#sorry everyone

[wield-the-mighty-pen]

Picture this:

You are Adrien Agreste, you have no idea of what exactly happened to your Dad, no one will tell you, but cool, guess your aunt and your stupid lame cousin, who has no idea how to play basketball, are moving in.

You're Adrien Agreste, and your father's assistant-turned-pseudo-mother-figure, has suddenly and miraculously (heh) made a full and speedy recovery... except, she now sleeps with a crossbow as a teddybear?

You're Adrien Agreste and you as Chat Noir keep having to field requests from Ladybug to visit orphans, because the (only) one she has repeatedly given you is Adrien Agreste, but... she bursts into tears every time she asks you... so you somehow manage to use your epic photoshop skills to make a picture to convince Ladybug you actually did it.

You're Adrien Agreste, and you just bought a brand new, super-cool hat, decorated in a whole bunch of (fake) feathers, and your girlfriend saw it-- and she started...crying? And then you panicked that there was something wrong with it, so you showed it to Felix and, WHY. WON'T. HE. STOP. LAUGHING.

[daisynik7]

Nanami gets a kick out of how innocent and pure you are in front of others. Around friends, family, coworkers, strangers, you’re still that shy, timid girl he fell in love with all those years ago. Always smiling with kindness twinkling in your eyes. Perfectly sweet to just about everyone you meet. You’re beloved by everyone in your life and in his. A true angel in disguise gracing this mundane world of his. 

When it’s just the two of you, though, you turn into a completely different person: a fiend hellbent on making him lose his goddamn mind.

Tonight, you're locked in your bedroom, fucking each other silly. Well, it’s more like you're fucking him. You straddle his lap, riding his cock, already so sensitive from his first orgasm. His creampie leaks out from your pussy, making a mess between you, but you don’t care. He’s twitching from overstimulation, moaning your name as you bounce faster on his dick, pumping another load out of him. He’s spent beyond belief, but he knows better than to deny you of your fill. No matter how much he whines about how sensitive he is, he wants this. He needs this. 

Limbs wobbly from exhaustion, he kneels behind you, watching with half-lidded eyes as you position yourself on your hands and knees, teasing his wet cock between your ass cheeks. He stares at your pussy, drooling with his cum, already eager to be back inside you. He lets you do all the work, be in control, use him as your own personal sex toy until you’re satisfied. And that doesn’t happen until you throw your ass back and forth on his dick, filling yourself up with his third creampie of the night, the sheets beneath you ruined with sweat, spit, and slick. 

To Nanami, there’s nothing better than being fucked stupid by you, his gorgeous, perfect wife. 

[mroddmod]

old man disease has me by the neck rn

[b0tster]

its fucking embarassing having to do this every 6 months. i swear to god.

deadbunny is not a necrophile. he did not desecrate a corpse.

he made an edgy drawing to cope with a death years ago.

it is a drawing.

it will not hurt anyone.

i retweeted bunlith fanart from him forever ago. i left polite replies when he leaves comments on my post throughout the years. we are not besties.

'but he gets off to it' do me a favor and talk to a lesbian. romanticizing death in a theoretical fashion is not new.

stop trying to use this as an excuse to slander me. its pathetic, and sad.

i dont talk about this because i dont want to participate in dragging his trauma up every 6 months but im left with no choice.

i am done with this. do not do it again.

[deep-space-lines]

an experiment called “is this gonna make me gain or lose followers”

[deltamachine2013]

Just remembered one of the funniest babylon 5 memes I made ages ago and now I'm going to post onto tumblr at last

[miguxadraws]

I need more of Ragapom swap au pls 🙏

ragatha unintentionally teaches pomni how to behave more like a human (for the sake of her own selfish needs ofc)

at the beginning, pomni wasnt exactly the best source of comfort around; she'd just sit or stand still, pretty much only following clear instructions with a dumb smile on her face. Wasn't ideal, but ragatha was willing to take what she could get (not like she ever had any other options to begin with)

AI learns fast though, and even if ragatha didn't realize it at first, she was constantly feeding pomni with data.

it didnt take too long for pomni to identify patterns in ragatha's behavior, consequently improving her performance at comforting the loser, even if all the feedback she got was ambiguous at best. ragatha noticed the change in pomni's behavior, obviously.

at times, pomni would come off as...way too natural, be it with her actions or words. ragatha gets freaked out and shuns her. she gets confused, but ultimately learns from it, like she always does.

their dynamic, basically

[pinnithin]

been playing a lot of mass effect recently and constantly amazed at shepard’s ability to keep her bearing. these guys just say whatever and she just has to stand there.

anyway i saw this post tagged as mass effect elevator dialogue and had to draw it

[ridaine]

[DND] And what is they were even GAYER this year...

Pose reference from @adorkastock

[annahollinrake]

me: I'm healing my religious trauma around shame and sensuality

also me: you are just drawing silco with his top off

[totallynotashieldagent]

dick grayson who can't stand being called "pretty boy"

dick grayson who was thrusted into gotham high society that is full of creeps and pedos at the age of 8 and was labelled a "pretty boy"

dick grayson who had his cheeks pinched by old ladies and told he'd be a real heartbreaker once he was old enough and how pretty he already was

dick grayson who had old men clapping his back and rubbing his shoulders and grinning at him how he had such a pretty face

dick grayson who couldn't be protected by bruce wayne because he grew up in this same horrid place and thought this was normal

dick grayson who had the gotham gazette counting down to his 18th birthday and the entire city was drooling for him to be legal

dick grayson whose picture was on every tabloid for weeks around his birthday month with labels of pretty boy of gotham turns 18

dick grayson who wants to called intelligent, athletic, brilliant, smart, but never "pretty"

dick grayson who would feel bile rise up his throat whenever someone comments on his beauty before his brain or strength

dick grayson who loves his titans because they praise him for being a good leader, a brilliant strategist and an amazing mentor

dick grayson who made sure that none of his siblings had to deal with what he did

dick grayson who made sure no one touched his siblings the way he was

dick grayson who can't stand being called pretty boy

Drabble Master List.

[sayurinn]

Got home from a party very drunk last night and somehow drew this 😭😭😭 I guess drunk drawings are sober headcanons so pls accept my Polnareff silly y2k earthtone fits :3 🤎⭐️

Also another version of pol’s shirt and divorce 😔💔 idk why I drew that😭😭😭😭 i think it’s from a Pinterest screenshot…

[sweetapplecurry]

Melli week, Day 2: Pokemon/Helpful/friendship

Periods of Melli's life where he met his Pokemon :)

(the last one is Zubat still in it's egg 🥺)

[logray]

THE GIGGLE | THE CHURCH ON RUBY ROAD

[sourscratched]

randomly in the dead of the night remembering seeing a post on here forever ago about the idea of the cast of The Seven playing a sidequest as the Neverafter princesses

(i can’t find the original post about it for the life of me so if anyone knows where it is i owe you a great debt)

[mylavellan]

DBDA spoiler

For me it’s the fact that when Edwin confesses his feelings to Charles he’s standing on the lower step of the stairs, giving Charles the “high ground”. Symbolically this feels like giving the other person advantage, make yourself vulnerable. Literally Edwin is putting himself at the total mercy of Charles. After seeing how much “controlling” and close the character is, can you see how much important it is?

Again, I may be reading too much into it.