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So January was 17 weeks long. And February is 3 and a half horrifying days. Do I have that right?
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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incredible how i can have a whole conversation telling someone 'hey you cant make up things in your head and then get upset and anxious about them youre just going to hurt yourself doing that and its important to understand how panic impairs your judgement' and then they look over at me and im making things up in my head to get upset and anxious about and just hurting myself doing that and not understanding how my panic is impairing my judgement
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i feel bad for thanos and nam-gyu because they would have had the worlds worst come down every single day. like every day
no wonder they were so murderous i would be too
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literally dry heaving trying to piece together these characters in a way im satisfied
#kijorambles#kjwrites#6 fics and about 4 wips. how many pieces of writing does it take to figure out two (2) characters.#actually more like one!!!!!!! one (1) character!!!!!!! namgyu can you stop giving mr so much fucking trouble!!!!!!!!
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"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees
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you have no idea how much it pains me that I can't watch goncharov. I want to watch this movie so bad it makes me look stupid.
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important confession
i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.
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went to the doctors they rpescribed me dress up games
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dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that
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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:
It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
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you guys HAVE to take “is dumb” off the end of your username. you have to take “my shit rambles” out of your talking tag. you have to stop apologizing for existing. I get so sad for every url I see like “[name]’s-stupid-reblogs” and every blog I open with a title like “pointless posts” and every opinion post I see tagged something derogatory by op!! speaking as someone whose post tag used to be “makes bad posts.” stop actively putting up roadblocks for yourself!! why do we always say bullying is bad but never when we’re bullying ourselves
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[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person
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