😭😭its funny i hate them both i hope they die (affectionate)

So uhh which do i prefer? I like both but English dub is more entertaining imo and also i have to watch that one most of the time bcs i literally have no other choice if i wanna understand what theyre saying

[brunhielda]

Because apparently this account is now for random movie rambles as I rewatch films for the 100th time-

A watch through of Princess and the Frog:

Anyone else think it is hella suspicious that someone wanted that sugar mill only after she wanted to buy it?

- After the movie was done, it was explained to me by friends that this is a common scam to squeeze more money, especially targeted against POC potential buyers. No one else was bidding, they just wanted more money. My child brain just didn’t fit that together the first couple watch throughs- I mean, they clearly still had it for sale a long time later in order to be threatened at the end of the film… assholes.

Gathering a group of travelers by appealing to thier dreams is a very American story, Ala Wizard of Oz- the idea of the individual goals. This is Naveen, Tiana, and Louis. But then comes Ray, who is just trying to be helpful. That feels more old world, and he leads them to the old world magic- the woman of power in the wilderness. :)

Lawrence was frightened by the idea of a controlling wife, while Naveen was impressed with a well thrown book, and Tiana had dreams that included showing all the boys how it’s done. And her friend is very commandeering, and the object of all the men. There’s a theme of strong women and respect for them here- which makes sense. 1920s fairytales are just out of the Victorian era and the invention of the fairy godmother. And here comes Mama Odie. She even has the mother title.

Naveen and Tiana are so perfect for eachother. Beyond him being ok with her ambition and hustle, she needs his people skills for her resteraunt- you need a front man 😁

First time I can think of in a Disney film that an outside perspective for love song had thier own love to sing about 💘

Every good char in this movie is immediately willing to help someone out, even when- especially when- it inconveniences them. That is how you let your characters be very strong characters, even occasionally overwhelming other characters, and still be good people and likeable. This is how we bond with Lotti, and then Naveen, despite them having domineering personalities.

The way Naveen admires things about Tiana even before he likes her- then when he loves her, the way his face lights up as he watches her.

The wishing star has a name now 🥰✨ Evangeline

Anyone else think froggy Naveen is based a little on John Bob from Swan Princess? Those leg spots look familiar is all I am saying.

Never has good foley hurt so badly as that tiny crunch. 💔🪳

Most important line- “He didn’t get what he wanted, but he had what he needed” was given to her by her mother, who also introduced her to the upper class of town. He mother was so important to this story.

The marrying of Lotty is very “old chivalry” anything for my lady, while the tale itself is very peasant tale of pulling together to get through. As many American tales do, you gotta get ALL the tropes in there. 🪄

Ray is such a well designed character. He is wise, and has common sense, and allies and skills, and LIGHT to oppose the shadows- and they balance it by making him small and fragile. Is… is he the wizard of the party? Not nessisarily in the DND way that is very academically type, but in the LOTR classic fantasy way, that makes one member of the group to be the big support to everyone else, but can also be fridged when needed. 😅🥲 Brings wisdom and all else you need but destined to go out ina blaze of glory???

Happy that his parents seemed to be- “finally someone took him in hand” and could care less about her social position.

First time this white girl heard Neo was sitting through the credits of this film in the theaters. Still love his music. 🎶

[magic-multicolored-miracle]

The Witcher S3 Ep 3: Reunion AKA 🎵Everyyyyybody Huuuuuurts🎵

I think the metaphor might be getting away from you a bit

I really like her outfit. It is my kind of look

I love that Jaskier calls him "Firefingers." It's very in line with Yen's (and my) "Firefucker." And asshole doesn't deserve a name.

Sorry did you say "a friend of your mother's"?!

Aww, the adorant whisper. Because it's once again proved that Geralt is a big old softie.

Wait, that's news? I assumed she had been for a while (tbh I thought the ditching Geralt was to protect him from something or someone that was going to kill her)

So someone else did exactly what the two information brokers said Geralt should, with added mind altering...was the suggestion meant to be a tip off, since they knew he wouldn't take it in the first place?

I really like Philippa's outfit for this meeting, and the fact that it is very clearly Not Matching the general Redanian aesthetic. The costume department this season is really Killing It. (Interestingly, it is matching, or at least similar to Jaskier's...)

He does seem stressed. His poor head is going to explode. I wonder whose fault that is?

Radovid, baby, that's not a very good attempt at hiding.

Oh it was on purpose for The Drama™ I love that

This is quite the Reason You Suck speech, Yennefer. Are you actually trying to get back into the Brotherhood's, or Tissaia's good graces at all? Part of me hopes not, honestly

Oh 💔 I mean, we knew that. But the look on Yen's face hearing it out loud...

