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i actually love the idea of the priest needing to be saved by the 118 because if buck sees how this man talks to eddie he’s going to implode

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I think I'm just gonna stick it out.

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a conversation between Chase (saying cunt in an Australian way) and Thirteen (saying cunt in a gay way). they cannot understand each other's dialects

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eddie really, really likes old man yaoi

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here’s what was running through my head this episode

hen: yeah he. he wants that cookie so bad

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Post-Confessions Eddie is everything to me. He’s freshly de-bearded. He’s half-naked. He’s grinding on his living room floor. He’s jumping over couches. He’s so eager to be near Buck. He’s stealing his best friend’s phone and playing cat and mouse just to keep Buck from calling Tommy. He’s smiley. He’s gay. He’s living his best life.

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Buck on his way to save Athena in an unofficial firetruck stolen by his dad

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Madney discouraging buck being hung up on tommy and telling him to move forward and also their smiles abt the break up

Eddie and hen stealing bucks phone to stop him from contacting tommy

Bobbys smile and not interfering during this

Everyone hating tommy/bt is canon and I love it

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911 as text posts 54/?

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too soon?

(don't worry, i'll always love you, buck buckley)

911 as text posts 56/?

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911 as text posts 57/?

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Eddie: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Buck, he's perfect.

Buck: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.

Chim: That's not even toxic, that's just an ambitious task, and I will support you in this endeavor.

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Hen: You’ve been charged with, breaking into a pet store? 

Buck: I thought the animals might be lonely.

Chim: It says here that you also had an accomplice?

Eddie: In my defense, those puppies looked like they needed a hug.

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Buck: Yes, the sex was good and all but now I need to get back to telling you about deep sea creatures.

Eddie: 😍

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911 as text posts 59/?

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Buck: I-i can't be your first, Eddie. I want to be your last.

Eddie: Well, it's a good thing you weren't my first, Buckley.

Buck:

Eddie:

Buck: I NEED HIS NAME, ADDRESS, OCCUPATION, HEIGHT, HAIR COLOR---

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Eddie: I wanna fuck a priest Frank: Do you wanna fuck the priest or do you wanna fuck God? Eddie: CAN YOU fuck God? Frank: Oh yeah, very much so.