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When these two besties go on their movie date after the quest it’s OVER FOR ME
#percabeth#I was SHOOK by his boldness#bro really said we gotta fix that#my literal children#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo tv show#pjo series#percy jackson
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weirdest way u have gained a pet (do I know this already? maybe. am I fishing for pics yes absolutely)
i feel like there's an obvious answer ur thinking of that. is escaping me. but here we go.
charkie i was supposed to be going to my friend's house for a sleepover and got in the car and was like "why are there blankets in the backseat?" and almost ruined my parents' secret plan. anyway we went to. the literal animal market. and came home with this.
indy went out to the rescue centre in the middle of the desert (literally) to volunteer to walk dogs and when i parked outside there were these half built huts near the gate. little puppy stuck her head out of one of them and came straight into my arms when i went to see her. was convinced she had escaped from the centre but they said she wasn't hers so i took her home for the weekend and then she got parvovirus and barely pulled through and there was no going back after that
mishka my hair dresser used to rescue street cats and one of them had kittens and i took her home the day i had my appointment. soul cat fr.
pasha literally followed us home from a walk four months before we left the country for good. only JUST managed to get all her papers and tests in order. absolute nightmare of a cat.
all my stupid babies r all essentially off the street but. here are four of them. my whole heart.
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I won't lie seeing the Eggs like ACTUALLY seeing them, seeing them put him signs, move, etc... made me oddly emotional like why to you mean I got attached to oblong conglomerates of cubes made out of pixels PLEASE
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Everyone when Tao and Elle say they are just friends😭🤭💕
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I’m really looking forward to talking more about this Ameliam amnesia fic, because there’s a definite point to it. Like, sure it started out as tropey fun. It still is! But also there are some themes I really wanted to hit on and lessons I wanted them to learn. Hell there are conversations I wanted them to have that they never had in Providence. Anyhow, I’m just really enjoying playing in their sandbox again. I love these two soooooooo much. One chapter left! It’ll be up Monday by the latest.
#ameliam#ficon#trope bingo#writing#will queen/amelia prescott#will queen is a prince among men#i fucking love amelia prescott#amelia prescott#my literal children
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Little good things in big bad times
#my art#art#sketch#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise leo#rottmnt leo#rise donnie#rottmnt donnie#disaster twins#rise disaster twins#disaster uncles#?#leo's a 100% dad in my head#but i think he really stepped up to this role only after cassandra's death#you can be a resistance leader but you're still a dad first#the twins are around 25 here#casey jones#casey jones jr#casey jones junior#rottmnt bad future#rottmnt bad timeline#bad future timeline#donnie: i don't like children no thank you they are loud and gross and... and...#donnie looking at lil casey for the first time: ...i will commit literal war crimes for you
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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.
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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.
the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)
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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:
Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?
Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:
Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???
Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?
Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!
Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now
Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that
Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?
[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]
Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.
Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)
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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.
#jason: are you sure your boss wont be mad?#jeremy: he's only mad like 50% of the time im sure we'll be fine#jeremy: also we hate working for him.#jason todd absolutely treats his employees well u cant convince me otherwise#dick after the mission: the HELL was that??#jason fondly: just my goon children. im so proud of them for moving onto weapons trade instead of drug dealing :)#dick: that man was older than you. pretty sure most of them were older than BRUCE#jason: dont disrespect my family like that.#dick: Jason IM your family. i was literally held at knifepoint during your little reunion and you did NOTHING#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#dc comics#incorrect quotes#headcanon#crack#fanatical posting
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The Biblically Accurate Trio in TLT