Fabio, you're there to chaperone a teenage girl at a market, not barker like a hotdog on a street corner 🙄

How did that secret get out? Was it Yennefer? I bet it was Yennefer

I like that the captions specify it's to the tune of The Wild Rover. Otherwise I'd have heard it and gone nuts. (That song was the bane of my existence last fall.)

Istredd, my friend. You're looking Rough. But it...kinda works for you?

That's. Not ideal...

Poor General Kicked-Puppy, I'm glad he gets an invite home, even though home is not a good place...

"Prove it" doesn't sound good. There's an implied threat in "prove it"

Always with the leaning, Jaskier (and with the unbuttoned vest, it's peak casual yet slutty or maybe that's just the bard wearing it)

He's not wrong but also I hate him for saying it. I don't like that.

I think this might be the longest and most frank conversation these two have ever had. 10/10 relationship growth

Well shit. Stregobitch? Or Vilgefortz?

Uh. What?

Double "well shit". Or hopefully just almost. But I have a bad feeling about Anika's fate...

I love Ciri just strolling in behind the barker's back without paying or being challenged

Who are these two? They feel important

Go Fabio!

Can we form a secondary party of these youngins? I think I like them. And maybe recruit Dara back, eventually. (That would basically just be your average D&D party but that's not a negative)

Dammit Sabrina. Why are you a bitch? Didn't Yennefer almost die saving your fucking life from Nilfgaard?

My babies! Stop hurting each other! You both need hugs, stat!

Oh look, and now Geralt's hurting too.

Oh shit. I didn't expect the Queen to die. That's a ballsy move Philippa. But a solid way to make sure your king doesn't ever trust Nilfgaard, if it works.

Was Dijkstra in on it though? I'm not sure...

Radovid. Do NOT call a sneaky murdering bastard out on being a sneaky murdering bastard WHILE YOU ARE ALONE IN A ROOM WITH HIM! I swear to god, if you get yourself killed...(I know it doesn't happen yet, but that doesn't mean it won't later)

I don't like that almost-smile from Firefucker. Whatever his demand is, it isn't going to be fun...

Good to see Francesca getting back to her roots (and doting husband Filavandrel is pretty nice) but I have the uncomfortable feeling she'll get her wish...

You seem on edge Cahir. What are you about to do?

Well, rip. I was just starting to like that guy. But why?

Running away, completely alone. Seems like a bad plan even for Ciri, so I'm going to guess this is a dream...

Eredin? Why do I know that name? [Oh, cus I actually watched Blood Origin. I didn't think I retained anyone's name, but I guess I did]

Is Ciri's appearance and her being "death itself" a play on the whole "death came riding on a pale horse" or whatever it is? Or coincidence?

[rcsplendent]

for muses of your choice ! <3 🤡💋🥵⚖️💔✈️🦁🩰🚨😈🚫

answers under the cut bc i'm insufferable & added gifs to every single one. also i used a randomizer to pick who got each prompt so this was xtra chaotic !

🤡 ... a time where they felt guilt / embarrassment.

𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐊𝐒𝐄𝐈 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐕 :  " guilt ? ... "  ( he's silent for a while, thinking. )   " i'm not sure. i — well. what i mean by that is there are too many to choose from. but, erm ... i suppose the first one that comes to mind is ... when i was a child, i used to pretend to be sick to get out of lessons. and, um. one day, i pretended to be ill so i would not have to do my mathematics lesson that day. but that meant my father was unoccupied for the morning, & so he made viktor do extra training. i ... think viktor must have trained for eighteen hours that day. and i wanted so badly to tell the truth so viktor could rest. but ... i knew the consequences for lying would be ... disastrous. so i never confessed. i think viktor collapsed from exhaustion. i felt awful. i still do. "

💋 ... their first ( or simply a very special ) kiss.

𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐆𝐎 𝐃𝐄 𝐋𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀 :  " it's a funny story, actually ! i was sixteen, maybe. i spent most of my time at sea, but i had stayed home one summer to help my father with a construction project. he was building an orphanage. and there was this girl, angelica — her mother was supposed to run the orphanage, so she was helping out, taking care of the kids while it was being built. but she kept feeding these damn cats all around the build site. it drove me insane — we were already behind schedule, and the cats were really throwing a wrench in things. so i confronted her, you know — told her to cut it out or find somewhere else to take the strays. she called me a selfish pendejo & got up in my face. we were bickering, you know, going back & forth, and suddenly she just ... grabbed my face & planted one on me ! i was so shocked i didn't even react. she ran off & i went on with my day, & she avoided me for the rest of the summer. we didn't talk about it until we were older — she doesn't know why she did it, either. she's got a wife & four beautiful kids, now. good friend of mine. "

🥵 ... a sexual experience.

𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐆𝐍𝐄𝐑 :  " i - i've never done anything like that. or, well ... "   ( he glances off to the side, thinking, before shaking his head quickly, his face bright red. )    " nevermind. that's all. "

⚖️ ... a time where they judged another person ( correctly or incorrectly ).

