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"deadpool is a very sweet apple and wolverine is an aged cheese. and they're fine on their own. but you can only have so much of them before it's just too much. but if you combine them, and you put those two things in your mouth together, in a really gay marvel movie that still wasn't gay enough, then you can eat them for two full hours and you don't get sick of them." - my stoned boyfriend, who had not seen any of the deadpool movies before watching deadpool and wolverine with me
#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#'i thought it was called deadpool vs wolverine going into it and i was prepared for a VERY different vibe' - him also#hes an idiot#i love him
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i hc that shouta makes silly mistakes while signing w hizashi
like he and hizashi would be signing to each other and it’d go like-
hizashi: we had english presentations in class, some kids seemed embarrassed
shouta: they might be shy
hizashi: What?
shouta: shy? they could be shy?
hizashi: shy? shouta, youre signing WHORE
and shouta is now embarrassed and doubles up on his sign language lessons
#im referencing asl#hes an idiot#erasermic#present mic#eraserhead#aizawa shouta#yamada hizashi#bnha#mha#this totally isnt a mistake i made myself haha#my hero academia
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Don’t get me wrong, I love Jack Kelly, but he’s an idiot. He literally sings a song about wanting ‘friends that are more like family, and theys beggin you to stay’
And then literally a minute later tells his friend ‘don’t you knows that wes a family’
And I know it’s this whole thing that he realizes all he really wanted was there the whole time, but dude, like, really?
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i love them both i had to
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I cannot believe the “luther is a stripper” theory was real. Ykw….good for him!
#i love him#hes an idiot#luther hargreeves#tua s4 trailer#tua theory#tua s4 speculation#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy
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Hello everyone!
So, today, I found a small creature, it was like... orange with stripes, and it kept trying to rub its face against me while making a weird "mew" noise
I don't know what it is, but it's just kinda been lying here next to me by the dumpsters, so if anyone knows what it is, please tell me
#chuck e cheese#ptt#crusty the cat#animatronics#helen henny#jasper t jowls#cec#pizza time theatre#ptt chuck#hes an idiot
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Him
That is all, have nice day
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Simon as cats
#call of duty#ghost call of duty#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost fanart#ghost mw2#cat#simon riley fanart#doodle#from a year ago#stupid#hes an idiot#cat guy for sure#smh
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lightning is the kind of guy to pull a brad keselowski one night and, while celebrating a win, tries to open the bottle of champagne on the trophy table by slamming the neck of it into the edge — the bottle shatters and cuts the absolute shit out of his hand
but i imagine doc standing there watching this like. Oh.. hes DUMB dumb.. and lightning has to dejectedly push through the crowd of piston cup officials and crew members to ask for a bandage.
however, of course he downplays it, because hes lightning “its not that bad” mcqueen. so when an official hands him a small bandage and lightning goes to apply it to the large gash across the palm of his hand thats literally bleeding profusely, the official sees it and panics because?? that little bandaid isnt gonna do anything for him?? hes actively bleeding out. (theres literally blood running down his arm and dripping onto the ground below. the official gets the wonderful sight of him just.. wiping it off? on his firesuit?)
the official tries to drag him away from victory lane but hes like no? absolutely not? im having fun why do we have to leave? and the tired pcrs official has to call medical to come to THEM because he doesnt think its that serious. he fucking cut open one of the arteries in his hand with broken glass and hes nothing but smiles and “its not that bad why are we all freaking out?” (he regrets this mindset because he ALSO happened to get some of those fancy nerves and now his fingers hurt to MOVE)
they finally put in some temporary stitches, spend ten minutes trying to convince him to go to the er now (it doesnt work), and because hes being so stubborn they put a medical official to watch him for his victory lane celebration to make sure hes alright. that official convinces him to go to the hospital, and its safe to say that truck ride (since he refused an ambulance) with a pcrs official and none other than doc hudson in the back seat is an AWKWARD one. doc thinks hes an idiot and the official just wants to go home and sleep.
in the end hes fine, maybe a couple nerve issues he has to work with and a cool ass scar across the length of his hand (from the base of his pinky finger down to the far side of his thumb)
#cars 2006#cars fandom#lightning mcqueen#pixar cars#cars headcanons#memory’s headcanons#cars 3 (2017)#doc hudson#hes an idiot#respectfully#lightning if accidentally hurting his hands was a competition (hes won every trophy)
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Ganon floatin around like that in OoT is goofy af
#hes an idiot#but hes OUR idiot#just his limbs dangling like that bruh ur not intimidating#I get youre showing off your cool magiks but chill for a minute#ganondorf#im having a lot of thoughts today#zelda#ocarina of time#tloz#ganon#tloz oot#hes put himself in one of them perpetual spinning whatchamagoober
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This is what I would say to Kim Dokja if I ever had the chance to talk to him
#orv#orv kim dokja#kim dokja#hes an idiot#i hate him#i hate his ass#he has a great ass though#fuck#virgin loser#omniscient reader's viewpoint#happy birthday yoo joonghyuk#btw
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mr. beat
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Favorite Heartwrenching Caskett Moments Season 4 x
#shes gorgeous#hes an idiot#4x20#the limey#castle#abc castle#caskett#kate beckett#castlegraphics#richard castle#stana katic#nathan fillion#castleseason4#castle tv show#season4
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Sketches of John Dory but he's accompanied by Eric Andre quotes from skits and shows
The quality's kinda shit but eh
#john dory#john dory trolls#trolls band together#trolls 3#eric andre#trolls#hes an idiot#love him tho
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i love me some problematic confused religious doctor with daddy issues and unresolved trauma 🤪 😋 😌
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Ok but have you drawn Bill getting stuck in a washing machine?
Oh you best believe it
Ask and ye shall receive (click to see the full pic it got cut off I think)
#ask#ask box#gravity falls#gravity falls art#bill cipher#bill cipher gravity falls#book of bill#hes an idiot
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