#it’s not that they don’t have the other two it’s that they all had their smarts privileges revoked#Annabeth lost her street smarts and common sense privileges when she tried to buy all that candy with only $200#Percy lost his common sense and book smarts privileges when he couldn’t figure out he was a son of Poseidon after using literal water powers#grover lost his book smarts and street smarts privileges after trying to reason with Medusa and a cop respectively#they’re all my children tho#don’t worry they’ll get their privileges back#eventually#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv show#percy jackson tv show#pjo spoilers#percy jackson the lightning thief#pjo series#annabeth chase#grover underwood
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WHO DID THIS 😭
#peterparkersnose#credit to the person on twitter who i stole this from#pedro pascal#the mandalorian#din djarin#the last of us#joel miller#grogu#ellie williams#pedro and his on screen children#is not mine. is not claiming to be mine. this literally went viral on all forms of social media platforms. get off my back about credit
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the Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Void, the Exponential End acting like an entitled toddler is the funniest thing
#i havent drawn j proper in like half a year#and dd j in over a year. my gods#ill figure her out eventually. or ill forget she exists for another year who knows#her haircut is so goddamn hard to draw thank you liam for giving her like no screen time actually#regressed my style a bit. didnt like the more rounded approach it was going#give her a gameboy or something im sure they have a port for it#art#murder drones#murder drones j#serial designation j#murder drones cyn#murder drones flesha#murder drones skyn#skyn sounds cooler but flesha rolls off the tongue better. divorce leads children to the worst places#cw blood and gore#for flesha. shes got that aura#dont mind the semi cursive again i literally cannot read it myself unless its like this#how do you even draw a cursive f. thats not a letter thats a scribble
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watching gravity falls for the first time at the request of my little sister and i just watched a tale of two stans and CRIED
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#mabel pines#dipper pines#dipper and mabel#grunkle stan#stan pines#i LOVE grunkle stan sm#it's a great show!#i can feel it inscribing itself on my brain lol#art#illustration#digital art#fanart#artists on tumblr#clip studio paint#csp#bill cipher#i literally was like why is this triangle guy bothering the children?? and my sister was like uhhh he's the main villain lol#NO SPOILERS PLEASE I BEG i know the show came out like 10 yrs ago but i don't know how it ends#i viscerally remember my sister walking around going the author of the journals...my BROTHER and i was like what are you TALKING about
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its fucking embarassing having to do this every 6 months. i swear to god.
deadbunny is not a necrophile. he did not desecrate a corpse.
he made an edgy drawing to cope with a death years ago.
it is a drawing.
it will not hurt anyone.
i retweeted bunlith fanart from him forever ago. i left polite replies when he leaves comments on my post throughout the years. we are not besties.
'but he gets off to it' do me a favor and talk to a lesbian. romanticizing death in a theoretical fashion is not new.
stop trying to use this as an excuse to slander me. its pathetic, and sad.
i dont talk about this because i dont want to participate in dragging his trauma up every 6 months but im left with no choice.
i am done with this. do not do it again.
#liliths mind#sorry everyone#they are starting to bother every person i interact with even briefly online#literal stalker behavior#not even my simps cling onto every interaction i have online as tightly as these assholes#i am 31 years old with no intent of having a child and yet i still have to teach children the difference between a drawing and real life#i am so tired
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Council of lovefools.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#They don't have an actual sleepover in this scene but the vibes were so sleepover coded...I had to get them cozied up.#Late night talks with friends and family are some of the best conversations.#My siblings and I used to have room sleepovers with each other (Actually an excuse to stay up and talk about runescape)#Currently my flatmates and I also have really great heart to hearts late into the night.#Pondering shit like 'What defines confidence?“ and ”Why are people terrified of letting themselves fall in love?"#All that aside; There is a really great conversation between JC and WWX here. They are so close and yet so far way from each other!#Fundamentally they *agree* about many things - but JC now has to play the role of someone more 'mature'.#His temper is reigned in and he had to take a more nuanced approach. Whereas WWX can be far more reactionary.#JC has changed to become someone more mature (or at least he is trying).#Contrast this attitude with the scene *right* after where WWX literally goes baby mode with JYL. Rolling around going “I'm Fwee years old”.#When children are hurt we comfort them with hugs and warm food and a laugh. It's not enough when you're an adult. It's not simple anymore.#WWX is stuck in the past when everyone else is shifting and moving on! It's a depression allegory (and just...actual depression)#But we also get to see how some things have stayed the same. They still bicker about soup. They still tease. They are still together.#They all care for each other very much but they are struggling against trauma and are not equipped to talk about it.#You can't really blame WWX for being so protective over JYL. But JC is right: “You don't have a say in who she likes.”#It may have started as an arranged marriage but *she* is *choosing* what her heart wants. JC sees that. WWX cannot.#The final act of love is letting go after all.
