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holy fucking shit y'all gotta be kidding me??? half a mil hits??? HOWWWW

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the smollest littlest guy <33

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“in silence so deep he could hear the whirring of the electrodrivers in his mechanical hand, he disentangled himself from the sheets and got up.”

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no because i'm SO fucking soft for roy and lian my god

Girl dad Roy

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absolutely feral for this shit

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that's his papa-

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Prince of Gotham

(heavily inspired by this post op if you see this, I didn't want to bother you 🙈)

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dick being a big brother to all baby supers is so dear to me

Dick being an absolute sweet pea to Jon while simultaneously being passive aggressive with Bruce

Bruce why do you keep the lollipops by the smoke bombs

And Dick pulling out his circus tricks to calm Jon down I can’t it’s too cute IT’S TOO CUTE

From: Nightwing #89

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chapter 10 posted <33

I've Been The Archer, I've Been The Prey

Pairing: Adult!Damian Wayne/Reader

Summary: Reader's father and Bruce arranged for her and Damian to marry. However, before Reader's father could truly sit and explain to her his decision he passed away. And Damian never thought to question his father's decision at all.

Reader's mother only saw dollar signs for this arrangement and forced it to happen much quicker than ever anticipated. Now it's just two strangers that have been forced together and trying to navigate the expectations of becoming the new IT couple of Gotham while trying to keep their secrets under wraps as Reader learns what it means to be the new Wayne Matriarch since the death of Martha Wayne.

Author's Note: shoutout to @strange-birb who made ONE damian art (the one above) and immediately sent me on a spiral for adult damian amen and i read his whole batman comic arc and just - baby needs a hUG and love okay?!?!

There it was. 

Your signature on the dotted line beside Damian’s. You looked at him from the corner of your eye, he looked straight ahead as he spoke to the lawyers, ensuring that the marriage license and the contracts were all legally sound. 

“Ma’am-” Alfred’s voice pulled at you and you met the old man’s gaze. “Are you alright?” 

You nodded and smiled. It was practised. Simple. “Yes, thank you.” 

The old man didn’t seem convinced but he didn’t push more. You were fine with that. You were fine with being left by yourself. 

The Waynes had suffered enough at the hands of Gotham and yet, here was the last one. Still trying to make something of this god-awful city. Why didn’t he just leave? He could afford it. You watched him, standing next to Alfred, ever dutifully. 

Bruce Wayne was locked away in his estate due to a mysterious illness. But you knew. You knew that he was old, and severely injured. Unable to move much, unable to show himself to the city without speculations rising as to why the billionaire was covered in scars. 

The rest had passed young, though; also very mysteriously. But you’d been told. Told what truly had happened. Why this- this sham of a marriage was taking place. 

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resharing because i updated it a bunch <33

✨intro post✨

hellooo! remaking my intro post because i accidentally deleted the original instead of editing it [pain]

Welcome!!

You can call me Starlight or Star (closest variation to my real name). I'm an adult woman. xReader fanfic writer on AO3 since 2016 (can you believe???)

I can't really say who exactly I write about because my fixation keeps changing. i started with marvel and wrote with Bucky for ages then circled back to DC- Now I sometimes do JJK or other fandoms too. So i hope there's something for you here too. (also english is not my first language so, if there's errors, just let me know)

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I had requested something for ur bday but didn’t see it on u acct, did some not make the cut?

heyy thanks for asking <33

i cut out some requests plainly because of the way they were written and it made me feel like it had been written by someone too young to be asking for smut and i'd rather be safe than sorry for accidentally writing explicit for a minor.

and some requests didn't fit in the prompt list at all so i kept them aside to do later.

i hope yours was the second one and not the first.

and have a lovely lovely day <33

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also - ive been the archer ive been the prey will be updated in the next few days. sorry for keeping you waiting <33 whoops heh

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The Birthday Blurbs Special

thank you so much to everyone who sent in requests and participated <33 i had so much fun doing all these. and it really pushed me to write very new and different scenarios too!!