𝐘𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈 𝐘𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐎 :  " the only time i ever make incorrect judgments is when i overestimate my opponents. i've got to stop doing that, honestly. i'm too kind. "

💔 ... a time where they experienced heartbreak.

𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐍 :  " oh, well ... there was this girl, last summer. we were exchanging letters back & forth. i was always so excited to read hers, & she always wrote back so quickly, so i thought we were ... i don't know, honestly, what i was thinking. she stopped replying after a few months, & then i found out she'd gone & gotten married. she'd been betrothed the whole time. "  ( he smiles, albeit a bit sadly. )   " not a big deal. "

✈️ ... a time where they traveled to a foreign place.

𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐑 :  " well, after i got booted from boarding school — unjustly, might i add — i went to france for a bit to study. some little all-boys school down in nice. lovely city, right on the water. the people there were kinder than the fucking assholes i was at school with in england. i spent most of my nights sneaking out to go to the beach — don't tell rhysand i said that. "

🦁 ... a time where they felt truly proud of themselves.

𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎 𝐏𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐈 :  " i went out with a hunting party a couple of weeks ago & took down this absolute beast of a stag with one arrow. kept the hide, but i had my men deliver the rest to a butcher in a village nearby. had it been smaller i might've had it preserved, but with this one ... it would've been a waste of resources. & god knows i'm not hurting for food. it's only right. "

🩰 ... a hobby / passion.

𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐎 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐕𝐀 :  " well, i haven't got a lot of time for hobbies ... but when i do have a rare evening to myself, i quite like making things. leatherwork, metalsmithing, woodworking. sometimes, when i'm on patrol, i'll pick up a branch if i see one that looks like it's got something interesting going on under the bark. that's not always the case, but sometimes i get a real gem of a thing, sturdy & strong. i'll whittle them into walking sticks or staffs, or i'll cut it into pieces and use the wood for knife handles. i make the blades, too. the general before me insisted i learn how to make the weapons i use to be able to fully appreciate them. he was right — i've taught theo the same thing. i've got a few blades i'm quite proud of. i don't use them in battle. couldn't bear to lose them. "

🚨 ... a time they got in big trouble.

𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐀 𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐍 :  " yeah, yeah. everybody always wants to know about the times i've gotten caught. hate to break it to you, but it's all confidential information & i am not legally allowed to share. "  ( he rolls his eyes. )  " it's always because some fucking snitch got caught & squeaked because they thought it'd make them go easy. it never fucking works. "

😈 ... a time where they did something devious.

𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄��𝐋𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 :  ( he smiles coyly. )  " i am a god-fearing man who's never done anything devious in his life. have some faith in me. "

🚫 ... a time where they experienced rejection.

𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐐𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐑 :   " i cannot think of a single time anybody has ever dared to tell me no. except my wife, perhaps. "

[boyakishan]

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<3

[incoherentsobbing]

Affection Ft. first year babies and Kyōki, my twst oc

This has been plaguing my mind for a while, so have this

Ace Trappola: He’s their little bitch boy

What gets him the kithies?

He himself is pretty physically affectionate, so it works out quite well with the two

Drapes himself over their back when they’re counting how much they earned this week, lays his head on their laps, hangs off their side

Yeah he’s like a kitten that simply won’t let you go, the asshole

It was glaringly obvious that Ace liked to be showered in love, so they did what any mother would do and absolutely smothered him in it

Hugs? Head pats? Getting his cheeks pinched? The worst baby names to ever exist????

Trust, they’ve got it all down

Calls him by their chosen name of Cenuora (means carrot, very affectionate)

He bites.

No, I will not be giving further comments on that.

He struggles a lot in school and getting passing grades, but he does try his best

And they know just how much effort he’s been putting in to get a good mark on his upcoming exam

Their study sessions are… something, that’s for sure :)

So when he came up to them with a hesitation he’s only shown on occasion, slowly handing them his paper with an 85% slapped on it (the highest he’s gotten so far)

They’re overjoyed

They take his face in their hands and give him little bunny kisses

You know that thing where you rub someone’s nose with yours??? That

Picking him up and spinning him around, they’re showering him with praises and forehead kisses too

“I knew you could do it! Awe look at my baby, growing up so quick~!”

He’s flustered, a pinkish glow on his cheeks, and a huge grin on his face as he hugged them back

He’s certainly gonna keep this up, and that’s a promise

Sometimes he doesn’t want any sort of touch, but wants to be near them, and they completely get it

They sit by him and read, while he stares off to space, revelling in how. Comfortable. This whole thing was

Deuce Spade: Resident mamas boy

Does he get kithies?