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yeah
#my buddies were making fun of me for being embarrassed for liking sonic when im literally an unironic trolls artist#sonic is for children unlike dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls band together#sth#sonic the hedgehog#my art
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ok but the ghibli vibes of @triona-tribblescore 's wandering guardian au???
like i could live in this world forever tbh
inspo boards/refs below ft trionas SPECTACULAR GORGEOUS AMAZING og works of the au bros
#my art#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#unpause rise of the tmnt#wandering guardian au#rise mikey#rise raph#rise leo#rise donnie#triona i am throwing these at u smack in ur face /aff#please imagine soft and beautiful ghibli piano music in the bg thank u#leos def isnt as pollished as the other two but alas#and donnies space need about 73% more clutter buT ALAS#also idk if its accurate but#ADORE the concept of this aus splinter having four just fucking god-powered children#like#tiny kiddos causing literal natural disasters#leonardo what have i told you about flash flooding the river?#yes i understand you had the zoomies but now all the fish are dead and raphies upset#please go apologize#donatello i am very glad you had a good day however we cannot keep repeating the same 24 hours again and again#it is making michelangelo nauseous and disturbing the locals#idk in acutuality itd prolly make more sense for the boys to only been given/have begun developing the powers when theyre older#but tiny tot turtles with horrific power is just so fun as a concept
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Touya x reader on a pumpkin picking date but Rei made them bring little Shoto along since he wanted to get a pumpkin too !!! Reader adores kids but Touya's just embarrassed and annoyed
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so touya dressed as a scarecrow to a pumpkin patch (duh yn's idea) and all the moms whispering to each other abt how hot he looks mhm many many thoughts
be nice (or not) // touya todoroki
touya's burning glare was unavoidable no matter where you darted your eyes.
shouto had his arms lazily wrapped around your waist and head leaned against your chest in content as you three were being driven off to the pumpkin patch in the hayride along with several other families and couples chattering among themselves.
"the hay is poking my ass." touya dryly states, releasing a heavy sigh as he squirms to fix his position.
"that's a bad word, nii-san." shouto shushes him, lightly kicking his feet towards touya, but not quite being able to reach.
"you're right, shou, that IS a bad word. nii-san needs to watch his language, right?" you look down at the young child residing in your lap.
"mhm." shouto voices in agreement, sticking his tongue out at touya.
touya presses his lips together, and leans forward. he slowly inches towards shouto's face, causing the boy to push further back into you with fear.
"cover your ears." he whispers, laying his palms flat on his knees.
shouto tightens his grip around your waist and looks up at you, in which you nod your head in assurance.
he slaps his hands over his ears, and keeps his gaze on the passing scenery to avoid reading touya's lips- expecting profanities to escape his mouth the moment he wouldn't be able to hear anymore.
oh how you wished you could do the same.
"why the fuck would you agree on bringing the brat with us?" touya scolds.
"because your mom asked? and i love your mom? and i love shouto?" you furrow your eyebrows in annoyance. "you got a problem with that?"
"i do. you're annoying." he huffs. "unbelievably annoying."
"be nice to him, or else i'll shove a pumpkin up your fucking ass."
"wow and i was the one that needed to watch my language?" he peers around the cart. "be nice to me and maybe i'll return the favor." he smirks.
you silently flip touya off behind shouto's head as he leans back onto the hay-bale, crossing a leg over his knee with a taunting grin still plastered to his face.
shouto sees touya relax and releases his hands from his ears.
"what did you guys talk about?" he looks up at you with his teddy bear eyes and signature toothy grin.
"just about how nii-san is going to make today so much fun for you!" you smile, pressing your cheek against the top of his head. "isn't that right, touy?"
"yup." he gritted his teeth. "so much fun."
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"are you sure you want this one?" touya asks for the third time, motioning towards the large disfigured pumpkin which could have been triple the size of shouto's head. "super sure?"
"yes!" shouto exclaims, bouncing on the hay-bale in joy, crunching the needles beneath his feet. "i want that one!"
you and touya send each other weary glances. along with your own pumpkins, you wondered how you would be able to get this behemoth back home.
"aww, is this your kid's first time picking out a pumpkin?" a passing by worker asked.
"he's not-" touya starts.
"-yes it is!" you beam, "he's been waiting for this all month, right hun?"
"right." touya deadpans, a light blush dusting over his cheeks. "he's ambitious. 'course he picks the biggest and ugliest one."
"he's just like his mom! loves the ugly rotten ones." you huff out a chuckle, ruffling shouto's hair and shooting a brief glare towards touya.