Priest Jason Todd - Cockwarming

Jason Todd - Secret Dating

Bruce Wayne - Surprise Pregnancy

Roy Harper - Soulmates

Dick Grayson - Clothed/Can't wait

Kento Nanami - Consensual somnophilia

Clark Kent - Overstimulation

Damian Wayne - First Time

Bruce Wayne - Clothed/Can't Wait

Dick Grayson - Surprise Pregnancy

Owen Hendricks - Bodyguard

Damian Wayne - Aftercare

Bob Floyd - Meet Cute

Isaac Lahey - Jealous and possessive

Jason Todd - Demon!Husband Comfort

Kon El - Neighbour AU

Bruce Wayne - Pregnancy Announcement

Damian Wayne - Aftercare 2

Isaac Lahey - Pregnancy After Trying

Isaac Lahey - Consensual Somnophilia

Clark Kent - Clothed/Can't Wait

Damian Wayne - Secret Wife

Isaac Lahey - Soulmate AU

Isaac Lahey - Wedding Planning

Peter Parker - Neighbour AU Meet Cute

Rafayel LADS - First Time

Isaac Lahey - Bodyguard AU

Isaac Lahey - Cockwarming

Stiles Stilinski - Secret Dating/First Time

Jason Todd - Secret Dating AU

Isaac Lahey - Royal AU/Jealous

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finally all the birthday prompts done!! theres some left but they didn't fit the birthday prompt list so i'll get to them later but thank you so so much for everyone who participated!! much love <333

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Omg I am literally so excited for this birthday thing, happy birthday month!!!! I don’t know if I am allowed to ask for both but if I am could I ask for Knight Isaac Lahey with Princess/Royal reader with Jealous/Possessive/Marking. If u would prefer just one then maybe just the jealous Knight Isaac part.

If u would like more details maybe like the king her father sets up an arranged marriage not knowing that his princess is secretly seeing her personal knight Sir Isaac and he gets upset in a whiny little puppy way and she publicly admits they r together to the king.

The Birthday Blurbs Special

Thank you so much!! <333 and gosh every time I'm so surprised how many people like Isaac! this is such a fun ask. this was the LAST to be posted because it was so detailed and it took me a hot second to finish it haha and i MAY have gotten lost in writing this- but anyway!! enjoyyy <33

You stood infront of the mirror as your handmaidens tsked and fixed your dress, ensuring that the marks on your skin were covered and hidden.

"Milady- This can't go on." One of them whispered to you.

"Sooner or later, someone will find out." Another added in a hush.

You sighed and nodded. "I'm aware. Keep going." The ladies quieted down and continued with your dress.

When you left the chambers, Isaac was waiting for you. Your royal guard. He had been picked very specifically for his... abilities and charm. Him being a werewolf enhanced his capabilities as your knight. He had unwavering loyalty and the fact that he would do anything to protect you. More than your father ever realised.

"Good morning, Princess," He smiled politely, giving a light bow.

You gave him a nod and began to walk to the dining hall for breakfast. He walked three steps behind you, his hand on his sword, just in case, his eyes glued to you, his senses focusing on the surroundings.

You still faintly smelled like him. Through the layers of soap and perfumes, he could still smell the lingering scent of him on you from last night.

"The King has asked to see you after breakfast." He said softly, "Privately."

"Oh?" You looked at him over your shoulder. "Wonder what Papa wants." You hummed and walked on.

Isaac's eyes never moved away from you. He watched you like a hawk as you walked, pulled out your chair to sit and counted all the times you swallowed, watching how your mouth closed around the berries and how your throat moved with every swallow.

As a handmaiden helped you wash your hands, you stood up and Isaac straightened.

"Is he in the throne room?" You asked, walking ahead.

"No, Milady. His Highness said he would meet you in his study." He explained, trailing behind you.

You frowned, confused by the need for such privacy but nodded nonetheless and headed to his study.

You knocked on the door and another guard opened the door.

"Princess." He bowed. "His Majesty is waiting for you." He turned to Isaac and gave him a nod, leaving the study.

"You asked for me?" You walked into the room, Isaac closed the door and stood by it, watching the scene unfold.

"Ah! My darling-" Your father smiled, his eyes wrinkling with joy. "I have wonderful news." He reached for you, holding both your hands.