Sweet baby that has done no harm

Yes, he beat those students that were harassing him outside barely an hour ago, but that’s not the point here

One of the very first receivers of the mother’s affection (cuz he’s a good boy, obv)

He gets more kisses than Ace

He low-key brags about it to the other first years

Like look at him, he gets all giddy when they give him little pecks on his head, there’s no way he doesn’t sit there with THE brightest smile for DAYS

He’s usually there when they get back from work, so he gets dibs to sleep on the couch with them

They’re knocked tf out and he’s having the best time of his life

Grim is obviously gonna kick him in the face but that’s not the main focus

They’re. Large. To say the least. (Taller than Mal if you don’t count his horns)

So he feels a sense of security and overall comfort just being in their arms

He’s a sleep cuddler, ends up with his limbs tangled with theirs

As long as he doesn’t touch their hair in their sleep then they’re not complaining

He gets a lot of comfort kisses, in a way

Like he’s upset about not being a “good honour student” and they smack him upside the head and crush him in a hug

They’re not one for words, so he gets his face and head littered with kisses and his tears gently wiped away

And he’s staying in their embrace for who knows how long till he’s calmed down and ready to talk or just chill, it’s fully up to him what he wants

And if he ever needs help deciding? He’s got a “fuck it” kinda person right there to pick him up (literally) and drag him to their garage to take a ride around town on their bike (I forgot what motorcycles are in twst 💔)

Extra note that I deem important: They always style his hair when they get the chance. He’s got long hair, why wouldn’t they take the chance to play with it?

Jack Howl: Big boy, loveable boy, baby boy, fuckin’ simp

Ofc he gets kithies

Honestly, he took one look at them in the halls and determined that “oh yeah that’s my mom now.” And has been referring to them as such

Like bro showed up one night for dinner and they simply did not question it

How he got in, we’ll never fucking know

Earned the tittle good boy and he will never not smile like a baby each time they call him that

“Hm? Oh, there’s my good boy!”

Bro practically lives for that

Can and will throw hands if anyone says anything bad about them

Includes that crusty Housewarden of his :)

I do not like that smelly man.

Moving on.

He loves it when they clean his hair/fur, believe it or not

Will plonk himself down in-front of them with a brush in hand and stare at them with big hopeful puppy eyes till they drop whatever they’re doing to tend to his hair

Changes into his wolf form and all that just to jump on them when they’re sleeping

He does that in his beastman form too, just saying

He also likes putting his face in their hands

It just fits

Will sob if they scratch behind his hair

Has a habit of having his tail on them anytime he’s around

It’s just there

On their leg, arm, torso, anywhere

They don’t question that either

Him, Grim, and Sebek have arguments on who they should smell like for the day and they just

🙆🏾‍♀️ “chai what are there kids talking about” and leave

Has he gotten yelled at before? Yep.

Look. He’s cute nd all, but he walked into the house all muddy and they nearly died

He was just having fun, yes, but the damn rug they wrestled both Vil and Jade for???

He was not allowed in their home for a week.

Needless to say, he was devastated

Leona in all his stinky crusty glory had to drag a very sad Jack over to their dorm personally and ask what was going on and why his underclassman was at the dorm more often and crying now

Jack (and the rest of the first years) get a stern lecture on why the hell they shouldn’t step in their damn house with damned dirty selves and mess up the rug they ran two grown men’s fades for

Everyone gets a flick on the head after

And he’s been the cleanest mf since then

Not a speck of dust on his ass

Honestly kinda scary 💀

They’re kinda surprised but they give him his usual scratches behind the ear as usual

An extra kiss on the forehead if they’re tired and see the house fucking SHINING cuz Jack was there cleaning all day

Epel Felmier: The other bitch boy, just a tad bit more feral

Would he accept the kithies?

They’re both fuckin’ crazy.

Their his enabler, and he goes crazy

These two are a match made in hell for everyone but them

Vil cries himself to sleep every night knowing that Epel takes more lessons from them than his own Housewarden

Suck on my big fat man tiddies, Vil whatever your last name is

Epel loves when they do things together

Weather it be a walk or baking pie, he’s always down for some quality time

They’ve both got accents so it’s pretty comfy for them to just. Whip it out and fully understand what the other is saying despite how different they sound (Epel with his whole Yee-haw and Kyōki with their African mother talk)

He sees them as a role model

Like. They’re comfortable in their own skin, something he’s striving to achieve

And they’re more than happy to help

He likes going shopping with them as long as no one else joins in

Likes it when they carry him, and he’s gotten better at showing when he would like to be lifted from the floor and into their arms

He lowkey didn’t expect them to be anything more than some dude but ohohooo when they socked Vil out of his overblot? Views automatically changed

Will die if they feed him

He just likes little things, subtle ways of showing they care

And Kyō knows just how to handle situations like those

He also likes holding hands, surprisingly

If their hands aren’t occupied by either Grim or Ortho he’s sneaking in and grabbing them himself

Maybe it’s because of how big they are, or because of how unnaturally cold their hands are, ur he felt secure

Like no one could stop all this newfound happiness

Yknow the whole repunzel thing where she lets her hair down? Yeah these two parody it each time he has an etiquette lesson

He calls for his knight in shining armour and they stumble out the bushes with a dumb smile and use the worst voice acting possible to “persuade” him into taking a leap of faith out the window

They always catch him

Sebek Zigvolt: The family dog

Honestly, why does this mf get kithies?

