#hes an idiot

[siriusdamage]

"deadpool is a very sweet apple and wolverine is an aged cheese. and they're fine on their own. but you can only have so much of them before it's just too much. but if you combine them, and you put those two things in your mouth together, in a really gay marvel movie that still wasn't gay enough, then you can eat them for two full hours and you don't get sick of them." - my stoned boyfriend, who had not seen any of the deadpool movies before watching deadpool and wolverine with me

[mooonpiess]

i hc that shouta makes silly mistakes while signing w hizashi

like he and hizashi would be signing to each other and it’d go like-

hizashi: we had english presentations in class, some kids seemed embarrassed

shouta: they might be shy

hizashi: What?

shouta: shy? they could be shy?

hizashi: shy? shouta, youre signing WHORE

and shouta is now embarrassed and doubles up on his sign language lessons

[rhysdoesstuff]

Don’t get me wrong, I love Jack Kelly, but he’s an idiot. He literally sings a song about wanting ‘friends that are more like family, and theys beggin you to stay’

And then literally a minute later tells his friend ‘don’t you knows that wes a family’

And I know it’s this whole thing that he realizes all he really wanted was there the whole time, but dude, like, really?

[toenail-kandi]

i love them both i had to

[tmeadvnture]

I cannot believe the “luther is a stripper” theory was real. Ykw….good for him!

[therealcrustythecat]

Hello everyone!

So, today, I found a small creature, it was like... orange with stripes, and it kept trying to rub its face against me while making a weird "mew" noise

I don't know what it is, but it's just kinda been lying here next to me by the dumpsters, so if anyone knows what it is, please tell me

[thescribblings]

Him

That is all, have nice day

[ryololart]

Simon as cats

[roe-and-memory]

lightning is the kind of guy to pull a brad keselowski one night and, while celebrating a win, tries to open the bottle of champagne on the trophy table by slamming the neck of it into the edge — the bottle shatters and cuts the absolute shit out of his hand

but i imagine doc standing there watching this like. Oh.. hes DUMB dumb.. and lightning has to dejectedly push through the crowd of piston cup officials and crew members to ask for a bandage.

however, of course he downplays it, because hes lightning “its not that bad” mcqueen. so when an official hands him a small bandage and lightning goes to apply it to the large gash across the palm of his hand thats literally bleeding profusely, the official sees it and panics because?? that little bandaid isnt gonna do anything for him?? hes actively bleeding out. (theres literally blood running down his arm and dripping onto the ground below. the official gets the wonderful sight of him just.. wiping it off? on his firesuit?)

the official tries to drag him away from victory lane but hes like no? absolutely not? im having fun why do we have to leave? and the tired pcrs official has to call medical to come to THEM because he doesnt think its that serious. he fucking cut open one of the arteries in his hand with broken glass and hes nothing but smiles and “its not that bad why are we all freaking out?” (he regrets this mindset because he ALSO happened to get some of those fancy nerves and now his fingers hurt to MOVE)

they finally put in some temporary stitches, spend ten minutes trying to convince him to go to the er now (it doesnt work), and because hes being so stubborn they put a medical official to watch him for his victory lane celebration to make sure hes alright. that official convinces him to go to the hospital, and its safe to say that truck ride (since he refused an ambulance) with a pcrs official and none other than doc hudson in the back seat is an AWKWARD one. doc thinks hes an idiot and the official just wants to go home and sleep.

in the end hes fine, maybe a couple nerve issues he has to work with and a cool ass scar across the length of his hand (from the base of his pinky finger down to the far side of his thumb)

[mr-nauseam]

Random unpopular opinion but I dont see Lucy Gray as someone wanting children at all

[k1nkshamer9800]

This is what I would say to Kim Dokja if I ever had the chance to talk to him

[4leafluck]

mr. beat

[nikki-rook]

Favorite Heartwrenching Caskett Moments Season 4 x

[kiobeeoooo]

Sketches of John Dory but he's accompanied by Eric Andre quotes from skits and shows

The quality's kinda shit but eh

[xxxthegreatred-dragonxxx]

Hey dragon man. Why do you hate tuna guy so much?

HE MOCKS ME… HE REFUSES TO CALL ME BY MY HOLY TITLE (THE GREAT RED DRAGON)… HIS BRAIN IS LITERALLY 17 BRICKS AND A PEBBLE… DONT BE PERSUADED BY HIS GOOD LOOKS HE IS LITERALLY EVIL AND I HATE HIM

[imnotzuza]

i love me some problematic confused religious doctor with daddy issues and unresolved trauma 🤪 😋 😌