You matched his smile, "You're in a good mood-"

"Of course. The South King has asked for your hand for his brother." He said happily. "The second one, Niklaus."

"O-Oh-" That was all you managed to say, and Isaac's heart had fallen into his stomach. He could immediately smell the anxiety on you but he knew he couldn't do anything infront of his king.

"He's said to be the most skilled warrior and exceptionally well-read. He is also an artist." Your father continued.

"But I-" You swallowed and your father frowned, noticing your neck.

"Did you get hurt again, darling?" He pulled a little at your collar. "Oh my- That's a proper bruise forming." He tutted. "I'll call for the physician to up your iron supplements and-"

"No! No- I'm- I just slept at an odd angle and I forgot to take off all my jewels last night-" You quickly explained. "I'm fine. I swear." You cleared your throat. "We- Do I need to give an answer immediately?"

"Oh? Oh, no no. They'll visit in a few weeks. You meet him and then you will give your answer." He smiled, "Alright?"

You gave him your best smile and left the study. Isaac followed closely behind. All he could hear was your heartbeat thundering in your chest. And all he could smell was your worry rolling off of you in waves.

When you entered your chambers, Isaac waved at the handmaidens to leave. And soon enough, it was just you and him. You stood in the middle of the room, trying to keep your breathing even as Isaac walked around and closed the curtains and lastly, locked the door.

"Princess-" He said softly, touching your shoulder. "You must say no."

"Wh-What?" You look up at him.

"Please- I couldn't bear it if you were ever with another-" He begged, kneeling infront of you.

"I can't just outright say no-" You said softly. "I'll- I'll have to meet the prince and speak to him and then give my father a reasonable excuse to say no."

His hands gripped at your dress. His desperation coming through so easily. He murmured his plea again- His head leaning against your thighs.

"Isaac..." You ran your fingers through his hair, tilting his face up. His eyes were watery and bloodshot already. "Be braver than this, my knight-"

He sniffed, his eyes flashing gold then normal blue again. He leaned back, his hand holding yours against his face. Grounding himself to you.

"You are my anchor. I would fall apart without you." He said firmly. "I wouldn't have a purpose without you."

The confession left you breathless but both of you were bound by duty more than bound by love. As the days went by and the castle grew abuzz with the arrival of a political envoy, you were once more getting dressed for the day. However this time they were silent as they helped you dress, ignoring the many marks that Isaac had left on you.

When you left your chambers, Isaac was there, his eyes a gold, not their natural blue. He was bordering on feral, his teeth clenched to control his fangs- The passing days had made him more aggitated.

"Isaac-" You said softly, "You'll scare the people if you keep behaving like so."

"They're as beastly as me even as humans." His voice was a strained growl. "If anything the King would be happy I'm keeping you safe-"

You turned to him and looked around, pulling him to an empty room. "You must behave-" You whispered.

"Trust me, Princess. I am trying my best." He spoke through gritted teeth, his hand tight around his sword.

You reached out and touched his face. "Breathe for me." You said softly, and immediately, his eyes turned back to blue. "You're alright- The visit isn't until the winter solstice. You are still mine to love. I haven't left yet."

"But you will- What then? Will I be a puppy that trails behind? Am I to stay on as your guard when you bed another? When you give another children for his crown?" He asked, his voice shaky, tears filling his eyes. You opened your mouth to argue but he argued more. "Be with me. I beg you- Royals marry knights all the time-" He begged. "Or was I nothing more than a passing interest?"

"No! Never-" You cupped his face. "Never..." You repeated softly. "You are my whole heart." You took his hands and pressed them over your chest. "You feel that? It beats only for you."

"Then why can't we-" His voice wavered once more.

As the leaves fell and the air became cooler, Isaac's mood became even worse. Specially since it felt as if the castle was preparing for a wedding rather than simply the arrival of a diplomatic envoy.

There were dress fittings for you, which put Isaac more on edge. Even he had been given a new and very formal armour to wear for when the envoy would eventually arrive.