Bro tried to yell at them first meeting

They gave him one look and this man shut down 💀

He's been following them ever since, thinks it's some sorta magic

They can't use magic.

There wasn't much warming up, he just kinda followed around and was like "oh wow this mf strong, better suck up to 'em"

Y'know, like how he did to Mal and Lilia

Look me in the eyes and tell me that's not how they met. You can't.

Say's THE weirdest shit. Ever.

I will not be listing examples.

Mix old ways of speaking with chronically online shit and add "Waka-sama" to it somewhere and I'm pretty sure you'll get it

At some point he just kinda. Started praising them the way he does to Mal

"MY KYŌKI IS THE SLAYEST"

blah blah blah, you get the picture

They're too tired to question it

He also bites.

Specifically their jaw and shoulder

How does this mf even GET there???

Guess we'll never know

He DEMANDS to be pet, and sometimes just takes their hand and puts it on his head

Needy lil bitch

I don't hate him, I swear

Sometimes he's a lil cute tho

Y'know when he's a little flustered and isn't his usual loud self?

That pretty much only happens if they give him a kiss on the nose

Or side-eye him, it works too

The former lasts longer, though

So when he's yelling a lil TOO much, they just pull him and give him a lil peck on the nose

And return to what they were doing previously because he's gonna be stunned for at least two hours :D

He probably starts being annoying on purpose 💀

Ortho Shroud: Little war criminal, baby <\3

ALL THE KITHIES IN THE WORLD

They love their robo son

Idia who? Nee-chan who?????

No that's his mom and mafia boss right there

Fuck his stinky, cheesy balled brother

I don't hate Idia either

They carry him a lot, despite him not needing to be lifted

Hugs hugs hugs

They found a way to style his hair and that's that

Very loveable omg

They're really calm with Him and Grim

Blatant Favoritism

What's there not to love about him???

He's a walking killing machine filled teddy bear of a child!

He enjoys turning his jets off and laying on them during the more quiet days

They deff commit arson

Idia cries himself to sleep every night knowing he's gotta bail his brother out of jail one day

Not really, these two have a streak of just not getting caught

Let's hope it lasts :)

He lovesss getting dolled up, so he raids their closet every now and then

Always with the tutu's

Can and will bust a bank with the prettiest pink dress on

I think their influence is a lil too strong

Grim: Best boy in the whole world, baby <\3

Kithies for DAYSSS

Baby.

Absolutely and completely

That's their first son

The first one they met before going on the carriage

Their one and only monster that shares his weird ass rocks with them to eat

He get's all their affection, hands down

Belly rubs, kisses, cuddles, anything, you name it

Get's so offended when they don't give him a hug

Like tf are you doing???

The one time they got too tired to pick him up when they got home, he cried and packed his little cartoon stick and handkerchief of a Tuna can and sadly walked out the house cuz he thought they disowned him

Abandonment issues go hard

Is ALWAYS on them

As long as they aren't at work, he's stuck on them like glue

In their hair, on their face, in their clothes, literally everywhere

They always have a little piece of grim in their braids and they don't know of they can even be mad

They're so gentle with him

He tried to bite their fingers off when they had to brush his teeth for the first time and they simply stared at him and left the bathroom

He came crying like those sad little babies

"D-do you not want me?"

NOOO BABY NOOOOO

HUUUUUUUGE soft spot for him

He bathes with them every once in a while, gotta not smell like shit somehow

He get's dressed up too (he loves it but still bitches about it)

Him and Ortho know they're the favourites and get away with so much shit

Extra note, Grim is about the length of their arm when he stands

Yes, Kyōki's massive

196.69 and quite muscular

Do with that information as you will

[highlifeboat]

I don't have all of those emojis on my phone, so... all of them. Whoever you want lmao

Y'know what, I'mma give my boy Salvatore Moreau some love. Cause I don't talk about him a lot but he's one of my top 5 characters.

🏳️‍🌈lgbt+ headcanon

Straight cis man, but definitely asexual. Very supportive of his siblings/nieces in general.

💌fluffy headcanon

Moreau loves all of his family members, and tries really hard to find stuff to give them as gifts. Unfortunately, Daniela is really the only one who will keep anything he gives.

💔angsty headcanon

Miranda hates Moreau specifically because he was such a massive failure of an experiment. He tries so hard to do right and impress her, he literally created the Lycans as a way to get praise, but everytime she looks at him she’s reminded that he’s probably the worst thing to come out of her lab and she cannot physically bring herself to recognize his accomplishments

As hard as he might try, and as much as he might love and adore his “mother”, he’s never going to impress her or earn that praise that Heisenberg or Alcina get. Whether he knows that or not isn’t stopping him from trying, though. 