"well!" the worker darts their eyes between you three, unaffected by the thick line of tension between you and touya. "we have wheelbarrows available at the front! in the meantime, you can pay at the stand and we'll keep these here for you until you're ready to leave and take these to your cars."
once the worker leaves you three, touya sends you one last death stricken glare before heading towards the stand to pay out.
the last time someone had mistaken you and touya as shouto's parents was when you two picked him up from school. the parents cooed to you about how polite "your boy" was from what the other kids had told them and praised you on your parenting.
of course you leaned into it, taking in all of the compliments with a bright smile and cheerful thanks.
touya on the other hand hated the attention, but wouldn't dare cross you. he'd idly nod and agree while you conversed with the other parents, letting you enjoy your 5 minutes of parenthood.
"can i go in the bouncy castle?" shouto tugs on your sleeve, pointing towards the crowd of kids rushing in and out of the inflatable structure. "nii-san, can i?"
"yeah, go." he huffs, shoving his hands in his pockets, following shouto's direction as he runs towards the other kids.
"what are you so pouty about?" you tease, hooking an arm around touya's elbow. "you don't wanna play house with me?"
"you're coddling the wrong todoroki today." he mumbles, leaning away from your puckering lips.
"you jealous of your baby brother?"
"as if." he rolls his eyes. "i could not give less of a fuck if you love my kid brother more than your own boyfriend. not a single fuck. why would i?"
"okay. good." you playfully shrug. "because i think your kid brother loves me more than you too."
touya quickly tosses a glance over his shoulder towards the bouncy castle, keeping tabs on shouto as he runs around with the others.
this could've been it. with the shortness, dry responses, and glares he had been sending your way since the morning, you were sure he was thinking of all the ways he could shut you up for the rest of the day.
you loved toying with his short fuse- it was pure entertainment for you. how can you bother touya today? how many inside jokes can you make with his siblings before he starts throwing a fit? how long can he go on with this "nonchalant" facade of his?
"if you want me to fucking die on the spot right now, then just say so." he wraps an arm around behind your neck and pulls you into him, hanging his head into the crook of your neck. "otherwise, stop being an asshole." he mumbles.
this was new- defeat.
"i know, i'm so mean to hurt my poor baby's feelings." you choke back a laugh.
you run your hand up and down touya's back, occasionally landing a comforting pat in between his shoulder blades.
he groans into your neck and pulls away, hands firmly gripping both of your shoulders.
"enough of that baby bullshit unless you really want me to put a baby in you." he lowly says.
and there it was- the attitude, and the venom that you had been looking for all day.
"don't threaten me with a good time, babe." you look up at him through your lashes. "not like i've been waiting or anything."
you leaned into the teasing. if there was one thing you had touya beat at, it was the push and pull of trying to get the other to break under the relentless flirting, and shameless vulgarities.
he returned your sultry eyes with a smirk. a hand on your shoulder made its way up to the side of your neck, thumb caressing the tender flesh beneath your jaw. he pulls you into him. his lips inching closer and closer to your own.
you felt your stomach twisting and your breathing stop. you silently pray that this feeling never goes away- this effect touya had on you.
he stops.
"you're sick and twisted," the hot breath of his words brushing against your parted lips. "and will be dealt with when we get home."
his hand continues upwards. he endearingly pinch the soft flesh of your cheeks between his index finger and thumb before walking off- the soft crunches of the browned leaves under his foot marking every step as he leaves you in the midst of the crowd of parents by yourself.
"shouto!" touya calls out, waving his arm to catch the boy's attention. "let's go. gotta grab the pumpkins, mom and dad got things to do later."
he peers over his shoulder at you with a lopsided smile, clearly amused by your giddy response. both you and shouto run up to touya and latching onto an arm.
"so, going back to that baby-making thing?" you lean up and whisper against the shell of his ear.
"later. and i won't be nice about it."
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touya tag: @moonchild701 @kaldurahms-lover @themultifandomgirl @devilslittlehelper @porusuniverse @ratatellie @katbug37 (hi touya tags idk if u just wanted to be tagged in the smaus or touya-everything so lmk if its just smaus!! <3 ily)
#yn and touya forgetting they r literally in the middle of a pumpkin patch surrounded by children and parents#yn gonna get touya mpreg#mha#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha x reader#mha x reader#dabi#touya todoroki#dabi x reader#mha dabi#mha touya todoroki#touya todoroki x reader#touya x reader#mha touya#mha todoroki touya#touya#todoroki touya
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