The days were beginning to stay constantly filled with anxiety but the nights were still moments he could forget it all. Between your thighs, at your neck, marking you as if you belonged to him and him to you. However, he couldn't help but feel that there was something happening that the King or the advisors were sharing with them.

As the days drew nearer, Isaac was sure something was afoot and it wasn't until he overheard one of the advisors saying something that he spiralled completely.

Bursting through the doors of your chambers, his chest was heaving with heavy breaths.

"Leave. Now-" He told the handmaidens but didn't look anywhere other than you.

The maidens knew by now the relationship you and Isaac had so they weren't too bothered about him seeing you in your sleeping gown.

"What happened?" You asked, standing from your bed.

"It's a wedding." He swallowed shakily. "The castle isn't preparing for an envoy. They're preparing for a wedding."

"N-No- The King wouldn't-" You didn't want to believe it. "Papa wouldn't-"

"The dress- What colour is the dress?" He asked urgently.

"I don't know- I haven't seen the finished thing yet-" You said quickly, anxiety pooling in your belly. You moved around, pulling on a robe and tying it securely. "He wouldn't make me marry someone I didn't choose. He wouldn't!" You said firmly and left the chambers.

The castle was quiet and calm for how late it was. You took purposeful steps and walked ahead while Isaac walked behind you.

You knocked- or rather- slammed your fist on the study's door.

The King opened the door, not in his usual regalia but rather in his simple clothes. As if he'd retired to bed but then come back to the study for some work.

"What on earth-" He began but you cut him off, closing the door behind yourself and even Isaac just barely slipped in.

"You're marrying me off?!" You asked, not wanting the answer. "Tell me it isn't true!"

He looked at you and sighed, circling around to lean in his chair. "You heard?"

"Papa- You can't- You said I can meet the prince and then decide and-" You tried but your voice shook with each syllable.

"Dearest, you know I'd only make a decision that would keep you happy. Do you not trust for me to know you?" He was far too calm.

"Sire- May I-" Isaac began but the King shook his head and he silenced immediately.

"How can I wed someone I don't know-" You tried to stand your ground.

"Oh.. But you do." The King smiled and gave Isaac a look.

"Wh-What?" You swallowed, following his eyeline.

"I'm not a fool, my dear." He said softly. "I've known you all your life. I knew when you lied about finishing your supper, I knew when you hid in the backrooms to listen in my meetings and I knew when you would leave a handmaiden in your place in your bed to ride horses much after dark." He spoke gently with a layer of scolding and all you could do was stare. "So, trust me when I say, I've known about your heart, your love and it became incredibly annoying for me to ignore the... bruises."

Both you and Isaac gulped.

"So, yes. There is a wedding. The confirmation I needed was how you both reacted when I mentioned a proposal." He continued. "I may be a very busy monarch but I still am your father-" He smiled. "Besides, why would I send my heir off to another kingdom?"

You nodded numbly. You knew you'd be queen one day but right now everything felt unreal. "I'm- You're marrying me to-" You give Isaac a sideways glance.

"Unless there's object-" He began but you both screamed a resounding no! which earned a laugh. "I thought so-" He hummed. "Two halves of a whole idiot." He smiled at you both.

You flushed at the gentle insult. "Papa-" You pouted, no longer looking like a grown woman but a small child.

"I would hope you'd take her back to her bedchambers?" The King looked at Isaac. "You had sworn to protect her, afterall. It would've been a very bad oath if it hadn't been for all your life."

"Yes, Your Majesty." Isaac nodded, a dazed smile on his face. "All my life-" He looked at you and finally settled his heart because he knew he'd be yours forever. Formally too.

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the moment i went yeah thats a big brother

in case any of you forgot, the joker once said “his name was jason, right?” to dick and then dick killed the joker

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thinking of writing a red lantern fic where she gets the ring because her family is killed by falcone or something and she sees or hears everything while hiding and the ring comes to her before they can hurt her and bruce blames himself for not being able to help because he was still in the early years of being batman and he wans't quick enough but it's been years since and you're part of the league sometimes when you're on the planet but you are also a dark reflection of what bruce could have become- losing evrything, and giving into abolsute rage whilst being a gotham elite who refused to pay to a gangster and- just- do you see the vision?