🧸 hurt/comfort headcanon

He’s painfully lonely. Like, to a point any kind of physical touch would probably put him to tears. But his movies make him feel a little less alone. It’s the main reason he likes RomComs.  He enjoys the feel-goodness of a movie. It makes him feel less alone.

Even if he is just sitting in some dreary room by himself with a wheel of cheese(?). He’s content.

🪀silly headcanon

Boy talks to fish. I don’t think they ever talk back to him (because they can’t) but he makes up conversations with them and other wildlife in the reservoir. (He then sometimes eats them but we won’t talk about that)

💤sleep headcanon

I’m pretty sure it was an anon that mentioned this a while ago, but when Moreau snores he croaks like a frog. Which is adorable, but incredibly annoying for anyone who has to sleep next to/around him.

✨a ship i like with this character

Do… Do people actually ship Moreau with anyone? I don’t think I know any ships with him tbh.

🔪a ship i Don't like with this character

I mean… the pseudo incest ships, if he’s even part of those.

🎃something i think they're afraid of

Dolls. Like, Moreau loves Donna as his baby sister and everything, but can’t stand her dolls. He’s mildly okay with Angie (Even though she yells at him all the time), but that's mostly because he literally has to tolerate her if he wants to speak with Donna.

📦overall feelings about them

I love Moreau a lot and I want to be his friend so badly. Like I would suffer through romcoms for this man. I don't know why. He just seems kinda sad and lonely.

📢favorite thing about them in canon

I love his mutated design. I know he’s a gross fish monster, and his thing is just Alcina’s dragon with extra back eyeballs, but goddamn it’s a great design for him imo. Though I don’t get the random tentacles.

🧨least favorite thing about them in canon

I don’t think there’s anything I really dislike about him, honestly. Except the random vomiting on everything I guess. And his lack of screen time.

💬favorite line they've said

"I'll make you proud, Mother. Watch me!" (Or literally any line that highlights his mommy issues. Which is most of them)

🔔unpopular opinion

The Moreau fight felt very unnecessary and Ethan’s an asshole for causing it. If it was a case of “He cut you off after you tried sneaking away with the flask” I might feel a little different, but Ethan literally grabbed the flask and WAITED to taunt Moreau. Just take the flask and go, my dude, what the fuck are you doing taunting this poor guy? Like I get they took his daughter and Capcom needed all the Lord’s dead for reasons but like… come on. (Donna’s death is also in this boat.)

🔊a song that reminds me of them

Fish In a Birdcage (by Fish in a Birdcage) feels like a very Moreau song.

📝misc thoughts/headcanons (you can specify something not on this list or i can say whatever comes to mind first!)

Moreau deserves more love, honestly. I understand he isn’t an attractive dude or has as much character development as Heisenberg, but he seems like he’d be a nice guy to hang out with. And Ethan just kinda bullies him which doesn’t feel fair.

[memory-echo]

Fractured Memories 5

- Yeah, you love him so much you wanted to abort him! 😡😡🤬🤬🤬

- A few minutes of 'baby talk' does not constitute good parenting and, of course it doesn't ameliorate her loneliness; she is an empty shell of a MONSTER!

- What does this even mean?! This panel raises my suspicion that there's a part of the story that Seiko is keeping from us; like sibling rivalry, perhaps. It just makes no sense that her mother hates her daughter, it makes even less sense that she hates her for no damn good reason. 🤔 🤨

- We've seen this image before... Strangely enough, it didn't make it to the final printed version... It’s just in the magazine. I wonder if this image will make it to the volume...  🤔

- Well, geez, if that's the case, then I see another aunt that failed to protect her nephew while he was being abused by his mother. I guess Shūzō Oshimi just doesn't believe in the existence of an afterlife and benevolent ghosts.

- if you're so wise as you appear to be, why didn't you tell your brother about what type of woman he had married? Why didn't you protect your nephew from that monster of a mother of his? You 🤬🤬🤬 asshole!

- There's no one to save this poor kid from the hell that's about to swallow him whole... 😱 😢 😭 💔

[aquagustd]

I believe that JK has changed. He loves Junho for sure, and he loves OC. At least as the mother of his child, it’s 100000%. He is a provider. Maybe not romantic but I think it’s ok for a man. His love language is gifts and sex. Like.. sex ain’t smth bad. + he couldn’t express more intimate type of love language bc OC wouldn’t accept it for now, and it would be humiliating for him, so he made stupid lustful moves.

