#hes an idiot

[siriusdamage]

"deadpool is a very sweet apple and wolverine is an aged cheese. and they're fine on their own. but you can only have so much of them before it's just too much. but if you combine them, and you put those two things in your mouth together, in a really gay marvel movie that still wasn't gay enough, then you can eat them for two full hours and you don't get sick of them." - my stoned boyfriend, who had not seen any of the deadpool movies before watching deadpool and wolverine with me

[embersareout9]

Mav: *watching their house burn down* Mav: Mav: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

Ice: Facepalming in the backround.

[mooonpiess]

i hc that shouta makes silly mistakes while signing w hizashi

like he and hizashi would be signing to each other and it’d go like-

hizashi: we had english presentations in class, some kids seemed embarrassed

shouta: they might be shy

hizashi: What?

shouta: shy? they could be shy?

hizashi: shy? shouta, youre signing WHORE

and shouta is now embarrassed and doubles up on his sign language lessons

[rhysdoesstuff]

Don’t get me wrong, I love Jack Kelly, but he’s an idiot. He literally sings a song about wanting ‘friends that are more like family, and theys beggin you to stay’

And then literally a minute later tells his friend ‘don’t you knows that wes a family’

And I know it’s this whole thing that he realizes all he really wanted was there the whole time, but dude, like, really?

[toenail-kandi]

i love them both i had to

[therealcrustythecat]

Hello everyone!

So, today, I found a small creature, it was like... orange with stripes, and it kept trying to rub its face against me while making a weird "mew" noise

I don't know what it is, but it's just kinda been lying here next to me by the dumpsters, so if anyone knows what it is, please tell me

[thescribblings]

Him

That is all, have nice day

[ryololart]

Simon as cats

[someofuswatchthesunsettooo]

this is how I'm feeling on this fine morning

[mr-nauseam]

Random unpopular opinion but I dont see Lucy Gray as someone wanting children at all

[k1nkshamer9800]

This is what I would say to Kim Dokja if I ever had the chance to talk to him

[4leafluck]

mr. beat

[nikki-rook]

Favorite Heartwrenching Caskett Moments Season 4 x

[kiobeeoooo]

Sketches of John Dory but he's accompanied by Eric Andre quotes from skits and shows

The quality's kinda shit but eh

[xxxthegreatred-dragonxxx]

Hey dragon man. Why do you hate tuna guy so much?

HE MOCKS ME… HE REFUSES TO CALL ME BY MY HOLY TITLE (THE GREAT RED DRAGON)… HIS BRAIN IS LITERALLY 17 BRICKS AND A PEBBLE… DONT BE PERSUADED BY HIS GOOD LOOKS HE IS LITERALLY EVIL AND I HATE HIM

[imnotzuza]

i love me some problematic confused religious doctor with daddy issues and unresolved trauma 🤪 😋 😌