He has hardships with expressing feelings due to his background. And he acted assholic bc who the f would like to admit like “oh yeah, sorry, I still love you though I fucked up, and you found another man.” It’s not ok but I feel him, and he works things out. Voice messages for Junho are like🥺💔

Taehyung is ok... like... OK. He seems to be loving, but Tae ain’t touching me cuz he seems to be too perfect. Like he all this saint in this story (I mean, compared to JK).

JK’s has more character development potential, Tae doesn’t, he’s like already perfect, thats why I’m standing for JKxOC. Y’all may hate me.

[plus I want Junho w his daddy]

jungkook changed & he loves junho. i totally get your theories but that’s all im gonna agree with here.

[mouthfulloftoothpasterry]

Ummm you can explore those 70s harry thoughts if you want

But how's your Sunday going so far??

- 🍓

Hiii! My Sunday is going pretty well. I don’t have any plans today so I’m just gonna chill 😩 it’s the first weekend in forever that I haven’t had any plans so it’s kinda weird wbu??

But ugh I always have 70’s harry thoughts 😢

And don’t say that bc you know I will ramble on forever and ever and ever and ever

But like we were talking about last night

Since he’s shirtless 24/7 I feel like he’s always trying to get y/n to take off her shirt too

He’s like “it’s so freeing, and it’s hot in the house 😒 c’mon, just slip your shirt off”

And it was the 70’s so they never wore bras

Let’s say harry is slipping nip and trying to get some nip slipped

And we’ve talked about how he’s such an asshole

Well I feel like he’s also so sensitive

Like he’s such a cry baby

Anytime y/n even ignores him he’s instantly so upset like “why won’t you talk to me, firefly? You know I love you so much just look at me. I wanna see your pretty eyes, please.💔”

And it’s been like five minutes bc she’s trying to do soemthing so she’s like “are you in tears over me not talking for five minutes? I’m doing the dishes 😒 go check on the kids”

But he also refuses to admit that he’s ever cried before

“What about the twins birth?”

“If I was crying- which I wasn’t- it was because the kids were going to ruin my sex life”

“You almost cried last week because you said I didn’t care about your feelings when I read the next chapter of our book”

“Almost, key word, almost! That means I didn’t, firefly.”

But when he’s grumpy he’s such a grump

Like if he doesn’t get a good nights sleep he’s going to wake up so grouchy and y/n could try to fix it 1000 times and he just continues to sit there with the grumpiest look on his face while he reads the paper and eats breakfast

And if she asks what’s wrong he’s like “😒 get out, you know what’s wrong.” And he just walks around the rest of the day with a dirty look on his face and complains anytime he has to get up from the couch

And his personality completely changes when he’s around his family

Like if they have to go to some family reunion of his he has a different personality for each part of his family

His cousins, he’s the life of the party, always joking

His grandparents and mother, he can do no wrong and just the most angelic little thing

His nosy aunts and uncles, he’s a sarcastic shit head who obviously doesn’t want to talk

And sadly, y/n gets his real personality which is all of those wrapped up into one

But I think he’s mainly very sweet

And very horny but we already know that

And since she works at a school they have off weeks at a time for holidays and stuff, so when Harry is his busiest in the flower shop during the holidays he just sits on the phone with her all day.

“I don’t want to be here I hate my new employee he said his favors flower is red roses and he doesn’t like tulips. What a fucking idiot. Who doesn’t like tulips? I think I’m going to fire him.” meanwhile his new employee is right next to him like 🧍🏻‍♂️

And I feel like he’s actually the cook in the house

Like y/n cooks too but they kind of rely on harry for meals bc some how it always tastes amazing even if he starts a kitchen fire

I also feel like he loves having Sunday spa days

He sits in the bath for an hour before he does a hair mask and a face masks and he walks around the house in his towel like 🧖🏻‍♂️

And every Sunday he spends like 30 minutes standing way too close to the mirror while he fixes his mustache, trimming every single hair and making sure it looks perfect before he sits up on the sink and fixes his mullety-shag and fucks with the curls and razors it out until it looks perfect

But that’s all my thoughts tbh

[2myl0ver]

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"they're looking at someone else..." fuma thought to himself after turning his head to the other side of the classroom just to find you looking at a the popular kid of the classroom. He lowered his head in disappointment with a hint of jealousy, but ofcourse he would never admit both of those.

"you were just looking at them again." K sighed. "tsk, just listen to the teacher." "say that to yourself, just confess already. i heard the popular kid was gonna confess to them tomorrow." "since when did that asshole like y/n?" fuma looked up at K in disbelief. "like.. since the school year started?? it's literally the reason I keep nagging you to stop being a pussy and just tell them how you feel."

Finally, the bell rang, it's lunch break. Fuma thought to himself, now the only thing left to do is- "Y/N! DON'T BOTHER BUYING LUNCH AT THE CANTEEN! FUMAS GOT YOU COVERED!" K shouted to which fuma responded to with "dude what the hell!" in a yell-whispering tone whilst nudging K. K looked down at the younger, smirking and continuing to wink at him on the way to the canteen, showing no sign of guilt on what he had just done.

fuma found himself standing in the canteens lunch line, ordering two meals for you, and himself. The boy was overjoyed when he spotted "fried chicken" on the menu, it was your favorite. after receiving the food, he went to search for you in the cafeteria. this boy had really hoped you took Ks words seriously and didn't buy yourself lunch, because the second plate would've really been a waste. after searching for a couple of minutes, he came to the conclusion that you were in fact not in the cafeteria, but the bathrooms or classroom. you'd often spend quite sometime in the bathroom, fixing your makeup, fixing your clothes, and just things you usually do before you actually go eat your lunch, when fuma first noticed this, it was.. a concern, not until he realized you weren't actually doing anything that relevant, atleast not to him. there was only 35 minutes left to eat your lunch by the time he got to your classrooms, much to his surprise, you were alone, not even eating lunch and there wasn't even a plate on your table. "y/n! i got the lunch i said i'd get you! or.. more like K said but a-anyways! they were serving fried chicken so made sure to get you some since I know you always get fried chicken when you get the chance." he said in a peaceful, calming but happy tone with a slight smile on his lips. God, was he always this pretty? his eyes are so dreamy.. his lips look so soft. "y/n?" fuma called out with a slight confused look on his face. "right! sorry, i was just- um.. thinking about something." you replied with your cheeks heating up. he handed you the plate and sat next to you, "seems serious, wanna talk about it?" he said with genuine concern in his voice. "no! i mean- no, i didn't mean it like that, i'm sorry i just-" "it's okay! it's okay, don't worry too much. forget i asked." He said, attempting to calm you down. "it's just- did you always look this pretty or am i just not in the right mind right now?"

[dreamwritesimagines]

chapter 3, let’s go! probs gonna be the last i do tonight, cause it’s late and i have a lab tomorrow morning soooooo…. yeah…

my boy curtis!!!!! oh i love this man. he’s the only one with at least two functioning braincells. he literally runs a daycare for these kids (yes that includes frank, because i said so). honestly, we all need a curtis in our lives. he’s funny, he’s smart, he’s sensitive and he knows how to keep a secret.

the flashback made me tear up. they literally act like a couple. people perceive them as a couple. how blind can they fucking be?! also, maria, my darling, i love you so much.

‘what’s there not to afford, your hair products?’ SKITTLES, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE KILLER BLOWS. omg, love, might be one of the best lines in this entire fic.

not skittles literally saying that bill would only present to them the girl he’s marry and then being too blind to realize she’s talking about herself… come on girl, you’re supposed to be smart.

skittles is jealous that billy has a girlfriend. still willing to play blind, sugar plum?

curtis knowing when to mind his own business is something i need people to do in my life. gosh. good friendship. also, him commenting about billy’s love for the drama. this shit’s gonna become a recurrent theme.

ooooooooh right. the fiancé’s name is carter…. that’s so bland….. lol

‘i love you charming’ what is he, fucking toilet paper? skittles, come on girlie, you can do better than that.

the vibes of skittles and billy in a shitty bar are immaculate. she must look so out of place though. btw, what was her style? like how does she dress herself? we’ve seen what her mother makes her wear but not really ho she dresses herself, except that she refuses to wear jeans. does that means she rocks the pantsuits often????? please tell me it does…

not billy throwing shit about the fact that ‘his girlfriend is the only one who cares about him’. boy, she’s your therapist. she should be stripped of her licence to practice psychology/psychiatry just because of that, amongst all the fucked up shit…

they way they know each other and bounce of each other is beautiful. i wish i could have that but unlike skittles, my childhood best friend turned out to be an asshole that i am still forced to see almost every single day soooo yeah… (oops, trauma dumb!) the way that she knows not to push him because he will close up and ignore what she asks and the way he knows that she’s constantly living in shock.

skittles being in brand and shading the shitty beer as if she can’t see the ambiance… queen behaviour.

Omg loveeee you made my day with this, I can't thank you enough! 😱❤ you're amazing! ❤

Oh Curtis is the only calm and responsible person among them 😂

Loll they acted so much like a couple and I have this HC that after that night, Maria told Frank they would end up together ❤ And Frank was like "Too bad they're both oblivious idiots" 😂❤

Oh Skittles has no problem with dragging Billy 😂

She was so jealous even if she had an actual fiance 😂

Drama is fun though! 😂😂

I feel like she wears a lot of dresses and omg pantsuits?! 😱😱 Great idea! ❤❤ She would make sure to pick eye-catching pieces and always high heels 😈

Billy is still bitter over the fact that she wasn't at the hospital ❤

Awww I'm sorry to hear that! 💔 I hope things feel better honey❤❤

Thank you so much for this comment, it is incredibly nice of you! ❤